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Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Philip Eno on 09/02/06 at 8:06 am
The Price Is Right?
I'll watch it!
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 09/04/06 at 9:19 am
What if Life were The Hollywood Squares?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Philip Eno on 09/04/06 at 12:24 pm
What if Life were The Hollywood Squares?
Can that be the same as Celebrity Squares?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 09/05/06 at 2:24 pm
Can that be the same as Celebrity Squares?
yeah you could say that
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: deadrockstar on 09/05/06 at 2:27 pm
What if God made a boob so big, even he couldn't fit his hand around it? http://forums.offtopic.com/images/smilies/eek3.gif
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Philip Eno on 09/05/06 at 2:27 pm
yeah you could say that
I used too enjoy Celebrity Squares
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 09/05/06 at 2:29 pm
What if God made a boob so big, even he couldn't fit his hand around it? http://forums.offtopic.com/images/smilies/eek3.gif
I could put my mouth around it. :P
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 09/06/06 at 3:50 am
What if God made a boob so big, even he couldn't fit his hand around it? http://forums.offtopic.com/images/smilies/eek3.gif
Kindly leave my mother out of this!
YES, my mom really WAS the top Dolly Parton Lookalike ntertainer, for almost 15 yrs.
YES, my mom has big boobs.
YES, they're real. (Please ask not how I know this...there are some things a son shouldn't know...)
YES, I was the only one out of us 3 kids who was breast-fed.
YES, the similarities between my mom and my wife are enough to frighten me half-insane...
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: deadrockstar on 09/06/06 at 11:50 am
Kindly leave my mother out of this!
YES, my mom really WAS the top Dolly Parton Lookalike ntertainer, for almost 15 yrs.
YES, my mom has big boobs.
YES, they're real. (Please ask not how I know this...there are some things a son shouldn't know...)
YES, I was the only one out of us 3 kids who was breast-fed.
YES, the similarities between my mom and my wife are enough to frighten me half-insane...
What? ;D
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 09/06/06 at 4:40 pm
What if Columbus discovered something else?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 09/07/06 at 5:16 am
What? ;D
I'm quite serious about this.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 09/07/06 at 3:22 pm
I'm quite serious about this.
serious about what?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 09/07/06 at 9:44 pm
What if...Howard reviewed my comments in this thread, to understand what I was serious about?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Sister Morphine on 09/07/06 at 9:46 pm
serious about what?
His mother. He was talking about his mother.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Dominic L. on 09/07/06 at 9:46 pm
What if inthe00s got hacked?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 09/07/06 at 9:48 pm
What if inthe00s got hacked?
About 20 minutes ago, I tried to log into the site, and a virtual face came up, with red eyes, and it was composed of chains of the following:
haczx hotmail.com
Did you do that?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Sister Morphine on 09/07/06 at 9:49 pm
About 20 minutes ago, I tried to log into the site, and a virtual face came up, with red eyes, and it was composed of chains of the following:
haczx hotmail.com
Did you do that?
No, he did not. And Chucky has asked us not to talk about it on the boards anymore.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Dominic L. on 09/07/06 at 9:50 pm
No, he did not. And Chucky has asked us not to talk about it on the boards anymore.
O... Oh.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 09/07/06 at 11:21 pm
OK..I'm cool with that.
So! What if.....fish could talk?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 09/08/06 at 4:16 pm
What if...Howard reviewed my comments in this thread, to understand what I was serious about?
What if I didn't want to? :P
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: CeeKay on 09/08/06 at 5:33 pm
OK..I'm cool with that.
So! What if.....fish could talk?
What if humans could breath underwater.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Philip Eno on 09/10/06 at 7:24 am
What if humans could breath underwater.
We would be living and working underwater and the land would probably be deserted
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 09/11/06 at 4:15 pm
there was another Tower attack?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: ultraviolet52 on 09/11/06 at 4:36 pm
... I could stop being stuffy (with my nose, that is) ;D
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Sister Morphine on 09/11/06 at 4:37 pm
there was another Tower attack?
You can't attack something that isn't there anymore.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 09/11/06 at 4:37 pm
You can't attack something that isn't there anymore.
Yeah,that's true
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: ultraviolet52 on 09/11/06 at 4:38 pm
... they attacked San Francisco? I just can't imagine it. :(
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 09/11/06 at 5:50 pm
... they attacked San Francisco? I just can't imagine it. :(
God,I hope not.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: ultraviolet52 on 09/11/06 at 6:05 pm
^ I love my city. I was there yesterday and stood under the Transamerica building (the tallest in SF) and only wondered what it would be like to have that crumble to pieces. I wanted to cry. :(
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 09/11/06 at 6:06 pm
^ I love my city. I was there yesterday and stood under the Transamerica building (the tallest in SF) and only wondered what it would be like to have that crumble to pieces. I wanted to cry. :(
I'm sorry you feel that way. :(
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: La Roche on 09/11/06 at 6:07 pm
What If I were given an F-16 and a bunch of missiles.
I'd have the whole world bang to rights in a few hours. ;D
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 09/11/06 at 6:10 pm
What If I were given an F-16 and a bunch of missiles.
I'd have the whole world bang to rights in a few hours. ;D
You'd bang the whole world? :o
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: ultraviolet52 on 09/11/06 at 6:11 pm
You'd bang the whole world? :o
Maybe he'd rather bang a couple girls with his missiles (okay, that was bad of me.. ;D )
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: La Roche on 09/11/06 at 6:11 pm
You'd bang the whole world? :o
Bang to rights Howard - sorted out.
Maybe he'd rather bang a couple girls with his missiles (okay, that was bad of me.. ;D )
A couple.. you have a high opinion of me.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 09/11/06 at 6:12 pm
Maybe he'd rather bang a couple girls with his missiles (okay, that was bad of me.. ;D )
I don't have a missle,I have a hand grenade.LOL. ;D ;)
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: La Roche on 09/11/06 at 6:12 pm
I don't have a missle,I have a hand grenade.LOL. ;D ;)
Make sure it dosen't go off in your pocket.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 09/11/06 at 6:16 pm
Make sure it dosen't go off in your pocket.
It almost did yesterday at my girl's house. :o
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: La Roche on 09/11/06 at 6:19 pm
It almost did yesterday at my girl's house. :o
Do it in the bathroom, all over the face cloths. ;D
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 09/11/06 at 6:28 pm
What if...Davey sneezed, burped, hiccupped, and farted all at the same time?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: La Roche on 09/11/06 at 6:29 pm
What if...Davey sneezed, burped, hiccupped, and farted all at the same time?
I'd have to jerk off and complete the party.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 09/11/06 at 6:31 pm
I'd have to jerk off and complete the party.
Somehow, I can see you doing exactly that.
*applauds*
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: La Roche on 09/11/06 at 6:33 pm
Somehow, I can see you doing exactly that.
*applauds*
Might need a whole box of tissues for this one.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 09/11/06 at 6:34 pm
Might need a whole box of tissues for this one.
I'd also suggest 3 salt licks, a toilet plunger, and 3 Kamikazes with a Jagermeister chaser.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: La Roche on 09/11/06 at 6:42 pm
I'd also suggest 3 salt licks, a toilet plunger, and 3 Kamikazes with a Jagermeister chaser.
Maybe a weed whacker and a 6 foot length of rope. (I like freaky shi.t)
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: ultraviolet52 on 09/11/06 at 6:43 pm
Bang to rights Howard - sorted out.
A couple.. you have a high opinion of me.
Well, once one missile gets tired, then you gotta fire up another ;D
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Step-chan on 09/11/06 at 6:44 pm
Maybe a weed whacker and a 6 foot length of rope. (I like freaky shi.t)
But you can't stand my catgirl fetish..... ::) :D ::) :D ::) :D
(Just joking around with you, but I know you don't like my interests). ;)
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 09/11/06 at 6:45 pm
My sister-in-law, and my ex-stepfather were actually made to PAY for their actions?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Step-chan on 09/11/06 at 6:49 pm
What if Simon Cowell and Jack Thompson were sent to outerspace in a rocket?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Philip Eno on 09/12/06 at 1:45 am
What if Simon Cowell and Jack Thompson were sent to outerspace in a rocket?
What if funding was found for this mission?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: whistledog on 09/12/06 at 2:02 am
What is rubixgirl came back to the boards, and revealed that in her absence, she went under the knife to become rubixguy :D
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 09/12/06 at 2:07 am
...all the active members were all online at the same time :o
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Philip Eno on 09/12/06 at 2:09 am
...all the active members were all online at the same time :o
The boards will be very slow on the uptake.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Step-chan on 09/12/06 at 11:52 am
What if funding was found for this mission?
Applaud.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 09/12/06 at 5:49 pm
Do it in the bathroom, all over the face cloths. ;D
That's what she would say Davey. ;D
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Sister Morphine on 09/12/06 at 5:50 pm
What if I could find the remote control for my pillar fan?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 09/12/06 at 6:35 pm
What if I could never love again?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Step-chan on 09/12/06 at 6:36 pm
a girl actually flirts with me instead of a guy?
(Couldn't resist, sorry Sister Morphine)
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 09/12/06 at 6:46 pm
a girl actually flirts with me instead of a guy?
(Couldn't resist, sorry Sister Morphine)
What are the odds? ;D
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Step-chan on 09/12/06 at 6:47 pm
What are the odds? ;D
(girls)3 to (guys)8
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 09/12/06 at 6:57 pm
Cat-girls farted?
Would Step-chan be around to study the effects and results?
(NB: Hawk, the Slayer is decidedly straight, and although has been hit on by men & women alike, he wishes to inform that he prefers Miss Kitty over Mr. Richard.)
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Sister Morphine on 09/12/06 at 7:59 pm
a girl actually flirts with me instead of a guy?
(Couldn't resist, sorry Sister Morphine)
Sorry for what?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Philip Eno on 09/13/06 at 1:35 am
...video killed the radio star?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Sister Morphine on 09/13/06 at 1:38 am
...video killed the radio star?
Sadly, it already did.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 09/13/06 at 3:19 am
Wars were fought with comedy?
"Alright, Corporal...gimme 20 "Yo' mama's", and 10 pratfalls!"
"Sir, this one's dngerous...the enemy are all wearing Rodney Dangerfield masks!"
"No, no, Tommy! Watch your step! *fffrrrrrrttt* Damn it! The whoopie cushions got him!!!"
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: whistledog on 09/13/06 at 3:32 am
... you came face to face with him ...
http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/39396000/jpg/_39396476_dingoap203.jpg
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 09/13/06 at 3:34 am
... you came face to face with him ...
http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/39396000/jpg/_39396476_dingoap203.jpg
"Heeeeere, puppy-puppy-puppy-puppy...."
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: KKay on 09/13/06 at 10:25 am
... you came face to face with him ...
http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/39396000/jpg/_39396476_dingoap203.jpg
ummm...is he laughing? then i'll laugh with him.
if h'es angry, i'll just run.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: CeeKay on 09/13/06 at 1:31 pm
My son posed this question to me yesterday after his soccer game:
What if no one ever invented a ball?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 09/13/06 at 1:34 pm
I could identify the artists to some songs my band has?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Step-chan on 09/13/06 at 2:22 pm
Sorry for what?
In my last PM, I said I wouldn't talk about it on this site again. I ended up making a liar of myself. :-\\
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 09/13/06 at 2:24 pm
In my last PM, I said I wouldn't talk about it on this site again. I ended up making a liar of myself. :-\\
Now, Step-chan...
*playfully slaps his shoulder, a la Richard Simmons*
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Step-chan on 09/13/06 at 2:27 pm
Cat-girls farted?
Would Step-chan be around to study the effects and results?
(NB: Hawk, the Slayer is decidedly straight, and although has been hit on by men & women alike, he wishes to inform that he prefers Miss Kitty over Mr. Richard.)
I'm going to applaud you again for that... the next time I can(I keep my word).
Too funny. I did ask a co-worker if I was acting feminine in anyway and she said "no". Apparently it's just them thinking I'm attractive and trying to find out if I am too. But I knew I was attracted to girls in my teens.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 09/13/06 at 2:28 pm
Stpe-chan was a tad faster on the uptake??
:D ;)
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Step-chan on 09/13/06 at 2:31 pm
Stpe-chan was a tad faster on the uptake??
:D ;)
As in...?
How about this one...
What if Step-chan could finish an edit to his post before someone else replied to it(quoted or not?)
:D :D :D :D :D
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 09/13/06 at 2:34 pm
Point taken.
Karma given.
Hot straight babe dressed as a cat-girl waiting outside your door...
Fnord.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Step-chan on 09/13/06 at 2:37 pm
I'd go nuts!
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 09/13/06 at 2:40 pm
I'd go nuts!
Check.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 09/13/06 at 5:00 pm
Step Chan had no more fetishes?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Step-chan on 09/14/06 at 10:27 am
Step Chan had no more fetishes?
How many do you think I have?
I won't give up any that I actually like.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 09/14/06 at 3:44 pm
How many do you think I have?
I won't give up any that I actually like.
Many,I suppose
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 09/14/06 at 6:27 pm
Note: Howard has a breadstick fetish...
If you see his phone bill, you'll note the 1-900-PIZZA-SEX calls.
I believe his favorite operator of choice is "Buttersticks".
He likes it when she calls him "Poppin' Fresh".
;)
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Sister Morphine on 09/14/06 at 7:21 pm
I lost the cord that charged my iPod?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Dominic L. on 09/14/06 at 7:28 pm
I lost the cord that charged my iPod?
You'd be screwed. *Nods*
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Step-chan on 09/15/06 at 1:52 pm
Many,I suppose
Character themed fetishes: 3(Catgirl/animal girl, maid, girls in glasses)
Others: Breast mainly. Total 4.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 09/15/06 at 2:07 pm
What if...Howard became a pro wrestler?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: ultraviolet52 on 09/15/06 at 3:36 pm
What if I could beat this headache without taking aspirin?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 09/15/06 at 4:39 pm
What if...Howard became a pro wrestler?
I'd be world champion.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 09/15/06 at 4:40 pm
Note: Howard has a breadstick fetish...
If you see his phone bill, you'll note the 1-900-PIZZA-SEX calls.
I believe his favorite operator of choice is "Buttersticks".
He likes it when she calls him "Poppin' Fresh".
;)
I'm in love with Stella Doro ;D
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Sister Morphine on 09/15/06 at 4:48 pm
The Yankees win tonight?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 09/15/06 at 4:49 pm
What if I got this job? ???
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 09/15/06 at 4:50 pm
I was able to book 10 gigs between now and December 7th?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: KKay on 09/16/06 at 8:24 am
if I used my powers for good instead of evil?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Philip Eno on 09/16/06 at 8:25 am
if I used my powers for good instead of evil?
What if I asked what powers you had?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Abix on 09/16/06 at 10:37 am
What if one day I learned to become this docile creature with no input whatsoever?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: KKay on 09/16/06 at 2:43 pm
What if I asked what powers you had?
I would not tell you. 8)
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: La Roche on 09/16/06 at 5:52 pm
What if just being written did not make it so?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: KKay on 09/16/06 at 7:43 pm
What if just being written did not make it so?
well, there go all the threads!
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Philip Eno on 09/17/06 at 2:21 am
I would not tell you. 8)
Oh go on!
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 09/18/06 at 3:42 am
We had an acutal "In the '00s" party/convention, and we got 100+ people to show?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 09/18/06 at 4:11 pm
We had an acutal "In the '00s" party/convention, and we got 100+ people to show?
What if never happened?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Step-chan on 09/18/06 at 4:13 pm
A penguin farts while swimming 3000 miles per hour?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 09/18/06 at 5:07 pm
A penguin farts while swimming 3000 miles per hour?
Impossible! ::)
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Step-chan on 09/18/06 at 5:18 pm
Impossible! ::)
Yeah, impossible it is, I just wanted to post it for reason.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 09/18/06 at 5:19 pm
Yeah, impossible it is, I just wanted to post it for reason.
Oh Ok,whatever floats your boat
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: mugg on 10/02/06 at 9:39 am
you could lose one of your senses?
your sense of good taste? :P
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: La Roche on 10/02/06 at 9:41 am
your sense of good taste? :P
Fashion sense?
Howard, brown sports jackets are soooo passe.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: mugg on 10/02/06 at 9:44 am
Fashion sense?
Howard, brown sports jackets are soooo passe.
he looks like a vacuum sales man, imagine him getting a foot into a woman's door and explaining his sucking action ;D
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: La Roche on 10/02/06 at 9:46 am
he looks like a vacuum sales man, imagine him getting a foot into a woman's door and explaining his sucking action ;D
I don't know if Howard's too experienced in the field of sucking.... or for that matter action.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: mugg on 10/02/06 at 9:52 am
I don't know if Howard's too experienced in the field of sucking.... or for that matter action.
we'll have to ask his boyfriend ;D
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: La Roche on 10/02/06 at 9:53 am
we'll have to ask his boyfriend ;D
Is Nelly online?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: mugg on 10/02/06 at 9:57 am
Is Nelly online?
who is she?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: La Roche on 10/02/06 at 10:00 am
who is she?
She
I think he likes shakira.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: mugg on 10/02/06 at 10:01 am
She
I think he likes shakira.
you might make him angry, you wouldn't like him when he's angry
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: La Roche on 10/02/06 at 10:02 am
you might make him angry, you wouldn't like him when he's angry
http://comicsmedia.ign.com/comics/image/article/675/675023/she-hulk-20051212003143509.jpg
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: mugg on 10/02/06 at 10:06 am
http://comicsmedia.ign.com/comics/image/article/675/675023/she-hulk-20051212003143509.jpg
you ever notice in comic books the hulk loses all his clothing except his pants, isn't this a bit odd?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: La Roche on 10/02/06 at 10:11 am
you ever notice in comic books the hulk loses all his clothing except his pants, isn't this a bit odd?
Maybe he's got no member to grow.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: mugg on 10/02/06 at 10:15 am
Maybe he's got no member to grow.
if you shot superman in the eye would it kill him?
if you shot him up his arse hole would the bullet bounce around in his innards?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: La Roche on 10/02/06 at 10:17 am
if you shot superman in the eye would it kill him?
if you shot him up his arse hole would the bullet bounce around in his innards?
Well, he's the man of steel, so yeah, it must do.. bounce around I mean.
Nah, he has those super eyes that regenerate.
Do you think when he's having sex, he has to pull out and aim at the floor or something, so he dosen't kill anybody.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: mugg on 10/02/06 at 10:20 am
Well, he's the man of steel, so yeah, it must do.. bounce around I mean.
Nah, he has those super eyes that regenerate.
Do you think when he's having sex, he has to pull out and aim at the floor or something, so he dosen't kill anybody.
imagine him on the crapper, i bet he needs a reinforced bowl ;D
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: La Roche on 10/02/06 at 10:30 am
imagine him on the crapper, i bet he needs a reinforced bowl ;D
Imagine his plumbing bill.
"Yeah, you appear to have a bullet lodged in your U-Bend."
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: mugg on 10/02/06 at 10:34 am
Imagine his plumbing bill.
"Yeah, you appear to have a bullet lodged in your U-Bend."
he could actually get work as a plummer, just sit on a stopped up toilet and let loose a hugh fart and clear up your pipes
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: La Roche on 10/02/06 at 10:48 am
he could actually get work as a plummer, just sit on a stopped up toilet and let loose a hugh fart and clear up your pipes
He could work with this guy.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/f/f9/Curry_Man.jpg/180px-Curry_Man.jpg
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: mugg on 10/02/06 at 10:57 am
He could work with this guy.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/f/f9/Curry_Man.jpg/180px-Curry_Man.jpg
superman with a sidekick
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: La Roche on 10/02/06 at 10:58 am
superman with a sidekick
Right, like Robin.. except openly gay.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: mugg on 10/02/06 at 11:03 am
Right, like Robin.. except openly gay.
and robin isn't?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 10/02/06 at 3:34 pm
I don't know if Howard's too experienced in the field of sucking.... or for that matter action.
Go ask Robin... ;D
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 10/02/06 at 3:35 pm
we'll have to ask his boyfriend ;D
I have a girlfriend of 2 years,mugg ::)
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: ultraviolet52 on 10/02/06 at 3:37 pm
... I could actually finish my college degree next semester!
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Philip Eno on 10/07/06 at 12:46 pm
... I could actually finish my college degree next semester!
Go on, give it ago.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Step-chan on 10/08/06 at 3:07 pm
all death metal music didn't sound the same?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 10/09/06 at 5:14 pm
life was like a box of chocolates?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Sister Morphine on 10/09/06 at 5:27 pm
....I could find my curling iron?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Dominic L. on 10/09/06 at 5:32 pm
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Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Philip Eno on 10/28/06 at 9:22 am
...Ludwig Van Beethoven came back to life and reached number one in the charts?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Abix on 10/28/06 at 10:26 am
What If I were zapped back into the 1920's.. ?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Philip Eno on 10/28/06 at 10:28 am
What If I were zapped back into the 1920's.. ?
Had you been there before?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Abix on 10/28/06 at 11:19 am
only in dreams :P
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Philip Eno on 10/28/06 at 11:20 am
only in dreams :P
That is a different thread.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Abix on 10/28/06 at 11:30 am
what if i post something unrelated to the thread?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Philip Eno on 10/28/06 at 12:02 pm
what if i post something unrelated to the thread?
Go on give it a try?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Abix on 10/28/06 at 12:05 pm
Derek Jeter
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Philip Eno on 10/28/06 at 12:07 pm
^ What if someone replies to it?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Abix on 10/28/06 at 12:24 pm
but how??
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Philip Eno on 10/28/06 at 12:25 pm
but how??
By replying with a quote.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Abix on 10/28/06 at 12:26 pm
What If I dared to say that you and I both are doing whatever means possible to up our post count? :P
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: NullandVoid on 10/28/06 at 1:08 pm
What if you kept on dreaming about Miracle Whip...like me?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Philip Eno on 10/28/06 at 1:28 pm
What if you kept on dreaming about Miracle Whip...like me?
Is a Miracle Whip like a Walnut Whip?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Abix on 10/28/06 at 2:03 pm
Is a Miracle Whip like a Walnut Whip?
Miracle Whip is a "salad" dressing similar to Mayo.. but in my opinion, Better than Mayo. I don't know why they call it 'salad dressing' as most people use it for sandwiches. Nothing beats the Tangy Zip of Miracle Whip! :D
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Sister Morphine on 10/28/06 at 4:30 pm
Derek Jeter
Yummy.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 10/28/06 at 7:57 pm
What if I was re-hired at Au Bon Pain?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Philip Eno on 10/29/06 at 4:25 am
Miracle Whip is a "salad" dressing similar to Mayo.. but in my opinion, Better than Mayo. I don't know why they call it 'salad dressing' as most people use it for sandwiches. Nothing beats the Tangy Zip of Miracle Whip! :D
Didn't we discuss that on a different board?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 10/29/06 at 7:51 am
life was just a dream?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Abix on 10/29/06 at 10:43 am
Didn't we discuss that on a different board?
probably. I guess I did that unrelated post thing, didn't I?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Philip Eno on 10/29/06 at 4:55 pm
What if I posted just one more post?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 10/29/06 at 8:32 pm
What if members who have been BANNED were allowed back after 1 year?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 10/29/06 at 11:05 pm
What if members who have been BANNED were allowed back after 1 year?
That would be weird
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Step-chan on 10/30/06 at 7:02 pm
I posted a gif?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Philip Eno on 10/31/06 at 3:21 am
What if members who have been BANNED were allowed back after 1 year?
Maybe just to post only one reply?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Philip Eno on 10/31/06 at 3:26 am
What if I posted this reply before SM posts hers?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Sister Morphine on 10/31/06 at 3:27 am
What if Philip was right?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 10/31/06 at 4:12 am
What if...a President was actually elected, who was neither Democrat nor Republican?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Abix on 10/31/06 at 10:54 am
What if...a President was actually elected, who was neither Democrat nor Republican?
What if pigs were to fly?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: imadick on 10/31/06 at 11:53 am
What if pigs were to fly?
The Air Traffic Control (ATC) would have a tough time Sorting Out,. and managing The Flying Pigs...
Hey but there will be lots of Job openings in the ATC for People who can understand and communicate in piggy language :)
;D
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Ashkicksass on 10/31/06 at 12:26 pm
Hey but there will be lots of Job openings in the ATC for People who can understand and communicate in piggy language :)
;D
Like all of the old politicians?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: imadick on 10/31/06 at 12:30 pm
Like all of the old politicians?
Yeah exactly...
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: whistledog on 10/31/06 at 1:01 pm
"What if I had never let you go
Would you be the man I used to know
If I'd stayed
If you'd tried
If we could only turn back time
But I guess we'll never know"
http://images-eu.amazon.com/images/P/B00005RG9L.03.MZZZZZZZ.jpg
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Philip Eno on 10/31/06 at 1:05 pm
...you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: KKay on 10/31/06 at 1:16 pm
all the aliens came down in the US on Thanksgiving..they would think that humans only ate turkey..
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Ashkicksass on 10/31/06 at 1:20 pm
all the aliens came down in the US on Thanksgiving..they would think that humans only ate turkey..
LOL!!! ;D
I have a friend whose family eats salmon and pork chops on Thanksgiving. >:( I tried to have her deported, but the government said that wasn't a good reason, and that you can't deport U.S. citizens. ::)
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Philip Eno on 10/31/06 at 1:23 pm
all the aliens came down in the US on Thanksgiving..they would think that humans only ate turkey..
What if all the turkeys disappeared from sight two weeks before Thanksgiving?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Abix on 10/31/06 at 1:25 pm
what if there was a mass outbreak of food poisoning from undercooked turkeys on Thanksgiving??
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Ashkicksass on 10/31/06 at 2:08 pm
What if all the turkeys disappeared from sight two weeks before Thanksgiving?
what if there was a mass outbreak of food poisoning from undercooked turkeys on Thanksgiving??
You guys are not funny! :P
Turkey Dinner with all the fixins is my absolute favorite and I look forward to Thanksgiving all year round. I would cry and cry and cry if either of those things happened.
What if there was no such thing as Thanksgiving? :\'(
Philip, is there something similar to it in the UK?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Philip Eno on 10/31/06 at 2:11 pm
Philip, is there something similar to it in the UK?
We have Turkey as Christmas.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: La Roche on 10/31/06 at 4:06 pm
Philip, is there something similar to it in the UK?
Nah, nobody had to strong arm the UK away from anybody else.. it's always just kind of been here and there, whoever feels like invading comes along and improves it.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 10/31/06 at 6:41 pm
there wasn't a halloween?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Ashkicksass on 11/01/06 at 12:31 am
Nah, nobody had to strong arm the UK away from anybody else.. it's always just kind of been here and there, whoever feels like invading comes along and improves it.
;D
there wasn't a halloween?
:\'(
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Philip Eno on 11/01/06 at 1:57 am
there wasn't a halloween?
Last night did not seem to be Halloween, for we had no trick or treaters at our door.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 11/01/06 at 4:22 am
What if...people could eat a full Thanksgiving turkey dinner, with all the trimmings, and not feel bloated, or have that "pull my finger" action, afterwards?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Philip Eno on 11/01/06 at 4:24 am
...it was complusary to take a ten mile walk after the full festive Thanksgiving turkey dinner?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 11/01/06 at 4:39 am
...it was complusary to take a ten mile walk after the full festive Thanksgiving turkey dinner?
With the condition my feet are in, there'd be no way! I'd have to suffer the flogging!
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Sister Morphine on 11/01/06 at 5:06 am
What if...people could eat a full Thanksgiving turkey dinner, with all the trimmings, and not feel bloated, or have that "pull my finger" action, afterwards?
I'm one of those people.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Ashkicksass on 11/01/06 at 3:48 pm
I'm one of those people.
Me too. But it's probably because I'm always in washing the dishes afterward...
What if dishes mysteriously cleaned themselves and you never had to wash them?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 11/01/06 at 4:20 pm
What if...people could eat a full Thanksgiving turkey dinner, with all the trimmings, and not feel bloated, or have that "pull my finger" action, afterwards?
That's impossible Hawk
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Sister Morphine on 11/01/06 at 5:35 pm
That's impossible Hawk
No, actually it's not. I know quite a few people who can eat a full meal without feeling bloated afterward. If you don't shove it in your face and eat slowly, you won't have that problem.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 11/01/06 at 5:39 pm
No, actually it's not. I know quite a few people who can eat a full meal without feeling bloated afterward. If you don't shove it in your face and eat slowly, you won't have that problem.
That's a good idea
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Step-chan on 11/01/06 at 5:40 pm
a car full of clowns went flying through the air and hit a bus full of samurai fart masters while eating pizza dipped in garlic?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 11/01/06 at 5:42 pm
a car full of clowns went flying through the air and hit a bus full of samurai fart masters while eating pizza dipped in garlic?
What if that was impossible?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 11/02/06 at 5:00 am
No, actually it's not. I know quite a few people who can eat a full meal without feeling bloated afterward. If you don't shove it in your face and eat slowly, you won't have that problem.
Actually, it may surprise you to know that I have to eat my food rather slowly and carefully.
Not due to any real medical conditions, but rather due to certain training I received as a younger man, which I am still perfecting.
I am able, for the most part, to be labelled as an "epicurean". At least, when it comes to food & drink.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: spaceace on 11/02/06 at 10:46 am
What if there really are aliens living among us and they're here studying primitive life forms. ;D
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Philip Eno on 11/02/06 at 2:20 pm
What if there really are aliens living among us and they're here studying primitive life forms. ;D
How would we know?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: mugg on 11/02/06 at 3:18 pm
all death metal music didn't sound the same?
you're thinking of rap :P
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 11/02/06 at 3:33 pm
you're thinking of rap :P
Rap Is Crap
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: mugg on 11/02/06 at 3:41 pm
Rap Is Crap
amen brother ben :D
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 11/02/06 at 3:42 pm
Life was a box of chocolates?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: La Roche on 11/02/06 at 3:48 pm
Rap Is Crap
Get some crunk in your system Howard. ::)
You know I'm a major rap star right?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 11/02/06 at 3:49 pm
Get some crunk in your system Howard. ::)
You know I'm a major rap star right?
I don't have crunk
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: La Roche on 11/02/06 at 3:50 pm
I don't have crunk
That's why you should get some in your system.
You should join my crazy rap crew.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 11/02/06 at 3:52 pm
That's why you should get some in your system.
You should join my crazy rap crew.
No Thanks,I've got my oldies
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Step-chan on 11/02/06 at 4:36 pm
you're thinking of rap :P
No, I'm not :P
::) ::) ::) ::)
But, now that you mention it.......
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Step-chan on 11/02/06 at 4:37 pm
I don't have crunk
I have punk myself. ;)
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 11/02/06 at 4:37 pm
What if it hurts?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Step-chan on 11/02/06 at 4:40 pm
What if that was impossible?
The world may never know.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 11/03/06 at 4:17 pm
What if guys could live without porn?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Philip Eno on 11/03/06 at 4:36 pm
What if guys could live without porn?
The world would be an unhappy place.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 11/03/06 at 4:56 pm
...Howard found it within himself not to be a "wussy boy", when it came to online battles?
:D ;D :D ;D :D
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 11/04/06 at 5:35 pm
The world would be an unhappy place.
I'm sure the men would all agree
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 11/04/06 at 5:36 pm
...Howard found it within himself not to be a "wussy boy", when it came to online battles?
:D ;D :D ;D :D
Hey,don't tempt me >:(
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Philip Eno on 05/05/08 at 6:06 pm
...someone bumped this old thread?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 05/06/08 at 3:02 pm
...someone bumped this old thread?
What if someone replied?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Philip Eno on 05/07/08 at 3:18 am
What if someone replied?
I will wait and see.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 05/07/08 at 7:10 am
I will wait and see.
I just did.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Philip Eno on 05/07/08 at 7:11 am
I just did.
What if anyone else does?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 05/07/08 at 7:28 am
What if anyone else does?
Then we'll have to wait till someone does.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Philip Eno on 05/07/08 at 7:28 am
Then we'll have to wait till someone does.
I am waiting now.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Philip Eno on 05/08/08 at 1:58 am
...this topic is moved to another board.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Step-chan on 05/08/08 at 1:08 pm
What if I would've PM'd her instead of posting this:
It matters to me....
Mainly because I'm doing more variety than everyone says.
I guess all my other images are invisible to everyone else on the site, unless they're on Airrider's thread.
So that way I wouldn't have felt like I was being ganged up on(which wasn't the only time I felt that way):
Heads up step..
to the rest of us, they all look the same,
It was due to a misread of what I told her in different thread. :-\\
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Philip Eno on 05/16/08 at 4:59 am
...it did not rain today?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Philip Eno on 06/18/08 at 2:32 am
...the sun shone today?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Philip Eno on 08/09/08 at 11:16 am
...spam tasted like caviar?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: bookmistress4ever on 09/24/08 at 11:30 pm
What if...it were sunny and hot for Christmas and snowy for my birthday in July? Oh yeah, it IS already, in the Southern Hemisphere. ;D
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Philip Eno on 10/23/08 at 8:02 am
^ or...
What if... it did snow on Christmas Day?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: greenjello74 on 10/25/08 at 10:26 am
Gas was as cheap as water?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Philip Eno on 10/27/08 at 3:39 am
Gas was as cheap as water?
In some high class restaurants in London, gas is cheaper than water.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Philip Eno on 03/02/09 at 8:21 am
^ or...
What if... it did snow on Christmas Day?
It did not.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Philip Eno on 07/25/09 at 3:56 am
^ or...
What if... it did snow on Christmas Day?
It did not!
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 07/25/09 at 7:24 am
What if it got hot all of a sudden?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Philip Eno on 07/30/09 at 4:19 am
What if it did not rain?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 07/30/09 at 7:16 am
What if it rained all month without sun?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 08/10/09 at 2:11 am
What is no one was ever born?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Philip Eno on 08/10/09 at 2:12 am
What if it rained all month without sun?
Sales in umbrellas will go up.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Philip Eno on 08/10/09 at 2:13 am
What is no one was ever born?
Can it ever get like that?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 08/10/09 at 2:16 am
What if everyone's eyes were on their middle toes?
What if a triangle was circular?
What if an orange was purple?
What if only men can be Queen and Women can be kings?
What if you could only flush once a week?
What if everyone rode a horse instead of driving a car?
I have so many questions
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 08/10/09 at 7:29 am
What if it was cold all year round?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 08/10/09 at 11:46 am
What if all land became sea, and all sea became land?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 08/10/09 at 3:57 pm
what if this was the end?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 08/11/09 at 12:35 am
What if every baby prevented by "the pill", came bacK?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 08/11/09 at 7:38 am
what if life was a box of chocolates?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: ninny on 08/11/09 at 7:41 am
What if I make my first post here,will it matter?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Philip Eno on 08/11/09 at 7:42 am
what if life was a box of chocolates?
You would know what you are going to get
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 08/11/09 at 7:49 am
You would know what you are going to get
I wouldn't know.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 08/11/09 at 11:49 am
What if the moon moved 100 miles closer to earth everyday?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 08/11/09 at 3:33 pm
What if the moon was made of cheese then what would the sun consist of?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 08/11/09 at 3:37 pm
What if the moon was made of cheese then what would the sun consist of?
ummm the moon is made of chese. No one has ever been there.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 08/11/09 at 3:40 pm
ummm the moon is made of chese. No one has ever been there.
It probably stinks.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Philip Eno on 08/26/09 at 6:01 am
It probably stinks.
Some cheese have a pleasant aroma.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 08/26/09 at 6:03 am
What if we had a late Fall?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Philip Eno on 08/26/09 at 1:13 pm
What if we had a late Fall?
...or a very early spring?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 08/26/09 at 3:21 pm
What if it never rained again. How long would we survive?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Philip Eno on 08/26/09 at 4:01 pm
What if it never rained again. How long would we survive?
If ti never rained, what would happen to the clouds?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 08/26/09 at 5:17 pm
What is every car did not have a "reverse" gear?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 08/26/09 at 6:07 pm
What if it never rained again. How long would we survive?
Then we'd have sun all year round.