The Year Without Santa Claus

Bill Moyers

Saturday Kitchen

Some morning news programs, and parts of the Rachael Ray show. Today on "RR", a family whose home was damaged in the California wildfires a couple months ago, was being helped.

I was watching one of the '7 Ages Of Rock' music documentaries that were being shown on VH1 Classic... :)

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White Christmas

Dug up this old Insurgent TV Network TV listing.

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What's on the Insurgent TV Network? ITN for Monday, April 1, 2007.

MARTYR STEWART DYING

"Not Worth Dyin' Over". Stew's desire for 72 virgins manifests itself in a vivid dream only to realize that after two months he didn't have anything to look forward to anymore. Drahma 90 Min. TV PG 14 DLV NEW

WILD WILD WEST BANK

"The Night of Terror at Bar Mitzvah". Bebe Rebozo, Shemp Fine. Happy hour at a favorite watering hole, "The Bar Mitzvah", turns ugly when drunks eating pork enter a synagogue and try to perform a circumcism on a mime. The mime attempts to call 911 on his cell phone but is frustrated when he doesn't realize the 911 emergency line is not equipped to handle text messaging. Action/Adventure 60 Min TV PG-14 DLSVB NEW

CROSSING JORDAN

"Allah King's Horses". A bomb at the Jordanian Embassy explodes during a state dinner dismembering and maiming dozens. Nigel and Bug have the task of trying to put all the pieces back together. Drahma 60 Min. TV PG 14 DLV

ALLAH MY CHILDREN

Osama Bin Laden, Omar Sharif. Bin Laden goes for the Guinness world's record for having fathered the most illegitimate children ever. Documentary 60 Min. PG (Prego)

MY FAVORITE MARTYR

"Amin is From Mars". Hafass Asodomi, Sodum Aiyam. Uncle Martin tries to get his name removed from the "No Fly List". Sit Com 30 Min. TV PG 13

ALLAH IN THE FAMILY

"Sunni be a Shiite than Shinola" Carroll O'Maliqi, Vizine Sheik Al Tani. When the power fails Achmed is stuck on an elevator with a Sunni who in Achmed's opinion doesn't know Shiite from shinola. 30 Min TV PG-13 Soap NEW

ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A THIRD HERD TURD?

Yef Foqswari. Contestants match wits against Imams and Mullahs on Madrasah level Koran questions that any ten year old Madrasah student could answer. 30 Min. Game Show. TV G NEW

BEL-ARABS (THE MOVIE)

Afghani hillbillies who find themselves very wealthy after giving up Bin Laden for the reward are relocated to the U.S. and buy a mansion in Bellaire. Granny nearly gets the airliner the family is on splashed by Homeland Security when she decides to cook a goat onboard on a trip back home to see relatives. Comedy 2:45 TV PG-13

ARABIAN IDOL

Simon Sez, Paul Al Abdul. Contestants jockey for position in the Al Aqsa Martyrs Brigade in a musical competition looking for the best voice for "call to prayer" over a grossly distorted PA system. Reality 60 Min. TV G

THE SADDAMS FAMILY

Tariq Aziz, Robert Baghdadi. "Chemical Change". Uncle Chemi moves into a haunted house where Saddam and his sons Oudi and Qusai have taken up residence since after their deaths. Even satan wouldn't have them, saying that "their presence in Hell would only drive up property values and besides they'd probably love Fridays". Stripped of any and all access to chemical weaponry Uncle Chemi resigns himself to sitting on the sofa all day long and lighting his farts which is starting to wear thin on Saddam's nerves. TV-MA DLSV 60 Min. Comedy

THE ALLAH-MO 1960

Yon Vain, Ken Curtistan. 124 Kurdish militia men are hold up at a Mosque with a large contingent of the Republican Guard of Iraq's Saddam Hussein, surrounding them in this epic saga. Over 4,000 members of the guard took three months and sixteen days to route the Kurds from their Mosque turned fortress. Less than half the strength of the guard was present for the siege because only six pick-up trucks were available to transport them to the scene of the siege. Some months later the Kurds finally win their autonomy when Saddam's troops who were caught with their Republican guard down during which the Democratic Party finally staged a bloodless coup and ousted the dictator and all of his henchmen bearing forth the famous slogan "I am never forgetting Allah-mo". PG-TV-14 4:35

SHAH HIDE

Clint Mideastwood, Robert Kabul. "Incident at the Dead Sea". Camelboys drive a herd of goats from Bumfugh Eqypt to Timbuktu. Led by a guide named "Hey Soos" he leads them to water for the thirsty herd to the Dead Sea never realizing that the body of water contains large amounts of salt. As the herd perishes they miss a golden opportunity to preserve the meat with salt, since it is against their teachings to have anything to do with swine they have never heard of salt pork. G-TV G 30 Min. Western.

ARABIAN JUSTICE

Host Bill Kurtistani. "Cruel and Unusual". What seems cruel and unusual to the average westerner is commonplace among Muslim nations. What the westerner deems fun is an atrocity to his mid-east counterpart as was the case of the sexcapades of Abu Graib prison. In 1997 Syrian born derelict Sodam Insein was made to eat pork rinds while sitting on a prayer rug that was soiled with urine - his crime? Wiping his butt with his right hand then offering that hand to Muqtada al-Sadr. Insein was immediately arrested when al-Sadr asked him what kind of shiite are you handing me? Insein says he's here for justice but commented that this is all that is here "just us". TV-MA SDLVB 30 Min. Reality.

THIRD 'RAQ FROM THE SUNNI

Yon al Ithqawwi, Simbi Khali. "AddaDICKtomy". Radical fundamentalist females shed their burkas and grow facial hair by applying hair regeneration therapy to their faces in a bid for equal rights in the Muslim world starting a shiite storm among the clerics of the region. TV-PG-14 Documentary.

JERICHO

Yerald al Ramsi, Ali Qopallah. "I don't wish to dirt my hands". An undetonated nuclear device is found outside of Jericho, Kansas as dirty bombs and nukes are the fair of the day when radical fundamentalists hatch a plot on pig farmers in the Midwest and other agricultural areas in an effort to rid the free world of its pork causing Congress to abandon pork barrel spending which actually helps the U.S. economy. TV-PG 60 Min. Comedy.

KATE AND ALI

Hain Qurtinisdad, Ali Smith-Habeeb. "The Mother of Allah Days". When Kate pays a surprise visit to her estranged mother on Mother's day accompanied by her mid-eastern husband whom Kate's mother is meeting for the first time erupts in the mother of all family feuds when Ali insists upon having his goats sleep in the guest bedroom with him and Kate. TV-PG 30 Min. Comedy.

THIS WEEK ON WALID STREET WITH SHEIK YAMUNNI

An in-depth look at the illegal arms trade industry and how investors are fairing in the market. In-depth interviews with top arms marketeers, the week's DOWDI averages and commentaries. TV-G-8 60 Min. Economic News. Live.

CANDID CAMEL

Ali al Funt, Dinah Mideastwood. Every peoples being catched doing stupid infidel hyjinks such as catching with fire while try to burn American flags and some such other dumb-ass things. TV-G 60 Min. For Really Happens.

TWO AND A HALF AMINS

Charlie Asheen, Yon Qryeeri. PILOT. Three brothers all named Amin live together in an efficiency apartment even though they are all named the same, their personalities are all very unique. Everyone has trouble addressing one individual brother since they are all called Amin. Their mother circumvented this problem early on by simply calling them by their last names. The youngest brother lost his legs to a land mine mishap thus making the half brother given to the name of the show. TV-PG-14 30 Min. Comedy.

OPEN SESAME STREET

Ali Babah, Forty Thieves. The antics of dozens of one handed thieves take notoriety in this family favorite classic. TV-G-Y7 1:30 Animated.

Dug up this old Insurgent TV Network TV listing.

________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________

What's on the Insurgent TV Network? ITN for Monday, April 1, 2007.

MARTYR STEWART DYING

"Not Worth Dyin' Over". Stew's desire for 72 virgins manifests itself in a vivid dream only to realize that after two months he didn't have anything to look forward to anymore. Drahma 90 Min. TV PG 14 DLV NEW

WILD WILD WEST BANK

"The Night of Terror at Bar Mitzvah". Bebe Rebozo, Shemp Fine. Happy hour at a favorite watering hole, "The Bar Mitzvah", turns ugly when drunks eating pork enter a synagogue and try to perform a circumcism on a mime. The mime attempts to call 911 on his cell phone but is frustrated when he doesn't realize the 911 emergency line is not equipped to handle text messaging. Action/Adventure 60 Min TV PG-14 DLSVB NEW

CROSSING JORDAN

"Allah King's Horses". A bomb at the Jordanian Embassy explodes during a state dinner dismembering and maiming dozens. Nigel and Bug have the task of trying to put all the pieces back together. Drahma 60 Min. TV PG 14 DLV

ALLAH MY CHILDREN

Osama Bin Laden, Omar Sharif. Bin Laden goes for the Guinness world's record for having fathered the most illegitimate children ever. Documentary 60 Min. PG (Prego)

MY FAVORITE MARTYR

"Amin is From Mars". Hafass Asodomi, Sodum Aiyam. Uncle Martin tries to get his name removed from the "No Fly List". Sit Com 30 Min. TV PG 13

ALLAH IN THE FAMILY

"Sunni be a Shiite than Shinola" Carroll O'Maliqi, Vizine Sheik Al Tani. When the power fails Achmed is stuck on an elevator with a Sunni who in Achmed's opinion doesn't know Shiite from shinola. 30 Min TV PG-13 Soap NEW

ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A THIRD HERD TURD?

Yef Foqswari. Contestants match wits against Imams and Mullahs on Madrasah level Koran questions that any ten year old Madrasah student could answer. 30 Min. Game Show. TV G NEW

BEL-ARABS (THE MOVIE)

Afghani hillbillies who find themselves very wealthy after giving up Bin Laden for the reward are relocated to the U.S. and buy a mansion in Bellaire. Granny nearly gets the airliner the family is on splashed by Homeland Security when she decides to cook a goat onboard on a trip back home to see relatives. Comedy 2:45 TV PG-13

ARABIAN IDOL

Simon Sez, Paul Al Abdul. Contestants jockey for position in the Al Aqsa Martyrs Brigade in a musical competition looking for the best voice for "call to prayer" over a grossly distorted PA system. Reality 60 Min. TV G

THE SADDAMS FAMILY

Tariq Aziz, Robert Baghdadi. "Chemical Change". Uncle Chemi moves into a haunted house where Saddam and his sons Oudi and Qusai have taken up residence since after their deaths. Even satan wouldn't have them, saying that "their presence in Hell would only drive up property values and besides they'd probably love Fridays". Stripped of any and all access to chemical weaponry Uncle Chemi resigns himself to sitting on the sofa all day long and lighting his farts which is starting to wear thin on Saddam's nerves. TV-MA DLSV 60 Min. Comedy

THE ALLAH-MO 1960

Yon Vain, Ken Curtistan. 124 Kurdish militia men are hold up at a Mosque with a large contingent of the Republican Guard of Iraq's Saddam Hussein, surrounding them in this epic saga. Over 4,000 members of the guard took three months and sixteen days to route the Kurds from their Mosque turned fortress. Less than half the strength of the guard was present for the siege because only six pick-up trucks were available to transport them to the scene of the siege. Some months later the Kurds finally win their autonomy when Saddam's troops who were caught with their Republican guard down during which the Democratic Party finally staged a bloodless coup and ousted the dictator and all of his henchmen bearing forth the famous slogan "I am never forgetting Allah-mo". PG-TV-14 4:35

SHAH HIDE

Clint Mideastwood, Robert Kabul. "Incident at the Dead Sea". Camelboys drive a herd of goats from Bumfugh Eqypt to Timbuktu. Led by a guide named "Hey Soos" he leads them to water for the thirsty herd to the Dead Sea never realizing that the body of water contains large amounts of salt. As the herd perishes they miss a golden opportunity to preserve the meat with salt, since it is against their teachings to have anything to do with swine they have never heard of salt pork. G-TV G 30 Min. Western.

ARABIAN JUSTICE

Host Bill Kurtistani. "Cruel and Unusual". What seems cruel and unusual to the average westerner is commonplace among Muslim nations. What the westerner deems fun is an atrocity to his mid-east counterpart as was the case of the sexcapades of Abu Graib prison. In 1997 Syrian born derelict Sodam Insein was made to eat pork rinds while sitting on a prayer rug that was soiled with urine - his crime? Wiping his butt with his right hand then offering that hand to Muqtada al-Sadr. Insein was immediately arrested when al-Sadr asked him what kind of shiite are you handing me? Insein says he's here for justice but commented that this is all that is here "just us". TV-MA SDLVB 30 Min. Reality.

THIRD 'RAQ FROM THE SUNNI

Yon al Ithqawwi, Simbi Khali. "AddaDICKtomy". Radical fundamentalist females shed their burkas and grow facial hair by applying hair regeneration therapy to their faces in a bid for equal rights in the Muslim world starting a shiite storm among the clerics of the region. TV-PG-14 Documentary.

JERICHO

Yerald al Ramsi, Ali Qopallah. "I don't wish to dirt my hands". An undetonated nuclear device is found outside of Jericho, Kansas as dirty bombs and nukes are the fair of the day when radical fundamentalists hatch a plot on pig farmers in the Midwest and other agricultural areas in an effort to rid the free world of its pork causing Congress to abandon pork barrel spending which actually helps the U.S. economy. TV-PG 60 Min. Comedy.

KATE AND ALI

Hain Qurtinisdad, Ali Smith-Habeeb. "The Mother of Allah Days". When Kate pays a surprise visit to her estranged mother on Mother's day accompanied by her mid-eastern husband whom Kate's mother is meeting for the first time erupts in the mother of all family feuds when Ali insists upon having his goats sleep in the guest bedroom with him and Kate. TV-PG 30 Min. Comedy.

THIS WEEK ON WALID STREET WITH SHEIK YAMUNNI

An in-depth look at the illegal arms trade industry and how investors are fairing in the market. In-depth interviews with top arms marketeers, the week's DOWDI averages and commentaries. TV-G-8 60 Min. Economic News. Live.

CANDID CAMEL

Ali al Funt, Dinah Mideastwood. Every peoples being catched doing stupid infidel hyjinks such as catching with fire while try to burn American flags and some such other dumb-ass things. TV-G 60 Min. For Really Happens.

TWO AND A HALF AMINS

Charlie Asheen, Yon Qryeeri. PILOT. Three brothers all named Amin live together in an efficiency apartment even though they are all named the same, their personalities are all very unique. Everyone has trouble addressing one individual brother since they are all called Amin. Their mother circumvented this problem early on by simply calling them by their last names. The youngest brother lost his legs to a land mine mishap thus making the half brother given to the name of the show. TV-PG-14 30 Min. Comedy.

OPEN SESAME STREET

Ali Babah, Forty Thieves. The antics of dozens of one handed thieves take notoriety in this family favorite classic. TV-G-Y7 1:30 Animated.



This is all too funny. ;D However, not to be nitpicky or anything, but April 1st fell on a Sunday this year, not a monday.


Anyhoo, the last thing I watched on the tube today was the showcase segment of TPIR.

same old Saved By The Bell shows.

That 70s Show

This is all too funny. ;D However, not to be nitpicky or anything, but April 1st fell on a Sunday this year, not a monday.


Anyhoo, the last thing I watched on the tube today was the showcase segment of TPIR.


Nally - My bad about the date - you know I never checked that - just wanted it to be April Fools day - how could you tell I authored this?

nally - My bad about the date - you know I never checked that - just wanted it to be April Fools day - how could you tell I authored this?

Actually I didn't know that you thought it all up yourself...still, it's hilarious. ;D Especially the names of the shows.
Btw, mi username no comienza con letra capital.


Last thing I watched today: The Weakest Link on GSN.

Before that, I caught part of a "Hannah Montana" episode on Disney Channel when I briefly flipped over there during a commercial break. I can't stand 90% of today's ads! Said episode will re-air tonight at 11:30, so I'll have a chance to see the whole thing.

Actually I didn't know that you thought it all up yourself...still, it's hilarious. ;D Especially the names of the shows.
Btw, mi username no comienza con letra capital.



Thanks  :)

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Jack Hanna's Animal Adventures

"Whammy!" (the 2003 revival of Press Your Luck) on GSN.

TMZ

Not much - forgot to pay the cable bill.

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And this got old in a big hurry.

King of the Hill  ;D

New Year's celebrations

I don't know the name of it, but 4 women were involved in a bi-sexual gang bang :o

I don't know the name of it, but 4 women were involved in a bi-sexual gang bang :o


um....and this was on TV?...or were you watching a movie?! ;D

I don't know the name of it, but 4 women were involved in a bi-sexual gang bang :o


see what happens when let those Designing Women drink  ;D ....you can substitute Golden Girls, Living Single, Girlfriends or Facts of Life if you'd like !  ;D

It was on the air.  Some of the channels available in Canada show porn after midnight on the weekends.  It's ca-razy! :D

Twilight Zone marathon on the Sci-Fi channel

It was on the air.  Some of the channels available in Canada show porn after midnight on the weekends.  It's ca-razy! :D



oh, wowsers. :D



Twilight Zone marathon on the Sci-Fi channel



hahaah...my parents were watching that today!!

Twilight Zone marathon on the Sci-Fi channel


that's what'd I'd be watching if I were at home! (I'm taping some of my favorites)




hahaah...my parents were watching that today!!


Are you calling us old???? HEY! If I could catch you I'd spank you missy!!!!  ;D

Twilight Zone Marathon, as well. Such an incredible show.

Blues Clues.  ::)

A portion of the Rose Parade. I have taped it, so I will watch the whole thing (without commercials!) later on.

more twilight zone

Three's Company

TMZ

Natasha Bedingfield performing

TPIR...'twas a double overbid on the showcases. ::) :P Some lady bid $24,000 for her showcase (after being coaxed by the audience)...if she'd stuck with 23,000, she would've won. The other contestant (a guy) bid $55,000 for his showcase (which included a boat); of course he was way over. ::)

Some of CNN's coverage of the Iowa caucus.

Celeb Apprentice  ;D

wife swap.....um Rosa Parks set on a bus... yeah that girl needs to ditch the pagents and go back to 2nd grade!!!  Did I hear her say she was a 16 year old freshman???? she said my sweet 16 is going to rock and she was going to some school formal and she was a freshman.... hmmmm parents really need to see what they do to their kids...


speaking of which.... watching the SuperNanny now... not the first one with the bratty kids but the second one where the 17 and 14 year old girls are playing parents...WTF! Raise your own damn kids!  or at least put them in daycare, hire a babysitter but don't punish the teenagers!  I bet the girls wait a long time before they have kids of their own tho... wanna bet?

wife swap.....um Rosa Parks set on a bus... yeah that girl needs to ditch the pagents and go back to 2nd grade!!!  Did I hear her say she was a 16 year old freshman???? she said my sweet 16 is going to rock and she was going to some school formal and she was a freshman.... hmmmm parents really need to see what they do to their kids...


speaking of which.... watching the SuperNanny now... not the first one with the bratty kids but the second one where the 17 and 14 year old girls are playing parents...WTF! Raise your own damn kids!  or at least put them in daycare, hire a babysitter but don't punish the teenagers!  I bet the girls wait a long time before they have kids of their own tho... wanna bet?



OMG...I watched those same two shows last night...and I wanted to puke. That girl on "Wife Swap"...OMG...she was such a plastic Barbie doll...and her dad...OMG...can we say, "He was a LITTLE too into his daughter"....if you know what I mean?! 8-P :o


Oh...and that "mother" on "SuperNanny"....I wanted to punch her in the face....she was a disgrace. That daughter that passed out...she looked so ill and weak...they need to keep an eye on her...for sure.

OMG...I watched those same two shows last night...and I wanted to puke. That girl on "Wife Swap"...OMG...she was such a plastic Barbie doll...and her dad...OMG...can we say, "He was a LITTLE too into his daughter"....if you know what I mean?! 8-P :o


Oh...and that "mother" on "SuperNanny"....I wanted to punch her in the face....she was a disgrace. That daughter that passed out...she looked so ill and weak...they need to keep an eye on her...for sure.



Yes.... there was something VERY WRONG about the spray tan... and then watching the daughter on tape later....I hate to say it but you know he watches those tapes in the dark when he's alone  8-P

yeah I'm just getting to the passing out scene now. I keep pausing it to answer you!  ;)

so were the girls doing the online schooling so that they could care for the boys or because that's the kind of schooling the family wanted... I mean maybe send the girls to school so they can catch up and also so they can get out of the DAMN house!!!!

so were the girls doing the online schooling so that they could care for the boys or because that's the kind of schooling the family wanted... I mean maybe send the girls to school so they can catch up and also so they can get out of the DAMN house!!!!



they were probably doing it so that it would be convenient for them to be there to watch their brothers....how lame is that?!



Yes.... there was something VERY WRONG about the spray tan... and then watching the daughter on tape later....I hate to say it but you know he watches those tapes in the dark when he's alone  8-P





Ew, I know..totally. He seemed a BIT too engrossed in his daughter. And...she was literally as dumb as a box of rocks. ;D

they were probably doing it so that it would be convenient for them to be there to watch their brothers....how lame is that?!


Ew, I know..totally. He seemed a BIT too engrossed in his daughter. And...she was literally as dumb as a box of rocks. ;D


maybe she and miss teen south carolina are friends.. here's the refresher...complete with subtitles !!!!  ;D http://youtube.com/watch?v=WALIARHHLII 

gilmore girls  ::)

gilmore girls  ::)


Hey I love Gilmore Girls... of course I was watching Beaver while getting ready for work.

Hey I love Gilmore Girls... of course I was watching Beaver while getting ready for work.


Was that a porno you were watching?  ???

Was that a porno you were watching?  ???


yes Howard....yes it was  ::)

yes Howard....yes it was  ::)



Good,may I borrow it? ;D

Big Brother: Celebrity Hijack Live

The first half of Price Is Right...I taped the rest of it so I can watch it later.

Star Trek Voyager.

The weather channel.....

saying a prayer for everyone in the midwest currently dealing with this ban of storms!

News, and I can't say any of it is good.

Look at something else on tv....online has plenty of news...that's where I get mine.

Who Do You Think You Are?

Barbara Windsor

Series in which celebrities trace their ancestry, discovering secrets and surprises from their past. Barbara Windsor traces her maternal grandfather to the East London docks and finds that his mother was a matchgirl at the Bryant and May factory. Barbara's father's family has generations of Cockneys, mostly labourers or costermongers and barrow boys. She discovers that her mother's ancestors were Irish, leaving Cork after the potato famine, and that she's related to the artist Constable.

Last night I watched, Medium.

Saved By The Bell is on right now.

Bill richardson interviewed on CNN

About ten minutes of the film Doctor at Large

Some political stuff on "TMZ"...which was kinda funny.

I don't like to watch political stuff.  They ALL act like babies, and it makes me nervous when I think of the nation in this or that person's hands.  (probably choking us)  lol

If it's funny, then I won't mind watching it. I like things that are funny.

Give me a sci-fi anytime.  (I could say more, but....)

Give me a sci-fi anytime.  (I could say more, but....)

That's quite all right. Is that the last thing you watched today? ;)

No, some dumb made for tv movies.  I turned it off and came here instead.

Law & Order: SVU

No, some dumb made for tv movies.  I turned it off and came here instead.

yeah, when I get bored with the tv, I sometimes come here too. As far as made-for-tv movies, I do have a couple favorites.

Last night I watched, Medium.

Did you like it? I thought it was pretty good but the ending felt rushed...for a minute there I thought it was going to be a two parter....

it was funny though because when it first started they interviewed  people and asked what happened on Medium last season and I thought "Aw crap What did happen... it took me a minute to recall the last episode.


Law & Order: SVU
  see we are twins you just mentioned two of the shows I watch.... granted I watch a lot of shows so it was bound to happen  ;D but still I like when it does.


I am currently watching the People's Choice award... Ellen just gave a pretty funny speech but the whole thing seems desperate. A People's Choice Award without the "PEOPLE" what's up with that... at least they get to use clips. I thought for sure the Writer's Guild wouldn't authorize the use of their clips....

Two statements... Joaquin Phoenix & Katherine (sp?) Heigel (sp?) both shouting out to the writers.... man they are depending mostly on flashbacks.  Queen Latifah is trying really hard but even she cannot save this fiasco.  :-\\

Did you like it? I thought it was pretty good but the ending felt rushed...for a minute there I thought it was going to be a two parter....







yes, I liked it..but you are right...the ending did feel rushed. I would have liked it a bit more if they would have investigated who the killer was..instead of having him just stumble into the building like that...how cheesy!  I think Allison looks great this season....I love her hair a bit longer.

SVU was pretty good too..but I missed Elliott in this episode....hubba hubba!!! ;)

yes, I liked it..but you are right...the ending did feel rushed. I would have liked it a bit more if they would have investigated who the killer was..instead of having him just stumble into the building like that...how cheesy!  I think Allison looks great this season....I love her hair a bit longer.

SVU was pretty good too..but I missed Elliott in this episode....hubba hubba!!! ;)


okay you are the second person I know who finds him sexy... he's tough and I like him but I don't find him attractive...well except for that one ep where he was practically naked. Who knew he was hiding all that under that suit? 

So I watched SVU.... I didn't like that FBI chick she was way too stiff...it seemed more like bad acting (rare for SVU) than a character choice!

People's Choice Awards continued to be lame...only 3 more actors recognized the writers...

Reese Witherspoon
that kid from 2 and a 1/2 men
Paul Rudd (from Knocked up)


...too be honestI really wasn't paying close attention so someone else could've slipped it into the speech and I missed it...


Re. Daughtrey...what a lame speech... the thing was being taped! Sheesh you could've rehearsed it or done a second take  ::)

Some Hulk Hogan programme on MTV when I was switching the television off.

Watched last few minutes of Don't forget the lyrics

well i havent wached tv yet today so i am going to put what I wath last night and that was the firstt 2 episodes of the new season of One Tree Hill

You kinda took my answer...lol. I didn't watch anything today, but I already put down what I watched last night.

okay you are the second person I know who finds him sexy... he's tough and I like him but I don't find him attractive...well except for that one ep where he was practically naked. Who knew he was hiding all that under that suit? 



Ok...I just recently found out that he was in that show, Oz...that was on HBO. I was randomly (innocently) searching for pictures of him one day...and let's just say...Oooooops, I found more than I bargained for. I guess he did a lot of full frontal (back, side, upside down, for that matter) nudity in that show....YOWZAS!!

Here are a few tame (but sexy pics of him). If you want to see the "other" ones....just do a search for "christopher meloni" WITHOUT the safesearch on, on Yahoo. :D ;D

http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/3231/christophermelonimx9.jpg

http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/6258/chrismelonief6.jpg

http://img175.imageshack.us/img175/8489/chrispicshowerrv2.jpg



So I watched SVU.... I didn't like that FBI chick she was way too stiff...it seemed more like bad acting (rare for SVU) than a character choice!





That is Erika Christensen.....remember when she played that stalker girl on the movie, Swimfan?? She plays good crazy people!! ;D

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Animal Park

TMZ I really hate it but I can't find the remote.

but I like the way Uma's son Levon  ::)  (wonder if he'll name his child Jesus because he likes the name  ;D ) made faces at the paparazzi

I also liked the clip of Val Kilmar's failed singing career...cripes! Now I am officially ready for American Idol to start.

South Park

Criminal Minds

House

I watched some morning news programs this morning, portions of Rachael Ray's talk show, and most of 'The Price Is Right.'

Part of 'What Not to Wear'.

Masterchef

The news.... basically Fox news was on when I turned on the boobie tubie.

Stargate SG-1

ER

Degrassi

Ok...I just recently found out that he was in that show, Oz...that was on HBO. I was randomly (innocently) searching for pictures of him one day...and let's just say...Oooooops, I found more than I bargained for. I guess he did a lot of full frontal (back, side, upside down, for that matter) nudity in that show....YOWZAS!!


I am always talking about that guy. hottie.

watched Golden girls today, Children of Men last night.

last night

Don't Forget The Lyrics then the news

today: will and grace with the sound off

Golden Girls.

The View

the hot topics were tepid

but the look on Patricia Arquette's face when Joy asked about Alexis...oooohhhh she was ready to fight! Then Joy saved herself


The food segment was hilarious... see Whoopi tells you when that stuff tastes like crap!!!  ;D

Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? Celebrity

Leave It To Beaver.... Beaver and Gilbert decide to pretend they are parents and have to drive the kids around....Beaver forces Gilbert to play the mother  ;D

A game show..

A show on Discovery Channel about the Mystery of the Human Hobbit. Kinda strange, but I am waiting for the Before the Dinosaurs show that is on next.

The Gilmore Girls........everyday for the past week since Julie got the box set of DVDs of all 7 seasons as a Christmas present

The Gilmore Girls........everyday for the past week since Julie got the box set of DVDs of all 7 seasons as a Christmas present


OMG I WANT THAT REALLY REALLY BAD!!!!

oh yeah.. last thing I watched... Psych... its funny because they totally mess up on the law enforcement stuff...

OMG I WANT THAT REALLY REALLY BAD!!!!


The discs come in sleeves where you slide them out, which means they scratch very easily.  It's better to get each set individually if you want the discs to last a long time

Star Trek: TNG

Star Trek: TNG


my kind, that likes Star Trek.

We Are The 80s

We Are The 80s


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The discs come in sleeves where you slide them out, which means they scratch very easily.  It's better to get each set individually if you want the discs to last a long time


I already have the individual sets... but I want this one too... I am a fan.

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We are the 80s on Vh1?

                          ???    ?

                          ???    ?


if its the show I'm thinking of its a show that revisits the 80s pop culture. Kind of like I love the 80s! I love the 90s!  50 greatest TV Moments etc ...  that kind of stuff.

but I could be wrong.

I see!!

Sister,Sister.

Fr. Corapi

Amazing Race and it was truly an AMAZING RACE!

OMG I WANT THAT REALLY REALLY BAD!!!!
it's like $200 bucks, the best deal was on Amazon

Weather Center Stormcast

Who Do You Think You Are?Monday 14 January

Nigella Lawson

Series in which celebrities trace their ancestry. Nigella Lawson's Jewish immigrant family have come a long way from poverty in Europe and the East End to the wealth of Belgravia. Her father Nigel was Margaret Thatcher's golden boy and mother Vanessa was heiress to the Lyons food dynasty. Nigella explores the origins of the Lyons business and discovers that it was a romance in 1863 and the coming together of the Salmons and the Glucksteins that helped cement its original success as a tobacco company.

What Not to Wear.

A double-showcase winner on The Price Is Right. She was only $77 under the retail price of her showcase.

Probalby saying 'Oh shucks'  right now.

A couple of episodes of the Brady Bunch, Season 1.

An episode of "The Weakest Link" on GSN...must've been a 'battle of the dumb people', as the contestants seemed to know little or nothing about the questions being asked. They banked very little money in the first couple rounds. ::)

2 Voyagers and Stargte SG-1

Scott Baio is 46 and pregnant  :-[

Scott Baio is 46 and pregnant  :-[

hahaah...I saw something about that last night. He still looks good too...not even that much older than maybe 30ish.


The last thing I saw on TV was, Medium.

WWE Raw

The Australian Open

Oswalds Ghost - about different Kennedy assasination theorys.  Still very difficult to watch, have to turn away at the John and Bobby killing shots.

Animal Rescue.  They rescue abandoned and starved  animals drom the hand of their cruel owners.

Who Whats To Be A Millionaire

Stargate SG-1

European Vacation

Law & Order SVU

Law & Order SVU


me too...until I fell asleep during the last 15-20 minutes of it. >:(  What ended up happening to that little perv?

We watched the new episode of Life on Mars.  Another great episode.  I'm going to be sorry when it ends for good.

Animal Rescue.

me too...until I fell asleep during the last 15-20 minutes of it. >:(  What ended up happening to that little perv?


I pm'd you the answer so I don't spoil it for those on the west coast who haven't seen it yet.. it starts in about 30 minutes here.

Family Feud All-Star Challenge ...

The Love Boat vs. Three's Company

Family Feud All-Star Challenge ...

The Love Boat vs. Three's Company


That sounds interesting...what station is it on? ;)

Bye again!

I pm'd you the answer so I don't spoil it for those on the west coast who haven't seen it yet.. it starts in about 30 minutes here.



thanks girl! :)

Part of the film Lolita, I may watch complete today.

One Tree Hill

the video for Take On Me by Ah-ha.

I love that, in the outdoors POV into the diner where the girl is having a coffee....there is a sticker on the window that says they serve ice cold milk.


i'm so proud to be a norwegian!

The BBC News on News 24, btw I fell asleep.

Home Improvement.

About ten minutes of Jamie Oliver: Eat to Save Your Life.

A few minutes of Animal Rescue.

The weather.

I haven't watched tv today...I get the weathew and news online. without the hysterics...lol

American Idol.

The News, the report on a plane crash-landing at Heathrow Airport.

I have not watched anything on TV since last night, and I don't even remember what it was that I watched. :-\\

I haven't watched anything since 'What no to Wear' at 12.

been watching Season 2 of Heroes online at netflix

The end of Dancing On Ice.

Family Matters.

Some reality show that I was paying half attention to.

The movie 'Ray' about the legendary  'Ray Charles'. Hadn't seen it before. Very good !  8)

The start of Smallville

just finished watching Primer...good movie.
now breakfast.

Didn't watch tv.

Manchester City playing West Ham United, I do not know who won.

Okay, I'll admit it...the last thing I watched today was the game-winning kick of the NFL playoff game between the NY Jints and the Green Bay Packers.

Highlights of the Cooking Week by Gordon Ramsay.

                                                  GIANTS

last night I watched various shows.

Channel Hopping with the News and Weather

Today...none.

The sad news footage on Heath Ledger.

The sad news footage on Heath Ledger.


same here

Scott Baio is 46 & pregnant  8-P

A portion of "Beverly Hills 90210" on SoapNet.

The Biggest Loser
Law & Order: SVU

Law & Order: SVU


was it good? I am about to watch it right now.

was it good? I am about to watch it right now.


yes..it was pretty good.

yes..it was pretty good.

kay then two more posts and I am out of here... hopefully my chicken has thawed so that I can finally eat dinner too....

kay then two more posts and I am out of here... hopefully my chicken has thawed so that I can finally eat dinner too....


enjoy your show..and your food! :)

American Idol.

The news , and going back to watch some more.

Frontline - Growing Up Online

www.pbs.org/wgbh/pages/frontline/kidsonline/

Today?  Nothing.

Twilight Zone

story of my life!  ;D

It was one of those occasions when you are sitting there watching TV and you fall asleep...

A spot I'm interested in on a program that I detest!

Big Brother: Celebrity Hijack

"Everyday Italian" on Food Network.

Some programme like Jerry Springer, but it was someone else.

Moment of Truth on Fox last night. It was actually fairly interesting!

Some programme like Jerry Springer, but it was someone else.
Maury Povich.

The news reports on the resignation of the MP Peter Hain

The showcase round of "Price Is Right."

Animal Rescue, followed by a game show.

Louis Theroux Behind Bars

The BAFTA award-winning presenter returns with another in a set of occasional films, this time travelling to northern California to visit America's notorious San Quentin State Prison. Built in 1852, San Quentin is one of America's oldest prisons and suffers from chronic overcrowding. Although famous for its death row, the prison's main task is to house a transient population of 3,000 murderers, sexual predators and small-time criminals.

Louis spends two weeks with these inmates and quickly discovers that they inhabit a strange world-within-a-world with its own rules and its own brutal code of conduct. He meets, amongst others, David Silva who is serving 521 years and 11 life sentences and is locked down for 23 hours a day. Silva's crimes, as he describes them, 'would never be forgotten' and he talks of how he faces up to the prospect of never leaving prison.

Louis meets Deborah and Rob, a transgender couple who live like husband and wife. Deborah feels that, after 20 years of continual offending, San Quentin now feels like home. And there's 'Playboy' Nolan, an ex- gang member with a price on his head who is about to be released. Some strong language.

Chuck

Golden girls.

                                          THIS

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Leave it to Beaver

Celebrity Ice Dancing

I haven't watch tv..oh a game show,,,that's it.

again for as much Leave it to Beaver I watch I am totally amazed no one ever bought me the DVDs... they've been on my wish list for freakin' ever!

The weather

Nostradamus, 500 years later. What a bunch of hogwash, how could anyone believe in such bunk.  :P

loki, some swear by it.  I swear at it.  ;D

The Gilmore Girls   :-Julie & Diane were already watching it so I watched with them as we ate our dinner)

loki, some swear by it.  I swear at it.   ;D


One of the sane ones, eh?  ;)

Let's hope!  ;D

The start of the Aussie Open

The Gilmore Girls  :-Julie & Diane were already watching it so I watched with them as we ate our dinner)


I really want to meet Julie & Diane...maybe watch Gilmore Girls with them... I think I already like them alot.

Oh yeah... and I know you thought I was going to say that TLTIW was Leave it Beaver but it wasn't  :D

TLTIWW Danny Phantom

American Experience - Eugene O'Neill( who is my all time favorite playwrite, I can't speak highly enough of him, Nobel Prize winner who plumbed the depths of emotions, god, just go out and rent Long Days Journey Into Night or read his plays, RIGHT NOW)

I'll watch it later.

The start of Time Team, but have recorded the remainder to watch tomorrow.

The start of Time Team, but have recorded the remainder to watch tomorrow.


Time Team...it sounds like a bad animated superhero show from the 80s  ;D

Time Team...it sounds like a bad animated superhero show from the 80s  ;D
Time Team is a British television series that has aired on Channel 4 since 1994. Presented by the actor Tony Robinson, the series features a team of specialists doing an archaeological dig in three days, with Robinson explaining the process in in layman’s terms.

Time Team is a British television series that has aired on Channel 4 since 1994. Presented by the actor Tony Robinson, the series features a team of specialists doing an archaeological dig in three days, with Robinson explaining the process in in layman’s terms.


that's much better than what I was thinking

that's much better than what I was thinking
Now you mention it, I could start writing a series of an animated superhero show with that title.

Now you mention it, I could start writing a series of an animated superhero show with that title.


You a need a catchy battle cry....Time Team! Tick on!!!

You a need a catchy battle cry....Time Team! Tick on!!!
...I am typing it right now!

Time Team...it sounds like a bad animated superhero show from the 80s  ;D


It does  ;D  What's it about?

It does  ;D  What's it about?
I am just setting the scene now,

I am just setting the scene now,


Can't wait to read it... maybe we can get some actors to re-act it and well put it on youtube as a live action re-enactment of an unaired animated series  ;D

Can't wait to read it... maybe we can get some actors to re-act it and well put it on youtube as a live action re-enactment of an unaired animated series  ;D
It is far in it's infancy for planning premiers

It is far in it's infancy for planning premiers


can you name one of the characters arramat? and make her really cool....or maybe that can be just realm they visit when they time travel... I assume the time team will time travel.

can you name one of the characters arramat? and make her really cool....or maybe that can be just realm they visit when they time travel... I assume the time team will time travel.
This deserves a thread of its own.

NBC Nightly News

SAG Awards

Breakfast News

The local weather forecast on the morning news.

Who Wants To Be A Millionaire

The View..... I miss Rosie (and I really dislike Barbara. She does need to retire.)

The Biggest Loser

American Idol

Animal Rescue...one of the matted up dogs resembled Alan...no wonder he can't hear...all those mats!!  :-\\

The last thing I truly watched on TV yesterday was an episode of "Suite Life Of Zack & Cody" which I've already seen. But there was a scene in that episode that was hilarious, which is why I decided to watch it. ;D

American Idol

The local news

Law and Order Criminal Intent(Chris Noth  :-* )

Wife Swap- The couple from NY that was on we know,my son use to be in youth wrestling with their sons,my daughter is in the same grade as the second oldest. So that was interesting watching people you know on TV.

American Idol

The Price Is Right...and portions of The View (during TPIR commercial breaks).

Animal Rescue

Wife Swap- The couple from NY that was on we know,my son use to be in youth wrestling with their sons,my daughter is in the same grade as the second oldest. So that was interesting watching people you know on TV.


was that the burlesque mom or the lumber jack mom... I had it on but wasn't really paying attention to it.

was that the burlesque mom or the lumber jack mom... I had it on but wasn't really paying attention to it.


snoz!  Hi!  What's that program about if I dare to ask?

Scams, Fiddles and Honest Claims

Observational documentary which gains unprecedented access to the fraud team at the heart of the biggest insurance company in Britain, Norwich Union. With one in ten adults admitting to making a fraudulent claim, it is up to the insurance investigators to decide whether the truth is being told in each case.

snoz!  Hi!  What's that program about if I dare to ask?


lol...that was last nights Wife Swap...

I'm starting to get tired of it tho.

First season they were actually trying to do something. Give people exposure to a different life style...now its all about shocking the other mom into a different life...

It was sociological before but now all about ratings.

First of all... its only two weeks so SUCK IT UP!
you signed a contract saying you would try each other's lifestyle for a few days... Complain if you want but don't refuse!

Second...stop crying...its just a couple of days...yes this woman is not your wife and she is judging your family...guess what so are we...and we will judge you harsher if you bawl like a baby on national TV.

third...don't sell my crap just because you disapprove of my lifestyle.  It may mean nothing to you but its important to me so box it up if must, put it storage but
DO NOT SELL, THROW AWAY, DESTROY OR VANDALIZE ANYTHING I OWN...remember I know where you live and payback's a bitch and so am I

fourth...teach your kids respect...and set a good example for them... if you bully me in front of your kids your kids will think that it is okay and behave that way too...


Lastly GROW UP and IF YOU THINK YOU'RE GONNA HAVE REGRETS THEN DON'T GO ON TV MORON!!!


okay I am over it now  ;D

lol...that was last nights Wife Swap...

I'm starting to get tired of it tho.

First season they were actually trying to do something. Give people exposure to a different life style...now its all about shocking the other mom into a different life...

It was sociological before but now all about ratings.

First of all... its only two weeks so SUCK IT UP!
you signed a contract saying you would try each other's lifestyle for a few days... Complain if you want but don't refuse!

Second...stop crying...its just a couple of days...yes this woman is not your wife and she is judging your family...guess what so are we...and we will judge you harsher if you bawl like a baby on national TV.

third...don't sell my crap just because you disapprove of my lifestyle.  It may mean nothing to you but its important to me so box it up if must, put it storage but
DO NOT SELL, THROW AWAY, DESTROY OR VANDALIZE ANYTHING I OWN...remember I know where you live and payback's a bitch and so am I

fourth...teach your kids respect...and set a good example for them... if you bully me in front of your kids your kids will think that it is okay and behave that way too...


Lastly GROW UP and IF YOU THINK YOU'RE GONNA HAVE REGRETS THEN DON'T GO ON TV MORON!!!


okay I am over it now  ;D








Do you get Celebrity Wife Swap?

lol...that was last nights Wife Swap...

I'm starting to get tired of it tho.

First season they were actually trying to do something. Give people exposure to a different life style...now its all about shocking the other mom into a different life...

It was sociological before but now all about ratings.

First of all... its only two weeks so SUCK IT UP!
you signed a contract saying you would try each other's lifestyle for a few days... Complain if you want but don't refuse!

Second...stop crying...its just a couple of days...yes this woman is not your wife and she is judging your family...guess what so are we...and we will judge you harsher if you bawl like a baby on national TV.

third...don't sell my crap just because you disapprove of my lifestyle.  It may mean nothing to you but its important to me so box it up if must, put it storage but
DO NOT SELL, THROW AWAY, DESTROY OR VANDALIZE ANYTHING I OWN...remember I know where you live and payback's a bitch and so am I

fourth...teach your kids respect...and set a good example for them... if you bully me in front of your kids your kids will think that it is okay and behave that way too...


Lastly GROW UP and IF YOU THINK YOU'RE GONNA HAVE REGRETS THEN DON'T GO ON TV MORON!!!


okay I am over it now  ;D











You're just in the right mood for this, snoz. ;D...
..................................................................

The FBI had an opening for an assassin.

After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists; two men and a woman.

For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.

"We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you
will find your wife sitting in a chair . . . Kill her!!"

The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife."The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home."

The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came out with tears in his eyes, "I tried, but I can't kill my wife." The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home."

Finall y, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions,to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one after another. There was screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet.

The door opened slowly and there stood the woman, wiping the sweat from her brow. "This gun is loaded with blanks" she said. "I had to beat him to death with the chair."


MORAL:
Women are crazy. Don't mess with them.

MUAHAHAHA!!!! :D

You're just in the right mood for this, snoz. ;D...
..................................................................

The FBI had an opening for an assassin.

After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists; two men and a woman.

For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.

"We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you
will find your wife sitting in a chair . . . Kill her!!"

The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife."The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home."

The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came out with tears in his eyes, "I tried, but I can't kill my wife." The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home."

Finall y, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions,to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one after another. There was screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet.

The door opened slowly and there stood the woman, wiping the sweat from her brow. "This gun is loaded with blanks" she said. "I had to beat him to death with the chair."


MORAL:
Women are crazy. Don't mess with them.

MUAHAHAHA!!!! :D




You can't hear it but I am actually laughing out loud....that was frigging hilarious.

I'm glad you liked it...I figured you might appreciate it.  ;D ;D

I'm glad you liked it...I figured you might appreciate it.  ;D ;D


totally... I'm still laughing...