it sounds painful for me!



sure does.  ;D

http://eatmypotato.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/pooping_santa.jpg

OK, just what is it with the Caganer figure?  I'm thinking this is something out of Japan, and I discover it's a Catalan thing.  Just goes to show you that not even Japan has a monopoly on scatalogical displays of WTF.

In a bathroom not good certain what he's aten

http://eatmypotato.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/pooping_santa.jpg

OK, just what is it with the Caganer figure?  I'm thinking this is something out of Japan, and I discover it's a Catalan thing.  Just goes to show you that not even Japan has a monopoly on scatalogical displays of WTF.


even the people don't know what's going on.  ;D

http://eatmypotato.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/pooping_santa.jpg

OK, just what is it with the Caganer figure?  I'm thinking this is something out of Japan, and I discover it's a Catalan thing.  Just goes to show you that not even Japan has a monopoly on scatalogical displays of WTF.
Caganer

http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d71/Lukecash/WOWJUSTWOW2.jpg

On the other hand, the reviews of the book are hilarious!

http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d71/Lukecash/WOWJUSTWOW2.jpg

On the other hand, the reviews of the book are hilarious!


should be a good read.

should be a good read.


No thanks.

http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/hh80/dante41/1320698555808.png

The grand jury report was bad enough.

Silly me, posting that caganer. 

http://www.ibiblio.org/Dave/Dr-Fun/df200312/df20031210.jpg

Everybody knows we can't have Christmas sales until Thanksgiving's over with.

http://hackedirl.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/epic-win-photos-timely-chalk-sign-win.jpg

So, what's for dinner, offic-*AAAAAAAAAAAAUuuugggghhhhh...*

On the other hand, the reviews of the book are hilarious!
a great read for someone without a soul!

http://findlaydonnan.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/ronald-mcdonald.jpg?w=497&h=327

She's Lovin' It.  :D

woof

http://fc03.deviantart.net/fs21/f/2007/301/1/1/Terrance_and_Phillip_Halloween_by_Tulloran.jpg

And then things got weird.

they should be eating at the table



http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc153/rocksannwastaken/cross-chair.jpg

Nice legs on that chair!

http://www.interbutt.org/plog-content/images/sfwmaybe/general-coolfunny/realdolls.jpg

Yup, now it's getting creepy.

Nice legs on that chair!

http://www.interbutt.org/plog-content/images/sfwmaybe/general-coolfunny/realdolls.jpg

Yup, now it's getting creepy.


Is there any room in it for me?  :D

Is there any room in it for me?  :D



Um...Howard. You do realize those are dolls, right?



Cat

Um...Howard. You do realize those are dolls, right?



Cat




Sadly, I think he does.  8-P

Um...Howard. You do realize those are dolls, right?



Cat


I'm just kidding.

Sadly, I think he does.  8-P


This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You take the blue pill - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill - you click the next five links and I show you just how deep the rabbit-hole goes.

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_luzr7vTzRD1r692m1o1_500.png

Links go to segments 1-5 of Guys and Dolls, a 1-hour BBC documentary: Safe for BBC, but probably not safe for work, and definitely not safe for sanity.  

Or you could just take the blue pill.  But you won't.  (It's OK.  Neither did I.)

I wanted a purple button

I wanted a purple button


Oh, no.  You don't want to do that.  If you try to take both pills, the Matrix gets all glitchy.

Back to something safe and comforting, like Barbie dolls.

http://www.awwwards.com/awards/images/2011/03/Killer-Barbies-mariel-clayton-10.jpg

Oh dear.

http://koikoikoi.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/Can-I-claim-that-as-a-deduction-SMALL.jpg

There's a glitch.

http://www.designboom.com/cms/images/erica/-----barbie/barbie04.jpg

In the Matrix.

http://c0170361.cdn.cloudfiles.rackspacecloud.com/2927363_242160_6b88af67bb_l.jpg

The demented genius behind this photography is Mariel Clayton (who clearly took both the red pill and the blue pill), she's been gracious to share her art with much of the blogosphere, and these are some of the tame ones.

you're right

which button to know how deep the gopher hole is?

which button to know how deep the gopher hole is?


It's not exactly a gopher hole...

http://i1233.photobucket.com/albums/ff386/cscanlon7/25.jpg

...but there's enough time left in the year to wish your friends and cow orkers a Merry Christmas.

can we ask these people what poop tastes like?

can we ask these people what poop tastes like?


Sure. You do the surgery to separate 'em!

I yank the string out and ...

would you like me to explain the whole process now that I've got it all figured out?

would you like me to explain the whole process now that I've got it all figured out?


Naw, I got this.

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/713e6dd9-ae53-46f5-8b00-722d4d7e60a1.jpg

I've seen enough Disney cartoons in my day.  It's like starting a lawnmower, right?

Naw, I got this.

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/713e6dd9-ae53-46f5-8b00-722d4d7e60a1.jpg

I've seen enough Disney cartoons in my day.  It's like starting a lawnmower, right?


;D

I don't know how you do it , but http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc153/rocksannwastaken/awesomelawnmowing.gif

I don't know how you do it , but http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc153/rocksannwastaken/awesomelawnmowing.gif


Well, I can't take credit for all of it.  I get by with a little help from my friends.

http://i1089.photobucket.com/albums/i349/JelloBrick/American-History1.jpg

At 12000 posts and counting, it's day three of LP400, and assuming 50 posts per page, it's got ponies in the 10s, Zooey Deschanel in the 30s, black-and-white movies in the 80s, retro video games on page 105.  It's mostly wrapped back around to silver screen fans (and ponies) by the mid-250s.  And I've skipped over some gigantic buckets-o-WTF in between.

In the meantime, have some cake.

http://img851.imageshack.us/img851/804/funnycakebabymiscarriag.jpg

It's not the wrongest thing in that thread, but it is delicious cake. You must eat it.

Well, I can't take credit for all of it.  I get by with a little help from my friends.

http://i1089.photobucket.com/albums/i349/JelloBrick/American-History1.jpg

At 12000 posts and counting, it's day three of LP400, and assuming 50 posts per page, it's got ponies in the 10s, Zooey Deschanel in the 30s, black-and-white movies in the 80s, retro video games on page 105.  It's mostly wrapped back around to silver screen fans (and ponies) by the mid-250s.  And I've skipped over some gigantic buckets-o-WTF in between.

In the meantime, have some cake.

http://img851.imageshack.us/img851/804/funnycakebabymiscarriag.jpg

It's not the wrongest thing in that thread, but it is delicious cake. You must eat it.


If that isn't the stupidest thing I've ever seen.^ ::)

http://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/408693_218386004903998_194650670610865_474327_27419691_n.jpg



Ha HA HA!!!!

http://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/408693_218386004903998_194650670610865_474327_27419691_n.jpg



Ha HA HA!!!!



I was thinking that it was wrong because the stop sign made you stop on the tracks. It took me a while to SEE it.  :D ;D ;D ;D ;D




Cat

I was thinking that it was wrong because the stop sign made you stop on the tracks. It took me a while to SEE it.  :D ;D ;D ;D ;D




Cat


;D

looks like a comfortable seat to me.

http://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/408693_218386004903998_194650670610865_474327_27419691_n.jpg



Ha HA HA!!!!


What's he waiting for?  ;D

maybe i'm insane, but i find the miscarriage cake a little touching.

If eggs didn't bother me, I'd just eat the cake

maybe i'm insane, but i find the miscarriage cake a little touching.


why would give a woman a cake after a miscarriage?  ::)

http://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/408693_218386004903998_194650670610865_474327_27419691_n.jpg



Ha HA HA!!!!


Hey miss finger, that must be hurting a lot, didn't you watch " Cannibal holocaust" ?

why would give a woman a cake after a miscarriage?  ::)
what would YOU give a woman after a miscarriage? since any gift (outside a case of hard liquor) seems inadequate, i figure a cake is as good as anything.

what would YOU give a woman after a miscarriage? since any gift (outside a case of hard liquor) seems inadequate, i figure a cake is as good as anything.


I've given flowers...

I've given flowers...
yeah, that's fair. i get the sense the cake is from the would-be father, though. not sure why i think that.

yeah, that's fair. i get the sense the cake is from the would-be father, though. not sure why i think that.


Cause it says "I still love you?"

That's a little messed up, actually.  You know?

What's he waiting for?  ;D


who?

on the other hand, if you want a REALLY offensive miscarriage cake...

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT1Oaa2egCZAM_Th3AC_QYkMjKYoq4A0i2TzgBzU0vzKhevaVaTvIm828FZ

Cause it says "I still love you?"

That's a little messed up, actually.  You know?
i suppose it could be. it depends what kind of relationship they have and what sort of people they are. maybe she's someone who just congenitally worries about whether her SO's really love her, and then with something like this, you'd want to say it in no uncertain terms. out loud would be the better option, plainly, but maybe he did that too. it's not really my area of expertise but i've read a lot of women feel guilt when they miscarry, it's not really rational but understandable. and then that part wouldn't be, "I know you weren't up to carrying my child to term but i've decided to be merciful and continue to love you even though your weakness is disappointing to me," it's, "I know you so I know you're blaming yourself even though you shouldn't and doubting yourself, but you have no need to; I'm still here."

the fact that it's completely out of context makes it hard to draw definite conclusions but my first reaction was that it made me sad and i guess my thought is, if the cake-purchaser (!) was with her long enough and committedly enough for them to try and have a child together, then hopefully they knew each other long enough that he was all, of course a miscarriage cake would look strange to an outsider but would be just the thing my GF/wife would want. maybe she's a baker herself. i dunno.

then again, maybe the hubby's an insensitive douchebag. in which case he sent that message unequivocably with his douchecake. and that would still kinda make it a win-win. She'd be like, thank god i didn't have a kid with this jerk.

It all depends if it was a chocolate cake. He would have been better off giving her half gallon of Rocky Road ice cream-or just about anything from Ben & Jerry's.




Cat 

on the other hand, if you want a REALLY offensive miscarriage cake...

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT1Oaa2egCZAM_Th3AC_QYkMjKYoq4A0i2TzgBzU0vzKhevaVaTvIm828FZ


Actually, I think that's a c-section cake.

Actually, I think that's a c-section cake.
Well, except in that case the sign would say "on with the show, this is it"

Well, except in that case the sign would say "on with the show, this is it"




Or it was served at the end of a baby shower for a scheduled c-section.  :-\\

Or it could be for a c-section for a woman who had decided this was her last pregnancy....ie too many kids already (ahem I'm talking you Mrs Duggar) or maybe they planned for a certain number this one filled the quota  ;D

on the other hand, if you want a REALLY offensive miscarriage cake...
http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT1Oaa2egCZAM_Th3AC_QYkMjKYoq4A0i2TzgBzU0vzKhevaVaTvIm828FZ


If at first you don't conceive, try, try again!


Well, except in that case the sign would say "on with the show, this is it"


"That's what she said!"

http://i1089.photobucket.com/albums/i349/JelloBrick/SweetandEasy.jpg

Overture, cake or death?
This is it, we'll hit the depths!
And to what depths we'll sink?
On with the show, image-link!

what would YOU give a woman after a miscarriage? since any gift (outside a case of hard liquor) seems inadequate, i figure a cake is as good as anything.


A "Sorry about your miscarriage" card.

I've given flowers...


I would've done that too.

who?



the guy on the top.

on the other hand, if you want a REALLY offensive miscarriage cake...

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT1Oaa2egCZAM_Th3AC_QYkMjKYoq4A0i2TzgBzU0vzKhevaVaTvIm828FZ


Now that's cool. ;D

the guy on the top.


I think you need your eyes testing

A "Sorry about your miscarriage" card.


http://wishfulfillmenteveryday.blogspot.com/2011/11/sorry-about-your-miscarriage-heres-some.html

He said that I seemed to have "expelled everything nicely," (gee thanks, I try) and that I should start to feel normal in 2-4 more weeks. Say what, now? Why so long? Told me that my next period would suck. I told him they said that before, when my HCG was falling, and I only bled for two days. He said that wasn't a period, just a miscarriage. Well, dude...I'm only going by what the other freaking doctor told me OKAY. So apparently, my next NEXT period, in 2-4 weeks, will suck, and then I'll be normal. And then he gave me Advil.

Sorry about your miscarriage, here's some Advil.

It's probably wrong that I found that part to be funny, but dang. How about, sorry about your miscarriage, here's some Ben and flippin' Jerry's. Or sorry about your miscarriage, have a gift card to the Gap on us.

Take note, OB/GYN's: the recently miscarried want rooms that are not filled to the celing with smiling baby faces, and they'd like Gap gift cards in lieu of medication, please. In fact, when you're walking into the smiling baby face-less room to tell someone she's having a miscarriage, just go ahead and come in armed with a peppermint mocha in one hand and Phish Food in the other. Seriously. I'm not kidding. I'm kind of mad that I'm even having to tell you this.



I like the Ben and Jerry's idea myself, although it's no custom cake or anything.

I think you need your eyes testing


agreed!  ;D

I think you need your eyes testing


I think if you look to your right you see a person on top.

I think if you look to your right you see a person on top.



I think if you look closer you'll see it's not a person. 

I think if you look closer you'll see it's not a person. 


I am surprised he didn't recognize it for what it is. ;D

I am surprised he didn't recognize it for what it is. ;D


me too!  ;D

looks like a comfortable seat to me.


What happened to your signature?

what signature?

I think if you look closer you'll see it's not a person. 


then what is it?  ::)

then what is it?  ::)


If you don't know.... :-X

what signature?

I think he means the picture at the bottom of your posts...it says "This image or video has been deleted."

If you don't know.... :-X


http://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/408693_218386004903998_194650670610865_474327_27419691_n.jpg

The guy on the railroad gate opener.

I think he means the picture at the bottom of your posts...it says "This image or video has been deleted."


oh yes, that.  Well I have been doing a lot of moving in photobucket.  or could my picture be block ed      http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc153/rocksannwastaken/unsorted2/legojes160.jpg

http://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/408693_218386004903998_194650670610865_474327_27419691_n.jpg

The guy on the railroad gate opener.
that appears to be an inflatable, and inflated, sex doll, Howard, impaled through the crotch by a railroad crossing arm. There's a minute chance it might be a crash test dummy, however.

oh yes, that.  Well I have been doing a lot of moving in photobucket.  or could my picture be block ed      http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc153/rocksannwastaken/unsorted2/legojes160.jpg

Yeah, I guess that's what happens on Photobucket. I still haven't created an account there yet

that appears to be an inflatable, and inflated, sex doll, Howard, impaled through the crotch by a railroad crossing arm. There's a minute chance it might be a crash test dummy, however.


I applaud your exhaustive attempt to outline all possible hypotheses, however improbable.

http://www.mileanhour.com/files/2010/3/hiddentalent.jpg

But just for once, can't we look at an image for what it is and not imagine a 60-Hz sine wave in brightness that illuminates the subject such that two peaks (out of eight) in image fidelity (corresponding to two 60Hz peaks of brightness in local illumination) don't indicate an exposure time of 1/8 (as in 8/64ths) of a second?

Yeah, me neither.

that appears to be an inflatable, and inflated, sex doll, Howard, impaled through the crotch by a railroad crossing arm. There's a minute chance it might be a crash test dummy, however.


Oh Ok So that's what it was.  ;D

I applaud your exhaustive attempt to outline all possible hypotheses, however improbable.

http://www.mileanhour.com/files/2010/3/hiddentalent.jpg

But just for once, can't we look at an image for what it is and not imagine a 60-Hz sine wave in brightness that illuminates the subject such that two peaks (out of eight) in image fidelity (corresponding to two 60Hz peaks of brightness in local illumination) don't indicate an exposure time of 1/8 (as in 8/64ths) of a second?

Yeah, me neither.


looks like a Q tip up her butt. ;D

no it doesn't

what signature?


Even when it's a picture I call it a signature for some reason.


I think he means the picture at the bottom of your posts...it says "This image or video has been deleted."


That.

I knew what you meant and I call it my signature line.

Even when it's a picture I call it a signature for some reason.

That.


Possibly because that's the term used for pictures/text/anything below one's post.

I've had to adjust mine over the years whenever the dolphins failed to move or even show up.

well these block heads have a whole Lego album for themselves now and like I said somewhere, I moved the other one of my live videos from the past over there.  Nothing new right now and actually I'm just starting to get you to visiting my site without signing in, making it more user friendly for other people because finding things is harder.


http://s219.photobucket.com/profile/rocksannwastaken

A whole album of Lego?

http://www.bricktestament.com/the_life_of_jesus/jesus_is_born_02/lk01_35.jpg
http://www.bricktestament.com/the_life_of_jesus/jesus_is_born_02/lk01_38.jpg

"And the angel left her."

Merry Christmas from The Brick Testament.

aben