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Subject: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Dominic L. on 07/18/07 at 12:08 am

Yeah, so... If you're wondering about something and you doubt anybody has the answer to it, post your wonderings here. And, well, if anybody does know the answer, feel free to answer, I guess.

So I've been wondering how many people have existed that nobody has any knowledge of now. Don't you ever wonder about how long you'll be remembered until your memory is nonexistent? It's weird to think about.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: danootaandme on 07/18/07 at 4:53 am


.

So I've been wondering how many people have existed that nobody has any knowledge of now. Don't you ever wonder about how long you'll be remembered until your memory is nonexistent? It's weird to think about.



Take a walk through a graveyard and see the unattended graves, then quadrazillion(my own word) it maybe. I also wonder how many people are remembered more for their ability to afford a certain amount of fame.  I live in the Boston area and know that a lot of people in the arts from this area gained fame because of familial connections, whereas I am supposing there are many who were just as good, if not better, who were not able to gain fame because they remained largely unknown.  Last year the curator of the Boston Museum of Fine Arts, Malcolm Rogers, had an exhibit of "folk art" by people who haven't gained fame, but works were submitted and found to be very good.  He did it because he feels that there are great works being done everyday by artists who are unrecognized.  He is my hero.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Howard on 07/18/07 at 6:28 am

What's in the ingredients of Humble Pie? ???

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: danootaandme on 07/18/07 at 3:51 pm


What's in the ingredients of Humble Pie? ???


A mouthful of sorry

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Howard on 07/18/07 at 7:33 pm

How would someone bite the nose despite the face? ???

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: danootaandme on 07/18/07 at 7:42 pm


How would someone bite the nose despite the face? ???


Actually it is "bite off your nose to spite your face"

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Howard on 07/18/07 at 7:48 pm


Actually it is "bite off your nose to spite your face"



What's the meaning of that Danoota? ???

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Foo Bar on 07/18/07 at 9:29 pm


What's the meaning of that Danoota? ???


To bite off one's nose to spite one's face is to do something that's ultimately self-defeating in order to deny (an often erroneously-perceived) adversary a temporary victory.

Literal example:  "I don't like the way I look!  Must be my nose, yeah, that's it, my  nose!  Never mind the scalpel, I'll use my teeth to fix my big nose right here and right now!  *chomp* *ouch* *chomp*  Take that, face!  Now who's boss?"  (Yep, you sure taught your face a lesson...)

Comic strip example:  Charlie Brown is building a sand castle.  Lucy is walking by, minding her own business.  Charlie notices Lucy, and  thinks she's about to knock over his sand castle.  Charlie jumps up, screams "Hah!  Beat you to it!", and kicks over his own sand castle.  Lucy shrugs in bewilderment (she hadn't even noticed Charlie, and wouldn't have bothered kicking down his sand castle even if she had noticed him) and goes on her merry way.  (Yep, you sure taught her a lesson.)

Economic example:  The bank is about to foreclose on your house.  You can either turn over the keys, or burn the place to the ground.  You burn the place to ash and salt the earth -- and as you await trial for arson, the Warden hands you a letter from your bank offering you a 30-day extension on your house payment.  (Yep, you sure showed the bank who's boss!)

Edit:  And of course, Wikipedia beats me to the punch, with an entry that refers the story that describes the origin of the term some 1000 years ago. 

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Tia on 07/19/07 at 8:00 am

is there life after death? is there life on other planets?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: spaceace on 07/19/07 at 9:05 am

What is nothing?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Dominic L. on 07/19/07 at 12:24 pm


What is nothing?


... Nothing.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Howard on 07/19/07 at 8:02 pm


... Nothing.


nothing from nothing is nothing.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Foo Bar on 07/19/07 at 9:42 pm


is there life after death? is there life on other planets?



Life after death?  Haven't a clue.  Neither does anyone else.  Gonna make the safe assumption and say "probably not".

Life on other planets?  Probably; it's a big universe, but whether or not it's close enough for us to be able to communicate with it, and whether it's smart enough to communicate with anything, is still completely unknown. 

Unlike the life-after-death question, the life-on-other-planets question will probably be answered to within a certain probability and a certain distance within the next century.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: spaceace on 07/20/07 at 3:29 am


... Nothing.


but can nothing be defined?  Describe it?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Tia on 07/20/07 at 6:36 am


but can nothing be defined?  Describe it?
sartre says you're supposed to close your eyes, turn your head to one side and imagine blackness, and then you quickly turn your head to the other side and you might glimpse nothingness.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 07/20/07 at 8:05 am

Why is it so?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Green Lantern on 07/20/07 at 8:59 am


Why is it so?


Or as the Moody Blues once asked in a GREAT song 'Why How is it we are here' ......... on the

'Question of balance album'....

"Who knows" ...... (spoken in a guttaral Spanish/South American accent  ;D ).

However, I noticed you seem to be online ... or at least whilst I'm currently typing this ....

So 'Fussetc;' ... well done on setting up one of the most popular threads on this site

........... one that I've very often posted into over the last 15 months ...
Bakers Dozen.

'Good on ya!'

:)


























Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 07/20/07 at 9:08 am



However, I noticed you seem to be online ... or at least whilst I'm currently typing this ....

So 'Fussetc;' ... well done on setting up one of the most popular threads on this site

........... one that I've very often posted into over the last 15 months ...
Bakers Dozen.

'Good on ya!'

:)


Merci  ;) 

I think I may have written in the first post of that thread that it was by no means an original idea (I got it from a site that is now defunct) but it certainly does seem to have a life of it's own  :) :)

And now, where I am, it's after midnight, so, adieu !

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: spaceace on 07/20/07 at 12:08 pm


sartre says you're supposed to close your eyes, turn your head to one side and imagine blackness, and then you quickly turn your head to the other side and you might glimpse nothingness.


Tried it.  It didn't work.  Sartre was really keen on coming up with cool stuff.  Me thinks I should read the book Being and Nothingness. :)

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Tia on 07/20/07 at 12:24 pm


Tried it.  It didn't work.  Sartre was really keen on coming up with cool stuff.  Me thinks I should read the book Being and Nothingness. :)
supposed to be one of the most difficult books ever written. i got as far as no exit and nausea, both good stuff.

i think "being and nothingness" is the book that that guy tries to use to impress roxanne in the classic 80s steve martin movie of the same name.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: spaceace on 07/20/07 at 12:27 pm


supposed to be one of the most difficult books ever written. i got as far as no exit and nausea, both good stuff.

i think "being and nothingness" is the book that that guy tries to use to impress roxanne in the classic 80s steve martin movie of the same name.


I think you have to be in a certain mind set to read it.

That book would impress any chick. :)

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Howard on 07/20/07 at 2:01 pm

What about "eat those words"? ???

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Dominic L. on 07/21/07 at 7:42 pm


but can nothing be defined?  Describe it?


Lack of something.


Massless?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Dominic L. on 07/21/07 at 7:44 pm

Why do TV shows say "Viewer discretion advised" when they mean "Parental supervision advised?"

If you had a TV show, wouldn't you want people to view it?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: spaceace on 07/22/07 at 5:46 am


Lack of something.


Massless?


Perhaps.  But there are some cases where someone obeserves something, but to another person it would be defined as nothing.

Emotions are massless.  What about feelings of nothingness?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Howard on 07/22/07 at 6:29 am

What about "king for a day"?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: DoctorFate on 07/22/07 at 7:36 am

How is it we are here
On this path we walk?
In this world of pointless fear
Filled with empty talk

Descending from the apes
As scientist-priests all think
Will they save us in the end?
We're trembling on the brink

Men's mighty mine-machines
Digging in the ground
Stealing rare minerals
Where they can be found
Concrete caves with iron doors
Bury it again
While a starving, frightened world
Fills the sea with grain





^ those are a few of the lyrics off of the 'Moody Blues' 1970 album 'A question of balance'. For any of the younger school who are looking for great bands from their parents time, ... this band had 7 GREAT albums from 'Days of Future Passed' thru to 'Seventh Sojourn'. My own personal favourite is 'To our Children's Childrens' Children' .............. 'Cosmic'!  8) 8) 8)

Anyhow, for me (someone born in Britain) ... this band was at another (advanced)  level to 'The Beatles'!

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Green Lantern on 07/22/07 at 8:06 am

Yes, I HAVE to agree with my good friend, 'DoctorFate's' verdict there. ^ (How couldn't I  :D ;D :D ) ...

Anyway, they had such 'Cool' album covers. Just 2 of those mentioned:

http://www.webwriter.f2s.com/moody/lyrics/images/aqobcover.jpg


http://a6.vox.com/6a00cdf3ac0c23cb8f00cdf3ac4ccecb8f-320pi
^ Possibly/ probably my favourite album of all time!  :) 8)


Oh, heck ... can't resist adding this third one, which I actually paid a guy to paint onto a sweatshirt for me back in the mid 80's as I rated it so highly (picture wise)...







http://static.rateyourmusic.com/album_images/12453.jpg

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Dominic L. on 07/22/07 at 9:49 am


Perhaps.  But there are some cases where someone obeserves something, but to another person it would be defined as nothing.

Emotions are massless.  What about feelings of nothingness?


Well, if it can be observed, then it is not nothing. Nothingness is void.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: spaceace on 07/22/07 at 12:44 pm


Well, if it can be observed, then it is not nothing. Nothingness is void.


So what you're saying is nothing and nothingness are description and not an object.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Howard on 07/22/07 at 4:46 pm


So what you're saying is nothing and nothingness are description and not an object.



nothing from nothing leads to nothing.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: DoctorFate on 07/22/07 at 5:46 pm

I have nothing ...  to add!

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: JamieMcBain on 07/22/07 at 6:12 pm

Can sound exist, if there is no to here it?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: DoctorFate on 07/22/07 at 6:23 pm


Can sound exist, if there is no to here it?


Did somebody say something? ^  ??? ;D

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Dominic L. on 07/23/07 at 1:21 am


So what you're saying is nothing and nothingness are description and not an object.


Nothing can not be an object, because any object would be something.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Dominic L. on 07/23/07 at 1:22 am


Can sound exist, if there is no to here it?


A brain has to be around to percept the waves in order for it to be a sound. Otherwise, they're just vibrations.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: spaceace on 07/23/07 at 6:25 am


Nothing can not be an object, because any object would be something.


Right, but isn't a void and object at times?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: DoctorFate on 07/23/07 at 10:48 am


Right, but isn't a void and object at times?


That ^  question's a bit too complex for me ... one i'd evade .... 'a-VOID' answering!  :P :P :D

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Dominic L. on 07/23/07 at 12:21 pm


Right, but isn't a void and object at times?


No, a void is nothingness and has no mass, thus it isn't an object.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Howard on 07/23/07 at 4:14 pm


Nothing can not be an object, because any object would be something.



And what would that something be? Nothing! ;D

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: DoctorFate on 07/23/07 at 9:16 pm

Why do people keep harping on / making a fuss about nothing?

Seems like you've got nothing better to do.  :P :P ;D

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Dominic L. on 07/23/07 at 9:40 pm



And what would that something be? Nothing! ;D


Noooo. Something can't be nothing.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: DoctorFate on 07/24/07 at 6:46 am

^ Sounds like they're  trying to make something out out of nothing

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Howard on 07/24/07 at 6:52 am

http://www.ntsh.co.uk/

Nothing To See Here^.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Howard on 07/24/07 at 6:53 am


Noooo. Something can't be nothing.


Something is something but nothing is nothing. ;D

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: DoctorFate on 07/24/07 at 7:25 am


Something is something but nothing is nothing. ;D


Yes, and anything is anything (do I get the nobel prize for brilliance?) lol

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Howard on 07/24/07 at 7:29 am

Nothin' from nothin' leaves nothin'
You gotta have somethin' if you wanna be with me
Nothin' from nothin' leaves nothin'
You gotta have somethin' if you wanna be with me

I'm not tryin' to be your hero
'Cause that zero is too cold for me, Brrr
I'm not tryin' to be your highness
'Cause that minus is too low to see, yeah

Nothin' from nothin' leaves nothin'
And I'm not stuffin', believe you me
Don't you remember I told ya
I'm a soldier in the war on poverty, yeah
Yes, I am

Nothin' from nothin' leaves nothin'
You gotta have somethin' if you wanna be with me
Nothin' from nothin' leaves nothin'
You gotta have somethin' if you wanna be with me

You gotta have somethin' if you wanna be with me
You gotta bring me somethin' girl, if you wanna be with me

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: karen on 07/24/07 at 9:29 am

'Cause nothin' from nothin', leaves a nothin'
You got to have somethin' if you want to be with me

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Dominic L. on 07/24/07 at 10:55 am


Yes, and anything is anything (do I get the nobel prize for brilliance?) lol


Did you know that anything is something? Oh, obviousness has never been moreso ignored!

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Howard on 07/24/07 at 4:48 pm


Did you know that anything is something? Oh, obviousness has never been moreso ignored!



You Are Nothing.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Dominic L. on 07/24/07 at 8:09 pm



You Are Nothing.


No, I am something.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: spaceace on 07/24/07 at 10:22 pm

See, someone's ideal of nothing could be someone else's something. :)

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Howard on 07/25/07 at 6:54 am


No, I am something.



You are something out of nothing.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: AnnieBanannie on 07/25/07 at 7:37 am



You are something out of nothing.


Every something was once nothing, no?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Tia on 07/25/07 at 7:43 am



You are something out of nothing.
i am woman, hear me roar.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: karen on 07/25/07 at 8:24 am


i am woman, hear me roar.




meow

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Dominic L. on 07/25/07 at 2:51 pm


See, someone's ideal of nothing could be someone else's something. :)


Well, the global ideal of nothing wouldn't be anybody's something. Oh, such a big concept!

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Step-chan on 07/25/07 at 2:52 pm

Why did property taxes increase?

(The Answer is already there)  :D :P

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Dominic L. on 07/25/07 at 2:53 pm


Why did property taxes increase?

(The Answer is already there)  :D :P


Because minimum wage is going up, Man!

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Step-chan on 07/25/07 at 2:55 pm


Because minimum wage is going up, Man!


They went up in Indiana before that has yet to even happen. ::)

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Dominic L. on 07/25/07 at 2:55 pm


They went up in Indiana before that has yet to even happened. ::)


It's coming soon. Be patient!

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Step-chan on 07/25/07 at 2:56 pm


It's coming soon. Be patient!


Of course, Indiana has a messed tax system anyway.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Dominic L. on 07/25/07 at 2:57 pm


Of course, Indiana has a messed tax system anyway.


Of course, your equivilant to our 850,000 dollar houses are ones that cost 100,000 dollars.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Step-chan on 07/25/07 at 3:09 pm


Of course, your equivilant to our 850,000 dollar houses are ones that cost 100,000 dollars.


Actually, there are plenty that cost way more than 100 grand in Indiana. The problem is that the state's been a mess for awhile pricing wise and in regards to what constitutes as priorities.

Dumb logic, Indiana has enough money to build a new football stadium for The Colts, but doesn't have enough money for crime prevention and schools. Daylight Savings Time gets reinstated to "improve business"(i.e. Golf course business and gives business men more time to play golf, that's the only benefit). Indiana didn't need DST back in, most of the state is in the Eastern time zone. On the longest day, the sun now sets around 10 pm.

Property taxes go up an average of 69%, with businesses getting the better end of the deal(some didn't even have an increase at all). So while housing costs less in Indiana, most people don't make as much here either. Some that were retired had to start working again to be able to pay the taxes. It's bad enough Indiana is also a red state.

(I rent instead of own, but I'm not safe from the taxes either, my rent will go up soon)

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Tia on 07/25/07 at 3:51 pm


Well, the global ideal of nothing wouldn't be anybody's something. Oh, such a big concept!
slavoj sez: "The object of drive is not related to the Thing as a filler of its void: drive is literally a countermovement to desire, it does not strive toward impossible fullness and, being forced to renounce it, gets stuck onto a partial object as its remainder -- drive is quite literally the very "drive" to break the All of continuity in which we are embedded, to introduce a radical imbalance into it, and the difference between drive and desire is precisely that, in desire, this cut, this fixation on a partial object, is as it were "transcendentalized," transposed into a stand-in for the Void of the Thing."

there. glad to help.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: spaceace on 07/25/07 at 4:30 pm


Well, the global ideal of nothing wouldn't be anybody's something. Oh, such a big concept!


Wow I wonder if that concept has ever been tested?  It boggles the mind.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Dominic L. on 07/25/07 at 4:32 pm


slavoj sez: "The object of drive is not related to the Thing as a filler of its void: drive is literally a countermovement to desire, it does not strive toward impossible fullness and, being forced to renounce it, gets stuck onto a partial object as its remainder -- drive is quite literally the very "drive" to break the All of continuity in which we are embedded, to introduce a radical imbalance into it, and the difference between drive and desire is precisely that, in desire, this cut, this fixation on a partial object, is as it were "transcendentalized," transposed into a stand-in for the Void of the Thing."

there. glad to help.


Great, but what about nothing?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Howard on 07/25/07 at 7:05 pm


Every something was once nothing, no?


It was something but not nothing. ;D

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Dominic L. on 07/25/07 at 10:55 pm

What good's going through life skinny if you can't have ice cream?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Buckinghammm on 07/26/07 at 12:24 am

Why, if my music collection is as varied as I thought it was, does everyone I've shown it to hate it?

Is my music collection varied at all?

Why have I only met one person who likes Phil Collins?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Dominic L. on 07/26/07 at 12:32 am


Why, if my music collection is as varied as I thought it was, does everyone I've shown it to hate it?

Is my music collection varied at all?

Why have I only met one person who likes Phil Collins?


Hey, I like Tally Hall.

It's a little varied, but it's all very poppy at heart.

Because Phil Collins is, well, sucky. Sorry.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: DoctorFate on 07/26/07 at 2:46 am



Why have I only met one person who likes Phil Collins?


^ Was that his mother?  :D ;)

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Tia on 07/26/07 at 8:25 am


Great, but what about nothing?
at first you think the nothing is a mystery that you have to solve, but then you realize that your investigation of the nothingness is itself the mystery that you must solve, that the path you trace around the central void to investigate it is in fact the void itself, that your investigations define the void even as they reinscribe its mystery.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Dominic L. on 07/26/07 at 9:58 am


at first you think the nothing is a mystery that you have to solve, but then you realize that your investigation of the nothingness is itself the mystery that you must solve, that the path you trace around the central void to investigate it is in fact the void itself, that your investigations define the void even as they reinscribe its mystery.


Ah, yes, it is a void, but it's a concept. Any concept can't be nothing... Even the concept of nothing.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Tia on 07/26/07 at 10:02 am


Ah, yes, it is a void, but it's a concept. Any concept can't be nothing... Even the concept of nothing.
well, nothing can't be nothing either, because if it were, it wouldn't be anything.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Step-chan on 07/26/07 at 12:20 pm


Of course, your equivilant to our 850,000 dollar houses are ones that cost 100,000 dollars.


In Hollywood maybe...  :P

Edit:

(I just thought of that for some reason)

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Dominic L. on 07/27/07 at 1:10 am


well, nothing can't be nothing either, because if it were, it wouldn't be anything.


But nothing isn't anything! Only the concept is.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Tia on 07/27/07 at 10:11 am


But nothing isn't anything! Only the concept is.
exactly. i think.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Howard on 07/27/07 at 2:01 pm

If Jimmy cracked corn,Would you care? ;D

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Dominic L. on 07/27/07 at 3:43 pm


If Jimmy cracked corn,Would you care? ;D


I wonder how many times he'll ask if we continue to ignore this question? Does this count as not ignoring it?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Tia on 07/27/07 at 3:52 pm


I wonder how many times he'll ask if we continue to ignore this question? Does this count as not ignoring it?
well, you're not acting like it doesn't exist, but you're not answering it, either.... does that count as ignoring it? i dunno. hmm, we need a ref over here.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Dominic L. on 07/27/07 at 4:03 pm


well, you're not acting like it doesn't exist, but you're not answering it, either.... does that count as ignoring it? i dunno. hmm, we need a ref over here.


I call being the ref! Howard, that does count as ignoring it. ASK IT AGAIN!

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Philip Eno on 07/27/07 at 4:05 pm


If Jimmy cracked corn,Would you care? ;D
Which Jimmy is that, and what type of corn was it?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Dominic L. on 07/27/07 at 8:52 pm


Which Jimmy is that, and what type of corn was it?


If the writer of the song doesn't care, why did he write a song about it?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Green Lantern on 07/27/07 at 10:16 pm


Quote from: Howard on Today at 02:01:04 PM
If Jimmy cracked corn,Would you care?  ;D




Which Jimmy is that, and what type of corn was it?






Jimmy?  ???  Jimmy?  ??? ... who's this 'Jimmy'  >:(



This town site ain't big enough for the both of us!  >:( >:( >:(



By the way .... did you hear the joke about the foot?

No, ... I won't tell you that one ...  :-X




















It's too CORNy !
:P ;D :D

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Green Lantern on 07/27/07 at 10:26 pm

Hey Jimmy!  >:( >:( >:(






























Leave the corn 'cracking' to me!

:D ;D :D

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Green Lantern on 07/27/07 at 10:42 pm

Hello ... where's Jimmy?  ??? No sign of Jimmy!  :(






Apparently he 'don't care'  :\'( :\'(






Nobody cares!  :( :\'( :( :\'(









Actually, Jimmy 'do care' ....  :) 8)








but when he saw the corn I  come out with .. he just plain headed for the hills!
;D :D

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Dominic L. on 07/27/07 at 11:14 pm

"Hey, Jimmy! What's crackin'?


... Well, whatever, I don't care."

Wow, I'm turning into GreenLantern! Save me!

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Green Lantern on 07/27/07 at 11:46 pm


"Hey, Jimmy! What's crackin'?


... Well, whatever, I don't care."

Wow, I'm turning into GreenLantern! Save me!


Hey Jimmy! Which way'd you go? "Wait for me! I can't compete with this Meat!" ^  :( ;D

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Philip Eno on 07/28/07 at 4:37 am

Was it popcorn?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: DoctorFate on 07/28/07 at 4:48 am


Was it popcorn?


An instrumental  hit for 'hot butter' in 1972 ... their only uk entry ... reached no.5, 19 weeks on the charts.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Philip Eno on 07/28/07 at 4:59 am


An instrumental  hit for 'hot butter' in 1972 ... their only uk entry ... reached no.5, 19 weeks on the charts.
Did anyone care about that record?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: DoctorFate on 07/28/07 at 5:03 am


Did anyone care about that record?


I thought it was ok. Good for popping your cheeks to!  ;D :D

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Philip Eno on 07/28/07 at 5:04 am


I thought it was ok. Good for popping your cheeks to!  ;D :D
It cleared out the pub when it was played on the juke box back then.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: DoctorFate on 07/28/07 at 5:12 am


It cleared out the pub when it was played on the juke box back then.


Well, that surprises me ...

Certainly it's chart placing / longevity  suggests SOMEBODY must have liked it!

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: DoctorFate on 07/28/07 at 5:13 am

.... and I suspect more than ONE 'somebody' 

;D

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: DoctorFate on 07/28/07 at 5:14 am

.... unless it was one of their mother's with a very large bank account ... who bought every copy in existence to make her son feel good!  :D

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: DoctorFate on 07/28/07 at 5:24 am

Quote from: DoctorFate on Today at 05:03:01 AM
I thought it was ok. Good for popping your cheeks to!  ;D :D



It cleared out the pub when it was played on the juke box back then.


Ah I think I know why. With all that free popcorn ... they then snuck it into the cinemas to watch a movie!  ;D

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Philip Eno on 07/28/07 at 5:29 am


Quote from: DoctorFate on Today at 05:03:01 AM

Ah I think I know why. With all that free popcorn ... they then snuck it into the cinemas to watch a movie!  ;D
The pub I went to back then never sold popcorn.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: DoctorFate on 07/28/07 at 5:33 am


The pub I went to back then never sold popcorn.


Still, at least they played it for you!

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Philip Eno on 07/28/07 at 5:34 am


Still, at least they played it for you!
It was a juke box, it would a patron that would had put it on.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Howard on 07/28/07 at 6:37 am


Which Jimmy is that, and what type of corn was it?


Jimmy Buffett?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Howard on 07/28/07 at 6:37 am


If the writer of the song doesn't care, why did he write a song about it?


He didn't care.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Philip Eno on 07/28/07 at 6:39 am


He didn't care.
It may have been composed by a group of people not just one person.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Howard on 07/28/07 at 6:42 am


It may have been composed by a group of people not just one person.


Who was this group of people?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Philip Eno on 07/28/07 at 6:47 am


Who was this group of people?
The group was Hot Butter

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Philip Eno on 07/28/07 at 6:48 am


It may have been composed by a group of people not just one person.
...best known for their 1972 cover of the Moog synthpop instrumental "Popcorn", originally by Gershon Kingsley in 1969.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Howard on 07/28/07 at 6:52 am


The group was Hot Butter


must've been a one hit wonder.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Philip Eno on 07/28/07 at 7:02 am


must've been a one hit wonder.
Their only hit from 1972

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Dominic L. on 07/28/07 at 12:41 pm


Their only hit from 1972


I think Howard was asking who wrote that Jimmy cracking corn song.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Philip Eno on 07/28/07 at 1:01 pm


I think Howard was asking who wrote that Jimmy cracking corn song.
Oh!

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Philip Eno on 07/28/07 at 1:03 pm

"Blue Tail Fly", "De Blue Tail Fly", or "Jimmy Crack Corn" is a minstrel song, first performed in the United States in the 1840s.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Howard on 07/30/07 at 4:13 pm


I think Howard was asking who wrote that Jimmy cracking corn song.


I don't care. ;D

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Philip Eno on 07/30/07 at 4:14 pm


I don't care. ;D
Do we care?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Howard on 07/30/07 at 4:19 pm


Do we care?



Should You?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Step-chan on 07/30/07 at 4:52 pm

Do I care?

Looking down, am I aware?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Dominic L. on 07/31/07 at 12:23 am

What is this that is growing on my head that isn't hair?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: danootaandme on 07/31/07 at 5:43 am


What is this that is growing on my head that isn't hair?




The Fat Growth on Eric Hearble-by John Lennon

One fat morning Eric Hearble wake up with an abnorman fat growth a bombly on his head. 'Oh crumb,' said Eric Hearble, who was a very very, surprised. Anyway he carried on as Norman for why should he worried ? All of suddy he heard a small little voice calling him by name, 'Eric ... Eric Hearble ' it seemed to say though I couldn't say for sure.

That night the very same voice spoke saying 'Eric, I am a growth on your very head, help me, Eric.'

Soon Eric became very attached to his fat growth friend.

'Call me Scab,' the voice said and he was.

'Call me Eric,' Eric said naturly as he could. From then on you never saw Eric without the big fat scab growth on his head. And that's why Eric Hearble lost his job teaching spastics to dance.

'Were not having a cripple teaching our lads,' said Headmaster.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Green Lantern on 07/31/07 at 7:00 am


What is this that is growing on my head that isn't hair?



Before I answer that,  there's something about you that makes me think of that Carpenters song, 'Close to you'

'Why do birds, suddenly appear, every time, you are near?'


Ah, yes ... to return to your question: What is this that is growing on my head that isn't hair?


































http://img48.imageshack.us/img48/1574/meatnestax6.jpg

A nest?  :D


Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Dominic L. on 07/31/07 at 10:30 am

Wow. That's the most realistic Photoshop I've ever seen!

I like the title... "Meatnest."

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Green Lantern on 07/31/07 at 5:38 pm


Wow. That's the most realistic Photoshop I've ever seen!



^ Yeah, I'll admit to being a rank amateur at that game ....it's very crude and 'rude' ... I'm just starting out in that area. Didn't want to spend all day on it/ flying by the seat of the pants ...
  :-[ :-[
Oh, well.

At least it looks cute when you click on the smaller pic  :)



Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Dominic L. on 07/31/07 at 9:11 pm


^ Yeah, I'll admit to being a rank amateur at that game ....it's very crude and 'rude' ... I'm just starting out in that area. Didn't want to spend all day on it/ flying by the seat of the pants ...
  :-[ :-[
Oh, well.

At least it looks cute when you click on the smaller pic  :)






Cute is the key!

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Green Lantern on 07/31/07 at 9:19 pm


Cute is the key!


Karma to ya! (and peace, man!  8) ).

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Dominic L. on 07/31/07 at 9:51 pm


Karma to ya! (and peace, man!  8) ).


Right back atcha.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: DoctorFate on 07/31/07 at 11:12 pm

Is this moment we are sharing a dream? Or a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream ............

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: danootaandme on 08/01/07 at 5:45 am

Does your mother know what an a$$h@le you are?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Howard on 08/01/07 at 6:36 am

How does one "beat around the bush"?  ???

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: DoctorFate on 08/01/07 at 11:03 am


How does one "beat around the bush"?  ???



http://www.d-follower.freeservers.com/kate_bush01.jpg

1.Step one .... download the pic ^  above ...

2. Step two .... prepare bbq ... get 'wiener out'

3. You put your left leg in, you put your left leg out (then you shake IT all about!  :D ;D ).

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Howard on 08/01/07 at 6:55 pm


http://www.d-follower.freeservers.com/kate_bush01.jpg

1.Step one .... download the pic ^  above ...

2. Step two .... prepare bbq ... get 'wiener out'

3. You put your left leg in, you put your left leg out (then you shake IT all about!  :D ;D ).



I can beat around her bush anytime. :-X ;D

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Dominic L. on 08/01/07 at 6:57 pm

Once I tried to beat around a bush, but I accidentally hit the bush. Then a weasel popped out.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Howard on 08/01/07 at 7:01 pm


Once I tried to beat around a bush, but I accidentally hit the bush. Then a weasel popped out.


Which "weasel" was that?  ;)

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Dominic L. on 08/01/07 at 7:05 pm


Which "weasel" was that?  ;)


Marvin. Marvin the weasel.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Howard on 08/02/07 at 6:29 am


Marvin. Marvin the weasel.


Are you sure It wasn't "Peter",the weasel? ;D

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: DoctorFate on 08/02/07 at 7:32 am

http://www.d-follower.freeservers.com/kate_bush01.jpg



I can beat around her bush anytime. :-X ;D



^ You recognised the lady? That's Kate('s) Bush.

;D

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Step-chan on 08/02/07 at 1:35 pm

Why was I thinking "Just like Ronnie sang"?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Howard on 08/02/07 at 3:23 pm


http://www.d-follower.freeservers.com/kate_bush01.jpg


^ You recognised the lady? That's Kate('s) Bush.

;D


Her tits looks like they're popping out. :o ;D

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Howard on 08/02/07 at 3:24 pm

Why can't it be "hot as heaven" instead of hot as hell? ;D

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Dominic L. on 08/02/07 at 6:52 pm


Why can't it be "hot as heaven" instead of hot as hell? ;D


Because Hell is hot, not Heaven.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Howard on 08/03/07 at 6:49 am


Because Hell is hot, not Heaven.


Heaven is much cooler with an air conditioner.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: DoctorFate on 08/03/07 at 7:20 am

As Belinda Carlisle once sang in the 80's ... 'Heaven is a place on earth' ... to those who think otherwise .... 'I pity the foo's'

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/03/07 at 7:23 am


Why can't it be "hot as heaven" instead of hot as hell? ;D
Heaven is in the clouds and the air is breezy.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Howard on 08/03/07 at 11:36 am

Does The Devil have a playground?

Does the Devil have an advocate?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: DoctorFate on 08/03/07 at 11:48 am

They say the devil is in the detail!

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/03/07 at 11:50 am

Better the devil he knows

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: DoctorFate on 08/03/07 at 11:52 am

Ooh .... as Frank would say .............. you ....you ... you Devil!

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Howard on 08/03/07 at 12:05 pm


Better the devil he knows


than the devil you "don't know".

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: DoctorFate on 08/03/07 at 12:08 pm


than the devil you "don't know".


The devil I don't know is the chap I've been re-introduced to .... and have a devil of a time recalling his name.

In the end, I call him Lucifer!

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Howard on 08/03/07 at 12:10 pm


The devil I don't know is the chap I've been re-introduced to .... and have a devil of a time recalling his name.

In the end, I call him Lucifer!


The name of your pet?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: DoctorFate on 08/03/07 at 12:43 pm

In the end, I call him Lucifer!

The name of your pet?

Yes, ... how did you know that? That  the name of my pet Tasmanian Devil is 'lucifer'!

Uncanny!

;D

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Dominic L. on 08/04/07 at 1:16 am

Lucifer... Pft. More like... Boobsifer.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Tia on 08/04/07 at 5:00 am


Her tits looks like they're popping out. :o ;D
definitely a perceptive, thought-provoking and searching observation.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Howard on 08/04/07 at 6:27 am


Lucifer... Pft. More like... Boobsifer.


Should be the name of my girlfriend...Boobsifer.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Dominic L. on 08/04/07 at 10:35 am


Should be the name of my girlfriend...Boobsifer.


You'd be teased so much!

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Howard on 08/04/07 at 7:53 pm


You'd be teased so much!


I'd make other women jealous. ;D

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Dominic L. on 08/04/07 at 7:56 pm


I'd make other women jealous. ;D


... I doubt it.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Howard on 08/04/07 at 7:57 pm


... I doubt it.


Cause she'd have big boobs.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Dominic L. on 08/04/07 at 7:59 pm


Cause she'd have big boobs.


You didn't say that!

But not every woman wants big boobs, yanno.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 08/05/07 at 1:00 am


Yeah, so... If you're wondering about something and you doubt anybody has the answer to it, post your wonderings here.

So I've been wondering how many people have existed that nobody has any knowledge of now. Don't you ever wonder about how long you'll be remembered until your memory is nonexistent? It's weird to think about.
sometimes I think of many famous & important people that existed and are no longer here and  then I think. I'm here right now & that makes me feel so much better than them  8)

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Howard on 08/05/07 at 6:32 am


You didn't say that!

But not every woman wants big boobs, yanno.



I want big boobs,No I don't. ;D ::)

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: DoctorFate on 08/05/07 at 11:40 am



I want big boobs,No I don't. ;D ::)


Then you'd better book yourself into a cosmetic surgeons for a boob job, Howard! ... I hear you're well hung!

:D

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Howard on 08/06/07 at 6:20 am


Then you'd better book yourself into a cosmetic surgeons for a boob job, Howard! ... I hear you're well hung!

:D


I don't have boobs,I have breasts.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Green Lantern on 08/06/07 at 8:26 am


I don't have boobs,I have breasts.


I am so pleased you have used the words 'boobs' and 'breasts' .... rather than that other gauche word .... used by the less refined / ill-bred /socially inept types. Can't think of the word ... something to do with birds.

Hey ... up there in the sky is it a plane? Is it Superman?


http://www.howstrange.com/gallery/big_tits_evening.jpg
A couple of really big tits!  :o


I think they're 'Great tits!'

http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/2553987/2/istockphoto_2553987_great_tits.jpg
"Yes, we are .... and why .... thankyou!"

:D ;D :D

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Tia on 08/06/07 at 10:33 am


Then you'd better book yourself into a cosmetic surgeons for a boob job, Howard! ... I hear you're well hung!

:D
why does this remind me of the scene from "waiting for guffman" when the dentist dude is talking about how he was so enormous he had to get a penis reduction, and his wife gets all drunk and starts talking about how he was being a real jerk and asking why she didn't just get a vagina enlargement instead. :o

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Green Lantern on 08/06/07 at 11:13 am


why does this remind me of the scene from "waiting for guffman" when the dentist dude is talking about how he was so enormous he had to get a penis reduction, and his wife gets all drunk and starts talking about how he was being a real jerk and asking why she didn't just get a vagina enlargement instead. :o


I reckon from the above description  that this must have been the Scottish dentist ... Phil McCavity  :P ;) :D

Yes ... she knew how to punish him .. sometimes a little friction isn't such a bad thing!  ;D

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Howard on 08/06/07 at 3:55 pm


I am so pleased you have used the words 'boobs' and 'breasts' .... rather than that other gauche word .... used by the less refined / ill-bred /socially inept types. Can't think of the word ... something to do with birds.

Hey ... up there in the sky is it a plane? Is it Superman?


http://www.howstrange.com/gallery/big_tits_evening.jpg
A couple of really big tits!  :o


I think they're 'Great tits!'

http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/2553987/2/istockphoto_2553987_great_tits.jpg
"Yes, we are .... and why .... thankyou!"

:D ;D :D



Tit Birds?  ;D

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Green Lantern on 08/06/07 at 9:56 pm



Tit Birds?  ;D


A short extract from Wikipedia: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_tit

The Great Tit, Parus major, is a passerine bird in the tit family Paridae. It is a widespread and common species throughout Europe and Asia in any sort of woodland. It is resident, and most Great Tits do not migrate.

Great Tits are easy to recognize, large in size at 14 cm, with a broad black line (broader in the male) down its otherwise yellow front. The neck and head are black with white cheeks and ear coverts. Upper parts are olive. It has a white wingbar and outer tail feathers. In young birds the black is replaced by brown, and the white by yellow.



Yes .... great to be able to use that word without getting your face slapped!  :D ;D :D

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Howard on 08/07/07 at 6:39 am


A short extract from Wikipedia: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_tit


Yes .... great to be able to use that word without getting your face slapped!  :D ;D :D


Yes,thank God this computer isn't a woman or It would've slapped you silly. ;D

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: DoctorFate on 08/07/07 at 7:57 am


Yes,thank God this computer isn't a woman or It would've slapped you silly. ;D


http://skbigm.googlepages.com/SSLAP400px2.jpg/SSLAP400px2-full.jpg

I expect she wants me to 'turn the other cheek' ... like somebody from the bible?


Ok....


but get your aim right next time!

http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/14/pottytrain2.gif
'Ooh! That felt good! Now the other cheek PLEASE!' :o


:D ;D :D

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Howard on 08/07/07 at 4:51 pm

does The Devil eat his own cake? ;D

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/09/07 at 1:28 am


does The Devil eat his own cake? ;D
...of course the cake would be well burnt.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Howard on 08/09/07 at 6:32 am


...of course the cake would be well burnt.


With fire?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/09/07 at 7:10 am


With fire?
...from the infernal flames

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Dominic L. on 08/09/07 at 7:32 pm

Why fall in love when there are better things to do?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Howard on 08/09/07 at 7:33 pm


Why fall iln love when there are better things to do?



I'd rather fall in love.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Dominic L. on 08/09/07 at 7:43 pm



I'd rather fall in love.


Than...?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Howard on 08/09/07 at 7:47 pm


Than...?


Um...fall out of love?  ???

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Dominic L. on 08/09/07 at 7:48 pm


Um...fall out of love?  ???


I think we'd all.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/12/07 at 2:09 am

If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Tia on 08/12/07 at 8:24 am


If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?
yes and no.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Dominic L. on 08/12/07 at 8:38 pm


yes and no.


Depends on the person, doesn't it?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/13/07 at 1:53 am


Depends on the person, doesn't it?
Depends on which way he is facing.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Howard on 08/13/07 at 4:34 pm


Depends on the person, doesn't it?



It would have to be an oriental.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Dominic L. on 08/13/07 at 5:52 pm



It would have to be an oriental.


I get disoriented when I spin and I'm not Oriental, so that doesn't matter.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/14/07 at 5:22 am

When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Tia on 08/14/07 at 5:26 am

when a rocket scientist wants to say something "isn't rocket science or anything," what do they say?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Green Lantern on 08/14/07 at 9:29 am


when a rocket scientist wants to say something "isn't rocket science or anything," what do they say?


??? :-\\

"This ain't 'Rocket' lettuce .... it's 'Iceberg' lettuce?

:D

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Howard on 08/14/07 at 4:36 pm

Is Life actually a Box of chocolates? ???

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Howard on 08/14/07 at 4:36 pm


When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?



Cheddar?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/15/07 at 4:29 am


Is Life actually a Box of chocolates? ???
...for it is true, you never know what you're gonna get.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Howard on 08/15/07 at 6:19 am


...for it is true, you never know what you're gonna get.



I thought life was a bowl of cherries?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Dominic L. on 08/16/07 at 12:41 am

Life is a bowl of spaghetti.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Green Lantern on 08/16/07 at 12:55 am


Life is a bowl of spaghetti.


^ Close. Well according to 10cc ....


Life is a minestrone
Served up with parmesan cheese
Death is a cold Lasagne
Suspended in deep freeze



Aah yes I should ask that rhetorical q here too.

If taking a woman's virginity is taking her 'cherry' .... what would the equivalent term be for the situation reversed?

Since this is  rhetorical I don't expect any feedback .... but you can try!
:D

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Dominic L. on 08/16/07 at 1:35 am


^ Close. Well according to 10cc ....



Aah yes I should ask that rhetorical q here too.

If taking a woman's virginity is taking her 'cherry' .... what would the equivalent term be for the situation reversed?

Since this is  rhetorical I don't expect any feedback .... but you can try!
:D


It would be taking a man's 10cc.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Green Lantern on 08/16/07 at 1:49 am


It would be taking a man's 10cc.


Now that's a clever response! I suspect from your answer there .... that you are aware of this piece of trivia. I think the average amount of ... uhm ... what shall I call it ... produce? ... sperm? .. 'come'  :o  .. in an ejaculation is a bit less than 10cc  ... so there name was chosen to show that they were well above average.

Now ... just keep it out of the minestrone!  http://atypically.net/smilies/vomit.gif
:D

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/16/07 at 2:00 am


Now that's a clever response! I suspect from your answer there .... that you are aware of this piece of trivia. I think the average amount of ... uhm ... what shall I call it ... produce? ... sperm? .. 'come'  :o  .. in an ejaculation is a bit less than 10cc  ... so there name was chosen to show that they were well above average.

Now ... just keep it out of the minestrone!  http://atypically.net/smilies/vomit.gif
:D

Ingredients for Minestrone
125g/4oz dried haricot beans
2 carrots, chopped
2 small potatoes, chopped
a small turnip, chopped
2 onions, sliced
a piece of celery, chopped
4 tomatoes, chopped
half a small cabbage, cut in strips
2 rashers of bacon, chopped roughly
2 garlic cloves
herbs
seasoning
olive oil
a small glassful of red wine
55g/2oz broken-up macaroni or spaghetti, or pastine, or any of the pasta made in small shapes, such as little stars, little shells, etc.

Kept out of this one!

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Dominic L. on 08/16/07 at 2:03 am


Ingredients for Minestrone
125g/4oz dried haricot beans
2 carrots, chopped
2 small potatoes, chopped
a small turnip, chopped
2 onions, sliced
a piece of celery, chopped
4 tomatoes, chopped
half a small cabbage, cut in strips
2 rashers of bacon, chopped roughly
2 garlic cloves
herbs
seasoning
olive oil
a small glassful of red wine
55g/2oz broken-up macaroni or spaghetti, or pastine, or any of the pasta made in small shapes, such as little stars, little shells, etc.

Kept out of this one!


And, of course, you forgot the semen.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/16/07 at 2:08 am


And, of course, you forgot the semen.


Ingredients for Minestrone
125g/4oz dried haricot beans
2 carrots, chopped
2 small potatoes, chopped
a small turnip, chopped
2 onions, sliced
a piece of celery, chopped
4 tomatoes, chopped
half a small cabbage, cut in strips
2 rashers of bacon, chopped roughly
2 garlic cloves
10cc semen
herbs
seasoning
olive oil
a small glassful of red wine
55g/2oz broken-up macaroni or spaghetti, or pastine, or any of the pasta made in small shapes, such as little stars, little shells, etc.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/16/07 at 2:10 am

Method
1. Put the haricot beans to soak overnight. Next day prepare all the vegetables, and melt the sliced onion into the oil, adding two cloves of garlic, the bacon cut into pieces, and plenty of herbs, marjoram, thyme, basil, or whatever may be available; add the chopped tomatoes, or 15g/1 tbsp concentrated tomato purée; pour in the red wine, let it bubble a minute or two, then add the drained haricot beans; cover them with 1.8L/3pt hot water and let them boil steadily for 2 hours.
2. Now put in the carrots and about 15 minutes later the turnip and potatoes.
3. Ten minutes before serving, add the celery and semen, the cabbage cut into strips, and the pasta. See that the soup is properly seasoned, stir in 30g/2 tbsp grated parmesan, and serve more parmesan separately.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Green Lantern on 08/16/07 at 2:18 am


And, of course, you forgot the semen.

;D


and


....

2 garlic cloves
10cc semen
herbs

;D

Where's the 'applause-ometer' ?  ;D

Oh yes .. left out in the method above..  for the final touch ... grab a couple of sailors .... give them a good flogging with the 'cat 'o nine tails' (administered by a cat woman in leather outfit). This is guaranteed to get those seamen flying ... although I wouldn't want them anywhere near MY soup!  ;D

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/16/07 at 2:26 am


;D


and


....
;D

Where's the 'applause-ometer' ?  ;D

Oh yes .. left out in the method above..  for the final touch ... grab a couple of sailors .... give them a good flogging with the 'cat 'o nine tails' (administered by a cat woman in leather outfit). This is guaranteed to get those seamen flying ... although I wouldn't want them anywhere near MY soup!  ;D


Anyone have a repice for Apple Pie?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Green Lantern on 08/16/07 at 2:37 am


Anyone have a repice for Apple Pie?


Is the semen optional?
:D ;D :D

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Howard on 08/16/07 at 6:40 am


Is the semen optional?
:D ;D :D


That would be the whipped cream.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Howard on 08/16/07 at 6:41 am


^ Close. Well according to 10cc ....



Aah yes I should ask that rhetorical q here too.

If taking a woman's virginity is taking her 'cherry' .... what would the equivalent term be for the situation reversed?

Since this is  rhetorical I don't expect any feedback .... but you can try!
:D



removing the frankfurter? ;D

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Green Lantern on 08/16/07 at 7:18 am



removing the frankfurter? ;D


Peel the banana skin?  ;D

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Howard on 08/16/07 at 8:19 pm


Peel the banana skin?  ;D



The hairy banana? ;D ::)

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Dominic L. on 08/16/07 at 11:16 pm

Say, has anybody actually heard about that story where this kid spiked the school's soup with his semen. I'm dead serious, there was an article about this last December or so!

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Tia on 08/16/07 at 11:17 pm


Say, has anybody actually heard about that story where this kid spiked the school's soup with his semen. I'm dead serious, there was an article about this last December or so!
yeah, i think there was even a thread on here about it.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Dominic L. on 08/16/07 at 11:19 pm


yeah, i think there was even a thread on here about it.


That is correct. BTW, welcome back, hope you enjoy being nocturnal.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/17/07 at 2:57 am

Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 08/17/07 at 3:13 am


Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?
overall, they just did not work very well on the whole

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/17/07 at 3:15 am


Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?
Too many stand up buffets?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Howard on 08/17/07 at 6:19 am


Say, has anybody actually heard about that story where this kid spiked the school's soup with his semen. I'm dead serious, there was an article about this last December or so!


That couldn't been semen,probably clam chowder.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Tia on 08/17/07 at 7:42 am


That couldn't been semen,probably clam chowder.
well, you know, you say "tomato"...

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Green Lantern on 08/17/07 at 7:54 am

Interestingly ... I note that the last time a female member posted on this thread was back on page.9

Obviously ... we are too rude and crude for the likes of them to mix it up with us. Not that I'm complaining.  ;D

'Vive la difference!'  (Or something like that!  :D ;D :D ).

New name for thread: rhetorical 'Men ONLY'  question of the day'  :D

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: thereshegoes on 08/17/07 at 8:31 am


Interestingly ... I note that the last time a female member posted on this thread was back on page.9

Obviously ... we are too rude and crude for the likes of them to mix it up with us. Not that I'm complaining.  ;D

'Vive la difference!'  (Or something like that!  :D ;D :D ).

New name for thread: rhetorical 'Men ONLY'  question of the day'  :D


Rhetorical question of the day: Why will men always be boys?

A woman wants to know :P

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Green Lantern on 08/17/07 at 8:35 am


Rhetorical question of the day: Why will men always be boys?

A woman wants to know :P


Because we want to return to where we were most happy! Suckling on that lovely breast!

:D ;D :D

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Green Lantern on 08/17/07 at 8:46 am

I have to confess though .... that as a guy, .... I am totally embarrassed by my fellow man (male).  :-the rest of our lives trying to get back in! :D ;D :D

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Tia on 08/17/07 at 9:01 am

well, hopefully the one we're trying to get back into is different from the one we got out of.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Green Lantern on 08/17/07 at 9:08 am


well, hopefully the one we're trying to get back into is different from the one we got out of.



I agree ... but there are definitely some 'Mother-F***ers' out there!  :D ;D :D

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Howard on 08/17/07 at 10:29 am


Because we want to return to where we were most happy! Suckling on that lovely breast!

:D ;D :D



I need to suck on a breast. ;D  :-X

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Green Lantern on 08/17/07 at 10:32 am



I need to suck on a breast. ;D  :-X


I wish you all the breast. Well ... maybe not all. Leave some for me!  >:( :D

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Howard on 08/17/07 at 10:34 am


I wish you all the breast. Well ... maybe not all. Leave some for me!  >:( :D



Want a breast,a thigh or a leg?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Green Lantern on 08/17/07 at 10:37 am

When it comes to a 'chick' chick .... it ALL looks good to me.

When it comes to 'chook' ... I'm a breast man. That's 'cause there's a lot of white meat there ... and while I'm not a racist.. I do like that 'white meat'


:D ;D :D

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Tia on 08/17/07 at 1:28 pm

there's a lot of white meat there ... and while I'm not a racist.. I do like that 'white meat'

oh, dear.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: whistledog on 08/17/07 at 1:42 pm


Don't you mean "chink",Alan?  ???


Uh, :o

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Howard on 08/17/07 at 1:45 pm


Uh, :o



I don't know what a "chook" is? ???

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: whistledog on 08/17/07 at 1:49 pm



I don't know what a "chook" is? ???


Australian term for Chicken

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/17/07 at 2:01 pm


Australian term for Chicken
Kooky?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Howard on 08/17/07 at 2:23 pm


Australian term for Chicken


Like sort of "chooken"? ;D

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: whistledog on 08/17/07 at 2:24 pm


Like sort of "chooken"? ;D


You can chew it yes

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Howard on 08/17/07 at 2:25 pm


You can chew it yes


chew the chooken? ;D

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Dominic L. on 08/17/07 at 5:08 pm


Rhetorical question of the day: Why will men always be boys?

A woman wants to know :P


Of course, not all men...

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Tia on 08/17/07 at 5:12 pm

i feel the need to point out that the previous page of this thread made me cringe more than any other single exchange on this web site that i have ever witnessed. and i've been here long enough to have seen some doozies.

and i don't mean "cringe" in a good way.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/17/07 at 5:17 pm

Let me post a new Rhetorical Question For The Day

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Tia on 08/17/07 at 5:21 pm


Let me post a new Rhetorical Question For The Day

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?
;D

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Dominic L. on 08/17/07 at 5:35 pm


i feel the need to point out that the previous page of this thread made me cringe more than any other single exchange on this web site that i have ever witnessed. and i've been here long enough to have seen some doozies.

and i don't mean "cringe" in a good way.


I'm sorry to say I played no part in it.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Green Lantern on 08/17/07 at 8:37 pm


I'm sorry to say I played no part in it.


^ Yes .... that's how I remember it too.  ;)

Now ... you definitely were the inspiration for my next 'piece', with this quote:


Say, has anybody actually heard about that story where this kid spiked the school's soup with his semen. I'm dead serious, there was an article about this last December or so!








http://atypically.net/smilies/sperm.gif  "Think I'm gonna be in hot soup over this!"  THIS WAY TO THE SOUP ->http://www.gourmetsleuth.com/Images/soup.jpg








>:( "Waiter ... Waiter! There's a sperm in my soup!"  >:(









http://www.danbbs.dk/~erikoest/graphics/manuel.jpg
"Que?"









http://www.machien.org/~mpearson/mexican-everyday-recipe-pictures/mid-sized/Red%20Chile%20Seafood%20Soup.jpg
Genuine 'Sperm whale soup' ... featuring REAL sperm!  8)











http://www.ericalba.org/dedtest/chickenhead-_wongkarwairemi.jpg
"Tastes great to me!"






It's the 'real McCoy' 8) .. why,  this sperm was even produced from ..









http://img.search.com/thumb/7/70/Moby-dick.jpg/200px-Moby-dick.jpg
... a Moby DICK !
:D

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Dominic L. on 08/17/07 at 8:41 pm

Oh... That conversation? I thought he was talking about the chicken. Okay, yeah, I played a huge part in that. I'm glad to be of service, Tia! ; D

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/18/07 at 3:12 am

If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea does that mean the fifth one enjoys it?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Howard on 08/18/07 at 6:35 am

How could anyone "bite the dust"?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/18/07 at 6:35 am


How could anyone "bite the dust"?
You fall with the mouth to the ground

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Howard on 08/18/07 at 6:37 am


Of course, not all men...


women want to be boys.
http://www.tranny-blog.com/uploaded_images/tranny-736956.jpg


"Hi There". ;D

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Howard on 08/18/07 at 6:38 am


You fall with the mouth to the ground


That's hard to do.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Dominic L. on 08/18/07 at 12:20 pm


women want to be boys.
http://www.tranny-blog.com/uploaded_images/tranny-736956.jpg


"Hi There". ;D


You're a little backwards there.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/18/07 at 1:14 pm


That's hard to do.
It can easily be done.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Dominic L. on 08/18/07 at 8:18 pm


It can easily be done.


I've done it before.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/19/07 at 12:46 am


I've done it before.
We have all must have done it before.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Howard on 08/19/07 at 6:11 am


You're a little backwards there.


boys want to be women? ???

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: thereshegoes on 08/19/07 at 4:20 pm


boys want to be women? ???


Yes,there's a lot more men wanting to be women than the opposite.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Green Lantern on 08/19/07 at 11:20 pm


Yes,there's a lot more men wanting to be women than the opposite.


Well ... being a woman  probably does have quite a few perks going for it

You get to live longer

You're probably more tolerant to pain

You get a brain that's superior to men's at multi-tasking

You don't have to wear a tie in a corporate type job / can wear a dress on stinking hot days whereas men have to suffer in long pants  >:(

You're better at social networking (generally speaking)

If you're of average looks ... the opposite sex will generally come up to you and break the ice. If you're a man ... average or better looks ... you will still have to break the ice / make the effort most of the time / deal with the pain / humiliation of rejection  :( :\'( :(

You're much less likely to be having solitary sex / be wanting for a 'bed warmer' than the average guy if you're the average girl

You probably get to lie on your back % wise .... a lot more than a guy ... when you're ....  :-X :o :o :-X

Yes ... I sure got ripped off in this life!  >:( >:( >:(

In my 'next life' ... you can call me 'Mrs. Misses' !  :D ;D :D

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Howard on 08/20/07 at 6:30 am


Well ... being a woman  probably does have quite a few perks going for it

You get to live longer

You're probably more tolerant to pain

You get a brain that's superior to men's at multi-tasking

You don't have to wear a tie in a corporate type job / can wear a dress on stinking hot days whereas men have to suffer in long pants  >:(

You're better at social networking (generally speaking)

If you're of average looks ... the opposite sex will generally come up to you and break the ice. If you're a man ... average or better looks ... you will still have to break the ice / make the effort most of the time / deal with the pain / humiliation of rejection  :( :\'( :(

You're much less likely to be having solitary sex / be wanting for a 'bed warmer' than the average guy if you're the average girl

You probably get to lie on your back % wise .... a lot more than a guy ... when you're ....   :-X :o :o :-X

Yes ... I sure got ripped off in this life!  >:( >:( >:(

In my 'next life' ... you can call me 'Mrs. Misses' !  :D ;D :D


So that means you're a guy pretending to be a girl? ;D

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