What if a member of this board created multiple accounts to try to deceive us into thinking they were two or three different people?


. . . what if I replied that I am out of the loop and would you please tell me who the helll it is??!!!!!  :-[ :D

What if a member of this board created multiple accounts to try to deceive us into thinking they were two or three different people?


What kind of FREAK would do that? ???

What kind of FREAK would do that? ???


. . . I am laughing very hard at Jacks.  ;D

. . . I am laughing very hard at Jacks.  ;D


;D  Just don't tinkle. ;)

;D  Just don't tinkle. ;)


It's okay, my bladder is holding it's own.  ;D

What if I was finding it quite difficult to keep my comments to myself? :P


You've never before, why start now  ;)

What if I would finally get a life?  :o

What if I would finally get a life?  :o


That would mean leaving here. ;D

What if a member of this board created multiple accounts to try to deceive us into thinking they were two or three different people?



that wouldn't be a very nice thing to do, would it?




Erin :)

That would mean leaving here. ;D


:o :o * too shocked to speak * :\'(

:o :o * too shocked to speak * :\'(


I know, I know take a deep breath.  Let it sink in. ;) ;D

I know, I know take a deep breath.  Let it sink in. ;) ;D


. . . Jacks is so naughty?  ;D

. . . Jacks is so naughty?  ;D


What is the naughty stuff? ;D

What is the naughty stuff? ;D


Your sense of humour. Not naughty naughty . . . Just . . . naughty.  ;D

Your sense of humour. Not naughty naughty . . . Just . . . naughty.  ;D


I go both ways. ;D

I go both ways. ;D


Yes I'm well aware . . .  ;D

I go both ways. ;D


:o

:o


I think Jacks was talking about her sense of humour anyway.  ;D

I think Jacks was talking about her sense of humour anyway.  ;D


Says you!

I wanna see some HLA!

I go both ways. ;D


then you should pm superfreak and see if she has any more pictures... ;)

Says you!

I wanna see some HLA!


Yeah I want to see a herbal lentil aphrodisiac too.  8) ;D

then you should pm superfreak and see if she has any more pictures... ;)


I'm not into chicks with dictation machines. ;D

Yeah I want to see a herbal lentil aphrodisiac too.  8) ;D


;D ;D

I was talking about Hamster's Leering Aggresivley actually.. but whatever floats your boat

then you should pm superfreak and see if she has any more pictures... ;)


Yeah but I've heard you've got to ask through Mark first.  ;D

;D ;D

I was talking about Hamster's Leering Aggresivley actually.. but whatever floats your boat


She's not a pet shop boy is she?  :o ;D

What if I were to just scream my head off?





Cat

What if I were to just scream my head off?


. . . you need that for breathing?  :)

What if I were to just scream my head off?


What if i were to point out this might bemuse Carlos slightly

What if i were to point out this might bemuse Carlos slightly


That's right Andy. He's the one that's going to have to mop the floor afterwards.  :P ;D

That's right Andy. He's the one that's going to have to mop the floor afterwards.  :P ;D


;D

What if i were to ask Cat if that was on his 'Honey Do' list as well?

What if i were to point out this might bemuse Carlos slightly



Yeah, he might think that I was doing something without him.  ;) ;D



That's right Andy. He's the one that's going to have to mop the floor afterwards. :P ;D





;D

What if i were to ask Cat if that was on his 'Honey Do' list as well?




LMAO!!!!!




Cat

Yeah, he might think that I was doing something without him.  ;) ;D


HE'S GOOD!

HE'S GOOD!


Ha ha!  ;D

Yeah, but you got those red shorts on . . .  ;) ;D

What if I dared Robin to do something nasty? ;D

What if I dared Robin to do something nasty? ;D


What if you shouldn't? She will not want to do anything with you if you are daring her and reinforcing the negative effects of what you call 'being nasty'.  ::)

What if I dared Robin to do something nasty? ;D


Get her to ring someone's doorbell and run away...!!

What if you shouldn't? She will not want to do anything with you if you are daring her and reinforcing the negative effects of what you call 'being nasty'.  ::)



Yesterday Her and I were playing knock hockey and if one of us lost one person would have to come up with a dare. ;D

Yesterday Her and I were playing knock hockey and if one of us lost one person would have to come up with a dare. ;D


I suppose if you both complied it's okay.

I suppose if you both complied it's okay.


Her dare was for me to get a job and I lost 2 times. :(

Her dare was for me to get a job and I lost 2 times. :(


So now you've got to get a job.  ;D

So now you've got to get a job.  ;D



I'm doing the best that I can.

what if humans had a thick coat of hair all over their bodies, would we have to wear clothes?

what if humans had a thick coat of hair all over their bodies, would we have to wear clothes?


Howard wears clothes. :D

Howard wears clothes. :D

a monkey suit   ;D

a monkey suit   ;D


;D ;D

What is the word the Howard always uses..........hirsute. ;D

what if humans had a thick coat of hair all over their bodies, would we have to wear clothes?


there are two that do... ive seen them on maury... they live in brazil or somewhere and they travel with the circus

there are two that do... ive seen them on maury... they live in brazil or somewhere and they travel with the circus


That will save them some money going to clothes shops.  ;D

;D ;D

What is the word the Howard always uses..........hirsute. ;D


hirsuite:very hairy

What if WWE put back the F?

What if WWE put back the F?

They would then get sued by the World Wildlife Fund! ;D

What if WWE put back the F?

they should rename if WWFe

they should rename if WWFe


What if Vince McMahon was a jerk?

they should rename if WWFe


It used to be..

World Wrestling Federation Entertainment

It used to be..

World Wrestling Federation Entertainment



That's what they should call it now.

That's what they should call it now.


The lawsuit prohibbited them calling it that.

What if Vince McMahon was a jerk?


He is already ::)

what if there was a lesbian amusement park?
what would be the most popular ride?  ::)

what if there was a lesbian amusement park?
what would be the most popular ride?  ::)
The SuperFreak ::)

What if I didn't go to Uni today?

The SuperFreak ::)


how about a ride like a carousel and all the seats are shaped like tongues?   :D

how about a ride like a carousel and all the seats are shaped like tongues?  :D
;D What would you call it..."tongue in cheek" perhaps! :D

;D What would you call it..."tongue in cheek" perhaps! :D

your job can be seat cleaner  ;D

your job can be seat cleaner  ;D
Thanks but I'm done with anything lesbian....except watching the L Word :) Spread it around that there is a job opening for that though....I wonder who'd be the first to apply ???

What if you were actually a jerk to eat jerk chicken? ;D

Well, at Six Flags yesterday, we saw a couple of people sitting on the foot massagers with them running....one was a guy, one was a woman :o


What were they doing on them?

What were they doing on them?


The foot massagers vibrate. ;)

The foot massagers vibrate. ;)



Ooh Vibrators. :o ;D

Yeah, it's like a chair with pedals on the base that vibrate....the idea is that you put your tired feet on them and they massage them....they actually feel pretty darned good ;)













on your feet, people, get your minds out of the gutters :P


And what if I didn't want to? ;D

what if one of the junk e-mails you deleted would of made you rich?

What if you were actually a jerk to eat jerk chicken? ;D

What if you were actually a donut to eat donuts? What does that say about the Police?  :D

What If Bret Hart interfered this Sunday at Summerslam?

What If Bret Hart interfered this Sunday at Summerslam?


I'd mark out like a feind!!

...Pythagorus never produced his Theorem in the first place?

it actually rained cats and dogs? ;D

it actually rained cats and dogs? ;D



And you step in a "poodle"?


Ok, ok, I admit-that was bad.





Cat

And you step in a "poodle"?


Ok, ok, I admit-that was bad.





Cat





..I laughed! Haha.


Beth

...Pythagorus never produced his Theorem in the first place?


Who would care? We would still have triangles.  ;D

. . . Cartoon Network was never produced in the first place?

...Pythagorus never produced his Theorem in the first place?


Well, then somebody else would've gotten credit for it!

...i'm pleasantly surprised to see Mare here at the moment  8)

...I actually had spare time!?

What if I could care less what other people want me to do.





Cat

What if I could care less what other people want me to do.


What if I am feeling like that at the moment too?  ;D

What if I could care less what other people want me to do.





Cat


I feel like that ALL the time. ::)

... my philosophy is: 8)

Is their last name <enter name here>?
Do they live at <address>?
Is their name on the mortgage or any other bill?

Well then....
WHO THE HELLL CARES!!!

. . . it's time to get myself back on track?  :)

... I said 'do whats right for you Rob!' ;)

What if I told you that I finally had Robin over at my house yesterday? :)

What if I told you that I finally had Robin over at my house yesterday? :)

did you let her go home?   ::)

... I said 'do whats right for you Rob!' ;)


8)

did you let her go home?   ::)


...unscathed?!!

...unscathed?!!


. . . alive!?!

. . . alive!?!


...still wearing her tights?!!

....I actually met Tony Stewart? WOOHOO!

............Vince McMahon sold the WWE to Ric Flair?
That would be like the lunatic running the asylum!

.....Jeff Gordon is REALLY gay?

....GWB admitted to stealing the Presidency?

what if TonyStewartistheMAN! made a positive comment?  :D ;D

what if TonyStewartistheMAN! made a positive comment?  :D ;D


;D ;D

what if TonyStewartistheMAN! made a positive comment?  :D ;D


. . . THAT is funny.  ;D

.....Jeff Gordon is REALLY gay?


He Is!


............Vince McMahon sold the WWE to Ric Flair?


He Should!

did you let her go home?   ::)



Her Father picked her up at my house the other day.

What if I told you that she faked the whole foreplay Saturday Afternoon! >:(

I actually went to sleep sometime soon. ::)

What if I told you that she faked the whole foreplay Saturday Afternoon! >:(


. . . I am asking you are talking about Robin?  :o :-\\

. . . I am asking you are talking about Robin?  :o :-\\


Yes Bob,I was referring to Robin.

Maurice Benard showed up at my place!! Yeah like "Sonny Corinthos" would actually do that....

Barry Bonds admitted to using steroids? It's about time he did,jeez everyone knows he's using!

I won tickets to next year's Daytona 500?

What if I told you that she faked the whole foreplay Saturday Afternoon! >:(
OMG you mean Robin tricked you? Sorry she let you down like that!  :\'(

Tony Stewart wins his second Championship this year and finally people stop talking crap about him and give him the respect he truly deserves?

On a more positive note: Congrats to Jeremy Mayfield on getting his first win this season at Michigan International Speedway.

...you find yourself very VERY hungry and you have poo-flavored (smells included) curry and curry flavored poo to chose from?  Sorry I know it is quite disgusting, but I can not get it out of my head since someone asked this question about 10 years ago.

...you find yourself very VERY hungry and you have poo-flavored (smells included) curry and curry flavored poo to chose from?  Sorry I know it is quite disgusting, but I can not get it out of my head since someone asked this question about 10 years ago.


I might just starve. ;D

I might just starve. ;D


My boyfriend said he would eat both...I am worried about him.          ;D

OMG you mean Robin tricked you? Sorry she let you down like that!  :\'(



That's ok.She pretended that she liked it but I did everything I possibly could to please her and she has the nerve to tell me that she faked it? >:(

What if you could smell what The Rock is cooking? ;D

That's ok.She pretended that she liked it but I did everything I possibly could to please her and she has the nerve to tell me that she faked it? >:(


pay her back, you fake an orgasm on her... i'll explain, when you are behind her you can pour a warm lotion an her back  :D

What if you could smell what The Rock is cooking? ;D


what if Howard didn't fart during forplay?  ;D

what if Howard didn't fart during forplay?  ;D



I'm sorry that it happened,Maybe I should've had Beano before. ;D

pay her back, you fake an orgasm on her... i'll explain, when you are behind her you can pour a warm lotion an her back  :D


I did.Johnson's baby oil. ;)

I did.Johnson's baby oil. ;)

what did she say?

what did she say?



She moaned,was exciteable and had this happy look on her face.

She moaned,was exciteable and had this happy look on her face.


how big of a babyoil load did you put on her back?  :D

how big of a babyoil load did you put on her back?  :D



I poured some on her body plus the yogurt and ice cubes that were left from before

I poured some on her body plus the yogurt and ice cubes that were left from before


fun with food, we should have that in the fun club  ;D

fun with food, we should have that in the fun club  ;D


Of course we should,I'll meet you there. ;)

what if you were a police detective and was investigating a crime scene and the victim was slumped over in a chair and you looked on the floor and spotted an empty soda can, wouldn't it make a funny joke to balance the can on the victims head?  ::)

...You were Hillary Clinton and you walked into the bedroom and actually caught Bill in bed bonking Monica Lewinsky?

You found out your boyfriend could not get ahem...aroused?

I poured some on her body plus the yogurt and ice cubes that were left from before




jeez Howard...were you planning on having sex...or making Robin into a smoothie?? LOL! ;D



Erin :)

jeez Howard...were you planning on having sex...or making Robin into a smoothie?? LOL! ;D



Erin :)


;D ;D

it would make me laugh, smile, and pee my pants! :D




Erin :)

What if I snapped?


Then we'd have to find some Masking tape.

What if I snapped?
On the woman you posted about on another thread who THINKS she represents everyone in your subdivision? Go right ahead!

...You were Hillary Clinton and you walked into the bedroom and actually caught Bill in bed bonking Monica Lewinsky?

grab a cigar and join the party  ;D

grab a cigar and join the party  ;D


;D ;D

;D ;D



if i was bills age and monika wanted to bonk me i'd be bonkable ;D

if i was bills age and monika wanted to bonk me i'd be bonkable ;D


;D

Presidents aren't allowed to be human. ::)

What if we were all robots?  :D

. . . there really was a man on the moon . . . and he was made of cheese?

What if I snapped?



Didn't you already?  ;) :D ;D




Then we'd have to find some Masking tape.



Not masking tape-Duct tape!  ;D ;D




Cat

grab a cigar and join the party ;D
I would not 'do it' with Bill Clinton if he was the last man on Earth! Why? Cause he's absolutely UGLY...and gawd knows who else he's been with!

If I were Hillary.....I'd divorce Mr. Clinton! Why? I would not want to share my husband with another woman...and I feel husbands who have affairs outside of the marriage use it as emotional abuse of their wives!

My roommate stopped vegging out in front of the boob tube and actually used a computer? He's so resistant to use any kind of technology...and won't tell me why. I would not look down on him if he said he is afraid of it!

jeez Howard...were you planning on having sex...or making Robin into a smoothie?? LOL! ;D



Erin :)


smoothie,Hell Yeah.Her body is my canvas and my tongue is the paintbrush and all I used were light strokes. ;D ;)

What if life was a box of chocolates?

smoothie,Hell Yeah.Her body is my canvas and my tongue is the paintbrush and all I used were light strokes. ;D ;)



what if.....that totally made me wanna hurl? LOL




Erin :)

smoothie,Hell Yeah.Her body is my canvas and my tongue is the paintbrush and all I used were light strokes. ;D ;)


Ya know.. that's pretty Cute.

What If...Slaying Apple Employees was Legal?

The mall would be lined with The C.L.B's hanging from the rafters.

what if.....that totally made me wanna hurl? LOL




Erin :)


What if I said that was disgusting?

What if I said that was disgusting?




....what if I agreed that your post was disgusting? LOL! :D ;D




Erin :)

Ya know.. that's pretty Cute.

What If...Slaying Apple Employees was Legal?

The mall would be lined with The C.L.B's hanging from the rafters.
Hey....the Mac is overrated as far as computers are concerned....real computer geeks use PC compatibles! Yeah, get those Apple employees....I won't rat you out.

Just kidding everyone except for the Mac part!

Tony Stewart showed up at my place...and brought Dale Earnhardt Jr. and Kasey Kahne too?
I'd kick roomie out for the evening....So we could have ahem...fun...without roomie interfering!
If this condo's rockin' don't bother knockin!

of course there would be plenty of 'protection' on hand of the Trojan kind!

What if Spanish was the only language Americans spoke? I dunno.. can't think of anything

What if Spanish was the only language Americans spoke? I dunno.. can't think of anything


Isn't it? :P ::)

What if New Zealand rose to become the next superpower within  the next 100 years.  ::)

What if New Zealand rose to become the next superpower within  the next 100 years.  ::)


I'd be worshipping sheep.

Tony Stewart showed up at my place...and brought Dale Earnhardt Jr. and Kasey Kahne too?
I'd kick roomie out for the evening....So we could have ahem...fun...without roomie interfering!
If this condo's rockin' don't bother knockin!

of course there would be plenty of 'protection' on hand of the Trojan kind!


what if it was on webcam?  ::)

I'd be worshipping sheep.

while standing behind them?  ::)

...a wicket fell at Trent Bridge right now?

what if it was on webcam? ::)
naah,never happen. I don't air my sexual business on the Web.

....what if I agreed that your post was disgusting? LOL! :D ;D




Erin :)


What If I said that I didn't care? ;D

What if there wasn't no Special K,perhaps a Special Q OR maybe a Special B? ;D

What if there wasn't no Special K,perhaps a Special Q OR maybe a Special B? ;D



Then you'd be asking "what if there wasn't any Special B, but perhaps a Special K or Special Q?  ;D

What if I actually got a job?

What if they made me a moderator on this board?   ::)

my 69th post by the way


well, there kinda is one

Congrats by the way

What if I had a crazy sportscar?  :D

What if I had a crazy sportscar?  :D



Well then you'd be happy!

What if watery mayonnaise was all that was left to drink in the world...would you drink it?

What if watery mayonnaise was all that was left to drink in the world...would you drink it?


Yeah - as long as it was light mayonnaise. Gotta watch the figure.  ;) ;D

Yeah - as long as it was light mayonnaise. Gotta watch the figure.  ;) ;D


yeck, light mayo tastes like old koolaid and eggs

yeck, light mayo tastes like old koolaid and eggs


Like normal watery mayonnaise would be the most wonderful thing to drink . . .  ;D

Someone said Kool Aid?

Someone said Kool Aid?



YEAH!!!! LOL!!!

Someone said Kool Aid?


Ah! I saw that on an episode of 'Family Guy' (he was busting through a courtroom wall I think) and wondered what the heck was that!  ;D

Ah! I saw that on an episode of 'Family Guy' (he was busting through a courtroom wall I think) and wondered what the heck was that!  ;D


yeah that screwed my head up too

Ah! I saw that on an episode of 'Family Guy' (he was busting through a courtroom wall I think) and wondered what the heck was that!  ;D
Yes, I remember that.  ;D

I don't think I've ever seen/drank Cool Aid before (down here)

What if watery mayonnaise was all that was left to drink in the world...would you drink it?


No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no.....NO!

What If, to ensure the survival of the human race, you had to have sex with Donald Trump?

What If, to ensure the survival of the human race, you had to have sex with Donald Trump?


As long as I don't have to kiss him.  It would be a nobel cause. ::)


Hey, can I stay in his houses and spend his money while I'm pregnant?

As long as I don't have to kiss him.  It would be a nobel cause. ::)


Hey, can I stay in his houses and spend his money while I'm pregnant?


Nope, The Donald is an expert at the art of Love-Making and can keep it up for hours, unfortunatley, age has withered his diminutive member to even lesser proportions, and he likes to kiss  ;D

Nope, The Donald is an expert at the art of Love-Making and can keep it up for hours, unfortunatley, age has withered his diminutive member to even lesser proportions, and he likes to kiss  ;D


;D ;D

*sigh*  Nope, can't do it.  I forsee his combover becoming sweaty and flopping around everywhere.

;D ;D

*sigh*  Nope, can't do it.  I forsee his combover becoming sweaty and flopping around everywhere.


I dare say it'd just fall off.

What if watery mayonnaise was all that was left to drink in the world...would you drink it?


No, I can't even stand mayo on sandwiches!

What if music were illegal in America?

How many of you would move to the UK?

What if this stomach ache would go away?  :-\\

What if music were illegal in America?

How many of you would move to the UK?


I would have to say that I would just deal with it or break the law.


Breaking The Law

There I was completely wasting, out of work and down
all inside it's so frustrating as I drift from town to town
feel as though nobody cares if I live or die
so I might as well begin to put some action in my life

Breaking the law, breaking the law
Breaking the law, breaking the law
Breaking the law, breaking the law
Breaking the law, breaking the law

So much for the golden future, I can't even start
I've had every promise broken, there's anger in my heart
you don't know what it's like, you don't have a clue
if you did you'd find yourselves doing the same thing too

Breaking the law, breaking the law
Breaking the law, breaking the law
Breaking the law, breaking the law
Breaking the law, breaking the law

You don't know what it's like

Breaking the law, breaking the law
Breaking the law, breaking the law
Breaking the law, breaking the law
Breaking the law, breaking the law

Breaking the law

I dare say it'd just fall off.


Yuck!  ;D

What if this stomach ache would go away?  :-\\


You would be happy and go through with your promise of never drinking again.

Ok, I don't know why I said that, it didn't make any sense

what if it wasn't really mayonnaise?  ::)


Does it smell like bleach?

smells like teen spirit  :D


ah...teen spirit, brings backs good memories ::)

go through with your promise of never drinking again.

Screw that.

Screw that.


That's the spirit! :D

That's the spirit! :D


that's what I was gonna say!

well, in a way

that's what I was gonna say!

well, in a way


Well, what were you going to say?

Does it smell like bleach?


Good grief, woman!  :o ;D

smells like teen spirit  :D


With the lights out, it's less dangerous!

What if I made any sense on this site?

Good grief, woman!  :o ;D


;D :P :-\\ :-[

hey, a Charlie Brown catch phrase  ;D
http://www.thegremlin.com/PSTR/15087pstr.JPG


I kind of like the phrase.  ;D

if a woman is going to play my skin flute i won't grief  ;D


Very nice.  ::) ;D

Well, what were you going to say?


i dunno, something like... haha, that's how you do it!

or, I don't know...

i dunno, something like... haha, that's how you do it!

or, I don't know...


8) :)

What if I told you that my girlfriend and I will be celebrating our 1st Anniversary together soon? :)

a year of celibacy?  ::)


Ha ha! Good one!  ;D

a year of celibacy?  ::)


:P ;D ;D

a year of celibacy?  ::)


He's training for the Priesthood.

What if I reach 1,000 posts by the end of the week.  LOL

a year of celibacy?  ::)


What if I told you that I'm not celibate?

What if I told you that I'm not celibate?


http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/contrib/blackeye/lol.gif

What if Ivana Trump married Neil Diamond, divorced him, then married Jack Nicklaus?  Would she be Ivana Diamond Nicklaus?

What if Ivana Trump married Neil Diamond, divorced him, then married Jack Nicklaus?  Would she be Ivana Diamond Nicklaus?


:P

What if Ivana Trump married Neil Diamond, divorced him, then married Jack Nicklaus? Would she be Ivana Diamond Nicklaus?


Yeah, probably. ;D

Incidentally that reminds me of something else - in the early 90's, VH1 would have their weekly Top 20 countdown with a celebrity host. It was usually singers (I distinctly remember Huey Lewis, Howard Jones, Eddie Money and Lenny Kravitz doing it), but sometimes others did too.

Anyway, they had Gilbert Godfried one week, and he made a comment about Amy Grant and Mariah Carey (who were both on the chart that week): "If those two girls formed a band, would they call themselves Cary Grant?" :D

I met Tony Stewart....dated him...fell in love with him.....and MARRIED him?

Barry Bonds ADMITTED,PUBLICLY,that he is a steroid addict? And got out of baseball and into a rehab?

What if life was a box of cherry cordials?

What if life was a box of cherry cordials?


What are cherry cordials again, Howard?  :)

What are cherry cordials again, Howard?  :)



chocolate with Cherries in them

chocolate with Cherries in them


Oh right. Sound lovely actually.  8)

Oh right. Sound lovely actually.  8)


what if i were to say to Bob, DON'T! Get Howard started on chocolates and cherries again

What if life was like a box of old chocolates?  ;D

What if life was like a box of old chocolates?   ;D


;D  For some it is.

i'd take small bites and put back the ones i didn't like


Like a box of nasty See's Candies. ;D

i hate getting a box of chocolate and they are not labeled, there are many fillings i don't like, who wants a half a box of chocolate with small bites taken out of each?


hehehe  I have the same problem.  I usually cut a hole out of the bottom with my finger nail.  That way they look untouched. ;D

hehehe  I have the same problem.  I usually cut a hole out of the bottom with my finger nail.  That way they look untouched. ;D


I cut holes in the bottoms of them too.  If anyone asks, I usually say "why do you think those cream filled donuts have holes in them"  ;D

i should try that too, then I can combine two boxes and pass it off as a gift... I hate any with coconut, nasty maricino cherries (i like the real thing) and then there are fillings that are just unknown, you only see them in boxes of chocolates



Maple with walnut and the rum with cherries and raisins........GROSS!

how do they get the cream in them?


Hollow donut.  They stick it on a nozzle and pump in the cream. 

I cut holes in the bottoms of them too.  If anyone asks, I usually say "why do you think those cream filled donuts have holes in them"  ;D


I never thought of using that. ;D

I can eat raisens from a box but i hate them baked into things, it feels like you are biting into a soft bodied insect


Yes, like in raisin bread.

which reminds me it's better to be pissed off then pissed on... unless you're a kinky SOB  ;D


be careful... remember what happens if you cross the line? (not saying you did, but... i dunno, i felt like saying this, oK?)

what if i were to say to Bob, DON'T! Get Howard started on chocolates and cherries again


Ha ha! The only thing I would do with cherry cordials is eat them - they sound delicious.  8)

You wouldn't send them via airmail to a certain someone ??? ;)


Not allowed, lol. Smuggling food out of any country is quite illegal.  ;D

Not allowed, lol. Smuggling food out of any country is quite illegal.  ;D


I sent candy and food to my brother in law in Iraq.  I think it's produce that you can't send.

put them is plastic baggies and smuggle them up your bumm  ;D


I have no intention of going anywhere at this time.  ;D

I sent candy and food to my brother in law in Iraq.  I think it's produce that you can't send.


I take no chances - I work for the postal service.  ;D

I take no chances - I work for the postal service.  ;D


Yeah, I guess you know better than me. ;D

Yeah, I guess you know better than me. ;D


I probably don't, lol, but it is treated seriously.  :)

...it was Tony Stewart, Dale Earnhardt Jr., Kasey Kahne, Elliott Sadler, and myself...along with Budweiser, a hot tub...and plenty of...ahem.....Trojans?

and no one else was home...

...it was Tony Stewart, Dale Earnhardt Jr., Kasey Kahne, Elliott Sadler, and myself...along with Budweiser, a hot tub...and plenty of...ahem.....Trojans?

and no one else was home...



You could....make nifty balloon animals?  :D



Beth

...it was Tony Stewart, Dale Earnhardt Jr., Kasey Kahne, Elliott Sadler, and myself...along with Budweiser, a hot tub...and plenty of...ahem.....Trojans?

and no one else was home...


I'd call that a busy night.  ;D

Someone slipped a hallucinogenic drug in your soda...and you were so stoned and tripping out that you actually went out of the house in your birthday suit, and started directing traffic? I saw someone who that happened to on Discovery Health Channel..the show was "Paramedics".

Someone slipped a hallucinogenic drug in your soda...and you were so stoned and tripping out that you actually went out of the house in your birthday suit, and started directing traffic? I saw someone who that happened to on Discovery Health Channel..the show was "Paramedics".


I have a birthday suit that can cause car crashes. Too many cars heading in the opposite direction to me that's why.  ;D

... there were no holidays?  :o

no one actually had to diet, not even *had*, what if, no one ever dieted, and it was ok?

What if life was a box of Trojan condoms? ;D

What if life was a box of Trojan condoms? ;D


Don't taste as nice as Cherry Cordials apparently.  ;D

. . . I have had a bit to drink?  :)

Don't taste as nice as Cherry Cordials apparently.  ;D

. . . I have had a bit to drink?  :)



How much did you drink? ;)

How much did you drink? ;)


Only about 4 or 5 pints but I am quite tipsy.  ;D

Only about 4 or 5 pints but I am quite tipsy.  ;D



SOT! ;D

SOT! ;D


What's 'SOT', Howard?  :)

What's 'SOT', Howard?  :)


It means Drunk

no one actually had to diet, not even *had*, what if, no one ever dieted, and it was ok?


Um...well, I don't!

I expect an entire 'industry' would collapse overnight!

It means Drunk


I'm not that bad but my head is feeling light at the moment.  ;)

I'm not that bad but my head is feeling light at the moment.  ;)


take aspirin

take aspirin


A good sleep will be enough. Thanks for the advice though, man.  ;) :)