In stark contrast to my Simon Cowell Insult Column, I am here to make you feel better.

Hard to believe, eh?

Yes, well, sugary sunshine is just around the bend. I suppose it's a good idea to avoid this thread if that is not your thing.

Booyah!

when friends just can't be found, you're like a bridge over troubled water Dom  8)

when friends just can't be found, you're like a bridge over troubled water Dom  8)


XD Thanks. Too bad you have friends.

wait are you capable of delivering nicenes??  :-\\  methinks this is a trap  ;D

wait are you capable of delivering nicenes??  :-\\  methinks this is a trap  ;D


Are you saying I am not nice? I am shocked, Snoz!

Srsly, though, offline, I am the person people always go to with problems. I just want to bring it to the kind folk at inthe00s! Now, that's not so bad, is it?

XD Thanks. Too bad you have friends.
actually, I'm quite hated right now

Are you saying I am not nice? I am shocked, Snoz!

Srsly, though, offline, I am the person people always go to with problems. I just want to bring it to the kind folk at inthe00s! Now, that's not so bad, is it?



Its not that you're not nice...its just that sarcasm usually rules your world... Hey I am not knocking I truly believe sarcasm to be an art form and you wield your with the ability of Da Vinci...
I just don't want to see you going soft on us now...  ;)

actually, I'm quite hated right now


I don't see why, because you're quite the charmer.

I suppose working out your social adversions is something that must happen, but that usually comes easily with some communication or time. Do not despair, Dear Mike, for it is not the end!

Its not that you're not nice...its just that sarcasm usually rules your world... Hey I am not knocking I truly believe sarcasm to be an art form and you wield your with the ability of Da Vinci...
I just don't want to see you going soft on us now...  ;)


:P Oh, Snoz Podge, I won't go soft. I've been soft. ; D

There's a time and place for everything - including sarcasm; but I thank you for the kind words on my... sarcasm.

And if you don't like this, you can just think of all this as just some ironic entertainment on my part. :)

:P Oh, Snoz Podge, I won't go soft. I've been soft. ; D

There's a time and place for everything - including sarcasm; but I thank you for the kind words on my... sarcasm.

And if you don't like this, you can just think of all this as just some ironic entertainment on my part. :)


I am definitely intrigued and looking forward to the entertainment too....

I am definitely intrigued and looking forward to the entertainment too....


You make me laugh. You should get some karma, despite your disbelief.

I don't see why, because you're quite the charmer.

I suppose working out your social adversions is something that must happen, but that usually comes easily with some communication or time. Do not despair, Dear Mike, for it is not the end!
for some reason after reading your sincere words of wisdom, I feel better about myself and my situation. Dom, that's a good demonstration of your ability at making people glow. well done.  :)
  I'm the hated one because I invited people over to my house saturday night to play poker & I won all their money, so now the next time we play they will be chanting    get Mike!  get Mike!  get Mike!

You make me laugh. You should get some karma, despite your disbelief.


Thanks... you know what I like about you... besides you're incredibly astute observations???? You always keep me guessing....  hmmm that probably should've been in the other thread. Oh well.

for some reason after reading your sincere words of wisdom, I feel better about myself and my situation. Dom, that's a good demonstration of your ability at making people glow. well done.  :)
  I'm the hated one because I invited people over to my house saturday night to play poker & I won all their money, so now the next time we play they will be chanting     get Mike!  get Mike!  get Mike!




Ahh! That sounds hateful. You should treat everybody to some nice smoothies. That'll smooth things over (haha, get it? Smooth?)

Cry me a river, build a bridge and get over it ;D

Thanks... you know what I like about you... besides you're incredibly astute observations???? You always keep me guessing....  hmmm that probably should've been in the other thread. Oh well.


Aww, how nice! I would karma you again, but that just doesn't fly on this site.

Cry me a river, build a bridge and get over it ;D


Impossible sarcastic requests in order to provide yourself with humor is forbidden here!

Unless, you know, it's nice sarcasm.

Sunshine, people!

Sunshine, people!


"Ain't no sunshine when she's gone"

- Bill Withers, 1972

"Ain't no sunshine when she's gone"

- Bill Withers, 1972



sunshine day, the brady bunch


Okay Meat! I'll play

I had a bad day at work because I got into a screaming match with a co-worker over something very petty...

sunshine day, the brady bunch


Okay Meat! I'll play

I had a bad day at work because I got into a screaming match with a co-worker over something very petty...


You were fighting over who should take it? I suggest apologizing, if it's still an issue, and be happy you got the pretty thing.

If you didn't get it, remember that you have many other pretty things, possibly your face. If you don't believe it's pretty, smile anyway - it will make it so!

You were fighting over who should take it? I suggest apologizing, if it's still an issue, and be happy you got the pretty thing.

If you didn't get it, remember that you have many other pretty things, possibly your face. If you don't believe it's pretty, smile anyway - it will make it so!



;D  petty not pretty...but you made me LOL so you did your thing BRAVO!

;D  petty not pretty...but you made me LOL so you did your thing BRAVO!


XD Oh. Then in that case, apologize or just act like it didn't happen. I'm sure your coworker will have forgotten about it.

I had a bad day because Vaughn was being a demon child at school today. :-\\

I had a bad day because Vaughn was being a demon child at school today. :-\\



I'm sorry to hear that.

I'm sorry to hear that.


ya..hopefully things will go better today.

I"m a little behind at work and now i'm going to be home this week sick.
I just cant get ahead of things!

"Ain't no sunshine when she's gone"

- Bill Withers, 1972



For some strange reason, this song was in my head this morning. I don't know why. I haven't heard it in a long time.



Cat

I had a bad day because Vaughn was being a demon child at school today. :-\\


=( Vaughn is a generally good kid, though.

Let him know how it makes people feel when he acts that way and it doesn't help him in the least!

I"m a little behind at work and now i'm going to be home this week sick.
I just cant get ahead of things!


Don't stress about it! Your being well is worth way more than your work. Just take it at a normal pace when you get back. You'll see, Sherry.

For some strange reason, this song was in my head this morning. I don't know why. I haven't heard it in a long time.



Cat


Must be the wicca!

Must be the wicca!



My ESP strikes again.


Cat

My job has  been majorly sucking lately

My job has  been majorly sucking lately


In what way, Germineye?

In what way, Germineye?

Job burnout I guess  :P

I am totally bummed-but I really don't want to go into it.



Cat

I am totally bummed-but I really don't want to go into it.



Cat

Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. Feel better  :)  and I'm sending you some good vibes and karma. 

Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. Feel better  :)  and I'm sending you some good vibes and karma. 



Awww, thanks. I would say "right back at ya" but I got this:


Sorry, you can't repeat a karma action without waiting 24 hours.



Cat

Job burnout I guess   :P


Look around and refresh yourself! Find the things you liked about it at first!

I am totally bummed-but I really don't want to go into it.



Cat


Take some of my happiness, I can do without it!

Take some of my happiness, I can do without it!



I don't want to do that. Why isn't there enough for all? But, I will give you some karma.



Cat

I don't want to do that. Why isn't there enough for all? But, I will give you some karma.



Cat


=P There is enough for all, that's my point.

I've just got somebody else's. Perhaps it's yours.

=P There is enough for all, that's my point.

I've just got somebody else's. Perhaps it's yours.



You are sweet-and I mean that in a good way.  :)



Cat

You are sweet-and I mean that in a good way.  :)



Cat


Hey, thanks! I don't really know how it could be taken in a bad way, but I suppose anything's possible in this day an-- Wait... Sunshine, sunshine!

Look around and refresh yourself! Find the things you liked about it at first!

Hmmm, I'll have to think about that one. It was a long time ago. Good advice though.

I had a bad day because Vaughn was being a demon child at school today. :-\\


My friend's son is the spawn of satan and probably going to grow up to be a serial killer (I wish I was kidding  :-\\ ) 

If you ever want to hear stories to make V look better to you let me know cuz I have a couple.

thanks Doms!  :)

thanks Doms!  :)


Thank Snoz! She's got feel-good stories!

Thank Snoz! She's got feel-good stories!



but you were thoughtful as well.

but you were thoughtful as well.


Well, then, you are welcome.

I also forgot to say - Don't doubt your parenting methods, I'm sure you're doing a great job, many kids just have days where they act up.

Oh boy, I remember always getting urges I couldn't control. I knew I'd get in trouble for writing on the walls, and I STILL DID!

I don't even know why, I Just scribbled a bit, and I did know how to draw and write...

Well, then, you are welcome.

I also forgot to say - Don't doubt your parenting methods, I'm sure you're doing a great job, many kids just have days where they act up.

Oh boy, I remember always getting urges I couldn't control. I knew I'd get in trouble for writing on the walls, and I STILL DID!

I don't even know why, I Just scribbled a bit, and I did know how to draw and write...



I just think he has a lot to deal with (in his mind)...over the past few years. I am checking into some counseling for him.

My toenail still is sore. :(

My toenail still is sore. :(


See a doctor, treat it gently, be positive.

My toenail still is sore. :(


It will probably be sore for a couple of days.  Don't worry, it will get better now that you have had the problem taken care of. :)

It seems as if this thread appeared exactly when I needed it.  This is minor, but I'm feeling low, because I can't do what I want (post pics) in threads.  It just seems major to me because I'm so impatient.  I've gotten hints on how to do it, but I need someone to walk me through the steps.

It seems as if this thread appeared exactly when I needed it.  This is minor, but I'm feeling low, because I can't do what I want (post pics) in threads.  It just seems major to me because I'm so impatient.  I've gotten hints on how to do it, but I need someone to walk me through the steps.


Go to photobucket, create an account, go to your album, browse on your harddrive for a photo to upload, select it, wait for it to load, then click on the IMG code and it will say (Copied!) and then you paste into the thread you want to post it in.

That's different from imageshack?  and I noticed that there was no way to get back to the thread from imageshack without erasing what I had uploaded.  And thanks for the crash course.

That's different from imageshack?  and I noticed that there was no way to get back to the thread from imageshack without erasing what I had uploaded.  And thanks for the crash course.


I don't know about imageshack, I never use that site.

I don't know about imageshack, I never use that site.



I like imageshack because you don't have to store the pictures there in an album. You can just basically take a pic from online...and host it there...and that's it. Easy as pie. :)

I like imageshack because you don't have to store the pictures there in an album. You can just basically take a pic from online...and host it there...and that's it. Easy as pie. :)


XD But if it's online already, why need to host it?

My imageshack keeps erasing.

My imageshack keeps erasing.



Use photobucket, Man!

XD But if it's online already, why need to host it?



because you can't hotlink from other sites..usually the pics don't work.

why take drugs when you can get high right here in this thread

because you can't hotlink from other sites..usually the pics don't work.


It depends on the site doesn't it.  Unfortunately I'm not sure there's a sure fire way of working out which are good sites to link from

because you can't hotlink from other sites..usually the pics don't work.


Hmm... I've never had that problem, unless the image was blocked by my parental controls. >DSJFIKLJFEILBG JSEILB ESILTGFS I HATE PARENTAL CONTROLS!

why take drugs when you can get high right here in this thread


That is a good question. Your inquiries show you are a curious and pondering man. You could go places with that mind, Mike.

It depends on the site doesn't it.  Unfortunately I'm not sure there's a sure fire way of working out which are good sites to link from


yes...some allow it, but others..your image ends up looking like a red X...or a message that says something like, "No hotlinking from this site allowed" etc. That is why I usually just use imageshack.us to host my pictures. I also use photobucket, but mainly for the photos that I want to store in my photobucket album.

What does hotlink mean?

What does hotlink mean?


when you take an image link straight from a website, without hosting it on another one (ie. imageshack, photobucket, etc). Most sites don't allow you to do that.

Thanks.

Thanks.


no problem. :)

That is a good question. Your inquiries show you are a curious and pondering man. You could go places with that mind, Mike.
Thanks but I'm not so curious anymore as my experiences have already taken me far down the rabbit hole but I forgot to ask Alice but that's ok because now we can go ask Dom

So, what if I'm feeling low?

My friend keeps saying she wants to hang out with me, but when the time comes (the day before, that day,) I can not ever get ahold of her, and it feel like I am being avoided.

Encouragement would be nice. :P

So, what if I'm feeling low?

My friend keeps saying she wants to hang out with me, but when the time comes (the day before, that day,) I can not ever get ahold of her, and it feel like I am being avoided.

Encouragement would be nice. :P



awww..Doms, you would be loads of fun to hang out with. If you lived closer....and I was a bit younger..I would be honored to hang out w/you. :)

awww..Doms, you would be loads of fun to hang out with. If you lived closer....and I was a bit younger..I would be honored to hang out w/you. :)


:P Thanks.

Perhaps you should travel back in time and across the 'states?

:P Thanks.

Perhaps you should travel back in time and across the 'states?



If I could...I would! :D

awww..Doms, you would be loads of fun to hang out with. If you lived closer....and I was a bit younger..I would be honored to hang out w/you. :)
younger?  ???  dude, you're really young to me.



So, what if I'm feeling low?

My friend keeps saying she wants to hang out with me, but when the time comes (the day before, that day,) I can not ever get ahold of her, and it feel like I am being avoided.

Encouragement would be nice. :P
oh no, the thread originator feels low?  ok Dom, next time you ask her to hang out, ask another female friend you like to hang out also, at the same time, and then avoid the first one and meet the 2nd one. the 2nd one will appreciate you more

younger?  ???  dude, you're really young to me.

oh no, the thread originator feels low?  ok Dom, next time you ask her to hang out, ask another female friend you like to hang out also, at the same time, and then avoid the first one and meet the 2nd one. the 2nd one will appreciate you more


XD That would make another person feel low. We're good friends, only it seems she doesn't like hanging outside of school or something... o_O

younger?  ???  dude, you're really young to me.

oh no, the thread originator feels low?  ok Dom, next time you ask her to hang out, ask another female friend you like to hang out also, at the same time, and then avoid the first one and meet the 2nd one. the 2nd one will appreciate you more



no, if I was younger, silly. :D  I don't think his mom would appreciate him hanging out with a 31 year old lady. ;D

XD That would make another person feel low. We're good friends, only it seems she doesn't like hanging outside of school or something... o_O
sometimes to make yourself feel better you may have to do confusing things Dom, but that doesn't mean you're bad.  ::)



no, if I was younger, silly. :D  I don't think his mom would appreciate him hanging out with a 31 year old lady. ;D
no way, you look like you're 25  :o      my mom didn't care when I hung out with the married neighbor woman when I was Dom's age, but she probably would not have appreciated  her giving me drinks  :D

no, if I was younger, silly. :D  I don't think his mom would appreciate him hanging out with a 31 year old lady. ;D


You are the same age as my sister. Well, four months apart, but still...!

By the way, happy almost birthday.

You are the same age as my sister. Well, four months apart, but still...!

By the way, happy almost birthday.



thanks! :)

It will probably be sore for a couple of days.  Don't worry, it will get better now that you have had the problem taken care of. :)



It does,I've been putting on Ciclopirox.

Meat!  I thought I'd find you here.  I've got several pics on photobucket, but does it change file extensions...like a .gif to a .jpg?


As usual, I have questions, but I love the program. Thanks for that!! :) :) :)

Meat!  I thought I'd find you here.  I've got several pics on photobucket, but does it change file extensions...like a .gif to a .jpg?


As usual, I have questions, but I love the program. Thanks for that!! :) :) :)


It doesn't. You can, though, if when you save it to your computer you choose a different extension.

However, that wouldn't be necessary if you're posting on inthe00s!

Good...thanks!!  :)


oh...there seems to be some who say it SHOULD be .jpg, but ig it works....who cares?

When you're feeling low,turn on your radio.

Use photobucket, Man!


I agree I love Photobucket

yes...some allow it, but others..your image ends up looking like a red X...or a message that says something like, "No hotlinking from this site allowed" etc. That is why I usually just use imageshack.us to host my pictures. I also use photobucket, but mainly for the photos that I want to store in my photobucket album.


I just find images other people have uploaded and use those. . .

doesn't anyone need Dom's help?  :-\\

I'm feeling High.

doesn't anyone need Dom's help?  :-\\


You do.

Take my money!

You do.

Take my money!
no, I can't. We should be paying you for helping us when we're feeling low.

no, I can't. We should be paying you for helping us when we're feeling low.


No, no. I'm pro bono. That means... well, nevermind what that means. I'm not in a dirty mood.

No, no. I'm pro bono. That means... well, nevermind what that means. I'm not in a dirty mood.


;D ;D :D

No, no. I'm pro bono. That means... well, nevermind what that means. I'm not in a dirty mood.
;D  thank goodness you're not in the mood & like that's what we need around here, another dirty minded therapist

;D   thank goodness you're not in the mood & like that's what we need around here, another dirty minded therapist


Like Dr.Ruth Westhimer? ;D

Like Dr.Ruth Westhimer? ;D


Or Howard?

Yesterday I was very low. With the failure of my line connections and having forceably to go out to purchase a new, set me for a rotten day till my son came home and sorted it out.

Today we are in for stormy weather.

Or Howard?


I'm not a sex therapist.

Yesterday I was very low. With the failure of my line connections and having forceably to go out to purchase a new, set me for a rotten day till my son came home and sorted it out.

Today we are in for stormy weather.


Now we have a chance of a flurry of snow.

Like Dr.Ruth Westhimer? ;D
looking at Dr Ruth, did you ever wonder how she learned so much?  :o

I'm feeling down-right, pitiful low.....Help Meat!

Now we have a chance of a flurry of snow.
It has not arrived here, but is up north.

I'm feeling down-right, pitiful low.....Help Meat!
Put some music on to soothe yourself while you wait.

I don't even feel like that....that's getting low.

I don't even feel like that....that's getting low.
Any way do not play any Leonard Cohen...

I've been feeling blue for almost a week, now.

I can't fully explain it, other than stress and tension getting to me.

With everything happening this month, you'd think I'd be bouncing off the walls!

I've been feeling blue for almost a week, now.

I can't fully explain it, other than stress and tension getting to me.

With everything happening this month, you'd think I'd be bouncing off the walls!



karma to you, Wayne...because I can totally relate.

I don't even feel like playing any music....that's getting low.


Any way do not play any Leonard Cohen...


It doesn't matter what song I play...it will make me depressed.

looking at Dr Ruth, did you ever wonder how she learned so much?  :o



Years of experience,Mike. ;)

Yesterday I was very low. With the failure of my line connections and having forceably to go out to purchase a new, set me for a rotten day till my son came home and sorted it out.

Today we are in for stormy weather.




You have a wonderful son, the rest can be brushed aside.

I'm feeling down-right, pitiful low.....Help Meat!


Feel better! Come back with details when you're back online! :P

I've been feeling blue for almost a week, now.

I can't fully explain it, other than stress and tension getting to me.

With everything happening this month, you'd think I'd be bouncing off the walls!


Maybe you should bounce off the walls, or scream into a pillow.

Don't let it bother you. Even though lots is going on, just allow it so.

I don't even feel like playing any music....that's getting low.

It doesn't matter what song I play...it will make me depressed.


Change your mindset, music can be very therapeutic.

I'm not low at the moment. can I take a raincheck?

Feel better! Come back with details when you're back on line! :P



I'm back.  I'm feeling extra sensitive right now, which you CANNOT do on this board, because I guess everyone gets overlooked at times...feeling a tad better now but was feeling weepy all day  (?)

I'm not low at the moment. can I take a raincheck?


Always.

I'm back.  I'm feeling extra sensitive right now, which you CANNOT do on this board, because I guess everyone gets overlooked at times...feeling a tad better now but was feeling weepy all day  (?)


I'm glad you're feeling better. This will probably pass.

I've had a weepy day as well, you just need a meaningful hug.

Um... but I can only give you an e-hug. (((((((((((())))))))))))

Always.
one day Dom, I may be very low and your help may be needed, and that day may never come, but if it does, I hope the door to your office will be open.

I'm glad you're feeling better. This will probably pass.

I've had a weepy day as well, you just need a meaningful hug.

Um... but I can only give you an e-hug. (((((((((((())))))))))))


good enough!  :)  (((()))) for your weepy too.

one day Dom, I may be very low and your help may be needed, and that day may never come, but if it does, I hope the door to your office will be open.


It may very well be. However, if you wait too long, I may have passed and you'll be a very old man, wishing for some company.

I feel very low today- not necessarily for myself, but for neighbors/friends whose son is dying- at about 2 years old.

no lowness here today.

I feel an uplift today!

I feel very low today- not necessarily for myself, but for neighbors/friends whose son is dying- at about 2 years old.


That's really bad, Hawk..I'm sorry for them and to you for feeling bad about it.

I'm feeling low,got yelled at 3 times by women just because there were no carts. :(

I'm feeling low,got yelled at 3 times by women just because there were no carts. :(


Don't let their mood influence yours.

Don't let their mood influence yours.


I just brush it off.

I'm feeling low,got yelled at 3 times by women just because there were no carts. :(


Brush it off, brush it off.

... Which you do, so... you're on the right track. :P

I'm feeling low,got yelled at 3 times by women just because there were no carts. :(
was this one of the women yelling at you?  http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A9G_bDq6aKVHV9EAJjujzbkF/SIG=13662b4vn/EXP=1202108986/**http%3A//www.womensnewsdaily.com/images/Searching-For-Feminine-RosieO_D_yelling.jpeg



the thing is Howard, they're not mad at you, it's the store they are angry with but they take their criticism out on you. just try not to take it personally unless they use your first name, then it's aimed at you.  :)

was this one of the women yelling at you?  http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A9G_bDq6aKVHV9EAJjujzbkF/SIG=13662b4vn/EXP=1202108986/**http%3A//www.womensnewsdaily.com/images/Searching-For-Feminine-RosieO_D_yelling.jpeg



the thing is Howard, they're not mad at you, it's the store they are angry with but they take their criticism out on you. just try not to take it personally unless they use your first name, then it's aimed at you.  :)


Thanks Mike. :)

Greetings one and all !  :) :)  Well, maybe NOT the creator of THIS thread !    >:(


You see ....


>:(


He took it upon himself to do this .... in MY thread  >:( >:(  .....




And thus you are feeling blue and need a shoulder to cry on!

Come on over to my bad feelings thread, it's happier. ; D




>:( >:(





















Well, I'm not the vindicative type  / one to bear a grudge .... BUT !  >:( >:(







Hey !  ???  So the kid wanted to start a war, eh ?  Well, you picked on  the wrong guy with ME ! , 'buster' !  >:( >:( >:(










>>>>>

THIS WAY OUT  >  of this dismal thread .... to 'Dr. Al's' ... I'm feeling blue, and need cheering up FUN thread !  (Click on link ! (If you're smart ! ) Here: >  THE thread for DISCERNING miserable people !  :P  ;D

















How can I make it clear to you guys ....that you SHOULDN'T  be in this thread ? !  ???











Hmm .....    :-\\








I know !  I've JUST had an idea !    8)  ......






























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THERE !  >:(






THAT SHOULD TEACH HIM !   >:(














:D ;D :D











P.S. A repeat of THAT all important link: -> THE thread for DISCERNING miserable people !  :P

Save it in your bookmarks now ! Roll up, roll up !  :D ;D

;D ;D ;D

Where did you get those pictures?

I'm not feeling low,I'm feeling high. ;D

I'm not feeling low,I'm feeling high. ;D


Thank you for not leaving.

All publicity is good publicity!

I'm not feeling low,I'm feeling high. ;D




Thank you for not leaving.

All publicity is good publicity!


Why was Howard feeling high '  ;D ' 

???

Probably cos he'd just finished reading MY post (above him) in this thread !  :P




However,  ..... 'Meat' is right ! 'All publicity IS good publicity'. By responding now ..... I'm actually shooting myself in the foot .... helping to add to this threads publicity .... keeping it in the public eye !  :\'(


How can I undo what I've just done ?  ???  :(  :-\\




Maybe this(?):







P.S. A repeat of THAT all important link: -> THE thread for DISCERNING miserable people !

:P

Why was Howard feeling high '  ;D '   

???

Probably cos he'd just finished reading MY post (above him) in this thread !  :P




However,  ..... 'Meat' is right ! 'All publicity IS good publicity'. By responding now ..... I'm actually shooting myself in the foot .... helping to add to this threads publicity .... keeping it in the public eye !  :\'(


How can I undo what I've just done ?  ???  :(  :-\\




Maybe this(?):







P.S. A repeat of THAT all important link: -> THE thread for DISCERNING miserable people !

:P





Do you feel guilty? Instead, think about how you've helped a brother out. Thinking more happily than that can help!

I also admire your confidence in your thread being better.

So far today, I have enjoy myself and no way that I am feeling low.

Today is a good day.

So far today, I have enjoy myself and no way that I am feeling low.

Today is a good day.


Traitor !  >:( See 'link' in post 2 above !  >:(

< Start's to make adjustments to his 'Buddy list'



:D ;D

Traitor !   >:( See 'link' in post 2 above !  >:(

< Start's to make adjustments to his 'Buddy list'



:D ;D
It will be guaranteed that I will be "feeling low" tomorrow!

It will be guaranteed that I will be "feeling low" tomorrow!


Feeling 'low' tomorrow ?  ???  :o














That means you'll be able to respond in the affirmative to 'Have you pleasured yourself today?'  :P  ;D

Traitor !   >:( See 'link' in post 2 above !  >:(

< Start's to make adjustments to his 'Buddy list'



:D ;D


;D ;D ;D ;D

Why was Howard feeling high '  ;D '   

???

Probably cos he'd just finished reading MY post (above him) in this thread !  :P




However,  ..... 'Meat' is right ! 'All publicity IS good publicity'. By responding now ..... I'm actually shooting myself in the foot .... helping to add to this threads publicity .... keeping it in the public eye !  :\'(


How can I undo what I've just done ?  ???  :(  :-\\




Maybe this(?):







P.S. A repeat of THAT all important link: -> THE thread for DISCERNING miserable people !

:P





I'm feeling high cause it's my day off tomorrow.

Feeling 'low' tomorrow ?  ???  :o














That means you'll be able to respond in the affirmative to 'Have you pleasured yourself today?'   :P  ;D
Let me think about that.

Let me think about that.


What's to think about? ???

What's to think about? ???
How to and respond in the affirmative to 'Have you pleasured yourself today?'

How to and respond in the affirmative to 'Have you pleasured yourself today?'


That's pretty easy.

That's pretty easy.
There are other things I am attending at the moment.

There are other things I am attending at the moment.


He's a jack- off all trades ?

Not to mention 'master of his domain'  ???

He's a jack- off all trades ?

Not to mention 'master of his domain'   ???


Me too,I'm the MASTER-bater. ;D

Me too,I'm the MASTER-bater. ;D


You don't have to convince me !  ;D

Feeling 'low' tomorrow ?  ???  :o














That means you'll be able to respond in the affirmative to 'Have you pleasured yourself today?'   :P  ;D


Isn't that thread more wishful thinking and putting people on?

You don't have to convince me !   ;D


I'm not convincing anyone.

I'm not convincing anyone.


Too late for that ! Your absence was noted in Bill's Fortune telling thread last night !  :P  ;D

Too late for that ! Your absence was noted in Bill's Fortune telling thread last night !   :P  ;D


Oh God,I don't want to know.

Too late for that ! Your absence was noted in Bill's Fortune telling thread last night !   :P  ;D


What went on?

What went on?


Please don't ask. ::) :(

Please don't ask. ::) :(


I am.

I am.


So ask away.

So ask away.


What went on in that thread...last I saw it wasn't going anywhere. ???

What went on in that thread...last I saw it wasn't going anywhere. ???


I don't know either.

People, please! This is for people who are unhappy!

I'm feeling low-actually, I am feeling VERY worried.



Cat

I'm feeling low-actually, I am feeling VERY worried.



Cat


Don't worry! Worrying only makes things worse. Whatever the outcome, it can only be helped by your confidence.
As it may very well turn out in your favor, then you'd be worrying for nothing and you'd feel very silly afterwards.

So calm down, things may very well be okay!

Don't worry! Worrying only makes things worse. Whatever the outcome, it can only be helped by your confidence.
As it may very well turn out in your favor, then you'd be worrying for nothing and you'd feel very silly afterwards.

So calm down, things may very well be okay!



No, it won't turn out in my favor. See "How do you feel" thread to know what I am worried about.  :\'( :\'( :\'(



Cat

No, it won't turn out in my favor. See "How do you feel" thread to know what I am worried about.  :\'( :\'( :\'(



Cat


Oh, I see. That is very dire and never any fun, obviously.
However, it's her time and she's lived a very full life. Whether she wants to fight or not, being at home is probably best; and at least you know to see her again before it's too late!

Oh, I see. That is very dire and never any fun, obviously.
However, it's her time and she's lived a very full life. Whether she wants to fight or not, being at home is probably best; and at least you know to see her again before it's too late!



I probably won't see her again-not in this lifetime. She lives in Tulsa and I don't.  Thanks for your kind words. I would karma you but I have to wait.



Cat

I probably won't see her again-not in this lifetime. She lives in Tulsa and I don't.  Thanks for your kind words. I would karma you but I have to wait.



Cat


Well, there's always next life!

People, please! This is for people who are unhappy!



Sorry, Dom.  :(

Sorry, Dom.  :(


Now you are unhappy. Would you like some help, PatBelleAdagio?

Now you are unhappy. Would you like some help, PatBelleAdagio?


With what?

With what?


Your unhappiness. You were frowning.

U dint like my topic.  Just being perlite.

Yet another bump.

If you're down, come around!

Ok, dearie!

Ok, dearie!


You are around! What's got you down?

:-\\ I forgot...it was most likeky due to people here that I'm not used to dealing with...as I recall it was a ratfink.

:-\\ I forgot...it was most likeky due to people here that I'm not used to dealing with...as I recall it was a ratfink.


I see. I am sorry to hear that. However, if you do not remember, then you must be feeling up again! Congratulations!

I see. I am sorry to hear that. However, if you do not remember, then you must be feeling up again! Congratulations!


Probably for the moment...I'm still getting used to the REALLY non-serious talk that means not a  whit at all.  :-\\

I feel very low yesterday or was it just tiredness, I could not really tell. I am feeling better today.

I feel better that you are feeling better.

I feel better that you are feeling better.
I can't explain yesterday, I just could not think properly.

I was feeling low all this week. :(

I can't explain yesterday, I just could not think properly.


That's frustrating. It helps to drink (non-caffeinated) tea and lie down for a bit.

I was feeling low all this week. :(


I'm sorry to hear that, Howard.

You will find that it's easy to be happy again soon! You will stop missing her and you will realize you deserve better (I hope.)

Howard- Try listening to the song- "Owner Of A Lonely Heart", by Yes.

I honestly think you would benefit from the message.

That's frustrating. It helps to drink (non-caffeinated) tea and lie down for a bit.
I will be going for a lie down very soon.

I'm sorry to hear that, Howard.

You will find that it's easy to be happy again soon! You will stop missing her and you will realize you deserve better (I hope.)


I know,Thanks Meat but I feel that the next girl I want to date has to have the name Robin,I just can't get her name out of my head,It's stuck.

She just treated me over the past 3 1/2 years very unfairly and I kept quiet about it but hopefully somebody better will come along. :)

Howard- Try listening to the song- "Owner Of A Lonely Heart", by Yes.

I honestly think you would benefit from the message.


Thanks Wayne.

I'm still sad, Meat. Cheer me up.  :\'( :\'( :\'(




Cat

Cat- I have thought about you, since your grandmother passed.

I hope you and Carlos are doing OK.
You two are such a wonderful couple, and you both have suffered much, this year thus far.

Perhaps it's time to actually try what has been insinuated about you.
Do something crazy- like the chandeliers. Unless you think crystal in your coulo would be too uncomfortable.
(In which case, I'd suggest a good hot tub, some Burgundy, and a rubber chicken.)

Cat- I have thought about you, since your grandmother passed.

I hope you and Carlos are doing OK.
You two are such a wonderful couple, and you both have suffered much, this year thus far.

Perhaps it's time to actually try what has been insinuated about you.
Do something crazy- like the chandeliers. Unless you think crystal in your coulo would be too uncomfortable.
(In which case, I'd suggest a good hot tub, some Burgundy, and a rubber chicken.)



Well, that made me laugh.  ;D ;D ;D  I'm afraid to ask you what the rubber chicken is for.  ???



Cat

I know,Thanks Meat but I feel that the next girl I want to date has to have the name Robin,I just can't get her name out of my head,It's stuck.

She just treated me over the past 3 1/2 years very unfairly and I kept quiet about it but hopefully somebody better will come along. :)


Ah, but when you meet the right girl, you won't be able to get HER name out of your head.

I'm still sad, Meat. Cheer me up.  :\'( :\'( :\'(




Cat


Well, like Wayne said, you can have hot angry sex with Carlos, and the rubber chicken does wonders, believe me.

Or, you know, you could go for a therapeutic stroll through the park. It helps. You should get a hug from somebody. Yes. You should do these things.

What is the rubber chicken for?

What is the rubber chicken for?


It's up to your imagination.

Well, like Wayne said, you can have hot angry sex with Carlos, and the rubber chicken does wonders, believe me.

Or, you know, you could go for a therapeutic stroll through the park. It helps. You should get a hug from somebody. Yes. You should do these things.



Carlos & I never have hot ANGRY sex-we just leave the "angry" out of-and the rubber chicken.  ;)



Cat

Carlos & I never have hot ANGRY sex-we just leave the "angry" out of-and the rubber chicken.  ;)



Cat


Don't knock it 'til you try it. ;)

Don't knock it 'til you try it. ;)



Um...I could say something but I think I have better  :-X  Howard may get some ideas.  ;) :D ;D ;D



Cat

Um...I could say something but I think I have better  :-X  Howard may get some ideas.  ;) :D ;D ;D



Cat


:P Howard's always got ideas.

:P Howard's always got ideas.



Exactly and no need to provoke him.



Cat

looking at Dr Ruth, did you ever wonder how she learned so much?  :o


and who was willing to help her learn?  8-P

What is the rubber chicken for?


I didn't realize they made them chicken flavored now.....mmmmm chicken  http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h220/unhandledexception/homer-drool.gif

and who was willing to help her learn?  8-P




Well... it was me *Feebly raises hand.*

Should I not have done that?

The rubber chicken is recommended because it's less likely to draw jokes than inflatable sheep.

Thank you.  ;)

I feel good in some ways, but low in others.

Well... it was me *Feebly raises hand.*

Should I not have done that?


It's all good.

Short midget ladies with heavy accents talking about the clitoris is always good for a laugh. Good thing you taught her. :D

The rubber chicken is recommended because it's less likely to draw jokes than inflatable sheep.


I'd disagree thar, Buddy!

I feel good in some ways, but low in others.


How so?

I feel good in some ways, but low in others.


Oh! I missed this post!

Just focus on what's making you feel good at the moment!

I dunno.

My "I'm Feeling Low" has left me now!

Um...I could say something but I think I have better  :-X  Howard may get some ideas.  ;) :D ;D ;D



Cat


None at the moment but I'll tell you later.

The rubber chicken is recommended because it's less likely to draw jokes than inflatable sheep.


or an inflatable woman. ;D

My "I'm Feeling Low" has left me now!


Congratulations, Philip!

And Howard, stop being so dirty minded. =)

Congratulations, Philip!

And Howard, stop being so dirty minded. =)

Did you tell him about the whoopie cushion??

My "I'm Feeling Low" has left me now!

Congratulations, Philip!
...but another day begins!

Your's is ending while mine is just starting?

Your's is ending while mine is just starting?
My day ends in another 12 hours time.

My day ends in another 12 hours time.


So does mine, but don't we live in different countries. England and America?
I'm probably just confused because I got up too early.

So does mine, but don't we live in different countries. England and America?
I'm probably just confused because I got up too early.
Early morning is not the best time of the day for thinking.

Early morning is not the best time of the day for thinking.


:)  Yes, I should know better.  Night time is best for me.

:)  Yes, I should know better.  Night time is best for me.
A steady climb through the day to better awareness.

That's the way it is.

I'm not feeling as low as I was last week just last night I was listening to Toto "I'll Get Over You" And Gary Puckett's "Over You".And listening to those songs made me feel better. :)

Did you tell him about the whoopie cushion??


What whoopie cushion?

What whoopie cushion?
This sounds interesting?

Through playing Pingu games, Philip, whatever that is?

This sounds interesting?


Wayne was the one who brought it up.

I'm not feeling as low as I was last week just last night I was listening to Toto "I'll Get Over You" And Gary Puckett's "Over You".And listening to those songs made me feel better. :)


good stuff, Howard. :)

What whoopie cushion?



It is what Ms Goldberg keeps on her couch.  :D ;D ;D ;D



Cat

I feel sad...lonesome.  :(

I feel sad...lonesome.   :(

Poor girl.
Why the lonesome?

I feel somewhat low, too, but for a different reason.
It seems as though so many friends are sad today, and this in turn is saddening me.

I feel desperate. :-\\

I feel sad...lonesome.   :(


Oh dear. Sorry to hear that. Hope you feel happier soon. :)

I feel somewhat low, too, but for a different reason.
It seems as though so many friends are sad today, and this in turn is saddening me.


I know what you mean. I'll try to cheer you up . . .

. . .


. . . Now where's my juggling balls?

Poor girl.
Why the lonesome?

I feel somewhat low, too, but for a different reason.
It seems as though so many friends are sad today, and this in turn is saddening me.


Actually, I was hoping that you would answer.  I don't feel sad or lonesome today...yesterday it just seemed that some people were picking on me. It almost seemed like flaming! I guess I wanted a friendly face that wouldn't pick on the fact that I was a newcomer...almost a newbie and really didn't know all the ins and outs of personalities.  I always forget that on the internet they are anonymous and can say just about anything they want...so I really felt it yesterday and lost my cool, if I ever had it....I'm beginning to wonder. So, it's better today...:) but I'm wondering about the wisdom of hanging ariound a place that always has me upset. : /

Pearl Of Wisdom:

In this place, if someone is razzing you, find yourself some stout allies.
It could be that they think they're just funning you, and aren't realizing that they are actually hurting your feelings.

Moderators are helpful, also, if you feel yourself getting bombarded.
Tam, Red Ant & whistledog are great folks to talk to.

(Of course, there are those I advise avoiding like the Bubonic Plague....but you'll have to PM me, for those)

Pearl Of Wisdom:

In this place, if someone is razzing you, find yourself some stout allies.
It could be that they think they're just funning you, and aren't realizing that they are actually hurting your feelings.

Moderators are helpful, also, if you feel yourself getting bombarded.
Tam, Red Ant & whistledog are great folks to talk to.

(Of course, there are those I advise avoiding like the Bubonic Plague....but you'll have to PM me, for those)


I know which I can count on, you and Bobby.  I really can't go to the moderators, one said he was blocking me!! (I wasn't stalking him or anything) Doubt if he did, but that I thought was a no-no. He has a temper!

I know which I can count on, you and Bobby.  I really can't go to the moderators, one said he was blocking me!! (I wasn't stalking him or anything) Doubt if he did, but that I thought was a no-no. He has a temper!


PM me on this please.

Sure.

Bobby...karma to you.

Adagio, when your feelings are hurt, make sure you let the person hurting you know, because they probably don't. Most people here are level-headed and will stop if that's what you want!

A good thing to keep in mind here is: if you did nothing to upset them, they're probably just kidding around with you.

ok

Pearl Of Wisdom:

In this place, if someone is razzing you, find yourself some stout allies.
It could be that they think they're just funning you, and aren't realizing that they are actually hurting your feelings.

Moderators are helpful, also, if you feel yourself getting bombarded.
Tam, Red Ant & whistledog are great folks to talk to.

(Of course, there are those I advise avoiding like the Bubonic Plague....but you'll have to PM me, for those)




Those you should avoid like the 'Bubonic Plague'  ???    :o



I've gotta PM Wayne, and find out who ! On its way, 'Hawk' !  :) 8)

PM just received back from Wayne ! Man .... that was quick ....  8)




Let's see who's on it !
















Oh !  :\'(  :-X :-[ :-[ :-[

no message board would be worth its salt if it didn't have a bit of drama and intrigue... and secret blacklists... ;D

no message board would be worth its salt if it didn't have a bit of drama and intrigue... and secret blacklists... ;D


Not a secret anymore!

Not a secret anymore!
well, undisclosed, then. :P