If Gaby Sidibe wins, I'm going to wet myself.

Sean Penn makes me sad.

Boo.

But Sandra Bullock doesn't suck!

She won a Razzie too :D

She's so weird. :D

The dog is growling because the Precious girl didn't win I guess.

Best director.

Why are all these people up on James Cameron's jock?  He's a f*cking prick.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA....James Cameron's ex won for best director!  Suck it, James Cameron!

Oooh, a chick won!

Time for best picture!  Wheee!

It's the Hanks.

Wow, he just read it.  Nice.  Hurt Locker anyone?

The Hurt Locker, of course.

I'm gonna turn this off and play now :P

And so ends another bloated awards show.

Taylor Lautner is gay.


But please don't tell my nieces. ;)

Good Morning. :)

Awwww...Wallace and Gromit didn't win :(



:\'(

Visa.


veni, vidi, visa

I came, I saw, I shopped!

Greetings Karen! And anyone else who happens to be around.

morning bobo

I am here for the next half hour or so

Good good. I'm not actually doing anything today. Partially due to laziness and partially because.. umm.. I don't know any other good reasons.

Good good. I'm not actually doing anything today. Partially due to laziness and partially because.. umm.. I don't know any other good reasons.


because laziness prevents you from thinking up another good reason!

because laziness prevents you from thinking up another good reason!

I run on the theory of 10 percent inspiration...

Greetings Bobo! :)

There should be a LTE fan club! :D

Taylor Lautner is gay.


Hot.

Greetings Bobo! :)

There should be a LTE fan club! :D


If you don't start it, I will!

Oh dear God.  It's that Zac Efrowhatever dude.  He needs to lay off the bronzer.


Speaking of gay!

I'm wide awake again.

I'm wide asleep

I was going to make an immoral comment but I wondered whether Howhard would pick up on it so I gave up.

I need to cut my fingernails but I have no energy to reach the cupboard.

I need to cut my fingernails but I have no energy to reach the cupboard.

Where's a power chainsaw when you need one.

Prexactly. Maybe my new album should have a chainsaw solo on it.

Prexactly. Maybe my new album should have a chainsaw solo on it.

Dueling chainsaws

Heck yeah. I wonder who I will get to perform as Chainsaw #2..

Heck yeah. I wonder who I will get to perform as Chainsaw #2..

Jason from Friday the 13th?

Ah good point.

•musical moment• This is what it sounds like.. when sparks fly...

Problem number 2: No post-it notes within arm's length.

I stand corrected.

Ah good point.

•musical moment• This is what it sounds like.. when sparks fly...
;D
"Everything ever recorded by the Carpenters", now done on chainsaw, by bobo.

Why do chainsaws suddenly appear every time you are near?

Oops. Nearly made a blatant mathematical error.

Why do chainsaws suddenly appear every time you are near?

(with heavy chainsaw solo in the background)

Oops. Nearly made a blatant mathematical error.

Must ask Barney to help you count.

But he always counts in base 10. How very dull and ordinary.

But he always counts in base 10. How very dull and ordinary.

I don't think "Barney counts in base 4" will go over too well with kids. Confuse 'em. Make them fail at school.
Hmm, that gives me an idea...

Teaching topology to 1st grade students...

Let's have Barney teach kids to the kids.

http://www.onenotefan.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/math_image-300x269.jpg

Prexactly. Maybe my new album should have a chainsaw solo on it.


Jackyl did it.  Everyone should!

I was going to make an immoral comment but I wondered whether Howhard would pick up on it so I gave up.


I <3 immoral comments!

Howhard takes it to the next level.

Howhard takes it to the next level.


Is that another musical moment?

Is that another musical moment?


That depends.

Is that another musical moment?

No, that would be Level 42!

No, that would be Level 42!


There is something about you...

Thing about you... you got a thing about youuuuuu

Thankfully I am listening to the Veronicas and will not get that stuck in my head!  Ha!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=au3-hk-pXsM

Prexactly. Maybe my new album should have a chainsaw solo on it.


Too late. Somebody stole your thunder...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A52p9jc-gOo

Too late. Somebody stole your thunder...

Dang.. what about... I don't know what other woodwork tools I could use... a spanner?

Too late. Somebody stole your thunder...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A52p9jc-gOo


And I know this because it made #8 in our charts.

I was going to make an immoral comment but I wondered whether Howhard would pick up on it so I gave up.


Add a 't' to immoral, et voila... you've made yourself immortal. :D

Jackyl did it.  Everyone should!


OK, so I'm not the only one thinking of Lumberjack.

* Sigh*

Nobody wants to play with me. :(

The Bobomel are still awake, I'm just failing to understand things. I really wish I could read, sometimes.

Status: Still having an epic fail.

Add a 't' to immoral, et voila... you've made yourself immortal. :D


Still stands.

If you add a T to Bobo, you get Bobot, which I always pronounce the same anyway.

If you add a T to Bobo, you get Bobot, which I always pronounce the same anyway.


Yes, but why would you want to add a T to Bobo?  :-\\

The Bobomel are still awake, I'm just failing to understand things. I really wish I could read, sometimes.


Need help...?

Need help...?

No no, I fixed it eventually. Just reading through this season's Eerste Divisie period tables. Couldn't work out which was which where and what was going on.

Need help...?


Maybe some karma might do the trick.

Maybe some karma might do the trick.

XD. As long as it is positive karma. ;)

No no, I fixed it eventually. Just reading through this season's Eerste Divisie period tables. Couldn't work out which was which where and what was going on.


Oh, I see... Yes, they can be quite confusing. Even to the trained eye.

Oh, I see... Yes, they can be quite confusing. Even to the trained eye.

I blame HFC Haarlem. Which is okay because something which no longer exists cannot have hurt feelings.

XD. As long as it is positive karma. ;)


I would never hand out negative karma to you. Unless you want me to.

I would never hand out negative karma to you. Unless you want me to.

Nay, not today. :D Maybe if I deserved it. Unless of course I do deserve it.

I blame HFC Haarlem. Which is okay because something which no longer exists cannot have hurt feelings.


There might be some more trouble heading our way... BVV Veendam are also teetering on the brink of bankruptcy.

There might be some more trouble heading our way... BVV Veendam are also teetering on the brink of bankruptcy.

Ooh gosh. At least we would have an even number of teams again, that'll make everyone else happy. :D

Sad face. BV Veendam's English Wikipedia article is useless. I would expand it with material from the Dutch Wiki, but it's too late for me to be thinking bilingually now.

For a minute there, Google translation entirely denied the existence of a word.

Ooh gosh. At least we would have an even number of teams again, that'll make everyone else happy. :D


Try selling that to the fans of Veendam... ::)

Apparently, the team's main sponsor owes them some 1.4 million euro. The club took the case to court, and judges ruled for a settlement:  750,000 euro to be paid by the sponsor. But the sponsor has offered to pay only 400,000 euro. Now the club has called in the assistance of a bailiff. To be continued...

Scary stuff. To be continued, indeed.

It's getting late. I should be off to bed.

Sleep well, Henk. I'm off to sleep in around nineteen minutes.

Sleep well, Henk. I'm off to sleep in around nineteen minutes.


Good night to you too, Bobo.

Ed Asner angry! Ed Asner smash! :D

Good Evening!  :)

Greetings Howhard.

Greetings Howhard.


How are we tonight?  :)

Not bad, not bad. I'm trying to work something out but this computer is being too slow about it.

Not bad, not bad. I'm trying to work something out but this computer is being too slow about it.


slow modem maybe?  ???

http://photos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs489.ash1/26731_350563057307_564992307_3724185_7911563_n.jpg

DunDun!

slow modem maybe?  ???

No no, just my brain not working fast around it.

Penny: Oh Vince, why don't you just... naff off?
Vince: Penny... love is never having to say "naff off".

And with that, the Bobomel are off to sleep. Goodnight LTE!

Vince and Penny?

Penny: Oh Vince, why don't you just... naff off?
Vince: Penny... love is never having to say "naff off".

And with that, the Bobomel are off to sleep. Goodnight LTE!


that old show?

No no, just my brain not working fast around it.


My brain hardly works either. ;D

My brain hardly works either. ;D


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v472/djmidas96/waykp1.jpg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=au3-hk-pXsM


Anyway...

Anyway...


;D

http://blog.netkarachi.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/symbol-of-marriage.jpg

http://blog.netkarachi.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/symbol-of-marriage.jpg


Me likey!  :D

Though I must say, I work damn freaking hard for that credit card.

;D


;)

don't stop believin - Journey is on the radio.  Elizabeth is learning this in chorus at school.  Except they don't sing her favourite verse

A singer in a smokey room
A smell of wine and cheap perfume
For a smile they can share the night
It goes on and on and on and on

We decided the lyrics probably weren't appropriate for 6th graders especially so soon after their DARE graduation!

Greetings all!

don't stop believin - Journey is on the radio.  Elizabeth is learning this in chorus at school.  Except they don't sing her favourite verse

A singer in a smokey room
A smell of wine and cheap perfume
For a smile they can share the night
It goes on and on and on and on

We decided the lyrics probably weren't appropriate for 6th graders especially so soon after their DARE graduation!


They're playing Smash Mouth's All Star on the station I'm listening to.

now its rock and roll koochykoo

Now Walk of Life by Dire Straits.

Kiss Me Through the Phone - Soulja Boy

So my office is next to the coaches shower/locker room, and about a month ago I said "screw it" and started going in there to use the facilities.  I used to have to go upstairs to the bathroom, but there is hardly ever anyone in the bathroom next to me, and I got so sick of walking upstairs when there is literally a door to the bathroom in my office.  I just thought "if I have to sit by it, I'm going to use it."

Anyway, I always knock and make sure there isn't anyone in there, and if there isn't I just go on in.  There's a stall, so if I'm in there and someone walks in, I just say "I'm in here!"  And all the coaches know me and know I use it so it's no biggie.

So just now I was in there washing my hands and some guy walked in and he was undoing his pants.  And he saw me standing there, and he kept undoing his pants.  And I kind of panicked and sort of yelled "HI!"  And he just sort of looked at me, and then we both looked down at his open pants.

I didn't see anything...(dammit) but I said "I guess you didn't know I use this room huh?"  And he said "I'm so sorry...it took me a minute to realize what was happening." 

Pretty hilarious, but also totally awkward.

Had a similar thing happen last year.  I went with James and Elizabeth to a Boy Scout overnight.  We stayed on a battleship.  There was a ladies bathroom two floors and a long walk up from where we were.  Or we could use the mensroom.  A group of us annouced we were going, waited till the men/boys all left and then we went.  However several men were either deaf or so desparate they couldn't wait and were actually at the urinals peeing as I came out of the cubicle!  Luckily it was people from another pack so I wouldn't have to see them regularly!

So my office is next to the coaches shower/locker room, and about a month ago I said "screw it" and started going in there to use the facilities.  I used to have to go upstairs to the bathroom, but there is hardly ever anyone in the bathroom next to me, and I got so sick of walking upstairs when there is literally a door to the bathroom in my office.  I just thought "if I have to sit by it, I'm going to use it."

Anyway, I always knock and make sure there isn't anyone in there, and if there isn't I just go on in.  There's a stall, so if I'm in there and someone walks in, I just say "I'm in here!"  And all the coaches know me and know I use it so it's no biggie.

So just now I was in there washing my hands and some guy walked in and he was undoing his pants.  And he saw me standing there, and he kept undoing his pants.  And I kind of panicked and sort of yelled "HI!"  And he just sort of looked at me, and then we both looked down at his open pants.

I didn't see anything...(dammit) but I said "I guess you didn't know I use this room huh?"  And he said "I'm so sorry...it took me a minute to realize what was happening." 

Pretty hilarious, but also totally awkward.


I'm dying.  I mean...really...I think I just died...LOL!

So my office is next to the coaches shower/locker room, and about a month ago I said "screw it" and started going in there to use the facilities.  I used to have to go upstairs to the bathroom, but there is hardly ever anyone in the bathroom next to me, and I got so sick of walking upstairs when there is literally a door to the bathroom in my office.  I just thought "if I have to sit by it, I'm going to use it."

Anyway, I always knock and make sure there isn't anyone in there, and if there isn't I just go on in.  There's a stall, so if I'm in there and someone walks in, I just say "I'm in here!"  And all the coaches know me and know I use it so it's no biggie.

So just now I was in there washing my hands and some guy walked in and he was undoing his pants.  And he saw me standing there, and he kept undoing his pants.  And I kind of panicked and sort of yelled "HI!"  And he just sort of looked at me, and then we both looked down at his open pants.

I didn't see anything...(dammit) but I said "I guess you didn't know I use this room huh?"  And he said "I'm so sorry...it took me a minute to realize what was happening." 

Pretty hilarious, but also totally awkward.


I would've started singing "Pants On The Ground". :D

Had a similar thing happen last year.  I went with James and Elizabeth to a Boy Scout overnight.  We stayed on a battleship.  There was a ladies bathroom two floors and a long walk up from where we were.  Or we could use the mensroom.  A group of us annouced we were going, waited till the men/boys all left and then we went.  However several men were either deaf or so desparate they couldn't wait and were actually at the urinals peeing as I came out of the cubicle!  Luckily it was people from another pack so I wouldn't have to see them regularly!


;D

I accidentaly walked into the men's room at a movie theatre once, and my nephew was standing at the urnial.  I about died.  I didn't see anything, but still.  SO embarassing for both of us.  :-[

I'm dying.  I mean...really...I think I just died...LOL!


Me too!  ;D

I would've started singing "Pants On The Ground". :D


This is why I need you with me at all times.  ;)

This is why I need you with me at all times.  ;)


I'm good like that  ;)

TOO MUCH!

TOO MUCH!


Nothing happened.  No sound...nada. 

Nothing happened.  No sound...nada. 


Not enough for you then.  :D

Not enough for you then.  :D


I guess you can't please everyone all the time huh?

I find that the older I get, the less amount of time I can chew gum.  I just get sick of it so fast.  I used to be able to chew a piece forever.  Now it's like 10 minutes and I'm done.  Odd.

About time to work out.

I find that the older I get, the less amount of time I can chew gum.  I just get sick of it so fast.  I used to be able to chew a piece forever.  Now it's like 10 minutes and I'm done.  Odd.


Same here.


I guess you can't please everyone all the time huh?


I don't worry 'bout dat :D

Good Afternoon Midasman.  :)

Greetings Howhard.

Greetings Howhard.



Hey Bobomeister. :)

Sigh. If only tomorrow was Thursday. I would have more energy for Thursday than I do for Wednesday.

Sigh. If only tomorrow was Thursday. I would have more energy for Thursday than I do for Wednesday.


I wish it was Friday so I can start my 2 days off.

I wish it was Friday so I can start my 2 days off.

Friday and Saturday?

Friday and Saturday?


Yeah,that's sweet.

Yeah,that's sweet.

Something else that's sweet.. is... a sweet potato.

Something else that's sweet.. is... a sweet potato.


sweet potato pie.

Howhard almost has a palindromic post count.

Howhard almost has a palindromic post count.


I do?  ???

Me likey!  :D

Though I must say, I work damn freaking hard for that credit card.

I think the man should have a huge chain around his neck as well, with the wife holding the chain.

Hey Frank. :)

No more guitar for now.

When reading instructions for mixing up a food thing does Tbsp mean a tablespoon?

Yes yes, tbsp is tablespoon, tsp is teaspoon.

When reading instructions for mixing up a food thing does Tbsp mean a tablespoon?


Yes

Hey Frank. :)

Hi Mr 90000 posts

Yes yes, tbsp is tablespoon, tsp is teaspoon.


that's what I thought.  Just mixed up some hot chocolate.  The instructions said use 4 Tbsp per 8 oz milk.  I used 5 tsp (maybe 1 and a half Tbsps?) and it was more than strong enough

There are three teaspoons in one tablespoon.

Hi Mr 90000 posts


Hey Mr Frank.

Yes yes, tbsp is tablespoon, tsp is teaspoon.

bobo knows measurements.

bobo knows measurements.


36 24 36.  :D

36 24 36.  :D

Your age, your age -12, your age again.

Your age, your age -12, your age again.


and also boob size.

Your age, your age -12, your age again.

No no, he was buying some earmuffs for Buffalo Bill.

and also boob size.

Your boob size is 36-24-36, Howhard?

Your boob size is 36-24-36, Howhard?


like I have that boob size?  ::)

Workout and cool down done.

like I have that boob size?  ::)

Well obviously not, nobody has three boobs.

and also boob size.


Your boob size is 36-24-36, Howhard?

Congratulations Howard.

Workout and cool down done.

Sounds very energetic, Step-chan. Have fun?

Hey Step. :)

Well obviously not, nobody has three boobs.


there was that Bond baddie with three nipples

Well obviously not, nobody has three boobs.


only a girl does.

there was that Bond baddie with three nipples

"You told me it was a nubbin!"

only a girl does.

Girls have three boobs?

Well obviously not, nobody has three boobs.

Except for when Roger Moore was pretending to be Scaramanga in "Man with the golden gun"

"You told me it was a nubbin!"


What's a nubbin?

Girls have three boobs?


I wish.

What's a nubbin?

I don't know. What's a kundus with you?

only a girl does.

Is this the kind of girl you are looking for?

Is this the kind of girl you are looking for?


I hope so.  ;)

only a girl does.


only a deformed girl does I would say

What's a nubbin?

a nubbin is an extra...oh gosh how do I explain this to Howard... :-[

only a deformed girl does I would say



maybe in a film.

Except for when Roger Moore was pretending to be Scaramanga in "Man with the golden gun"



there was that Bond baddie with three nipples


great minds think alike!

Sounds very energetic, Step-chan. Have fun?


Whenever I get to the exercise bike, yes. Since I look through something like a Nintendo Power magazine or a game strategy guide while pedaling. The only thing is the seat on it, it's old and hard. I have to put a pillow on it and the one I using isn't that good.

maybe in a film.

That's why I don't watch those kind of films!

a nubbin is an extra...oh gosh how do I explain this to Howard... :-[


a nubbin is an ear of corn.

I hope so.  ;)

Howard is looking for a girl with 3 boobs... :-[
How old would those girls be who were born around the time of Chernobyl, UUSR?

Howard is looking for a girl with 3 boobs... :-[
How old would those girls be who were born around the time of Chernobyl, UUSR?


my age?

I like the concept of the fact that there is a condition called "polymastia". It's probably much less amusing than it sounds..

great minds think alike!

Frank = Karen = great minds

What about the Bobomel? Do they also count?

I hope a Moscow Mule doesn't contain mules.

What about the Bobomel? Do they also count?


Bobomel counts.

I hope a Moscow Mule doesn't contain mules.


and lives in Moscow.

and lives in Moscow.

Well it would be a long way to travel.

my age?

It happened in 1986, so the girls would be about 23 or 24 now., and since it falls into the range of what you like (older than 18, less than 80...2 or 3 boobs), she's all yours.

It happened in 1986, so the girls would be about 23 or 24 now., and since it falls into the range of what you like (older than 18, less than 80...2 or 3 boobs), she's all yours.




Thanks.  ;D

I'm dying.  I mean...really...I think I just died...LOL!


Super Arwen on LTE? Is this a first...? :D

Hey Henk.

I need to find some more words. But I can't decide which ones.

Ah, that explains everything.

I need to find some more words. But I can't decide which ones.

Look for the word 'smiles'. You can't miss it. There's a mile between the first and last "S"

I didn't even know the Oscars were this past weekend until I saw the news on Monday morning.

Sigh. I hate it when people criticize things and they're clearly wrong.

For some reason, people have stopped karma'ing me. :(

For some reason, people have stopped karma'ing me. :(

I have put you in an American bi-centennial mood, and you are now at 1976.

The song that I had previously considered the most disturbingly terrible in the universe has, as of today, become the second most disturbingly terrible song, thanks to my discovery of this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XdtQKSk10mw

I have put you in an American bi-centennial mood, and you are now at 1976.


And you, sir, are now at the Battle of Nieuwpoort. ;)

The song that I had previously considered the most disturbingly terrible in the universe has, as of today, become the second most disturbingly terrible song, thanks to my discovery of this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XdtQKSk10mw


I wholeheartedly agree. That is truly terrible.

Germans are lazy. They even want their music dubbed.

I wholeheartedly agree. That is truly terrible.

I actually didn't think it could get worse than it is.

I need to tidy this room up before heading to sleep. Which I shall do in twelve minutes.

Sigh. It's times like this I need a periscope.

Sigh. It's times like this I need a periscope.


To see over the clutter?

To see over the clutter?

Prexactly. I have no idea what's going on. I know that at the end of this episode of Argumental, I'm heading to sleep, though.

Awake again. Squee!

Awake again. Squee!


Squee!!

How is Ash?

Testing 1-2-3

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TsL8bSyryNA

My favorite video ever.

How is Ash?


I'm great!  Tam is teaching me things.  Such as how to post You Tube videos fancily.

That looks very painful!

I'm great!  Tam is teaching me things.  Such as how to post You Tube videos fancily.

Ah yes. That's an awesome new facility.

Sigh. I wish today were either March 21 or December 24. But no. I have to put up with it being March 10.

Sigh. I wish today were either March 21 or December 24. But no. I have to put up with it being March 10.


What's wrong with March 10?  Is it a non-math day?

Sigh. It's times like this I need a periscope.


;D

What's wrong with March 10?  Is it a non-math day?

Nay.. it's just... today.

Here Ash - this is how you do it Girl


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