Smite back at ya - as I am here now and where are you ???


But it certainly was a fair comment...

:-\\Must be a Canadian thing ::)


;D ;D ;D



lol....its certainly news to me... but now I must try it!

Smite back at ya - as I am here now and where are you ???


right behind ya ......






BOO!!!!

right behind ya ......






BOO!!!!
You had to drag Peter with :P



;D ;D ;D

You had to drag Peter with :P



;D ;D ;D


can't shake him... believe me... I've tried!  ;D

can't shake him... believe me... I've tried!  ;D
He is something like a parasite (once they attach they are hard to get off) :P

;)
;D

He is something like a parasite (once they attach they are hard to get off) :P

;)
;D


If I had feelings .. I could be hurt by those comments! However, I don't ...but I smite you both!!! :P

If I had feelings .. I could be hurt by those comments! However, I don't ...but I smite you both!!! :P
Hmmmm - I have heard if you hang water in a ziploc with a penny in it....... ::)


;D ;D ;D

Hmmmm - I have heard if you hang water in a ziploc with a penny in it....... ::)


;D ;D ;D


Not so strangely...I have NO idea what that meant!  :o  ...but I just know it's not good! :-\\

Not so strangely...I have NO idea what that meant!  :o  ...but I just know it's not good! :-\\
that's all right - other's who read this thread will  ::)

;D ;D ;D

I smite gibbo for not reading all of the thread.

And I smite sami for missing this opportunity to smite gibbo

I smite Jessica for de-leeting!  WTH?


Seconded.  Now I've gotta be sarcastic on behalf of the entire board.  Big shoes to fill, and I've got Karma to burn, but goddammit, it was nice to know the lulz were in good hands when I wasn't online.

Seconded.  Now I've gotta be sarcastic on behalf of the entire board.  Big shoes to fill, and I've got Karma to burn, but goddammit, it was nice to know the lulz were in good hands when I wasn't online.


there's nothing else for it Foo - you'll just have to give sleeping

there's nothing else for it Foo - you'll just have to give sleeping
I smite Karen for not making sense, or is that proper English ???

;)

;D

I smite Karen for not making sense, or is that proper English ???

;)

;D


up

up
;D

I can't smite me for not smiting anyone or anything in a while.

there's nothing else for it Foo - you'll just have to give sleeping


(Brain the size of a planet, and they ask me to stay awake.  Life's boring enough without having to be awake for it...)

A big fat, juicy vegetarian smite to my father-in-law

A quit calling so damned much smite to my mother-in-law  :-X

I can't smite me for not smiting anyone or anything in a while.

Can I smite you then?

I think I will...just because you said you haven't smitten in a while.

I smite the mosquito that got my wife around her left eye and it's all swollen now.
Death to mosquitos.

Actually, it isn't hard to keep up Howard... you do fine keeping up with all the other threads. :D

Smite to Howard 'coz he is whining he can't keep up when he has proven he actually can! 8)



I'm sorry I'm trying to beat Philip in the post game. ;D

Howard can't beat Philip, Philip has less of a life outside 00ze than Howard does ;D

A big fat, juicy vegetarian smite to my father-in-law

A quit calling so damned much smite to my mother-in-law  :-X



Aus Jus: not quite gravy; not quite blood!  ;D   

Can I smite you then?

I think I will...just because you said you haven't smitten in a while.


Yes please a nice little spanking like smite so I don't forget any more.

A big fat, juicy vegetarian smite to my father-in-law




Aus Jus: not quite gravy; not quite blood!  ;D   


lol

Well, I'm not smiting him due to his vegetarianism, It would be great if I could do that, but I like steak too much.

I'm smiting him because he was supposed to stay at our house for several days, so I went out and bought stuff that he could eat.  Then he leaves without eating any of it (except for some grapes and radishes that I packed in a ziplock container for him).  ::)

What a waste of money.  I guess I will be eating the stuff in the next day or two.  :-\\

lol

Well, I'm not smiting him due to his vegetarianism, It would be great if I could do that, but I like steak too much.

I'm smiting him because he was supposed to stay at our house for several days, so I went out and bought stuff that he could eat.  Then he leaves without eating any of it (except for some grapes and radishes that I packed in a ziplock container for him).   ::)

What a waste of money.  I guess I will be eating the stuff in the next day or two.   :-\\


bummer.... see that's why I never invite people to stay with me!

I smite rude waitresses

Howard can't beat Philip, Philip has less of a life outside 00ze than Howard does ;D


Phillip doesn't ooze,I exude oozeness.

Phillip doesn't ooze,I exude oozeness.


;D

I smite Phil.

I smite days that seem to go buy too quickly when you don't want them to.

I smite days that seem to go buy too quickly when you don't want them to.


Me Too.

I smite days that seem to go buy too quickly when you don't want them to.

Yes. Agreed

I smite poop!  ;D

I smite poop!  ;D


poop smite.

Smite to the Astros' lack of offense :P

Smite to the Astros' lack of offense :P

Days of the killer B's are gone ( Biggio, Bagwell, etc..)

I smite radio announcers who like to talk during a song.

I smite people who don't want to come to work on Sundays.

I smite Howard to posting here first instead of last in his postwh0re surge this morning, thus putting this thread on page 2 of WotW.  :D

I smite the feeling of disappointment.

I smite the feeling of disappointment.


Kick 'em when they're down! :D

I smite Howard to posting here first instead of last in his postwh0re surge this morning, thus putting this thread on page 2 of WotW.  :D


Sorry I was in a hurry.

I smite Q for mentioning poop...

and I smite Howard for restating Q's poop smite  :P

honestly people do we have to talk of poop, there is such more fun to talk about :P


:D

I smite Q for mentioning poop...

and I smite Howard for restating Q's poop smite  :P

honestly people do we have to talk of poop, there is such more fun to talk about :P


:D


you missed out on a fun with poop thread whistle and I were engaged in..... I'd be happy to send you the link...its actually quite entertaining.

Smite to nally and Frank for posting in the Profile Bandit thread before other people had time to spot their new names.

Smite to nally and Frank for posting in the Profile Bandit thread before other people had time to spot their new names.



smite to karen for beating me to the punch!!!  :)

oh and actually..... smite to A-Rod sucks for actually giving away the answers to all three latest victims..... at least give us a chance not just to discover them but also sort them out for ourselves...

and smite to Yankee Hater because I actually like the Yankees! They were Christine Cagney's favorite team and that's enough for me!  8)

smite to karen for beating me to the punch!!!  :)


you gave me the idea!



and smite to Yankee Hater because I actually like the Yankees! They were Christine Cagney's favorite team and that's enough for me!  8)


smite to snoz for admitting being a Yankees fan

you gave me the idea!

smite to snoz for admitting being a Yankees fan



Whatever, I don't even watch baseball but if I did I would root for the Yankees because in my universe Chris Cagney does....  :P  and I think Rosie O'D might be a fan too...and that's also good enough for me!

smite to pharaoh nasal fruit coz when Jeff had his ID changed, I was dying to have mine done, so naturally I commented on it and it was done, and I added anabel too coz I think she'd like it.

I smite earaches, headaches, sore throats and knee pain.

I'm falling apart rather rapidly.  :\'(

^ Smite all of the above for me too.  Sorry you're feeling crappy, Patty!

^ Smite all of the above for me too.  Sorry you're feeling crappy, Patty!


awww thanks Shannon.  I can't mention the "k" word in here (lest I be smited/smitten) so suffice to say  :-*

I smite Q for mentioning poop...

and I smite Howard for restating Q's poop smite  :P

honestly people do we have to talk of poop, there is such more fun to talk about :P


:D



No one can get enough poop.

No one can get enough poop.


Eat less fruit!!!! ;)

Eat less fruit!!!! ;)


Does Bananas count?

Does Bananas count?


No ... bananas rarely count ... as they have no brain...or mouths (if counting aloud) :D

No ... bananas rarely count ... as they have no brain...or mouths (if counting aloud) :D



I eat more fruit.

I eat more fruit.


Then you shall be forever pooping!

Then you shall be forever pooping!


Shouldn't I be eating prunes,I mean that's a fruit. ???

I smite Howard and gibbo for the above conversation. :D

I smite relievers not throwing strikes :D

I smite baseball and all the baseball talk...and all those who talk baseball in the smite club.... 

I also smite poop again and Howard and gibbo who should have directed their crappy conversation to the poop thread.

I smite earaches, headaches, sore throats and knee pain.

I'm falling apart rather rapidly.   :\'(


I smite your ability to fall apart. :(

I smite baseball and all the baseball talk...and all those who talk baseball in the smite club.... 


then count me in... cuz I smite Manny ; he popped out to right field to end the game w/ bases loaded.

I smite Howard and gibbo for the above conversation. :D


Let him apologize,not me. :P

I smite waitresses who expect a 20% tip when they act snotty and aloof

I smite waitresses who expect a 20% tip when they act snotty and aloof


Then don't give them a dime.

Let him apologize,not me. :P


I smite Howard for thinking an apology was needed! I DON'T APOLOGISE!!!! :P

Then don't give them a dime.

I think it's more insulting to them if you leave 3 pennies, instead of nothing.

I think it's more insulting to them if you leave 3 pennies, instead of nothing.


How about an I.O.U for 3 pennies?

Smite to everyone who didn't get reply #7100 :P

Smite to everyone who didn't get reply #7100 :P

Smite to everyone who doesn't smite post 7100

Smite to everyone who doesn't smite post 7100


That would be reply #7099...which is Gibbo!  :D :D :D

Then don't give them a dime.


Exactly!!! O0

I never, ever tip if the serivce is bad. The only time tipping is expected is if there's a large party and they add the gratuity on for you. Of the serivce is really bad (if I were  in a large party) I would  ask to see the manager and negotiate the gratuity charge.

Exactly!!! O0

I never, ever tip if the serivce is bad. The only time tipping is expected is if there's a large party and they add the gratuity on for you. if the serivce is really bad (if I were in a large party) I would ask to see the manager and negotiate the gratuity charge.



I've been in a situation involving bad service in a restaurant before, with low-quality food, and we've asked to see the manager sometimes, and we've gotten the defective food deducted from the bill.

Exactly!!! O0

I never, ever tip if the serivce is bad. The only time tipping is expected is if there's a large party and they add the gratuity on for you. Of the serivce is really bad (if I were  in a large party) I would  ask to see the manager and negotiate the gratuity charge.



I leave a few pennies. I think that gets them even more upset (coz if you leave nothing, they might question that you might have forgotten to leave a tip). My way, they know you didn't forget.

Oh, I also smite the "An Error Has Occurred!" message.

I just tried logging out, and it said:

An Error Has Occurred!
Session verification failed. Please try logging out and back in again, and then try again. 


So I had to log back in and post this.

I've been in a situation involving bad service in a restaurant before, with low-quality food, and we've asked to see the manager sometimes, and we've gotten the defective food deducted from the bill.


Yeah Ive done that too but if the food is bad it's not the servers fault so if their service is good I'll still tip.

I've been in a situation involving bad service in a restaurant before, with low-quality food, and we've asked to see the manager sometimes, and we've gotten the defective food deducted from the bill.

This happened to me last week, they didn't deduct from the bill, but gave us free Ice cream. Wasn't the server's fault that the food was bad, so I still gave a usual tip to her.

I leave a few pennies. I think that gets them even more upset (coz if you leave nothing, they might question that you might have forgotten to leave a tip). My way, they know you didn't forget.

I've done that too but rather than leave pennies I'd pay the bill in dollars. Say it's 14.81 I'll pay $15 then when the server asks if I need change I'll say no. They haven't seen how much I paid because it's I'm that book thing so they assume there's a tip. Yeah there is.... 19 cents  ;D

I've done that too but rather than leave pennies I'd pay the bill in dollars. Say it's 14.81 I'll pay $15 then when the server asks if I need change I'll say no. They haven't seen how much I paid because it's I'm that book thing so they assume there's a tip. Yeah there is.... 19 cents  ;D

That works.  http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/06/luxhello.gif

That works.  http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/06/luxhello.gif

Yep. Would work for me too.

I smite my Aunt Liz.

I also smite users who log in only to post a solicitation spam message, saying things like "We offer a sale on (such and such a product)", complete with their web site name at the end. The most recent user to do that is oulee09. Smite to him/her/it/banjo.

smite the Yankees coz they won against Roy Halliday.

(AROID SUCKS)

I smite housework

I think it's more insulting to them if you leave 3 pennies, instead of nothing.


that's insulting the chef.

I leave a few pennies. I think that gets them even more upset (coz if you leave nothing, they might question that you might have forgotten to leave a tip). My way, they know you didn't forget.


How about leaving at least a dollar or 2?  ???

I smite Philip Eno.

I smite housework


Put a smite in for me as well.  It always needs done.  Blah!

Smite to lame experiments :P

^You really should do more "fun" experiments, like making a baking soda/vinegar volcano or Diet Coke & Mentos Geyser Eruption


I smite humidity, it is the bane of my existence.

Another smite goes to "wrong numbers", especially bogus ones that appear on my caller ID. 8-P One such number appeared just now. I could tell it was bogus because it had a zero as the first digit of the prefix, (xxx-0xx-xxxx) which I know is not valid for a phone number in the U.S.

I smite people on the bus who talk SO LOUD beside you.

I smite people on the bus who talk SO LOUD beside you.

I agree. I've heard people do that too on public transportation. As Stephaine on Full House would say, How rude!

I smite crows again.
Shoot em all hahahahaha!
http://www.clipartguide.com/_named_clipart_images/0511-0809-0313-1607_Crazy_Man_Wearing_a_Straight_Jacket_clipart_image.jpg

I smite all who haven't voted for me - if you are not a member of the club I won't say why....
            IF you are a member of the club - Becuase it is my birthday and I want to win!!!!!

;D ;D ;D


Smite to 2kidsami because I'm currently trying to tally up the score and I have no freakin' idea how to add this one (since voting is anonymous, duh!)  ;D

Smite to 2kidsami because I'm currently trying to tally up the score and I have no freakin' idea how to add this one (since voting is anonymous, duh!)   ;D


Just add one to everyone's total as part of the Fair and Equal Smite Treatment Act of 2009 (FESTA) :D

I smite people on the bus who talk SO LOUD beside you.


I get the very same thing on the buses too.  ::) >:(

Smite to 2kidsami because I'm currently trying to tally up the score and I have no freakin' idea how to add this one (since voting is anonymous, duh!)   ;D


I think I'd skip that one.  Or add one to every smite club member that entered the competition as well.

Just add one to everyone's total as part of the Fair and Equal Smite Treatment Act of 2009 (FESTA) :D


The word festa has already been taken.

 

The word festa has already been taken.

 


OK then, the Fair Intent Smite Treatment.  FIST.

I smite Howard for making me change the acronym. :D

OK then, the Fair Intent Smite Treatment.  FIST.

I smite Howard for making me change the acronym. :D


not my fault.  :P

not my fault.  :P


If you had kept your mouth shut about festa, I wouldn't have to smite you with an iron FIST. :D

If you had kept your mouth shut about festa, I wouldn't have to smite you with an iron FIST. :D


HAHA,like you'd do that.  ;D

HAHA,like you'd do that.  ;D






























































































































*sigh*

There was a lot of silence before.

There was a lot of silence before.


I'll smite you tomorrow for it. :D

I'll smite you tomorrow for it. :D


I'll be on after 5pm.

New smite tally (hadn't been done since end of June (nearly 70 pages of smite since then!  :o - besides I'm bored, hot and cranky)
We're up to date until post #7138

Members:

*Ash* 83
2kidsami  113
Al-B  67
anabel  22
Badfinger-Fan   125
barefootrobin   54
Belle du Jour    121
Below Average Dave  17
Big Nasty 51
Bobo  66
Bookmistress4ever  145
Dagwood/Dagnabbit    176
Dizzy  114
Foo Bar    112
Frank  8
gibbo 76
Gis  153
greenjello 58
Henk   147
Howard   672
JamieMcBain  43
Jessica  170
Karen   163
Ladybug316  173
MaxwellSmart 71
Meat   107
Michael C. 9
Midas  362
nally 104
Quirk   88
Reynolds1863   162
Rice Cube   137
seamermar 64
Silver power 19
snozberries  319
Son of Tam   46
stepchan 54
Tia   215
Tam   231
Username Deleted   121
wildcard    34
womble 12

Everyone else:

80sfan   4
90steen 1
Adagio 26
agoraphobicwacko 1
Arc  2
Archill25   1
Australian80schild 2
azx1210 1  
Bill 1
BlueMolly2006 1
Bobby 5
Bobby36 1
Brian 2
Catwoman 7
ChuckyG 6
claybricks 1
Coco pup 4
Davester 2
Davey Thrashmister   1
DD (?) 8
Debbie 3
DelRio  1
Doc Brown 15 + 1 super-duper bitchy smite
digger 4
Dude111    ∞
Frenchie/Arc/Denise/Zap/Jack/Tami   2
Good Gal  1
guest cassie or whatever  7
GWBush2004 3
gypsy road 2
Haman Caiaphas  2
hawktheslayer 2
hot wax 1
jacks 1
jessssbeans 2
johnny5alive 4
Johnny_D 2
kyle23 4
ladyhawk 1
lyricboy 4
Macphisto 6
Marian 3
Marty McFly 42
Mickey D 2
midnite 4
Mr. Cleveland 5
mushroom 3
Never Duplicated 2
Ninny 10
nsr 1
philbo 2
philip eno 72
robocopth1 6
Sammy Reed 2
Satan’s Dad 8
saver/iquestion ∞    23
seeburg220   1
SemperYoda  1
Sharky 2
shorssmant 1
statsqueen 4
Star500 2
sweet illest baby 11
Tanya1976 1
Trimac20 4
whistledog 10
woops. 13
VegettoVa90 8
YO DADDY 1
... (aka elipses) 3


walmart   4
OEO
The finger
stupid piece of sh*t crappy assed collection agency, ASShole Acceptance
those drunken buffoons in The Black Hole  
the town council (or whoever else decided today was a holiday and closed the dump)
Gwyneth Paltrow and Robert Downey, Jr.  Iron Man SUCKS!
wildfires   5
The Beavers
Whomever made karen miss all the fun
Miss Piggy
Warner Brothers Movie Productions or whatever the hell they are called
Beaker
Obama   1
The U Scan Machines
the greedy shoppers who only cared about getting "great deals"..and didn't value someone's life 4
Billy Blanks
Sonic, Utz and Kraft
stupid sticky price tickets on gifts
the cheerful holiday atmosphere I feel around here
lice 4
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOklahoma
Morans?
Erin Moran
Snog, snogging etc.
Those lovely people who make Lipton tea
Eddie Izzard
Rice's Dog 2
Red Ant's boss
Patty's dirty house
Kate Bush
elmer's pruple (dries clear) glue
door to door salesmen
First Great Western Trains
McDonald's employees where Snoz was three
Black Ice and The Nissan Murano's Intuitive All Wheel Drive
irresponsible dog/pet owners  2
the woman sat next to Q at the taping of the Sherri Shpeherd Show
The Taliban
Tia’s co-worker
Mantrums and the men who have them
‘professional’ fundraisers
The devil
REALLY, REALLY SMITING the first grader in Sami’s daughters class
The fliers
Santa Ana winds
The guys who washed the carts on the rainy day
Spring
10772
Men who say “clitoris” in front of women
my sat nav or whatever makes it not work when I really need it
Ron Howard for his adaptation of Angels & Demons
the kids for not letting the rabbit have his Trix
the oven instruction book for lying to karen
Miscreants Everywhere!
Ash’s lazy ass
People who wear kilts
5 year-old boys
BM (Boobie Movements?)
Scout Den leader 3
People who water their lawns unnecessarily
Snotty assed Russell kid
Kid who punked Q in the 4th Grade
All the kids who harassed nally in grade school
Grade school bullies
Max the 1st grader (infinite)
Carpenter ants
ASCAP
being too poor for repairs 2
telemarketers 2
bare feet 1
bears 1
late nights 1
Blankets
Blankets who smite Huh
California State Supreme Court 1
Stain Mart 1
Pyrex for hurting Jess' foot 2
ATM Machine 1
Amnesty International 1
Cell phone people 1
Canada 1
Jerkwad customers 2
Astronomy magazine 1
Autoerotic Asphyxiation 1
JOHN JACOB JINGLE HEIMER SCHMIDT 1
Peter Piper's peck of pickled peppers that he picked 1
Peter Cottontail 1
rules 1
PETA 1
some people anabel works with that are idiots 2
Mondays 1
people who drive quickly around car parks 2
nally's old neighbors who were rude to us from 1998 to 2000 1
the organizers of 2kidsami's convention 1
the world 1
Susan Boyle 1
students/former students shooting up Iowa (or any other for that matter) teachers/coaches 2
power outages/failures/surges/whatever you want to call them  1
anyone that gives hearing aids to people and doesn't program them with a volume control when they can 1
Succubi 1
broadcast TV for having nothing on for the next 15 minutes before the Cubs game 1
overpriced replacement parts 1
horny, spraying cats 1
the joker 1
coffee 1
bad-tasting coffee  1
stale doughnuts 1
all Lip Synchers 1
Tom Cruise  1
Gary Bettman 1
moving violations 1
ugly crossing guards 1
Michael Jackson coverage 4
people who call you on the phone that have the wrong number 2
the parking lot 1
ladybug's hot glue gun 5
having to get ready for work 1
the hardwood installer 1
John, anabel's coworker 1
the two stupid assed kids who thought it'd be cool to steal parts off of a traffic light 1
the drunk ass kid who thought it'd be fun to shoplift 1
the 26 dumb asses who thought their fat asses would fit in an elevator Roll Eyes 1
the dumb ass from a southern state who hasn't heard from his girlfriend for three weeks  1
the girlfriend who seems to have disappeared off the planet  1
the 805 area code she called from which prompted him to call us to report her missing  1
the stupid laws that mandate a missing person report cannot be transferred to a more appropriate agency... like  oh I don't know....
  Oxnard PD since the call was made from there... but no... we have to take the call because the boyfriend called us.... 1
Frank's municipal gov'mt for nor providing adequate shelter for our homeless people and trying to sweep them under the rug so that
   everything looks "BEAUTIFUL" in the city when the Olympics come around in 7 months time  1
The big fat suv that is currently parked in front of our house  1
the yard sale shoppers for not coming to Dagnabbit's sale  1
flying home on the 'red-eye' 1
totally being confused about what day of the week it is 1
the high cost of gasoline 1
clowns 1
ladybug's low-rent shanty classless neighbors who may as well forego the education for their children and just send them right to juvie 2
moving 1
the lack of energy I currently possess or rather do not possess 1
Germany for letting their badgers get drunk without a friend to take care of them 1
Germany for invading Poland in 1939  1
that idiot kid who wasted the bus drivers time by using an invalid bus pass and wasting the passengers time  1
Bank Of America 2
the bad news in the newspaper 1
long lines in Dunkin Donuts  1
the busy signal  2
telephone prompts with no option to speak with a live operator 1  
live operators 1
BAC  1
Big Nasty's bad taste in teams 1
noisy motorcycles that think they can race up and down residential streets 1
people who weave in and out of traffic and think it's a friggin video game  2
crows  4
snail trails 1
stupid parents of intelligent pre-school children  1
weird dreams that make you wake up and say "what the hell?" 2
those who were in car crashes,some people just don't know to drive 2
people that just run out in the street without a care 1
research papers...particularly when the transitions are so freaking hard to come by 1
everyone who keeps commenting on facebook and distracting Snoz everytime she gets on a roll   1
what is making wildcard want to doze off every minute  1
being caught in the rain and getting soaked THREE different times today 1
Yankee crows that eat insects!  2
being bored and not having an evil plan today  1
complaints  1
foul smells  1
being broke for my birthday  2
living in a fixer-upper home and not being all too interested in home handyman repair or redecorating  1
ignorant people who stand on the seating in front of you  1
biology taking too much time  1
broken glass in the street and the idiots who leave it there  1
coming home late  1
Lego and K'Nex and all other toys with little pieces spread all over the games room 1
legos  2
kids who lose Lego pieces  1
fuel injectors in dagnabbit's truck  1
Snozberrie's bank account   1
the fact that Snoz didn't have a measley $5 to buy a ticket to something she really really wanted to attend.  1
drivers in the close parking spot you see you waiting and still take their sweet ass time pulling out of it  1
rude waitresses  1
waitresses who expect a 20% tip when they act snotty and aloof  1
days that seem to go buy too quickly when you don't want them to   3
poop  3
radio announcers who like to talk during a song  1
the feeling of disappointment  1
Housework  2
lame experiments  1


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Snoz' Dad's family  1
Max’s Dad  1
Robin's husband 1
Bookmistress4ever's dad and my grandma 1
bookmistress4ever's mother-in-law and father-in-law  1
Ladybug316's Aunt Liz  1
Jess' parents 2
Howard's parents 1
Reynolds' twit of a niece who's main ambition in life is to drop out of college and work at a Burger King 1

any insect that can fly  2
bugs that fly in my face 2
mosquitos 4
and mosquito bites  2
flies  2

__________________________________________
Any type of weather 8  
abnormal weather 2
Snow 3
Ice 2
Mother Nature 4
the humidity  4
rain  1
the snow that will come in January  1
the wind  1
wunderground weather forecasting  1
hot days where you are all sweaty and sticky  3
hot nights  2
showers and heavy gusty thunderstorms  1
thunderstorms  1
___________________________________________
Anything to do with Howard's Job  ∞
Pathmark for forgetting Howard had a check coming? (Shouldn't Howard know if he has a check coming?)
customers who keep throwing carts instead of handng it to Howard
Howard's store manager
Pathmark store manager
the woman yesterday at Pathmark who called another woman "an ass". 2
Angry customers
Pathmark customers who use the parking lot as The City Dump 4
people who don't want to come to work on Sundays  1
_______________________________________________________________________
someone on another forum who stole karen's sig line
the smilies because there is never one that encompasses everything I am feeling all at once!
THE 24 HOUR KARMA WARNING  2
people who try to fix their computers who have no idea what they are doing!  1
wii fit
the Signature Bar - 2kidsami can not get her ho ho hottie in full detail
Trolls who can't spell
The internet 2  
Google
LTE – for being boring today
The Frogs  3
Dagwood’s frog avatar
Gis’s monkey
People who unthinkingly automatically 'reply to all' on a group e-mail
maintenance mode
Easter Avatars in May
Whoever is updating the Profile Bandit list
Slow server 2
Howard’s computer for flickering off and on last night
Bookmistress’s computer mouse
People who hide their 00ze status
Corrupted hard drives
Dell
Norton
Vista 2
Rice's computer 2
spammers 3
Politics Board 1
Yahoo for being a bitch 1
popup ads 1
pop-unders 1
the pic in Ash's sig line 1
Annonymous Informant 4
the lack of an official smite function  2
the computer whenever it freezes 1
the pesky little red x whenever it shows up in place of a picture that should be there 1
nally's signature line dolphins for not moving 1
Jessica's avatar  1
wildcard's scary jester/clown avatar and signature pics 3
Reynold's scanner 1
Paco's (seamaremer) computer  3
anabel's  photo gallery and Photobucket  1
badly designed websites  1
the "an error has occured" message  1

_______________________________________
Al-B's asscrack
Jess' hands and feet  1
migraines
Erin's sinuses 2
Tam's sinuses   3
coughs and sneezes
PMS 1
swine flu 1
HPV 1
Ash's uterus 1
Pink eye
blisters 1
the pain of pricking your finger for blood tests 3
Jessica's teeth 1
Jess' pus 2
Monday morning headaches 2
corn pollen  1
summer allergies 1
Hot Flashes 1
Rice's stomach  1
allergic reactions in 2kidsami that cause hives and swollen lips...  especially the ones she have no clue as to why  1
earaches  2
headaches  2
sore throats 2
knee pain  2
_________________________________________________________________________

The Oakland Raiders  1
Los Angeles Dodgers 3
Chicago Cubs management 1
Tampa Bay Rays 1

A. Cora  1
D. Murphy 1
C. Beltran 1
R. Church 1
J. Reed 1
O. Santos 1
L. Castillo 1
J. Santana, P 1
B. Parnell, P 1
P. Feliciano, P 1  
- collectively known as the N.Y. Mets
Denver Nuggets 1
LA Lakers 3
New York Yankees  18
Sidney Crosby and the Pittsburgh Penguins  1
the other team for scoring more than Rice's team did  1
the total lack of offense today 1
pitchers who don't throw strikes  1
Oakland A's for trading Matt Holliday just when the As are playing the Evil Empire (Yankees)  1
Astros' lack of offense  1
relievers not throwing strikes  1
baseball and all the baseball talk...and all those who talk baseball in the smite club  1
Manny ; he popped out to right field to end the game w/ bases loaded  1

Awww Maaan ... I was 'winning' the 'Others' category when I wasn't an actual member!  Now I have to be even more annoying to catch Howard!

Smite to 2kidsami because I'm currently trying to tally up the score and I have no freakin' idea how to add this one (since voting is anonymous, duh!)   ;D
Smite taken ;)

That was some list!!!!

I am so happy to see my current smite score that it makes me want to SHOUT!

Thanks Patty for updating the totals. That last one should actually be Manny Ramirez, but I think we can let it slide.

Add one to the New York Yankees' total, cuz I'm smiting them right now.

That was some list!!!!



That was AMAZING... she actually broke it down to all of howards work related smites...  board members families.... sports....various body parts and ailments!!!

Yo Patty, dude you are freakin' awesome!!!!  8)

I need to smite the weird cat lady in my neighborhood.  Her cats keep multiplying.  Last count there was about 20 running around. >:(

While I'm here, I also need to give a smite to all the mean teachers I ever had. Coming across a post in another thread just now made me think of them. Since I already smote the mean kids who harassed me, I might as well smite the mean teachers too.

Awww Maaan ... I was 'winning' the 'Others' category when I wasn't an actual member!  Now I have to be even more annoying to catch Howard!



No you don't.  ;D

I smite my oven not going into self-clean mode till I gave it the evil eye

Awww Maaan ... I was 'winning' the 'Others' category when I wasn't an actual member!  Now I have to be even more annoying to catch Howard!


I smite gibbo 'cuz he needs help :D


I am so happy to see my current smite score that it makes me want to SHOUT!


Here's another one, just because :D


Also, smite to Howard because I promised him one today :D

Here's another one, just because :D




ouch thanks

Smite to off days :P

I smite gibbo 'cuz he needs help :D

Here's another one, just because :D


Also, smite to Howard because I promised him one today :D


I response smite Midas ....for helping me! ;)

Smite to off days :P



can you smite on-days?

I smite Anabel for pretty much calling me an idiot.  

SMITE!!!

smite to arguements.

I smite Anabel for pretty much calling me an idiot.  

SMITE!!!



SMITE Right Back Atcha!!   :)

I smite people who unnecessarily 'reply to all' on an e-mail

I smite Clean House.

Now I am addicted to de-cluttering my house! ;D

I smite Clean House.

Now I am addicted to de-cluttering my house! ;D

I kinda am too! I can't stand clutter. So I will feel free to smite clutter!! :D

I smite Clean House.

Now I am addicted to de-cluttering my house! ;D


de-clutter. :o  That sounds dangerous.

I kinda am too! I can't stand clutter. So I will feel free to smite clutter!! :D


excellent!!! 8)

de-clutter. :o  That sounds dangerous.


Haha! It is only dangerous for my husband! Because he isn't here, I get free reign to get rid of whatever I want! ;D ;D ;D ;D

a cluttered room is the sign of a creative mind.

a cluttered room is the sign of a creative mind.


...then with your cluttered mind...you must be a freakin' genious!!  ;D

The Friggin New York Yankees ...

http://www.dragonsteelmods.com/Images/reviews/netgear/thumbs/netgear6.JPG


I smite this stupid Netgear. >:(

I smite Clean House.

Now I am addicted to de-cluttering my house! ;D


I just got addicted to watching the programmes!

...then with your cluttered mind...you must be a freakin' genious!!  ;D


thanks for noticing!

The Friggin New York Yankees ...

Thanks Frank. I was going to smite them last night again, but I forgot. Hopefully they will lose tonight. At least the Dodgers remain half a game ahead of them for the best record.

It's Friday!

Smite to Philip Eno.

Why...

Don't you have to explain the reasons why, especially if smitting a non-member?


nope...  the rules which are listed on page one state you can smite anyone but have to explain why you smite members of the smite club.

here it is rule 5

5th rule: You can smite anyone you want,even members who didn't join,but you can only explain why here if that person agreed to participate.

I smite Townhall protesters for acting like redneck barbarians.

Smites ans smacks them with a copy of the Constitution.

It's Friday!

Smite to Philip Eno.


Smite To him too.^

A smite on both your houses!

smite to drivers who haven't worked out how to indicate that they are turning.

smite to drivers who haven't worked out how to indicate that they are turning.


or how to back up (blame the old people in our Parking Lot)  ::)

here it is rule 5

5th rule: You can smite anyone you want,even members who didn't join,but you can only explain why here if that person agreed to participate.



True dat.

If any non-smite club member contests my smite, feel free to PM me.

I wanna know why ;D

I SMITE the Guest at 04:29:36 PM Viewing the board index of inthe00s

I smite people who talk too much ...and have friends!

Online snozberries
(Firefox)  09:28:34 AM Sending a message.
Online  statsqueen
(MSIE)  09:27:38 AM Viewing their messages.
Online CeramicsFanatic
(MSIE)  09:27:11 AM Sending a message.

I smite people who think they can get on public transit for free

I smite people who talk too much ...and have friends!

Online snozberries
(Firefox)  09:28:34 AM Sending a message.
Online   statsqueen
(MSIE)  09:27:38 AM Viewing their messages.
Online CeramicsFanatic
(MSIE)  09:27:11 AM Sending a message.



two of those people were sending messages to each other!  8)

Smite to snozberries

Smite to snozberries


but why I'm a member you have to tell me!

but why I'm a member you have to tell me!


;D  ....close your eyes and pick a reason!

;D  ....close your eyes and pick a reason!


oh she was smiting me for smiting gibbo (for being an arse) .... got it!  :P

oh she was smiting me for smiting gibbo (for being an arse) .... got it!  :P


I wear that badge with pride. I just can't bear (or is that bare?) to pin it on though!

I wear that badge with pride. I just can't bear (or is that bare?) to pin it on though!


and all this time I thought you liked the pain
;D

and all this time I thought you liked the pain
;D


...and I'm still impressed that spell arse correctly!  ;)

I smite A-roids

but why I'm a member you have to tell me!


make me

nothing to do with gibbo

I smite people who think they can get on public transit for free



those who evade the fares.  ::)

make me

nothing to do with gibbo


But .... EVERYTHING is to do with me!  :o

But .... EVERYTHING is to do with me!  :o


So you should be smitten.

But .... EVERYTHING is to do with me!  :o


Everything? are you sure?

I smite A-roids



I see that SMITE, and second it, along with a SMITE for the rest of the Yankees, and I raise you a SMITE to JP Howell of the Seattle Mariners... >:(  8-P  >:(

I see that SMITE, and second it, along with a SMITE for the rest of the Yankees, and I raise you a SMITE to JP Howell of the Seattle Mariners... >:(  8-P  >:(

OK, show me the Cards (Pujold, Holliday, etc..)

I smite weird summer weather ( Last week it was 100F, today the high is 63F)

I smite wildcard

I smite wildcard


okay

smite to drivers who haven't worked out how to indicate that they are turning.

On a similar note, smite to drivers who think they can pass you on the right-hand shoulder illegally. Someone tried to do that to us earlier today. I'm just grateful they didn't scrape us.

I see that SMITE, and second it, along with a SMITE for the rest of the Yankees, and I raise you a SMITE to JP Howell of the Seattle Mariners... >:(  8-P  >:(

I also see that SMITE, and will have to third it!! >:D 8-P (The part about the Yankees, that is.)

I smite wildcard because that is the first name I saw when I came to this page.

I smite life in general.  First my damn truck and now my water heater has died.

I smite the humidity. 

I smite wildcard because that is the first name I saw when I came to this page.


Think I will smite you back because your reasoning could be a bit evil. I support evil http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/04/firedevil.gif

I smite wildcard

okay


I do wonder what I did though. I don't have any idea.  Maybe I could ask?

I smite Michael C.

Ant

I smite the wagons that don't belong in the parking lot (Toys R Us and Staples) >:(

^ Evil wagons that roll from other stores just for you. 

Apologies to Michael C - I didn't realize you were a member of Smite Club.

My smite was for locking the sex offender thread you started.

Ant

I smite allergies and will continue to smite them until they disappear altogether! 8-P

WAIT A MINUTE!!! :o

gibbo actually joined the smite club??!!??!! ???

Apologies to Michael C - I didn't realize you were a member of Smite Club.

My smite was for locking the sex offender thread you started.

Ant


Why was it locked?
Anything that went on in it has been cleaned out and resolved by those involved... ???

WAIT A MINUTE!!! :o

gibbo actually joined the smite club??!!??!! ???


It seems so - and that he has gotten some decent smiting.

I smite gibbo just because I haven't before and I smite you for not noticing his membership!  ;D

Ant

It seems so - and that he has gotten some decent smiting.

I smite gibbo just because I haven't before and I smite you for not noticing his membership!  ;D

Ant


I'll take that smite but you shall receive a smite in return!!
Why?

Because, as you should have noticed... I did not do the update this last time - Patty was gracious and bored enough to do it for me! :P

I smite prank calls but only because I cannot give them karmal.

I smite prank calls but only because I cannot give them karmal.



and they can't give you karma.

and they can't give you karma.


yes that too. lol

yes that too. lol

Hey Son of Tam! Haven't seen you in a while. I smite Son of Tam cuz' it's been awhile since he was last here.

Hey Son of Tam! Haven't seen you in a while. I smite Son of Tam cuz' it's been awhile since he was last here.


Hellos Nally. And a return smite to you as a greeting gift.

I smite whatever makes me blank out and..............

forget what I need to stay when I'm almost finished with a section.

I SMITE people who don't know who is in the SMITE CLUB and who isn't.  :P




Yes, I'm in!  ;D

On a similar note, smite to drivers who think they can pass you on the right-hand shoulder illegally. Someone tried to do that to us earlier today. I'm just grateful they didn't scrape us.



but they can pass you on the right hand shoulder illegally.  ;)

WAIT A MINUTE!!! :o

gibbo actually joined the smite club??!!??!! ???


I smite Tam's poor observational skills... but I don't smite Tam.

I smite Tam's poor observational skills... but I don't smite Tam.



I do, cuz Tam needs to pay attention :D

I smite heat and humidity and yucky, icky boils.  8-P

Smiting the inability to cool off. 

I SMITE people who don't know who is in the SMITE CLUB and who isn't.  :P




Yes, I'm in!   ;D


Yeah,They should look once in a while.  ::)

I smite Monday

but they can pass you on the right hand shoulder illegally.  ;)

I don't get it. Isn't that a dangerous move though?

I don't get it. Isn't that a dangerous move though?


*sigh*

you said you wanted to smite people who think they can pass on the right shoulder illegally...

it is illegal to do so so therefore... they are correcting in thinking they can do so illegally.

*sigh*

you said you wanted to smite people who think they can pass on the right shoulder illegally...

it is illegal to do so so therefore... they are correcting in thinking they can do so illegally.

Whatever ::)

Emergency vehicles, on the other hand, can do it, so that they can get to a critical situation asap.


Anyways, I smite the Dodgers' poor offense.

I smite Monday


I smite MONDAY'S HEAT. :P

I smite awful cover versions of good songs. 8-P

I smite awful cover versions of good songs. 8-P


Me too,they don't make them as good as they used to.

Me too,they don't make them as good as they used to.

Well I just heard a godawful cover of Wham's "Careless Whisper" not too long ago (I couldn't tell which band performed it; it sounded like a hard-rock alternative group); it made my stomach wanna turn.

Uhhhh hmmm Q???


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I am waiting for my smite (You said you were going to give it to me - SO WHERE IS IT).

::)

Uhhhh hmmm Q???


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I am waiting for my smite (You said you were going to give it to me - SO WHERE IS IT).

::)



crap...I've been so busy I think I thought I was in the smite club when I typed that...where the hell was I?


anyway- I smite sami for beating me to punch in "bashing" gibbo and for doing it so well... and also to help make her feel better...  ;D

Ha Ha... I found it... I smited in the Random Acts of Kindness thread... but since sami likes smites I guess that can count as my RAK for today.  :D

Ha Ha... I found it... I smited in the Random Acts of Kindness thread... but since sami likes smites I guess that can count as my RAK for today.  :D
;) O0

It seems so - and that he has gotten some decent smiting.

I smite gibbo just because I haven't before and I smite you for not noticing his membership!  ;D

Ant


Hmmm ....are you sure that wasn't for my contractor comments?  ;)

I'll take that smite but you shall receive a smite in return!!
Why?

Because, as you should have noticed... I did not do the update this last time - Patty was gracious and bored enough to do it for me! :P


I smite Tam for having a b*tch!!  (no offense meant Patty ...you know what I mean) ;)

I SMITE people who don't know who is in the SMITE CLUB and who isn't.  :P




Yes, I'm in!   ;D


I smite know-it-all anabel  ;D

crap...I've been so busy I think I thought I was in the smite club when I typed that...where the hell was I?


anyway- I smite sami for beating me to punch in "bashing" gibbo and for doing it so well... and also to help make her feel better...  ;D




Geez ...it couldn't have been much of a bashing if I missed it completely!  ;)

Ha Ha... I found it... I smited in the Random Acts of Kindness thread... but since sami likes smites I guess that can count as my RAK for today.  :D


I smite snoz for smiting people in Smite Club outside of the Smite Club thread. :D

I smite snoz for smiting people in Smite Club outside of the Smite Club thread. :D


just spreading the love my friend!  ;D

I smite know-it-all anabel  ;D



I SMITE you back! And yes, I DO know it all.... ;) ;D :D ;)

I smite snoz for smiting people in Smite Club outside of the Smite Club thread. :D

I smite Midas because I sometimes feel the urge to smite people outside of the smite thread but must hold back because I am not in the smite thread. I do wish we could have the button.

I smite ya back.....just because  ;D
Apologies to Michael C - I didn't realize you were a member of Smite Club.

My smite was for locking the sex offender thread you started.

Ant

I smite Tam...For questioning My motives..... ;D

j/k



Caused lots of trouble & it looked like" another storm was on the horizon"....
So...I put up the site to be helpful & closed it for the same reason....
Why was it locked?
Anything that went on in it has been cleaned out and resolved by those involved... ???

I SMITE you back! And yes, I DO know it all.... ;) ;D :D ;)


Someone should smite anabel for editing her original smite post one hour later ...'cos if she really knew it all...then she wouldn't need to change anything! (I can't smite her again 'til tomorrow).

Someone should smite anabel for editing her original smite post one hour later ...'cos if she really knew it all...then she wouldn't need to change anything! (I can't smite her again 'til tomorrow).
I smite Gibbo for harassing poor anabel, pick on someone your own size!!!  LOL ;)

I smite Gibbo for harassing poor anabel, pick on someone your own size!!!  LOL ;)


...but the way I eat...no-one's my size!! :-\\

...but the way I eat...no-one's my size!! :-\\
You said it, not me!  ;)

You said it, not me!   ;)


Of course, I meant that I eat very little and am very lean!  ::)

I smite snoz for smiting people in Smite Club outside of the Smite Club thread. :D


sure you can bring people from outside to join The Smite Club.

I smite cold showers.  I hope those plumbers show up soon...I miss my hot water heater.

I smite Midas because I sometimes feel the urge to smite people outside of the smite thread but must hold back because I am not in the smite thread.

Sometimes I feel that urge too. Especially in the baseball thread, whenever I rant about the Yankees winning (which thankfully they didn't do last nite).

I smite Tam...For questioning My motives..... ;D

j/k



Caused lots of trouble & it looked like" another storm was on the horizon"....
So...I put up the site to be helpful & closed it for the same reason....


Makes sense...
Parties resolved the issue on their own however, to which I gave tons of karma for. Oops - not supposed to talk about karma here! Sorry Karen! ;D

I smite snoz - only because I am running out of room for her medals on her profile! :P :D

I smite cold showers.  I hope those plumbers show up soon...I miss my hot water heater.


I took cold showers once,not that bad,it's pretty refreshing.

I smite Howard.

I smite Howard.


And I smite Henk because he didn't explain why he was smote smating Howard... even though most of us can guess why! ;D

And I smite Henk because he didn't explain why he was smote smating Howard... even though most of us can guess why! ;D


No need to explain the obvious. ::)

BTW: Good smite to you, Tam. :P

Thanks...
I gave them ...uhh....Kar.....uhh......You know......., too....
Makes sense...
Parties resolved the issue on their own however, to which I gave tons of karma for. Oops - not supposed to talk about karma here! Sorry Karen! ;D

Smiting the heat again.

Also smiting not enough paycheck to do everything that needs done.  I REALLY need to become independently wealthy pretty soon.  Maybe I should go shooting at some food where up from the ground comes a bubbling crude.  Oil that is, black gold, Texas tea.

...but the way I eat...no-one's my size!! :-\\



Look out sami....I don't know if you know this, but you look suspiciously like a corn dog...SMITE gibbo too much....then no more sami!  ;D ;D

I smite Gibbo for harassing poor anabel, pick on someone your own size!!!  LOL ;)




Thanks, sami!!  You're cool-even though you are only wearing mustard!!  ;)

No need to explain the obvious. ::)

BTW: Good smite to you, Tam. :P



;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Thanks, sami!!  You're cool-even though you are only wearing mustard!!  ;)


Hmmm...that just gave me an oddly attractive image!  ::)

A smite to gibbo for disturbing thoughts and a smite to anabel for causing them

A smite to gibbo for disturbing thoughts and a smite to anabel for causing them


Return smite to Son of Tam for NOT having disturbing thoughts at his age!

Return smite to Son of Tam for NOT having disturbing thoughts at his age!


I think 17 is old enough.  ;)

I think 17 is old enough.  ;)


...for what?

disturbing thoughts

disturbing thoughts


...to have them ...or not have them?