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Asparagus.


I had vitamins.

I had vitamins.
After the human body has taken its limit in vitamins, it flushes the excess out the most natural way possible.

I hate yellow piss. :P

Asparagus.


Oh I can't believe you said that!!! 

Once I'd been eating asparagus and... well the inevitable... I swear to God I thought I'd got some serious disease or something..thank God it passed  :-[   I was Googling for symptoms of allsorts and was ready to go to the Doctors as I was so worried.  :-[ :-[

Oh I can't believe you said that!!! 

Once I'd been eating asparagus and... well the inevitable... I swear to God I thought I'd got some serious disease or something..thank God it passed  :-[  I was Googling for symptoms of allsorts and was ready to go to the Doctors as I was so worried.  :-[ :-[


HAHAHA! I eat it on purpose, for said reasons.

Just for everyone's edification, your urine should be close to clear, not dark yellow.  Yellow urine means you're not hydrated enough and you need to drink more water.

how the f*ck does a thread about urination even get 828 posts. I guess it all counts in the bigger picture doesn't it  8) 

Just for everyone's edification, your urine should be close to clear, not dark yellow.  Yellow urine means you're not hydrated enough and you need to drink more water.
Hence, first thing in the morning, when no water has been drunk overnight.

HAHAHA! I eat it on purpose, for said reasons.


;D ;D

Just for everyone's edification, your urine should be close to clear, not dark yellow.  Yellow urine means you're not hydrated enough and you need to drink more water.

Actually urine usually is a deeper yellow first thing in the morning because it's become more concentrated - usually if you haven't been to the loo overnight, ideally it's a pale straw colour but becomes darker because of the sugar content....Godddddd I can't believe I'm in the Pee thread again   :-[

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how the f*ck does a thread about urination even get 828 posts. I guess it all counts in the bigger picture doesn't it  8) 


Are you pissed? ;D

Are you pissed? ;D

No unfortunately not - I'm sitting here at my desk listening to kids screaming in the background  ::)

Roll on Thursday!!

Just for everyone's edification, your urine should be close to clear, not dark yellow.  Yellow urine means you're not hydrated enough and you need to drink more water.


What if it's green, am I not drinking enough Soda?

What if it's green, am I not drinking enough Soda?
Green?

I have seen purple, after eating beetroot.

Green?

I have seen purple, after eating beetroot.


Is purple urine dangerous? :(  :o

Is purple urine dangerous? :(  :o
No.

No.


Some people pee blood.That could mean something is wrong with their urine.

Some people pee blood.That could mean something is wrong with their urine.
Yes, blood is a sign and the doctor should attend to it.

Yes, blood is a sign and the doctor should attend to it.



You have to make sure to drink plenty of water.

About half-an-hour ago.

I pissed my brains out today.

Just then.

Until It's Time For You To Go ~ Elvis Presley

I'm part of the PPP ;D

First thing in the day!

I am with the PPP  ;D

I am with the PPP  ;D
I'm down with PPP (Yeah, you know me...)

I'm down with PPP (Yeah, you know me...)


I'm down with the PPP

No call for it yet!

No call for it yet!


When do you think you'll be able to?

Glad to see we are still talking about pee. I'm holding mine in till I burst.

Glad to see we are still talking about pee. I'm holding mine in till I burst.



That's dangerous

That's dangerous


Tell me about it. Its hard to run with your legs crossed.  ;D

Tell me about it. Its hard to run with your legs crossed.  ;D


I hate it when I have to hold in my bladder :o

I past just then

Whats so great about all this pee talk? well anyway i just went.

"...shine out like a shaft of gold when all around is dark."

Whats so great about all this pee talk? well anyway i just went.



pee if you must

pee if you must


"Can I have a 'P' please Bob"

query from the Countdown quiz!!

"Can I have a 'P' please Bob"

query from the Countdown quiz!!



No P

No P


Drats.. I'll have to 'Q' then..always the way in the ladies huh?  ;D ;D

Drats.. I'll have to 'Q' then..always the way in the ladies huh?   ;D ;D


Yeah,I guess so

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Ok I'm going to give you all a test .. 
Define these words related to pee..
1. Micturation
2. Eneuresis
3. Dysuria
4. Polyuria
5. Hematuria
6. urinophil
7. urinoma
8. urocyanosis
9. uroflavin
10.urolithiasis

Ok I'm going to give you all a test .. 
Define these words related to pee..
1. Micturation 
2. Eneuresis
3. Dysuria
4. Polyuria
5. Hematuria
6. urinophil
7. urinoma
8. urocyanosis
9. uroflavin
10.urolithiasis



1 frequency of.
2.an alarm for children who pee.. (you know)

dunno the rest.. if I was level headed maybe...later

1 frequency of.
2.an alarm for children who pee.. (you know)

dunno the rest.. if I was level headed maybe...later

buzz
buzz
sorry both of those are the wrong answers.. :P

buzz
buzz
sorry both of those are the wrong answers.. :P


;D ;D drat that alarms on huh!!

When I worked in the Community Health dept. we used to loan those to parents of children with that problemo.

I can't believe I'm in the qui qui thread again.

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I changed the thread again.


Really Howard 

said in a disgusted fashion!!










;D

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I need a Qui Qui  ;D

First thing I do every morning.
Last thing I do each night.

First thing I do every morning.
Last thing I do each night.
Brush your teeth?

I did a little bit of both.

On my way to the computer.

On my way to the computer.



You peed on the computer? :o

An exceptionally long one this morning shortly after I woke up.

mine was kinda green. ???

mine was kinda green. ???
...green?

Just then

mine was kinda green. ???



You peed green?

mine was kinda green. ???


This will happen when you follow my diet tips.
I sometimes suprise myself with what I see in the mornings.

Moments ago

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As soon as I arrived home.

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Isn't it bad to hold on?



yes,stomach pains.

Hang on back in a mo!

I'll pee later tonight

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First thing today.

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Why can't your penis tell you when you have to urinate?  ;D


Yours dosen't?

Every kiss begins with k, and every piss begins with p.

As soon as I got up.

Yours dosen't?


Actually,It's my brain that tells me when to piss.  ;D

Not yet...

I just did.

Before I go to work, it is a long walk...

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I peed

Actually,It's my brain that tells me when to piss.  ;D

some might venture to say that for men, their brain is in their penis.. :P
Sorry couldn't resist.. l

I like to call it "Potty Poop"

Somewhile back.

Just then.

This is a very weird thread.  :-\\

Yeap!

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Before I left to come home.

Yeah well in the public convenience today I honestly thought there was a horse in the cubicle next door to me, judging by the sound and amount of oui that was being expressed!!  ;D

Ages ago!

3 times so far

Just then

Last week.

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When I arrived home.

This old thread still around? You guys really love to talk about your bodily habits.  ;D

This old thread still around? You guys really love to talk about your bodily habits.  ;D




Did you pee in England? ;D

Did you pee in England? ;D


No, Howard, we are very reserved over here . . . It just means we sweat more.  ;) ;D

No, Howard, we are very reserved over here . . . It just means we sweat more.  ;) ;D



pee is reserved?

pee is reserved?


Nah, we are.  ;) ;D

Nah, we are.  ;) ;D



reserve it for me.

reserve it for me.


Oh dear, lol.

Oh dear, lol.



Don't worry about it Bob.

Don't worry about it Bob.


Do you want it first or second class?

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..infact i'm gonna get a pin  ;D


Talk about breaking the dam.  ;D

Do you want it first or second class?



First class pee. ;D

I'm in the PeeWee thread again.

Moments ago.

First class pee. ;D


Eugh! Lol. You certainly are after somebody else's urine in a hurry.

pppsssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

Not for somewhile.

I did a little bit of both,poo-pee. ;D

Eugh! Lol. You certainly are after somebody else's urine in a hurry.



I don't want anyone else's urine. :P

It is nearly time to go.

Yahoo spider  06:51:03 AM Viewing the topic I gotta pee.

I just did

Ages ago.

I did about 5 minutes ago, however, it wasn't as urgent as my equipment had led me to believe.

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Just then.

Yahoo spider  06:46:11 AM Viewing the topic I gotta pee.

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http://www.tdotjay.com/cam_images/2003/092003_pages/p1010433.jpg

She had to clean up her pee. :P

Yahoo spider  08:00:51 AM Viewing the topic I gotta pee.

How many times today?

How many times today?
Never counted.

I did a marvelous one around lunch time.

First thing today.

I don't have to pee but I do have to take a shower

I don't have to pee but I do have to take a shower


pee in the shower?

There is a time when you arriving home...

TMI!!!!!!!!!!!

have u ever had to pee so bad, that you run in your house, into the bathroom, and just as you unzip, it comes out.  It's like a real close call
Possibly.

have u ever had to pee so bad, that you run in your house, into the bathroom, and just as you unzip, it comes out.  It's like a real close call



Yes That happened to me.

have u ever had to pee so bad, that you run in your house, into the bathroom, and just as you unzip, it comes out.  It's like a real close call




Yes That happened to me.


To much information?

To much information?


Yes definitely

Just then.

have u ever had to pee so bad, that you run in your house, into the bathroom, and just as you unzip, it comes out.  It's like a real close call


What's worse  - is that happening in public. When I was in kindergarten, my mean ol' teacher didn'tbelieve I had to go potty because kids abused the bathroom priveledge, so she made me wait until recess. So, once the bell rang, I ran and ran into the bathroom tried to lift my skirt up, and go, and before I knew it, I felt it coming out. I was SO embarassased. It got all over my clothes and everything. Luckily school was almost over and I could go home. But, I'll never forget how disgusting that felt.

Okay, I know, TMI, but this stuff happens to us all - so don't deny yourself  ;D

What's worse  - is that happening in public. When I was in kindergarten, my mean ol' teacher didn'tbelieve I had to go potty because kids abused the bathroom priveledge, so she made me wait until recess. So, once the bell rang, I ran and ran into the bathroom tried to lift my skirt up, and go, and before I knew it, I felt it coming out. I was SO embarassased. It got all over my clothes and everything. Luckily school was almost over and I could go home. But, I'll never forget how disgusting that felt.

Okay, I know, TMI, but this stuff happens to us all - so don't deny yourself  ;D
Have you ever thought of revenge on the teacher?

Have you ever thought of revenge on the teacher?


the silent but deadly kind  ;D

Off to do the same, then watch TV.

have u ever had to pee so bad, that you run in your house, into the bathroom, and just as you unzip, it comes out.  It's like a real close call


Yes, that has happened to me too, lol. Sometimes I just don't know how I get away with that split-second time response.

What really winds me up is I go to the urinal, do the thing and think I'm done so I zip back up again only to find a few drops have dribbled down my leg.

Not since my last posting.

I gotta go, gotta go right now..  ;D

Yes

a detailed piss ...

I stand over the toilet as I unzip.  The pee comes out in a nice smooth motion in a blondish yellow colour.  As it hits the water, i let off a big sigh of relief.  Then I shake off the extra drops, and zip back up

;D



WTF
:D ;D :D ;D :D ;D

a detailed piss ...

I stand over the toilet as I unzip.  The pee comes out in a nice smooth motion in a blondish yellow colour.  As it hits the water, i let off a big sigh of relief.  Then I shake off the extra drops, and zip back up

;D
Oh yeah!

a detailed piss ...

I stand over the toilet as I unzip.  The pee comes out in a nice smooth motion in a blondish yellow colour.  As it hits the water, i let off a big sigh of relief.  Then I shake off the extra drops, and zip back up

;D



too much pee

I will before I go to bed.

I will before I go to bed.


Will you do it IN your bed? ;D

better get out those depends ;D



Or else

I will before I go to bed.



Will you do it IN your bed? ;D


If I do it before I go to bed, I will not be in bed yet.

The thousandth pee!

1 pee lasts a day, but A thousand pees lasts a lifetime :D



If you're peeing for a whole day straight........you might want to cut down on your fluid intake.

My potty break required me to sit - but don't they all?  ;D

Will you do it IN your bed? ;D


If he does do it in bed he will need an eneuresis alarm or a nappy on?  ;D

If he does do it in bed he will need an eneuresis alarm or a nappy on?   ;D
I am prefectly fine.

Go Now ~ Moody Blues ?

Wasn't that a Steely Dan song?

"You go back, Jack, do it in bed" ;D


'Do it again, in bed!!'  ;D

Little By Little ~ Dusty Springfield  ?

If you're peeing for a whole day straight........you might want to cut down on your fluid intake.


water and coffee

I'm psssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssstttttttttt off  ;D

First thing after waking up.

I went potty earlier (Jason, you better listen to this one) and it was GREEN!   :o

I went potty earlier (Jason, you better listen to this one) and it was GREEN!   :o
Green? How come?

Green? How come?


Asparagus?

Asparagus?
I know that Beetroot makes it a purple colour.

;D I think it was from this pill I took to help with this cold I'm dealing with. It's green in color and I think it enhanced the color of my urine - Lovely  ;D

;D I think it was from this pill I took to help with this cold I'm dealing with. It's green in color and I think it enhanced the color of my urine - Lovely   ;D
Pills do do strange things.

pssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss...............aaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh  :D :D

http://tommcmahon.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/nop.gif

;D


OH NO!!  Corks required?  ;D

Corks?

Corks?


Bungs!    :D

Bungs!    :D

Tie a knot in it?

Corks and Bungs? ;D

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/5073842.stm

'Peeometer' test for gents health  

Gents across Yorkshire have been urged to take the "tinkle test" to check their hydration levels. 

Has anyone peed and pooped at the same time?

Yahoo spider  02:50:52 PM Viewing the topic I gotta pee.

For gawds sake don't pee on the seat!!! and if you do...WIPE IT UP!!!  >:(

For gawds sake don't pee on the seat!!! and if you do...WIPE IT UP!!!   >:(



and that goes for women too. ;D

Yeap! Just have.

Oddly enough, today's society no longer requires that you declare it when you have to relieve a few volts!
-Thank you for playing!
-Thank you. Drive through. Come again!!!

:D

Just before I left work.

I P'd

Freely?

I saw,I peed,I messed up the seat. ;D

Ages ago!

M-I-S-S-I-S-S-I-P-P-In-Yer-I!

Several times already today.

you know it was good when you get that tingly chilling feeling up your spine as you are peeing... ahhhhhhhhhhhhh

Aw, damn, I guess this means we're back to knowing exactly how many times a day Philip Eno uses the loo. :(

Aw, damn, I guess this means we're back to knowing exactly how many times a day Philip Eno uses the loo. :(
Not only me!

Not only me!

if you shake it more then once it's called playing with yourself   :D
http://www.borndigital.com/hermes/img/urinal.jpg

Peed after I drank Starbucks Coffee and Iced Tea

Peed after I drank Starbucks Coffee and Iced Tea
Is that so bad to cause it straight away?

Is that so bad to cause it straight away?



I drank them one hour after the other

I gotta pee, but not real bad, so I took the time to find this thread ;D
It is good you have found this thread, for it will now be quicker for us to go now.

peed in a cup

First thing today.

First thing on arrival at work today.

nothing like a cup of pee to brighten your day ;D



This was for a medical exam

I will go before I go

Interesting one today..

I got up to take a slash as one does most mornings.

Then 30 seconds after finishing, I had to go again.. for an equally long period of time.

Not something that happens to me very often, evacuation is usually a one stop procedure.

you have finally consumed enough to turn into a beer tap.

Interesting one today..

I got up to take a slash as one does most mornings.

Then 30 seconds after finishing, I had to go again.. for an equally long period of time.

Not something that happens to me very often, evacuation is usually a one stop procedure.
What was you drinking last night?

I peed today

About an hour ago.

People have been holding it in for nearly a month!  :o

I gotta go now.  So does *hic* this pink elephant.  http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/04/elefant.gif

People have been holding it in for nearly a month!  :o

I gotta go now.  So does *hic* this pink elephant.  http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/04/elefant.gif


Me too.  Time me!  :D

Me too.  Time me!  :D


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh...

That was good.  Gave me the shakes and a peegasm.  How long was that?

Just have!

drank too much coffee,water and cola

i had two beers.
gotta pee.

After a good peaceful sleep, it was the first thing this morning.

peed so much today

had water.
always go before driving home.

had water.
always go before driving home.


you couldn't pee in the bushes? ;D

I think twice since I was last online.

I've gotta go pee pee

Speaking of peeing, how hard is it to put the toilet paper roll on the toilet paper roll holder?  I don't know how many times I've told my sister to do that, she never does. 

Speaking of peeing, how hard is it to put the toilet paper roll on the toilet paper roll holder?  I don't know how many times I've told my sister to do that, she never does. 


It's rather simple. Does she just lay the roll over the old roll and just pull it off each time?

I had a great one about an hour ago, let it build for some time.

I think after all that pepper I had a bit ago in my sandwich, I may be in for one nasty colon explosion.

I think after all that pepper I had a bit ago in my sandwich, I may be in for one nasty colon explosion.


Would that not be in the thread entitled 'I Gotta Crap'?

It's rather simple. Does she just lay the roll over the old roll and just pull it off each time?



She leaves it sitting on the sink.  Or on the side of the tub.  Or on the cabinet in front of the toilet.  If she at least got the roll near the roll holder, I'd stop bitching.

She leaves it sitting on the sink.  Or on the side of the tub.  Or on the cabinet in front of the toilet.  If she at least got the roll near the roll holder, I'd stop bitching.


Ya know... even I'm capable of putting the roll on the holder.. and I am pretty much incapable of everything.

Would that not be in the thread entitled 'I Gotta Crap'?


Is there such a thread?  :-\\

Is there such a thread?  :-\\


There will be soon.

I literally gotta go - bye for now  ;D  ;)

Is there such a thread?  :-\\

There will be soon.
There is now.

Just then, did anyone noticed?

Just then, did anyone noticed?



too early in the morning.

In a moment

I tired to read while peeing, but it was way too fast  :P

Many a time today, it must the cold weather?

Notice how pee is warm in the winter.  :D

I wonder if it's possible for a boyfriend and girlfriend to pee together.She's sits on the toilet while the guy is standing up and urinating.Is that a good idea? ;D

Notice how pee is warm in the winter.  :D



You can actually see smoke rising up from the cold ground. ;D

I wonder if it's possible for a boyfriend and girlfriend to pee together.She's sits on the toilet while the guy is standing up and urinating.Is that a good idea? ;D


Howard, you've entered a new dimension of weird :D

Howard, you've entered a new dimension of weird :D



Thank You.I always wanted to try something different. ;D

I wonder if it's possible for a boyfriend and girlfriend to pee together.She's sits on the toilet while the guy is standing up and urinating.Is that a good idea? ;D



All I can say to this is what the f*ck. 


Not every thought that runs through your head needs to be typed out, dude.  Considering how your own girlfriend won't let you look at her vagina half the time, you're going to have a hell of a time convincing her to let you piss together.

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http://www.recruitaarontorrez.com/images/0hgdfghtr2%20%282%29.gif




;D    ;D    ;D    ;D    ;D    ;D  ;D