Audrey gets feisty with Debbie on the phone! Actually calls her a bitch! hahaha

Robber drives away with Ellen...

Clark shows up and Audrey and him load into their car to chase after the robber and Ellen

Crazy driving and a chase follow...


"Hey Dad... there's the Colosseum!"

Rusty trying to act cool as Clark pulls up and picks him up!

Cars drive through a Roman Wedding!

The robbers need a dupe, a real idiot...

in walks Clark ;D


how convenient!  ;D

more car chasing

aha! When the tire blows you do see Clark say the f-bomb but it is over-dubbed with "Darn it all!" ;D

So a fashion show... another boring section. All they are doing is trying on leather and hats and crazy stuff

Rusty looks like an outcast from Star Wars


lol!

Eric Idle

Clark goes through the doors and traps Eric with his broken leg in the door, not once but twice!

He shys away from any help from Clark... hahaha!!


how many times is Eric idle in the film? Is he stalking the Grizwolds?  ;D

Clark steals a bike to get Ellen!
Rides it down stairs

He is amazingly fast to keep up with the car on a bike!!!

then he passes the car

buit then conveniently falls into the backseat of the car

car flies through the air and lands in a fountain!

Eric Idle!!

Clark slammed him into the fountain when the vehicle went in. Poor Eric!

Ellen goes off on Clark and all Clark is worried about whether they voted on it or not.
Obviously, Clark didn't erase the tape of the buh buh buh buh buh ;D


;D

Police show up with the kids and the traveler's check guy, Rustys girlfriend says his parents are cool and Russ agrees

I never noticed before how the movie kind of gets a little boring ...

and how easily Ellen flirts and tells the robber guy everything


its only cuz you're live blogging it..it calls great attention to stuff you never noticed before..

The robber is trying to get it on with Ellen in order to get the car keys...

But the cops show up..

And now the bad guy is holding a gun to Ellens head

phone rings - "Are you taking any calls?"


Hmmm methinks they may be a bit busy right now!  ;D

Flight home...

fast motion with tons of food, they barely eat...

wow! CGI sucked! The plane is flying through the clouds and it is so badly super-imposed that it makes Star Wars - A New Hope look amazing!!! ;D

Clark goes to the restroom in the plane - slams through the pilots door making the pilot lean forward, pushing the plane down head first - more horrible cgi - Clark screams, they hit the torch on the Statue of Liberty knocking it askew...

"Yep, The Griswold's are back!"

Out credits with the American Flag and Superman, baseball shots and dump trucks....


the end

Now let me change my preferences and go back so I can catch up on all of everyone's posts. ;)

oh wait you're live blogging it now!!!  ;D


Sorry, I guess I should have said that huh? lol

Pig in a poke... that's gonna be my new catch phrase


I am going to try and use it whenever I can! ;)

Flight home...

fast motion with tons of food, they barely eat...

wow! CGI sucked! The plane is flying through the clouds and it is so badly super-imposed that it makes Star Wars - A New Hope look amazing!!! ;D


ah 80s special effects are not very special  ;D

Clark goes to the restroom in the plane - slams through the pilots door making the pilot lean forward, pushing the plane down head first - more horrible cgi - Clark screams, they hit the torch on the Statue of Liberty knocking it askew...

"Yep, The Griswold's are back!"

Out credits with the American Flag and Superman, baseball shots and dump trucks....


the end



thanks now I don't need to watch it  ;D

I'm assuming you mean the Froegers daughter? she hasn't done much

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0447613/




Well then she just looks like someone else hahaha

Now let me change my preferences and go back so I can catch up on all of everyone's posts. ;)


lol...by the time you get to the end it will be time for me to go home... actually I'm signing off now so my relief can log onto the computer....

thanks for the enterttainment and the increase in my post count!!!  ;)

billy?  I kinda had a bit of a crush on him in the 80s

http://www.camineet.net/camineet/ps1cast/zabka.jpg

but just a little bit...


I did too but then he lost to Ralph Macchio oe whatever and I lost interest lmao

no no no... If I've told you once I've told you a million times.... its



BOOM!!!


My fault! I will eventually get it right! :D

Did I miss "The Hills Are Alive With The Sound Of Grizwald"? 


Not at that point you didn't. ;)

Clark went to Wal Mart?  ;)


Too funny!
That is exactly where I got the name from!

does Russ get a super model making eyes at him like dad did in the first one?


I don't think so - they were all just a bunch of hotties throwing themselves at him!

so she's dreaming that she is me?? wow who would've predicted that?  ;D


Stop that Q! I don't wanna hafta smack a b*tch! ;D ;D ;D

wonder how long it'll take tam to notice I'm commenting on her live blog?  ;D


Right at this point is when I realized! ;D

You forgot when he asks he when she stopped shaving her legs.


My fault! Haha!
She was a pretty ugly woman though for sure!

ha ha... all that detail for "not as funny as I remember"  perhaps analyzing it for the live blog has stripped the humor from it... or you've just matured....  ;)


I think so. I mean, I remember busting a gut laughing so dang hard... this time I sat and typed. Perhaps that is why ???

A friend said she did that for the film Full Monty


Really?
I didn't need it at all for that movie! One of my many favorites!

THAT'S WHERE I GOT THAT FROM!!!! I never knew why I knew that Fromage was French for cheese.... Thanks Tam!!!!


My pleasure - although I think all the credit for the line in the movie goes to John Hughes! ;)

With the little French flags.


Dang I knew I was forgetting to include something!!! :D

good thing Howard doesn't post in this thead  ;D


How much you want to bet he will reply here tomorrow? ;D

Interesting how their eating pretzels and that's not a normal German thing.


So true! 8)

how many times is Eric idle in the film? Is he stalking the Grizwolds?  ;D


3 times!
He seems to always be in the right place at the wrong time! ;D

its only cuz you're live blogging it..it calls great attention to stuff you never noticed before..


I think you are definitely on to something there! ;)

lol...by the time you get to the end it will be time for me to go home... actually I'm signing off now so my relief can log onto the computer....

thanks for the enterttainment and the increase in my post count!!!  ;)


My pleasure!
It is because of whistle's thread that I had to do it right now! :D ;D

so he's kinda famous and stuff?  ???   1985



Yes he is, especially in the 80s when he was on 'prime time' tv with sketch shows etc.  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mel_Smith

Apparently Channel 4 was launched in 1982 but I'm fairly certain it didn't broadcast across the whole country until a couple of years later.

I missed it - came to see when we were doing it and I missed it :\'(

I missed it - came to see when we were doing it and I missed it :\'(


Tam blogged National Lampoon's Eurpeon Vacation.  Never have I seen such great commentary. :)

Thanks Kathie! ;)


I am thinking I might just have to live blog another movie tonight.
It won't be Vegas Vacation though - I really couldn't stand that movie! 8-P

Thanks Kathie! ;)


I am thinking I might just have to live blog another movie tonight.
It won't be Vegas Vacation though - I really couldn't stand that movie! 8-P


can you do a movie I actually enjoy??  ;D

Stop that Q! I don't wanna hafta smack a b*tch! ;D ;D ;D


lol

Right at this point is when I realized! ;D


hmmm there were quite a few posts before that one  ;D

I was doing my best bobo impression how'd ya like it?

can you do a movie I actually enjoy??  ;D


Depends on if I have it or not and if it is something I am in the mood for ;)

Suggestions?

hmmm there were quite a few posts before that one  ;D

I was doing my best bobo impression how'd ya like it?


Loved it for real! Hahaha!

I think you are definitely on to something there! ;)


happens to me sometimes too..

Yes he is, especially in the 80s when he was on 'prime time' tv with sketch shows etc.  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mel_Smith

Apparently Channel 4 was launched in 1982 but I'm fairly certain it didn't broadcast across the whole country until a couple of years later.


thanks for the info karen!

I missed it - came to see when we were doing it and I missed it :\'(


aw... there's always tonight... gotta make a crack run in a few minutes tho!  ;D

Depends on if I have it or not and if it is something I am in the mood for ;)

Suggestions?


how 'bout you list what you're in the mood for and we pick from there?

wow!

um... ok

Pride & Prejudice (Keira Knightley) ~ love the movie so much I can watch it over and over again
A Walk to Remember
The Ugly Truth
27 Dresses
Sweet Home Alabama
Any of the Star Wars
Ever After
Any Bridget Jones
Any Princess Diaries
The Replacements
Because I Said So
Love Actually
How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
The Break-up
Any Transformers
Made of Honor
Mamma Mia
Marley & Me scratch that - I don't feel like crying
National Lampoon's Vacation - I can't do Christmas Vacation because Nasty has it with him!
Son in Law
Any of the Pirates of the Caribbean
Music and Lyrics
About a Boy


There are tons more but these are what I could handle tonight. I was going to get caught up with Grey's but I have 8 hours to do and just not feeling it, AND I also have to get caught up on Private Practice - but just don't feel like it either! lol

wow!

um... ok

Pride & Prejudice (Keira Knightley) ~ love the movie so much I can watch it over and over again
A Walk to Remember
The Ugly Truth
27 Dresses
Sweet Home Alabama
Any of the Star Wars
Ever After
Any Bridget Jones
Any Princess Diaries
The Replacements
Because I Said So
Love Actually
How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
The Break-up
Any Transformers
Made of Honor
Mamma Mia
Marley & Me scratch that - I don't feel like crying
National Lampoon's Vacation - I can't do Christmas Vacation because Nasty has it with him!
Son in Law
Any of the Pirates of the Caribbean
Music and Lyrics
About a Boy


There are tons more but these are what I could handle tonight. I was going to get caught up with Grey's but I have 8 hours to do and just not feeling it, AND I also have to get caught up on Private Practice - but just don't feel like it either! lol


lets see... the Ugly Truth I haven't seen yet and would prefer to watch it first
Ever After, About a Boy, love actually  and  Sweet Home Alabama I would prefer to actually watch/blog with you...


I'd love to see ya live blog star wars just to see how you spell stuff  ;D



Ooh  if you live blogged Tranformers (the first one) then I could actually get the second one watched (my second attempt)  ;D
I netflixed it last month but haven't watched it yet cuz I was waiting for enough time to do a double feature  ;D

but really anything on the list is good with me... cept maybe Pride and Prejudice... I just don't have the patience for it.

lets see... the Ugly Truth I haven't seen yet and would prefer to watch it first
Ever After, About a Boy, love actually  and  Sweet Home Alabama I would prefer to actually watch/blog with you...


I'd love to see ya live blog star wars just to see how you spell stuff  ;D



Ooh  if you live blogged Tranformers (the first one) then I could actually get the second one watched (my second attempt)  ;D
I netflixed it last month but haven't watched it yet cuz I was waiting for enough time to do a double feature  ;D

but really anything on the list is good with me... cept maybe Pride and Prejudice... I just don't have the patience for it.



Hmm... ok I will hold off on the ones you said so we can do them together. ;)
Star Wars would be great! And my spelling of things would be so far out there... even Darth Vader wouldn't know what I was talking about! ;D
I don't think it will be Transformers though - that movie is so dang fast that I would be pausing it in order to stay in time, and it would end up taking 4 hours instead of 2. Perhaps in the near future though ;)

I will think it over while I do the dishes and let you know when I have decided! 8)

Hmm... ok I will hold off on the ones you said so we can do them together. ;)
Star Wars would be great! And my spelling of things would be so far out there... even Darth Vader wouldn't know what I was talking about! ;D
I don't think it will be Transformers though - that movie is so dang fast that I would be pausing it in order to stay in time, and it would end up taking 4 hours instead of 2. Perhaps in the near future though ;)

I will think it over while I do the dishes and let you know when I have decided! 8)

coool I'll check back.. .

What with Chucky's current thread on Star Wars, I feel the need to watch them. ;)

So I am going to start with Star Wars Episode 1: The Phantom Menace

Perhaps I will do a Star Wars each night for the next 6. I can't make any promises though, because the weekends are always a time for me to do NOTHING!! ;D ;D ;D

Will start the live blogging shortly!

What with Chucky's current thread on Star Wars, I feel the need to watch them. ;)

So I am going to start with Star Wars Episode 1: The Phantom Menace

Perhaps I will do a Star Wars each night for the next 6. I can't make any promises though, because the weekends are always a time for me to do NOTHING!! ;D ;D ;D

Will start the live blogging shortly!


well you answered the question I was going to ask you there... .when one sits down to watch the series are they supposed to start at 1 or start at 4.

well you answered the question I was going to ask you there... .when one sits down to watch the series are they supposed to start at 1 or start at 4.


When you ask that question almost 100% of people will say start at 4, but I personally like to start at 1 and go forward... ;)

http://home.hccnet.nl/p.boel/star%20wars%20episode%201%20the%20phantom%20menace.jpg

in about 10 minutes or so!

When you ask that question almost 100% of people will say start at 4, but I personally like to start at 1 and go forward... ;)


so 99.9% of the people say start with 4  ???    I figure start with 4 cuz that's where George started but then I wonder why he just didn't start with 1 way back in the day... and I wonder if Jar Jar had been introduced in 1977 if people would've had an issue with him.  ??? 

so 99.9% of the people say start with 4  ???    I figure start with 4 cuz that's where George started but then I wonder why he just didn't start with 1 way back in the day... and I wonder if Jar Jar had been introduced in 1977 if people would've had an issue with him.  ??? 


I don't know about in '77 but I think that we were introduced to tons of 'aliens', if you will.
;)

So I have been having some internet connectivity issues with my router - conveniently when I want to blog a movie!

It appears that I have fixt it, however, if I should disappear for lengths of time - you will know why! ;)

I don't know about in '77 but I think that we were introduced to tons of 'aliens', if you will.
;)


lol

So I have been having some internet connectivity issues with my router - conveniently when I want to blog a movie!

It appears that I have fixt it, however, if I should disappear for lengths of time - you will know why! ;)


glad I'm not the only one that happens too  ;)

K - smoke and take the dog out so she won't bother me during the movie, then I shall be set to go! 8)

K - smoke and take the dog out so she won't bother me during the movie, then I shall be set to go! 8)


kay... I'm only good for about an hours worth of comments tho..  ;)

Here... I'll get you started...

    Episode IV A New Hope
Long, long ago in a galaxy far, far, away  ;D

hmmm does it start with leah on the ship or with the big ass desert big ass sand filled planet?

look its midgets!!!  ;D

those suckers eyes glow!!  :o

Robots!!!

hey a hover craft!!!!

whose the whiny kid who doesn't want to do his chores?

maybe he can fix the trash can... I mean the robot  ;D

that gold robot sure does talk an awful lot... he's full of so much hot air he really should just sail away

disc thingy unstuck

"Help us Obi Wan Kenobe, you are our only hope"

Obi Wan Kenobe? Old Ben Kenobe?

Blah Blah Blah

Canteena!!!

Music rocks!  Aliens are goofy looking... they seemed way cooler 30 years ago.

back to the hover craft... These are not the droids you are looking for!

man I need to learn some jedi mind tricks...

Han Solo... CHEWY...

aw man... I just remembered... Tam is starting with one... I'm blogging the wrong damn movie!  >:(

okay start over!  ;D


EPISODE I: The Phantom Menace
Long, long ago in a galaxy not as far away?  ???

um.... yeah that's all I got! Guess I have to wait for Tam... 

okay start over!  ;D


EPISODE I: The Phantom Menace
Long, long ago in a galaxy not as far away?  ???


ahhh the wonders of youtube....


A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away...  ;D 

episode I the phantom menace

Turmoil has engulfsd the Galactic Republic. The taxation of trade routes to outlying star systems is in dispute.

hopiing to resolve the matter with a blockade of deathly battleships, the greedy Trade Federation has stopped all shipping the small planet og Naboo

While the cCongress  of the Republice endlessly debates this alarming chaing of events the supreme chancelllor has secretly dispatched two jedi knights the guardians of peace and justice in the galaxy ti settle ht e conflickt

teeny tiny space ship.

oops gotta go to work

I am still having flippin internet problems!!
I think my linksys might have finally bit the dust! It is only 6 years old lol

I promise I will try and get this movie going tonight!!

aargh!

I am still having flippin internet problems!!
I think my linksys might have finally bit the dust! It is only 6 years old lol

I promise I will try and get this movie going tonight!!

aargh!


well I kinda started it for you!  ;D

looks like it won't happen tonight.

I am currently connected to my neighbors wireless - thank goodness we are good friends and I know their wep ;)

I guess I am going to have to go buy a new router tomorrow. It appears that mine is fried.
Go figure - I fix the subwoofer today and the router bites it!
I know it is the router because I can hardwire the desktop and it works perfectly fine!
Just my luck!.

G'nite and hopefully I will be able to blog the movie tomorrow night. ;)

so 99.9% of the people say start with 4  ???    I figure start with 4 cuz that's where George started but then I wonder why he just didn't start with 1 way back in the day... and I wonder if Jar Jar had been introduced in 1977 if people would've had an issue with him.  ??? 


I think he had ideas for how some things should look in the first three and knew that the prop making/alien mask modelling wasn't good enough at that time.

I think he had ideas for how some things should look in the first three and knew that the prop making/alien mask modelling wasn't good enough at that time.



But if you look at all the aliens in the cantina they all looked pretty good for the time...

I think technology is what killed the first three. He got excited by CGI and forgot about plot and storyline...

But if you look at all the aliens in the cantina they all looked pretty good for the time...

I think technology is what killed the first three. He got excited by CGI and forgot about plot and storyline...


Yes but they were mostly done by Jim Henson. ;)
And please don't forget that the original Jabba The Hut was a Man
http://www.blueharvest.net/images/set/tat/jabba-set.jpg
played by Declan Mulholland, the scene being cut from the original release then put back but Declan was replaced by cgi in '97.

Yes but they were mostly done by Jim Henson. ;)
And please don't forget that the original Jabba The Hut was a Man
http://www.blueharvest.net/images/set/tat/jabba-set.jpg
played by Declan Mulholland, the scene being cut from the original release then put back but Declan was replaced by cgi in '97.


yeah never knew they had an actor playing Jabba I always thought he was that blob thingy... again... Me... not a star wars freak.  ;)

Alrighty then!

Bought the new router today. Got a Linksys wireless N. Let me tell you - this sucker os faster than anything I have ever seen before!
I should be good to go tonight!!! 8)

Alrighty then!

Bought the new router today. Got a Linksys wireless N. Let me tell you - this sucker os faster than anything I have ever seen before!
I should be good to go tonight!!! 8)


woo hoo... at some point you'll have to tell me the difference between G and N and if I'd be able to upgrade  ;D

http://home.hccnet.nl/p.boel/star%20wars%20episode%201%20the%20phantom%20menace.jpg

A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away...

Episode I

The Phantom Menace

Turmoil has engulfed the Galactic Republic.
The taxation of trade routes to outlying
star systems is in dispute.

Hoping to resolve the matter with a blockade
of deadly battleships, the greedy Trade
Federation has stopped all shipping to the
small planet of Naboo.

While the Congress of the Republic endlessly
debates this alarming chain of events, the
Supreme Chancellor has secretly dispatched
two Jedi Knights, the guardians of peace and
justice in the galaxy, to settle the conflict....

space ships flying around a planet

two Jedi's want to board s ship in the bloackade.

aliens says ok

ship lands in the hangar

tc-14 meets the 2 Jedi in monk robes lol

Jedi's know something is up

Obi has a bad feeling about it

blah blah about negotiations...

Aliens are freaked about them being Jedi Knights

They argue - one asks the other if he is brain dead! ;D

Now Qui-gon senses something unusual

Viceroy talks to The Sith Lord through whatever it is called - haha

Sith Lord says to kill the Jedi

Jedi's ship gets blown up!

dang!!! Phone call - brb lol

gas coming in... Jedi's hold their breath

Viceroy thinks they shoudl be dead



But they aren't!!!!!!!

"Roger roger"


Lightsaber fight!!!

dang!!! Phone call - brb lol


dang....

sealing off the bridge but that wont hold out the Jedi!!

Obi is smoking them droids!

Qui-gon is forcing the saber through the double sealed doors!!

VIceroy is scared now

Destroyers!!

They are so cute with their little shields

"Sir, they have gone up the ventilation shaft!"

They are going to warn the Naboo and split up, meet again on the planet!

Queen Amidala

Not Natalie Portman though - it is Keira Knightley!!! w00t!

lava screens - I gotta get me one of those!

in the Capitol Building of Naboo

Senator Pallpitine was speaking but their communications have been severed

"I will not condone a course of action that will lead us to war!"

Love that line! ;)

more spaceships landing on Naboo

and inside the space ships are smaller ships - drone ships to scope the lland

do not underestimate the Jedi


They go running away from the drove ships

Funny looking guy is in the way

Qui-gon yells at it to get out of the way...

"Mou Mou I love you"

"Mesa called Jar Jar Binks. Mesa your humble servant"
"Thats not necessary"
"Oh but it is 'tis demanded by the Gods it is"

Droids blasting but Obi shows up and they defeat them!

Safest place is Dungon city - a hidden city

Jar Jar explains he was banished but he forgot lol

Qui-gon threatens Jar Jar with 1000 terrible things heading this way

Haha! That convinces Jar Jar and he leads them to Dungon city - underwater

Jar Jar does a dive with little splash - it would put gold medal winners to shame!!!

swimming - Dungon city revealed. So pretty

they stop on a platform and walk right through a water barrier - come out on the other side almost dry! amazing!

Other Dungons freak out because Jar Jar is back!

"yousa in big do-do dis time!"

;D

"How woooood"

Metting with the Dungon Leader

He spits an awful lot

Qui-gon explains about the droid army about to attack the Naboo

Obi explains if droids take control of the surface, they will eventually take control of Dungon City

Qui-gon tried to use Jedi Mind Trick on leader but it doesnt work...

They are going to use a bongo to get out of the water - through the planet core

Jar Jar offers his service as navigator

"Jar Jar is sentenced to be puuunished" haha

more spitting

Jar Jar is allowed to go with the Jedi

and away they go

Jar Jar explains he was banished for being clumsy

into the core they go - oh no! a huge fish is following them now!!

"Big goober fish"

Haha! Then an even bigger fish comes and eats the goober fish!!!

back in outer space

"The invasion is on schedule my lord"

Viceroy still thinks he has everything under control

back under water

bongo is losing power...
they try to get id going again... nothing

Jar Jar starts freaking out

AHHHHHHHHHHH!
Huge dragon like fish staring straight at them.

Chase begins but of course there is an even bigger fish waiting for the smaller one!

Droid armies coming down and landing in masses on Naboo

Viceroy is told that the Queen has been captured.

Bongo comes out from underwater in a beautiful waterway.

Queen Amidala will not cooperate

"roger, roger"

Haha

hostages are being walked though the court

Jedi of course see them and plan a course of attack

they jump down from bridge, kill the driods and rescue the Queen and her men

Qui-gon introduces himself and explains that the negotiations never took place

Heading to transports

Queen is told to go to Courissant with the Jedi

but she refuses

Queen decides to go and plead her case to the Senate

More fighting to free pilots

Pilots run to ships... away they go!

Jar Jar put in back room of ship with R2 units - enter R2-D2

shield generator hit - the R2 units go upo and out to fix it

the blue and silver unit gets the shield back up! Way to go R2-D2!!!!!!!

and they are outta there!
\But the hyper drive is leaking so they have to land somewhere

"Here Master, Tattooine"

The Huts control the planet - but it will be ok

Sith Lord is pissed because the Queen got away

Enter the Apprentise - Darth Maul

Viceroy is scared now!!

R2-D2 is being recommended to the Queen for saving everyone's life

Padma is to clean up R2-D2

Qui-gon explains that they are going to Tattooine and the Queen will trust his judgement

Jar Jar meets Padma...

I barely understand a single word Jar Jar says except for the part where he says he is bery scared! lol

Ship lands on Tattooine - sounds like a good baseline from a dance song - could be

The Jedi sense a disturbance in the Force.

The Queen orders Padma to go with the Jedi into the city

Qui-gon explains to Padma about the people here.
Jar Jar doesn't like it.

another phone call - one more min. ;)

so they are going to a dealer to try and find the part they need for the J type 327 Noobian

Meet Anakin...

I can't stand this little kids acting!

Jar Jar is told by Qui-gon not to touch anything...

Anakin asks Padma if she is an Angel

Padma says he is a funny little boy lol

He has been on Tattooine since he was 3

He is a slave

"I'm a person and my name is Anakin!"

Jar Jar opens a droid which reeks havoc on the place!

Qui-gon is trying to use Jedi mind tricks on the Trodarian...

Credits will not work to pay for the part

Jar Jar is still being an idiot.

Padma is glad to have met Anakin.
He was glad to meet her too

Back at the ship - Obi is talking to Qui-gon about stuff on the ship that can be used to barter

Jar Jar is talking again - goof ball

Jar Jar tries to steal a frog looking thing

He spits it out and it lands in Sebulba's soup

Sebulba threatens Anakin but cant do anything because Anakin is a slave...

"Thanks my young friend"

Sand storm coming in

receiving a message from home on the space ship

ANakin sees the light saber

Anakin offers them shelter because of the sandstorm

They meet Anakin's mom

Anakin drags Padma to meet C-3PO

oops - Ani forgot to put 3PO's other eye on!

Ani is building a pod racer

3PO meets R2-D2

R2 tells 3PO he is naked!

"My parts are showing??"

The Queen views a bait video from Naboo

Darth Maul converses with the Sith Lord

meanwhile - Ani's mom is telling them about the chip that is placed in slaves.

Jar Jar throws his tongue for an apple like food

Ani says he can race - he is the only human who can

Jar Jar tried for more food again and Qui-gon grabs his tongue!

Ani asks if Qui-gon is a Jedi

Ani says he had a dream he was a Jedi

Ani thinks Qui-gon has come to free the slaves

Qui-gon explains why he is really there...

Ani offers to help fix the ship

Jar Jar says they have no money

They learn the junk dealers are gamblers and Ani offers his pod for the race on Boonta Eve

Ani wants to pilot the pod racer

"But mom, I love it"

No one friendly to the Republic on Tattooine

Ani says  that his mom says the biggest problem is that no one wants to help each other

Ani's mom agrees to let Ani help them

Padma now starts to get uptight

"The Queen will not approve"

"The Queen doesnt need to know"

"Well then I dont approve"

Haha

Ani's owner accepts the the race conditions

The bet is set...

DEAL

Obi is paranoid

Qui-gon senses something about Anakin

Ani's mother is very proud of her son.

They talk about Ani's abilities. Qui-gon tells her that the Force is unusually strong with him.

"Who was his father?"
"There was no father, I carried him, I gave birth to him... I cant explain what happened"

Ani is getting his pod racer ready for the race

his friends come around

they make fun of him and tell him they hope he doesn't lose tomorrow

"You're gonna be bug squash"

Jar Jar - stay away from the energy binders

Inserts  his head in the binders - nice ZAP!

Now you really can't understand Jar Jar

Jar Jar was stuck in the pod, but Padma helps him get out


"It's working!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's working!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Qui-gon takes a sample from Ani to see what his midichlorians are at

Ani says he wants to be the first one to see all of the starts!

Qui-gon sends them to Obi to be analyzed

"The reading's off the chart. Over 20,000 even Master Yoda doesn't have a count that high!!"

Darth Maul lands on Tattooine and sends out ball thingys for recon.

Getting ready for the pod race!!!

Qui-gon makes a move for Ani.
If Ani wins the race, Qui-gon gets to take him.

Sebulba getting a pedicure! Hahaha!

Chance cube roll, blue it's the boy, red, his mother

Qui-gon uses his Jedi mind power to flip it to blue

Padma and Ani arrive on the same camel looking thing

3PO and R2 deliver the pod racer

A friend lets Padma know that Ani has never finished a race~! Padma looks freaked!

The start of the race!

Introductions courtesy of Colin Mockery

Flags out on the track. A camel looking thing farts in Jar Jar's face!

Sebulba breaks something on Ani's pod racer

then calls Ani Slave Scum

Qui-gon helps Ani into the pod
tells him to concentrate, and use his instincts - then says "May the Force be with you"

Introducing Jabba The Hut!

Begin the race!!!

Padma is ticked off

Start your engines!!

Greatest surround sound f/x ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jabba bit the head off an animal, spat it at bell and away they go!

Ani is stalled out

And Ani takes off!

Sebulba banging into everyone trying to get them to crash

through the tunnel

Ani is making a comeback

this race happens so fast - it is hard top commentate

Tuscoin raiders firing on the racers

Quadinerio's power coupling blows up and he nevers even gets to start the race

lap 2

Ani spinning out of control because the one side came loose from when Sebulba messed with it

he uses a magnet thingy to put it back in place

and then passes 3 other pods

Tuscan raider takes out a racer

lap 3

Just Sebulba and Ani

Ani goes up the service ramp....

messes with a few things

then lands in front of Sebulba!!!

He is in first place!

Sebulba brings his pod close to Ani's
A piece of the pod falls off

Ani's pod is smoking..
Sebulba takes the lead

Ani stops the fire

switches a few things around again

wont go wont go

w00t IT GOES!!!!!!!!!!!

Ani trying to catch Sebulba

they are neck in neck

Sebulba bumps ani's pod

They get locked togerther

Ani breaks free and Sebulba crashes!!

Anakin wins the Pod Race!!!

everyone is celebrating!!!

Willow is complaining about the win! haha

Padma hugs Ani... it must be love lol

restroom break lol