Can I fight with a girl? ;D

Can I fight with a girl? ;D


If you want to.

If you want to.



A cat girl.

A cat girl.


Do you want the name of one?

Do you want the name of one?



Go right ahead.  >:( O0

Go right ahead.  >:( O0


http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h12/Step-chan/Catgirls/Silulu934900daf3w4.jpg

How about Silulu?

Your match can be with her.

But you're the one who's gonna have to type the fight out. ;)

I'm about to do one of Airrider fighting someone.

Airrider VS Dragonfly(from Chobits)

This fight is for one fall...

In the left corner, weighing in at 100 and many pounds, the guy from Laptop Gun, who has Freya by his side:

Airrider!

In the right corner, weighing in at 145 pounds, the guy who has a smurf persocom fetish, once he kidnapped Chii, the f***nut:

Dragonfly!

(Round 1)

Dragonfly punches Airrider

Airrider: 1 damage

Airrider kicks Dragonfly in the chin very hard while Freya slaps him in the groin

Dragonfly: 15 damage, plus he doubles over from getting hit below the belt

(Round 2)

Airrider throws Dragonfly into the ring post and starts elbowing him in the chest

Dragonfly: 19 damage, and now his diaphragm is badly stun

Dragonfly tries to tackle Airrider while his chest recovers

He misses Airrider, Airrider takes no damage!

(Round 3)

Dragonfly gets his breath back and hits Airrider with a scrapped persocom arm

Airrider: 7 damage, plus it makes him very angry

Airrider pysches up! Airrider's tension increased by 100, Airrider casts Kaboom!

Dragonfly: 453 damage, Dragonfly doubles over and is near death....

(Round 4)

Dragonfly tries to throw a pipe at Airrider

The pipe falls 3 feet in front of Dragonfly, it missed Airrider who is 17 feet away: no damage to Airrider

Airrider summons 20 cute persocoms... They dash toward Dragonfly and run over him 19 times!

Dragonfly: 19,342 damage....

Dragonfly dies

The winner: Airrider!

Step-chan, man.....

We have GOT to get you out, more often!

http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h12/Step-chan/Catgirls/Silulu934900daf3w4.jpg

How about Silulu?

Your match can be with her.

But you're the one who's gonna have to type the fight out. ;)

I'm about to do one of Airrider fighting someone.



No thanks,I'm a lover not a fighter

No thanks,I'm a lover not a fighter


You're just too lazy to post a 4 round battle. ::)

You're just too lazy to post a 4 round battle. ::)



too much for me to type. ;D

too much for me to type. ;D


Next battle: "Wussy Boy" Howard vs. The Computer!

Next battle: "Wussy Boy" Howard vs. The Computer!



Oh stop it already ::)  ;D

Oh stop it already ::)  ;D


Well, prove me wrong, WB!
:D

Well, prove me wrong, WB!
:D



But How? ???

Step-chan, man.....

We have GOT to get you out, more often!


I just PMd you on this little matter.

But How? ???


Post the fight Howard.

Round 1:

The General takes down Step Chan with a flying lariat from the ropes causing 28 points of damage.

Davey steps on the cat-things throat and farts in it's general direction causing the cat-thing to lose consciousness temporarily and also lose 22 points of damage.

Round 2:

A double team manouver from The General and Davey causes the cat-thing to be forcefully inserted in Steve's anal cavity. This caused a further 41 points of damage to both Steve and the cat-thing.

Round 3:

The General sets up a table in the corner, douses it in lighter fluid and sets it on fire. Davey then ascends to the top turnbuckle with Steve (cat-thing still in his rectum) and performs a top rope sit down powerbomb through the table causing 64 points of damage to both adversaries.

Round 4:

The General uses his patented papercut tornado on the cat-thing causing 108 points of damage and leaving it in a coma.

Davey sets up Steve for a spear in the corner but at the last second changes his mind leaving Steve looking confused. Steve tries to grab Davey but from the bottom of the bag he's caught with a Thrashmister stunner. This causes 969 points of damage and results in a total knock out.

1. You choose one Inthe00s member(you can choose yourself if you want) to fight someone else to the death/K.O. etc.
2. The fights must be at least 4 rounds in length.
3. You can make up any attacks you want(As long as they are not severely obscene).
4. In each round you tell how much damage you do with a certain attack(whether it be numbers or a description of what it did).
5. You can summon someone to help for one round in the fight(whoever you want, but you can do it only once in the fight).
6. You cannot, however have two inthe00s members fight each other(I will allow certain exceptions, like if you want to fight jiminy or 5.19.86 or even me).
7. Also, your opponent must counterattack each round too(unless your opponent is defeated).
8. Failure to do rule seven will open the fight to be modified by anyone.

Post the fight Howard.


Never! :P


I'm a pussy! ;D

Are you sure you've played RPG's before Davey? Here, let me show you how it's done!

Round 1:

Step-chan fires a Magic missile, Davey takes 22 damage

Melody performs the Cat-paw-scratch slice, The General takes 21 damage

The General takes down Step-chan with a flying lariat from the ropes causing 28 points of damage.

Davey steps on Melody's throat and farts in her general direction causing Melody to lose consciousness temporarily and also lose 22 points of damage.

Round 2:

Step-chan does the Kite-dance attack, The General takes 39 damage.

Melody takes all of Davey's Cannibal Corpse CDs and burns them, Davey takes 44 damage and becomes enraged, asking The General for help in a team up.

A double team manouver from The General and Davey causes Melody to be forcefully inserted in Step-chan's anal cavity. This caused a further 41 points of damage to both Step-chan and Melody.

Round 3:

The General sets up a table in the corner, douses it in lighter fluid and sets it on fire. Davey then ascends to the top turnbuckle with Step-chan (Melody still in his rectum) and performs a top rope sit down powerbomb through the table causing 64 points of damage to both adversaries.

Step-chan and Melody finally get separated, Step-chan and Melody do a chakra healing technique to heal 50 damage while setting up their counterattacks

Melody does the Uzumaki tackle on Davey and The General, Davey takes 47 damage and The General takes 45 damage

Holy s***! Inner Step-chan comes out of Step-chan, he's really pissed now! Step-chan's Inner self grabs both Davey and The General and shocks them with an electric chakra blast! Davey takes 106 damage and The General takes 108 damage!

Round 4:

Melody performs the Pink Typhoon, The General takes 247 damage and pisses him off effectively.

The General uses his patented papercut tornado on Melody for 704 points of damage and leaving her in a coma.

Step-chan summons Super Echidna Yoto Grandma Killer to attack Davey! She throws her Devil Shoe at him, 35 damage! Strangles Davey with her Donut sidekick, 60 damage! Fires a dart shower from her cane piercing Davey severely, 250 damage! Step-chan's energy plummets from doing the summon, he hardly has the strength to move! He becomes an easy target for Davey!

Davey sets up Step-chan for a spear in the corner but at the last second changes his mind leaving Steve looking confused. Step-chan tries to grab Davey but from the bottom of the bag he's caught with a Thrashmister stunner. This causes 969 points of damage and results in a total knock out.







This is Davey's fight with me adding on to it(with my parts and changes in bold wording).

There you go, both of you still won, I wasn't going to change that part, I just wanted to add on to your fight. No problem, right?

Note: Melody is the name of the catgirl(thing, whatever).

Never! :P


I'm a pussy! ;D


Do you want me to post one of you fighting someone during my next session?

If yes, who do you want to fight?

Do you want me to post one of you fighting someone during my next session?

If yes, who do you want to fight?



Ok

How about Howard in a bikini-pillow fight match with the masked "Super Biscotti, Jr.", who can turn out to be a cat-grl in disguise?

How about Howard in a bikini-pillow fight match with the masked "Super Biscotti, Jr.", who can turn out to be a cat-grl in disguise?


I don't know how to set that one up, (hair stands on end), oh no! I just picture Howard in a bikini! I need to wash my mind in bleach!!!!

:D :D :D :D

Oh, yeah I added a new rule. Davey made his fight pretty quick, it broke rule 7(in which both sides are suppose to get in attacks, if it's the final round, though, the losing side doesn't have to). So I added a rule that if rule 7 is broken, anyone else can modify the fight. So if you want to modify Davey's fight you can(I did it).

How about Howard in a bikini-pillow fight match with the masked "Super Biscotti, Jr.", who can turn out to be a cat-grl in disguise?


Super Sweet Cheese Jr.? ;D

This match is schedules for one fall!

There is a 30 minute time limit, and it is a bikini/pillow-fight match!

Introducing first: From Washington, DC, weighing in at 200 lbs. (ego weighs in at 6 tons),
wearing the gray-and-black kimono-style robe: George "The Prez" Bush!

His opponent: From New York, weight unknown, wearing the puce-on-fuschia wraparound robe: Howard!

-ROUND ONE-

George Bush accuses Howard of being a terrorist.
Howard takes no damage.

Howard grabs a sweet cheese danish from the nearest table tray, and brandishes it under Bush's nose.
George Bush- 1 dmg., and is distracted for the remainder of the round...

-ROUND TWO-

Howard grabs a pillow shaped like Texas, and whacks George Bush in the face with it.
Bush- 5 pts. dmg., as he pulls cactus bristles out of his cheek.

George Bush attempts to grab a pillow, and his kimono-robe slips open, revealing an ugly inner thigh.
Howard sees it, as he bends for another shot.
Howard- 20 dmg., and is temporarily blinded....

-ROUND THREE-

Howard stumbles around blindly, grabbing for a pillow, and inadvertantly tearing off Geo. Bush's robe.
George Bush is revealed to be wearing peach colored Speedos, and has a tattoo just above his buttock crevice.
Bush- 50 dmg., as he feels embarassed beyond words, and vainly blames Saddam Hussein.

Howard regains his eyesight, when someone hands him sunshades.
Howard follows it up with a good loaded pillow shot to the groin.
Bush- No dmg., as Howard cannot locate his chinchillas.

-ROUND FOUR-

George Bush, still only clad in his Speedos, attempts to hit Howard with a Congressional Bill.
Howard aptly dodges, and rips off his own robe, revealing much chest hair, "Deputy Dawg" Underoos, and a tattoo of a heart that says, "Au Bon Pain" on his left bicep.
George Bush screams in panic, and runs from the arena, claiming his hair transplants have come back to get him.

WINNER: (By countout) Howard

..That's.. terrifying.

And if that were REALLY Howard, he would have smeared cherry cordials on Bush or dry-humped him.

..That's.. terrifying.

And if that were REALLY Howard, he would have smeared cherry cordials on Bush or dry-humped him.


Now if Davey had did his right(both opposing sides attacking each round), I wouldn't have needed to waste 40 minutes filling in the blanks.

:D

Now if Davey had did his right(both opposing sides attacking each round), I wouldn't have needed to waste 40 minutes filling in the blanks.

:D





Why waste 40 minutes at all?

Next fight......

Step-chan & HawkTheSlayer VS. Ralph Bakshi & Spongebob Squarepants!

This fight is for one fall! The first team to have both members K.O.'d loses!

In the blue corner, weighing in at a combination of 300+ pounds, it's the summoner of catgirls and the Simon Cowell slayer...... Step-chan & HawkTheSlayer!

In the red corner... weighing in at a total of 201 pounds... it's two lame-o fart bags...... Ralph Bakshi & Spongebob Squarepants!

Round 1

Ralph Bakshi tries showing Step-chan & HawkTheSlayer a s****** cartoon!

Step-chan: 2 damage and he gets very annoyed!
HawkTheSlayer: 1 damage, he becomes enraged!

Step-chan & HawkTheSlayer run and slam into Ralph from opposite sides and then throw him into Spongebob!

Ralph Bakshi: 39 damage and he dislocates a shoulder!
Spongebob Squarepants: 41 damage!

Spongebob tries to tackle Step-chan and HawkTheSlayer!

Step-chan: No damage!
HawkTheSlayer: No damage and he slaps Spongebob in the face!

Spongebob Squarepants: 15 damage!

Round 2

Step-chan casts Anime-blast on Spongebob!

Spongebob Squarepants: 27 damage and he loses his teeth!

Ralph pops his in arm back in place and tries to attack Step-chan, but HawkTheSlayer grabs him from behind and performs a Tombstone Piledriver on him!

Ralph Bakshi: 56 damage and he becomes very dizzy!

Spongebob tries to get HawkTheSlayer in a arm lock, but he's too weak and short for it to work!!!

HawkTheSlayer: No damage, he grabs Spongebob, kicks him in the groin 5 times and tosses him to Step-chan, who dunks Spongebob in a bucket of ice water and then uses him to scrub the mat!

Spongebob Squarepants: 23 damage and he's become very dirty!

Round 3

HawkTheSlayer casts Musical-Rock-Bomb!

Spongebob Squarepants: 98 damage!

Ralph Bakshi: 103 damage!

Ralph Bakshi recovers from his dizzy spell and hits Step-chan with a chair!

Step-chan: 17 damage! Step-chan becomes enraged!

Step-chan performs the Puchiko transformation jutsu! Step-chan becomes an exact replica of Puchiko!

Step-chan(in Puchiko's form) fires a barrage of laser blasts from his eyes!

Ralph Bakshi: 77 damage!

Spongebob Squarepants: 133 damage!

Step-chan changes to his normal form!

Spongebob and Ralph perform their team combo, The-Suck-a$$-cartoon-beam!

Step-chan & HawkTheSlayer both take 52 damage!

Round 4

Ralph tries to get with HawkTheSlayer with his ultimate attack, The Bakshi-cartoon-slicer!

HawkTheSlayer dodges the attack and counters with his own super attack: The Falcon-ray-blade!

Ralph Bakshi: 9,903 damage! Ralph is out cold and K.O.'d!

Step-chan grabs Spongebob and jumps very high in the air!!! Step-chan is about to perform one of his specials, the Ikkoku-buster! Step-chan performs the Ikkoku-buster on Spongebob, slamming him face first into the mat!

Spongebob Squarepants: 9,908 damage! Spongebob is knocked out!

Winners: Step-chan and HawkTheSlayer!

This match is schedules for one fall!

There is a 30 minute time limit, and it is a bikini/pillow-fight match!

Introducing first: From Washington, DC, weighing in at 200 lbs. (ego weighs in at 6 tons),
wearing the gray-and-black kimono-style robe: George "The Prez" Bush!

His opponent: From New York, weight unknown, wearing the puce-on-fuschia wraparound robe: Howard!

-ROUND ONE-

George Bush accuses Howard of being a terrorist.
Howard takes no damage.

Howard grabs a sweet cheese danish from the nearest table tray, and brandishes it under Bush's nose.
George Bush- 1 dmg., and is distracted for the remainder of the round...

-ROUND TWO-

Howard grabs a pillow shaped like Texas, and whacks George Bush in the face with it.
Bush- 5 pts. dmg., as he pulls cactus bristles out of his cheek.

George Bush attempts to grab a pillow, and his kimono-robe slips open, revealing an ugly inner thigh.
Howard sees it, as he bends for another shot.
Howard- 20 dmg., and is temporarily blinded....

-ROUND THREE-

Howard stumbles around blindly, grabbing for a pillow, and inadvertantly tearing off Geo. Bush's robe.
George Bush is revealed to be wearing peach colored Speedos, and has a tattoo just above his buttock crevice.
Bush- 50 dmg., as he feels embarassed beyond words, and vainly blames Saddam Hussein.

Howard regains his eyesight, when someone hands him sunshades.
Howard follows it up with a good loaded pillow shot to the groin.
Bush- No dmg., as Howard cannot locate his chinchillas.

-ROUND FOUR-

George Bush, still only clad in his Speedos, attempts to hit Howard with a Congressional Bill.
Howard aptly dodges, and rips off his own robe, revealing much chest hair, "Deputy Dawg" Underoos, and a tattoo of a heart that says, "Au Bon Pain" on his left bicep.
George Bush screams in panic, and runs from the arena, claiming his hair transplants have come back to get him.

WINNER: (By countout) Howard



why was I fighting George Bush? ;D

Why waste 40 minutes at all?


To fill in the fight. I'll P.M. you about it.

To fill in the fight. I'll P.M. you about it.



There's no need.

There's no need.


All I was gonna do was show you his fight and my adding to it(or you can check the previous page). He didn't have both sides attacking each round(well, the final round isn't necessary).

All I was gonna do was show you his fight and my adding to it(or you can check the previous page). He didn't have both sides attacking each round(well, the final round isn't necessary).


It's obvious that Sister M. doesn't get the point, or does but thinks that nobody cares.

Just goes to prove a point, doesn't it?
(Where's Tom 'T-Bone' Stankus, & his "Existential Blues" when ya need 'em?)

Can I fight with a girl? ;D
you can fight tia. with her mental powers she'll turn you into a wall stain in 0.7 seconds -- and it will only take that long because she'll hesitate momentarily at taking innocent life -- and because the match is so unfair i doubt the thread originator will allow it.

you and tony against tia might be fair, i suppose.

you can fight tia. with her mental powers she'll turn you into a wall stain in 0.7 seconds -- and it will only take that long because she'll hesitate momentarily at taking innocent life -- and because the match is so unfair i doubt the thread originator will allow it.

you and tony against tia might be fair, i suppose.


You can set up a match without loss of life, y'know.

You can set up a match without loss of life, y'know.
just for that -- you die!

just for that -- you die!


Curb your tongue, knave!

Your mother was a hamster, and your father smells of elderberries!

*blowing a Bronx cheer*

It's obvious that Sister M. doesn't get the point, or does but thinks that nobody cares.

Just goes to prove a point, doesn't it?
(Where's Tom 'T-Bone' Stankus, & his "Existential Blues" when ya need 'em?)


I PM'd her the fights....

She sent one back saying she didn't want to know(why ask the question in the first place if you don't want to know?).

I'm going to PM it to Davey too.

BTW, did you like the fight "Step-chan & HawkTheSlayer vs Ralph Bakshi & Spongebob Squarepants"?

why ask the question in the first place if you don't want to know?
are you sure you wanna know?

SM kinda trades in being short and a little rude (note the initials), so i wouldn't let it needle you. anyway, RPGs get a bad rap but they can actually be pretty fun.

you can fight tia. with her mental powers she'll turn you into a wall stain in 0.7 seconds -- and it will only take that long because she'll hesitate momentarily at taking innocent life -- and because the match is so unfair i doubt the thread originator will allow it.

you and tony against tia might be fair, i suppose.



I'm not afraid of you. http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/09/sig.gif

are you sure you wanna know?

SM kinda trades in being short and a little rude (note the initials), so i wouldn't let it needle you. anyway, RPGs get a bad rap but they can actually be pretty fun.


Okay. Understood there. ;)

I know how she reacted to different things about myself(like my prior lack of experience taking pictures and my lack of interest sports).

I PM'd her the fights....
She sent one back saying she didn't want to know(why ask the question in the first place if you don't want to know?).
I'm going to PM it to Davey too.
BTW, did you like the fight "Step-chan & HawkTheSlayer vs Ralph Bakshi & Spongebob Squarepants"?


Nice!
IMHO, if Sister soesn't want to play in the reindeer games, that's OK, but she shouldn't blast those who do. There ARE other people in the world besides her, y'know...


SM kinda trades in being short and a little rude (note the initials), so i wouldn't let it needle you. anyway, RPGs get a bad rap but they can actually be pretty fun.


A little rude?!?!?
As for the RPGs, I agree with ya 100%.
Let the Online Battles Reign!

A little rude?!?!?
well, you know, i was being nice.

well, you know, i was being nice.


You know, I applaud you for that, even if it isn't deserved.

I just know well enough that she wouldn't be as nice.
I hope she's happy in her little life, and I wish her well...when I am not blowing my top about her comments.

How about someone fight against Uwe Boll?

How about someone fight against Uwe Boll?
hoozat?

hoozat?


I was thinking it was one of those made up names like Hugh Jass. But then I realised it really dosen't work very well.

I was thinking it was one of those made up names like Hugh Jass. But then I realised it really dosen't work very well.
as long as it's not one of these characters everone in the world but me has heard of. i hate that.

as long as it's not one of these characters everone in the world but me has heard of. i hate that.


He's made those Silent Hill, Bloodrayne and House Of The Dead movies, which are based on video games by those names. Those movies also didn't get good reviews. I figure someone on here would want to fight him in battle.

as long as it's not one of these characters everone in the world but me has heard of. i hate that.


I get that a lot.

Then you have to explain to people that you're not really retarded, you just didn't see/hear/acknowledge that movie/band/E-Grade semi-celeb.

How about fighting Scrappy Doo?

How about fighting Scrappy Doo?
oh hell yes i'll fight scrappy doo. hate that little bastard.

oh hell yes i'll fight scrappy doo. hate that little bastard.


Okay, I'll do the fight tommorrow... unless you want to.

Okay, I'll do the fight tommorrow... unless you want to.
you can do it, i'm still not getting these rules quite.

can you throw in benji? he should be a good guy.

http://www.radio-canada.ca/television/mondemerveilleuxdedisney/img_div/progr/img_f_benji_dcl.jpg

you can do it, i'm still not getting these rules quite.

can you throw in benji? he should be a good guy.

http://www.radio-canada.ca/television/mondemerveilleuxdedisney/img_div/progr/img_f_benji_dcl.jpg


If you want, I can.

Would you want him as a summon of sorts?

Or as a partner in the fight?

I can PM you a better explaination of the rules if you want Tia.

So that way you could do the fights your way(I don't if you would like how I would make them).

How about fighting Scrappy Doo?


I'll kick his ass anytime. ;D

You just gave me a great idea Howard!

Tia & Howard vs. Scrappy Doo & Yu-gi-oh!

You just gave me a great idea Howard!

Tia & Howard vs. Scrappy Doo & Yu-gi-oh!


How about a bout with Eminem

How about a bout with Eminem


So Tia & Howard vs. Scrappy Doo & Eminem? Would that be good?

So Tia & Howard vs. Scrappy Doo & Eminem? Would that be good?


Ok

Ok


2 on 2 fights will take me some time to set-up, so I'll have to do it in my PMs first then copy/paste.

Next fight:

Tia and Howard vs. Scrappy Doo & Eminem!

This fight is set to these rule: the first side to have both members K.O'd loses! 1,000,000 dollar check goes to the winners!

In the red corner, Weighing in at 300+ pounds are the duo of power, the pyschic master and the master of the fighting style, Au Bon Pain! Tia & Howard!

In the blue corner, weighing in at 180+ pounds, are the masters of annoyance, the crappy little pup and the white rapper...

Scrappy Doo & Eminem!

Round 1

Eminem attacks Tia with his microphone, Tia saw the attack coming 2 minutes ago and dodges!

Tia: No damage!

Tia attacks Scrappy Doo with a psychic energy shot!

Scrappy doo: 23 damage!

Scrappy Doo yells "puppy power" and charges at Howard, he accidently trips and flies into Howard's stomach!

Howard: 2 damage!
Scrappy Doo: 5 damage!

Howard throws some super rock hard stale biscotti bread at Eminem!

Eminem: 22 damage, Eminem is stunned from the attack!

Round 2

Tia seeing Eminem stunned, uses ESP to fling 4 chairs into him!

Eminem: 45 damage, Eminem recovers from being stunned!

Scrappy Doo attacks Tia with a couple punches and an uppercut after He finished attacking Eminem!

Tia: 1 Damage! Tia smacks Scrappy Doo off of him!

Scrappy Doo: 10 damage!

After that, Howard grabs Scrappy Doo! He ties moldy Biscotti bread, an M-80 and a Molotov Cocktail to Scrappy and throws him at Eminem!

Scrappy Doo: 77 damage!
Eminem: 75 damage!

Eminem starts rapping rapidily and loudly at Tia & Howard!

Tia & Howard: 12 damage!

Round 3

Tia calls out Benji!

Benji jumps in front of Eminem and Scrappy Doo and barks at them!

Eminem: 94 damage!
Scrappy Doo: 73 damage!

Howard psyches up! Howard's Tension increases to 100!

Howard grabs Eminem and does the Au Bon Pain super toss, flinging him into Scrappy Doo!

Eminem: 150 damage!
Scrappy doo: 190 damage!

Eminem tries to shoot Tia with a .22! Tia predicted the attack 5 minutes ago!

Tia slows down time, catches the bullet and throws it at super speed into Eminem's leg!

Eminem: 241 damage, Enimem's leg is wounded!

Scrappy Doo tackles Howard!

Howard: 1 damage, Howard then kicks Scrappy in the crotch!

Scrappy Doo: 15 damage!

Round 4

Scrappy Doo yells "Let me at 'em, I'll splat 'em!" and runs toward Tia! Tia, who decided that play time was over, performs an uber psychic attack.... Psychic-piercer-bomb!

Scrappy Doo: 17,999 damage! Scrappy Doo is K.O.'d!

Howard seeing Eminem limping over to the corner, grabs Scrappy Doo and rams him into Eminem's rectum and performs one of his most powerful attacks! The Au-Bon-Laser-Piledriver!

Eminem: 17, 005 damage and Scrappy Doo's unconcious body pops out of Eminem's rear! Eminem is knocked out cold!

The winners: Tia & Howard! They get a 1,000,000 dollar check!

lol! that's pretty funny.

my favorite attack...

"After that, Howard grabs Scrappy Doo! He ties moldy Biscotti bread, an M-80 and a Molotov Cocktail to Scrappy and throws him at Eminem!"

that's how i'd've handled it if i didn't have the uber psychic powers.

i like it when tia wins, but not nearly as much as i like it when scrappy doo loses.

I figured you would like it.

moral of the story is: u fk with tia, u get da hornz.

she don't want no trouble but somehow it always seems to find her. and then she's got to uncork the mental whoopass.

I knew we'd win  ;D

I knew we'd win  ;D


Now, could you and Tia make a fight where I'm battling against, Clay Aikens?

Now, could you and Tia make a fight where I'm battling against, Clay Aikens?
how about roger whittaker and his army of aging folk singers?

http://www.msties.com/episodes/903.htm

(go down to the bottom...)

in a paroxysm of geekiness i put up a rudimentary home page about the D&D campaign i'm running here at the house of geekiness.

http://aldersaab.profusehost.net/test/index.php

it's pretty ugly. that troll logo totally isn't working.

how about roger whittaker and his army of aging folk singers?

http://www.msties.com/episodes/903.htm

(go down to the bottom...)

in a paroxysm of geekiness i put up a rudimentary home page about the D&D campaign i'm running here at the house of geekiness.

http://aldersaab.profusehost.net/test/index.php

it's pretty ugly. that troll logo totally isn't working.


Okay, how about the first one.

Okay, how about the first one.
the first one? you wanna fight roger whittaker?

do you have any special skills to counteract his ability to turn to stone with his acoustic guitar stylings? because i wouldn't want to see you get hurt.

the first one? you wanna fight roger whittaker?

do you have any special skills to counteract his ability to turn to stone with his acoustic guitar stylings? because i wouldn't want to see you get hurt.


I can transform into different characters that have powers that destroy stone.

Puchiko's eye lasers are one example.

Now, could you and Tia make a fight where I'm battling against, Clay Aikens?



Let Tia do it.

Let Tia do it.


What would it take to get you to post a fight?

What would it take to get you to post a fight?



I don't know.

I don't know.


Neither do I.

Just let Tia do it.

What would it take to get you to post a fight?
i might. i'm sorta busy cooking up this campaign today.

I will be waiting. :)

I'm surprised Hawk hasn't done the one he told me he's going to do.

(Unless he's writing it down first)

This Grudge Match is scheduled for one fall, with a 60 minute time limit!

Introducing first- From the planet Gallifrey, weighing 100 and plenty, wearing a multicolored trenchcoat, visor-shades and a driving cap: THE DOCTOR!

His opponent- Also from Gallifrey, weight unknown, wearing a neon punk chick's outfit: THE RANI!

-ROUND ONE-

The Doctor regenerates into the form of Hawk, the Slayer.
The Rani tells him that no one likes him, especially her.

No dmg. for the Doctor.

The Doctor makes a snappy comeback to the Rani's retort, commenting on her brilliant-yet-sterile mind.
The Rani's dmg.: 5 points, and a stung look on her face...

-ROUND TWO-

The Rani tells the Doctor that she doesn't need anything from him, and he should shut the (CENSORED) up.
The Doctor's dmg.: 1 point.

The Doctor bench-thumps the Rani's knee, and informs her that Midol could help her with her problem.
The Rani's dmg.: 5 points, and a furious but futile swipe at the Doctor...

-ROUND THREE-

The Rani decides she can't take the Doctor on all by herself, so she summons 3 Tetraps, to do her bidding.
The Doctor blinks, and unwinds his 17' long scarf.

The Doctor pops all 3 Tetraps on the buttocks with his scarf, in a gym-towel fashion.
All 3 Tetraps run off, in gibbering fear.
The Rani can only sputter about how she doesn't need anyone, because she's the Rani...

-FINAL ROUND-

The Doctor straps the Rani down onto a brain transference table.
The Rani: No dmg., but is unable to move, and continues to have diarrhea of the mouth.

The Doctor switches the Rani's brain with that of Britney Spears, a NY Yankees player, and a New York female punk, in a brilliant version of the Shell Game.

The Doctor then jettisons all test subjects into space, and whistles his way back to the Control Room of his TARDIS.
The Rani's dmg.: 5 seconds before she explodes in space, she sings "OOPS! I Did It Again".....

WINNER: The Doctor

.. WAIT! What's this. Lemmy runs down the entrance ramp, slides in to the ring. A kick to the mid-section and.. Oh no.. no, The Doctor is doubled over and Lemmy hits him over the head with the bass guitar! THAT'S GOTTA HURT!

.. WAIT! What's this. Lemmy runs down the entrance ramp, slides in to the ring. A kick to the mid-section and.. Oh no.. no, The Doctor is doubled over and Lemmy hits him over the head with the bass guitar! THAT'S GOTTA HURT!



Holy sh*t.

.. WAIT! What's this. Lemmy runs down the entrance ramp, slides in to the ring. A kick to the mid-section and.. Oh no.. no, The Doctor is doubled over and Lemmy hits him over the head with the bass guitar! THAT'S GOTTA HURT!


Wha?

That's a first! An attack after the posted match(Both which are cool)!

How about a fight between Me and My old supervisor from Au Bon Pain,Mr.Carpenter? ;D

Wha?


You don't do run ins?

You don't do run ins?


Who doesn't do run-ins?

Who doesn't do run-ins?



Step-chan, apparently.

Who doesn't do run-ins?


Howard, you know about run-ins don't you. Like DX on Raw the other night!!!

Can I run-in? ;D

Howard, you know about run-ins don't you. Like DX on Raw the other night!!!



yeah I know they had a bounty on them on Raw Monday Night ;D

Can I run-in? ;D



Absolutely.  You're on Lemmy's team.

You don't do run ins?


I changed my post, it's allowable. ;)

You just happened to reply before I finished my edit and saved.

This happens alot to me when I decided I had more to say. :D

Absolutely.  You're on Lemmy's team.


Who's He? ???

The next match I do will be me vs. a certain politician(not the president).

Can I run-in? ;D


Yeah, Howard, you could be Triple H, he's a good friend of Lemmy.


Who's He? ???


He's a rock & roll musician. His band is Motorhead and he recorded Triple H and Evolution's entrance music.

Who's He? ???



Lemmy Kilmister.....lead singer of Motorhead.....guy in Davey's av.....oh man, don't let him see this.

The next match I do will be me vs. a certain politician(not the president).


I wonder who it might be.

Yeah, Howard, you could be Triple H, he's a good friend of Lemmy.


Davey- Nice touch!

You're lucky I happen to like Motorhead.

Howard- Lemmy Kilmister is the lead vocalist/Bass player for Motorhead, an Irish Metal group.

POST NOTE: Lemmy turns around in apparent triumph, when he gets pegged in the head with a cricket ball, at full-force, at point-blank range!

Lemmy's dmg.: 5 points, and a sneer that would stop Kane in his tracks!

Soon To Come: Lemmy Kilmister vs. The Doctor, in a Falls Count Anywhere Match! :D

Davey- Nice touch!

You're lucky I happen to like Motorhead.

Howard- Lemmy Kilmister is the lead vocalist/Bass player for Motorhead, an Irish Metal group.

POST NOTE: Lemmy turns around in apparent triumph, when he gets pegged in the head with a cricket ball, at full-force, at point-blank range!

Lemmy's dmg.: 5 points, and a sneer that would stop Kane in his tracks!

Soon To Come: Lemmy Kilmister vs. The Doctor, in a Falls Count Anywhere Match! :D



Time To Play The Game ;D

Time To Play The Game ;D


With Step-chan as a guest referee! :D

With Step-chan as a guest referee! :D


I would kick you right in the balls. ;D

I would kick you right in the balls. ;D


And be disqualified for doing so.

Davey- Nice touch!

You're lucky I happen to like Motorhead.

Howard- Lemmy Kilmister is the lead vocalist/Bass player for Motorhead, an Irish Metal group.

POST NOTE: Lemmy turns around in apparent triumph, when he gets pegged in the head with a cricket ball, at full-force, at point-blank range!

Lemmy's dmg.: 5 points, and a sneer that would stop Kane in his tracks!

Soon To Come: Lemmy Kilmister vs. The Doctor, in a Falls Count Anywhere Match! :D


.. Irish... metal.  ??? Phil Lynott never joined Motorhead.. they just wanted him to.. anywho.

With Lemmy out cold on the floor (not an uncommon site) the second horseman of the apocalypse enters the fray, Phil Campbell running down the ring and taunting The Doctor. The Doctor takes a swing with the baseball bat and catches Phil with a grazing blow, but from under the ring WURZEL! WURZEL! WURZEL! The return of Wurzel! He lands a right hand, another right hand.. comes back, Oh man, a big uppercut to the jaw of the Doctor. Now.. Wurzel ascends the turnbuckle and goes for the.. Oh it's the speedfreak splash!

I would like to fight Mr.Carpenter my ex-supervisor at Au Bon Pain

I would like to fight Mr.Carpenter my ex-supervisor at Au Bon Pain


You're gonna have to wait for one of us to do it, or do it yourself. ;)

You're gonna have to wait for one of us to do it, or do it yourself. ;)


I can wait.

I can wait.


I just P.M.d you an important question.

I can't get you're rising sign without you answering my PM!

I can't get you're rising sign without you answering my PM!


I erased it by accident

I erased it by accident


Sure you did..... ::)

Sure you did..... ::)


Let's battle. >:(

Let's battle. >:(


:D :D :D :D :D

:D :D :D :D :D


I would kick your butt

dag. five on one!

Five against me?  :D :D :D :D :D

dag. five on one!


Fantastic! >:(

Fantastic! >:(


Did that "Sure you did" line really make you mad?

Did that "Sure you did" line really make you mad?


I don't know

Step-chan: Watch out for Howard's SuperSonic Cheek Blaster.

I saw his fight in a tag-team match. He's freaky!!! :D

I don't know


Hmmm.....

Next fight....

Step-chan vs. Indiana Governor Mitch Daniels

This fight is for one fall! No holds barred!

In the inferno corner, weighing in 165 pounds, the master of the art of Ninja-Dancer and Summoning... Step-chan!

In the Republican corner, weighing in a 180? pounds, the master of f***ing up Indiana even more than what it was to begin with, partially by getting daylight saving time re-instated... Bitc.. er.. I mean.. Mitch Daniels!

Round 1

Mitch Daniels shows the plan he used to get DST back in to Step-chan.

Step-chan: 9 damage, Step-chan becomes infuriated!

Step-chan strikes Mitch Daniels with a roundhouse kick.

Mitch Daniels: 18 damage, Mitch calls Step-chan a whiny *censored* after getting kick.

Step-chan: No damage.

Round 2

Step-chan summons the dancing PB&J Banana!

Dancing PB&J Banana(singing): It's peanut butter jelly time! It's peanut butter jelly time! It's peanut jelly time! Uhwaya, uhwaya, uhwaya, uhwaya, uhwaya, uhwaya, it's peanut butter jelly, peanut butter jelly...

Mitch Daniels: 68 damage!

Mitch Daniels throws some flawed and useless planner documents at Step-chan and the Dancing PB&J Banana!

Step-chan: 5 damage!

Dancing PB&J Banana: 10 damage! Dancing PB&J Banana runs off!

Round 3

Mitch Daniels continuing his assault summons a boring speaker to lecture! Step-chan wisely puts ear-plugs in his ears to block the sound!

Step-chan: No damage! He stays awake!

Step-chan performs the Sexy Cat-Girl no Jutsu! Step-chan turns into a sexy naked cat-girl! Mitch can't believe what he's seeing!

Mitch Daniels: 33 damage, just from seeing it! Mitch is so stunned he can't move!

Step-chan strikes Mitch Daniels with the Cat-scratch-fever attack while in the naked cat-girl form!

Mitch Daniels: 173 damage!

Step-chan changes back to his normal form!

Round 4

Mitch Daniels, at the end of his rope, tries his desperation strike... The DST bracker beam!

Step-chan: 133 damage! Step-chan tells Mitch that he'll have to do better than that!

Step-chan powers up one of his signature attacks! The Moon Dance!!!! Step-chan performs that Moon Dance on Mitch Daniels! A cresent beam slams down incredibly hard on Mitch!

Mitch Daniels: 7,000 damage! Mitch Daniels is K.O.'d!

Winner: Step-chan!

one gets the sense the outcome was pre-ordained. :P

one gets the sense the outcome was pre-ordained. :P


Well, I was just venting some anger toward ol' Mitch..... I hate what he's done.

Not my best made fight, but I've been under alot of stress lately.

I feel the same way about ol' Arnie!

I feel the same way about ol' Arnie!


Yep. I feel that elections are rigged anyway(for the most part, namely if they really want a certain person in office).

What's the next fight?

one gets the sense the outcome was pre-ordained. :P


Never. NEVER.

I'll fight Tubeway in a steel cage.

What's the next fight?


Don't know.

Don't know.


Let's think of one.

Let's think of one.


I'm not in the best mood to right now.

Could do a 2 on 2 battle involving one inthe00s member on opposing sides with a celebrity/cartoon or video game character paired up to each.

in full geek mode now: i'm working on a big boss for this dungeon i'm running, he's a made up class, like cleric only crazier and with some made-up spells. here's my spell list.

***

1st level: Create Festering Wound, Detect Mutation, Curse, command, Cause Light wounds, protection from good, putrefy food and drink, sanctuary

2nd: Distort 15

What's the next fight?


How about Howard & Johnny Bravo vs. either Ren & Stimpy, or Robin & Batman?

How about Howard & Johnny Bravo vs. either Ren & Stimpy, or Robin & Batman?


Me and Johnny Bravo would kick major ass! ;D

That would be cool.

Watch for the following fight, within the next 12 hours-

Howard and Johnny Bravo vs. "Robin" and Batman!

Watch for the following fight, within the next 12 hours-

Howard and Johnny Bravo vs. "Robin" and Batman!


In A Steel Cage

In A Steel Cage


I'll have to think of something soon.

I'll leave the Howard fight to Hawk though(2 on 2s take longer to type).

I'll leave the Howard fight to Hawk though(2 on 2s take longer to type).


It'll be on later this evening.

It'll be on later this evening.


I just need to figure out a battle to do myself, the last 2 on 2 battle I did took longer than one session(I had to save part of it in my PMs).

This contest is scheduled for one fall!

It is a Steel Cage Match, with no set time limit.

Introducing first- From Gotham City, weighing in at 220 lbs, at 78 years of age-
BATMAN!
His partner- refusing to identify weight, origin, or sex- "ROBIN!"

Their opponents:
Introducing first- From Bayside, NY., weighing in at 100-n-plenty, dressed in the "Au Bon Pain" uniform-
HOWARD!
His partner- From the Cartoon Network, weighing in at 250 lbs. (including the pompadour)- JOHNNY BRAVO!

-PREMATCH-

Howard goes to shake "Robin's" hand..."Robin" spits in it.
Howard is confused...
Johnny Bravo strikes his patented "Whoa, Mama" pose.
Batman gets a hernia trying to imitate it...

-ROUND ONE-

Batman whispers for "Robin" to fight Howard, while he "does something".
"Robin" tells Howard he is worthless.
Howard- No dmg., but is somewhat befuddled.
Howard attempts to smack "Robin" with his apron.
"Robin" dodges, and whispers that this is just like avoiding his phone calls.
Howard scratches his head...
Johnny Bravo notices Batman attempting to scale the turnbuckles, but does nothing, as Batman is taking an extremely long time...

-ROUND TWO-

Howard tags in Johnny Bravo.
"Robin" calls Howard a "wimp", and remarks how he can't handle his own problems.
Howard- 10 dmg, due to hurt feelings.
Johnny Bravo rams "Robin" in the gut, with his pompadour, which has enough hairspray to break the Great Wall of China.
"Robin"- 30 dmg, and the eye mask comes loose, but not off.
"Robin" is winded, and misses hitting Johnny Bravo in the yambags.
Johnny Bravo looks down, and simultaneously hammerlocks "Robin" on the ground, while breathing in "Robin's" face, and telling "Robin" that he has been eating a Bronx "Gastro-Death Dealer" hot dog.
"Robin" barfs, and Johnny Bravo lets go, lamenting about his new black T-Shirt getting messed up.
Johnny Bravo- 2 dmg, and is wringing his shirt out...

-ROUND THREE-

Johnny Bravo tags in Howard.
Howard prepares to apply the "Back-Handed Tongue Lock" to "Robin".
"Robin" stops him by saying that he wrestles as well as he holds a job.
Howard stops dead in his tracks, and wonders about the eye mask, which has not been fixed.
"Robin" goes for a yambag punch, and stops short, saying "I can't do it! I just can't touch it!"
Howard is shocked, and rips at the eye mask.
Howard reveals that "Robin" is actually Robin!!!!!!
Robin spits at Howard, but Howard dodges.
Howard is shocked enough, allowing Robin another attack...

-ROUND FOUR-

Howard vaguely hears Johnny Bravo yelling at him.
While Howard turns to hear, Robin clocks him with a loaded purse.
Howard- 30 dmg, and out like a light.
Batman finally makes it to the top turnbuckle, and prepares to "Bat Bomb" Howard.
Johnny Bravo rushes in, pulls Howard out of the way,and Batman falls flat on his face.
Batman- 50 dmg, and out for the count.
Johnny Bravo strikes his "C'mere, Baby" pose at Robin, distracting her for a moment.
Robin says that she'll "do" Johnny over Howard any day.
Suddenly........



Howard sits up, and a rage flows through his body, causing him to shake like Hulk Hogan and Eugene put together.
Robin attempts to kick his face, and Howard grabs her leg, pulling her into a face-plant on the mat.
Johnny Bravo gets out of the way, as Howard suddenly lifts Robin up, and hits her with his most notorious maneuver: "The Au Bon Pain Slam", from the second rope, as he holds her!
Robin: 40 dmg, and stunned enough for Howard to make another attack....
Johnny Bravo and Howard link arms, and perform the "Greg Brady" on Robin, which leaves her screaming like a gibbering idiot, in the center of the ring.
Johnny Bravo motions for the door of the cage to be opened, and gets out.
Howard goes to get out, stops, turns around, and rips his uniform off, to reveal a male stripper's outfit.
The female fans in the place go wild!
Howard farts in Robin's face, before exiting the cage.

WINNERS: Johnny Bravo and HOWARD!

This contest is scheduled for one fall!

It is a Steel Cage Match, with no set time limit.

Introducing first- From Gotham City, weighing in at 220 lbs, at 78 years of age-
BATMAN!
His partner- refusing to identify weight, origin, or sex- "ROBIN!"

Their opponents:
Introducing first- From Bayside, NY., weighing in at 100-n-plenty, dressed in the "Au Bon Pain" uniform-
HOWARD!
His partner- From the Cartoon Network, weighing in at 250 lbs. (including the pompadour)- JOHNNY BRAVO!

-PREMATCH-

Howard goes to shake "Robin's" hand..."Robin" spits in it.
Howard is confused...
Johnny Bravo strikes his patented "Whoa, Mama" pose.
Batman gets a hernia trying to imitate it...

-ROUND ONE-

Batman whispers for "Robin" to fight Howard, while he "does something".
"Robin" tells Howard he is worthless.
Howard- No dmg., but is somewhat befuddled.
Howard attempts to smack "Robin" with his apron.
"Robin" dodges, and whispers that this is just like avoiding his phone calls.
Howard scratches his head...
Johnny Bravo notices Batman attempting to scale the turnbuckles, but does nothing, as Batman is taking an extremely long time...

-ROUND TWO-

Howard tags in Johnny Bravo.
"Robin" calls Howard a "wimp", and remarks how he can't handle his own problems.
Howard- 10 dmg, due to hurt feelings.
Johnny Bravo rams "Robin" in the gut, with his pompadour, which has enough hairspray to break the Great Wall of China.
"Robin"- 30 dmg, and the eye mask comes loose, but not off.
"Robin" is winded, and misses hitting Johnny Bravo in the yambags.
Johnny Bravo looks down, and simultaneously hammerlocks "Robin" on the ground, while breathing in "Robin's" face, and telling "Robin" that he has been eating a Bronx "Gastro-Death Dealer" hot dog.
"Robin" barfs, and Johnny Bravo lets go, lamenting about his new black T-Shirt getting messed up.
Johnny Bravo- 2 dmg, and is wringing his shirt out...

-ROUND THREE-

Johnny Bravo tags in Howard.
Howard prepares to apply the "Back-Handed Tongue Lock" to "Robin".
"Robin" stops him by saying that he wrestles as well as he holds a job.
Howard stops dead in his tracks, and wonders about the eye mask, which has not been fixed.
"Robin" goes for a yambag punch, and stops short, saying "I can't do it! I just can't touch it!"
Howard is shocked, and rips at the eye mask.
Howard reveals that "Robin" is actually Robin!!!!!!
Robin spits at Howard, but Howard dodges.
Howard is shocked enough, allowing Robin another attack...

-ROUND FOUR-

Howard vaguely hears Johnny Bravo yelling at him.
While Howard turns to hear, Robin clocks him with a loaded purse.
Howard- 30 dmg, and out like a light.
Batman finally makes it to the top turnbuckle, and prepares to "Bat Bomb" Howard.
Johnny Bravo rushes in, pulls Howard out of the way,and Batman falls flat on his face.
Batman- 50 dmg, and out for the count.
Johnny Bravo strikes his "C'mere, Baby" pose at Robin, distracting her for a moment.
Robin says that she'll "do" Johnny over Howard any day.
Suddenly........



Howard sits up, and a rage flows through his body, causing him to shake like Hulk Hogan and Eugene put together.
Robin attempts to kick his face, and Howard grabs her leg, pulling her into a face-plant on the mat.
Johnny Bravo gets out of the way, as Howard suddenly lifts Robin up, and hits her with his most notorious maneuver: "The Au Bon Pain Slam", from the second rope, as he holds her!
Robin: 40 dmg, and stunned enough for Howard to make another attack....
Johnny Bravo and Howard link arms, and perform the "Greg Brady" on Robin, which leaves her screaming like a gibbering idiot, in the center of the ring.
Johnny Bravo motions for the door of the cage to be opened, and gets out.
Howard goes to get out, stops, turns around, and rips his uniform off, to reveal a male stripper's outfit.
The female fans in the place go wild!
Howard farts in Robin's face, before exiting the cage.

WINNERS: Johnny Bravo and HOWARD!



Finally Him And I win a match.

So, Howie-

Didja diggit?

curiosity: are y'all actually using dice and stats to randomize the results?

curiosity: are y'all actually using dice and stats to randomize the results?


A-huh, huh, huh, huh! You said "y'all"!

-As for the stats, dice, etc.- Each fight runner does it differently.

I use the patented HANS (Hamilton Assigned Number System).

A-huh, huh, huh, huh! You said "y'all"!

-As for the stats, dice, etc.- Each fight runner does it differently.

I use the patented HANS (Hamilton Assigned Number System).
i'm from houston! we've engineered a clever workaround for the english language's defect of lacking a plural second-person pronoun.

let's face it, "y'all" has got it all over "ee-yuns."

i'm from houston! we've engineered a clever workaround for the english language's defect of lacking a plural second-person pronoun.

let's face it, "y'all" has got it all over "ee-yuns."


Hey, jeet yet?

This contest is scheduled for one fall!

It is a Steel Cage Match, with no set time limit.

Introducing first- From Gotham City, weighing in at 220 lbs, at 78 years of age-
BATMAN!
His partner- refusing to identify weight, origin, or sex- "ROBIN!"

Their opponents:
Introducing first- From Bayside, NY., weighing in at 100-n-plenty, dressed in the "Au Bon Pain" uniform-
HOWARD!
His partner- From the Cartoon Network, weighing in at 250 lbs. (including the pompadour)- JOHNNY BRAVO!

-PREMATCH-

Howard goes to shake "Robin's" hand..."Robin" spits in it.
Howard is confused...
Johnny Bravo strikes his patented "Whoa, Mama" pose.
Batman gets a hernia trying to imitate it...

-ROUND ONE-

Batman whispers for "Robin" to fight Howard, while he "does something".
"Robin" tells Howard he is worthless.
Howard- No dmg., but is somewhat befuddled.
Howard attempts to smack "Robin" with his apron.
"Robin" dodges, and whispers that this is just like avoiding his phone calls.
Howard scratches his head...
Johnny Bravo notices Batman attempting to scale the turnbuckles, but does nothing, as Batman is taking an extremely long time...

-ROUND TWO-

Howard tags in Johnny Bravo.
"Robin" calls Howard a "wimp", and remarks how he can't handle his own problems.
Howard- 10 dmg, due to hurt feelings.
Johnny Bravo rams "Robin" in the gut, with his pompadour, which has enough hairspray to break the Great Wall of China.
"Robin"- 30 dmg, and the eye mask comes loose, but not off.
"Robin" is winded, and misses hitting Johnny Bravo in the yambags.
Johnny Bravo looks down, and simultaneously hammerlocks "Robin" on the ground, while breathing in "Robin's" face, and telling "Robin" that he has been eating a Bronx "Gastro-Death Dealer" hot dog.
"Robin" barfs, and Johnny Bravo lets go, lamenting about his new black T-Shirt getting messed up.
Johnny Bravo- 2 dmg, and is wringing his shirt out...

-ROUND THREE-

Johnny Bravo tags in Howard.
Howard prepares to apply the "Back-Handed Tongue Lock" to "Robin".
"Robin" stops him by saying that he wrestles as well as he holds a job.
Howard stops dead in his tracks, and wonders about the eye mask, which has not been fixed.
"Robin" goes for a yambag punch, and stops short, saying "I can't do it! I just can't touch it!"
Howard is shocked, and rips at the eye mask.
Howard reveals that "Robin" is actually Robin!!!!!!
Robin spits at Howard, but Howard dodges.
Howard is shocked enough, allowing Robin another attack...

-ROUND FOUR-

Howard vaguely hears Johnny Bravo yelling at him.
While Howard turns to hear, Robin clocks him with a loaded purse.
Howard- 30 dmg, and out like a light.
Batman finally makes it to the top turnbuckle, and prepares to "Bat Bomb" Howard.
Johnny Bravo rushes in, pulls Howard out of the way,and Batman falls flat on his face.
Batman- 50 dmg, and out for the count.
Johnny Bravo strikes his "C'mere, Baby" pose at Robin, distracting her for a moment.
Robin says that she'll "do" Johnny over Howard any day.
Suddenly........



Howard sits up, and a rage flows through his body, causing him to shake like Hulk Hogan and Eugene put together.
Robin attempts to kick his face, and Howard grabs her leg, pulling her into a face-plant on the mat.
Johnny Bravo gets out of the way, as Howard suddenly lifts Robin up, and hits her with his most notorious maneuver: "The Au Bon Pain Slam", from the second rope, as he holds her!
Robin: 40 dmg, and stunned enough for Howard to make another attack....
Johnny Bravo and Howard link arms, and perform the "Greg Brady" on Robin, which leaves her screaming like a gibbering idiot, in the center of the ring.
Johnny Bravo motions for the door of the cage to be opened, and gets out.
Howard goes to get out, stops, turns around, and rips his uniform off, to reveal a male stripper's outfit.
The female fans in the place go wild!
Howard farts in Robin's face, before exiting the cage.

WINNERS: Johnny Bravo and HOWARD!


WOW.........

So, Howie-

Didja diggit?


Yes I dig it.

Next fight I'll be doing.....

Step-chan, Silulu and Naruto vs. Master Shake, Frylock, Meatwad and the Mooninites in a Handicap match(With Step-chan, Silulu and Naruto being out numbered 5 to 3!)!*

I'll have to write this one down first, as it will be my most complex match set-up!

*I don't hate the Aqua Teen Hunger Force, I just thought it would be a fun battle idea.

This is Silulu:

http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h12/Step-chan/Catgirls/Silulu934900daf3w4.jpg

So, what time's the 3rd battle?

So, what time's the 3rd battle?


When I get it done on paper before I come back to the library. I have to do it this way instead of improving like I did before, improving the battles takes too much of the time on my sessions.

I did the whole battle on paper last night, now I'm going to save it to my PMs until I have it all in there then copy and post it here.

About to put the last of it up!

Okay, the next fight:

Step-chan, Silulu and Naruto vs. Master Shake, Frylock, Meatwad and The Mooninites!

Annoucer: Welcome to the fight! It's great to be here isn't?
HawkTheSlayer: it sure is! Let's get to the statistics of each team!

Annoucer: Step-chan is an Experience Ninjadancer and Summoner, he can summon alot of different beings and people! He also has a high Chakra rating and can do a variety of magical dances.

Silulu is a resident of Sea Lounge and has a moderate Chakra rating, is able to cast magic spells and use her sex appeal to help in battle.

Naruto is force to be reckoned with, he has the Ninetailed Fox Demon sealed in his belly and has the highest Chakra rating of the three! He can do alot of different jutsu as well.

HawkTheSlayer: Master Shake is a total jerk, he can't do a whole except for headbutting and tackling people.

Frylock is the most competent of the five, he can fire lasers from his eyes and has a good Chakra rating.

Meatwad actually has the highest Chakra rating of the five, but he doesn't know how to use it, he is also the dimmest bulb of the group.

The Mooninites are just total d****! They are fairly weak and don't produce Chakra at all, they have to use tools in battle to help out!

Annoucer: Looks the fight is about to start!

Round 1

Master Shake tries to flirt with Silulu!
Silulu: 1 damage, Silulu slaps Master Shake
Master Shake: 3 damage.

Naruto hits Meatwad with a few Kunai!
Meatwad: 15 damage.

Meatwad throws a punch at Step-chan! Step-chan dodges!
Step-chan: No damage.

Silulu hits the Little Mooninite with a silver platter!
Little Mooninite: 10 damage.

Frylock whips Naruto with his fry hair!
Naruto: 7 damage.

Step-chan attacks the Big Mooninite with a chakra powered palm thrust!
Big Mooninite: 14 damage.

The Little Mooninite kicks Step-chanin the crotch!
Step-chan: 2 damage, Step-chan bends over in pain, gets pissed and stomps on the Little Mooninite!
Little Mooninite: 11 damage.

The Big Mooninite throws a couple of rocks at Naruto when his back is turned!
Naruto: 4 damage.

Round 2

Silulu casts Plate Cascade Crash on Frylock, Master Shake and Meatwad!
Frylock: 23 damage. Master Shake: 27 damage. Meatwad: 24 damage.

Meatwad tackles Step-chan!
Step-chan: 4 damage! Meatwad takes 2 damage from the recoil!

Frylock zaps Step-chan and Silulu with a Spiral Laser Shot!
Step-chan: 27 damage. Silulu: 26 damage.

Master Shake laughs at Step-chan and Silulu, Step-chan decides to attack Master Shake!
Step-chan does the Sash Dance on Master Shake!
Master Shake: 28 damage, Master Shake Headbutts Step-chan afterward!
Step-chan: 5 damage. Master Shake takes 1 damage from the recoil!

Master Shake throws Meatwad at Naruto's feet while he's running into attack, causing him to trip!
Naruto: 7 damage! Meatwad: 15 damage!

Naruto gets up and throws Meatwad back at Master Shake, hitting him and sending both him and Meatwad flying into Frylock and The Mooninites!
Meatwad: 15 damage. Master Shake: 6 damage. Frylock: 19 damage. Big Mooninite: 24 damage. Little Mooninite: 25 damage.

The Mooninites start up their strategy to stop Step-chan and his teammates dead in their tracks!
The Little Mooninite cusses at Step-chan, Silulu and Naruto! They start laughing while the Big Mooninite puts on the Foreigner Belt, so that they can use the magical powers of Foreigner songs!

The Big Mooninite tells Step-chan, Silulu and Naruto that they are "as cold as ice"!
Step-chan: 14 damage. Silulu: 11 damage. Naruto: 10 damage.
Step-chan, Silulu and Naruto are frozen, they can't move!

Round 3

The Aqua Teen Hunger Force and The Mooninites attack Step-chan, Silulu and Naruto while their frozen!

Master Shake hits Naruto with a shovel!
Naruto: 35 damage.

Frylock zaps Step-chan with Eye Lasers!
Step-chan: 47 damage.

Meatwad hits Silulu with a barrage of lit cigarettes!
Silulu: 9 damage.

The Big Mooninite gives Step-chan, Silulu and Naruto the middle finger!
Step-chan, Silulu and Naruto: No damage, just irritation from being frozen and unable to move.

The Little Mooninite uses the Foreigner Belt and tells Step-chan and his team that they are "hot blooded".
Step-chan: 4 damage. Silulu: 5 damage. Naruto: 5 damage.
Step-chan, Silulu and Naruto are no longer frozen!

The Big Mooninite slaps the Little Mooninite for thawing Step-chan nad his team and calls him a stupid f***.
The Little Mooninite: 1 damage and he feels like an idiot.

Step-chan, Silulu and Naruto start setting up their team combination attack!
Naruto performs his Sexy Jutsu!
Naruto transforms into a sexy naked girl!
Silulu casts a magic spell transforming her outfit into see-through lingerie!
Step-chan performs his Sexy Catgirl Jutsu!
Step-chan transforms into a sexy naked catgirl!
Master Shake, Frylock, Meatwad and the Mooninites are too lust adled from the abundant sight of T&A to move!

Step-chan, Silulu and Naruto fire their team combination attack, the Sexy Beam!
Master Shake: 523 damage damage. Frylock: 503 damage. Meatwad: 519 damage. Big Mooninite: 541 damage. Little Mooninite: 536 damage. The Foreigner Belt: 999 damage, The Foreigner Belt is destroyed!

Step-chan and Naruto return to their normal forms!

Silulu's clothing changes back to normal!

Round 4

Master Shake, Frylock and Meatwad fire a team combination Plasma Blast at Step-chan and his team in retaliation!
Step-chan: 103 damage. Silulu: 105 damage. Naruto: 97 damage.

Silulu performs the 64 Tenketsu Strike on the Aqua Teen Hunger Force!
Frylock, Master Shake and Meatwad: 128 damage to each, plus their special attacks have been disabled!

Step-chan summons Dejiko and Puchiko!
Dejiko and Puchiko blast the Aqua Teen Hunger Force and The Mooninites with a barrage of Eye Lasers!
Master Shake: 167 damage. Frylock: 143 damage. Meatwad: 154 damage. Big Mooninite: 160 damage. Little Mooninite: 168 damage.

Naruto, looking at The Mooninites, decides to charge up for one of his special attacks, The Uzumaki Spiral Barrage!

The Mooninites run behind Naruto to attack him from behind!
Naruto accidently farts on The Mooninites!
Big Mooninite: 47 damage. Little Mooninite: 52 damage.
The Mooninites are too stunned from the horrible smell to move!

Naruto says he overdid it, then he performs the art of the Shadow Clone, making 4 extras of himself.
Naruto and his clones perform the Uzumaki Spiral Barrage on The Mooninites!
Big Mooninite: 1,713 damage, the Big Mooninite is knocked out!
Little Mooninite: 1,724 damage, the Little Mooninite is knocked out!

Round 5

With The Mooninites defeated, Step-chan and Silulu prepare to finish off the Aqua Teen Hunger Force!
Naruto cheers Step-chan and Silulu on, Step-chan and Silulu smile and give the big thumbs up!

Silulu grabs Master Shake and gets ready to perform one of her signature attacks, The Sea Lounge Ecchi Bomber!

Silulu spins Master Shake around and slams him into the ring post 10 times and does The Sea Lounge Ecchi Bomber, bashing his head into the mat with fierce intensity!
Master Shake: 1, 436 damage, Master Shake is knocked out!

Step-chan grabs both Frylock and Meatwad, throws them into the air and does a powerful Ninja-dancer strike, the Firemata Dance!
Large balls of fire hit Frylock and Meatwad from every direction!
Frylock: 1,610 damage, Frylock is knocked out!
Meatwad: 1,641 damage, Meatwad is knocked out!

Annoucer: The winners are.... Step-chan, Silulu and Naruto!

HawkTheSlayer: The Little Mooninite was the weakest link in that battle, since he accidently thawed out Step-chan and his team!

Annoucer: Yes, that sure is true.

Cute battle!

Of course, I was honored to be the Guest Announcer, but I always thought of myself as ore of the "Tazz" type.

Cute battle!

Of course, I was honored to be the Guest Announcer, but I always thought of myself as ore of the "Tazz" type.


I'm trying to remember how he was.

Next two fights I'll be doing are...

1. HawkTheSlayer vs. Simon Cowell... Simon Cowell was brought back to life and now he's after Hawk!

2. Step-chan vs. Davey Thrastmister in a rematch! Step-chan wants alittle payback!

Next two fights I'll be doing are...

1. HawkTheSlayer vs. Simon Cowell... Simon Cowell was brought back to life and now he's after Hawk!

2. Step-chan vs. Davey Thrastmister in a rematch! Step-chan wants alittle payback!


Simon will win.

Simon will win.


As if.

Simon will win.


If Simon Cowell wins, I'm blaming Howard.

If Simon Cowell wins, I'm blaming Howard.



Maybe by disqualification ;D

If Simon Cowell wins, I'm blaming Howard.


I'm the one doing, you have nothing to worry about. ;)

I'm the one doing, you have nothing to worry about. ;)


If Simon Cowell has outside help, I reserve the right to summon 3 of the following people, to help:

-Weird Al Yankovic
-Flavor Flav
-Criss Angel, the Mindfreak
-Pete Townshend
-The late Jack Palance
-Jack Thompson
-Adnan alKaissey
-Ghost Rider

If Simon Cowell has outside help, I reserve the right to summon 3 of the following people, to help:

-Weird Al Yankovic
-Flavor Flav
-Criss Angel, the Mindfreak
-Pete Townshend
-The late Jack Palance
-Jack Thompson
-Adnan alKaissey
-Ghost Rider



Michael Jackson

Michael Jackson


Do you like Michael Jackson?

Do you like Michael Jackson?



I used to

If Simon Cowell has outside help, I reserve the right to summon 3 of the following people, to help:

-Weird Al Yankovic
-Flavor Flav
-Criss Angel, the Mindfreak
-Pete Townshend
-The late Jack Palance
-Jack Thompson
-Adnan alKaissey
-Ghost Rider


Okay, so you do summons like I do? Cool!

Heck, Simon Cowell doesn't even have to have outside help for me to have you do a summon! :)

I hope you are familiar with all entities named.

Otherwise, I may have to help fill you in on them.

Weird Al Yankovic- Song Musician and song parody master.
Flavor Flav- Sounds familiar, but I don't remember very well.
Criss Angel, the Mindfreak- Who?
Pete Townshend- Singer from "The Who".
The late Jack Palance- I think I've heard of him, but it's been awhile.
Jack Thompson- I don't even want to think of using him, unless you're going to tie a bomb to him and throw him at Simon Cowell.
Adnan alKaissey- Never heard of him.
Ghost Rider- Ummm....... *Brain shorts out*

Weird Al Yankovic- Song Musician and song parody master.
Flavor Flav- Sounds familiar, but I don't remember very well.
Criss Angel, the Mindfreak- Who?
Pete Townshend- Singer from "The Who".
The late Jack Palance- I think I've heard of him, but it's been awhile.
Jack Thompson- I don't even want to think of using him, unless you're going to tie a bomb to him and throw him at Simon Cowell.
Adnan alKaissey- Never heard of him.
Ghost Rider- Ummm....... *Brain shorts out*


Weird Al- Correct.
Flavor Flav- Has his own show, "Falvor Of Love" on VH1. Rapper who made metal teeth famous.
Criss Angel, the Mindfreak- Master Illusionist. Has his own show on VH1.
Pete Townshend- Guitar-smashing singer/guitarist of The Who."
Jack Palance- Late actor. Known for "City Slickers", but has almost 50 yrs. in films.
Jack Thompson- Useful for throwing  lawsuits and censorship at Simon.
Adnan alKaissey- Semi-retired pro wrestler from Iraq. Also known as "The Sheikh", and "General Adnan".
Ghost Rider- Marvel Comics character, known for riding a motorcycle, and his "supernatural" powers: the Pennance Stare, summoning his "Skull Cycle", and his "Hellfire" touch, which sears, even though it's cold.

Weird Al- Correct.
Flavor Flav- Has his own show, "Falvor Of Love" on VH1. Rapper who made metal teeth famous.
Criss Angel, the Mindfreak- Master Illusionist. Has his own show on VH1.
Pete Townshend- Guitar-smashing singer/guitarist of The Who."
Jack Palance- Late actor. Known for "City Slickers", but has almost 50 yrs. in films.
Jack Thompson- Useful for throwing  lawsuits and censorship at Simon.
Adnan alKaissey- Semi-retired pro wrestler from Iraq. Also known as "The Sheikh", and "General Adnan".
Ghost Rider- Marvel Comics character, known for riding a motorcycle, and his "supernatural" powers: the Pennance Stare, summoning his "Skull Cycle", and his "Hellfire" touch, which sears, even though it's cold.


Okay, cool.

Okay, cool.


;)

I'll be doing the fight tommorrow.

I've got half the fight done and saved in my PMs, I'm doing 4 rounds, but I'm having more than 1 attack from each person per round!

;D

Next fight!

Step-chan: Hello, this is Step-chan, guest annoucer for this exciting battle:

HawkTheSlayer vs. Simon Cowell

Annoucer: HawkTheSlayer has an accomplished record, he hasn't lost any of his previous fights!

Step-chan: Hawk's first victory was against the demon spawn Simon Cowell, he actually killed him in that fight!

Annoucer: Yes, but the executives of "American Idol" revived Simon and had him train to go up against Hawk again!

Step-chan: looks like the fight is about to begin....



In the red corner, weighing in at a plenty, the master of grappling, music-style fighting and summons... HawkTheSlayer!

In the blue corner, weighing in at 170+ pounds, the master of insulting auditioning people, recently revived by some demon TV executives... Simon Cowell!

Round 1

Simon tells Hawk that he shouldn't give up his day job.

HawkTheSlayer: 3 Damage.

Hawk calls Simon a limey queer.

Simon Cowell: 4 Damage.

Simon Cowell throws a bottle of water at Hawk.

HawkTheSlayer: 7 damage.

Hawk does a three punch combo and performs a body slam on Simon Cowell.

Simon Cowell: 25 damage, Simon is too stunned to attack!

Round 2

Hawk continues his attack by doing a moonsault on Simon and hitting him with a Singapore cane.

Simon Cowell: 41 damage, Simon returns to his senses!

Simon kicks Hawk in the shins and slaps him in the face.

HawkTheSlayer: 11 damage.

Hawk powers up and casts the attack spell "Musical-definement-ray"!

Simon Cowell: 50 damage.

Simon summons Paula Abdul to fight!

Paula scoffs Hawk and hits him with a chair!

HawkTheSlayer: 18 damage.

Round 3

Hawk, annoyed by this current situation, does one of his specialties, a quadruple summon! Hawk summons Weird Al Yankovic, Flavor Flav, Pete Townshend and Jack Thompson!

Weird Al plays "Nature Trail To Hell" and tells a very weird story!

Paula Abdul: 44 damage.

Simon Cowell: 42 damage.

Flavor Flav shines his beautiful shiney metal smile at Simon and Paula and starts singing an awesome rap song!

Paula Abdul: 49 damage.

Simon Cowell: 50 damage.

Pete Townshend blars his guitar really loud and hits both Paula and Simon in the head with it!

Paula Abdul: 43 damage!

Simon Cowell: 57 damage!

Jack Thompson opens up his brief case and presents both Paula and Simon with a lawsuit for offensive reality TV and having absolutely no taste and then he farted!

Paula Abdul: 33 damage, Paula runs out of the ring and the building!

Simon Cowell: 99 damage, Simon recovers!

Simon decides to get serious and hits Hawk 5 punches and 4 kicks.

HawkTheSlayer: 53 damage.

Hawk grabs Jack Thompson, ties a bag full of dysentry and ice chucks to him and throws him at Simon! Simon is hit head on!

Simon Cowell: 120 damage, Simon becomes grossed out and gags!

Jack Thompson: 92 damage, Jack Thompson gets up and limps out of the ring!

Simon washes the waste off of him and bum rushes Hawk!

HawkTheSlayer: 58 damage, Hawk stumbles!

Round 4

Simon takes the opportunity to strike again, hitting Hawk with a baseball bat.

HawkTheSlayer: 62 damage, Hawk gets back on his feet!

Hawk grabs Simon by the crotch on throws him into the air, then slugs him with a steel pipe.

Simon Cowell: 99 damage.

Simon, knowing that he doesn't have much energy left, does his desperation attack, the "Omega-you-suck-badly" taunt!

HawkTheSlayer: 204 damage, Hawk tells Simon that wasn't enough to defeat him!

Hawk readies one of his super moves, the "Melodious Albatross Side Slash"!

Hawk does the Melodious Albatross Side Slash on Simon, sending Simon flying into the ropes and rebounding all over the ring!

Simon Cowell: 5,999 damage, Simon Cowell is K.O.'d!

The Winner: HawkTheSlayer!


Step-chan: Simon loses again, good thing too, I don't like him!

Annoucer: See you next time when Step-chan fights against Davey Thrashmister!

Step-chan: I'm ready for him!

Interesting battle!

For future reference, though:

-Pete Townshend doesn't hit groins, he smashes guitars...sometimes on people!
-Jack Thompson also farted in that battle.

BTW, loved the bit with Paula.
Too bad Randy wan't there...could've converted him with either my voice, or my extensive knowledge of Rockwell.

Interesting battle!

For future reference, though:

-Pete Townshend doesn't hit groins, he smashes guitars...sometimes on people!
-Jack Thompson also farted in that battle.

BTW, loved the bit with Paula.
Too bad Randy wan't there...could've converted him with either my voice, or my extensive knowledge of Rockwell.


Okay, I made the changes to it.

What would be some other good ideas?

What would be some other good ideas?


Here's a few:

Santa Claus vs. Michael Jackson
Howard vs. Michael Jackson
Jack Thompson vs. Michael Jackson
Geo. Bush, Jr. vs. Martha Stewart

I thought of doing one w/you vs. the DarkStalkers, but I don't know who you'd summon.
Being fluent in older Japanime, and not really knowing Cat-Girls, I'm flying blind.
(Although "Felicia" was the name of the one in DarkStalkers)

Here's a few:

Santa Claus vs. Michael Jackson
Howard vs. Michael Jackson
Jack Thompson vs. Michael Jackson
Geo. Bush, Jr. vs. Martha Stewart

I thought of doing one w/you vs. the DarkStalkers, but I don't know who you'd summon.
Being fluent in older Japanime, and not really knowing Cat-Girls, I'm flying blind.
(Although "Felicia" was the name of the one in DarkStalkers)


I know of Darkstalkers mainly due to the video game, Felicia and Talbain(The werewolf) were the characters I played as alot(as well as a few others).

As for a fight against a Darkstalker, I'll fight against Morrigan(or more if you want). Have me summon Felicia, as well as some characters from other older anime series.

I have plans for the one against Davey(I let him do one against me first), but won't do it just yet.

I'll PM you on permission to use something in that fight here in alittle bit.

I think I'll do the "Howard vs. Micheal Jackson" one next time.

I think I'll do the "Howard vs. Micheal Jackson" one next time.


Guarantee I'll kick his ass! ;D

Guarantee I'll kick his ass! ;D


O0

O0


So Where's the fight? ???

BTW,Could you put in the fight where I stole his Beat It jacket from 1983? ;D

So Where's the fight? ???

BTW,Could you put in the fight where I stole his Beat It jacket from 1983? ;D


I have to make it first, I couldn't get to the library yesterday and today I don't have the time, I'll do on January 2nd(Since they're closed tommorrow).

Edit: I'll add the last part in too. O0

Howard-

Drop the white sequined glove, and back away from the cryogenic sleep chamber!
This is not a joke!

Howard-

Drop the white sequined glove, and back away from the cryogenic sleep chamber!
This is not a joke!


He's 50 years old,He won't be able to kick my ass.

He's 50 years old,He won't be able to kick my ass.


After I look up something really fast, I'll get going on it.

Howard vs. Michael Jackson

In the red corner weighing in at 160-180 pounds, the master of Au Bon Pain fighting, the Jamminoldies dude..... Howard!

In the blue corner, weighing in at a buck o 5, the man in the mirror, the one who's nose is now smaller than an anime characters..... Michael Jackson!

Red Ant: Hello, I'm Red Ant and I'm the guest annoucer here for this epic battle.

Annoucer: Hey, Red, I heard that Howard stole MJ's "Beat It" jacket. I think that's why he's challenged Howard here tonight.

Red Ant: Yes, that's what I heard as well. The fight is about to start.

Round 1

Howard flashes Michael's jacket right in front of his face!

Michael Jackson: 1 damage, Michael becomes infuriated!

Michael spins around like a "smooth criminal" and slaps Howard two times!

Howard: 2 damage.

Howard grabs Michael by the shirt and punches him in the stomach 5 times!

Michael Jackson: 20 damage.

Michael screams out loud!

Howard: 3 damage.

Round 2

Michael Jackson takes off his hat and starts to moonwalking toward Howard and then does one of his high kicks on Howard's face!

Howard: 4 damage, Howard grabs Michael by the leg and tosses him into the ring post!

Michael Jackson: 9 damage.

Howard pummels Michael with a barrage of moldy stale biscotti!

Michael Jackson: 22 damage.

Michael strikes a pose, grabs himself by the crotch, starts dancing and fires a light beam from his fingers, zapping Howard in the process!

Howard: 9 damage.

Howard calls Step-chan into battle! Howard and Step-chan double team Michael, Howard clothelines him and Step-chan performs a bulldog on him!

Michael Jackson: 40 damage, Michael becomes severely dazed!

Round 3

Step-chan tosses Michael to Howard, Howard performs a back-drop on him!

Michael Jackson: 21 damage, Michael regains his composure!

Step-chan leaves the ring and watches from the audience, cheering Howard on.

Michael calls out "Thriller"! A group of zombies come up from under the ring! Their foul smell hits Howard's nose!

Howard: 11 damage, Howard nearly gags!

Michael and the zombies walk towards Howard!

Howard rips a fart that smells of eggs, habaneros and crushed garlic!

Michael Jackson: 33 damage.

The group of zombies: 999 damage, the zombies burst into flames and turn to ashes!

Michael Jackson starts to panic and tries to tackle Howard!

Howard dodges with ease!

Howard: No damage, Howard shows Michael the billboard chart from early 1992, when Nirvana knocked him from the No. 1 spot.

Michael Jackson: 99 damage, plus severe damage to his ego!

Round 4

Michael becomes really upset over how the fight is turning out. Michael prepares for his ultimate attack. He transforms into a tiger and rams into Howard with all his might!

Howard: 111 damage, Howard gets back up and starts laughing!

Michael turns back to normal.

Howard puts on the "Beat It" jacket and taunts Michael.

Michael runs toward Howard...

Michael falls right into his trap, Howard grabs him and prepares to do one of his finishing moves on him! The Au Bon Biscotti Butt Buster!

Howard gives the signal to Step-chan to throw in the much needed item!

Howard performs the Au Bon Biscotti Butt Buster and Michael, which consists of Howard slamming Michael into mat butt first, then leaping into the air while holding him and piledriving him into a 500 pound rock stale biscotti bread stick that Step-chan just threw into the ring.

Michael Jackson: 3,999 damage, Michael is knocked out!



The winner: Howard!

Red Ant: There you have it, Howard is victorious once again!

Annoucer: Be sure to tune in for our next fight!

That must've been a hell of a fight ;D

That must've been a hell of a fight ;D


Yep. O0

It's someone else's turn to do a battle. ;) O0

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKnanVeZi5I

Here's some suggestions for battles to do, I have to write my next one down first and I did the last two.

Red Ant vs. Gwen Stefani
Meat!(Dominic) vs. George Bush
Step-chan & Rainbow Brite vs. A Random Tentacle hentai demon & Murky
Howard vs. Aqua(The ones who sing the "Barbie Girl" song)

Here's some suggestions for battles to do, I have to write my next one down first and I did the last two.

Red Ant vs. Gwen Stefani
Meat!(Dominic) vs. George Bush
Step-chan & Rainbow Brite vs. A Random Tentacle hentai demon & Murky
Howard vs. Aqua(The ones who sing the "Barbie Girl" song)



don't put me with Aqua. ::)

don't put me with Aqua. ::)


You don't want to use your super fighting powers to defeat Aqua?

You don't want to use your super fighting powers to defeat Aqua?



No Not really

No Not really


Okay, how about.......

Howard vs. Ron Jeremy

Wait, bad idea.....

Okay, how about.......

Howard vs. Ron Jeremy

Wait, bad idea.....



Howard And Ron Jeremy?

Howard And Ron Jeremy?


Well, not a good idea....

What do you think?

Well, not a good idea....

What do you think?



vs.Wendy Whoppers And Candy Divine. ;)

vs.Wendy Whoppers And Candy Divine. ;)


Okay.  ;)

Howard vs. Wendy Whoppers and Candy Divine

As well as a few more to add to the list

Step-chan, Airrider & Babooshka vs. Kyoji Ogami, Dragonfly & Tatewaki Kuno
Reichstar(Davey) vs. The happy tree friends

Okay.  ;)

Howard vs. Wendy Whoppers and Candy Divine

As well as a few more to add to the list

Step-chan, Airrider & Babooshka vs. Kyoji Ogami, Dragonfly & Tatewaki Kuno
Reichstar(Davey) vs. The happy tree friends



I'd be the one that would end up happy. ;)

I'd be the one that would end up happy. ;)


I'll bet.... O0

Red Ant & Step-chan vs. Gwen Stefani & Avril Lagvine

Jack Nicholson can take on anyone!

Jack Nicholson can take on anyone!


Do you want to do a fight?