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Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: gibbo on 09/02/09 at 6:04 am


nothing.


Okay then...everything's normal!  ;D

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: Howard on 09/02/09 at 6:30 am


Okay then...everything's normal!  ;D



I know you are but what am I?

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: danootaandme on 09/02/09 at 6:30 am



I know you are but what am I?


You are what you eat

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: Howard on 09/02/09 at 6:33 am


You are what you eat



and I eat Subways.

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: adagio on 09/02/09 at 8:48 am



and I eat Subways.


Then you are a slab of thin beef or a submarine.

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: wildcard on 09/02/09 at 5:23 pm

I eat blood

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: Howard on 09/02/09 at 5:47 pm


Then you are a slab of thin beef or a submarine.


Who are you calling beef?  :P

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: adagio on 09/03/09 at 8:11 am


Who are you calling beef?  :P


Don't take that in a flattering way, you're just a sodden slab of meat that just sits there on a sandwich. j/k...some.

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: Howard on 09/03/09 at 2:20 pm


Don't take that in a flattering way, you're just a sodden slab of meat that just sits there on a sandwich. j/k...some.


and you know what you are? you are the mustard and chipotle sauce in the sandwich.

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: adagio on 09/03/09 at 5:43 pm


and you know what you are? you are the mustard and chipotle sauce in the sandwich.


Some charm.!! ::)

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: Howard on 09/04/09 at 5:55 am


Some charm.!! ::)



Sorry I couldn't come up with anything quickly. ;D

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: wildcard on 09/04/09 at 12:40 pm



Sorry I couldn't come up with anything quickly. ;D


Then you ought to slow down like you told me.

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: Howard on 09/04/09 at 6:46 pm


Then you ought to slow down like you told me.



Why should I?

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: wildcard on 09/04/09 at 10:42 pm

You don't have to, but there's an extremely  slight possibility that your posts wont sound as stupid as some of them have recently.

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: Howard on 09/05/09 at 6:47 am


You don't have to, but there's an extremely  slight possibility that your posts wont sound as stupid as some of them have recently.


yours are stupider. :P

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: adagio on 09/05/09 at 8:37 am


yours are stupider. :P


You weren't called stupid; your posts SOUND stupid.  That makes YOU seem stupid. Learn basic English.

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: wildcard on 09/05/09 at 11:12 am

^  There's an extremely  slight possibility that posts from an idiot are going to sound better if one slows down.

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: Howard on 09/05/09 at 2:53 pm


You weren't called stupid; your posts SOUND stupid.  That makes YOU seem stupid. Learn basic English.


Well,excuse me!  :P

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: wildcard on 09/05/09 at 3:01 pm

stupid

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: Howard on 09/05/09 at 3:26 pm


stupid


your mother wears combat boots.

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: wildcard on 09/05/09 at 6:18 pm

She might, I've just never seen her wearing any.

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: Howard on 09/06/09 at 6:52 am

Was she ever in the army?

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: adagio on 09/06/09 at 12:51 pm


Well,excuse me!  :P


Read  my quote carefully.  ::) And you're excused! :D

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: Howard on 09/07/09 at 5:25 am

I don't need to read anything,what are you my Mother?  :P

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: adagio on 09/07/09 at 9:47 am


I've had enough of petulant little boys. :P

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: Howard on 09/07/09 at 7:23 pm


I've had enough of petulant little boys. :P


What's petulant?  ???

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: adagio on 09/07/09 at 10:50 pm


What's petulant?  ???


You!

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: Howard on 09/08/09 at 6:49 am

petulant
Adjective
unreasonably irritable or peevish

>:(

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: wildcard on 09/09/09 at 3:10 pm

You looked that up on your own Howard?

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: Howard on 09/10/09 at 6:12 am


You looked that up on your own Howard?



Yes I did.

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: danootaandme on 09/10/09 at 6:14 am

Wonder what kind of a headache you wake up with when you insult the U.S. Prez

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: Howard on 09/10/09 at 6:38 am


Wonder what kind of a headache you wake up with when you insult the U.S. Prez


A very bad headache.

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: wildcard on 09/10/09 at 12:33 pm



Yes I did.


yay

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: Howard on 09/10/09 at 6:37 pm

yay what?  ???

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: wildcard on 09/11/09 at 10:17 am

I forgot

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: Howard on 09/12/09 at 7:25 am

you always forget.

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: wildcard on 09/12/09 at 10:30 am

Recently I've forgotten, it is you that always forgets.

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: Howard on 09/12/09 at 3:06 pm

I forgot to forget. ;D

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: wildcard on 09/12/09 at 4:15 pm

that doesn't surprise me.

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: Howard on 09/13/09 at 7:00 am

That should surprise you.

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: wildcard on 09/13/09 at 11:08 am

it should?

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: Howard on 09/14/09 at 5:45 am

Yes,It should!  :P

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: wildcard on 09/14/09 at 5:52 pm

What's so great about the word it?

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: Howard on 09/14/09 at 7:09 pm

nothing great about "it".

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: adagio on 09/15/09 at 12:50 pm

This thread was on page two and it's all Howard's fault!!

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: Howard on 09/15/09 at 3:20 pm


This thread was on page two and it's all Howard's fault!!



Yeah,right tell me another story!  :P

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: adagio on 09/15/09 at 8:02 pm

No. 8)

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: Howard on 09/16/09 at 5:57 am


No. 8)



Please?  :P

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: adagio on 09/16/09 at 7:54 am

Don't beg, it's unbecoming.

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: Howard on 09/16/09 at 6:46 pm

Yeah? Who says?

(dirtbag)!  :P

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: adagio on 09/16/09 at 10:08 pm

hmph! equally juvenile. ;D

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: Howard on 09/17/09 at 6:52 am

nobody is as juvenile as you are. ;)

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: adagio on 09/17/09 at 10:02 am


nobody is as juvenile as you are. ;)


Your proof?

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: Howard on 09/17/09 at 3:13 pm


Your proof?


I have no proof.

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: adagio on 09/17/09 at 10:11 pm

Yiy are reaaly asking for it with those statements.

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: Howard on 09/18/09 at 6:51 am


Yiy are reaaly asking for it with those statements.



HAH! you don't scare me!  :P

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: adagio on 09/18/09 at 8:35 am


HAH! you don't scare me!  :P


What I was saying was that you set yorself up for sharp retorts all the time. :-\\

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: Howard on 09/18/09 at 1:50 pm


What I was saying was that you set yorself up for sharp retorts all the time. :-\\



Ok,So I apologize for setting myself up.

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: adagio on 09/18/09 at 2:26 pm



Ok,So I apologize for setting myself up.


All the time?  With everyone?

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: Howard on 09/19/09 at 6:48 am


All the time?  With everyone?



Yes now is this conversation finished?

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: adagio on 09/19/09 at 9:04 am



You don't get off that easily. :P

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: Howard on 09/19/09 at 6:51 pm



You don't get off that easily. :P


and why not?  ::)

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: adagio on 09/19/09 at 7:52 pm

Why should you?

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: wildcard on 09/19/09 at 11:05 pm

Are you two arguing again? Don't you two know the difference between an argument and an insult?

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: adagio on 09/20/09 at 12:09 am


Are you two arguing again? Don't you two know the difference between an argument and an insult?


What is it?  ;D  Whatever, I just like to get on Howard's case because he's so easy to trip.

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: Howard on 09/20/09 at 6:33 am


Why should you?


Why should I what?

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: Howard on 09/20/09 at 6:34 am


Are you two arguing again? Don't you two know the difference between an argument and an insult?


She doesn't know her ass from her elbow. ;) ;D

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: wildcard on 09/20/09 at 10:59 am

^  What a biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiig mouth you have.  Buttmouth

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: Howard on 09/21/09 at 6:05 am

Buttmunch.

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: wildcard on 09/21/09 at 9:54 pm

How can I Annoy you today? wa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha 

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: adagio on 09/21/09 at 10:37 pm

Wildcard, how can I annoy You today?

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: Howard on 09/22/09 at 6:12 am


How can I Annoy you today? wa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha 



just sit there and keep quiet.  ;D :P

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: wildcard on 09/22/09 at 11:02 am


Wildcard, how can I annoy You today?


Thats actually a very good quesion that I cant answer.



just sit there and keep quiet.  ;D :P


no. 

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: Howard on 09/22/09 at 12:25 pm

yes,please?

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: wildcard on 09/22/09 at 6:26 pm

absolutely not

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: Howard on 09/22/09 at 9:40 pm

and why not?

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: adagio on 09/22/09 at 11:07 pm

She meant absolueley nut(s).

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: Howard on 09/23/09 at 5:50 am

How do you know she meant it?

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: adagio on 09/23/09 at 8:48 am


How do you know she meant it?

I didn't say 'nuts' about anything...just nuts.

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: wildcard on 09/23/09 at 12:56 pm

^ you're accusing me of being cray aren't you?

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: Howard on 09/23/09 at 6:42 pm


I didn't say 'nuts' about anything...just nuts.


you are nuts. ;D

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: adagio on 09/23/09 at 8:11 pm


^ you're accusing me of being cray aren't you?


Just slightly nutty. ;D

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: wildcard on 09/23/09 at 8:52 pm

did I ever tell you why almonds are called almonds on the tree and amonds on the ground?

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: Howard on 09/24/09 at 6:53 am

You look like an almond.

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: wildcard on 09/24/09 at 10:43 am

An almond or an amond?

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: Howard on 09/24/09 at 3:19 pm

what's the difference?

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: wildcard on 09/24/09 at 7:15 pm

only that the amond has been harvested and had the L shaken out of it

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: gibbo on 09/24/09 at 7:17 pm


only that the amond has been harvested and had the L shaken out of it


That would be an 'L' of a process....

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: adagio on 09/24/09 at 10:44 pm

;D ;D ;D

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: wildcard on 09/24/09 at 11:03 pm


That would be an 'L' of a process....


It must have been before there were machines to shake the trees.  

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: Howard on 09/25/09 at 6:38 am


only that the amond has been harvested and had the L shaken out of it


never heard of an amond before.  ::)

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: wildcard on 09/25/09 at 2:07 pm

Okay, time to address the proper pronunciation of the word “almond.” 
Joe pronounces it “ammond” while I say “allmond.”
Christine from the guestbook tells me that the almond gets the
"L" knocked out of it when it hits the ground. 

just depends on how it's said and is an old joke in this area that my dad told me when I was little. 

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: Howard on 09/25/09 at 6:55 pm

So what's the real pronounciation?

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: wildcard on 09/26/09 at 12:17 am

almond is spelled with an L so I say almond.

I can pronounce something, but I don't know how to pronunce.  That's one of the words I've had the most problems with.

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: Howard on 09/26/09 at 6:35 am

You don't know how to pronounce,period.  :P

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: adagio on 09/26/09 at 8:36 am

How do you know, Howard.?

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: wildcard on 09/26/09 at 12:02 pm

He nos

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: adagio on 09/26/09 at 4:29 pm


He nos


The plot thickens?

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: Howard on 09/26/09 at 7:05 pm


How do you know, Howard.?


I've seen it in your messages.

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: Howard on 09/26/09 at 7:05 pm


He nos


The nose knows.

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: wildcard on 09/26/09 at 8:07 pm

^ how to sneeze right?

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: adagio on 09/26/09 at 8:45 pm


You don't know how to pronounce,period.  :P
  Howard.  There you were talking to Ann, not me.

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: Howard on 09/27/09 at 5:18 am


   Howard.  There you were talking to Ann, not me.


It doesn't matter anymore. ;D

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: Howard on 09/27/09 at 5:18 am


^ how to sneeze right?



as plain as the nose on your face.

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: wildcard on 09/27/09 at 10:42 am

Oo oo that smell

oh sorry

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: Howard on 09/27/09 at 4:27 pm

sorry for what?

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: wildcard on 09/27/09 at 5:54 pm

Just breaking out in song for no reason.  Not that big of a deal I guess.,

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: Howard on 09/28/09 at 6:41 am

You can't sing anyways! HAHA!  ;D  :P

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: wildcard on 09/28/09 at 1:10 pm

Are you sure or do you need proof?

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: Howard on 09/28/09 at 2:19 pm


Are you sure or do you need proof?


No I don't need proof.

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: wildcard on 09/28/09 at 7:36 pm

I, can not sing
A new thing
Words, sound and all
Can't make them out at all
But let me tell you something true
I'll get a shock
Out of you

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: Howard on 09/29/09 at 5:54 am

you can't sing,period!  :P

;D

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: wildcard on 09/29/09 at 10:36 am

Period... nope, don't know that song.

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: Howard on 09/29/09 at 6:36 pm


Period... nope, don't know that song.


You don't know The Period Song?  :o ;D

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: wildcard on 09/29/09 at 8:02 pm

End your sentence with the dot period
The dot period
The dot period

If you ask
Why do dogs bark
Then you would use a 
Question mark
Excitement
I the down way

^ is this it?

Correct punctuation
In writing install

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: Howard on 09/30/09 at 5:51 am

No,The other Period Song. ;)

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: wildcard on 09/30/09 at 10:36 am

Period period period period period
End the sentence with period

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: Howard on 09/30/09 at 4:33 pm

NO NO NO NO,The period song. ;)

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: gibbo on 09/30/09 at 4:37 pm


NO NO NO NO,The period song. ;)


Only Women Bleed - Alice Cooper  ;)

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: Howard on 09/30/09 at 4:52 pm


Only Women Bleed - Alice Cooper  ;)


Is that it? ???

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: wildcard on 10/01/09 at 10:15 am

Do you know which song is the song you are referring to Howard?

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: Howard on 10/01/09 at 3:06 pm


Do you know which song is the song you are referring to Howard?


I don't even know.  ???

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: wildcard on 10/01/09 at 6:46 pm

I probably got it right.

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: Howard on 10/02/09 at 5:48 am

you're always right.

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: wildcard on 10/02/09 at 10:32 am

You noticed that?  ;D

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: Howard on 10/02/09 at 3:21 pm

Hey I'm not stupid.

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: wildcard on 10/02/09 at 10:18 pm

I didn't say you were, forgetful

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: Howard on 10/03/09 at 5:45 am

you just said it.

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: wildcard on 10/03/09 at 12:41 pm

I didn't say it or stupid, I said forgetful











Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: Howard on 10/03/09 at 2:44 pm

http://i139.photobucket.com/albums/q305/lawkitn/bigstockphoto_Talk_To_The_Hand_-_Bu.jpg

Talk To The Hand!  :P ;D

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: wildcard on 10/03/09 at 3:07 pm

Does it know sign language?

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: Howard on 10/03/09 at 3:20 pm


Does it know sign language?


Yeah I guess so.

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: wildcard on 10/04/09 at 11:00 am

What a smart hand!

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: Womble on 10/04/09 at 12:00 pm


http://i139.photobucket.com/albums/q305/lawkitn/bigstockphoto_Talk_To_The_Hand_-_Bu.jpg

Talk To The Hand!  :P ;D


It looks like a man's hand.

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: wildcard on 10/04/09 at 11:53 pm

Is it saying your? and with the head turned, it looks like no.

Your no good
Your no good
Your no good

there's no you're in sign. It would be you.

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: Howard on 10/05/09 at 6:26 am


It looks like a man's hand.


It's a man,baby! ;D

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: wildcard on 10/05/09 at 6:00 pm

Hey! who are you calling baby?

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: Howard on 10/05/09 at 6:43 pm

I don't know,there's no one else in here besides us two.

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: wildcard on 10/05/09 at 6:58 pm

what about womble?

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: Howard on 10/05/09 at 7:02 pm

yeah he's here too.

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: gibbo on 10/05/09 at 7:12 pm


yeah he's here too.



....and sometimes I pop in to call you both names!  ;)  Chucks.....

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: Howard on 10/05/09 at 7:15 pm



....and sometimes I pop in to call you both names!  ;)  Chucks.....


;D  dickmouth.

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: gibbo on 10/05/09 at 7:23 pm


;D  dickmouth.


Does that mean I have a very long... ::)

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: Howard on 10/05/09 at 7:24 pm


Does that mean I have a very long... ::)



I heard my friend say it.

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: gibbo on 10/05/09 at 7:25 pm



I heard my friend say it.



....but....you have no friends!  :P

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: Howard on 10/05/09 at 7:26 pm



....but....you have no friends!  :P



How would you know that? ::)

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: gibbo on 10/05/09 at 7:28 pm



How would you know that? ::)


Didn't I mention?  I live across the hall from you!

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: Howard on 10/05/09 at 7:28 pm


Didn't I mention?  I live across the hall from you!


you live in Australia. ::)

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: gibbo on 10/05/09 at 7:30 pm


you live in Australia. ::)


That's what I want you all to think.... I actually live in NY....Trust me, I NEVER lie!  ;)

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: adagio on 10/05/09 at 8:29 pm

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                                                  http://i254.photobucket.com/albums/hh93/adagio_photos/smilies/roflmao.gif?t=1254792114


LOLOLOLOL!!!

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: gibbo on 10/05/09 at 8:51 pm


                                                           ^

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                                                   http://i254.photobucket.com/albums/hh93/adagio_photos/smilies/roflmao.gif?t=1254792114


LOLOLOLOL!!!


Now, now...it was the complete truth...I swear!  ;)

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: 2kidsami on 10/05/09 at 9:00 pm


Now, now...it was the complete truth...I swear!  ;)
:o You must have the biggest nose I ever saw !!!

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: gibbo on 10/05/09 at 9:14 pm


:o You must have the biggest nose I ever saw !!!


Yes...using 'nose' as a metaphor....yes I DO have a big nose!  ;)

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: adagio on 10/05/09 at 9:49 pm


Now, now...it was the complete truth...I swear!  ;)


STOP IT, GIBBO!!   ;D ;D  I am  not going to be able to breathe because you're making me laugh too much!!   ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: Howard on 10/06/09 at 7:13 am


:o You must have the biggest nose I ever saw !!!


and you have a big head.

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: Howard on 10/06/09 at 7:13 am


That's what I want you all to think.... I actually live in NY....Trust me, I NEVER lie!  ;)


You just did.

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: wildcard on 10/06/09 at 12:13 pm

I have a small nose and a kangaroo in the house.

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: Howard on 10/06/09 at 6:59 pm

you look like a kangaroo.

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: Womble on 10/06/09 at 7:23 pm


you look like a kangaroo.

you're so bad, Howard. ;D

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: wildcard on 10/06/09 at 10:27 pm


you look like a kangaroo.


You smell like one

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: Howard on 10/07/09 at 7:06 am


You smell like one



What does a kangaroo smell like?

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: wildcard on 10/07/09 at 1:24 pm

a dirty animal

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: Howard on 10/07/09 at 2:54 pm

Have you ever smelt a kangaroo? ???

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: wildcard on 10/07/09 at 8:42 pm

I'm sure I have while visiting zoos.

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: Howard on 10/07/09 at 10:04 pm

good,then maybe I've seen your cousin there. *ZING!* ;D

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: wildcard on 10/08/09 at 12:22 pm

Howardism - the belief that mann evolved from kangaroos

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: Howard on 10/08/09 at 3:25 pm


Howardism - the belief that mann evolved from kangaroos



We did? ???

;D

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: gibbo on 10/08/09 at 3:55 pm



We did? ???

;D


It has it's ups and downs... :-\\

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: adagio on 10/08/09 at 5:52 pm


It has it's ups and downs... :-\\


Gibbo makes pale jokes with limited material.  Funny....eheheh. ::)

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: Howard on 10/09/09 at 7:15 am


Gibbo makes pale jokes with limited material.  Funny....eheheh. ::)



To me,not that funny.

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: adagio on 10/09/09 at 12:33 pm



To me,not that funny.


Wasn't meant to be.  :)

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: Howard on 10/09/09 at 3:19 pm

stinkyface.  :P

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: adagio on 10/09/09 at 7:14 pm

::)

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: Howard on 10/10/09 at 5:46 am


::)


Hey I couldn't think of anything, so sue me! :P

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: wildcard on 10/15/09 at 4:59 pm

Runaround sue?

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: Howard on 10/16/09 at 7:20 am

A Boy named Sue.

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: wildcard on 10/16/09 at 12:35 pm

^ you are?

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: Howard on 10/16/09 at 7:09 pm

Bride of Shmucky. ;D

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: wildcard on 10/16/09 at 7:23 pm

Why did I have to go and marry that guy anyway?  I want a divorce

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: Howard on 10/17/09 at 7:20 am

Well what you waiting for?  :D

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: wildcard on 10/17/09 at 10:15 am

Chucky is making things more difficult.  Maybe I can find someone who can help me.

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: Womble on 10/17/09 at 10:49 am


Chucky is making things more difficult.  Maybe I can find someone who can help me.


Ask G.I. Joe with the "Kung-Fu Grip". He can wring Chucky's neck for ya'.

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: wildcard on 10/17/09 at 10:55 am

^ souds good, I'll do that.

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: Howard on 10/17/09 at 3:29 pm


Chucky is making things more difficult.  Maybe I can find someone who can help me.


Ask the Wizard.

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: wildcard on 10/17/09 at 6:08 pm

^  I'll try that too

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: Howard on 10/18/09 at 7:18 am

^ the wizard knows all.

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: wildcard on 10/18/09 at 2:58 pm

I've contacted the wizard and G.I. Joe.  It might take a couple days.

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: wildcard on 10/18/09 at 9:33 pm

Got it worked out now.

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: Howard on 10/19/09 at 5:57 am

That's good,shtinky.

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: wildcard on 10/19/09 at 10:12 pm

So you're calling me a cat?

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: Howard on 10/20/09 at 5:59 am


So you're calling me a cat?


No a piece of poop.

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: wildcard on 10/20/09 at 10:15 am

Why? don't like the Bee Gees?

They're no m favorite, but I have nothing against them.  Works well for comedy, I'm an Airplane Girl.

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: Howard on 10/20/09 at 3:14 pm

I like The Bee Gees.

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: wildcard on 10/20/09 at 6:26 pm

manure spreader

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: Howard on 10/21/09 at 7:14 am

manure lover.

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: wildcard on 10/22/09 at 5:07 pm

you dirty thing http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc153/rocksannwastaken/vamphoodcandy.jpg

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: Howard on 10/22/09 at 7:11 pm

you clean thing.

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: wildcard on 10/22/09 at 9:46 pm

uhhhh! I'm not sexy  I am so offended, you stupid man whom I still have no Idea what your name is.

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: Howard on 10/23/09 at 5:55 am

Go To Heaven!  :P

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: wildcard on 10/23/09 at 1:16 pm

http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc153/rocksannwastaken/howardtojail300.jpg

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: Howard on 10/23/09 at 3:36 pm


http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc153/rocksannwastaken/howardtojail300.jpg


Do I still go to jail?

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: wildcard on 10/23/09 at 5:04 pm

Don't worry, you wont be alone.

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: wildcard on 10/25/09 at 3:01 pm

okay, I'm back over here before you like you wanted me to.

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: Howard on 10/25/09 at 3:03 pm

I did?

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: wildcard on 10/25/09 at 6:33 pm

You said " you first"

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: Howard on 10/26/09 at 6:02 am

I don't remember.

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: wildcard on 10/26/09 at 9:57 am

The only thing that can be proven, Howard, is that you cant remember anything.  Why don't you do what this guy is doing http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc153/rocksannwastaken/holiday/ZombieOfOz-1.gif


http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc153/rocksannwastaken/smilies%20emotions/evil.gif

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: Howard on 10/26/09 at 4:55 pm

But I have a brain!  :P

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: wildcard on 10/26/09 at 5:33 pm

You can still go get it fixed Howard.

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: Howard on 10/27/09 at 7:04 am

No I meant if you only you HAD a brain.

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: wildcard on 10/27/09 at 10:20 am

^ If I didn't have a brain,  I'd lap up your blood because I wouldn't have to worry about loosing IQ.

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: Howard on 10/27/09 at 7:05 pm


^ If I didn't have a brain,  I'd lap up your blood because I wouldn't have to worry about loosing IQ.


you don't have an IQ,you have a DQ.

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: wildcard on 10/27/09 at 7:33 pm

^ Dairy Queen?

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: wildcard on 11/09/09 at 2:17 pm

Guess I have to look it up myself

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: Howard on 11/09/09 at 4:46 pm

Yeah, I guess you do.  :P

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: wildcard on 11/21/09 at 11:52 pm

I looked it up, now what?

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: Howard on 11/22/09 at 7:47 am

what? ???

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: wildcard on 11/22/09 at 11:46 am

copycat

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: Howard on 11/22/09 at 9:00 pm

copydog.

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: wildcard on 11/23/09 at 12:15 am

what is a copy dog if you're so smart?

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: Howard on 11/23/09 at 6:45 am

I don't know.

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: wildcard on 11/23/09 at 8:22 pm

Then you're not so smart are you?

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: Howard on 11/24/09 at 8:17 am

no I'm not.  :(

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: DJ Blaze on 11/25/09 at 3:58 pm

I'm going to insult myself. My interests are so obscure. No one ever knows what I talk about.

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: Howard on 11/25/09 at 8:34 pm

you're a flippedy noodle.

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: DJ Blaze on 11/25/09 at 10:24 pm

A what?

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: Howard on 11/26/09 at 7:00 am

what? are you deaf?

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: wildcard on 11/27/09 at 12:32 am

Howard, are you blind?

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: Howard on 11/27/09 at 4:38 pm


Howard, are you blind?


No,Are You?

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: wildcard on 11/30/09 at 12:57 am

no, I can see just fine.

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: Howard on 11/30/09 at 6:07 pm

you can see? that's a miracle!  :o

;D

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: wildcard on 12/01/09 at 11:16 pm

I see said the blind man to the deaf woman who picked up his hammer and saw.

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: wildcard on 12/02/09 at 10:31 pm

^^ Anyways, I can see Dumbo

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: Howard on 12/03/09 at 8:18 am

where is he?^

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: wildcard on 12/03/09 at 11:10 am

doh

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: wildcard on 12/06/09 at 1:08 am

I'm calling you dumbo, Howard

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: Howard on 12/06/09 at 8:32 am

Thank You.

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: wildcard on 12/06/09 at 10:57 pm

You're not suppose to thank me.

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: Howard on 12/07/09 at 6:52 am

Ok,No Thank You.  :P

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: wildcard on 12/10/09 at 11:09 pm

jerk

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: Howard on 12/11/09 at 8:07 am

jerk chicken

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: wildcard on 12/11/09 at 11:35 pm

whatever

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: Howard on 12/12/09 at 8:28 am

talk to the hand cause the mouth won't talk. :P

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: wildcard on 12/12/09 at 12:04 pm

But the hand can not hear
And an eyelid never crys

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: Howard on 12/12/09 at 4:45 pm

and ears cannot talk.

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: wildcard on 12/13/09 at 1:03 am

^ they could be corny though

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: Howard on 12/13/09 at 8:18 am

^ just like you.

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: wildcard on 12/13/09 at 10:51 pm

takes one to know one

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: Howard on 12/14/09 at 6:53 am

Yeah?

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: wildcard on 12/14/09 at 7:32 pm

Yeeaah
I really got you goin

oh sorry, yeah

Subject: Re: The Insult Thread

Written By: Howard on 12/15/09 at 6:55 am

YEAH! :P

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