Howhard can be very confusing sometimes.


Yes he can.

The woman said "me so horny,me ruv you long time" or something like that.

And that has relevance how? Now I'm confused. :D

I'm confused.

And that has relevance how? Now I'm confused. :D


the woman thought that the soldiers were asking for sex.

I'm confused.

You only have yourself to blame. ;D

the woman thought that the soldiers were asking for sex.

What soldiers?

Electric Boogaloo.


Hey You The Rocksteady Crew
Show'm what you do make a break make a move
Hey you The Rocksteady Crew
B-Boys Breakers Electric Boogaloo. :D

You only have yourself to blame. ;D


No One Else is to Blame.

No One Else is to Blame.

We concur. :D

What soldiers?


Was one of them Charlie Sheen? ???

What soldiers?


Yeah, what soldiers? There's no soldiers in 2 Live Crew.

Yeah, what soldiers? There's no soldiers in 2 Live Crew.


the film,I forgot the name of it.  ::)

Was one of them Charlie Sheen? ???


Definitely not in 2 Live Crew.

Two quite surreal MC Escher tessellations on page 113.

the film,I forgot the name of it.  ::)


That's helpful. ::)

Two quite surreal MC Escher tessellations on page 113.


We're not on page 113. Or are we?

Ok I got it,Full Metal Jacket.

We're not on page 113. Or are we?

Nay. I'm up to page 113 of the book I'm reading.

Ok I got it,Full Metal Jacket.


Got what? :-\\

Got what? :-\\

That's what I was going to ask.

"Clown having a heart attack".

Nay. I'm up to page 113 of the book I'm reading.


What's that got to do with 2 Live Crew? Stick with the subject! :D

Got what? :-\\


In the film that's where she said that line.

What's that got to do with 2 Live Crew? Stick with the subject! :D

I'm not sure we even had a subject. I thought it was just Howhard rambling. :D

In the film that's where she said that line.


Who said what line? :D

Sorry Howard, I'm being a bully. :-[

We're so confused. :D

Who said what line? :D

Sorry Howard, I'm being a bully. :-[


let me see if I can find it later. ::)

I'm not sure we even had a subject. I thought it was just Howhard rambling. :D


Not just Howard...

We're so confused. :D


Me, you and a dog named Boo..? :D

I wonder if Howard's parents know he listens to 2 Live Crew. :D

Me, you and a dog named Boo..? :D


B.J.Thomas.

Me, you and a dog named Boo..? :D


Now I'm being really confusing.

Not just Howard...

Howhard and myself. :D

I wonder if Howard's parents know he listens to 2 Live Crew. :D


Why should they care.

What about the dog named Boo and the cat named Bobo?

Now I'm being really confusing.


Or just plain silly, you decide.

Why should they care.

Because they love you?

Or just plain silly, you decide.

Eitherway there's nothing wrong. :D

What about the dog named Boo and the cat named Bobo?


A cat named Boo?

Because they love you?


They always loved me.

A cat named Boo?

Not unless they... interbred.

They always loved me.

Until..?

B.J.Thomas.


No no - Lobo.

Not unless they... interbred.


you mean the dog and the cat?

Back in a tick, gotta get something to eat.

you mean the dog and the cat?

Yes yes.

Until..?


until what?

until what?


That's what Bobo was asking.  ::)

That's what Bobo was asking.  ::)


No love is infinitive.

Why should they care.


Because they may consider their music offensive.  Or not.

BTW, my mom knew I had at least one 2 Live Crew record. :D  Then again, she used to dance to Paul Lekakis...yet slightly freaked when she heard "Theme From S-Express" :D

Gee, I wonder if anyone is actually gonna read the last 10 pages or so. ;D

until what?

You said they loved you. Past tense.

Indeed I wasn't.

Where'd Karen go?


bus stop and looking up phrases for Foo Bar's Get Out of London thread

No love is infinitive.


And you would know this how?

You said they loved you. Past tense.


they always will.

No love is infinitive.

It might be a split infinitive.

Strawberries are pretty useless when it comes to covering your eyes. Better use a melon next time.

one on each eye would work

Gee, I wonder if anyone is actually gonna read the last 10 pages or so. ;D


;D

LTE will eat itself again :D

And you would know this how?


by reading books.

Because they may consider their music offensive.  Or not.

BTW, my mom knew I had at least one 2 Live Crew record. :D  Then again, she used to dance to Paul Lekakis...yet slightly freaked when she heard "Theme From S-Express" :D



The S'Express version?

by reading books.

Books don't know squat. Ask them a question and they just sit there thinking, "why don't you go research it yourself?" Whereas the internet is a genius.

We're not on page 113. Or are we?


You could be if you set your dispaly to a bajillion posts per page

The S'Express version?


That would be the one. :D

Books don't know squat. Ask them a question and they just sit there thinking, "why don't you go research it yourself?" Whereas the internet is a genius.


I've been known talking to the internet. It sat there and said squat too. :P

Gee, I wonder if anyone is actually gonna read the last 10 pages or so. ;D


I have

I've been known talking to the internet. It sat there and said squat too. :P

Fair point.

You could be if you set your dispaly to a bajillion posts per page


I don't know if that's even remotely possible. ;D

Books don't know squat. Ask them a question and they just sit there thinking, "why don't you go research it yourself?" Whereas the internet is a genius.


;D

Gee, I wonder if anyone is actually gonna read the last 10 pages or so. ;D


snoz will

Gee, I wonder if anyone is actually gonna read the last 10 pages or so. ;D


Sami might

"That's an interesting selection, now all we need is a nauseatingly sweet orange one."

snoz will


Oh Crap.

That would be the one. :D


Good record. I also have The Return Trip. :)

Gotta finish this work off. But I'm still here. Obviously. :D

I have


Poor you! ;D ;)


snoz will


Oh dear...


Sami might


No, I don't think so.

My mom thought the line that apparently is listed as "chop me off" said something else :D

"That's an interesting selection, now all we need is a nauseatingly sweet orange one."


Said who?

Said who?

Simon Amstell. About Dale Winton.

Simon Amstell. About Dale Winton.


I don't know either of them. What was the context?

I think Tam said it about those chocolate oranges too.  :D

I think Tam said it about those chocolate oranges too.  :D


Chocolate oranges are yummy.

Chocolate oranges are yummy.


Indeed!

Orange chocolates are yummy too!  Some of them, anyway.

I don't know either of them. What was the context?

Simon Amstell is the former host of celebrity music quiz Never Mind the Buzzcocks. Dale Winton was one of the show's guests, a game show presenter and DJ.

Sadly the word orange doesn't rhyme with the word sporange.

24 minutes until I sleep. I guess...

Sadly the word orange doesn't rhyme with the word sporange.


borange.

I don't know either of them. What was the context?


sounds like either QI again or Never Mind the Buzzcocks

Simon Amstell is the former host of celebrity music quiz Never Mind the Buzzcocks. Dale Winton was one of the show's guests, a game show presenter and DJ.


I have seen lots of episodes of NMTB, but somehow I don't remember Simon Amstell. :-\\

I think Tam said it about those chocolate oranges too.  :D

I just finished the last slices today

borange.


That's not a real word.

I have seen lots of episodes of NMTB, but somehow I don't remember Simon Amstell. :-\\


curly-haired host.  After Mark Lamarr did it they had guest hosts for a while and then SImon took over

I have seen lots of episodes of NMTB, but somehow I don't remember Simon Amstell. :-\\

He took over as host when Mark Lamarr left the show.

I have seen lots of episodes of NMTB, but somehow I don't remember Simon Amstell. :-\\



curly-haired host.  After Mark Lamarr did it they had guest hosts for a while and then SImon took over


I just had a look at YouTube, and I vaguely remember him. It just wasn't the same without Mark Lamarr, so I stopped watching.

That's not a real word.


I know it isn't.

He took over as host when Mark Lamarr left the show.


Yes yes yes, I KNOW ! ALRIGHT!!?!  :D ;D

I know it isn't.


Then why did you say it? ???

Then why did you say it? ???


I thought something rhymed with orange.

I thought something rhymed with orange.


I'm confused again. "Something" doesn't rhyme with "orange".

Looks like I've scared everyone off.

Looks like I've scared everyone off.


homework time

I'm confused again. "Something" doesn't rhyme with "orange".


Is that like the locla newspaper headline

"fundraiser pronounced success!"

Is that like the locla newspaper headline

"fundraiser pronounced success!"


It could be.

It could also be I'm just teasing Howard.

homework time


Yes, that should be a priority.

It could be.

It could also be I'm just teasing Howard.


I know he meant to type "I thought of something that rhymed with orange". He just missed two words.

Waiting for Q to show up... I know she's here. ::)

Waiting for anyone to show up...

here for a moment :D

Only for a moment...

Some heavy sampling in that S'Express tune... I never realized.

Alright, I'm tired of waiting. Besides, it's bedtime. :P

Someone shows up. :D

Someoen else is here too.

Some heavy sampling in that S'Express tune... I never realized.


'tis a good track to start off a DJ set.

"Enjoy this trip...enjoy this trip...and it is a trip..."

'tis a good track to start off a DJ set.

"Enjoy this trip...enjoy this trip...and it is a trip..."


That's right. It's simply called 'Theme from S'Express' by S'Express.

Waiting for Q to show up... I know she's here. ::)


I spotted her just as I was going for my dinner

Waiting for anyone to show up...


homework time, then dinner, then help James finish his science fair display.

It will in three hours and 28 minutes time.
still hasn't ended... that last post was from school and I was venting :P

still hasn't ended... that last post was from school and I was venting :P


that's what I figured

tough day chicka?
Very tough - and tomorrow (and the following 3 days) are "basic skills testing" - EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE  (our school is already one of Iowa's persistently lowest achieving school's - they give us the title but no ideas on how to fix it)  :P  So a little pressure, unfortunately our students see no reason as to why they should try and score well (so they won't - perhaps this is our problem????  The lack of motivation or pride to achieve well)

Yes yes yes, I KNOW ! ALRIGHT!!?!  :D ;D

I know you know. You know? :D

have you tried bribery?

still hasn't ended... that last post was from school and I was venting :P

Now it's ended.

I just had a lot of behavorial problems growing up.
Wouldn't believe this, I am soo shocked.  Wow - that is just flooring me.  This information has to be lies all lies ::)

Me so horny,Me love you long time. ;D
doubt you'ld last long at all

Good morning all!

... No, I won't go there.
It involved kleenex, teacher's skirts and pencils being dropped - don't go there

I'm certain we're thinking the same think, Henk. :D
me too - or is that three

They needed Mr Sallak a couple of years ago.  He was Elizabeths 4th grade teacher and gave out this great list of keys to quality and success

like

Understand the difference between"I can't" and "I won't" or "I don't want to"

When doing homework don't always look for shortcuts to complete the work.  Think more about finishing the work to your highest standards all the time.

Indeed I wasn't.

Where'd Karen go?
She took cover from the fall out like a wise woman - me I am here witnessing it all in it's horrific glory

At least I didn't use a strawberry. It would have to be a rather big strawberry. And I would prefer to put them in my mouth.
:-X  Just so you know, that I was thinking something here - but I went  :-X instead of saying it!




I am a better person than some of you ::)


;)
;D

A Chinese prostitute said a sample of that in the film.
I thought the movie Full Metal Jacket was about Vietnam (and therefore the prostitute scene was at Da Nang - since she is called Da Nang Prostitute) - my mistake 8)

Strawberries are pretty useless when it comes to covering your eyes. Better use a melon next time.
or two :D  Great face mask they make ;D ;D ;D

For Howard's benefit, Henk is referring to the fruit melons, not anything else.
oops ::)

On the Ning Nang Nong where the cows go bong...

Karen will finish that one for you. XD

oops ::)

Just so that Howhard wouldn't get confused. :D

I'm officially totally confused now. I thought we were discussing 2 Live Crew.
they probably had prostitutes somewhere in their videos (but I can not say of what nationality they were)

Oh yes, please...let's get that straight.
double oops

Electric Boogaloo.
Electric slide???

The woman said "me so horny,me ruv you long time" or something like that.
:-\\

Electric blanket

:-\\

I too got confused at this point.

I'm confused.
He finally admits it - 4+ pages and he finally admits it

I wonder if Howard's parents know he listens to 2 Live Crew. :D
Doubt they approve if they do

He finally admits it - 4+ pages and he finally admits it

It's been ten years or something. :D

Hugs for Ash's elbow.


Awww.  Thanks sweetie!

Awww.  Thanks sweetie!

Is it feeling better now?

I wonder if Howard's parents know he listens to 2 Live Crew. :D


Does anyone's parent's know they listen to 2 Live Crew?   ;D

Is it feeling better now?


As a matter of fact it is!    :)

B.J.Thomas.
Why exactly are you speaking of my mother-in-law ???

On the Ning Nang Nong where the cows go bong...

Karen will finish that one for you. XD


Lazy arse

As a matter of fact it is!    :)

That's what we in the trade call an "epic win".

Gee, I wonder if anyone is actually gonna read the last 10 pages or so. ;D
:-\\  maybe  :-\\  perhaps regretting it now :-\\

Lazy arse

That's not how it goes!

:-\\  maybe  :-\\  perhaps regretting it now :-\\

All in the name of ueberposting!

That's not how it goes!


Well, I could just type it all out for you (since its in a book on the shelf just behind me) but how would you learn to find things out for yourself?!

;D

LTE will eat itself again :D
or maybe not

I have
whew - I am not the only one then

snoz will
probably - tomorrow while at work

Sami might
Did - not doing it again :P

Oh Crap.
Worried about what Q will say ???  How interesting... Why might I ask Howard, why are you nervous that Q may read this???

Did - not doing it again :P


I was right - Henk was wrong

Poor you! ;D ;)

Oh dear...

No, I don't think so.
THink AGAIN ::)

I think Tam said it about those chocolate oranges too.  :D
Hmmm missed something here - but I do love a chocolate orange 8)

The Bobomel are also here, of course..

Chocolate oranges are yummy.
the milk chocolate ones - I do not like the dark chocolate ones (which is odd, because I usually prefer dark over milk)

Orange chocolates are yummy too!  Some of them, anyway.
Not the orange jelly filled chocolates - those are  8-P

The Bobomel are also here, of course..


I thought you'd gone away to find the words to Ning Nang Nong

Sadly the word orange doesn't rhyme with the word sporange.
or anything else for that matter ::)

24 minutes until I sleep. I guess...
good night -so this means I miss bobo when I finally do catch up to myself

putting the boy to bed - back later

I thought something rhymed with orange.
no nothing

homework time
Good night

Waiting for Q to show up... I know she's here. ::)
she is??? ::)

Waiting for anyone to show up...
tis here 8)

or anything else for that matter ::)

Apart from Gorringe.

Alright, I'm tired of waiting. Besides, it's bedtime. :P
Night :-[

Someone shows up. :D
Well helllo

Someoen else is here too.
Hello to you too

I spotted her just as I was going for my dinner
Haven't seen her

homework time, then dinner, then help James finish his science fair display.
Love Science fairs 8)

that's what I figured
Thanks for being there

I know you know. You know? :D
Your awake - I thought you were going to bed  in 23 minutes forever ago (perhaps he is awake now - he only sleeps in like 26 minute increments)

Your awake - I thought you were going to bed  in 23 minutes forever ago (perhaps he is awake now - he only sleeps in like 26 minute increments)

Yes indeedy. I woke up again. :D

have you tried bribery?
No - our new principal does not believe in "carrots" being dangled in front of kids to get them to want something (not sure if I really do either, but we are desperate here - I think we really need to get the parents invested though)

Now it's ended.
Still venting

Still venting

Can't hurt.

They needed Mr Sallak a couple of years ago.  He was Elizabeths 4th grade teacher and gave out this great list of keys to quality and success

like

Understand the difference between"I can't" and "I won't" or "I don't want to"

When doing homework don't always look for shortcuts to complete the work.  Think more about finishing the work to your highest standards all the time.
How awesome is that  8)

I am always telling students that when they say I can't, it is really just saying I won't or I don't want to.  Because I would not ask any of them to do something that they cannot do.

On the Ning Nang Nong where the cows go bong...

Karen will finish that one for you. XD
???

Electric blanket
Electric Eel

Does anyone's parent's know they listen to 2 Live Crew?   ;D
That and Beastie boys - I think I tried to keep hidden

Well, I could just type it all out for you (since its in a book on the shelf just behind me) but how would you learn to find things out for yourself?!
well I do not have it on a shelf behind me - and I wanna know

I was right - Henk was wrong
O0 and Karen  wins again

putting the boy to bed - back later
night

well I do not have it on a shelf behind me - and I wanna know

I can do it. :D

---

On the Ning Nang Nong
Where the Cows go Bong!
and the monkeys all say BOO!
There's a Nong Nang Ning
Where the trees go Ping!
And the tea pots jibber jabber joo.
On the Nong Ning Nang
All the mice go Clang
And you just can't catch 'em when they do!
So its Ning Nang Nong
Cows go Bong!
Nong Nang Ning
Trees go ping
Nong Ning Nang
The mice go Clang
What a noisy place to belong
is the Ning Nang Ning Nang Nong

Apart from Gorringe.
no - still does not rhyme - Orange has no rhymes=fact

Yes indeedy. I woke up again. :D
still really not sure how healthy this is

no - still does not rhyme - Orange has no rhymes=fact

It does rhyme! Unless you pronounce it to rhyme with Albin.

still really not sure how healthy this is

Waking up? Very healthy, I'd say. XD

I can do it. :D

---

On the Ning Nang Nong
Where the Cows go Bong!
and the monkeys all say BOO!
There's a Nong Nang Ning
Where the trees go Ping!
And the tea pots jibber jabber joo.
On the Nong Ning Nang
All the mice go Clang
And you just can't catch 'em when they do!
So its Ning Nang Nong
Cows go Bong!
Nong Nang Ning
Trees go ping
Nong Ning Nang
The mice go Clang
What a noisy place to belong
is the Ning Nang Ning Nang Nong
:P

I can do it. :D

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On the Ning Nang Nong
Where the Cows go Bong!
and the monkeys all say BOO!
There's a Nong Nang Ning
Where the trees go Ping!
And the tea pots jibber jabber joo.
On the Nong Ning Nang
All the mice go Clang
And you just can't catch 'em when they do!
So its Ning Nang Nong
Cows go Bong!
Nong Nang Ning
Trees go ping
Nong Ning Nang
The mice go Clang
What a noisy place to belong
is the Ning Nang Ning Nang Nong
How horrible is that to say :o

It does rhyme! Unless you pronounce it to rhyme with Albin.
:-\\

How horrible is that to say :o


It's fun to read to 2nd graders

I can do it. :D

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On the Ning Nang Nong
Where the Cows go Bong!
and the monkeys all say BOO!
There's a Nong Nang Ning
Where the trees go Ping!
And the tea pots jibber jabber joo.
On the Nong Ning Nang
All the mice go Clang
And you just can't catch 'em when they do!
So its Ning Nang Nong
Cows go Bong!
Nong Nang Ning
Trees go ping
Nong Ning Nang
The mice go Clang
What a noisy place to belong
is the Ning Nang Ning Nang Nong


I love that!  :D

It's fun to read to 2nd graders
Man I would have to practice that a lot :P

I love that!  :D

Ash has heard it before?

Ahh, nonsense poems are fun.

Diane Sawyer gets sarcastic. ;D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjJlJndL7o8&feature=PlayList&p=29A71C2668F20806&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=36

Now I have a parody idea to this one. ^

Edit: I'd like to thank the cat for waking me up repeatedly through the night... I accidently used img brackets to try and imbed a video.  ::)

That song is dodgy. :D

Someone just deleted one of their own posts. :D The board's post count went downwards. :D

Someone just deleted one of their own posts. :D The board's post count went downwards. :D
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Gasp. It might have been Sami!

the second graders also liked

THE GRUMPY TEACHER
What shall we do with the grumpy teacher ?(x 3)
Early in the morning ?

Hang her on a hook behind the classroom door,
Tie her up and leave her in the PE store,
Make her be with Derek Drew for ever more,
Early in the morning.

Please, Miss, we're only joking,
Don't mean to be provoking,
How come your ears are smoking ?
Early in the morning.

Tickle her toes with a hairy creature,
Leave her in the jungle where the ants can reach her,
Bring her back alive to be a classroom teacher !
Early in the morning.

I like that one. :D

Sigh, if only I could find where I put all my books of nonsense poetry.

It may have been fifteen years or more since I last saw them so maybe they mostly are comprised of dust these days.

Gasp. It might have been Sami!
don't think so - is the profile bandit steeling posts now :D

Oh wait, I can just check the deletion log to see who it was. ;D

the second graders also liked

THE GRUMPY TEACHER
What shall we do with the grumpy teacher ?(x 3)
Early in the morning ?

Hang her on a hook behind the classroom door,
Tie her up and leave her in the PE store,
Make her be with Derek Drew for ever more,
Early in the morning.

Please, Miss, we're only joking,
Don't mean to be provoking,
How come your ears are smoking ?
Early in the morning.

Tickle her toes with a hairy creature,
Leave her in the jungle where the ants can reach her,
Bring her back alive to be a classroom teacher !
Early in the morning.

who is Derek Drew praytell????

Well that tells me nothing...

who is Derek Drew praytell????

No-one famous. Just a small boy with an annoying name.

No-one famous. Just a small boy with an annoying name.
I see

Must post.

Must keep on a-postin'.

I was so engrossed by that AMV in my previous post that I forgot about the Ramen I had cooling.

who is Derek Drew praytell????


Derek Drew appears in another school poem by the same author (Allan Ahlberg).  He's clearly the class pain

Please Mrs Butler

Please Mrs Butler
This boy Derek Drew
Keeps copying my work, Miss.
What shall I do?

Go and sit in the hall, dear
Go and sit in the sink
Take your books on the roof my lamb
Do whatever you think

Pleae Mrs Butler
This boy Derek Drew
Keeps taking my rubber, Miss
What shall I do?

Keep it in your hand my dear
Hide it up your vest
Swallow it if you like my love
Do what you think best

Pleae Mrs Butler
This boy Derek Drew
Keeps calling me rude names, Miss.
What shall I do?

Lock yourself in the cupboard dear
Run away to sea
Do whatever you can my flower
But don't ask me!

I was so engrossed by that AMV in my previous post that I forgot about the Ramen I had cooling.

Oops. :D Is everything fixed now?

Allan Ahlberg. That name takes me back. Heck, last Christmas I bought three copies of The Jolly Christmas Postman to make up for the one I lost and the two I gave to other people. :D

Gosh, sixteen years since Janet died. That's surreal.

I didn't know until recently, the dog who stars in the BBC2 children's series "Come Outside" was the same dog as the dog on "Woof", based on the J&A Ahlberg book.

I didn't know until recently, the dog who stars in the BBC2 children's series "Come Outside" was the same dog as the dog on "Woof", based on the J&A Ahlberg book.


The kids used to call that show Aunty Mabel

Look up, look down
look all around
look in the air
and on the ground

Linda Baron is a legend. What was that program she was in that everyone else knows her from?

Oops. :D Is everything fixed now?


Yeah

Also went to look up who sung the song.(The vid didn't say I think)

Then I checked on Amiright to see if anyone did a parody idea to it that I had in mind. Fortunately, I'm clear to write.

Aha. Open All Hours. That's the one.

Linda Baron is a legend. What was that program she was in that everyone else knows her from?


She did that lame assed foreign holiday 'comedy'

Then I checked on Amiright to see if anyone did a parody idea to it that I had in mind. Fortunately, I'm clear to write.

What they refer to in French, I believe, as une win epique.

(That's French for "epic win") ;D

and probably something really good that's not occurring to me at the moment

I was unaware she was from Urmston. That makes her awesomely cool in my book. :D

Aha. Open All Hours. That's the one.


Yep.  I think I was thinking of someone else when I wrote


She did that lame assed foreign holiday 'comedy'


what the heck was that

Derek Drew appears in another school poem by the same author (Allan Ahlberg).  He's clearly the class pain

Please Mrs Butler

Please Mrs Butler
This boy Derek Drew
Keeps copying my work, Miss.
What shall I do?

Go and sit in the hall, dear
Go and sit in the sink
Take your books on the roof my lamb
Do whatever you think

Pleae Mrs Butler
This boy Derek Drew
Keeps taking my rubber, Miss
What shall I do?

Keep it in your hand my dear
Hide it up your vest
Swallow it if you like my love
Do what you think best

Pleae Mrs Butler
This boy Derek Drew
Keeps calling me rude names, Miss.
What shall I do?

Lock yourself in the cupboard dear
Run away to sea
Do whatever you can my flower
But don't ask me!
If one uses the term "rubber" as American's think of the term "rubber" than this is rather perverse concept.

I think I have Derek Drew in my class :P

I can't even say what I was going to say. I would have to moderate myself. :D

She did that lame assed foreign holiday 'comedy'


Keith woosisname was in it.  two couples and I think they sort of have an affair

If one uses the term "rubber" as American's think of the term "rubber" than this is rather perverse concept.

I think I have Derek Drew in my class :P


I did consider adding translations

What they refer to in French, I believe, as une win epique.

(That's French for "epic win") ;D


Well, considering that anime parodies are not highly common on Amiright(mainly me, Airrider, DJ Blaze, InuOtome, TSB are the only ones I can think of out of all of the authors on there that do any anime, otaku-ish sort of parodies), I kinda figured that I would be able to. I just wanted to make sure.

Step-chan, speaking of weird music that only people like you and I would appreciate, how much do you know by Utada Hikaru?

Keith woosisname was in it.  two couples and I think they sort of have an affair


Keith Barron!

Duty Free was the show and it was Gwen Taylor I thought was Lynda Baron

or maybe not


Irony!

The ironing is delicious.

Irony!
:D

Gotta stay awake for at least 20 minutes.

I think the only way I can do that is by ueberposting to the maximum.