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Subject: I gotta pee
Written By: jiminy on 03/24/05 at 2:43 pm
If i'm not back in 5 minutes I'm doing more ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: pimpinsteelersfan on 03/24/05 at 2:45 pm
we did not need to know this.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: jiminy on 03/24/05 at 2:51 pm
a sailor and a marine were taking a leak, when they both finished the marine washed his hands but the sailor didn't.
he then says to the sailor, "in the marines they teach us to wash our hands after we take a leak"
the sailor answers, "In the Navy they teach us not to pisss on our hands"
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Apricot on 03/24/05 at 2:52 pm
I did, or I'd have gotten worried.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: sputnikcorp on 03/24/05 at 2:55 pm
pee for me too. i'm too lazy right now to get up.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 03/24/05 at 2:57 pm
If i'm not back in 5 minutes I'm doing more ;D
This could be far to much information.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: pimpinsteelersfan on 03/24/05 at 2:57 pm
a sailor and a marine were taking a leak, when they both finished the marine washed his hands but the sailor didn't.
he then says to the sailor, "in the marines they teach us to wash our hands after we take a leak"
the sailor answers, "In the Navy they teach us not to pisss on our hands"
i have heard that one before and yet it is still funny ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Apricot on 03/24/05 at 2:59 pm
i have heard that one before and yet it is still funny ;D
It's a classic.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: jiminy on 03/24/05 at 3:01 pm
This could be far to much information.
I was back in 3 so it was only pee ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Apricot on 03/24/05 at 3:02 pm
;D
More whoring, ha!
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: jiminy on 03/24/05 at 3:03 pm
I was back in 3 so it was only pee ;D
I bet you didn't know I was a poet ;)
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Apricot on 03/24/05 at 3:05 pm
;)
I'm such a whore..
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: joedeertae on 03/24/05 at 3:05 pm
What about the two sailors taking a leak off the boat and the first on says "Man, isn't that water cold today?" And the second one says "Yeah, and DEEP too!" ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: jiminy on 03/24/05 at 3:08 pm
If this thread isn't popular we will know there are a bunch of hypocrites here ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Snuff on 03/24/05 at 3:10 pm
That "something else" sounds like a good idea..
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: CatwomanofV on 03/24/05 at 3:12 pm
If i'm not back in 5 minutes I'm doing more ;D
Sounds like a personal problem if you ask me.
Cat
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 03/24/05 at 3:45 pm
I hate it when have to go pee in a stall and you're staring at the guy's thing. :-[ ;D
Howard
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: jiminy on 03/24/05 at 3:49 pm
I hate it when have to go pee in a stall and you're staring at the guy's thing. :-i feel good, sometimes you just have to be the bigger man  ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 03/24/05 at 3:52 pm
i feel good, sometimes you just have to be the bigger man  ;D
Don't you feel jealous of the other guys penis? :o
Howard
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: jiminy on 03/24/05 at 3:54 pm
Don't you feel jealous of the other guys penis? :o
Howard
just go into a stall ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 03/24/05 at 3:56 pm
just go into a stall ;D
I didn't mean a stall,I meant when a guy checks you out at a urinal.
Howard
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: jiminy on 03/24/05 at 5:25 pm
I didn't mean a stall,I meant when a guy checks you out at a urinal.
Howard
I know what you meant but if you duck into a stall you can avoid this, just make sure George Micheal isn't in this stall  ;) ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: NullandVoid on 03/24/05 at 5:33 pm
Speaking of pee, how long do urinal cakes usually last? Who invented them anybody know?
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Alchoholica on 03/24/05 at 5:35 pm
Speaking of pee, how long do urinal cakes usually last? Who invented them anybody know?
At school we usually destroyed a urinal cake by the end of the day..of course, this was 10 9 year old boys drinking as much water as possible to erode the urinal cake
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: jiminy on 03/24/05 at 5:42 pm
Speaking of pee, how long do urinal cakes usually last? Who invented them anybody know?
you mean they are not big mints? :o
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Paul on 03/24/05 at 5:55 pm
Speaking of pee, how long do urinal cakes usually last? Who invented them anybody know?
We used to chase ours down the trough...
(I was 32 at the time...!!)
(And that's probably too much info' as well...!!)
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 03/24/05 at 5:57 pm
Speaking of pee, how long do urinal cakes usually last? Who invented them anybody know?
Bio engineer Dr. Richard Deutsch who invented and patented (6,640,350) the interactive, plastic deodorizing unit for Wizmark (Urinal Cake).
The prior art for the Wiznator patent dates all the way back to 1971 - the year most commonly associated with modern snow peeing recreation. The patent covers a wide range of new technology, including sensor transducers, LEDs, urinal cakes, perforations and separate discreet flasher components.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Paul on 03/24/05 at 6:08 pm
^
That's...**sniff**...beautiful...**sob**
I shall henceforth regard the humble urinal cake in a different light...
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 03/24/05 at 6:09 pm
We used to chase ours down the trough...
(I was 32 at the time...!!)
(And that's probably too much info' as well...!!)
Happy days!
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: jiminy on 03/24/05 at 6:10 pm
^
That's...**sniff**...beautiful...**sob**
I shall henceforth regard the humble urinal cake in a different light...
all this cake talk made me hungry, I just had some chocolate cake
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 03/24/05 at 6:10 pm
all this cake talk made me hungry, I just had some chocolate cake
No comment!
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: jackas on 03/24/05 at 6:15 pm
I know what you meant but if you duck into a stall you can avoid this, just make sure George Micheal isn't in this stall  ;) ;D
;D ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Davester on 03/24/05 at 7:32 pm
^
That's...**sniff**...beautiful...**sob**
I shall henceforth regard the humble urinal cake in a different light...
Yeah...
Just when you thought you knew everything there was to know about urinal cakes...
Go figger...
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 03/25/05 at 12:03 am
it would be cool to be a guy...you could just pee in the grass...against a tree...in a bottle....just about anywhere!!!
Erin :D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: jiminy on 03/25/05 at 7:27 am
it would be cool to be a guy...you could just pee in the grass...against a tree...in a bottle....just about anywhere!!!
Erin :D
you could do it from a car
you could do it from a far
you could do it in a jar
you could do it at a bar
you could do it on one knee
you could do it in the sea
you could do it under a tree
brb...I gotta pee  :D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: jackas on 03/25/05 at 10:18 am
you could do it from a car
you could do it from a far
you could do it in a jar
you could do it at a bar
you could do it on one knee
you could do it in the sea
you could do it under a tree
brb...I gotta pee  :D
Is that from one of your Dr Suess books? ;) ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: jiminy on 03/25/05 at 10:21 am
Is that from one of your Dr Suess books? ;) ;D
you noticed  ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: jackas on 03/25/05 at 10:26 am
you noticed  ;D
But of course. ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: goodsin on 03/25/05 at 10:55 am
it would be cool to be a guy...you could just pee in the grass...against a tree...in a bottle....just about anywhere!!!
Erin :D
At the Glastonbury music festival in the UK last year they had urinals, designed for women to use standing up, called "She-pees". The mind boggles... :D
Reminds me of an old saying to do with stress incontinence- "Some urine, some you lose..." ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: jiminy on 03/25/05 at 11:03 am
But of course. ;D
another Dr Suess inspired poem :D
Vinyl Chair
On a hot summer day you sit down
on a vinyl chair, your bare leg makes
a noise that causes quite a scare.
Everyone then looks your way,
they are sure you have farted,
but what can you say?
It was not me, it was this chair,
for there is no odor in the air.  ::)
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: jackas on 03/25/05 at 1:54 pm
another Dr Suess inspired poem :D
Vinyl Chair
On a hot summer day you sit down
on a vinyl chair, your bare leg makes
a noise that causes quite a scare.
Everyone then looks your way,
they are sure you have farted,
but what can you say?
It was not me, it was this chair,
for there is no odor in the air.  ::)
I think I like the first one better. ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 03/25/05 at 2:44 pm
At the Glastonbury music festival in the UK last year they had urinals, designed for women to use standing up, called "She-pees". The mind boggles... :D
Reminds me of an old saying to do with stress incontinence- "Some urine, some you lose..." ;D
that's awesome!!
Erin :)
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: jiminy on 03/25/05 at 3:46 pm
At the Glastonbury music festival in the UK last year they had urinals, designed for women to use standing up, called "She-pees". The mind boggles... :D
Reminds me of an old saying to do with stress incontinence- "Some urine, some you lose..." ;D
stand strait and don't lean to the left or the right...you might get your socks wet ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 03/25/05 at 4:29 pm
I know what you meant but if you duck into a stall you can avoid this, just make sure George Micheal isn't in this stall  ;) ;D
God,I hope not ;D
Howard
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 03/25/05 at 4:30 pm
it would be cool to be a guy...you could just pee in the grass...against a tree...in a bottle....just about anywhere!!!
Erin :D
a girl has to squat to pee ;D
Howard
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 03/25/05 at 4:31 pm
Have any of you guys ever tried peeing on your girlfriends? :P
Howard
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: CatwomanofV on 03/25/05 at 4:35 pm
Have any of you guys ever tried peeing on your girlfriends? :P
Howard
That is NASTY!!!! But, you know what they say, it is better to be pissed off than pissed on.
Cat
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 03/25/05 at 4:37 pm
That is NASTY!!!! But, you know what they say, it is better to be ticked off than ticked on.
Cat
or pi$$ed on than pi$$ed off ;D
Howard
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 03/25/05 at 4:38 pm
Why do guys look up when are about to urinate in a urinal?
Howard
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 03/25/05 at 4:40 pm
Why do guys look up when are about to urinate in a urinal?
Howard
I concentrate on what I am doing...
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 03/25/05 at 4:45 pm
I concentrate on what I am doing...
I mean,you have to or you would be concentrating on some other guy's thing. :o
Howard
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: CatwomanofV on 03/25/05 at 4:55 pm
or pi$$ed on than pi$$ed off ;D
Howard
Yeah-that's what I wrote. The censors got me.
Cat
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 03/25/05 at 5:09 pm
I hate it when you try to pee but you can't.
Howard
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 03/25/05 at 5:11 pm
I hate it when it comes on suddenly, especially at my age!
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: CatwomanofV on 03/25/05 at 5:13 pm
"Gotta go, gotta go, gotta go right now"
Cat
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 03/25/05 at 5:14 pm
"Gotta go, gotta go, gotta go right now"
Cat
Actually, I am going now!
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 03/25/05 at 5:14 pm
I hate it when it comes on suddenly, especially at my age!
overactive bladder?
Howard
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: CatwomanofV on 03/25/05 at 5:16 pm
Actually, I am going now!
You have your computer in the bathroom?
Cat
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 03/25/05 at 5:16 pm
overactive bladder?
Howard
Old age!
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 03/25/05 at 5:16 pm
You have your computer in the bathroom?
Cat
The two rooms are close by
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 03/25/05 at 5:17 pm
Old age!
you have to try to keep it under control sometimes.
Howard
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 03/25/05 at 5:17 pm
you have to try to keep in under control sometimes.
Howard
I was once told to tie a knot in it.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: jackas on 03/25/05 at 5:17 pm
I hate it when it comes on suddenly, especially at my age!
That happens to me too. ;D  It's all of a sudden, BAM, I have to go right that second.  The weird thing is, it doesn't happen all the time.  When it does happen it's usually a few days in a row. ???
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 03/25/05 at 5:18 pm
I was once told to tie a knot in it.
was it painful? :o
Howard
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: CatwomanofV on 03/25/05 at 5:19 pm
What do men over 60 wear-boxers or briefs? Depends. :D
Cat
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 03/25/05 at 5:20 pm
What do men over 60 wear-boxers or briefs? Depends. :D
Cat
Is that over 60 in age or over 60...
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 03/25/05 at 5:20 pm
What do men over 60 wear-boxers or briefs? Depends. :D
Cat
My Father is 63 and still wears underwear.He takes pills for it. ;D
Howard
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 03/25/05 at 5:21 pm
What do men over 60 wear-boxers or briefs? Depends. :D
Cat
I do not know I have never ask?
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Marian on 03/25/05 at 5:24 pm
:DIf you pee in your yard on occasion,the scent can help keep wildlife at bay.The folks in my city who are always whining about coyotes stalking them should give it a try!
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 03/25/05 at 5:30 pm
I once peed in my yard.Some neighbors caught me. :-[ ;D
Howard
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: jiminy on 03/25/05 at 6:44 pm
Have any of you guys ever tried peeing on your girlfriends? :P
Howard
not yet  ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: whitewolf on 03/25/05 at 6:48 pm
Have any of you guys ever tried peeing on your girlfriends? :P
Howard
eeeeewwwwwwwwwwww
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: jiminy on 03/25/05 at 6:48 pm
"Gotta go, gotta go, gotta go right now"
Cat
hello puddles :P
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: jiminy on 03/25/05 at 6:49 pm
I once peed in my yard.Some neighbors caught me. :-did you ever pee on an electric fence?
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: jiminy on 03/25/05 at 6:52 pm
Q: what's the best nation in the world?
A: Urination
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: jiminy on 03/25/05 at 7:30 pm
I once peed in my yard.Some neighbors caught me. :-look who has post #69 why am I not suprised? ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: AL-B on 03/25/05 at 8:40 pm
I didn't mean a stall,I meant when a guy checks you out at a urinal.
Howard
Are there a lot of "meatgazers" in NYC, Howard? ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: AL-B on 03/25/05 at 10:37 pm
At school we usually destroyed a urinal cake by the end of the day..of course, this was 10 9 year old boys drinking as much water as possible to erode the urinal cake
LMAO! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
(When I'm at a bar, I still try to knock the heads off of cigarette butts left in the urinals, that is, when no one else is around. Surely I'm not the only one who does this...)
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: AL-B on 03/25/05 at 10:39 pm
Q: what's the best nation in the world?
A: Urination
I'm a-peein',
European,
We're all a-peein'!
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: jackas on 03/25/05 at 11:02 pm
I'm a-peein',
European,
We're all a-peein'!
;D ;D
AL-B where have you been?
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: jiminy on 03/25/05 at 11:04 pm
;D ;D
AL-B where have you been?
he's been a peeing  :D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: jackas on 03/25/05 at 11:05 pm
he's been a peeing  :D
Yeah, I see that! I guess European too! ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: AL-B on 03/25/05 at 11:26 pm
;D ;D
AL-B where have you been?
On the road--I'm usually only around a couple of days during the week.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: AL-B on 03/25/05 at 11:29 pm
he's been a peeing  :D
I said on the road, not on the commode. :D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: jiminy on 03/25/05 at 11:30 pm
(And yes, I said on the road, not on the commode.) :D
Mad Max, the road warrior   8)
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: jackas on 03/25/05 at 11:36 pm
I said on the road, not on the commode. :D
;D ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 03/26/05 at 2:44 am
I'm a-peein',
European,
We're all a-peein'!
It is only natural?
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 03/26/05 at 8:13 am
not yet  ;D
It's a warm feeling ;D
Howard
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 03/26/05 at 8:15 am
did you ever pee on an electric fence?
Never tried to. ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 03/26/05 at 8:16 am
Are there a lot of "meatgazers" in NYC, Howard? ;D
not that I know of.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 03/26/05 at 8:17 am
I think I drink too much water and coffee.That's what makes me pee all day and wind up going to the bathroom. ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 03/26/05 at 8:45 am
I think I drink too much water and coffee.That's what makes me pee all day and wind up going to the bathroom. ;D
It must work the same with tea!
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: AL-B on 03/26/05 at 2:00 pm
Mad Max, the road warrior   8)
Or Mad Jacks, the commode warrior! ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: JamieMcBain on 03/26/05 at 6:06 pm
Or Mad Jacks, the commode warrior! ;D
If you need to use the washroom.... come with me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ::)
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 03/26/05 at 6:07 pm
It must work the same with tea!
Yes.tea too ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 03/26/05 at 6:08 pm
Has anyone ever peed in their pants before? ;D :P
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: JamieMcBain on 03/26/05 at 6:10 pm
Has anyone ever peed in their pants before? ;D :P
Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm... No comment.... ::)
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: jiminy on 03/26/05 at 6:10 pm
Has anyone ever peed in their pants before? ;D :P
not as often as I used to  ::)
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: JamieMcBain on 03/26/05 at 6:12 pm
What gives with all of this peeing thing? ::)
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: jackas on 03/26/05 at 6:13 pm
What gives with all of this peeing thing? ::)
It's the topic! ;)
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 03/26/05 at 6:13 pm
What gives with all of this peeing thing? ::)
Jim was the one who started all this
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 03/26/05 at 6:14 pm
not as often as I used to  ::)
Have you tried making it to the bathroom? ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: jiminy on 03/26/05 at 6:15 pm
What gives with all of this peeing thing? ::)
it started when I had to take a pee break and it just took off :D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 03/26/05 at 6:21 pm
it started when I had to take a pee break and it just took off :D
what else was taken off? ::)
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: jiminy on 03/26/05 at 6:23 pm
what else was taken off? ::)
my girlfriend's clothes ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 03/26/05 at 6:24 pm
my girlfriend's clothes ;D
Oh,she had to go pee too? ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: jiminy on 03/26/05 at 6:33 pm
Oh,she had to go pee too? ;D
yeah, on me ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: jackas on 03/26/05 at 6:40 pm
yeah, on me ;D
I never took you as a golden showers type of guy. ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Bobby on 03/26/05 at 6:42 pm
Well done, Jiminy! You've managed an 8 page thread on urination, lol! ;D
In response to Jacks 'Golden Showers' comment, with Jiminy, nothing surprises me anymore, lol. ;) ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: jackas on 03/26/05 at 6:43 pm
Well done, Jiminy! You've managed an 8 page thread on urination, lol! ;D
In response to Jacks 'Golden Showers' comment, with Jiminy, nothing surprises me anymore, lol. ;) ;D
You're right, I don't know what I was thinking. ;D ::)
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Bobby on 03/26/05 at 6:44 pm
You're right, I don't know what I was thinking. ;D ::)
In an odd way, that's why I like him. He pushes the envelope. ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: jiminy on 03/26/05 at 6:45 pm
Well done, Jiminy! You've managed an 8 page thread on urination, lol! ;D
In response to Jacks 'Golden Showers' comment, with Jiminy, nothing surprises me anymore, lol. ;) ;D
I never did the golden shower thing, I like to get peoples reactions, I once had a bird sh*t on me, the dirty little bastard  ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Bobby on 03/26/05 at 6:46 pm
I never did the golden shower thing, I like to get peoples reactions, I once had a bird sh*t on me, the dirty little bastard  ;D
Really? That does surprise me! :o ;D
Want my reaction to your last sentence? LMAO!!!! ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 03/26/05 at 6:47 pm
yeah, on me ;D
How does that work? You have any pointers? ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: jiminy on 03/26/05 at 6:49 pm
How does that work? You have any pointers? ;D
 keep your eyes and mouth closed  ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 03/26/05 at 6:51 pm
 keep your eyes and mouth closed  ;D
on that thought,never mind :P ::)
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Bobby on 03/26/05 at 6:51 pm
 keep your eyes and mouth closed  ;D
LMAO!!!!  ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 03/26/05 at 6:52 pm
what happens if by accident they're open?
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: jiminy on 03/26/05 at 6:54 pm
what happens if by accident they're open?
you will rapidly start winking ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Bobby on 03/26/05 at 6:55 pm
what happens if by accident they're open?
I don't know much about these things, Howard but your eyes are gonna sting, my man. :)
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 03/26/05 at 6:55 pm
you will rapidly start winking ;D
or drinking ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: jackas on 03/26/05 at 7:03 pm
In an odd way, that's why I like him. He pushes the envelope. ;D
I agree with you. And you know you can joke with him and he won't get all bent out of shape.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Bobby on 03/26/05 at 7:06 pm
I agree with you. And you know you can joke with him and he won't get all bent out of shape.
Absolutely. See Jiminy? Here are our reactions, mate. ;)
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: jiminy on 03/26/05 at 7:07 pm
I agree with you. And you know you can joke with him and he won't get all bent out of shape.
oh! my back, I bent wrong ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 03/26/05 at 7:08 pm
Has anyone passed kidney stones?
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: jackas on 03/26/05 at 7:09 pm
oh! my back, I bent wrong  ;D
LOL ;D I was wrong. ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: JamieMcBain on 03/26/05 at 7:17 pm
Jim was the one who started all this
Figures... ::) ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 03/26/05 at 7:17 pm
Figures... ::) ;D
He's the culprit ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: jiminy on 03/26/05 at 7:20 pm
Has anyone passed kidney stones?
I passed gas ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 03/26/05 at 7:21 pm
I passed gas  ;D
pass gas and urinate at the same time? ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: jiminy on 03/26/05 at 7:23 pm
pass gas and urinate at the same time? ;D
blame it on the dog
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 03/26/05 at 7:25 pm
Why?
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: jiminy on 03/26/05 at 7:37 pm
Why?
the dog can't talk, so he can't deny it but he will expect you to scratch his belly for covering for you ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 03/26/05 at 7:39 pm
the dog can't talk, so he can't deny it but he will expect you to scratch his belly for covering for you ;D
or maybe barking ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: jiminy on 03/26/05 at 7:42 pm
or maybe barking ;D
is your dog scooby doo? :D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 03/26/05 at 7:43 pm
is your dog scooby doo? :D
No.I don't have a dog Jim ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: jiminy on 03/27/05 at 1:53 am
No.I don't have a dog Jim ;D
he will be your dog  :D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: jiminy on 03/27/05 at 4:16 am
Don't be jealous Gals ;)
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 03/27/05 at 4:31 am
http://www.victoriagazette.com/DutchTreatI-BedBreakfast&Brussels/img34.jpg
The Manneken Pis in Brussels, Belgium.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 03/27/05 at 8:28 am
Don't be jealous Gals ;)
::) you're too much Jim. ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: jackas on 03/27/05 at 9:03 am
Someone bought this for my parents when I was young. We used to think it was the funniest thing.
You just put liquor in the bottle and press the button and you have a very special drink. ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 03/27/05 at 10:10 am
Someone bought this for my parents when I was young. We used to think it was the funniest thing.
You just put liquor in the bottle and press the button and you have a very special drink. ;D
I want that one!
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: JamieMcBain on 03/27/05 at 11:04 am
Wow.... distrubing pictures.... ;D :D ::)
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 03/27/05 at 11:07 am
http://perso.wanadoo.fr/collec-tirebouchons/collec_tirebouchons/web-images/tb038.jpg
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: jackas on 03/27/05 at 4:52 pm
I want that one!
I actually got this picture off of Ebay! Bid high. ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: jackas on 03/27/05 at 4:55 pm
http://perso.wanadoo.fr/collec-tirebouchons/collec_tirebouchons/web-images/tb038.jpg
Now that's a corkscrew! And in the most literal sense.;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: jiminy on 03/27/05 at 9:52 pm
Push it!
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: jiminy on 03/27/05 at 9:57 pm
Pee Wee Herman
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 03/28/05 at 7:14 am
Just came back from....
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: jackas on 03/28/05 at 9:53 am
Speaking of peeing. ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Bobby on 03/28/05 at 9:56 am
Now that's a corkscrew!  And in the most literal sense.;D
Lol. ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: jiminy on 03/28/05 at 3:55 pm
Speaking of peeing. ;D
what does he have to do with peeing?
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: jackas on 03/28/05 at 4:14 pm
what does he have to do with peeing?
He video taped himself in some kind of sex act and in this video he was peeing on a girl. ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Bobby on 03/28/05 at 4:27 pm
He video taped himself in some kind of sex act and in this video he was peeing on a girl. ;D
Yucky! He was caught doing watersports? LOL!!!!! ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: jackas on 03/28/05 at 4:35 pm
Yucky! He was caught doing watersports? LOL!!!!! ;D
Apparently so. ;D
I don't know if any of you watch Chappelle's Show, but Dave Chappelle does a skit about it. He does a song parody to one of R Kelly's songs and changes it to P!ss On You. It's pretty amusing.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Bobby on 03/28/05 at 4:38 pm
Apparently so. ;D
I don't know if any of you watch Chappelle's Show, but Dave Chappelle does a skit about it. He does a song parody to one of R Kelly's songs and changes it to P!ss On You. It's pretty amusing.
I don't watch 'The Dave Chappelle Show' but I have seen 'Killin' me softly'. That is hilarious! ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: jiminy on 03/28/05 at 4:40 pm
Apparently so. ;D
I don't know if any of you watch Chappelle's Show, but Dave Chappelle does a skit about it. He does a song parody to one of R Kelly's songs and changes it to P!ss On You. It's pretty amusing.
I like the Clayton Bigsby Black White supremest skit ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: JamieMcBain on 03/28/05 at 4:41 pm
He video taped himself in some kind of sex act and in this video he was peeing on a girl. ;D
Okkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk.... ::)
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: JamieMcBain on 03/28/05 at 4:43 pm
I like the Clayton Bigsby Black White supremest skit ;D
I like the Charlie Murphy's Hollywood Story sketch, that had Charlie playing against Prince in a basketball game. ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: jackas on 03/28/05 at 4:48 pm
I like the Clayton Bigsby Black White supremest skit ;D
That one was great! I like how he divorced his wife at the end. ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: jiminy on 03/28/05 at 5:02 pm
That one was great! I like how he divorced his wife at the end. ;D
he put his KKK hood on backwards because he's blind ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: jackas on 03/28/05 at 5:04 pm
I like the Charlie Murphy's Hollywood Story sketch, that had Charlie playing against Prince in a basketball game. ;D
Game........blouses! ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 03/28/05 at 5:46 pm
What's wrong with a golden shower?
So,you swallow it.What's the worst that could happen if you swallowed your girlfriend/boyfriend's urine? ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: AL-B on 03/28/05 at 9:04 pm
Someone bought this for my parents when I was young. We used to think it was the funniest thing.
You just put liquor in the bottle and press the button and you have a very special drink. ;D
One of my uncles had one of those! You just gotta love some of those naughty 70's kitsch items...
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: jackas on 03/28/05 at 10:10 pm
One of my uncles had one of those! You just gotta love some of those naughty 70's kitsch items...
Really? That's so funny! I was beginning to think we were the only ones.;D
Yep, good ole 70s. ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: AL-B on 03/28/05 at 10:18 pm
Really? That's so funny! I was beginning to think we were the only ones.;DÂÂ
Yep, good ole 70s. ;D
One of my uncles had this poster in his garage that had a naked woman wearing a cowboy hat and the different cuts of beef marked on her body. I believe it was made in the late 60's-early 70's, and was distributed by some state beef council. I have searched all over the web for this poster and cannot find it anywhere. It is my personal Holy Grail.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: ElDuderino on 03/28/05 at 10:21 pm
I musta drank me bout 15 Dr.Peppers.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: AL-B on 03/28/05 at 10:36 pm
Actually... I think that was one of those PETA posters... Lemme see if I can find it around the 'net..
I doubt it--my uncle was about as far away from being a PETA supporter as you can get. Not to mention--this was back in the mid/late 70's, so I don't know if PETA even existed back then, and if they did they had nowhere near the national prominence they have today.
However, if you should happen across this poster during your search you will be my personal hero.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: jackas on 03/28/05 at 10:49 pm
One of my uncles had this poster in his garage that had a naked woman wearing a cowboy hat and the different cuts of beef marked on her body. I believe it was made in the late 60's-early 70's, and was distributed by some state beef council. I have searched all over the web for this poster and cannot find it anywhere. It is my personal Holy Grail.
;D Sound almost like the poster of Daisy Duke my neighbor had in his garage. It's funny how things like that stick in your head. :)
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: AL-B on 03/28/05 at 10:52 pm
I got one of my very first boners from that naked cowgirl, I think I was like 5 or 6. ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: jackas on 03/28/05 at 11:02 pm
I got one of my very first boners from that naked cowgirl, I think I was like 5 or 6. ;D
;D ;D
No wonder you remember it so well. ;) ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: ElDuderino on 03/28/05 at 11:04 pm
Everyone missed the Gump reference.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: jackas on 03/28/05 at 11:12 pm
Everyone missed the Gump reference.
Sorry, I guess it's been a long time. ;D
I read that and was thinking, Man, he should lay off the Dr Peppers. ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: jiminy on 03/29/05 at 7:17 pm
I musta drank me bout 15 Dr.Peppers.
I actually used that line from the movie to title this thread ;)
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 03/29/05 at 7:18 pm
I drank way too much coffee
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: jiminy on 03/29/05 at 7:21 pm
I drank way too much coffee
are you :o wired? ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 03/29/05 at 7:23 pm
are you :o wired? ;D
no just need my caffiene ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: joedeertae on 03/29/05 at 8:33 pm
If you sprinkle
When you tinkle
Be a sweetie
Wipe the seatie
;D ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: jackas on 03/29/05 at 8:55 pm
If you sprinkle
When you tinkle
Be a sweetie
Wipe the seatie
  ;D   ;D
;D ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: JamieMcBain on 03/29/05 at 10:13 pm
If you sprinkle
When you tinkle
Be a sweetie
Wipe the seatie
  ;D   ;D
::)
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: ElDuderino on 03/29/05 at 10:14 pm
;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 03/29/05 at 10:19 pm
I can't believe this thread is lasting this long. lol
~Beth :)
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: JamieMcBain on 03/29/05 at 10:34 pm
Ditto! ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 03/30/05 at 1:28 am
I can't believe this thread is lasting this long. lol
~Beth :)
It is only natural?
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: DeutscherGirl on 03/30/05 at 1:29 am
It is only natural?
Well, when nature calls......
DG
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 03/30/05 at 1:32 am
Well, when nature calls......
DG
"It is a far, far better thing that I do, than I have ever done; it is a far, far better rest that I go to, than I have ever known."
Charles Dickens, A Tale of Two Cities
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 03/30/05 at 7:22 pm
nature called but left a yellow message ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: jiminy on 03/30/05 at 7:23 pm
nature called but left a yellow message ;D
If you shake it more then once it's considered playing with it ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 03/30/05 at 7:31 pm
If you shake it more then once it's considered playing with it ;D
no it's called drip dry
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 03/30/05 at 7:58 pm
I must pee soon
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: jiminy on 03/30/05 at 8:01 pm
I must pee soon
I'm a little Peepot
Short and stout
Here is my handle
Here is my spout
When I get all steamed up
Hear me shout
"Tip me over
and pour me out!"  :D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 03/30/05 at 8:02 pm
I'm a little Peepot
Short and stout
Here is my handle
Here is my spout
When I get all steamed up
Hear me shout
"Tip me over
and pour me out!"  :D
PeePot? oh jeezus ::)
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 03/31/05 at 1:36 am
Back in two shakes!
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Tam on 03/31/05 at 1:40 am
Stand close...
It's shorter than you think! ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: ADH13 on 03/31/05 at 2:09 am
If i'm not back in 5 minutes I'm doing more ;D
Eww! We can see you "doing more" !!!
http://community.the-underdogs.org/smiley/misc/pain30.gif
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 03/31/05 at 2:10 am
Eww! We can see you "doing more" !!!
http://community.the-underdogs.org/smiley/misc/pain30.gif
Moooooooooooooooor-e!
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: ADH13 on 03/31/05 at 1:20 pm
Man, our school's urinal is waaaay too short. It comes up to my knees. I have to almost get down on my knees to use it. And we're a high school!!
haha that's funny... do some people just pee on the wall?
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: AL-B on 03/31/05 at 3:18 pm
If you sprinkle
When you tinkle
Be a sweetie
Wipe the seatie
  ;D   ;D
If it's yellow, let it mellow.
If it's brown, flush it down!
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: AL-B on 03/31/05 at 3:31 pm
haha that's funny... do some people just pee on the wall?
When I was in the 5th or 6th grade, we had an irate janitor, Mr. Gray, who called all of the boys into the bathroom and chewed us out for peeing on the walls, and said that if he caught any of us doing that he'd make us clean it up ourselves. So the next day I'm in there peeing, and one of my smartass friends came up behind me, grabbed me by the shoulders and twisted me sideways, which made me spray p*ss everywhere. "Mr. Gray's gonna get you!" he said. (Thankfully I never got caught.)
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: joedeertae on 03/31/05 at 3:36 pm
If it's yellow, let it mellow.
If it's brown, flush it down!
Good advice! ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 03/31/05 at 3:38 pm
If it's yellow, let it mellow.
If it's brown, flush it down!
If its green, leave unseen?
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: jiminy on 03/31/05 at 3:39 pm
Someone at our school dropped a turd in the urinal, to this day i'm not sure how they pulled that one off  :o
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 03/31/05 at 3:42 pm
If it's yellow, let it mellow.
If it's brown, flush it down!
If it's white.... Sweet.
Seriously though
If its red, to the doctors you head.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: AL-B on 03/31/05 at 3:42 pm
I hate it when people do that. I got pulled away several times in elementary school. Now I'm highly uncomfortable using public bathrooms.. -_-
When I was in the 2nd grade, I was taking a dump when some jerk kid stuck his head under the stall and smiled at me. Bad idea. I kicked him in the face as hard as I could. He ran off bawling. I never pooped at school again, not even through high school.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: jiminy on 03/31/05 at 3:43 pm
Seriously though
If its red, to the doctors you head.
what if you have eaten sugar beets the night before?  :D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 03/31/05 at 3:45 pm
what if you have eaten sugar beets the night before?  :D
Not many words rhyme with purple?
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: AL-B on 03/31/05 at 3:47 pm
Not many words rhyme with purple?
If it's purple, then, um...you must be from the planet X-29 Flurple.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: jiminy on 03/31/05 at 3:48 pm
If it's purple, then, um...you must be from the planet X-29 Flurple.
of you're a fag with a lisp and you call your Gerbil a Gurple ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: AL-B on 03/31/05 at 3:51 pm
of you're a fag with a lisp and you call your Gerbil a Gurple ;D
If it's purple, take out your Gurple!
(OK, even I'll admit that was pretty gross!)
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 03/31/05 at 3:55 pm
Someone at our school dropped a turd in the urinal, to this day i'm not sure how they pulled that one off  :o
I think I'm gonna be sick :(
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 03/31/05 at 3:56 pm
Don't you hate it when you go into a stall and it smells like pee and poop? :P
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: ADH13 on 03/31/05 at 3:57 pm
Don't you hate when you go into a stall and it smells like pee and poop? :P
Oh yes... I have a weak stomach.. if I go into a stall and someone hasn't flushed, it will make me gag.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 03/31/05 at 3:57 pm
Better than it smelling like Sex and Candy.
I'd rather have it smell like fresh cut red roses ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 03/31/05 at 3:58 pm
Oh yes... I have a weak stomach.. if I go into a stall and someone hasn't flushed, it will make me gag.
have you flushed it? :P
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 03/31/05 at 3:58 pm
Oh yes... I have a weak stomach.. if I go into a stall and someone hasn't flushed, it will make me gag.
The same here, I have never like that feeling, even if go to cubicle next door, you can still smell it.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 03/31/05 at 3:58 pm
have you flushed it? :P
Flushing it makes it worse!
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 03/31/05 at 3:59 pm
The same here, I have never like that feeling, even if go to cubicle next door, you can still smell it.
doesn't anyone know how to flush the toilet? ::)
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: AL-B on 03/31/05 at 4:00 pm
Don't yo hate when you go into a stall and it smells like pee and poop? :P
I was a janitor for about a year and believe it or not, you actually get used to it after a while. The only exception to this was that there was some b*tch who every day would flush her tampons down the toilet and they'd get stuck and I'd have to fish them out. I never found out who this woman was, but I sincerely hope that her mortal soul gets condemned to Hell for eternity.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: ADH13 on 03/31/05 at 4:01 pm
I was a janitor for about a year and believe it or not, you actually get used to it after a while. The only exception to this was that there was some b*tch who every day would flush her tampons down the toilet and they'd get stuck and I'd have to fish them out. I never found out who this woman was, but I sincerely hope that her mortal soul gets condemned to Hell for eternity.
believe it or not, the "instructions" on boxes of tampons say it is ok to flush them...
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 03/31/05 at 4:03 pm
I was a porter maintainence guy in Genovese and had to clean the men's and women's bathroom every day. :P
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: AL-B on 03/31/05 at 4:05 pm
I was a porter maintainence guy in Genovese and had to clean the men's and women's bathroom every day. :P
Then you know that women's restrooms have a receptacle for disposing of tampons, and that I believe that this woman was flushing them just to be a b*tch. >:(
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: jiminy on 03/31/05 at 4:09 pm
I was a janitor for about a year and believe it or not, you actually get used to it after a while. The only exception to this was that there was some b*tch who every day would flush her tampons down the toilet and they'd get stuck and I'd have to fish them out. I never found out who this woman was, but I sincerely hope that her mortal soul gets condemned to Hell for eternity.
or her mortal soul gets stuck down the toilet  ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 03/31/05 at 4:27 pm
I hate when a woman's bathroom smells like tampons. :P
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: AL-B on 03/31/05 at 4:28 pm
I hate when a woman's bathroom smells like tampons. :P
I hear ya, I never did get used to that.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 03/31/05 at 4:31 pm
I hear ya, I never did get used to that.
taking a whiff of a man's bathroom is worse :P
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: AL-B on 03/31/05 at 4:37 pm
taking a whiff of a man's bathroom is worse :P
All I can say is that I don't exactly look back fondly on my days as a janitor. The guy who was in charge was a friend of mine, and I busted my @ss for him, but after I'd been there a while my paychecks started bouncing and I really had to get after him just so I could get paid. We're now just casual acquaintences at best. I'm glad those days are behind me.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 03/31/05 at 4:44 pm
All I can say is that I don't exactly look back fondly on my days as a janitor. The guy who was in charge was a friend of mine, and I busted my @ss for him, but after I'd been there a while my paychecks started bouncing and I really had to get after him just so I could get paid. We're now just casual acquaintences at best. I'm glad those days are behind me.
I'm sorry to hear that.Did you pee on him?
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: jackas on 03/31/05 at 4:50 pm
I'm sorry to hear that.Did you pee on him?
Appropriate for this post! ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: jiminy on 03/31/05 at 4:54 pm
believe it or not, the "instructions" on boxes of tampons say it is ok to flush them...
I use them to clean out me ears ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: AL-B on 03/31/05 at 5:03 pm
I'm sorry to hear that.Did you pee on him?
No, I just saved all the tampons I fished out of the toilet and on the day I quit I stuffed them all under the seat of his car. (It was in the middle of August.) ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 03/31/05 at 5:07 pm
No, I just saved all the tampons I fished out of the toilet and on the day I quit I stuffed them all under the seat of his car. (It was in the middle of August.) ;D
Now that must've been an embarassing sight to see ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: AL-B on 03/31/05 at 6:00 pm
Now that must've been an embarassing sight to see ;D
Actually the next day he drove his car to the lake, parked it along the shore, and he swore he'd never caught so many fish in his life. ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: AL-B on 03/31/05 at 9:04 pm
I wonder what someone would have thought if they came across your stash of used tampons...
I just kept them in a storage unit next door to a fish hatchery, so on one noticed... :P
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: ADH13 on 03/31/05 at 9:05 pm
I wonder what someone would have thought if they came across your stash of used tampons...
I've heard of people forgetting to take out their last tampon... and then remembering days later... bleeccch!!!
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: jiminy on 04/01/05 at 3:46 pm
I gotta pee was on page three, how can this be? :o
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 04/01/05 at 3:48 pm
I gotta pee was on page three, how can this be? :o
Has it been a long pee?
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Mr Tumnus on 04/01/05 at 3:50 pm
"Could I have a Pee Please Bob."
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: ADH13 on 04/01/05 at 3:50 pm
http://community.the-underdogs.org/smiley/misc/pain30.gif
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: jiminy on 04/01/05 at 3:50 pm
Has it been a long pee?
long enough  ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 04/01/05 at 4:59 pm
BRB I must PP (on jim) ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: jackas on 04/01/05 at 6:21 pm
Milk, milk, lemonade. Around the corner fudge is made. ::)
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: jiminy on 04/01/05 at 6:22 pm
Milk, milk, lemonade. Around the corner fudge is made. ::)
I see you're a full service type gal ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Bobby on 04/01/05 at 6:23 pm
"Could I have a Pee Please Bob."
Alright then.
'P' ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: ADH13 on 04/01/05 at 6:41 pm
I see you're a full service type gal ;D
just your type, huh Jiminy? ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 04/01/05 at 6:49 pm
Just been thanks
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: AL-B on 04/03/05 at 4:44 am
Around the Midwest there's a chain of truckstops called "Sapp Bros." This last time out my co-driver took over at a Sapp's in western Nebraska. As we were pulling out I noticed that a couple of letters were burned out on the big sign in front of the truckstop. "Hey look," I said, "we're at PP BROS!" (I immediately thought of this thread when I saw that.) ;)
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 04/03/05 at 7:50 am
Milk, milk, lemonade. Around the corner fudge is made. ::)
:P lemonade and fudge? :P
I'm gonna go vomit now. :P
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 04/03/05 at 7:52 am
Can I go pee on this thread now? ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: jiminy on 04/03/05 at 7:53 am
Can I go pee on this thread now? ;D
either urine or you're out  :D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 04/03/05 at 7:55 am
either urine or you're out  :D
urine ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 04/03/05 at 8:31 am
urine ;D
Urine, my lord?