Quote the person above you and insult them (all in fun of course) or make some kind of whitty comeback to previous post

example:

Start of thread

You say that to everyone, potty mouth?

You say that to everyone, potty mouth?

Only to yo mama

Only to yo mama

Well it's a good thing it's not yo mama because she can't afford to pay attention

That all you got We Sh!t Gold?

You have got to be the epitome of Canadians EH?!

That all you got We Sh!t Gold?

You have got to be the epitome of Canadians EH?!


Have you ever been to Jamaica?  Ja-make-a me sick!

Have you ever been to Jamaica?  Ja-make-a me sick!


10,000 comedians out of a job and now you're trying to be one! ::) ::) 8-P

10,000 comedians out of a job and now you're trying to be one! ::) ::) 8-P


You're just jealous becuase your jokes are about as thick as your moustache

You're just jealous becuase your jokes are about as thick as your moustache


Well at least I can grow one, unlike you!

Well at least I can grow one, unlike you!


Yes, but yours extends down to your knees

Yes, but yours extends down to your knees


You can probably use the padding down there anyway  :P

Yo Mama's So Big...  :P

I saw your mama, at first I thought it was your papa

I saw your mama, at first I thought it was your papa



It was my Mama's Papa. ;D

It was my Mama's Papa. ;D


IS that why you look like Frankenstein?

IS that why you look like Frankenstein?


and you look like your avatar.  :P

and you look like your avatar.  :P


But that's a good thing!  ;)  Anyway ALL Canadian males look like that!

But that's a good thing!  ;)  Anyway ALL Canadian males look like that!



LOL  ;D

and you look like your Mother. :P

and you look like your Mother. :P


You lick your mother? That's just gross...

You lick your mother? That's just gross...



Hey don't change my words around.  >:(

Hey don't change my words around.  >:(


didn't need to...  you gave me  :P and that was all I needed !

You're all a bunch of losers, i tell ya, losers!

You're all a bunch of losers, i tell ya, losers!


takes one to know one!

takes one to know one!


Ummm ...are YOU the one or is HE the one?

Ummm ...are YOU the one or is HE the one?



Doesn't matter so long as it isn't you  :P

Doesn't matter so long as it isn't you  :P


Now I'm confused!  Doesn't take too much.... ;D

ever noticed Gibbo if you put an "n" next to your name you'd be an ape?  ;D

ever noticed Gibbo if you put an "n" next to your name you'd be an ape?   ;D


Ummm....I think I heard that before....everyday at kindergarten!!! :P

Ummm....I think I heard that before....everyday at kindergarten!!! :P


You went to kindergarten? How many tries before they let you out?

You went to kindergarten? How many tries before they let you out?


I'm still there!  I'm going for a Phd  in stupidity....and failing!  :o  See...I even insult myself!!!

Hey Gibbon went to Kindergarden. ;D

Hey Gibbon went to Kindergarden. ;D



they'll let monkeys do anything now adays!

they'll let monkeys do anything now adays!


They let you in here didn't they?

They let you in here didn't they?



PFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTTTT :P

they'll let monkeys do anything now adays!



He needs a banana.

He needs a banana.


Don't give them yours, otherwise you'll be lonely

Don't give them yours, otherwise you'll be lonely


Yeah,good idea.

Yeah,good idea.


You just pwned yourself :P

You just pwned yourself :P



I just phoned myself?

I just phoned myself?


You do look like ET :D

You do look like ET :D


and you look like yourself. ;D

and you look like yourself. ;D


Better to look like me than to look like you

Better to look like me than to look like you



and thank god for that. ;D

and thank god for that. ;D


I already have

I already have



you don't thank god enough.

you don't thank god enough.


I thank myself everyday Howard.

I thank myself everyday Howard.


and I thank you for thanking yourself,So Thank You!  ;D

and I thank you for thanking yourself,So Thank You!  ;D


You're ugly

You're ugly


You're as ugly as Rachel McAdams!!!  8)  Oh wait...... :-[

You're as ugly as Rachel McAdams!!!  8)   Oh wait...... :-[


If I looked like Rachel McAdams, I'd sell my body to Playboy Magazine LOL
If I looked like you, I'd sell by body to science LOL

If I looked like Rachel McAdams, I'd sell my body to Playboy Magazine LOL
If I looked like you, I'd sell by body to science LOL


Hah...science wouldn't take it!!!  Oh wait again...... :o

You're ugly



Your Mother wears combat boots.

Your Mother wears combat boots.



....and your father was a hampster?

....and your father was a hampster?



and he looks like one too,See I can insult my own Father. ;D

and he looks like one too,See I can insult my own Father. ;D


You're so ugly, you walk into a room and mice jump on chairs

You're so ugly, you walk into a room and mice jump on chairs

...and hopefully Celine Dion is sitting on one of those chairs...but they still stay will Celine

You're so ugly, you walk into a room and mice jump on chairs



I don't see that happening,I'm too handosme.

I don't see that happening,I'm too handosme.


About as handsome as a rash on a fat guy's ass :P

About as handsome as a rash on a fat guy's ass :P


It's much better now!  ;)

It's much better now!  ;)


;D

About as handsome as a rash on a fat guy's ass :P



How do you know what a rash on a fat guy's ass looks like? Have you seen yourself in the mirror lately? ;D

you're worthless and weak!  drop down and give me twenty!  >:(


http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3459/3260823378_aaff193ce4.jpg?v=0

Take your job and shove it!  >:(  :P

Take your job and shove it!  >:(  :P


Go poop in your pants, diaper baby

Go poop in your pants, diaper baby


He needs a diaper for that, just like the one you wear.

He needs a diaper for that, just like the one you wear.


Owned!!! ;D

Owned!!! ;D


You own one too!!!! ? :o :o

You own one too!!!! ? :o :o


We got them from you.  It's a shame you had to give up your diapers.  Do your new training pants chaiff much?

We got them from you.  It's a shame you had to give up your diapers.  Do your new training pants chaiff much?


They're pants, at least.  I'm further along than you. ;D

Go poop in your pants, diaper baby


poop in your own pants.  :P

They're pants, at least.  I'm further along than you. ;D


OK that made me laugh ;D



poop in your own pants.  :P


Well I can't poop in your pants cause your pants already have poop in them.  When you bought your pants, were they originally brown?

When you bought your pants, were they originally brown?


I don't know,were yours?  ;D

Howard, your sig. line says you love music...there are plenty of poo and fart songs on amiright.  You would feel right at home. ;D

Howard, your sig. line says you love music...there are plenty of poo and fart songs on amiright.  You would feel right at home. ;D



That's not an insult.

That's not an insult.


No, your face is an insult :P

No, your face is an insult :P



your avatar is an insult.

your avatar is an insult.


Your birth was an insult :P

Your birth was an insult :P


That is definitely an insult.

Your birth was an insult :P



No It wasn't,ask my Mother.

No It wasn't,ask my Mother.


I tried, but she couldn't stop screaming after recalling the event

I tried, but she couldn't stop screaming after recalling the event



She was heavily medicated,Wait a second, how do you know my Mother?  ;D

She was heavily medicated,Wait a second, how do you know my Mother?  ;D


She answered the 976 number I called the other night :P

She answered the 976 number I called the other night :P



She was asleep when you called. ;D
What would you want with a 64 year old woman?  ??? ::)

She was asleep when you called. ;D
What would you want with a 64 year old woman?  ??? ::)


Nothing ...



Why would you want something loud?  ???


Cause your mom didn't quite do it for me

... which means the ultimate insult is one not confined within The Insult Thread :P

Nothing ...

Cause your mom didn't quite do it for me

... which means the ultimate insult is one not confined within The Insult Thread :P


Which means what?

Which means what?


Ur mom will do anything for a quarter :P

Ur mom will do anything for a quarter :P




Not for a quarter she won't,She's more than a measley old quarter.

That's the sort of blinkered philistine, pig ignorance I've come to expect from non-creative garbage ...like YOU!!!!!  ;)

That's the sort of blinkered philistine, pig ignorance I've come to expect from non-creative garbage ...like YOU!!!!!  ;)




Me? that statement comes from a guy who has a monkey avatar. :P

That's the sort of blinkered philistine, pig ignorance I've come to expect from non-creative garbage ...like YOU!!!!!  ;)


Surely you can be more creative than that!  Let's hear your diet of stick it to them junk ;)

WUSS!  :P

Oh thank you.  Answering Peter?

I should have never came here, it smells like a bunch of dead skunks.  

I should have never came here, it smells like a bunch of dead skunks.  


Oh...you one of the skunks too?

^ Not a dead one like you

Oh thank you.  Answering Peter?


Nope! Waste of time!  :P

Oh thank you.  Answering Peter?



No,I'm answering you.

Oh...you one of the skunks too?



you look like a skunk,Pepe Le P-U.  ;D

^ Not a dead one like you


Live ones smell too


Nope! Waste of time!  :P


Why?  You're already that way?

Live ones smell too


I know that already








doh

I know that already








doh



No you don't.

^ Are you trying to say that I'm stupid?

^ Are you trying to say that I'm stupid?



No I'm not insinuating anything.

^There's no doubt in my mind

There is something in your mind^. ;D

^There's no doubt in my mind


Somehow I knew just who the P.B. struck.

who?

who?



    8)

Go fly a kite.  :P

I don't have one

I don't have one



Go fly. :P

^Dry up like a leaf and blow away.

http://www.granitegrok.com/pix/surrender_flag.jpg

Alright idiot, down on you knees.

Alright idiot, down on you knees.


*WOOF*!  :P

^ dog

^ dog




cat^.  :P

cat^.  :P


YAY!  You can spell Cat.  Now spell STFU! >:(

YAY!  You can spell Cat.  Now spell STFU! >:(



I don't know how to spell,I'm dyslexic. ;D

Really, what is  bsylexia?               

Really, what is bsylexia?               



Is that an insult?  :P

You don't think I'm calling you a liar do you?

You don't think I'm calling you a liar do you?







No,What makes you think that?

You idiot!!!  I am calling you a liar. 

You idiot!!!  I am calling you a liar. 



don't call me an idiot,idiot. ;D

What happened to my comment?..it was right after Howard's inane words.

Eat Snot!  :P

don't call me an idiot,idiot. ;D


Howard, now you're being a liar to yourself and I'm calling me a pizza







http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc153/rocksannwastaken/DSC00522.jpg

Howard, now you're being a liar to yourself and I'm calling me a pizza







http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc153/rocksannwastaken/DSC00522.jpg





Ok,Pizza. ;D

Eat Snot!  :P


You do? 8-P

You do? 8-P



I used to as a kid.  ;D

I used to as a kid.  ;D


I did too

Drink Piss!  ;D

:P

Drink Piss!  ;D

:P


Is that what you used to or still do?

^ not me

Is that what you used to or still do?



No I never drank it,I smelt it once but never have I drank it. ;D

No I never drank it,I smelt it once but never have I drank it. ;D


Why??????  :P

Adagio you never knows who's pissing off today  ::)

No I never drank it,I smelt it once but never have I drank it. ;D


Tastes just like beer!  Go on and try it....trust me!  ;)

Why??????  :P



I don't know,I was a kid What did I know about peepee. ;D

Tastes just like beer!  Go on and try it....trust me!  ;)



No.You said it so why don't you taste it first.

Adagio you never knows who's pissing off today  ::)


Oooh, Francisco.  A new person here to insult (he thinks...muahahahaha).  Mr. ski bunny ;D

Tastes just like beer!  Go on and try it....trust me!  ;)



Yea....trust HIM.  He wouldn't lie to you. ::)

Yea....trust HIM.  He wouldn't lie to you. ::)



I don't trust him.

Oooh, Francisco.  A new person here to insult (he thinks...muahahahaha).  Mr. ski bunny ;D


Adagio I wold really say Mr ski frisbee  ;D

amigo
Here me go !!!

http://i497.photobucket.com/albums/rr334/seamermar/Mountains/Surlerefuge.jpg


As a playful ski bunny to  revile
or trade insults with him for a while
I brought the insult upon myself
to grow on this thread  a wealth.


I was feeling fancy and full of glee,
on the roof-top like a ski-frisbee
But things soon went wrong to me
when I got into bunny by a tease


My penguin friends won't make me  flee,
though they stick deep with a stinger on my wit.

Gee whiz! I'm not angry!
as much as the management would agree
to forego good feelings and let me play free.  ;)



I know, I know....I haven't insult anyone....yet. But sit and wait...the vitriol is under way 8)

Adagio I wold really say Mr ski frisbee  ;D

amigo
Here me go !!!

http://i497.photobucket.com/albums/rr334/seamermar/Mountains/Surlerefuge.jpg


As a playful ski bunny to  revile
or trade insults with him for a while
I brought the insult upon myself
to grow on this thread  a wealth.


I was feeling fancy and full of glee,
on the roof-top like a ski-frisbee
But things soon went wrong to me
when I got into bunny by a tease


My penguin friends won't make me  flee,
though they stick deep with a stinger on my wit.

Gee whiz! I'm not angry!
as much as the management would agree
to forego good feelings and let me play free.  ;)



I know, I know....I haven't insult anyone....yet. But sit and wait...the vitriol is under way 8)


;D....waiting for the vitriol! (if you have any)

I'm insulted.

First of all,  I wanna say this thread is a poison weapon. I only do it for the insult's sake, so I hope from you your best  ;)

Howard thinks : 
how are things ?

the path Pathmark marks a cartman
till he becomes a boring old fart, man.


I think you can now say you're insulted, my friend.
Believe it or not I really appreciate you as a penguin friend, so I dare to insult you Howie. :\'(

Sorry Howard, I didn't know I was dangerous,
the State Department shouldn't be wrong. 8-P

First of all,  I wanna say this thread is a poison weapon. I only do it for the insult's sake, so I hope from you your best  ;)

Howard thinks : 
how are things ?

the path Pathmark marks a cartman
till he becomes a boring old fart, man.


I think you can now say you're insulted, my friend.
Believe it or not I really appreciate you as a penguin friend, so I dare to insult you Howie. :\'(

Sorry Howard, I didn't know I was dangerous,
the State Department shouldn't be wrong. 8-P







:)

First of all,  I wanna say this thread is a poison weapon. I only do it for the insult's sake, so I hope from you your best  ;)

Howard thinks : 
how are things ?

the path Pathmark marks a cartman
till he becomes a boring old fart, man.


I think you can now say you're insulted, my friend.
Believe it or not I really appreciate you as a penguin friend, so I dare to insult you Howie. :\'(

Sorry Howard, I didn't know I was dangerous,
the State Department shouldn't be wrong. 8-P








Is that an insult?  ;D

Is that an insult?  ;D


Yes

Yes



well,You take that back.  :P

well,You take that back.  :P


I didn't say it.  ;D

I didn't say it.   ;D


Then who did? The boogeyman?  ::)

Then who did? The boogeyman?  ::)



What insult  are you talking about?

What insult  are you talking about?



I can't even remember,let's forgive and forget.  :)

I can't even remember,let's forgive and forget.  :)


No freakin' way.  :P

No freakin' way.   :P


Alright fine be that way. >:(

:P

Alright fine be that way. >:(

:P


I do not need your permission...I do what I want, when I want to!!!

I do not need your permission...I do what I want, when I want to!!!



ooh I'm scared out of my underwear. :o


::)

ooh I'm scared out of my underwear. :o


::)


No, your underwear ran away from you.  ;D

No, your underwear ran away from you.  ;D


my underwear is between my legs. ;)

my underwear is between my legs. ;)


No details, please. 8-P

No details, please. 8-P



So why The F were you talking about underwear?  ???

::)


Wait A minute, I'm sorry, I mentioned my underwear, my bad Adagio.  ;D

8)

Woo,Woo,Woo, You Know It.

eh?  :o  :(

eh?  :o  :(



Sorry I was a bit overtired. ;D

Hello stupid people

Hello stupid people


Hi yourself, stupid. :)

Well it takes one to know one doesn't it?

Well it takes one to know one doesn't it?



I don't even know one. ;D

Hello stupid people



Goodbye stupid person. ;D

^ You couldn't make me leave if ...  um ...

^ You couldn't make me leave if ...  um ...



if um what?  ::) ???

First I get writers block then I get insult block.  What's next?

First I get writers block then I get insult block.  What's next?


Comment on parodies witticism block?  I don't know, I've got every kind of block.

First I get writers block then I get insult block.  What's next?


The ugly block?  ;D

^ that doesn't sound too bad, then I'll be pretty all the time and...                        OMgosh no

^ that doesn't sound too bad, then I'll be pretty all the time and...                        OMgosh no



There's no way you can be pretty all the time.

There's no way you can be pretty all the time.


Why not?

Why would you?

Why would you?



I'm always pretty.

^ pretty ugly

^ pretty ugly



I know you are but what am I?  :P


;D

I know you are but what am I?  :P


;D


Little boy argument again.  BTW, men are not supposed to be 'pretty'....the ones I like are handsome.

Little boy argument again.  BTW, men are not supposed to be 'pretty'....the ones I like are handsome.


like me?

^I don't care what you look like, you're a scary guy. 

^I don't care what you look like, you're a scary guy. 


You got it...he IS scary!!

Is that an insult?  ;D


Maybe, just because you can't feel your teeth
that you can't catch people diss  :P

^I don't care what you look like, you're a scary guy. 



I know you are but what am I?

You got it...he IS scary!!



I know you are but what am I?

I know you are but what am I?


I know you are but what am I?


Is that ALL you know what to say?  It's about your lack of wit.  j/k

Is that ALL you know what to say?  It's about your lack of wit.  j/k





Yeah,that's all I have to say!  :P

Howard wants proof now that I'm a lady.  I saw your evil plot a mile away.

Howard wants proof now that I'm a lady.  I saw your evil plot a mile away.



the proof is in the pudding.

^  So that's why you went with me to the grocery store with me and started eating stuff.  Stupid

^  So that's why you went with me to the grocery store with me and started eating stuff.  Stupid



answering the girl who has an avatar as a court jester.

^ How long did it take you to notice that? http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc153/rocksannwastaken/jester/thjokersmile.gif

^ How long did it take you to notice that? http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc153/rocksannwastaken/jester/thjokersmile.gif


It took me quite a while. ;D

Howard wears eyebrow liner... ;D ;D ;D ;D

Howard wears eyebrow liner... ;D ;D ;D ;D



yes I do,I used to pluck my eyebrows out of nervousness and anxiousness in the past,I rarely do it anymore.

They should be grown out now.

Howard you can have some of mine.  I've got eyebrow hair, neck hair, leg hair, armpit hair and the prices are insane!!!!

Hey great idea! I'm Shave Me Barbie

I'm a hairy girl
I look more like a squirrel
But not cuddly, just playing ugly

You can brush my hair
I got lots everywhere ( brushes long armpit hair)

They should be grown out now.


I'm pretty sure they have grown out.

Howard you can have some of mine.  I've got eyebrow hair, neck hair, leg hair, armpit hair and the prices are insane!!!!

Hey great idea! I'm Shave Me Barbie

I'm a hairy girl
I look more like a squirrel
But not cuddly, just playing ugly

You can brush my hair
I got lots everywhere ( brushes long armpit hair)



No Thank You.  :P

Are you sure?

No Thank You.  :P


Happy Birthday Howard :)

Happy Birthday Howard :)


My Birthday already passed.  ::)

Are you sure?


Yes I'm Sure.

Morons!!!!!!! :P

Morons!!!!!!! :P


I hope you're not talking about me cause I will pop you.

I hope you're not talking about me cause I will pop you.


Better popped by you than banged!  :o

Better popped by you than banged!  :o


Well I certainly can't bang you. ;D

Well I certainly can't bang you. ;D


Well...technically you can...but I'd rather you didn't!

Well...technically you can...but I'd rather you didn't!


I can computer bang you.

I can computer bang you.


Oooohhhh.....so THAT'S what that hole is for!!! :o ::)

Morons!!!!!!! :P


Jerk  http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc153/rocksannwastaken/frogs/raspbFrog.gif

Jerk  http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc153/rocksannwastaken/frogs/raspbFrog.gif


Frog face!  :P

cat face http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc153/rocksannwastaken/smilies/nana-1.gif

Oooohhhh.....so THAT'S what that hole is for!!! :o ::)


What hole? The hole in your head?  ;D

What hole? The hole in your head?  ;D


If the is a hole in ..or near my head...then that would be my halo!  ::)

If the is a hole in ..or near my head...then that would be my halo!  ::)


halo,my ass! ::)

^^ hollow not hallow cat face.  Are we in a Get Fuzzy comic or something?

^^ hollow not hallow cat face.  Are we in a Get Fuzzy comic or something?


More like a get f****d  comic!  :P

Gibbo,your avatar stinks. :P

Gibbo,your avatar stinks. :P


Only if I don't clean up after it..... :o

heh hehe!  ;D  I happen to like kitties, just not the other end.  :P

More like a get f****d  comic!  :P


Bad bad bad bad boys
They make me feel so good

Only if I don't clean up after it..... :o


tell it to stop licking.

tell it to stop licking.


Why?

Why?


Because the cat's ruining his tongue.

^ girly man











:P

manny girl^ ;D

weirdos  8)

^ know it all
:P

manny girl^ ;D


many girls was  a dream of mine.... ::)

many girls was  a dream of mine.... ::)


which girls? transexuals?  ;D

^ know it all
:P



How did you know? ;D

http://myiq2xu.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/stupid1.jpg

Here,have a bowl of stupid flakes.^

No thanks, ^ need them all to fill up the space in your brain. :D

No thanks, ^ need them all to fill up the space in your brain. :D


What brain? see I Insulted myself.  ;D

Why?  You're the one that must have eated that cereal. ;Dhttp://www.inthe00s.com/Smileys/newyears/afro.gif

How did you know? ;D


I no everything

Why?  You're the one that must have eated that cereal. ;Dhttp://www.inthe00s.com/Smileys/newyears/afro.gif


I had a muffin for breakfast.

Muffinhead, muffinhead
He ate muffin instead.

So what's he doing back in bed?
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz........

I'm insulted,you called me muffinhead and I shall call you muffintop. ;D

I'm insulted,you called me muffinhead and I shall call you muffintop. ;D


Harsh words! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Do I know some muffin heads
Some muffin heads, some muffin heads

Go stand outside in the pouring rain.  :P

Actually a rinse off sounds good after being in a bunch of garbage.

How about a mud bath?  ;D

How about a mud bath?  ;D


forever hoping, huh, Howard?