Oh that's just discusting Howard!!!!

Oh that's just discusting Howard!!!!



When I was vacuuming the floor.

Cut that out Jim! ::)

When I was vacuuming the floor.

Cut that out Jim! ::)

you have more problems with that vacuum cleaner   ;D

you have more problems with that vacuum cleaner   ;D



Yeah,Right! ::)

I never trip.  8)  I am much too cool for that. ::)


I hope you knocked on wood after posting that. :P

I hope you knocked on wood after posting that. :P


;D No I did not!!

Actually I was just being ludicrous.  Of course I trip, I just can't remember the last time.

My Tongue!

Vaughn's sandals.




Erin :)

I managed to fall over whilst trying to sit on the ground and ended up sat in my cup of tea !?! I was at an air show so I had to spend the rest of the afternoon with a soaking wet arse looking like I'd peed myself , most embarassing  :-[  :-[

I haven't tripped in recent memory, but one of my co-workers did yesterday over her garbage can.

GRS, congratulations!  It seems you have gone 24 hours without tripping over anything ;D

the strap of my purse. :-[

don't ever try to grab onto an office chair to keep from falling... at least, not if the chair spins... ::)

GRS, congratulations!  It seems you have gone 24 hours without tripping over anything ;D
Considering I only managed 6 hours sleep every night this week. (Bloody cough etc)

---

Nothing yet....

Shoes... my OWN shoes... >:( grrr

Oh this reminds me that I'm not perfect! ::)  I tripped over a pair of my daughters shoes the other day.

my clothes laying on the floor

The kerb, but I survived.

the curb  :-[

the curb  :-[
The kerb approached me unknowingly...

The kerb, but I survived.




the curb :-[


sober or drunk?? ;D

sober or drunk?? ;D
Sober!

sober or drunk?? ;D


sober  ;D

The floor at work.  That's right, I said the floor.  It reached up and grabbed my foot.  That's my story and I'm sticking to it. ;)

The curb

my couch.  i ended up ripping off my toe nail  :\'(

A bag of trash in the kitchen

a toy vacuum cleaner

a toy vacuum cleaner
A bet it still hurt?

A bet it still hurt?


A little. I was more worried about the noise it made as it fell over and the noise I made swearing.  Didn't wake anyone up though.

A little. I was more worried about the noise it made as it fell over and the noise I made swearing.  Didn't wake anyone up though.
...but it is a toy vacuum cleaner?

...but it is a toy vacuum cleaner?


yes.  A toy Dyson to be exact.

mta: one like this

yes.  A toy Dyson to be exact.

mta: one like this
Looks and sounds more painful!

My gamecube

Not exactly a trip, but it ended in me falling nonetheless.......I stepped on a glob of Play-doh that my son dropped on the kitchen floor :P



oh gosh...do I hate that!!  Vaughn always manages to get more Play-doh on the floor than anywhere else! LOL!




Erin :)

Not exactly a trip, but it ended in me falling nonetheless.......I stepped on a glob of Play-doh that my son dropped on the kitchen floor :P

I remember stepping on Light Brite pegs and Legos all the time when the girls were little.  I had to tell my family "no more toys with little pieces!"  :D

My stupid dog.

My own words

My daughter's scooter in the middle of the kitchen floor, of course. ::)

the stairs... it hurt, I stubbed my (REALLY REALLY) big toe... i already (I think) broke it... so it hurt A LOT

Uh..I fell off the kitchen chair, onto the floor, today...but...it was kinda on purpose.

Uh..I fell off the kitchen chair, onto the floor, today...but...it was kinda on purpose.


kinda... on purpose

kinda... on purpose



Okay.....on purpose.

Okay.....on purpose.


why?

why?




We were sitting there...and Erin said something REALLY gross...so...I sat there...with a blank stare...and just.....fell off of the chair and layed on the floor.  :)

We were sitting there...and Erin said something REALLY gross...so...I sat there...with a blank stare...and just.....fell off of the chair and layed on the floor.  :)



that's....funny to think about

The top step in our house... AGAIN  ;D

You'd think after 11 years in this house i'd have figured out it was there by now!  ;D

My shoe.

Ended up doing a little dance to keep myself from falling and hitting my head on the table.  :o

My shoe.

Ended up doing a little dance to keep myself from falling and hitting my head on the table.  :o
Ouch!

Probably one of my opinions....  :-\\

The sidewalk at the local supermarket.  Suddenly it dips, and there's no signs of warning.  Stupidly, it's not the first time i've tripped on that part of the sidewalk  ::)

My jaw when I saw RocknRollFans face in MidknightDarkness's avatar .


How did you manage to trip over that?

A crate of (how ironic) Pepsi Max cans at work whilst carrying a couple of boxes of crisps... thankfully I didn't fall

the cord on my laptop. :-[

my tongue

my tongue


I hate when that happens

Just today, I tripped over a curb, and fell head first into a brick wall.  Luckily, there's nothing in my head to break  ;D

Vaughn's toys.

The carpet at work

My Own Words

I hate when that happens


yeah, all my words become warbled and indinstinct

yeah, all my words become warbled and indinstinct


oh, I thboujght blou nemean- uh... meanene.... meant blitgrel... literally.

my bamboo rug in the livingroom.

my bamboo rug in the livingroom.


Beth and the carpet, you and the rug...

It all adds up... Your family... TRIPS OVER CARPETS!!

Beth and the carpet, you and the rug...

It all adds up... Your family... TRIPS OVER CARPETS!!






why......yes we do.

When I went in the bathroom to wash my hands last night, I slipped on the floor because it was wet and I nearly tripped over the mat.

The doorstep. You'd think after living in this house for 13 years i'd have remembered it was there  ::)

my own feet, at about 12 midnight when I had to let the dog in for the night and my foot fell asleep and I had to crawl to the door.
it was hysterical..wish someone could have seen it.

I was a master of physical comedy last night.

cats....it's always cats, or random junk to close to the side of the bed where i've made a path.

There was a slipper lying across the floor near the front of the door...

I fell down the stairs, does that count.  ::)

I fell down the stairs, does that count.  ::)
If it was a trip that started the fall?

If it was a trip that started the fall?
Hard to say, I always gallop down the stairs at full speed and one minute I was doing just that and the next i was in a heap at the bottom  :-\\
It hurt some I can tell you. 

Hard to say, I always gallop down the stairs at full speed and one minute I was doing just that and the next i was in a heap at the bottom  :-\\
It hurt some I can tell you.   
I would think it was a mis-step on a trip, that is a wrong placement of the foot into thin air.

Once in a while, if I'm really tired after work and a little too eager to get home, I'll stumble while going up the steps leading up to my apartment door.

I fell down the stairs, does that count.  ::)


Are you ok? ???

the hair dryer cord in my bedroom, and it hurt like hell!  :-\\

the hair dryer cord in my bedroom, and it hurt like hell!  :-\\



Are you ok? :o

The cat.

We've started calling her "Underfoot" or "Road Block"

My dog, while I was on skis.

It was comic brilliance.

My pants.

My pants.
Do you wish to explain more?

Do you wish to explain more?


Well, I was walking and my shoe caught the back of my other leg. My pants sort of flare today, and I'm not used to that :D

Well, I was walking and my shoe caught the back of my other leg. My pants sort of flare today, and I'm not used to that :D
I hope no injuries were involved?

I hope no injuries were involved?


Nope, no injuries, not even a rip in my pants :p

Nope, no injuries, not even a rip in my pants :p
Splendid news!

My pants.



How did you do that? :o

How did you do that? :o



look a few posts above, Howard...she explains how she did it.



some of Vaughn's toys that were on the floor.

An extention cord.

My purse. :-[

The step ladder at work...the comment following from a co-worker:
That's a bad place for that.

My purse. :-[



How did you trip over that? :o

How did you trip over that? :o


very easily.. it was on the floor next to my computer chair, and I didn't see it when I got up.

I just tripped over a loose cord in my room, and fell down on top of the slice of pizza I was carrying :-[

I need to clean this room.  There's like a maze of junk all over the place ;D

Speaking of tripping, here's a blast from the past: 

http://www.wavsite.com/sounds/57664/daffy01.wav

;D

over my own two feet...what a klutz I am! LOL! ::)

over my own two feet...what a klutz I am! LOL! ::)


hahaha I hate when I do that.. have you ever stepped on an untied shoelace with your other foot? ;D

hahaha I hate when I do that.. have you ever stepped on an untied shoelace with your other foot? ;D



yes I have done that before... :D ;D

over my own two feet...what a klutz I am! LOL! ::)
Look at you and all your karma's, lil miss popularity here!  ;) Hey Erin, you inspired me to make sloppy joes for my poker party last night and they were a huge hit. My one friend had 4!!!  It came out real good. You had said that's what you made for super bowl. they were screamin!  thanks for the idea

my laundry room rug

very easily.. it was on the floor next to my computer chair, and I didn't see it when I got up.


Any bumps or bruises?

Crack in the sidewalk.

Any bumps or bruises?


no, there was a desk nearby to grab onto. ;D

Look at you and all your karma's, lil miss popularity here!  ;) Hey Erin, you inspired me to make sloppy joes for my poker party last night and they were a huge hit. My one friend had 4!!!  It came out real good. You had said that's what you made for super bowl. they were screamin!  thanks for the idea



WOOT...I love karma! ;)  Hey....that's cool that your gang liked the sloppy joe idea...it's such an easy fun thing to serve at get togethers! ;)

no, there was a desk nearby to grab onto. ;D



I'm glad you caught your fall. :o

Vaughn's toys.

My co-worker's gigantic purse......AGAIN! >:(

My co-worker's gigantic purse......AGAIN! >:(


Would your co-worker be offended by the moped joke?  The reason I ask is because I have noticed that bigger ladies carry bigger purses.  Bigger hair to apply as well.......

Would your co-worker be offended by the moped joke?  The reason I ask is because I have noticed that bigger ladies carry bigger purses.  Bigger hair to apply as well.......


I'd have to say "What do mopeds and useless old women that can't hear and have no memories whose voices make dogs howl and should shut up for five minutes have in common?"

I'd have to say "What do mopeds and useless old women that can't hear and have no memories whose voices make dogs howl and should shut up for five minutes have in common?"


The visual I got from that comment makes me glad I work with men only.  And if they bug me I verbally kick the crap out of them.  You can't do that with women.

the garden hose :-[

I know I said that I don't trip ;), but......tonight I tripped over my husbands shoe.

I know I said that I don't trip ;), but......tonight I tripped over my husbands shoe.


hahaha i used to trip over my husband's shoes alot...  but ever since HE tripped over his own shoes, he's been better about keeping them out of the way :)

hahaha i used to trip over my husband's shoes alot...  but ever since HE tripped over his own shoes, he's been better about keeping them out of the way :)


It's my fault actually.  I was running into the room to jump on the bed like it was a vault in a gymnastics competition.  I hit the shoes and it screwed up my landing.  I had a whole point deducted. ::)

It's my fault actually.  I was running into the room to jump on the bed like it was a vault in a gymnastics competition.  I hit the shoes and it screwed up my landing.  I had a whole point deducted. ::)


Wow, what'd he do to get you THAT excited to jump in bed?? :o

Wow, what'd he do to get you THAT excited to jump in bed?? :o


;D ;D :D

;D ;D :D


He whipped out the cream cheese, eh?

He whipped out the cream cheese, eh?


Like you, I enjoy having my pants creamed. ;)

Not a trip, but a slip ...

I posted this long ago in some other thread, but i'll post it again.  Years ago, I was at a bowling alley, and without realizing I still had bowling shoes on, I walked outside, slipped on a patch of ice, and crash landed hard on the cement :\'(

My bed while making it. I tripped over the sheets  :D

The spawn's toy.

The hoover hose.

Like you, I enjoy having my pants creamed. ;)



I know the feeling Jacks. ;)

I didn't trip over anything today.

Chris' Xbox. ::)

a 35pack of crystal geyser water bottles in the middle of the night, that I neglected to put away and left on the floor

Yet another Jason toy. :P

I need to move that box of water as i tripped over it again in the dark last night

I need to move that box of water as i tripped over it again in the dark last night


silly mike! :D

silly mike! :D
silly and lazy. We lost power last night at about 1230am, & it's funny because i remember telling Philip a while back we hardly ever lose power, but I read in the news this morning that a drunk driver hit a power pole last night and thats why it went out. That's why it was pitch black which was weird because I was on the board and everything went dead and dark. luckily I know where the flashlights are, lit some candles and the power came back on within an hour, but the water bottles are still on the floor  ::) I'll put them away when I get home. I promise

I tripped over a bottle of water earlier.  Well, more like I knocked it off the table, slipped on it, then fell into a box of clothes

I tripped over a bottle of water earlier.  Well, more like I knocked it off the table, slipped on it, then fell into a box of clothes


What the hell is going on in that house? ;D

What the hell is going on in that house? ;D


Boxes of stuff I'm giving to thrift stores.  So much of it, and not enough space ;D

... our rugs at home. They never stay put!

Boxes of stuff I'm giving to thrift stores.  So much of it, and not enough space ;D


OMG  Do I know what that's like.

I tripped over a bottle of water earlier.  Well, more like I knocked it off the table, slipped on it, then fell into a box of clothes


clumsy! ;D

My vacuum cleaner, which I left in the dining room and then went in without switching the light on and - well, you get the picture.

.. my tongue, lol  ;D

I tripped over a bottle of water earlier.  Well, more like I knocked it off the table, slipped on it, then fell into a box of clothes


LOL you never just...trip.  There's always a bit of a domino effect goin' on... ;D

.. my tongue, lol  ;D


Must be some big tongue

Must be some big tongue


Like Gene Simmons?  ;D

Unsteady ground at work, twisted both ankles and sat the week watching while others worked.

Like Gene Simmons?  ;D


That's too long.

For those who haven't seen it on the Bootay thread and because I feel the need to boast about it. I fell down the stairs on saturday morning and here's the damn impressive bruise that resulted from said fall!

For those who haven't seen it on the Bootay thread and because I feel the need to boast about it. I fell down the stairs on saturday morning and here's the damn impressive bruise that resulted from said fall!



karma in hopes that you feel better, Gis! ;) :)

karma in hopes that you feel better, Gis! ;) :)
Thank you.  :) I am a lot more mobile today, I was very stiff yesterday.

For those who haven't seen it on the Bootay thread and because I feel the need to boast about it. I fell down the stairs on saturday morning and here's the damn impressive bruise that resulted from said fall!



Have you put ice on it,Gis? :o

No, I guess I should of done.

No, I guess I should of done.



So It doesn't wind up being infected.

NyQuil.

Ugh.  I'm going to bed :P

Hard to say, I always gallop down the stairs at full speed and one minute I was doing just that and the next i was in a heap at the bottom  :-\\
It hurt some I can tell you.   



For those who haven't seen it on the Bootay thread and because I feel the need to boast about it. I fell down the stairs on saturday morning and here's the damn impressive bruise that resulted from said fall!


Is February a bad month for you and stairs? :-\\


Hope you feel better!

A slippery floor.  :o

My surge protector strip that I have my laptop, lamp and cell phone charger plugged into. 

Is February a bad month for you and stairs? :-\\


Hope you feel better!
WOW! that's really freaky..........................I guess it must be.  ;D

For those who haven't seen it on the Bootay thread and because I feel the need to boast about it. I fell down the stairs on saturday morning and here's the damn impressive bruise that resulted from said fall!


Good Lord!  That looks awful!  But nice ass girl!  ;)

Last Tuesday morning when we were on our cruise, I woke up at 5:00am and couldn't get back to sleep.  We docked in Puerto Vallarta that day, and so I decided to go up on deck and watch the sunrise.  It was so gorgeous - I got a cup of tea and just wandered around and took pictures.  I was feeling very peaceful and serene, and after daylight I decided to go back to our room.  I started going down the main outside stairs, when I totally slipped and fell HARD on my butt.  I slid down the next three stairs, and then just kind of sat there in a daze.  The whole rest of the time my back and butt were so sore, and my tailbone still hurts.  It's totally funny though.  ;D

Good Lord!  That looks awful!  But nice ass girl!   ;)

Last Tuesday morning when we were on our cruise, I woke up at 5:00am and couldn't get back to sleep.  We docked in Puerto Vallarta that day, and so I decided to go up on deck and watch the sunrise.  It was so gorgeous - I got a cup of tea and just wandered around and took pictures.  I was feeling very peaceful and serene, and after daylight I decided to go back to our room.  I started going down the main outside stairs, when I totally slipped and fell HARD on my butt.  I slid down the next three stairs, and then just kind of sat there in a daze.  The whole rest of the time my back and butt were so sore, and my tailbone still hurts.  It's totally funny though.   ;D
I feel your pain, literally. ;D

For those who haven't seen it on the Bootay thread and because I feel the need to boast about it. I fell down the stairs on saturday morning and here's the damn impressive bruise that resulted from said fall!


OUCH!!!  That look painful!   :(


Last thing I tripped over was a pair of Megan's shoes...again.  I told her if I see another pair of shoes in the middle of the floor I'm throwing them all away.  I'm such a mean mother.  ;D

OUCH!!!  That look painful!   :(


Last thing I tripped over was a pair of Megan's shoes...again.  I told her if I see another pair of shoes in the middle of the floor I'm throwing them all away.  I'm such a mean mother.  ;D
Do it! My Mum did that to my brother one time, just opened the window and chucked it all out, he's been ultra tidy ever since!

NyQuil.

Ugh.  I'm going to bed :P


How did you trip over Nyquil?

How did you trip over Nyquil?


Maybe he meant "Trip on"... you know... Like you do on drugs.

ice

Another toy.

ice


Are you ok?

My sister's boots.

My sister's boots.



Does she have big feet?

Does she have big feet?



No.

She just left them near the bathroom door.

No.

She just left them near the bathroom door.


That could've been worse.

That could've been worse.



What could have been worse?  I didn't fall down or anything, I just tripped a bit.  I threw them at her....thankfully they didn't hurt her too bad.  Those spike heels are a doozy.

What could have been worse?  I didn't fall down or anything, I just tripped a bit.  I threw them at her....thankfully they didn't hurt her too bad.  Those spike heels are a doozy.



be nice to your sister. ;)

be nice to your sister. ;)



I am, Howard. 

A step at the library, I had to sit down afterwards.

a laundry basket

A step ladder. 

I didn't trip over it, but I sure as hell stubbed my toe on the wheel of my husband's hockey bag... >:(

nothing as of late.

I didn't trip over it, but I sure as hell stubbed my toe on the wheel of my husband's hockey bag... >:(


I hate that, I constantly hit my little toe on things. 

The huge garbage bag outside my sister's bedroom door.  I keep telling her to take it out, but she never listens.

I trip over our carpet sometimes.

A briefcase in the office that belongs to my boss

I hate that, I constantly hit my little toe on things. 


Me too.  I'm quite sure I've broken my baby toe once or twice.  :(

My purse, which was on the floor here at work.

Me too.  I'm quite sure I've broken my baby toe once or twice.  :(


I know I have and I'm about to lose the toenail becuase I smashed it so hard the last time.  :( :o

a spruce

I know I have and I'm about to lose the toenail becuase I smashed it so hard the last time.  :( :o


I'm the same way! It's like, not even near the object either...yet it seems to have a mind of it's own and just jump out at the oncoming object. >:(

A briefcase in the office that belongs to my boss
What distance did the briefcase travel, did it fly across the office?

The pile of laundry that my roommate decided to drop in the middle of the living room.    >:(

I'm like a friggin bull in a china closet today.  I've tripped over my phone cord twice, and my chair once.  I tripped over an extra computer next to my bosses desk, and I took out a hanging file in our main office.  Mind you, I've only been at work for two hours...

A kerb on the way home from work yesterday, I had to rest against a wall before continuing.

Our carpet at home.

What I always trip over....anything that belongs to my daughter (shoes, books, etc.)    ::)

Vaughn's remote control motorcycle.

A rug.

I thought february rang a bell!

Going back over this thread I fell down the stairs in feb 2006 and again in feb 2007, then yesterday I slipped and fell over in the street. So if things are meant to come in threes do you think I'm safe next year or should I borrow my nephew's skateboarding padding ?? ::)

I thought february rang a bell!

Going back over this thread I fell down the stairs in feb 2006 and again in feb 2007, then yesterday I slipped and fell over in the street. So if things are meant to come in threes do you think I'm safe next year or should I borrow my nephew's skateboarding padding ?? ::)
Have you considered staying in for every February here on?

Have you considered staying in for every February here on?
It's a thought except I fell down the stairs at home! Maybe I should just stay in bed all february!

It's a thought except I fell down the stairs at home! Maybe I should just stay in bed all february!
You have moved to a new house, may be that curse has been broken?

I thought february rang a bell!

Going back over this thread I fell down the stairs in feb 2006 and again in feb 2007, then yesterday I slipped and fell over in the street. So if things are meant to come in threes do you think I'm safe next year or should I borrow my nephew's skateboarding padding ?? ::)
Please tkae care this February, for this year it has an extra day.

I swear to god if someone mentions that case of water I tripped over in my living room one dark night, I'm gonna go berserk  ;D  actually, Andrea (Odyssey) is the one that would always remind me and she hasn't been around so I'm safe from teasing.  ;D

nothing lately.

A thread I'm home in.  ;D The last thing was my own shoe laces.  I trip over curbs (an excuse there) and my biggest gaffe....tripping and rolling down a hill leading to someones house...I got pretty doggoone injured if that one, including broken bones. cut, scrapes,gashes, and bruises.  Of course...off to the hospital for me.

I tripped over my tongue recently as I'm not the most eloquent speaker.  http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/08/redface.gif

my own two feet. :D

I swear to god if someone mentions that case of water I tripped over in my living room one dark night, I'm gonna go berserk  ;D  actually, Andrea (Odyssey) is the one that would always remind me and she hasn't been around so I'm safe from teasing.  ;D


You just mentioned it, Mike!

... HAHAHAH! YOU TRIPPED OVER WATER!!!! BUAHAHAHA!

YOU OUTDID JESUS ONE, DIDN'T YOU!?

my own two feet. :D
It is easily done, we have all done it!

You just mentioned it, Mike!

... HAHAHAH! YOU TRIPPED OVER WATER!!!! BUAHAHAHA!

YOU OUTDID JESUS ONE, DIDN'T YOU!?


Meat!  such language.  uh...I tripped over carpet.

Can banging (unintentionaly) your knee on the door be included here?

Can banging (unintentionaly) your knee on the door be included here?


Yes,it could.

Tripped over my own feet for the umpteenth time.  :-[

Yes,it could.
I did once last week and my knee ached pretty bad.

I did once last week and my knee ached pretty bad.


Was it bleeding?

Was it bleeding?
I had a bruise for a few days, but there was no blood.