^ This is Quirk's fault.

^ This is Quirk's fault.


I've never had sex with Erin so it couldn't be her. ;D

^ Okay, that was my fault.

^ Okay, that was my fault.


Blame Dominic, it's fun and easy.

Blame Dominic, it's fun and easy.


no blaming anybody! ::)

*runs and hides* :D

*runs and hides* :D


You can't hide from me. ;)

You can't hide from me. ;)


um...sure I can!

You can't hide from me. ;)


That's really creepy!

That's really creepy!



yes.....yes it is.

No actually Annalee broke up with me on October 19th 2001.She was the girl with Down's Syndrome that I was dating for almost 5 years.She was fun but a little bit too fast for me.
So you're saying it was easy to move on from Annalee?  I'm not sure what this has to do with what I said ???

So you're saying it was easy to move on from Annalee?  I'm not sure what this has to do with what I said ???


On October 18th,It was on a Friday Evening,A Young Adult group Night Recreation for people with disabilities,She wanted to talk to me in private but she had said something to me I don't know what it was but it sounded sort of nasty.Before the talk,at home,I made a "Get Back Together" card hoping that Her And I would be a couple once again but after she wanted to be just friends I was so distraught and upset that I tore the card up and threw it in the garbage.She didn't know where the relationship was going after almost 5 years(would've been 5 in 2 months)so after that,I saw her on occassions as friends in my YAP but that was the end of Her.

On October 18th,It was on a Friday Evening,A Young Adult group Night Recreation for people with disabilities,She wanted to talk to me in private but she had said something to me I don't know what it was but it sounded sort of nasty.Before the talk,at home,I made a "Get Back Together" card hoping that Her And I would be a couple once again but after she wanted to be just friends I was so distraught and upset that I tore the card up and threw it in the garbage.She didn't know where the relationship was going after almost 5 years(would've been 5 in 2 months)so after that,I saw her on occassions as friends in my YAP but that was the end of Her.
See, you survived and moved on from her and you two were together A LOT longer than you & Robin. 

See, you survived and moved on from her and you two were together A LOT longer than you & Robin. 


I know.Annalee had Down's Syndrome and was a little older than me.It was kind of hard to be together with a girl who had Down's Syndrome.Her and I were both wrestling fans,She liked HHH and I liked Sable.We liked Bowling and doing good,I always was invited to Her Parents house for lunch or dinner and watching wrestling PPVs,BTW they were Italian.The only thing that was similar we were both in programs,She went to UCP and I went to CGS.Both of us were on SSI.After a while she wanted me to get her an engagement ring but how could we if we were on SSI and attended programs? That's ridiculous. ::)

I guess I'm saved.I have a part time job making $7.75-8.00 an hour which is not bad at all and it's a start for me in 6 months.But the "significant other" part,Don't know about that.Robin and I had a good talk last night and right now at the moment she's confused.She had met someone from match.com but he doesn't want to see her anymore cause of what she had put on her profile that was confusing to him.I told her that I'm willing to help her out in any way shape or form and give her the confidence that she needs to live.Right Now,I can only help her with the emotional part but not much with the finanicial part cause she has money saved up herself.I don't want to see her depressed and neither do I so I'm seeing her tomorrow and I'll let you know how it went,Maybe we can patch things up and turn over a fresh new leaf. :)   

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It took me a second to figure out what you meant with that image.

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I don't know what that means but I think the picture says that someone's headed for a crash!

I don't know what that means but I think the picture says that someone's headed for a crash!


Or a dead end, which is how I took it.

Or a dead end, which is how I took it.


I guess that picture represents me being headed for a dead end. ???

I guess that picture represents me being headed for a dead end. ???


Ask Rice Cube.

Does anyone think that I'm saved now cause I have a part time job and my girlfriend is back into my life again? ???

Does anyone think that I'm saved now cause I have a part time job and my girlfriend is back into my life again? ???


I didn't think you were helpless and in need of rescue myself.

I didn't think you were helpless and in need of rescue myself.


I thought I was helpless.

Does anyone think that I'm saved now cause I have a part time job and my girlfriend is back into my life again? ???


I think you are halfway there anyway

I think you are halfway there anyway


You Know Karen,I'm never going to please her financially but I want her to know that I WILL support her emotionally,physically,sexually and spiritually.I'm giving her a reason to not look anywhere else and to stay with me so her and I could be together for a longer period of time.We've been together for 2 1/2 years and so far it's been more of like a roller coaster relationship and that's what it has been.Getting a job but It's all about the full time and right now Pathmark only has part time.But you never know,Pathmark might consider me full time in 6 months to a year but we'll take it slow for now and see where this relationship goes in 2007.After what's she pulled with me over the past year and a half,It's kind of like I'm on the fence with this one.What will happen this year,God only knows.

You Know Karen,I'm never going to please her financially but I want her to know that I WILL support her emotionally,physically,sexually and spiritually.I'm giving her a reason to not look anywhere else and to stay with me so her and I could be together for a longer period of time.We've been together for 2 1/2 years and so far it's been more of like a roller coaster relationship and that's what it has been.Getting a job but It's all about the full time and right now Pathmark only has part time.But you never know,Pathmark might consider me full time in 6 months to a year but we'll take it slow for now and see where this relationship goes in 2007.After what's she pulled with me over the past year and a half,It's kind of like I'm on the fence with this one.What will happen this year,God only knows.


Why though?

Why though?


I guess some folks need a challenge.

Hawking has superstring - Howard has nailing Robin.

I guess some folks need a challenge.

Hawking has superstring - Howard has nailing Robin.

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Why though?


Why what? Why do I plan on staying with her?  ???

Ok,Maybe I was angry at the time when I posted the message about Her And I breaking up but we saw each other last Sunday and everything seemed ok romantically and all.Depending on my days at Pathmark,I will see her whenever there's time.I will also have to discuss it with her further.But anyway,We're back together on the roller coaster ride.

I guess some folks need a challenge.

Hawking has superstring - Howard has nailing Robin.


I'd love to nail her,God Would I? :( ;)

I thought I was helpless.


You're not. ;)

I think you displayed more confidence than I do.

Yeah,I did display a lot of confidence.It takes a lot of hard work to keep a girl into your life and to convince her not to break up with you because you want to show your support to the girl and that's me.She can tell me anything she wants and I will listen to her.And also I will be there for her with unconditional love.I know that deep down inside we still have feelings for each other despite her Parents but right now all I want is respect and in return they'll get it back,That's all I ask for.    ;)

I thought maybe you could help me.Now that I've been discharged from my program,I was telling my job coach that I'd like to work "full time".Now what jobs besides doing cart collecting could I work that's considered full time? Now,I would have to go somewhere esle besides a supermarket in order for me to work a 9-5 schedule.Maybe I could do it on my days off,Let's see what happens.

A little off the subject,but I appreciate when carts are picked up.lazy people use them to bring home groceries or for other purposes,but they can't be troubled to bring them back to the store they got them from!They just get another one and repeat the process.I hate when carts block the sidewalk.Some people even throw them into the river!

I thought maybe you could help me.Now that I've been discharged from my program,I was telling my job coach that I'd like to work "full time".Now what jobs besides doing cart collecting could I work that's considered full time? Now,I would have to go somewhere esle besides a supermarket in order for me to work a 9-5 schedule.Maybe I could do it on my days off,Let's see what happens.


If you're confident and comfortable with counting money or maybe operating a forklift you may be able to get a 40-hour schedule as a utility clerk or a cashier at the supermarket.  Just keep working hard and work your way up the ladder.

I thought maybe you could help me.Now that I've been discharged from my program,I was telling my job coach that I'd like to work "full time".Now what jobs besides doing cart collecting could I work that's considered full time? Now,I would have to go somewhere esle besides a supermarket in order for me to work a 9-5 schedule.Maybe I could do it on my days off,Let's see what happens.


What skills do you have?

9-5 jobs usually are found in offices and banks.  You can work a full time job, but your hours may be different than 9-5.  Any job that is around 40 hours a week is considered full time.

My husband employs many full time people, most of which work a few nights a week.
When I worked at a department store, I was full time.  I usually had to work 2-3 nights a week.

If you're confident and comfortable with counting money or maybe operating a forklift you may be able to get a 40-hour schedule as a utility clerk or a cashier at the supermarket.  Just keep working hard and work your way up the ladder.


At Au Bon Pain they needed someone to multi-task and I wasn't one of them plus they needed someone for cashier and I didn't know how to operate one but forklifting,I don't think so.

You may have to learn more skills before they make you full-time for anything.

If your supermarket has a night shift, those usually need people and usually give 40 hours, but you'd have to work at night...

What skills do you have?

9-5 jobs usually are found in offices and banks.  You can work a full time job, but your hours may be different than 9-5.  Any job that is around 40 hours a week is considered full time.

My husband employs many full time people, most of which work a few nights a week.
When I worked at a department store, I was full time.  I usually had to work 2-3 nights a week.


My job coach will help me.He just wants me to talk to him about what I know I want to do for full time.Because places like Target,Kohl's,McDonalds and Waldbaums are part-timers.But I'll keep looking.

You may have to learn more skills before they make you full-time for anything.

If your supermarket has a night shift, those usually need people and usually give 40 hours, but you'd have to work at night...


night shift seems ok but I'll give it some thought and think about it.

My job coach will help me.He just wants me to talk to him about what I know I want to do for full time.Because places like Target,Kohl's,McDonalds and Waldbaums are part-timers.But I'll keep looking.
Maybe it's different in New York, but here, all of those places have full-time positions for cashiers, stock people and customer service.....well, except Waldbaums because I don't think we have those here.....

Isn't there another job you could do where you already are? If they are happy with your work they may be prepared to help you train for another position there.

Isn't there another job you could do where you already are? If they are happy with your work they may be prepared to help you train for another position there.


I could try for stock work or maybe maintainence.But shouldn't someone get fired or laid off in order for someone else to take that person's position? ???

I could try for stock work or maybe maintainence.But shouldn't someone get fired or laid off in order for someone else to take that person's position? ???


no Howard...usually during store's busiest seasons, they tend to hire more people. If they are happy with your work...they may keep you on as that position. It wouldn't hurt to ask your manager if there are any other types of openings available.

no Howard...usually during store's busiest seasons, they tend to hire more people. If they are happy with your work...they may keep you on as that position. It wouldn't hurt to ask your manager if there are any other types of openings available.


Ok,I'll definitely talk to my supervisor.Since My job coach has a business relationship with her maybe they both can work things out for me.

Has Howard been saved yet?

Has Howard been saved yet?



In what way? ???


Well,I've been at Pathmark almost 6 months(half a year),next month getting my benefits middle of October or towards the end of it.

Next Month Robin And I are celebrating 3 years with each other though it really hasn't been the most happiest IMO.

That's about it.

Anybody want to save me? :( :-\\

It's been 6 months when I wrote this and back then Robin And I were still together. :(

Anybody want to save me? :( :-\\

It's been 6 months when I wrote this and back then Robin And I were still together. :(


You're certainly worth saving Howard. I hope someone comes along soon to do so.... ;D ;)

You're certainly worth saving Howard. I hope someone comes along soon to do so.... ;D ;)


Maybe a nice girl at Pathmark will come and save me. ;D

so.... did Howard ever find a job??? the world may never know.

so.... did Howard ever find a job??? the world may never know.


I have Pathmark does that count?

I have Pathmark does that count?
...and he gets paid to!

...and he gets paid to!


and next month will be my first year. :)

and next month will be my first year. :)


1 year....is significant Howard. You must be pleased!  You know, I stayed only 1 year at each of my first jobs after leaving school and then the 5th job I had I stayed 20 years.....

1 year....is significant Howard. You must be pleased!  You know, I stayed only 1 year at each of my first jobs after leaving school and then the 5th job I had I stayed 20 years.....


It's quite an achievement for me. :)

Does Howard still need saving?

Does Howard still need saving?


Technically . . . Erm . . . Yes.  ;D

Does Howard still need saving?


Yes...apparently from himslef...others ....and perhaps even aliens.......

Technically . . . Erm . . . Yes.  ;D
That is good news.

Technically . . . Erm . . . Yes.  ;D


my relationship,I want to get back onto the dating scene again. :(

my relationship,I want to get back onto the dating scene again. :(
Give it time, let nature take it's course.

Give it time, let nature take it's course.


good thinking Phillip. :)

good thinking Phillip. :)
In a way and not going into the main details, that is how I met my wife.

In a way and not going into the main details, that is how I met my wife.



take it slow cause you don't want to go to fast. ;)

take it slow cause you don't want to go to fast. ;)
Take it easy, you're still young

Take it easy, you're still young


I'm only 34,I'm not getting any younger. :(

I'm only 34,I'm not getting any younger. :(
Remember do not go looking, wait for someone to accidently cross your path.

Remember do not go looking, wait for someone to accidently cross your path.


which might take a while.

which might take a while.
God only knows hwo long it will take.

God only knows hwo long it will take.


Only thing I know is that I want to get back on the dating scene again,get a girlfriend be with her for a couple of years then maybe somewhere in the future if the money is right,get or plan for a marriage which is even more money,I eventually want to get the hell out of my house but I don't want to live in a group home when my parents eventually sell the 35 year old house we've been living in for quite some time,My Parents don't want to move to Florida but they want to stay in Queens and so do I.

Only thing I know is that I want to get back on the dating scene again,get a girlfriend be with her for a couple of years then maybe somewhere in the future if the money is right,get or plan for a marriage which is even more money,I eventually want to get the hell out of my house but I don't want to live in a group home when my parents eventually sell the 35 year old house we've been living in for quite some time,My Parents don't want to move to Florida but they want to stay in Queens and so do I.
Have you tried a dating agency?

Have you tried a dating agency?


I don't know,I'd have to do this on my days off.

Weren't we in this very same predicament two years ago?  ;D

I don't know,I'd have to do this on my days off.
It can be done online.

Weren't we in this very same predicament two years ago?   ;D


Well yes and now Robin is gone for good and I want to get back on the dating scene again,I'm not sure what I'll do yet.

I'm still not sure what I want to do after a year later. ???

I'm still not sure what I want to do after a year later. ???


But you have a job so that's good.  The whole girl thing will come along when you least expect it.  ;)

But you have a job so that's good.  The whole girl thing will come along when you least expect it.  ;)


and I keep trying to persue one over there.

So how goes the job search, Howard?

So how goes the job search, Howard?



Job Search? I have a job,been working at Pathmark for 2 years now.

What's happening here?  What do you need to be saved from?  Yourself?  Just kidding!  :D

What's happening here?  What do you need to be saved from?  Yourself?  Just kidding!  :D



Save me from being alone,I need a woman.

What's happening here?  What do you need to be saved from?  Yourself?  Just kidding!  :D


You think only saving whales is a noble cause?  Howard is a rarity.  No matter what people think of him, he and his personality must be saved.

You think only saving whales is a noble cause?  Howard is a rarity.  No matter what people think of him, he and his personality must be saved.




and my lonliness. ;D

and my loneliness. ;D


You're doing a pretty good job of saving your loneliness.  Hasn't anyone asked you out yet?  What are you doing wrong?

You think only saving whales is a noble cause?  Howard is a rarity.  No matter what people think of him, he and his personality must be saved.



Wait, are we trying to save Howard from the whales?  ;D

You're doing a pretty good job of saving your loneliness.  Hasn't anyone asked you out yet?  What are you doing wrong?



No girl has asked me out but what do you think I'm doing wrong? ???

Wait, are we trying to save Howard from the whales?  ;D



I'm not dating a whale. ::)

No girl has asked me out but what do you think I'm doing wrong? ???


Maybe you should ask THEM out.

Maybe you should ask THEM out.



I kinda find the women of Long Island stuck up.

Wait, are we trying to save Howard from the whales?  ;D


no...from zombies! ;D

I kinda find the women of Long Island stuck up.


Go to the city then?

Go to the city then?



I don't know,maybe it's just me. ???

no...from zombies! ;D



I'm not dating zombies.  ::)

I'm not dating zombies.  ::)


that's because we are saving you from them! ;)

I'm not dating zombies.  ::)
you should at least try one before you judge them  ::)

you should at least try one before you judge them  ::)


http://www.guitar.com/uploaded/profile_images/forum_8154dfa4_zombie_girl.jpg


Like this girl? No thank you.  8-P^

that's because we are saving you from them! ;)



Just save me,In general.

Howard use your own judgement.  If a girl catches your eye, then say hello.  Geez, sometimes it's that simple.

Howard use your own judgement.  If a girl catches your eye, then say hello.  Geez, sometimes it's that simple.


I don't know,I'm kind of shy.

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Like this girl? No thank you.  8-P^



So, this is what they look like in Long Island?  It could be worse.....This girl may have a GREAT personality!!!!  Give it a chance!!!  ;D

So, this is what they look like in Long Island?  It could be worse.....This girl may have a GREAT personality!!!!  Give it a chance!!!  ;D



No,they were discussing zombies,I'm pretty sure they don't have zombie women on Long Island. ::)

;D

I don't know,I'm kind of shy.


Shyness will get you nowhere except for lonely.

No,they were discussing zombies,I'm pretty sure they don't have zombie women on Long Island. ::)

;D


But what about Bilzy?

No,they were discussing zombies,I'm pretty sure they don't have zombie women on Long Island. ::)
;D







Do you think they have them somewhere else?  Nope, I distinctly remember seeing some Long Island Biker Chicks From Hell.

You guys might really have fun together.  Riding along, the wind blowing through your hair, the wind blowing her teeth out....you know, if you get too picky you'll never meet anyone.... ;D



All silliness aside, here's some actual, real advice if you don't mind....when you tend to look really hard for someone, it becomes impossible.  I find when I adopt the "I don't need a man" attitude, it suddenly rains men.  Maybe if you just figure you'll find someone when it's meant to happen, then it will.  I met my son's Dad when I was helping a friend move-I wasn't looking for anyone, and I certainly wasn't dressed up to meet anyone.  We hit it off, exchanged numbers, hung out a few times, then started dating. The fact that he turned out to be a complete idiot is beside the point, I'm just saying if you don't try so hard, it will happen when you least expect it.  :)

But what about Bilzy?


He's from Philly.

He's from Philly.


Well, we won't hold it against him

But what about Bilzy?


What about him?  ::)

Shyness will get you nowhere except for lonely.



I'm also lonely.

I'm also lonely.


You're lonely because you're shy.  One of these days you're going to have to talk to a chick so you might has well realize it now.

You're lonely because you're shy.  One of these days you're going to have to talk to a chick so you might has well realize it now.


I've always stumbled with my words.

I've always stumbled with my words.


Some women would find that cute.

Some women would find that cute.



I find that embarassing especially with a hot woman.

I find that embarassing especially with a hot woman.


It shows you're human, even some hot girls would find that endearing.  Howard you stall worse than a 16 year old virgin at a high school dance. ::)

It shows you're human, even some hot girls would find that endearing.  Howard you stall worse than a 16 year old virgin at a high school dance. ::)



I don't stall,I procrastinate.

I don't stall,I procrastinate.


Let me be blunt . . . procrastinating is not going to get you companionship!!!

I must take tips from my buddy Angulf who works inside as a maintainence guy and I see him talk to women but I just don't have the balls to talk to them,I just want to keep my mind focused on work and that's it.

Here's a trick;

If you see someone that you think is hot, but you're afraid to really talk to them, find something you can give them a compliment on.
Something like, "Nice sunglasses" or "Nice car".  NOT "nice boobs"...the kind of compliment that's not an obvious pickup line....then just walk away.  Yes, just walk away.  If she thinks you're hot and you just walk away after saying something nice, she'll come over to you and give you a compliment, or find some reason to get another compliment from you....  ;)    ( I know this works because it helped me when I was afraid to talk to guys!)

If she says thanks and keeps on going, or doesn't acknowledge the compliment, then you didn't really put your ego on the line, right? That way you know without a lot of work whether she would talk to you further or not.

I've noticed that guys seem much more confident if they act like they don't really care...just be happy go lucky-don't act like you're walking up to a lion to talk to her..women can smell the fear!!  ;D

P.S.  These tricks usually work better when you don't have a computer in your face.  ;)

Here's a trick;

If you see someone that you think is hot, but you're afraid to really talk to them, find something you can give them a compliment on.
Something like, "Nice sunglasses" or "Nice car".  NOT "nice boobs"...the kind of compliment that's not an obvious pickup line....then just walk away.  Yes, just walk away.  If she thinks you're hot and you just walk away after saying something nice, she'll come over to you and give you a compliment, or find some reason to get another compliment from you....  ;)    ( I know this works because it helped me when I was afraid to talk to guys!)

If she says thanks and keeps on going, or doesn't acknowledge the compliment, then you didn't really put your ego on the line, right? That way you know without a lot of work whether she would talk to you further or not.

I've noticed that guys seem much more confident if they act like they don't really care...just be happy go lucky-don't act like you're walking up to a lion to talk to her..women can smell the fear!!  ;D

P.S.  These tricks usually work better when you don't have a computer in your face.  ;)


Thanks Anabel,I might try that.  :)

Let me be blunt . . . procrastinating is not going to get you companionship!!!


In Howard's defense... so what?  It's a heck of a lot cheaper and easier!


I don't stall,I procrastinate.


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In Howard's defense... so what?  It's a heck of a lot cheaper and easier!

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But it still won't get me a girl.

In Howard's defense... so what?  It's a heck of a lot cheaper and easier!

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Yeah, you're right.  Dates have a tendency to make you spend money.

Yeah, you're right.  Dates have a tendency to make you spend money.



just like my last one.  ::)

just like my last one.  ::)


Where did you take your date?

Where did you take your date?


my last date was 5 years ago and that was the girl who broke up with me in February 2008,I'm sure you know who it was. ::)

my last date was 5 years ago and that was the girl who broke up with me in February 2008,I'm sure you know who it was. ::)


She who's name must never be said. >:(  What was her problem anyway?

She who's name must never be said. >:(  What was her problem anyway?



She always worried about a guy who was a part timer like me but pushed a guy (like me) into full time but refused and sometimes threw job applications in my face,just never had much fun was always way too serious for me but I wanted to keep her in my life because I enjoyed being with her for the love of work and money for those 3 1/2 years that we were together.

Plus she didn't have the libido like I had,hers was low and mine was high,sexually we didn't connect. :(

Job Search? I have a job,been working at Pathmark for 2 years now.


Congrads!

Congrads!


Thanks Jamie.  :)

What do we save Howard from now?  Cigarette smoke and dirty tasks at work?  :D

What do we save Howard from now?  Cigarette smoke and dirty tasks at work?  :D


Neh, I suggest we save him from becoming normal.  He seems to be heading that direction,  intervention should take place soon.

Neh, I suggest we save him from becoming normal.  He seems to be heading that direction,  intervention should take place soon.


Hairy palms are not normal!

What do we save Howard from now?  Cigarette smoke and dirty tasks at work?  :D



save me from all those stupid customers. ;D

can't save you from the customers you need them to keep your job....what else can we save you from?

Hairy palms are not normal!

Unless you are Italian or Greek

Hairy palms are not normal!


What are you doing looking at him palms???!!! :P

Unless you are Italian or Greek


Neh, he just a Jewish kid from New York who lives in his parents basement.  Wait . . . add that to the list.

Neh, he just a Jewish kid from New York who lives in his parents basement.  Wait . . . add that to the list.

;D
What are you doing looking at him palms???!!! :P

I was looking at mine

Neh, he just a Jewish kid from New York who lives in his parents basement.  Wait . . . add that to the list.


I live in my parents house,not basement.  ::)

can't save you from the customers you need them to keep your job....what else can we save you from?


let me think it over.

can't save you from the customers you need them to keep your job....what else can we save you from?


The weather! :D

The weather! :D


let them save themselves.

The weather! :D



no I think we are the ones who need to be saved from Howards weather updates....  ;D

no I think we are the ones who need to be saved from Howards weather updates....  ;D


You always need weather updates.

You always need weather updates.


or I could just look out side and see for myself...since weather updates for Queens are useless in california  ;)

or I could just look out side and see for myself...since weather updates for Queens are useless in california  ;)


or check weather.com?  ::)

so when did you get saved Howard?

so when did you get saved Howard?


the heavens saved me.  ;D

the heavens saved me.  ;D
angels  http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/11/angel5.gif  watching over you  http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/11/angel12.gif

angels  http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/11/angel5.gif  watching over you   http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/11/angel12.gif


my guardian angel.

After 2 1/2 years, and 27 pages, I am wondering....CAN Howard be saved?  Does he really want to be saved?  ;) ;D ;)

I think he's been saved...mission accomplished  8)

I don't even remember what we're saving him from.

Howard, have you found a new girlfriend yet, or have you been on any dates lately?

I don't even remember what we're saving him from.

Howard, have you found a new girlfriend yet, or have you been on any dates lately?
I think it was trying to help him get a job

I think it was trying to help him get a job
A better job than the one he has now?

A better job than the one he has now?


Hmm, at the time, I think he had no job.

A better job than the one he has now?


no just a regular old job.... but we were trying to help him move up by working inside.. I don't think he ever took the advise tho  :-\\

no just a regular old job.... but we were trying to help him move up by working inside.. I don't think he ever took the advise tho  :-\\
Shelf-stacking is better than working outdoors in all weathers?

Shelf-stacking is better than working outdoors in all weathers?


Certainly, howard doesn't like working when its raining or when its really hot so indoors would be much better.  :)

Certainly, howard doesn't like working when its raining or when its really hot so indoors would be much better.  :)
Was he meant to be asking about that job position last April?

Was he meant to be asking about that job position last April?


he talked about asking but I don't know if he actually did.

he talked about asking but I don't know if he actually did.
He should ask again before winter arrives.

He should ask again before winter arrives.


yes he should. we could start a petition... GIVE HOWARD AN INDOORS JOB!  ;D

After 2 1/2 years, and 27 pages, I am wondering....CAN Howard be saved?  Does he really want to be saved?  ;) ;D ;)



Wow,Has it been 2 1/2 years already?  :o

I don't even remember what we're saving him from.

Howard, have you found a new girlfriend yet, or have you been on any dates lately?


No haven't been on any dates or found a new girl lately.

Shelf-stacking is better than working outdoors in all weathers?


sounds like a good idea.

He should ask again before winter arrives.



Yeah before the winter arrives,that way I'm prepared.

Yeah before the winter arrives,that way I'm prepared.
Ask now and avoid the summer rains?

Is this a religious type of saving?

Oh...what the heck.    Let's NOT save Howard!  :P ;)

Oh...what the heck.     Let's NOT save Howard!  :P ;)


Oh Please spare me.  ::)

Ask now and avoid the summer rains?


plus the showers and thunderstorms with hail. :o

plus the showers and thunderstorms with hail. :o


hail? in the summer?  :o

hail? in the summer?  :o
http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm66/Phil_O-Sopher/VeryWet2.jpg

June 27th (this year) at the Abbey road Crossing, it was hailstaones with Sodom and Gomorrah.

hail? in the summer?  :o


just a week ago,We had powerful thunderstorms with some pea sized hail and frequent thunder/lightning.

http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm66/Phil_O-Sopher/VeryWet2.jpg

June 27th (this year) at the Abbey road Crossing, it was hailstaones with Sodom and Gomorrah.


I'm guessing you were home at the time?  ???

Is this a religious type of saving?


Yeah,you have the money bin?  ;D

I'm guessing you were home at the time?  ???
I was looking at it through my window at that precise time.

I was looking at it through my window at that precise time.


Wow,thank god you weren't in it.  :o

Wow,thank god you weren't in it.  :o
Exactly!

and I was which I was almost pelted with hail before the bus came. :o

Can Howard be Saved - Now that IS the question 8)


;D ;D ;D

Love ya Howard

Can someone find me a woman?  ???

;D

Can someone find me a woman?  ???

;D
would you like one like the one that married dear old dad?

would you like one like the one that married dear old dad?


no I want one that is on SSD so that way I can help her and she can help me.

no I want one that is on SSD so that way I can help her and she can help me.
social security disability?. I think you should hook up with a rich old widower and you can be her boy-toy

social security disability?. I think you should hook up with a rich old widower and you can be her boy-toy


I'm not dating a grandma but how old is old? ;D

I'm not dating a grandma but how old is old? ;D
maybe around 72 to 79 years old. just think of what an old lady like that could teach you Howard  :D 

maybe around 72 to 79 years old. just think of what an old lady like that could teach you Howard  :D  


Grandma can I get a spanking maybe some hot milk and cookies?  ;D

I just can't compete with a woman who earns more money than me,It'll wind up causing a conflict just like in the past.

I just can't compete with a woman who earns more money than me,It'll wind up causing a conflict just like in the past.


What if she's a sugar mama? :D

What if she's a sugar mama? :D


I'll think about it.

Grandma can I get a spanking maybe some hot milk and cookies?  ;D
that's sounds pretty fun  ;D  and just wait until she takes out her false teeth 

that's sounds pretty fun  ;D   and just wait until she takes out her false teeth 



:o NOOO! keep her teeth in her mouth. :P

:o NOOO! keep her teeth in her mouth. :P


no velveteen rub for howard.... 






* I expect this post will be deleted in 5,4,3,2,1......  ;D

no velveteen rub for howard....   






* I expect this post will be deleted in 5,4,3,2,1......  ;D


Oh...blow it!  ;)

no velveteen rub for howard....   






* I expect this post will be deleted in 5,4,3,2,1......  ;D


Why would I want a velveteen rub?  ???

Can she give me hot milk and cookies,tuck me in bed at night and read me a bedtime story?  ;D

Why would I want a velveteen rub?  ???



Oh Howard, Howard, Howard ....trust me...turn the lights out and enjoy the ride!  ;)

Oh Howard, Howard, Howard ....trust me...turn the lights out and enjoy the ride!  ;)


the old man knows what he's talking about....  ;D

Oh Howard, Howard, Howard ....trust me...turn the lights out and enjoy the ride!  ;)


It's going to be a very bumpy ride.

Can she give me hot milk and cookies,tuck me in bed at night and read me a bedtime story?  ;D


Yep...she can do all of that ....after the rub!  :)

Yep...she can do all of that ....after the rub!  :)


Jergens Baby Lotion?

Jergens Baby Lotion?


Ummm...yeah...you could probably use that if you like. Honey, or whipped cream would be better though!  ;D

Ummm...yeah...you could probably use that if you like. Honey, or whipped cream would be better though!  ;D


how about Gorilla Glue?  ;D

how about Gorilla Glue?  ;D


Good luck with that one... ;D

Good luck with that one... ;D



That's the most powerful glue I've seen.

After reading the last page and a half of this thread I think we're beyond saving Howard.  We need to save ourselves! :D

After reading the last page and a half of this thread I think we're beyond saving Howard.  We need to save ourselves! :D


You're Saved,Hallejuah!

You're Saved,Hallejuah!


Amen!

Now where's the collection plate?

Now where's the collection plate?


Pfft!  You need it to pay my water bill!

Pfft!  You need it to pay my water bill!


You'll wind up spending it.

Can we save Howard from living on a nude beach?

Can we save Howard from living on a nude beach?


I'm staying.

Has Howard been saved yet?

Howard is always being saved!

I used to save bottles and cans. ;D

Howard has wasted his entire vacation not going out and meeting women!

Someone get Howard laid!

Howard has wasted his entire vacation not going out and meeting women!

Someone get Howard laid!


My vacation didn't start till next Sunday the 9th-15th.

My vacation didn't start till next Sunday the 9th-15th.


Oh.  Get laid then.

Oh.  Get laid then.


I'll try,not sure if I'll succeed.

I'll try,not sure if I'll succeed.


Try harder then :P

Oh.  Get laid then.
should we change the name of this thread  ::)

Try harder then :P


I have to figure out what I want to do that week.

should we change the name of this thread  ::)


;D


I don't think Howard will try hard enough.  He likes to snooze over schmooze.

;D


I don't think Howard will try hard enough.  He likes to snooze over schmooze.


snoozing about womenz.

snoozing about womenz.


That won't getcha some in the real world.  :P

That won't getcha some in the real world.  :P


just in my fantasy.

your rock and roll dreams?

Don't try to save me!

Oops, I though the thread was called "Shave Howard". I guess I misread.

Don't try to save me!


I already know it's too late. you've gone too far, your time had come, you've cum undone

fudging him for _ 
that are bad and wrong 
you nasty thing  (you nasty thing) 

>:(

Oops, I though the thread was called "Shave Howard". I guess I misread.


;D :o 8-P ;D

I don't know if Howard's save-able.  Save yourselves! :D

;D :o 8-P ;D

I don't know if Howard's save-able.  Save yourselves! :D


people on here have been trying to save me for almost 4 years.

Oops, I though the thread was called "Shave Howard". I guess I misread.


You wouldn't want to do that. ;D

You wouldn't want to do that. ;D

Guess not.

I guess there's no point in posting in this thread

There's always a point.

Wait a minute...why are we saving Howard?

Wait a minute...why are we saving Howard?


I forgot what I was being saved about?

forgetfulness?

forgetfulness?


No,that's not it.

Well it should be

Oops, I though the thread was called "Shave Howard". I guess I misread.

How about the "Slave Howard" thread.
Howard: et me a coke.
Howard: fix my car
Howard: Please walk 3 miles in the snow, I want some McDonalds French fries.  :D :D :D

Well it should be



No,It shouldn't be.

Argue with Howard thread?

Hug Howard?

^ would that be safe?  ;)