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Subject: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 10/03/05 at 1:59 pm
This is for anyone.. no, not a specific person... but if you have a quote said by someone that WASN'T said on the forum, post it here.
I doubt I'll use this much, but here:
Me: Wow, did you know contraceptives are illegal in Romania?
Jen: Really? *elbows me* We should move there!
Don't make sense, does it? ;D That's why I found it funny.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Alchoholica on 10/03/05 at 2:05 pm
Travis - 'What did she say?'
Andrew - 'She said you looked Gay'
Adin - 'Hahahahaha!!!! You queer!'
Travis - 'No seriously, what did she really say?'
Andrew - 'That you looked gay, aren't you?'
Travis - 'Shut up!'
Andrew to Adin
'He's.. not?'
Adin - 'Seriously man, we thought you were'
Travis - 'WHAT! WHAT! You fuc*in jerks!'
Adin & Andrew - 'HAHAHAHAHA!'
Carissa - 'HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!'
Travis - ' :\'('
Everybody - 'HAHAHAHAHA!'
Andrew - 'Mmmm, i think i'm gonna go home and make some macaroni'
Travis - 'Now that sounds gay'
Andrew - 'No travis.. you just sound desperate'
As you can see, conversation isn't really on any high intellectual plain
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 10/03/05 at 5:31 pm
Wow, I'll post something when I actually talk to someone.
Beth
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 10/03/05 at 5:39 pm
How do I go about posting a non-forum quote?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/03/05 at 5:41 pm
How do I go about posting a non-forum quote?
Yes, this would be very difficult for Howard. ::)
"So I was just telling Robin..."
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 10/03/05 at 5:42 pm
Yes, this would be very difficult for Howard.  ::)
"So I was just telling Robin..."
Oh I see what you're talking about now. ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 10/03/05 at 5:54 pm
I'll quote myself...
"What do Greek people say when they don't understand something?"
"Don't be tempted, vegetarian."
"Hairbrushes are so funny!"
"It's Presybyterian Idol!"
"I'm Marshal and I am an alcoholic."
"Yes, I can understand how the listening quality of "Crazy Frog" would exceed Black Sabbath..."
From fifth grade:
"Write down the first letter of every word I say.  Ready?  Okay.  Fruit...umbrella...carrot...kangaroo.  What do you have there?"
I must say.. none of this is from today.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 10/03/05 at 5:55 pm
uh... HOLA!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 10/03/05 at 5:59 pm
lol...I was little...and sick of my family..so I packed a little bag and started down the street....it started to get dark so I ran back home.
that was from Beth... talking about a time she ran away from home.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/03/05 at 7:00 pm
I must say.. none of this is from today.
Ooh... I forgot that it had to be from today.
In that case...
On my discovery of the fugitive feline:
"She was walking around on the pool table!"
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 10/03/05 at 7:46 pm
uh... HOLA!
HOLA! ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 10/03/05 at 7:52 pm
"Well, you can't really get much better than Hanson."
...Marshhh (YWN) ^
Har.
Beth
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/03/05 at 7:53 pm
"Well, you can't really get much better than Hanson."
...Marshhh (YWN) ^
How dare we slander us!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 10/03/05 at 7:54 pm
How dare we slander us!
We are a cunning devil!
beth
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/03/05 at 7:56 pm
"Jesse is a sex-ay mofro"
--Beth
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 10/03/05 at 7:57 pm
"Jesse is a sex-ay mofro"
--Beth
Who's Jesse?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 10/03/05 at 7:58 pm
Who's Jesse?
YOUR MOM.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 10/03/05 at 7:59 pm
YOUR MOM.
My Mom's Arlene.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 10/03/05 at 7:59 pm
"Jesse is a sex-ay mofro"
--Beth
....WE TOOK THAT OUT OF CONTEXT! :o
We are mean! Damn us!
Beth
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 10/03/05 at 8:03 pm
Marsh: "Hey Jess is SEXay!"
Marsh: Tell me about it!!!
Marsh: I mean...
Marsh: ...NO!
Me: hahaha
Marsh: That's not what I meant!
Me: ...
Me: HAHAHAHA
Marsh: I meant about Howard...
Marsh: NO!
Marsh: That's not what I meant either!
...Oh! What WHAT!! WHAT NOW?!
Beth
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 10/03/05 at 8:10 pm
Marsh: "Hey Jess is SEXay!"
Marsh: Tell me about it!!!
Marsh: I mean...
Marsh: ...NO!
Me: hahaha
Marsh: That's not what I meant!
Me: ...
Me: HAHAHAHA
Marsh: I meant about Howard...
Marsh: NO!
Marsh: That's not what I meant either!
...Oh! What WHAT!! WHAT NOW?!
You WISH I understood that.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: C.NOIZE on 10/03/05 at 9:41 pm
Marsh: "Hey Jess is SEXay!"
;D I saw "Jesus" in place of "Jess" when I first read that.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 10/03/05 at 9:57 pm
;D I saw "Jesus" in place of "Jess" when I first read that.
hey...so did I!! I wonder if anyone ever thought that before?
Erin :)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 10/03/05 at 10:27 pm
Erin and I, while searching for things to do in Shippensburg (Because obviously, Justin fails to mention places...resulting in hours of aimless driving >:( )
Erin: "I'm surprised there aren't more pregnant teens in Shippensburg, I mean, there's nothing else to do!!"
Beth
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Alchoholica on 10/03/05 at 10:31 pm
Me - Oi, jon stop that shi* i'm trying to watch Raw
Jon - Ha, i'm gonna do it to annoy you
Me - Then i shall punish you
Jon - what, you'll hit me more?
Me - No, just harder
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 10/03/05 at 11:15 pm
We used to have about 40 teen pregnancies a month.
... But then Andrew went on the pill, so it got lowered to 1.
haha... that made me laugh.. I'd use that as a quote, but this is for non forum quotes
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 10/03/05 at 11:21 pm
haha... that made me laugh.. I'd use that as a quote, but this is for non forum quotes
Move it over to the Forum quotes there, Dom-Dom. :D
Beth
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Alchoholica on 10/03/05 at 11:30 pm
"Jesse is a sex-ay mofro"
--Beth
My jess?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/04/05 at 9:56 am
Marsh: "Hey Jess is SEXay!"
Marsh: Tell me about it!!!
Marsh: I mean...
Marsh: ...NO!
Me: hahaha
Marsh: That's not what I meant!
Me: ...
Me: HAHAHAHA
Marsh: I meant about Howard...
Marsh: NO!
Marsh: That's not what I meant either!
... :-[
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 10/04/05 at 1:20 pm
My jess?
Nope, this one...
http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/a_cinderella_story/jesse_mccartney/cinderpreg2.jpg
... :-[
There There, Domisheth...no one understood, anyway. So your infatuation with Jesse and Howard are still private :) :o :P
Beth
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 10/04/05 at 2:15 pm
We used to have about 40 teen pregnancies a month.
... But then Andrew went on the pill, so it got lowered to 1.
;D I remember when that was written on the board in the Health room.. our teacher put up "Why is the teen pregnancy rate going down?" and a few things below it.. but then SOMEONE wrote "Synder went on the pill".. I wonder who it was?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/04/05 at 3:36 pm
There There, Domisheth...no one understood, anyway. So your infatuation with Jesse and Howard are still private :) :o :P
Why do you have to tell everybody my feelings for Jesse and Philip Eno?
...Oh SNAP.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 10/04/05 at 3:37 pm
Me: Jen, Stephen, focus. Don't make me set you straight.
Scott: How would you set them straight, Andrew?
Me: Do I even need to say it?
Scott: I think you should.
And we ALL know how I was going to set the two of them straight.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/04/05 at 5:03 pm
And we ALL know how I was going to set the two of them straight.
Okay, I, along with a few other members of this forum know what it is, but I'm feeling jumpy because I'm just itching for someone to say it.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 10/04/05 at 6:11 pm
Okay, I, along with a few other members of this forum know what it is, but I'm feeling jumpy because I'm just itching for someone to say it.
Well, what is it? I think you know how I was going to set Jen and Stephen straight.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/04/05 at 6:13 pm
Well, what is it? I think you know how I was going to set Jen and Stephen straight.
See the weather thread. ::)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/04/05 at 6:15 pm
Andrew...can't...POST!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 10/04/05 at 6:28 pm
Andrew...can't...POST!
Um.. yes?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/04/05 at 7:01 pm
Um.. yes?
I saw you posting on this thread from Who's Online. Did your parents catch you?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 10/04/05 at 7:32 pm
I saw you posting on this thread from Who's Online. Did your parents catch you?
No.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 10/05/05 at 4:03 pm
No.
I'm finally on MSN, and you're not online!
and I have to go in 10 minutes... grr
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 10/05/05 at 4:05 pm
I'm finally on MSN, and you're not online!
and I have to go in 10 minutes... grr
My mom is due home soon... I can't afford to have 3043690834098 windows to close when I hear the door shut.. two windows is hard enough! And I KNOW this would be the day everyone on my list would want to talk, too.
Quote from school today:
"You're right, Jen. If this place were any worse, it'd be Wisconsin, the Sh-t State."- Me, in Latin, to Jen.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 10/05/05 at 4:05 pm
My mom is due home soon... I can't afford to have 3043690834098 windows to close when I hear the door shut.. two windows is hard enough! And I KNOW this would be the day everyone on my list would want to talk, too.
Quote from school today:
"You're right, Jen. If this place were any worse, it'd be Wisconsin, the Sh-t State."- Me, in Latin, to Jen.
you're right... I forgive you :)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Alchoholica on 10/05/05 at 4:20 pm
Corey - 'Oww, when i blew my nose i think something came out of my ear'
Andrew - 'UURGGGHH WHAT THE FU*K IS THAT!'
Corey - 'aahhh what is it, what is it!'
Andrew - 'YOUR FACE.. ARGGGHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!'
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 10/05/05 at 4:42 pm
Corey - 'Oww, when i blew my nose i think something came out of my ear'
Andrew - 'UURGGGHH WHAT THE FU*K IS THAT!'
Corey - 'aahhh what is it, what is it!'
Andrew - 'YOUR FACE.. ARGGGHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!'
Do you actually go to school, or do you just sit home, smoke a brick of weed, and call a few already-wasted friends over? ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Alchoholica on 10/05/05 at 4:51 pm
Do you actually go to school, or do you just sit home, smoke a brick of weed, and call a few already-wasted friends over? ;D
Ugh.. i wish.
That was pretty much my life before.
I need to get Gorm over here soon.. he's ALWAYS stoned.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/05/05 at 5:05 pm
"You're right, Jen. If this place were any worse, it'd be Wisconsin, the Sh-t State."- Me, in Latin, to Jen.
The only thing I know about Wisconsin is that people wear cheese hats. What's so bad about it?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 10/05/05 at 6:11 pm
Corey - 'Oww, when i blew my nose i think something came out of my ear'
Andrew - 'UURGGGHH WHAT THE FU*K IS THAT!'
Corey - 'aahhh what is it, what is it!'
Andrew - 'YOUR FACE.. ARGGGHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!'
What is that? ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 10/06/05 at 3:08 pm
The only thing I know about Wisconsin is that people wear cheese hats. What's so bad about it?
I don't know.. it's a quote from Beebo.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 10/07/05 at 5:16 am
The Cat What Has Facial Hair! 8)
Get a job, you Catholic sonofabitch.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/07/05 at 11:26 am
Quoting myself from about ten minutes ago this morning....
"Who would've thought that the Mexican drink was imported?"
Later...
"I'm surprised that our stores don't carry Mexican imported water."
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/07/05 at 8:00 pm
My dad said this to me at dinner...
"Marshal... You're getting to be like the youngest son in 'Home Improvement'...wearing all black and listening to Black Sabbath..."
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 10/07/05 at 9:54 pm
Muhmmm...ma
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/08/05 at 3:23 pm
We used to have about 40 teen pregnancies a month.
... But then Andrew went on the pill, so it got lowered to 1.
Funny... I always thought Matthew was the whore out of the Shippenburg kids.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 10/09/05 at 7:49 pm
This would probably only be funny to me, but...
Andy:
"What's a Jadakiss?"... ???
.. ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Alchoholica on 10/09/05 at 7:54 pm
I wasn't to know was i!
:-[
Kristy to me at the Football game -
'So your English?'
'No, i just put this accent on to score with chicks'
'Really?'
'No, i'm from Estonia'
She didn't understand.. ::)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 10/11/05 at 2:24 pm
Lauren: Would you stop gesticulating!
Me: Teehee, that's a funny word.. gesticulating.
Lauren: That's only funny because you're a sophomore boy.
Me: Hahaha, you didn't say "penis".
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/11/05 at 5:18 pm
Me: Why is Jadakiss as hard as it gets?
My brother: Shutup!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Bobby on 10/11/05 at 5:20 pm
I wasn't to know was i!
:-[
Kristy to me at the Football game -
'So your English?'
'No, i just put this accent on to score with chicks'
'Really?'
'No, i'm from Estonia'
She didn't understand.. ::)
Ha ha! I love it when people don't get irony. ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/11/05 at 5:23 pm
Me: We have HOT CHICKEN! Ma's just passing out the HOT CHICKEN!
--
Me: Why is Jadakiss as hard as it gets?
My mom: What?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 10/11/05 at 5:44 pm
"He's so small he makes the seven dwarves look like the NBA Ballers!"
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 10/11/05 at 6:22 pm
Me: Why is Jadakiss as hard as it gets?
My mom: What?
I must now ask my family that question.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 10/11/05 at 6:24 pm
Me: Why is Jadakiss as hard as it gets?
My brother: Shutup!
Me: We have HOT CHICKEN! Ma's just passing out the HOT CHICKEN!
--
Me: Why is Jadakiss as hard as it gets?
My mom: What?
Ohmygawd. I'm so proud of you, it's ridiculous. :\'(
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 10/11/05 at 10:38 pm
Hahaha, talking to DominEL on AIM:
I'm... I'm flattered
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 10/12/05 at 5:13 am
"You know FULL WELL what this is. This is the catalyst to the entire damn neighborhood getting pregnant. And when THAT happens, I'm kicking yours AND THIS TOWN'S collective ass."
^ This was my mom, while considering letting me go to Homecoming.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Paul on 10/12/05 at 7:26 am
"You know FULL WELL what this is. This is the catalyst to the entire damn neighborhood getting pregnant. And when THAT happens, I'm kicking yours AND THIS TOWN'S collective ass."
^ This was my mom, while considering letting me go to Homecoming.
Wow!
Somewhat on the over-reactive side...
What's she like when you tell her you're going to bed?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Bobby on 10/12/05 at 7:56 am
"You know FULL WELL what this is. This is the catalyst to the entire damn neighborhood getting pregnant. And when THAT happens, I'm kicking yours AND THIS TOWN'S collective ass."
^ This was my mom, while considering letting me go to Homecoming.
Not being horrible here, Andrew, but your mum sounds like a right nutcase.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 10/12/05 at 4:13 pm
"You know FULL WELL what this is. This is the catalyst to the entire damn neighborhood getting pregnant. And when THAT happens, I'm kicking yours AND THIS TOWN'S collective ass."
^ This was my mom, while considering letting me go to Homecoming.
Andrew... make sure you're on the pill ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 10/12/05 at 4:15 pm
Not being horrible here, Andrew, but your mum sounds like a right nutcase.
She's absolutely cuckoo.
From today:
Brett: Andrew, what were you doing?
Me: Meow.
Brett: Bullsh-t, you were talking to Lauren!
Me: Meow.
Brett: No, I'll Kick YOUR Ass!
That's how my day goes. ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 10/12/05 at 4:41 pm
She's absolutely cuckoo.
From today:
Brett: Andrew, what were you doing?
Me: Meow.
Brett: Bullsh-t, you were talking to Lauren!
Me: Meow.
Brett: No, I'll Kick YOUR Ass!
That's how my day goes. ;D
Who's Brett? ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 10/12/05 at 5:11 pm
Who's Brett? ;D
Close friend of mine.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Bobby on 10/12/05 at 5:22 pm
Andrew... make sure you're on the pill ;D
Ha ha! ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 10/12/05 at 8:23 pm
Ha ha! ;D
I liked that one too.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 10/13/05 at 3:25 pm
Kylie: Let me see your Latin book.
Me: Just for that, no one can see the Latin book.. not even ME! *puts away book*
Kylie: Gimme that! *grabs for book*
Me: Kylie, stop it! Don't make me set you straight.. I will set you straight right here, in front of all of these people.
Brett: How are you gonna do that?
Me: You know full well how I would do that.
Kylie: How?
Me: Are you sure you wanna know?
Kylie: Yes.
Me: I don't think you do. Really.
Kylie: Tell me..
Me: I'm going to set you straight with a good, hot.. *at this exact moment, the bell rang.. seriously* Whoop, the bell.. gotta run!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 10/13/05 at 4:03 pm
Kylie: Let me see your Latin book.
Me: Just for that, no one can see the Latin book.. not even ME! *puts away book*
Kylie: Gimme that! *grabs for book*
Me: Kylie, stop it! Don't make me set you straight.. I will set you straight right here, in front of all of these people.
Brett: How are you gonna do that?
Me: You know full well how I would do that.
Kylie: How?
Me: Are you sure you wanna know?
Kylie: Yes.
Me: I don't think you do. Really.
Kylie: Tell me..
Me: I'm going to set you straight with a good, hot.. *at this exact moment, the bell rang.. seriously* Whoop, the bell.. gotta run!
close call!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/13/05 at 4:06 pm
Later on tonight, phone Kylie and when she picks up the phone, you scream "DICKING!!!" and hang up.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 10/14/05 at 3:27 pm
Later on tonight, phone Kylie and when she picks up the phone, you scream "DICKING!!!" and hang up.
I would like to do that to Robin ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/14/05 at 3:27 pm
I would like to do that to Robin ;D
You mean you haven't already? Well, get to it!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 10/14/05 at 3:43 pm
You mean you haven't already? Well, get to it!
I have to say Dicking then hang up?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/14/05 at 4:16 pm
I have to say Dicking then hang up?
You have to scream it...
Or you could say "HOT DICKINGS!!!", whichever you may prefer.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Alchoholica on 10/14/05 at 10:53 pm
Kristen - 'Andrew, do you know the name of that ugly proffesor lady?'
Andrew - 'No, no i don't.'
Kristen - 'Dr Zant, what's the name of that lady that looks like Hitler?'
Dr Zant - 'Excuse me?'
Kristen - 'The woman with the Hitler moustache who teaches English.'
Dr Zant - 'Oh, Mrs Bradley.'
Andrew - 'ARRRGGHAHAHAHAHA!'
Ya know, maybe you had to be there, but i just love how he knew who she meant.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/15/05 at 1:32 pm
"We're all a sloth in disguise."
--SmarterChild
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 10/15/05 at 1:39 pm
"We're all a sloth in disguise."
       --SmarterChild
That one will make Beth's day! ;D
Erin :)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 10/15/05 at 4:46 pm
You have to scream it...
Or you could say "HOT DICKINGS!!!", whichever you may prefer.
What if she hangs up before I do? ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: ktelqueen on 10/15/05 at 7:42 pm
my friend today while we were gabbing...'i feel like i'm jogging beside you trying to keep up' :D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 10/15/05 at 10:46 pm
"We're all a sloth in disguise."
       --SmarterChild
'tis true.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 10/16/05 at 5:09 pm
And now, the most idiotic and plain stupid quotes from my day at work:
DUH!! Of The Day
Me: That's £1.35 altogether, please
Customer: Can you give me the change in coins please?
*Please note, he was being entirely serious at the time
Stupid Question Of The Day
Customer: What time do you close? 10?
Sarcastic Git Of The Day:
Me: Sorry, but you'll have to leave your dog outside
Customer: It's a cat
"Are You Listening?" Of The Day:
Customer: Did you watch the match yesterday?
Me: No
Customer: What was the score?
Oops! Of The Day:
Customer: Excuse me, I gave you a £10 note, and you've only gave me £2.76 change. How much did it come to altogether?
Me: £7.24
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 10/16/05 at 5:32 pm
I don't get it... We don't use pounds here, though, we use dollars and cents. Is that a lot of coins or something?
I think 5 pounds is the lowest note/bill..
I think anything under that has to be a coin... amiright?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 10/16/05 at 6:23 pm
I don't get it... We don't use pounds here, though, we use dollars and cents. Is that a lot of coins or something?
£5 is the lowest form of note, and lower and it's coins. He'd asked if I could give him coins in the change, when giving him coins was all I could do!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/17/05 at 3:02 pm
My brother: Do you like shrimp?
Me: No.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/17/05 at 3:12 pm
My brother: I can't figure out this problem... It's the opposite of smooth...starts with an 'r'...
Me: Sounds like a rough problem.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/17/05 at 3:29 pm
Hahahaha! Did he get it?
I don't know, but my mom laughed out loud.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 10/17/05 at 3:53 pm
To Robin last night after a year of dating: "I Don't Know Why I Love You,But I Do". :)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 10/17/05 at 5:38 pm
And now a round-up of my night at work in non-sensible quotations:
Wtf? Of The Day:
Customer: Of course, by then he'd realised what i'd done with his tablets...
Bad Math Of The Day:
Me: That's £6.49 altogether please, are you sure you don't want to buy 8 cans for only £5.99? You're paying 50p more for 6?...
Customer (Sobre): Nah, it's alright, it's cheaper this way
Irritating Git Of The Day:
Customer:
Me: 46, 48, 50, 52, 53... right. Can I help you sir?
Customer: 4 scratchcards please
Drunk Of The Day:
Customer: Excuse me, mate, have you got any cold cans?
Me: No, the fridges have just been filled up
Customer: What about the ones in the fridges?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/17/05 at 5:43 pm
The second and fourth were funny, but the first and third one went over my head.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 10/17/05 at 5:43 pm
Are you drunk sir?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/17/05 at 5:45 pm
Are you drunk sir?
Oops. I had meant to modify it (when I realized that I had miscounted the quotes), but I ended up quoting it.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 10/17/05 at 5:46 pm
Oops. I had meant to modify it (when I realized that I had miscounted the quotes), but I ended up quoting it.
Oops indeed ::) ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/17/05 at 5:49 pm
Oops indeed ::) ;D
That reminds me, I was thinking about doing a parody of "Under The Boardwalk" called "Trapped In The Quote Box".
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 10/17/05 at 5:50 pm
That reminds me, I was thinking about doing a parody of "Under The Boardwalk" called "Trapped In The Quote Box".
Glo for it
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/17/05 at 5:51 pm
Glo for it
Sure thing.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: JamieMcBain on 10/17/05 at 6:15 pm
"Just appoint him the governor of a state, and be done with it."
One of my roomates after haering that Rocky VI and Rambo IV will be made....
;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/17/05 at 7:14 pm
"I was typing backwards before typing backwards was cool."
...me...to Dominic on AIM.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 10/17/05 at 7:44 pm
And now a round-up of my night at work in non-sensible quotations:
Wtf? Of The Day:
Customer: Of course, by then he'd realised what i'd done with his tablets...
Bad Math Of The Day:
Me: That's £6.49 altogether please, are you sure you don't want to buy 8 cans for only £5.99? You're paying 50p more for 6?...
Customer (Sobre): Nah, it's alright, it's cheaper this way
Irritating Git Of The Day:
Customer:
Me: 46, 48, 50, 52, 53... right. Can I help you sir?
Customer: 4 scratchcards please
Drunk Of The Day:
Customer: Excuse me, mate, have you got any cold cans?
Me: No, the fridges have just been filled up
Customer: What about the ones in the fridges?
Where do you work? Well, obviously a store... but...
How do you get all those strange customers?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 10/17/05 at 9:35 pm
TopTrig12: I gotta go...in my pants.
AnOrganizedMess5: Talk to you later...in my pants.
AnOrganizedMess5: Have a good night...in my pants
TopTrig12: :o
AnOrganizedMess5: Hahahaha
TopTrig12: I'll teach you to harrass me...
TopTrig12: ...in my pants.
AnOrganizedMess5: .....
AnOrganizedMess5: ...
AnOrganizedMess5: ...HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHA
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: deadrockstar on 10/17/05 at 11:06 pm
Our sub in Eng.1301, who also happens to be the head of the English department.
He was going over examples for a thesis statement, and this one guy raised his hand and said he was writing on the medicinal use of marijuana so the sub wrote an example with it, and he put "mj" rather than marijuana. He turned around and said "Yeah I bet all of you know what mj is"! ;D ;D ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 10/17/05 at 11:10 pm
Son: In my freakin' house.....DUH!!! JEESE! ::) (and yes, he DID roll his eyes) ;D ;D ;D
....
smart kid!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 10/18/05 at 11:47 am
My 4 year old when he crashed a business meeting at the neighbor's:
Lady: Well, aren't you cute?
Son: No, I'm a boy.
Lady: Well, little boy, what's your name?
Son: I'm not a little boy, I'm a big boy.
Lady: How old are you?
Son: I'm 4.
Lady: And where do you live?
Son: In my freakin' house.....DUH!!! JEESE! ::) (and yes, he DID roll his eyes) ;D ;D ;D
YES! It's great to see that Vaughn isn't the only one that does stuff like that! LOL! I use the word "freakin" a lot too...and Vaughn has picked up on it....he'll be like, "No, I'm not going to clean my freakin room".....he told me the other day..."Be Patient".....and he told me to "chill out" before as well! He comes out with the craziest things sometimes! LOL!
Here's something kinda funny....it happened 2 weekends ago. Chris usually lets me sleep in on Saturday and wakes up early with Vaughn....well, apparently he dozed off on the couch while Vaughn was roaming around the house and he happened to find crayons and colored all over my bamboo rug in the livingroom, the walls, and the coffee table....so I am sleeping and Chris yells up..."Erin, could you please wake up...I need some help"....and Vaughn flies up the steps and comes over to me and goes....
" I wanna give you a BIG hug and a BIG kiss"....(which he proceeds to do)....and then he goes, "I love you VERY much"....and proceeds to keep giving me hugs and kisses......I knew it was too good to be true and I realized that he (at the tender age of 3 1/2) learned how to truly kiss ass! LOLOLOLOL! Needless to say, the crayon came off...after much scrubbing. ;)
Erin :)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/18/05 at 12:25 pm
Son: In my freakin' house.....DUH!!! JEESE! ::) (and yes, he DID roll his eyes) ;D ;D ;D
That's great!! ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 10/18/05 at 2:07 pm
Later on tonight, phone Kylie and when she picks up the phone, you scream "DICKING!!!" and hang up.
You realize now I must do this to everyone in the phone book.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 10/18/05 at 4:10 pm
YES! It's great to see that Vaughn isn't the only one that does stuff like that! LOL! I use the word "freakin" a lot too...and Vaughn has picked up on it....he'll be like, "No, I'm not going to clean my freakin room".....he told me the other day..."Be Patient".....and he told me to "chill out" before as well! He comes out with the craziest things sometimes! LOL!
Here's something kinda funny....it happened 2 weekends ago. Chris usually lets me sleep in on Saturday and wakes up early with Vaughn....well, apparently he dozed off on the couch while Vaughn was roaming around the house and he happened to find crayons and colored all over my bamboo rug in the livingroom, the walls, and the coffee table....so I am sleeping and Chris yells up..."Erin, could you please wake up...I need some help"....and Vaughn flies up the steps and comes over to me and goes....
" I wanna give you a BIG hug and a BIG kiss"....(which he proceeds to do)....and then he goes, "I love you VERY much"....and proceeds to keep giving me hugs and kisses......I knew it was too good to be true and I realized that he (at the tender age of 3 1/2) learned how to truly kiss ass! LOLOLOLOL! Needless to say, the crayon came off...after much scrubbing. ;)
Erin :)
I heard about that... except not in such great detail
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 10/18/05 at 4:19 pm
Stone Cold Steve Austin:"And That's The Bottom Line,Cause Stone Cold Said So." ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 10/18/05 at 4:41 pm
H..Howard..y..you...posted in the right thread!
YAY!!
http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=YAY/v=2/SID=e/TID=YS64_81/l=IVI/;_ylt=Ah73eWXNEfMuW3sGVON_sgSjzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTA4NDgyNWN0BHNlYwNwcm9m/SIG=124id223u/EXP=1129757687/*-http%3A//simplyspiffing.com/~nohands/index/yay.jpg
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/18/05 at 9:07 pm
Me: This fork is dirty.
My mom: Okay.
Me: Dirty, dirty, dirty!
My mom: Alright.
Me: ...it's dirty.
My mom: I get it.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/19/05 at 7:14 am
*DominEL signs onto MSN*
Me: *starts conversation with him* DominEL!!!
Me: *humps furiously*
... it was his dad. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
This is why I always say hello and wait for them to respond before I move on to the "questionable" humor. ;)
What did his dad say!?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/19/05 at 7:18 am
This reminds me of last night when I was having a not-so-squeaky-clean MSN conversation with Andy (Alcoholica) and my dad walked in. I minimized the screen and he asked me what I was doing and I was just like "I'm listening to Black Sabbath" and he said okay and he handed me some money I had asked him to get out of my bank account. 8)
That was about to be very close.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Alchoholica on 10/19/05 at 12:11 pm
This reminds me of last night when I was having a not-so-squeaky-clean MSN conversation with Andy (Alcoholica) and my dad walked in. I minimized the screen and he asked me what I was doing and I was just like "I'm listening to Black Sabbath" and he said okay and he handed me some money I had asked him to get out of my bank account. 8)
That was about to be very close.
Ooohh...
That usually happens when i talk to Dom.
LOL.. i'll say something along the lines of..
'allo son'
No response
then..
'YOU DEAF BASTARD ANSWER ME!'
It's usually his dad.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 10/19/05 at 2:14 pm
Ooohh...
That usually happens when i talk to Dom.
LOL.. i'll say something along the lines of..
'allo son'
No response
then..
'YOU DEAF BASTARD ANSWER ME!'
It's usually his dad.
That's why my passwords are under lock-and-key. No auto-sign-in, no nothing. My parents ain't findin' NOTHING.
Scott: Hey, John, you should come to OUR church!
John: Church? Why?
Me: It's Christastic!
John: Really? Christastic? Wow, you can't say that about many things. What do we do at church?
Me: We Jesus-it-up in the basement of the house next to the house of the Lord. The adults get the church.
John: Hot damn! I'm there! Is it really Christastic?
Scott: Totally.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 10/19/05 at 4:07 pm
H..Howard..y..you...posted in the right thread!
YAY!!
http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=YAY/v=2/SID=e/TID=YS64_81/l=IVI/;_ylt=Ah73eWXNEfMuW3sGVON_sgSjzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTA4NDgyNWN0BHNlYwNwcm9m/SIG=124id223u/EXP=1129757687/*-http%3A//simplyspiffing.com/~nohands/index/yay.jpg
Do I get a prize for it? ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 10/19/05 at 7:40 pm
*DominEL signs onto MSN*
Me: *starts conversation with him* DominEL!!!
Me: *humps furiously*
... it was his dad. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
what did he say?????
i shoulda told you... on MSN, NEVER IM ME! let me IM you...!
there's a program in the background that automatically signs me on... we can't find out what it is
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 10/19/05 at 7:44 pm
Ooohh...
That usually happens when i talk to Dom.
LOL.. i'll say something along the lines of..
'allo son'
No response
then..
'YOU DEAF BASTARD ANSWER ME!'
It's usually his dad.
heheh! my dad always says .... "This dude, something like...'I HATE GOD MOTHER F**KING CRAWL ON MY KNEES' said something like ''ello son'... who is that?"
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 10/19/05 at 7:46 pm
That's why my passwords are under lock-and-key. No auto-sign-in, no nothing. My parents ain't findin' NOTHING.
on msn, it doesn't even automatically open... but.. this is like a background windows passport program or something... we can't find it so we can't uninstall it or anything...
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 10/20/05 at 2:25 pm
on msn, it doesn't even automatically open... but.. this is like a background windows passport program or something... we can't find it so we can't uninstall it or anything...
It's called Windows Messenger... I got rid of it on mine.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 10/20/05 at 2:33 pm
Hmm.. today?
Lauren: What's this game? I wanna play!
Me: Are you sure you wanna get involved in the "In My Pants" game?
Lauren: Uh.. sure, sounds fun.
Andrew Clevenger: IN MY PANTS!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/20/05 at 9:15 pm
"Can't I be horny every once in a while?"
--SmarterChild
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 10/20/05 at 9:22 pm
"Can't I be horny every once in a while?"
--SmarterChild
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Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 10/20/05 at 10:16 pm
It's called Windows Messenger... I got rid of it on mine.
i looked.. can't find it GRR
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 10/20/05 at 11:56 pm
Dominic..out of NOWHERE:
Museum of Idots: when's the last time you pretended you were a cat?
Museum of Idots: I'm assuming you have at some time or another... when was the last?
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Wtf? ;D ;D ;D Dom's, you're a character.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 10/20/05 at 11:57 pm
Dominic..out of NOWHERE:
Museum of Idots: when's the last time you pretended you were a cat?
Museum of Idots: I'm assuming you have at some time or another... when was the last?
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Wtf? ;D ;D ;D Dom's, you're a character.
I KNEW you were gonna post that!
I...
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/21/05 at 8:33 am
OH MY GOSH.
I pretend to be one of my cats all the time. I'll see them walking around and I'll start talking as if I'm one of them. I assumed I was the only one... :o
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Alchoholica on 10/21/05 at 11:48 am
OH MY GOSH.
I pretend to be one of my cats all the time. I'll see them walking around and I'll start talking as if I'm one of them. I assumed I was the only one... :o
I sometimes walk on my hands and knees with the Muzz.. then i'll lay down in the hall with her.. then i'll kinda..
fall...asleep.
Then people come home and for some reason think your weird.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/21/05 at 12:58 pm
I sometimes walk on my hands and knees with the Muzz.. then i'll lay down in the hall with her.. then i'll kinda..
fall...asleep.
Then people come home and for some reason think your weird.
Hahaha... I'll nap with a cat by my side too.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 10/21/05 at 2:02 pm
Hahaha... I'll nap with a cat by my side too.ÂÂ
I do the same thing... I'm not allowed any other way. If I nap WITHOUT Buck, he drools all over my arm and rams his cold, wet nose into my face.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 10/21/05 at 2:05 pm
"Can't I be horny every once in a while?"
--SmarterChild
He actually said that?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 10/21/05 at 2:40 pm
"Wow, you're really enjoying "vigorously shaking" that test tube, aren't you, Jen?"- Me... see, In Chem, we had a step that called for "vigorously shaking" a test tube.
I think you all know what it looked like she was doing... and she knew as well.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 10/21/05 at 3:28 pm
OH MY GOSH.
I pretend to be one of my cats all the time. I'll see them walking around and I'll start talking as if I'm one of them. I assumed I was the only one...  :o
But the funny thing about it was, he was all alone on the computer, and right in the middle of conversation, he gets out of his seat, and just starts crawling on the floor like a cat. ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Alchoholica on 10/21/05 at 3:36 pm
But the funny thing about it was, he was all alone on the computer, and right in the middle of conversation, he gets out of his seat, and just starts crawling on the floor like a cat. ;D
Ever wonder why i mysteriously vanish?
Your the only one not doing it.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 10/21/05 at 5:44 pm
My night at work in quotes:
"You'd Better Have Touched Wood" Of The Day:
Me: Would you like a bag for your milk?
Customer: Yeah, go on then. Knowing my luck my knee will give in and it'll go crashing...
Optimist Of The Day:
Customer: Oh, trust me to leave the bloody card in the car...
Me: At least you had the money ready...
Good Question Of The Day:
Customer: Terrbyramlabullaplsss
Me: Sorry?
Customer: Twenty Lammmbts, pleees
Me: Are you drunk?
"Gee, Thanks" Of The Day:
Manager: said he that you're sweets weren't to planogram and that you need to start organising it and rotating the dates properly. Also, Michael, you need to print off price tickets for half of your stock and reduce the things that aren't on the planogram.
Me: Anything else wrong with my bloody sweets while you're at it?!
Manager: Um... yeah, he said your chew bars looked nice...
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 10/22/05 at 10:47 am
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!"- Lauren's response, after I told her what Howard said about her picture (didn't want to, but I had to.. we had agreed if she told me something, I'd tell her what he said... as you can see, she instantly regretted the decision to find out.)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 10/22/05 at 11:31 am
But the funny thing about it was, he was all alone on the computer, and right in the middle of conversation, he gets out of his seat, and just starts crawling on the floor like a cat. ;D
lol. Well, still... I have my reasons...
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 10/22/05 at 11:33 am
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!"- Lauren's response, after I told her what Howard said about her picture (didn't want to, but I had to.. we had agreed if she told me something, I'd tell her what he said... as you can see, she instantly regretted the decision to find out.)
where... would her pic be?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 10/22/05 at 11:33 am
where... would her pic be?
"Significant Other" Thread, few pages back. Read the comments from there on, and you'll understand.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 10/22/05 at 11:40 am
ok... I saw his comment before... didn't know who he was talking to though.
Yeah, well... hope she didn't die from that comment
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 10/22/05 at 11:46 am
Yeah, well... hope she didn't die from that comment
She just kinda went :o and said aforementioned quote.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/22/05 at 9:08 pm
At my youth group tonight....
Me: You posers... I was puking marshmallows before puking marshmallows was cool.
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My brother: What day is your birthday on?
Me: The twenty seventh...
My brother: No, the day, not the date!
Me: It falls on either a weekday or a weekend.
Kari: Really?
Me: Yeah!
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Pastor: Now we're going to get into the dirty games!
Me: But...we just played with...toilet paper...
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(crossing the street with a few other people)
Me: Abbey Road!
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Me: Hey, I'm Marshal... My friends call me...Marshal...
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 10/23/05 at 12:04 am
hahaahaa...this is the funniest!!
*keep in mind, Chris (my husband) has no clue of any running jokes, or phrases that people on the boards refer to each other, etc.*
Chris: (as he was running up the steps to go and take a shower) Are you posting again.....you little post whore?
Me: (busting out laughing)POST WHORE? How did you know about that?
Chris: What?
Me: Did you know that people call each other that on the boards all the time?
Chris: No!! LOL!
Me: BHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAA ;D :D
Erin :)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 10/23/05 at 10:48 am
hahaahaa...this is the funniest!!
*keep in mind, Chris (my husband) has no clue of any running jokes, or phrases that people on the boards refer to each other, etc.*
Chris: (as he was running up the steps to go and take a shower) Are you posting again.....you little post whore?
Me: (busting out laughing)POST WHORE? How did you know about that?
Chris: What?
Me: Did you know that people call each other that on the boards all the time?
Chris: No!! LOL!
Me: BHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAA ;D :D
Oh my God.. that's beautiful. ;D
But did he really say "LOL!"? ;D
My dad said "Fillipino" one time, in reference to my aunt (I think), and I seriously thought he was talking about our Philip. ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 10/23/05 at 12:28 pm
hahaahaa...this is the funniest!!
*keep in mind, Chris (my husband) has no clue of any running jokes, or phrases that people on the boards refer to each other, etc.*
Chris: (as he was running up the steps to go and take a shower) Are you posting again.....you little post whore?
Me: (busting out laughing)POST WHORE? How did you know about that?
Chris: What?
Me: Did you know that people call each other that on the boards all the time?
Chris: No!! LOL!
Me: BHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAA ;D :D
Erin :)
what a coincidence!
I wonder who started that?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 10/23/05 at 12:28 pm
what a coincidence!
I wonder who started that?
I believe it was Andrew.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 10/23/05 at 12:29 pm
I believe it was Andrew.
ahh!
change your icon!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 10/23/05 at 12:31 pm
ahh!
change your icon!
No.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Alchoholica on 10/23/05 at 12:32 pm
Andy - I couldn't finish everything on my plate
Pete - But that's your biggest skill
Andy - Let's not kid outselves, it's my only skill
Pete - Yeah, we've wasted our lives haven't we
Andy - Probably, i'm hungy
Pete - Me too
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 10/23/05 at 12:37 pm
No.
Then... I MUST be Howard
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 10/23/05 at 12:40 pm
Oh my God.. that's beautiful. ;D
But did he really say "LOL!"? ;D
My dad said "Fillipino" one time, in reference to my aunt (I think), and I seriously thought he was talking about our Philip. ;D
hahahaha..no he didn't actually say "LOL"....but he was laughing out loud, for sure! ;D
Erin :)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 10/23/05 at 12:42 pm
Then... I MUST be Howard
Oh it's ON!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 10/23/05 at 4:32 pm
Then... I MUST be Howard
What do you mean you must be me? ???
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 10/23/05 at 4:44 pm
What do you mean you must be me? ???
He was using your avatar a little bit ago ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 10/23/05 at 5:28 pm
He was using your avatar a little bit ago ;D
without my permission,douchebag! >:(
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 10/23/05 at 5:37 pm
without my permission,douchebag! >:(
;D
we were just playing around
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 10/23/05 at 6:17 pm
"The part that scares the Hell outta me is that this boy could one day be leading our nation"- my friend's dad, after he asked how I knew about Communism, and I told him I read the entire Communist Manifesto for the project he just watched... you know, for the sake of accuracy.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Alchoholica on 10/23/05 at 6:56 pm
I read the entire Communist Manifesto for the project he just watched...
and hopefully learnt what a crock of sheesh it is right ;)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 10/23/05 at 7:59 pm
and hopefully learnt what a crock of sheesh it is right ;)
No, not really.. it's not feasible, I don't agree with a lot of it, but it's very.. well, it articulates its beliefs well and has rather good plans for realizing those goals. And some ideas are pretty decent.
It'll never work, though... and it's got a lot more unfair or illogical ideas then good ones.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 10/23/05 at 9:12 pm
without my permission,douchebag! >:(
Howard!
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I've never seen this side of you!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Alchoholica on 10/23/05 at 10:42 pm
No, not really.. it's not feasible, I don't agree with a lot of it, but it's very.. well, it articulates its beliefs well and has rather good plans for realizing those goals. And some ideas are pretty decent.
It'll never work, though... and it's got a lot more unfair or illogical ideas then good ones.
You so smart.
It's utterly unfeasible. The whole concept is utterly alien. Somebody bought up with Communism would probably embrace it, however no matter what you do, you can't just start it with one generation.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 10/24/05 at 2:20 pm
It's utterly unfeasible. The whole concept is utterly alien. Somebody bought up with Communism would probably embrace it, however no matter what you do, you can't just start it with one generation.
Agreed. It's something that could only work if you knew nothing else... it'd be effective if that were the case. But that's just not possible without killing everyone who knows what freedom is like.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 10/24/05 at 2:43 pm
"It's Like We're Your B-tches."
"Shut up, b-tch, and go get the sulfur."
^ Chemistry class. I work with two girls, and they really don't know what they're doing. So I do the important stuff for the most part.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 10/24/05 at 2:44 pm
^Mind you, it's all in humor. ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/24/05 at 2:45 pm
^Mind you, it's all in humor. ;D
Oh sure, you misogynist! ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 10/24/05 at 2:50 pm
Oh sure, you misogynist!  ;D
Whaaaaaaat? It's a known fact women can't do science! :D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/24/05 at 2:55 pm
Whaaaaaaat? It's a known fact women can't do science! :D
Alright... I dare you to go to the next NOW convention and say that. :o :D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 10/24/05 at 2:58 pm
Alright... I dare you to go to the next NOW convention and say that.  :o  :D
Now how the devil would I get THERE?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Alchoholica on 10/24/05 at 3:06 pm
I don't know why i found this one so funny..
Andy - 'I want some Macaroni'
Bob - 'Andy, that's a family sized box'
Andy - 'I know Bob'
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You probably had to be there.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 10/24/05 at 3:14 pm
Hmm.. I eat the family-sized box all the time.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Alchoholica on 10/24/05 at 3:38 pm
Hmm.. I eat the family-sized box all the time.
Good ain't it!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 10/24/05 at 3:41 pm
Good ain't it!
Hells yeah. I love pasta-based non-italian food. ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Alchoholica on 10/24/05 at 3:49 pm
Hells yeah. I love pasta-based non-italian food. ;D
;D
I was too lazy to get any real food.
I basically live at the foot of 'The Hill' where all the Italian resteraunts and deli's are. I must admit, Toasted Raviolli would have been nicer.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 10/24/05 at 4:25 pm
Howard!
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I've never seen this side of you!
My bad side is coming out.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 10/24/05 at 7:40 pm
Johncarey: My brother listens to Radiohead.
Me: Dude, Tom listens to Radiohead?
Johncarey: Yep.
Me: Ha, the vocalist for Radiohead is named Thom.
Johncarey: Yep, that's him.
Stephen: Dude, your brother sings for Radiohead?
Johncarey: Yep. We never quite figured out how he got the British accent...
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: karen on 10/25/05 at 8:11 am
Whaaaaaaat? It's a known fact women can't do science! :D
Come into my lab and say that!!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 10/25/05 at 2:22 pm
Come into my lab and say that!!
Very well.... *steps into lab* It's a known fact women can't do science! :D
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v473/TheMoonandAntarctica/YeahIDidIt.jpg
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 10/25/05 at 5:08 pm
Come into my lab and say that!!
What lab? ::)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: karen on 10/26/05 at 7:25 am
Very well.... *steps into lab* It's a known fact women can't do science! :D
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v473/TheMoonandAntarctica/YeahIDidIt.jpg
Tell that to those Nobel Prize winners
Physics:
1903 Marie Sklodowska Curie
1963 Maria Goeppert Mayer
Chemistry:
1911 Marie Sklodowska Curie
1935 Irene Joliot-Curie
1964 Dorothy Crowfoot Hodgkin
Physiology & Medicine:
1947 Gerty Radnitz Cori
1977 Rosalyn Sussman Yalow
1983 Barbara McClintock
1986 Rita Levi-Montalcini
1988 Gertrude Elion
1995 Christiane Nusslein-Volhard
2004 Linda B. Buck
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: karen on 10/26/05 at 7:25 am
What lab? ::)
The research lab where I work.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/26/05 at 9:23 am
Me: Madeleine Albright guest stars on "Gilmore Girls".
My mom: Madeleine Albright!? ...Why?
Me: I guess these people are desperate for attention now...
My mom: Jeez...
Me: I saw Colin Powell on "Desperate Housewives".
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 10/26/05 at 9:35 am
Now how the devil would I get THERE?
you might have to ask directions!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/26/05 at 11:09 am
Tell that to those Nobel Prize winners
Physics:
1903 Marie Sklodowska Curie
1963 Maria Goeppert Mayer
Chemistry:
1911 Marie Sklodowska Curie
1935 Irene Joliot-Curie
1964 Dorothy Crowfoot Hodgkin
Physiology & Medicine:
1947 Gerty Radnitz Cori
1977 Rosalyn Sussman Yalow
1983 Barbara McClintock
1986 Rita Levi-Montalcini
1988 Gertrude Elion
1995 Christiane Nusslein-Volhard
2004 Linda B. Buck
Snyder just got served!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v473/TheMoonandAntarctica/Daaaaaamn.jpg
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 10/26/05 at 2:23 pm
Snyder just got served!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v473/TheMoonandAntarctica/Daaaaaamn.jpg
How did you get into my Photobucket, young man?!?!?!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/26/05 at 2:33 pm
How did you get into my Photobucket, young man?!?!?!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v473/TheMoonandAntarctica/NonspecificAntichrist.jpg
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 10/26/05 at 2:35 pm
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v473/TheMoonandAntarctica/NonspecificAntichrist.jpg
WHY?!?!?!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/26/05 at 2:37 pm
WHY?!?!?!
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http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v473/TheMoonandAntarctica/OTRPhoneGuy.jpg
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 10/26/05 at 2:39 pm
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http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v473/TheMoonandAntarctica/OTRPhoneGuy.jpg
Alright, biatch, check NOW.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Mr Tumnus on 10/26/05 at 2:41 pm
Alright, biatch, check NOW.
Are you trying to get smart assed again kid?
Check again - now!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 10/26/05 at 2:43 pm
Are you trying to get smart assed again kid?
;D No... I was talking to YWN.. he's in my Photobucket, so I dedicated a photo I just uploaded to him.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Mr Tumnus on 10/26/05 at 2:44 pm
;D No... I was talking to YWN.. he's in my Photobucket, so I dedicated a photo I just uploaded to him.
Don't go calling people 'biatch' - GOTTIT
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/26/05 at 2:45 pm
;D No... I was talking to YWN.. he's in my Photobucket, so I dedicated a photo I just uploaded to him.
My name is spelled with one "l". Therefore, that picture does not apply to me.
We'll just assume you're speaking of Marshall Mathers, who is a dickface.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 10/26/05 at 2:50 pm
My name is spelled with one "l". Therefore, that picture does not apply to me.
We'll just assume you're speaking of Marshall Mathers, who is a dickface.
Alrighty, check it now.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Alchoholica on 10/26/05 at 2:58 pm
GOTTIT
Is that like those GOT MILK adverts?
GOT TIT?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 10/26/05 at 3:35 pm
Is that like those GOT MILK adverts?
GOT TIT?
I GOT TIT,do you? ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Mr Tumnus on 10/26/05 at 3:43 pm
Is that like those GOT MILK adverts?
GOT TIT?
HAHAHA ;D
RIGHT!! now I can post my quote without some people railroading right over it. >:(
Ahem
Cats know how to obtain food without labour,
shelter without confinement,
and LOVE without penalties!
WL George.
Meowwwww ;D
Thank You.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 10/26/05 at 3:44 pm
HAHAHA ;D
RIGHT!! now I can post my quote without some people railroading right over it. >:(
Ahem
Cats know how to obtain food without labour,
shelter without confinement,
and LOVE without penalties!
WL George.
Meowwwww  ;D
Thank You.
I don't undertsand that quote ???
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Mr Tumnus on 10/26/05 at 3:46 pm
I don't undertsand that quote ???
To be quite honest Howard - I'm not surprised :)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 10/26/05 at 3:50 pm
The research lab where I work.
Where is it located? ???
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/26/05 at 4:06 pm
Alrighty, check it now.
Wow, you spelled my name right!
But that still narrows it down to me and that other guy named "Marshal Trigg" whose name showed up when I googled myself. Better change it to "Marshal Bryant Trigg" just to be safe.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Alchoholica on 10/26/05 at 4:12 pm
To be quite honest Howard - I'm not surprised :)
;D ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/26/05 at 4:13 pm
To be quite honest Howard - I'm not surprised  :)
She said it, not me.
I'm not surprised either.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 10/26/05 at 4:31 pm
She said it, not me.
I'm not surprised either.
What does that say? ???
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/26/05 at 5:00 pm
What does that say? ???
We may never know.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 10/26/05 at 8:03 pm
"Wait a minute, what the f--k? Are you retarded? You wanna throw hands?"- my friend's mom, to God.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Alchoholica on 10/26/05 at 11:51 pm
I am not making any of this up.. seriously.
The Location - Home Depot
The Aisle - Plumbing
My Uncle - Excuse me (to store guy) i'm looking to buy a new toilet, i'm remoddeling my bathroom and figure i may as well get a new one whilst i'm at it.
Guy - Yes sir, would you like me to show you some?
My Uncle - Sure, i don't need anything amazing, just something decent.
Me - It'll get a lot of heavy use.
My uncle - *small laugh*
Guy - Blank stare.
Guy - This one is called the patriot.
Me - *mock salute*
Guy - *another funny look*
Me (to my uncle) - Ya know, i often feel patriotic when i take a shi*.
My Uncle - Makes you proud to be american dosen't it.
Me - *hums start of star spangled banner*
My Uncle - HAHAHA!
Guy - This one is called the rennaisance.
Me - ARRRGGHAHAHAHAHAHA!
My uncle - HAHAHAHAHOHO!
Guy - *very strange look*
My uncle - Ah yes the comode of the masters.
Me - I'm about ready to lay a Da Vinci any time now.
Both of us - HAHAHAHAHAHA!
It carried on from there.. i wish i had a video camera. That was just so damn funny.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 10/27/05 at 10:01 am
I am not making any of this up.. seriously.
The Location - Home Depot
The Aisle - Plumbing
My Uncle - Excuse me (to store guy) i'm looking to buy a new toilet, i'm remoddeling my bathroom and figure i may as well get a new one whilst i'm at it.
Guy - Yes sir, would you like me to show you some?
My Uncle - Sure, i don't need anything amazing, just something decent.
Me - It'll get a lot of heavy use.
My uncle - *small laugh*
Guy - Blank stare.
Guy - This one is called the patriot.
Me - *mock salute*
Guy - *another funny look*
Me (to my uncle) - Ya know, i often feel patriotic when i take a shi*.
My Uncle - Makes you proud to be american dosen't it.
Me - *hums start of star spangled banner*
My Uncle - HAHAHA!
Guy - This one is called the rennaisance.
Me - ARRRGGHAHAHAHAHAHA!
My uncle - HAHAHAHAHOHO!
Guy - *very strange look*
My uncle - Ah yes the comode of the masters.
Me - I'm about ready to lay a Da Vinci any time now.
Both of us - HAHAHAHAHAHA!
It carried on from there.. i wish i had a video camera. That was just so damn funny.
oh jeez...only you Andy, only you! ;D
Erin :)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/27/05 at 10:51 am
Me: I'm not going to do the optional activity.
My mom: Yes you are.
So much for "optional"...
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 10/27/05 at 12:31 pm
Me: I'm not going to do the optional activity.
My mom: Yes you are.
So much for "optional"...
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y181/A_VictimOfYou/YWNISOWNED.jpg
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 10/27/05 at 2:56 pm
We may never know.
Can you translate please?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/27/05 at 4:37 pm
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y181/A_VictimOfYou/YWNISOWNED.jpg
I hate that picture. If you don't watch your back, I'll start posting that picture of you from when you were little.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 10/27/05 at 4:43 pm
I hate that picture. If you don't watch your back, I'll start posting that picture of you from when you were little.
But it's SOOO cute!!!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/27/05 at 5:17 pm
But it's SOOO cute!!!
Yes, that's...why I hate it.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 10/27/05 at 5:20 pm
But it's SOOO cute!!!
TUTE?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 10/27/05 at 5:26 pm
TUTE?
Quite.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 10/27/05 at 6:13 pm
Quite.
*puffs cigar* Indeed.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 10/27/05 at 6:47 pm
I'd just kissed my girlfriend, and this guy burst outta NOWHERE in band today.
Guy: HEY! HEY! HEY! You two keep it "G-Rated" or I'mma go Catholic on yo' ass!
Me: Umm... *gives thumbs up to Lauren* is that acceptable?
Guy: NO! You tone that down a LOT!
Me: Uh.. okay.. is this better? *less-enthusiastic thumbs up*
Guy: Somewhat. You two keep it "G-Rated" now..
Me: So.. what exactly can we do?
Guy: You're even lucky I'm letting you two TALK!
and later, seriously, we were holding hands, he showed up AGAIN:
Guy: What did I JUST say?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/27/05 at 6:53 pm
I'd just kissed my girlfriend, and this guy burst outta NOWHERE in band today.
Guy: HEY! HEY! HEY! You two keep it "G-Rated" or I'mma go Catholic on yo' ass!
Me: Umm... *gives thumbs up to Lauren* is that acceptable?
Guy: NO! You tone that down a LOT!
Me: Uh.. okay.. is this better? *less-enthusiastic thumbs up*
Guy: Somewhat. You two keep it "G-Rated" now..
Me: So.. what exactly can we do?
Guy: You're even lucky I'm letting you two TALK!
and later, seriously, we were holding hands, he showed up AGAIN:
Guy: What did I JUST say?
I snorted at that but...I imagine it got annoying.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 10/27/05 at 6:59 pm
I snorted at that but...I imagine it got annoying.
I actually found it funny.. just how he showed up out of nowhere both times, when we thought we were alone.. the second time, we even CHECKED for him.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 10/27/05 at 7:27 pm
I'd just kissed my girlfriend, and this guy burst outta NOWHERE in band today.
Guy: HEY! HEY! HEY! You two keep it "G-Rated" or I'mma go Catholic on yo' ass!
Me: Umm... *gives thumbs up to Lauren* is that acceptable?
Guy: NO! You tone that down a LOT!
Me: Uh.. okay.. is this better? *less-enthusiastic thumbs up*
Guy: Somewhat. You two keep it "G-Rated" now..
Me: So.. what exactly can we do?
Guy: You're even lucky I'm letting you two TALK!
and later, seriously, we were holding hands, he showed up AGAIN:
Guy: What did I JUST say?
HAHAHAH!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: ktelqueen on 10/27/05 at 7:44 pm
my friend Sherri tonight at dinner:
'so i told my husband that in the last year i've bought 30 pairs of pants from Old Navy..and my husband said..and how does that make you feel? :-\\..she said: like i don't have enough tops' ;D 8)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: gemini on 10/28/05 at 9:05 pm
Me talking to my husband today:
"So, do you want to go to Lowes or Home Depot?" his reply "Home Depot! That's like asking MaryAnn or Ginger?"
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: ktelqueen on 10/28/05 at 9:06 pm
Me talking to my husband today:
"So, do you want to go to Lowes or Home Depot?" his reply "Home Depot! That's like asking MaryAnn or Ginger?"
that's awesome ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: gemini on 10/28/05 at 9:07 pm
that's awesome ;D
He has his moments! ;D BTW, he likes MaryAnn! :D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/29/05 at 8:38 am
To Robin last night on the telephone:
"Don't give me "whatever",I'll come over there and slap those titties together" ;D
...thanks for inducing several days of terrible nightmares.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: gemini on 10/29/05 at 10:23 am
To Robin last night on the telephone:
"Don't give me "whatever",I'll come over there and slap those titties together" ;D
Oh. . . . good lord :o
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 10/29/05 at 11:06 am
To Robin last night on the telephone:
"Don't give me "whatever",I'll come over there and slap those titties together" ;D
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/29/05 at 11:08 am
Well... At least he didn't post it on the forum quotes thread this time.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 10/29/05 at 11:27 am
Well... At least he didn't post it on the forum quotes thread this time.
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Yeeeeaaaaah..
We..
Can at least be thankful for that, I suppose.... :-\\
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 10/29/05 at 12:06 pm
To Robin last night on the telephone:
"Don't give me "whatever",I'll come over there and slap those titties together" ;D
um... Howard.. do you wanna post something...
less disgusting?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Mr Tumnus on 10/29/05 at 3:28 pm
To Robin last night on the telephone:
"Don't give me "whatever",I'll come over there and slap those titties together" ;D
Sometimes I wonder about that quote under your avatar Howie.
'Mature Grown Up' ::)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 10/29/05 at 3:33 pm
To Robin last night on the telephone:
"Don't give me "whatever",I'll come over there and slap those titties together" ;D
OMFG Howard....it just keeps getting worse!!!
All I can say is......POOR ROBIN!!! :o
Erin :)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Mr Tumnus on 10/29/05 at 4:46 pm
OMFG Howard....it just keeps getting worse!!!
All I can say is......POOR ROBIN!!! :o
Erin :)
and so say all of us!! :)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 10/29/05 at 7:23 pm
"OH, THE IRONY!"- me, having seen Saw 2... my God, it was so irony-packed. "Oh, the irony!" is an insider joke from my English class.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/29/05 at 7:49 pm
Me: MAD magazine is my pimp!
My mom: I don't know if you'd want to go there...cause you know what that would make you...
Me: Well, they're whoring out my name and address!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 10/30/05 at 9:21 pm
Lauren: Well, it doesn't start for 30 minutes.. we can go in 15 minutes early.. but we still have 15 minutes until then. Now what could we do for 15 minutes?
Me: *sputtering, holding back response* Must.. not.. say it...
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 10/31/05 at 12:24 am
Dominic, after sending me Justin's leaf blower clip:
Museum of Idots: ... isn't it great?
Museum of Idots: ... that's your boyfriend!
AnOrganizedMess5: Are you jealous, Doms...?!
Museum of Idots: ...
Museum of Idots: yes..
AnOrganizedMess5: *runs to the "Non-forum quote of the day" thread*
Ha-HO!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 10/31/05 at 1:01 am
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y145/Frozenfire7/4d5d8672.jpg
Took me like a whole 5 minutes to do that, and it doesn't work, anyway. >:-{
does this mean.. you have feelings for me, justin?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 10/31/05 at 1:07 am
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http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=Whatever/v=2/SID=e/l=IVI/SIG=129i7rnqr/EXP=1130825196/*-http%3A//www.speedgx.com/embgallery/images/whatever.jpg
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 10/31/05 at 1:08 am
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http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=Whatever/v=2/SID=e/l=IVI/SIG=121dk222a/EXP=1130825291/*-http%3A//uniqueoncentral.com/cards/whatever.jpg
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Mr Tumnus on 10/31/05 at 12:08 pm
http://www.soton.ac.uk/~kpa/rbba/im/machika/davy7504/Davy8.jpg
Ner Ner Ner Ner Ner ;D ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Mr Tumnus on 10/31/05 at 2:33 pm
Well I thought it was funny ;D ;D ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Paul on 10/31/05 at 2:39 pm
http://www.soton.ac.uk/~kpa/rbba/im/machika/davy7504/Davy8.jpg
Ner Ner Ner Ner Ner  ;D ;D
**Pokes out tongue in reply**
And the same to you with knobs on...!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 10/31/05 at 3:04 pm
Brett: You made out in a G-RATED Movie?
Me: The theater was empty.
Brett: Still... G-RATED?
Me: Is that any different then doing the same in an R-RATED Movie?
Brett: Um.. not really.
^ ;D Had to be there.
Also:
Scott: You take it easy, Mr. Holtry.
Mr. Holtry: I'll take it any way I can get it, son.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 10/31/05 at 5:13 pm
Was that a heart or an XD...?
Anyway, it depends.
Depends on if Beth's chill with me having a boyfriend.
And if she is, you'd have to duke it out with YWN and Maxwell Smart.
oh, I thought it was an XO!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 10/31/05 at 6:09 pm
I'm sorry about the explicit language here.I apologize. :(
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 10/31/05 at 6:46 pm
I'm sorry about the explicit language here.I apologize. :(
It's all good.. just avoid posting anything too.. well, intimate.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 11/01/05 at 6:13 am
My friend Kelly, on why she doesn't wear makeup:
Kelly: well, i dunno, i just know i'd much rather sleep than try to look like something i'm not
Kelly: cause sleep owns
;D If this is the Kelly I know (and I think it is), that's exactly something she'd say. ;D