A handsome Italian guy trying to sell me frozen fish!  ;D  I didn't buy but to give him his due he was a damn good salesman.

My wife, she could not be bothered to find her keys and to give me exercise.

How come you could start a new thread here?  According to Chucky's board intro you shouldn't be able to.

Anyway I can't recall who last knocked on my door. It doesn't happen very often.  :\'(  Probably Dai last week when I locked the door into the house from the garage.

these two nitwit women trying to sell supplemental insurance. ::)

Just then, a very good friend of my wife and they are going out...

5 Jehovah's Witness'  (two main dudes and 3 trainees)........always fun!

5 Jehovah's Witness'  (two main dudes and 3 trainees)........always fun!
Did you open the door?

5 Jehovah's Witness'  (two main dudes and 3 trainees)........always fun!
Wow, 5?!  They're coming for you, man!!

The mother of the kids I am watching for a few days.  Today is the last day, thank goodness.

My room mate's Dad coming to fix some things.

Plumbers. I got a brand new toilet ! I'm just 'flushed' about that !  :) 8)

The UPS man with my package of vitamins.

The UPS man with my package of vitamins.


There's an idea for  a bunch of threads there ? One about Vitamin A, one about Vitamin B ......




Uh, on second thoughts ......

;D

A handsome Italian guy trying to sell me frozen fish!  ;D  I didn't buy but to give him his due he was a damn good salesman.

chicka-chicka-bwah-wah-wah-wah-chicka-chicka...
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Asked me for directions to YOUR house!

^ I hope you told him that I wasn't ready to go yet.  ;D


Who can it being knocking at my door?
Go 'way, don't come 'round here no more.
Can't you see that it's late at night?
I'm very tired, and I'm not feeling right.
All I wish is to be alone;
Stay away, don't you invade my home.
Best off if you hang outside,
Don't come in - I'll only run and hide.

Who can it be now?


The last person to knock on my door (as I recall) was one of the kids from a downstairs apartment wanting to know if we had any odd jobs for him to do to earn some money.  So we paid him to brush the snow off our car, only he brushed it off the neighbor's car instead of ours.  Oopsie.  ;D

How come you could start a new thread here?  According to Chucky's board intro you shouldn't be able to.

Anyway I can't recall who last knocked on my door. It doesn't happen very often.  :\'(  Probably Dai last week when I locked the door into the house from the garage.
ooh..er I have no idea! I just started it.  :-[

The wind last night was knocking at my front door.

Did you open the door?


I did...and shot them down before they got started. I've had practice in the past and they will just leave if you tell them your not interested (in a strong but polite way). I offer no other conversation or they think they have a foothold again.

Sometiimes I feel bad about it because they seem so committed (walking around in very hot temperatures etc) but I then remember back to when I have been too soft and they have kept me at the doorstep for an hour. >:(

I did...and shot them down before they got started. I've had practice in the past and they will just leave if you tell them your not interested (in a strong but polite way). I offer no other conversation or they think they have a foothold again.
Why not ask them for they address and then you can go knocking on their front door?

Why not ask them for they address and then you can go knocking on their front door?


Yeah...that's what I do for telemarketers (a la Seinfeld). I ask them for their number so that I can call them back.... ;D

Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary,
Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore,
While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping,
As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door.
"'Tis some visitor," I muttered, "tapping at my chamber door--
Only this, and nothing more."

Postman to deliver my wrestling DVDs!  :D

A pretty, young African-American woman shilling for the Jehova's Witnesses.  Makes me sad seeing them go bad that young.
:(

Yeah...that's what I do for telemarketers (a la Seinfeld). I ask them for their number so that I can call them back.... ;D


Nice idea .... but most likely, they'd just offer the business number.


You've gotta have a thick skin / don't give a damn attitude to cold canvas / interrupt  people in the privacy of their own homes.

Not quite up my alley !

A friend called this morning dropping her son off for me to put him on the school bus so she could take her other son to hospital

Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary,
Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore,
While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping,
As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door.
"'Tis some visitor," I muttered, "tapping at my chamber door--

BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT!

Only this, and nothing more."


- Bugs Bunny, No Parking Hare, 1954!

And my grade school English teacher wondered why I had no trouble reciting The Raven...

BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT!



Was he ringing the doorbell instead of knocking?  ;)

The postman

My brother to give me a lift to the supermarket.

My husband. He was just taking off to go to the dump-we loaded up the car from the front door. I had closed and locked the door-since we don't use it that much-when he came back to ask me if I had some ones (rather than walking all around the house to the side door-that we use all the time).



Cat

One of my neighbours, dropping of a plastic bag with clothing within for my wife.

Someone's knocking at my door, somebody's ringing my bell,  ...... do me a favour, open the door, and let 'em in !

Someone's knocking at my door, somebody's ringing my bell,  ...... do me a favour, open the door, and let 'em in !

Sister Suzie,brother John,Martin Luther,Phil & Don,brother michael,Auntie Gin,open the door let 'em in.

Sister Suzie,brother John,Martin Luther,Phil & Don,brother michael,Auntie Gin,open the door let 'em in.




YOU''VE met them TOO ?  :o      ;D

YOU''VE met them TOO ?   :o      ;D

Them and http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q18/hails615/Funny/Misc/mormons.jpg

your mom.

YOU''VE met them TOO ?  :o      ;D





Them and http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q18/hails615/Funny/Misc/mormons.jpg



Knock ! Knock !
















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Hello Mrs. ninny .... can we interest you in whitening toothpaste. You TOO can have a smile like ours. Just $5 a tube !  ;D < nice white teeth !

Knock ! Knock !

Who's there?

Who's there?


Doctor

Doctor
............









Doctor Who?

............









Doctor Who?







Thought it was gonna be THAT simple ?  ???  Well, I may be stupid, but I'm NOT dumb !  >:(  ..... Or is that meant to be the OTHER way around ?  :-http://img150.imageshack.us/img150/4532/uk1998180dl1.jpg
'Doctor My Eyes'~Jackson 5












:P









;D

The postman totally avoided me today.

Thought it was gonna be THAT simple ?  ???  Well, I may be stupid, but I'm NOT dumb !  >:(  ..... Or is that meant to be the OTHER way around ?  :-http://img150.imageshack.us/img150/4532/uk1998180dl1.jpg
'Doctor My Eyes'~Jackson 5












:P









;D


Doctor, doctor give me the news
I've got a bad case of lovin' you
No pill's gonna cure my ill
I've got a bad case of lovin' you   :-* :-* :-* 8-P

Thought it was gonna be THAT simple ?  ???  Well, I may be stupid, but I'm NOT dumb !  >:(  ..... Or is that meant to be the OTHER way around ?  :-http://img150.imageshack.us/img150/4532/uk1998180dl1.jpg
'Doctor My Eyes'~Jackson 5












:P









;D
"Knock knock, who's there?
Could this be love that's calling?
The door is always open wide.Knock knock - who's there?
Now as the night is falling,
Take off your coat and come inside."

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Hello Mrs. ninny .... can we interest you in whitening toothpaste. You TOO can have a smile like ours. Just $5 a tube !  ;D < nice white teeth !


May tomorrow..be a perfect day..May you find love and laughter along the way.
May God keep you in his tender care...'till he brings us together again....

Goooodnite  everybody!

"Knock knock, who's there?
Could this be love that's calling?
The door is always open wide.Knock knock - who's there?
Now as the night is falling,
Take off your coat and come inside."



In MY 'cleaned up'    :-X  :-\\  version .......... it becomes .....




'Take off your clothes ........... and  COME  inside ! '    :o    :P  :D

In MY 'cleaned up'    :-X   :-\\  version .......... it becomes .....




'Take off your clothes ........... and   COME  inside ! '     :o    :P   :D
It does sound it Mary Hopkin does sing that line.

It does sound it Mary Hopkin does sing that line.


Maybe she WASN'T so 'sweet and INNOCENT' .... as she tried to appear ?

A guy to read the electric meter.

A guy to read the electric meter.
Mine meter man came the other day (Wednsday) and the electricity bill arrived today.

I hear ya knockin' but you can't come in.
I'm in my nighty and it's awful thin.
I need the money but I know it's a sin.
Aw heck, come on in.




BTW, the last person to knock on my door was the postman (no, he didn't ring twice-didn't even use the bell). He had an insured package for me.  ;D ;D ;D



Cat

ooh, um, a person?  People usually ring our porch bell instead.  but 2 minutes ago the dog kicked my bedroom door looking for attention. Does that count as knocking??

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Mr.
Mr. who?
Mr. Mister






Knock knock!
Who's there?
Mooster
Mooster who?
Mooster Mooster !



Knock ! Knock!
Who's there ?
Belle?
Belle who?
Belle E. Button!

I hear ya knockin' but you can't come in.
I'm in my nighty and it's awful thin.
I need the money but I know it's a sin.
Aw heck, come on in.




BTW, the last person to knock on my door was the postman (no, he didn't ring twice-didn't even use the bell). He had an insured package for me.  ;D ;D ;D



Cat


Hmmmm ...didn't need to knock.  Sounds like he had a key!!  ;)

My son last night, he was the last to reach the door last night.

In MY 'cleaned up'    :-X   :-\\  version .......... it becomes .....




'Take off your clothes ........... and   COME  inside ! '     :o    :P   :D



That's 'cleaned up'? :P :)

My wife she forgotten something.

A Red Cross donation collector

the wind blowing on the door.

Someone posting a flyer for scrap metal.

somebody selling stuff.

A friend who stopped in for about an hour or so. Haven't seen him since last Halloween. It was a very nice visit-wish it was longer and I wish his wife was with him, too. Hopefully we all can get together for dinner, soon.



Cat

First my parents with my nephew, then my brother. A day for family.  :)

First my parents with my nephew, then my brother. A day for family.  :)
Is it someones' birthday?

Is it someones' birthday?
No, they all just called in unexpectedly!

A woman doing census.  Told her I was a ghost.  She didn't believe me. >:( 

The guy who hooked up our high speed internet. That's right he didn't knock on the door-we met him outside.  :D ;D ;D ;D



Cat

The mail carrier yesterday delievering an express package that wasn't mine (It was for a neighbor across the street).  ;D

The guy who hooked up our high speed internet. That's right he didn't knock on the door-we met him outside.  :D ;D ;D ;D



Cat
So you knocked on the door for him?

The handy man coming to look at why two of the toilets are flushing themselves.  He will be back tomorrow to replace the flapper valves.

So you knocked on the door for him?



Well, I was knocking on wood that he would show up.  :D ;D ;D ;D



Cat

Well, I was knocking on wood that he would show up.  :D ;D ;D ;D



Cat
Knock three times on the ceiling if you want to?

Knock three times on the ceiling if you want to?




Twice on the pipes...*clink clink*.. if the answer is noooooooo

The postman always knocks once

My wife last night.

A neighbour enquiring about if a parcel had been left me .

My sister-in-law.

My wife, she had forgotten something.

My parents late last night on their way home from my brother's house.

Me when I came back from the shop.

some person asking us if we wanted to bake a cake and donate it to the firemen festival.

My wife, too lazy to find her keys.

The man to check our gas appliances followed swiftly by my neighbour asking him to move his van!  ;D

My other half arriving home.

Me!

Me, when I came home.

Me, when I came home.


Did you forget or lose your keys?

Did you forget or lose your keys?
I have my keys, it was to see how aware the family were.

The postman

A kid canvasing for a  local politician. When I have a big giant Obama sign in front of my house.

My wife, she forgot her phone.

The postman

The postman


Did he have to ring twice?

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^^That funny. ^^

\
Back on topic. The last person to knock on the door was dad. He locked himself out the house.  :)

My boss

Did he have to ring twice?

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Only once.

My Landlady with some anti Obama stuff!!!

Jack, Janet and Chrissy ;D

My wife.

Me!

my little niece:  she comes home and always rings the bell and knocks on the door to annoy the dog and get one of the "aunties"= me or my sister ,  to go open the door when it's bolted. ::)      (she's 2, no concept of keys yet and she's running to the door ahead of my sister, her mum...not running round alone.)

My brother-in-law.

My daughter when she came home from school, I forgot to unlock the door. :D

The in-laws, but I do not know who actually knocked the door

My brother yesterday.

Jehovas Witness

My son

Halloween trick or treaters

Can't remember ! I love living in the bush  ;D

My son, and he forgot about the Trick n' Treating!

A whole bunch of short witches, ninjas, princesses, etc. etc.



Cat

A whole bunch of short witches, ninjas, princesses, etc. etc.



Cat
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

My neighbor, dressed as Michael Meyers just to freak out the short one. ;D

Me!

Me!



Did you lock yourself out again?  ;)



Cat

Did you lock yourself out again?  ;)



Cat
At that time, knocking on the door was quicker than finding my keys.

A postman delivering a parcel.

Me

My boss. 

Federal Express with a package.

My wife she forgot her phone

The postman with an extra large envelope.

The man to read the electric meter.

A very good friend of ours.

I have no idea...maybe it was a ghost.  I was taking a bath and of course didn't answer the door.

pizza guy

a friend to take me shopping and for lunch

A naked woman.  ;D ;)

::)

::)



Ok that never happened,I can wish!  ;D

The Postman

2 neighborhood kids selling candy bars

My son, he had forgotten something

Bobby.One of Missy's ex boyfriends >:(

A postman

One of our neighbours

The postman

Me.

Me, when I came home.

Me when I came home yesterday.

My Landlady's Daughter.....
She sends one of Her Kids over to tell Me to call Her.....Why doesn't She just call Me?

My son

It was me,coming in for the night.

The two annoying little girls that live 2 doors down.

My neighbors daughter to give a picture to my daughter.

A Taxi Driver , at the wrong address , around 12 mid.

My other half.

My Matthew.  I accidentally locked him out when I came in and he was behind me getting the mail.  ::)

My friend Kate, checking I'd got the flowers she'd left outside earlier today

My Matthew.  I accidentally locked him out when I came in and he was behind me getting the mail.  ::)



;D HAHA,That's funny.

A member of the political party asking me about the up and coming European Elections.

One of our neighbors stopped by earlier to ask if Matthew could help look for their dog.  Wiley was found 2 streets over about an hour later. ::)

One of our neighbors stopped by earlier to ask if Matthew could help look for their dog.  Wiley was found 2 streets over about an hour later. ::)


What was the dog doing over there?  :o

Me!

Me!

vaughn's friend Seth..asking him if he wanted to come outside to play.

Some bloke trying to sell me something. Himself complains that he never gets to deal with them but as I pointed out he never answers the bloody door so what does he expect!!

Some bloke trying to sell me something. Himself complains that he never gets to deal with them but as I pointed out he never answers the bloody door so what does he expect!!



What was he selling?  ???

Me again!

Me,I just came home from work.

My family

No one knocks, they just breeze in 

The postman

What was the dog doing over there?  :o



The dog across the street is really old, like 12 or 13. He has doggie Alzheimers we think...He's nice, but when the neighbors put him in the front yard, he wanders away sometimes.  Other times he stays right where he belongs.He has health problems and seems to have breathing issues, so that's why they worry when he goes off.  Fence the yard?  There's an idea, don't know why they don't....

My Matthew.  I accidentally locked him out when I came in and he was behind me getting the mail.   :D



ME.

This morning he got me back.  We went out together to roll the trash down to the street, and he came in before me to get the camera for the shuttle lift off, closed the door behind him and one of us twisted the lock on the bottom out of habit.  We keep our house so safe...even from each other  :D

What's worse is the times that we do it to each other and one of us may have an armful of groceries or something... ::)

Me,when I came home from work.

My son

nobody knocked on our door lately.

my next door neighbor Pepe returning the screwdriver he borrowed

A bird smashing into the window of the door.  It happens every once in a while.

A bird smashing into the window of the door.  It happens every once in a while.


Was it a pigeon?

sparrow, I think

my other next door neighbor Mike telling me he's gonna be working on our mutual fence

Only Us.

Pizza Delivery Guy...................He had the wrong place !!

a solicitor

A relative of mine.

2 very nice Mormon guys.  I told them I used to live in Utah, I'm not Mormon and don't plan to be, and since they knew they weren't going to "turn me" they were very nice and left.

Me!

Me.

The postman

My family coming home.

Yesterday, some AT&T guy came to try to sell me on AT&T. The dog was going nuts, the guy wouldn't shut up so I had to cut him off and shut the door on him.

Yesterday, some AT&T guy came to try to sell me on AT&T. The dog was going nuts, the guy wouldn't shut up so I had to cut him off and shut the door on him.


Good for him,he deserved it. >:(

My wife

Me.

A very good friend of ours.

old friends of my parents.

A neighbour of ours.

My other half.

A teen hoping I'd buy a magazine subscription and "support" his cause.  No-can- do "Bobby" I don't have money for anything at present! 8-P

Apparently, my husband, but I did not hear him.

next door neighbor.

My other half.

uncle and aunts

Me!

person to install our new shower door.

The postman

My brother

someone telling us to vote.

Me.

Some woman looking for scrap metal.

A relative of mine.

A neighbour of mine.

An aunt

Me!

He didn't knock he rang the bell  ::)

The repair man.

My brother again.

My wife

Me

Jehovah's witness.

Jehovah's witness.


I hate when they come knocking on my door.  ::)

I hate when they come knocking on my door.  ::)

I just sent them to you, so watch out  ;D

I just sent them to you, so watch out  ;D


well I'm not answering the door.

well I'm not answering the door.

I told them to be persistent  ;D ;D ;D

I told them to be persistent  ;D ;D ;D


Our family despises Jehovah's Witness.

Our family despises Jehovah's Witness.

because they always come around knocking at your door and even when you teall them to never come back again, they do.?

because they always come around knocking at your door and even when you teall them to never come back again, they do.?


My father tells them to "eff off".

My father tells them to "eff off".

and they still come back (OMG I'm almost having a "Philip and Howard" type conversation now)  ;D

and they still come back (OMG I'm almost having a "Philip and Howard" type conversation now)  ;D


No they go away after that.

Pizza delivery man. He also rang the doorbell.

parents,just came home from shopping.

The person who delivered the fruit basket.

Our family despises Jehovah's Witness.
Not for a long while for us!

Me

Aunt and cousin

My other half.

A neighbor

A cable repairman

My aunt

Me!

Me!

Me!
It was for me too!

My aunt again

Me again.

Aunt

Me I came home late.

One of my neighbors

Various members of the family

My brother

A neighbour of mine.

Me

My other half

Don't know who it was.

Justin Bieber, Benny Hinn, Dee Snider, and one of FooBar's pony's 

I pretended I was a JW and they ran away, all except the puzzled pony. (who chewed up some garden plants) So I gave it lunch and sent it back to FooBar's planet on a Podracer. I gave it extra food for the flight and a huge bag marked "Mister Rogers's KISS outfit" in case a digestive accident occurred.

My other half
Ditto.

Alan Alda dressed up as Gene Simmons. He was with a very drunk Chelsea Chinton (who was making out with Dustin Diamond. Gross Chelsea!)

Don't know who it was.


Did you check the peephole?

Me!