http://www.fashion268.net/images/news/news_940strange%20dress.jpg

dress FAIL.  ;D^

(( Christmas Lighting WIN! ))


I hereby nominate Jack ...  Godlike win, dude :)

http://cloversignsblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/funnysticker.jpg

http://cloversignsblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/funnysticker.jpg


What's a screwshave?

What's a screwshave?

I don't know.

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/fail-owned-snow-clearing-fail.jpg


dumb,stupid FAIL! ::)

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/fail-owned-snow-clearing-fail.jpg


dumb,stupid FAIL! ::)

Hey, that's where my car is!

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/fail-owned-snow-clearing-fail.jpg


dumb,stupid FAIL! ::)


Well now, that sucks

What's a screwshave?


It sounds exciting...yet dangerous!  ::)

a screwshave is what you get when you type two words but forget to type the space.

What's a screwshave?
Is it safe to Google Search it?

Well now, that sucks

Especially if the person fell asleep in the car.

http://pics.blameitonthevoices.com/082009/chinglish.jpg

It sounds exciting...yet dangerous!  ::)
Be careful with the razors?

http://pics.blameitonthevoices.com/082009/chinglish.jpg




Yeah,whatever they said.  ;D

Yeah,whatever they said.  ;D

A few spelling errors there.

A few spelling errors there.



they should use a better typewriter.

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/fail-owned-snow-clearing-fail.jpg


dumb,stupid FAIL! ::)



http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2101/2229051772_e26f816179_m.jpg

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2014/2229070888_430a881314_m.jpg


BTW, THAT is our car! (Well, it was at the time the photos were taken. We have since sold that one.)


Cat

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2101/2229051772_e26f816179_m.jpg

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2014/2229070888_430a881314_m.jpg


BTW, THAT is our car! (Well, it was at the time the photos were taken. We have since sold that one.)


Cat

Nice shots, reminds me of my days in MTL

they should use a better typewriter.
The typewriter is not at fault here.

http://blog.lib.umn.edu/snackeru/greet/snowman.jpg


;D

^ I think it's cute.

But it doesn't seem wrong.

But it doesn't seem wrong.



Then why did you post it in the Wrongest Thread? That was just so wrong.



Cat

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/fail-owned-baby-needs-alphabetizing-fail.jpg

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/fail-owned-baby-needs-alphabetizing-fail.jpg



and what about the Mother's needs? ;D

and what about the Mother's needs? ;D

Pacifiers and diapers

Pacifiers and diapers



Pacifiers are definitely WRONG!!! A kid doesn't learn to talk if you are constantly sticking a pacifier in his/her mouth. Also, once they get teeth, the pacifier can make the teeth crooked.




Cat

Pacifiers are definitely WRONG!!! A kid doesn't learn to talk if you are constantly sticking a pacifier in his/her mouth. Also, once they get teeth, the pacifier can make the teeth crooked.

Cat

But it was for the mother, not the kids (I replied to Howard's post)
...that way the mother doesn't talk  ;)

But it was for the mother, not the kids (I replied to Howard's post)
...that way the mother doesn't talk  ;)



Gotcha!



Cat

But it was for the mother, not the kids (I replied to Howard's post)
...that way the mother doesn't talk  ;)



Good idea.  ;D

Good idea.  ;D

No kidding!

http://failblog.in/wp-content/uploads/yapb_cache/chilled_beer_spelling_fail.cz7r79wl50edc0g8ssc0kgs4k.5hotfq51na0ickos8k4cow4oc.th.jpeg

http://failblog.in/wp-content/uploads/yapb_cache/chilled_beer_spelling_fail.cz7r79wl50edc0g8ssc0kgs4k.5hotfq51na0ickos8k4cow4oc.th.jpeg


That'll probably scare some customers.

Hmmmmmm....I see nothing too wrong with this!!!!  ;)

http://i351.photobucket.com/albums/q474/gibbo4/safety.jpg

Hmmmmmm....I see nothing too wrong with this!!!!  ;)

http://i351.photobucket.com/albums/q474/gibbo4/safety.jpg


He might get hurt.

He might get hurt.


Naahhh....what could possibly go wrong?  ;D

Naahhh....what could possibly go wrong?  ;D


Everything.

That'll probably scare some customers.

Unless they wanted to buy a child bear..baby bear.

Unless they wanted to buy a child bear..baby bear.


Baby Bear? As in Red Skelton?

Hmmmmmm....I see nothing too wrong with this!!!!  ;)

http://i351.photobucket.com/albums/q474/gibbo4/safety.jpg


Especially if you are looking for the next Darwin Award recipient.

He might get hurt.

He should wear a helmet, then he'll be OK.  ::)

Hmmmmmm....I see nothing too wrong with this!!!!  ;)


Look, the manual clearly said it was dangerous to get under a car supported only by a jack, without a secondary means of stabilizing the car, such as a set of jackstands rated for the weight of the car.

He just took that secondary bit a little too far.

To get serious for a second -- unlike most of the CYA crap like "...the power cord to this laptop contains lead, a chemical known to the State of California to cause cancer in lab rats and other cute animals.  Wash hands after handling the power cord...", the warnings on jacks are there for a reason.  I've seen both the cheap-ass jacks that come with the spare tire fail, and expensive-ass jacks used by real mechanics fail.  In both cases, nobody was under the car.  Jacks have their place, so go ahead and change that tire - but for Darwin's sake don't do any work that requires you to get under the car. 

Jacks can, and do, fail without warning.  Although the danger is not quite as obvious as that facing our shadetree mechanic in the picture, if you get under a car that is supported only by a jack, you're just as eligible for a Darwin Award as he is.  Stupidity is a capital crime, and there is no appeal.

http://img96.imageshack.us/img96/2262/coxcoxcoxlawyers.jpg

If you get under a car that is supported by only a jack, and you die as a result, even those guys won't take your next of kin's case against the manufacturer.

So, if Jack was on the roof and the ladder fell, would you help Jack off?




Cat

So, if Jack was on the roof and the ladder fell, would you help Jack off?




Cat



No...Always be above Jack before he gets off. Too messy the other way!  I hope this assists you in answering your clever question... ;)

Look, the manual clearly said it was dangerous to get under a car supported only by a jack, without a secondary means of stabilizing the car, such as a set of jackstands rated for the weight of the car.

He just took that secondary bit a little too far.

To get serious for a second -- unlike most of the CYA crap like "...the power cord to this laptop contains lead, a chemical known to the State of California to cause cancer in lab rats and other cute animals.  Wash hands after handling the power cord...", the warnings on jacks are there for a reason.  I've seen both the cheap-ass jacks that come with the spare tire fail, and expensive-ass jacks used by real mechanics fail.  In both cases, nobody was under the car.  Jacks have their place, so go ahead and change that tire - but for Darwin's sake don't do any work that requires you to get under the car. 

Jacks can, and do, fail without warning.  Although the danger is not quite as obvious as that facing our shadetree mechanic in the picture, if you get under a car that is supported only by a jack, you're just as eligible for a Darwin Award as he is.  Stupidity is a capital crime, and there is no appeal.

http://img96.imageshack.us/img96/2262/coxcoxcoxlawyers.jpg

If you get under a car that is supported by only a jack, and you die as a result, even those guys won't take your next of kin's case against the manufacturer.



How would I know which Cox is which? ;D

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/epic-fail-safety-hazard-fail.jpg

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/epic-fail-safety-hazard-fail.jpg


EPIC FAIL!

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/epic-fail-safety-hazard-fail.jpg



But How?

But How?

I don't know, but it's pretty dumb

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/fail-owned-meat-sign-fail.jpg


Now is this gay or what? ^ ::)

^ that's just too funny. I wonder what the person was thinking when he or she came up with that idea.

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/fail-owned-meat-sign-fail.jpg


Now is this gay or what? ^ ::)

You would have preferred a woman in the photo?

You would have preferred a woman in the photo?


Yes.

http://www.rob-sheridan.com/sketchblog/pics/xmas2007-sm.jpg

http://www.rob-sheridan.com/sketchblog/pics/xmas2007-sm.jpg


HA,that's cute,the presents are opening the kids. ;D

HA,that's cute,the presents are opening the kids. ;D

If you don't like the kids, can you return them and get something else?

http://www.rob-sheridan.com/sketchblog/pics/xmas2007-sm.jpg


Ah, you beat me to posting Rob Sheridan's "Presents Opening Children" (yes, there's wallpaper!).  Awesome!

(In Soviet Russia, presents open you!)


If you don't like the kids, can you return them and get something else?


Oh, sure.  That's the easy part.

http://img.skitch.com/20091225-gqrbaijywnumgrepfd5n216357.jpg

Just tell Santa about it.  He's got 364 days to clean up the naughty list, and his schedule's just opened up.

http://www.epicfail.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/parenting-fail-baby-shopping-cart.jpg

At least the box won't break coz it has something soft to fall on.  :D

http://www.epicfail.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/parenting-fail-baby-shopping-cart.jpg

At least the box won't break coz it has something soft to fall on.  :D


good plan... box cushions... they probably hand em out at the door!  ;D

http://www.epicfail.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/parenting-fail-baby-shopping-cart.jpg

At least the box won't break coz it has something soft to fall on.  :D


HELP,she's trapped!  ;D

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/fail-owned-home-made-baby-fail.jpg

When water is added you must get something akin to the baby in the trolley (previous pic)... :o

Is this a time saving gimmick?

http://i351.photobucket.com/albums/q474/gibbo4/taco.jpg

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/fail-owned-home-made-baby-fail.jpg


Is that freeze dried baby?  ;D

Is this a time saving gimmick?

http://i351.photobucket.com/albums/q474/gibbo4/taco.jpg


Um, I don't think I'll be buying my tacos over there.  :P

Is this a time saving gimmick?

http://i351.photobucket.com/albums/q474/gibbo4/taco.jpg
Be careful on which sauce you choose there.

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/fail-owned-home-made-baby-fail.jpg


TASTES LIKE CHICKEN!!!  ;D

Be careful on which sauce you choose there.


I'l be very careful.

Um, I don't think I'll be buying my tacos over there.  :P


I'd hate to think whet their toilets look like..taco stands?

http://www.shipmentoffail.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/ouch-fail-2.jpg

http://www.shipmentoffail.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/ouch-fail-2.jpg




That would grate on me....

I'd hate to think whet their toilets look like..taco stands?


EW! toilet taco. :P

http://www.shipmentoffail.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/ouch-fail-2.jpg




my butt would be bleeding.  :o

my butt would be bleeding.  :o

That's not a pretty sight.

That's not a pretty sight.



when you're doing the wiping.

when you're doing the wiping.

It would be painful and bleeding.

It would be painful and bleeding.



not a pleasant sight. :o

not a pleasant sight. :o

nope.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_hsr5nn2z_pY/RmY0HpLsxFI/AAAAAAAAApQ/3Msy6HsX0iQ/s400/chinglish3.jpg

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_hsr5nn2z_pY/RmY0HpLsxFI/AAAAAAAAApQ/3Msy6HsX0iQ/s400/chinglish3.jpg



Seriously though....that's great advice!  ;D

Then how is one supposed to jump? ::)

Might be an elevator thing.

Might be an elevator thing.


could be.

Caution sign for a Roller Coaster maybe?

http://data55.sevenload.com/slcom/fx/mk/olddfgd/dfpofcktohge.jpg~/Fail-owned-mcdonalds-fail.jpg

http://data55.sevenload.com/slcom/fx/mk/olddfgd/dfpofcktohge.jpg~/Fail-owned-mcdonalds-fail.jpg


Who's ass is open at 6am,My ass is sleeping at 6. ;D

The wrongest webpage ever. One word: Jewranger.

http://jewrangerdewarmy.ytmnd.com/

I'll explain later.

Who's ass is open at 6am. ;D


Gigolo's?

Gigolo's?



a prostitute's ass?  ;D ;D

http://static.open.salon.com/files/shampoo1257527681.jpg

http://www.randomfunnypicture.com/pictures/1251.jpg

http://static.open.salon.com/files/shampoo1257527681.jpg


Is it made with poo? ;D

http://www.randomfunnypicture.com/pictures/1251.jpg


Duct Tape = Instant High Chair  ;D

http://static.open.salon.com/files/shampoo1257527681.jpg



Is that anything like the Sham Wow?



Cat

Duct Tape = Instant High Chair  ;D

It was cruel to duct tape the stuffed animal tho.That's a fail.

It was cruel to duct tape the stuffed animal tho.That's a fail.


Duck Tape!  ;D

Duck Tape!  ;D

need lots of tape if it were Octomum's kids. That would look nice on a wall.  :D

need lots of tape if it were Octomum's kids. That would look nice on a wall.  :D


'bout the only way she could keep track of them all too!  ;)

'bout the only way she could keep track of them all too!  ;)

When the kids get older they can tape her on the wall.

When the kids get older they can tape her on the wall.


Hey we should do those kids a favor and do that to her now...  ;D

Hey we should do those kids a favor and do that to her now...  ;D

I'm there!

I will assist!

I'm there!


I can think of two places on her we should start putting the duct tape... one is her mouth... the other is not  ;)

I can think of two places on her we should start putting the duct tape... one is her mouth... the other is not  ;)

:o

I can think of two places on her we should start putting the duct tape... one is her mouth... the other is not  ;)


Where is the "not" place? ???

Where is the "not" place? ???


Well lets see the woman has 14 kids and she won't stop talking... I want her to stop talking and stop having kids... the math seems simple to me.

Well lets see the woman has 14 kids and she won't stop talking... I want her to stop talking and stop having kids... the math seems simple to me.

again,  :o

again,  :o


honestly I sort of thought that comment could've gone without explaining the first time but apparently not.. .at least I kept it clean  ;D

honestly I sort of thought that comment could've gone without explaining the first time but apparently not.. .at least I kept it clean  ;D

It was pretty obvious to anyone what you meant the first time.
She just needs to shut her hole.  :o

It was pretty obvious to anyone what you meant the first time.
She just needs to shut her hole.  :o




DAMMMNNN I Wish I'd said that!  ;D




obvious to you and me but not Howard apparently

DAMMMNNN I Wish I'd said that!  ;D




obvious to you and me but not Howard apparently

I'm glad you caught the (at least) double meaning.

I'm glad you caught the (at least) double meaning.


oh I did!  :D

oh I did!  :D


Nothing gets past Q. :)

Nothing gets past Q. :)


cuz my warped mind comprehends all!  :D

cuz my warped mind comprehends all!  :D


and this is why I'm your biggest fan.  :) :) :)

and this is why I'm your biggest fan.  :) :) :)


well second biggest maybe... I think I might be my biggest fan  ;)

remember......

http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa235/snozberries44/Just%20Q/BiggestFan.jpg

well second biggest maybe... I think I might be my biggest fan  ;)

remember......

http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa235/snozberries44/Just%20Q/BiggestFan.jpg


(eye-roll)  :D :D :D

well second biggest maybe... I think I might be my biggest fan  ;)

remember......

http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa235/snozberries44/Just%20Q/BiggestFan.jpg


Major fail!
No TV's in the background and no 8X10 posters of Joss Whedon, (and no pics of kids getting hit with darts )

http://www.randomfunnypicture.com/pictures/1251.jpg


Oooo...oooo...where's the darts?

Oooo...oooo...where's the darts?

Be careful! You might hit the stuffed animal...

Be careful! You might hit the stuffed animal...


What...no points for that?  ;D

What...no points for that?  ;D

1/2 points, coz you missed your intended target.

http://faildrunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/drunk-dance-fail1.jpg

Major fail!
No TV's in the background and no 8X10 posters of Joss Whedon, (and no pics of kids getting hit with darts )


;D 

Oooo...oooo...where's the darts?


chalk up another one for the "I wish I'd said that" list  ;D

well second biggest maybe... I think I might be my biggest fan  ;)

remember......

http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa235/snozberries44/Just%20Q/BiggestFan.jpg



I LOVE that photo. (I hope you don't mind, I saved it on my computer.)




Cat

I LOVE that photo. (I hope you don't mind, I saved it on my computer.)




Cat

don't mind at all!  :)

chalk up another one for the "I wish I'd said that" list  ;D

yourself, gibbo and I share this wonderful ( bizarre) sense of humor.

yourself, gibbo and I share this wonderful ( bizarre) sense of humor.


Okay..I am forced to karma you and Q.  :)

http://www.frakincool.com/images/epic-fail2.jpg


He forgot to use the bathroom.  :o  8-P

http://www.frakincool.com/images/epic-fail2.jpg


He forgot to use the bathroom.  :o  8-P


Yuk!!!  Was that the Nappy Valley marathon?  ;)

Yuk!!!   Was that the Nappy Valley marathon?  ;)


or how about The crappy valley Marathon  ;D

http://www.frakincool.com/images/epic-fail2.jpg


He forgot to use the bathroom.  :o  8-P

Would be even funnier if this was mile #1 in the race and he still had 2.5 hours to go!

Would be even funnier if this was mile #1 in the race and he still had 2.5 hours to go!


Important to be well lubricated... ;)

http://www.failfunnies.com/31/images/going-swimming-fail.jpg

Important to be well lubricated... ;)


he had to go to the bathroom and he made in his pants.

http://www.failfunnies.com/31/images/going-swimming-fail.jpg


His swimwear was on too tight.

His swimwear was on too tight.

I think he will be in extreme pain seconds after this photo.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_4SYXHyrD73M/RxUQnN6NNxI/AAAAAAAAATU/wILTYK1ds_A/s400/n36803780_34715759_7889.jpg

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_4SYXHyrD73M/RxUQnN6NNxI/AAAAAAAAATU/wILTYK1ds_A/s400/n36803780_34715759_7889.jpg



does it mean "No Alcohol"?

does it mean "No Alcohol"?



Nope, it means that Chucky is forbidden.




Cat

does it mean "No Alcohol"?

Maybe it's can't throw away bottles here.

Maybe it's can't throw away bottles here.


I thought it said something different.

I thought it said something different.

I should ask my wife.

I should ask my wife.


maybe she can do the translation.

maybe she can do the translation.

I know she can. Usually when I show her these things, she laughs and laughs, and then tells me the translation.

Okay..I am forced to karma you and Q.  :)


did it hurt?  ???

http://www.frakincool.com/images/epic-fail2.jpg


He forgot to use the bathroom.  :o  8-P


he could use this product!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=blwBvrFQy-Y

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0gsaDxK884

^ 8)  what the L do you use it for?

^ 8)  what the L do you use it for?


exercise and transportation  ;D

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_4SYXHyrD73M/RxUQnN6NNxI/AAAAAAAAATU/wILTYK1ds_A/s400/n36803780_34715759_7889.jpg

Wife says it means "Don't throw anything outside the window"

http://images.mix.com.au/2009/07/30/234991/restaurant-fail-24.jpg

Do & Me

Do & Me


who's doin' you? never mind I don't really want to know  :P

who's doin' you? never mind I don't really want to know  :P

I didn't get it (the fail part) until you made it more clear. I guess my mind isn't that dirty  ;)

who's doin' you? never mind I don't really want to know  :P


nobody wants to do me. :\'(

;D

http://img6.travelblog.org/Photos/110980/377775/t/3515152-chinglish-0.jpg

??

http://www.travelblog.org/Photos/3515241.html

http://www.travelblog.org/Photos/3515241.html


Fail post?  ;D

I thought no one would notice. Auzzies are smart.

I thought no one would notice. Auzzies are smart.



I noticed, just didn't say anything.



Cat

I noticed, just didn't say anything.



Cat


me too.

Sometimes the fault is with my browser/whatever so I often don't say anything

You are all smart.

http://img6.travelblog.org/Photos/110980/377775/t/3515152-chinglish-0.jpg

??


A body map of what?  ???

http://www.chineseenglish.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/titting-room-beijing.jpg

Now Howard wants to visit Asia for sure.

Anyone check out the Jewranger thing I posted?

Anyone check out the Jewranger thing I posted?


You mean that ninja Rabbi pic several pages back? It looked like a wall paper pic... ;D

http://www.chineseenglish.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/titting-room-beijing.jpg

Now Howard wants to visit Asia for sure.


Like all good titting rooms...you will have to stand in line (behind me)!  ;)

A body map of what?  ???


an absolute 9 inch goat.....apparently

http://www.chineseenglish.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/titting-room-beijing.jpg

Now Howard wants to visit Asia for sure.


Sure I do. ;) ;D

http://www.chineseenglish.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/titting-room-beijing.jpg

Now Howard wants to visit Asia for sure.



How do you know that it is not a room for mothers to breast feed?



Cat

How do you know that it is not a room for mothers to breast feed?
Cat

I'm guessing it is.

I'm guessing it is.


Maybe it was a Fitting room till they changed it to a titting room.

Maybe it was a Fitting room till they changed it to a titting room.

Also possible.

http://i47.tinypic.com/mt3uxw.jpg

Went to the mechanic's, he said my seal was almost shot.  I said "Fix the damn thing and be grateful my aim's not as good as Kip Adotta's"

http://i47.tinypic.com/mt3uxw.jpg

Went to the mechanic's, he said my seal was almost shot.  I said "Fix the damn thing and be grateful my aim's not as good as Kip Adotta's"


HA! The seal is in the picture.  ;D

HA! The seal is in the picture.  ;D

Yup.

http://i47.tinypic.com/mt3uxw.jpg

Went to the mechanic's, he said my seal was almost shot.  I said "Fix the damn thing and be grateful my aim's not as good as Kip Adotta's"



It isn't cool to make fun of the tragedy at Kent State.  >:( >:( >:(


Yes, I did the reference to Wet Dream.



Cat

http://www.rasamalaysia.com/uploaded_images/engrish-757801.jpg

http://www.rasamalaysia.com/uploaded_images/engrish-757801.jpg


I am not going to eat that soup. :P

The menu is supposed to read "Fisherman's Soup". It's a seafood chowder.

The menu is supposed to read "Fisherman's Soup". It's a seafood chowder.

Makes sense to me.!

But it sounds delcious.

But it sounds delcious.

I'm sure it's quite good. Chinese food is very tasty.

I'm sure it's quite good. Chinese food is very tasty.


I get full from eating Egg Foo Young. :P

I get full from eating Egg Foo Young. :P

I like lots of Chinese food too, I have it cooked for us often.

I like lots of Chinese food too, I have it cooked for us often.

I can never have enough Chinese food. It's one of my favorites.  :)

I can never have enough Chinese food. It's one of my favorites.  :)

My wife is Chinese so she cooks it often. I am fortunate.

My wife is Chinese so she cooks it often. I am fortunate.

^ lucky devil !  :)

http://static.commentcamarche.net/en.kioskea.net/faq/images/0-EDuiVLtp-2803-burning-cd.png
Burning a CD

I like lots of Chinese food too, I have it cooked for us often.


What's your favorite?

http://static.commentcamarche.net/en.kioskea.net/faq/images/0-EDuiVLtp-2803-burning-cd.png
Burning a CD


That's HOT!  ;D

What's your favorite?

BBQ pork, if it's done right.

BBQ pork, if it's done right.


I like Sesame Chicken or pork.

I like Sesame Chicken or pork.

Now I'm hungry

http://www.lolcaption.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Chinglish-Toilet-600x400.jpg

http://www.lolcaption.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Chinglish-Toilet-600x400.jpg



stabilizing what?  ???

stabilizing what?  ???

I don't know.

http://dnenni.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/fail-owned-soon-fat-fail.jpg

http://dnenni.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/fail-owned-soon-fat-fail.jpg

Not a place to go if you are on a diet.

Not a place to go if you are on a diet.


The Chinese will take it away.  ;D

http://warkitty.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/selection_123_44-490x343.jpg

Not a place to go if you are on a diet.


but if you're on a diet then you're already fat... so not a place to go if you are thin  ;D

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cannibals.  ;D

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I LOVE IT!!!!! O0

I LOVE IT!!!!! O0


But who'd eat kids?  ???

But who'd eat kids?  ???



anything that makes the little kiddies disappear is a good plan in my book!

anything that makes the little kiddies disappear is a good plan in my book!


the japanese would do anything.

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I wonder what the conditions are.  :o

I wonder what the conditions are.  :o


hmmm good point

It isn't cool to make fun of the tragedy at Kent State.  >:( >:( >:(


http://www.ratemyeverything.net/ImageDatabase/PostImages/1502/Large/9_11_Chess.jpg

So I suppose the chess set's right out, huh?  At least that damn seal didn't show up.

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Back on topic, will ya take the tragedy of the people who thought that health care reform was gonna be more awesome than the Second Coming? :)

I LOVE IT!!!!! O0

Buffet time!

Buffet time!


Kid Buffet.

Kid Buffet.

Octomom better not go there.

Kid Buffet.


Is that like Jimmy Buffet but smaller?

Octomom better not go there.


or The Old Woman who lived in a shoe.

or The Old Woman who lived in a shoe.

Isn't she Octomum?

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/fail-owned-wheelchair-tablet-accessibility-fail.jpg

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/fail-owned-wheelchair-tablet-accessibility-fail.jpg


Yes...that should work just fine!

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could be for midgets in a wheelchair. ???

could be for midgets in a wheelchair. ???

How does the wheelchair go up the stairs?  (whether midgets or not)

How does the wheelchair go up the stairs?  (whether midgets or not)


Wow,I have no clue.  ???

Wow,I have no clue.  ???

...and that's why the picture is wrong.

...and that's why the picture is wrong.


maybe they made it for a reason.

maybe they made it for a reason.

And the reason would be....

And the reason would be....


sort of like a handicapped sign.

sort of like a handicapped sign.

for a person in a wheelchair to walk up the stairs

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/fail-owned-wheelchair-tablet-accessibility-fail.jpg


They forgot to put little sticks to try and make ramps.  ;D

How does the wheelchair go up the stairs?  (whether midgets or not)


but it works for some one walking with a cane... sort of...

http://www.failking.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/ray-charles-fail.jpg

Uh Ray..The microphone is on the other end.  ;D


http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/fail-owned-wonder-braille-fail.jpg

http://www.failking.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/diving-board-fail.jpg


Ouch.

http://www.failking.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/diving-board-fail.jpg


Ouch.


ouch is right.  :o

ouch is right.  :o

Diving can be dangerous.

Diving can be dangerous.



and if you hit your head?  :o

Poor kid. that must have hurt! I hope she wasn't seriously injured.

Well..they DO coach to dive head first... :-\\

Well..they DO coach to dive head first... :-\\

This girl must have done a flip or summersault.

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/epic-fail-forest-sign-fail.jpg

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/epic-fail-forest-sign-fail.jpg


Now that's retarded.^  ::)

Now that's retarded.^  ::)

Sounds like sometyhing said in the TV Show Kung Fu..Walk without walking...grasshopper.

100 PAGES OF WRONG!

100 pages of wrong on the wall
100 pages of wrong..

100 pages of wrong on the wall
100 pages of wrong..




You take one down, pass it around.... KYOURYUU SENTAI JEWRANGER!!!

KYOURYUU SENTAI JEWRANGER!!!

Subtitles?

Subtitles?


Dinosaur Task Force Jewranger. And it's actually "Zyuranger" but it's pronounced Jewranger. It's the Japanese show that Mighty Morphin Power Rangers was based on, and it also sparked an internet fad on the site You're The Man Now, Dawg!

Dinosaur Task Force Jewranger. And it's actually "Zyuranger" but it's pronounced Jewranger. It's the Japanese show that Mighty Morphin Power Rangers was based on, and it also sparked an internet fad on the site You're The Man Now, Dawg!

Never saw the Power rangers...Passed my time I suppose.

Never saw the Power rangers...Passed my time I suppose.


They were HUGE in the 90s, but a few years later they lost popularity. I didn't care much for them, but the Sentai shows by which they were based on ROCKED! And were a lot less kiddy.

They were HUGE in the 90s, but a few years later they lost popularity. I didn't care much for them, but the Sentai shows by which they were based on ROCKED! And were a lot less kiddy.

I began to watch cartoons in the mid to late 1960s.

I began to watch cartoons in the mid to late 1960s.


Actually, Power Rangers/Sentai are live action. They wear spandex jumpsuits and bike helmets and fight villains that look like Sci-Fi Pictures Originals rejects. Very cheesy, yet oddly addictive.