I thought it was THIS weekend ???


Yes,It is.

I thought it was THIS weekend ???

Yes, that's what I meant. This upcoming weekend.

...you accidentally make a double posting on a thread

people in movies are on the look out and when someone comes they yell "we got company!"

...them Injuns sell out?

Ick :P

You waste a trip for nothing.  >:( ::)

...them Injuns sell out?

Ick :P



What's so ick about it?  ???

What's so ick about it?  ???


It's tacky and destroys the natural beauty of that particular section of the Grand Canyon.  Therefore, ick.

It's tacky and destroys the natural beauty of that particular section of the Grand Canyon.  Therefore, ick.


Why did they do that?

...you spell a word correctly, but it just doesn't look right?

Why did they do that?


$$$$$$

you get unsubscribed from a website because you don't post very often.  It was a very pleasant little site, just I didn't have a whole lot to say, but I did enjoy reading what was posted.

you get unsubscribed from a website because you don't post very often.  It was a very pleasant little site, just I didn't have a whole lot to say, but I did enjoy reading what was posted.


Who dared do that!

Who dared do that!


Alas, it was a site called "Friends" or something like that, and can be found on the myfamily.com website.  You can't just resubscribe either, you have to be "invited" to join.  So.... oh well... Ce Le vie (or however you spell it)

you get unsubscribed from a website because you don't post very often.  It was a very pleasant little site, just I didn't have a whole lot to say, but I did enjoy reading what was posted.


I've never heard of that happening before.  One site I belong to cancels your membership if you aren't active for over three months but you just have to log in not actually post anything to keep the membership open.

I've never heard of that happening before.  One site I belong to cancels your membership if you aren't active for over three months but you just have to log in not actually post anything to keep the membership open.


Yeah, you have to post something or comment on something at least once in three months.  (I did not know this), I usually just lurk.  I paid the price.

However, I did write an apology to the site administrator and she re-invited me, so I guess it was a good enough letter.  :)

Now all I have to do is think of something interesting to post.  Lord knows I have more then enough photos of my cat to last me forever over there if I posted one every three months.  ;D  I think I will spare them my "child" photos though.

I still spend the majority of my time here though, I don't know what it is about this place, but it's ... addicting.  ;D  I think that it's that you all allow me to be myself (every last weird morsel of me) and you don't think I'm *too* strange (at least publiclly you don't let me know anyways.)  lol


What do I hate right now?  My little toe, it hurts, for no reason.

You go to say something romantic, and you fart just as you open your mouth?

(How embarrassing) :-[

You go to say something romantic, and you fart just as you open your mouth?

(How embarrassing) :-[


Story of my life!

You go to say something romantic, and you fart just as you open your mouth?

(How embarrassing) :-[


Sorry to hear that. ;D

You go to say something romantic, and you fart just as you open your mouth?

(How embarrassing) :-[


It just makes the romance more efffective on two senses (auditory and orafactory).  Much more memorable that way.  ;D

you have a long day going from one place to the next.

..your eye falls out.

..your eye falls out.


http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c270/jackas000/sammy.jpg

All the chocolate biscuits are gone!!!! Ian ate the hole damn packet yesterday, he did offer to go out and buy me more at 11 o'clock last night but I decided to be a martyr about it. Of course I'm regretting it now it's morning and I have no biscuits to eat.  ;D

....everytime it's your turn to go up and bowl....the kid in the lane next to you...starts to breakdance...and ends up in your lane..just as you are about to roll the ball. ::)  I am not even kidding. >:(

..your eye falls out.


I've never had an eye that fell out.

you are all comfortable with a cup of tea in the AM but you have to go out in a half hour.
uggghhhhh

....everytime it's your turn to go up and bowl....the kid in the lane next to you...starts to breakdance...and ends up in your lane..just as you are about to roll the ball. ::)  I am not even kidding. >:(



did you wind up bowling good?

....everytime it's your turn to go up and bowl....the kid in the lane next to you...starts to breakdance...and ends up in your lane..just as you are about to roll the ball. ::)  I am not even kidding. >:(


Kids still breakdance?

Maybe he was a time traveller.

Maybe he was just wishing you good luck with a little celebratory dance.  ;D

Maybe bowling is just too passive ffor hyperactive children to pass the time at.  I think I'd have tossed him a quarter and told him there were video games down at the other end of the bowling alley.  ;D

did you wind up bowling good?



aw man, I'm not good at all. My best score was.....haha....105. :-
Kids still breakdance?

Maybe he was a time traveller.

Maybe he was just wishing you good luck with a little celebratory dance.   ;D

Maybe bowling is just too passive ffor hyperactive children to pass the time at.  I think I'd have tossed him a quarter and told him there were video games down at the other end of the bowling alley.  ;D



hahaha...I was ready to take him and use him as a ball...and whip him down the lane. He was so annoying! ::)

As buzzed as you were, that would have been freakin' funny to watch.  ;D

As buzzed as you were, that would have been freakin' funny to watch.  ;D



hahaha...it was hilarious. I was all pissy and ready to pound the kid one moment....and then the next minute I was laughing my ass off!! ;D :D

When scabs are hanging on by one miniscule scrap of flesh, and it hurts ALOT when you try to pull it off?

aw man, I'm not good at all. My best score was.....haha....105. :-[



hahaha...I was ready to take him and use him as a ball...and whip him down the lane. He was so annoying! ::)


You should've done that. ;D

You should've done that. ;D



I know...that would have been hilarious! ;D

...when I see people viewing my profile.  It kinda creeps me out.

I know...that would have been hilarious! ;D


make him the bowling pin. >:(

.. people use 'reply to all' on an e-mail totally unneccesarily.  I now know how many people from another university are attending a meeting that I am not going to.

....everytime it's your turn to go up and bowl....the kid in the lane next to you...starts to breakdance...and ends up in your lane..just as you are about to roll the ball. ::)  I am not even kidding. >:(
:-\\ You'd hate bowling next to me.....for some reason I always manage to lose my balance at least once per game and fall flat on my behind (or end up dancing around)......the best was when I "face-planted" IN the lane after tip-toeing over the foul line (and it didn't trip) and ended up with a strike ;D








and yes, I do this even when sober ;)

someone tells you a highly unlikely story.. ::)

....you forget to pick up ketchup.

....you forget to pick up ketchup.



the small tiny packets?

the small tiny packets?




I've never seen huge big packets at Burger King, Howard.  So yeah.

I've never seen huge big packets at Burger King, Howard.  So yeah.


When I read "forget to pick up ketchup," I assumed you meant from a grocery store, so it was a fair question...

I've never seen huge big packets at Burger King, Howard.  So yeah.


I wish I did

When I read "forget to pick up ketchup," I assumed you meant from a grocery store, so it was a fair question...



Well I did mention in another thread I had gotten Burger King for dinner.  Anyway.....I was sort of being funny. 

you hear bad news

...you have a project to work on but have trouble staying focused. :-\\

.....you eat your burger too fast.  Damn it.

you can't seem to find any energy

you can't seem to find any energy
That would be me every day :D


mod to add: DYHIW you are cooking(or eating) something red with a white shirt on and it splashes up and gets on it? >:(

You get stuck going to an evening meeting when you'd rather be hanging out with friends. :P

you can't seem to find any energy

If you still live near me, we'll be having a warm sunny day tomorrow. Maybe that'll help.  :) That's what I need to get me out of this winter funk.

If you still live near me, we'll be having a warm sunny day tomorrow. Maybe that'll help.  :) That's what I need to get me out of this winter funk.


Yes still nearby.  I do think that is the problem... looking forward to the warmer weather.

...you still haven't gotten your project finished, after spending 2 1/2 solid hours on it?

... your belly can't stuff itself into your pants (and then you consider if you need to get another size bigger  :( )

...you have to clean the oven?  It's so awkward.

you can't seem to find any energy


Find some.

Find some.



That's a little brusque, no?

That's a little brusque, no?


Sorry about that.

...you are eating fish, and you stumble upon those darn bones! :D

Find some.


Well alrighty then.

Maybe I'll hire a private detective help me search for some.  Right now my sinuses are drowning me.

...you work on a project on the 'puter but for some reason the file mysteriously disappears? :o

...and you end up having to work from your backup file :(

....you want to go downstairs and watch TV, but you don't know what to put on

....you want to go downstairs and watch TV, but you don't know what to put on
Clothes usually work for me ;D
... your belly can't stuff itself into your pants (and then you consider if you need to get another size bigger  :( )
Lately, my problem's been my thighs :(

...you call customer service for a utility/phone/internet etc., and the automated phone system asks you for your account number or phone number and you enter it only to be asked again by the customer service rep once they answer your call?

someone like the cleaning lady thought she broke the vacuum but My father thinks she didn't.

Lately, my problem's been my thighs :(


Yeah, actually, my fat has dispersed everywhere rather evenly. I think it was the pants I was wearing yesterday. They're just tighter than usual. I'm wearing a different pair today, but same size and they feel fine. I am not sure what the difference is all about.

someone like the cleaning lady thought she broke the vacuum but My father thinks she didn't.



You have a maid?  Why?

someone like the cleaning lady thought she broke the vacuum but My father thinks she didn't.


I hate it when the cleaning lady thinks she breaks the vacuum and my father thinks she didn't!!!! >:(  Bastards!

.....you end up having a late lunch

... not having the money to purchase some skates.

... not having the money to purchase some skates.


What kind?

What kind?


I'm torn between the Rollerblades and regular Quads. I always skated with Quads when younger, but being that I've gotten better at ice skating the last few years, Rollerblades may not be too hard to try out. So, it's going with something I grew up on or trying something I'm still new with, but getting better at.

I'm torn between the Rollerblades and regular Quads. I always skated with Quads when younger, but being that I've gotten better at ice skating the last few years, Rollerblades may not be too hard to try out. So, it's going with something I grew up on or trying something I'm still new with, but getting better at.


In-line rollerblades aren't that hard to figure out since you can ice skate.  The action is more natural and you can maneuver better than with the quad wheels.  Just roll around for a bit in the store before you buy to see how you like it.  You can get a cheapy pair for less than $30 most of the time and if you end up liking them, you can get a better pair.  You just need a good boot, the wheels and bearings are replaceable (much cheaper than buying a whole new set of skates).

In-line rollerblades aren't that hard to figure out since you can ice skate.  The action is more natural and you can maneuver better than with the quad wheels.  Just roll around for a bit in the store before you buy to see how you like it.  You can get a cheapy pair for less than $30 most of the time and if you end up liking them, you can get a better pair.  You just need a good boot, the wheels and bearings are replaceable (much cheaper than buying a whole new set of skates).


Agreed.  I can't rollerskate with the quads, but I didn't have much trouble ice skating back in the day and had some rollerblades for awhile and didn't have any problems with them.  :)

You have a maid?  Why?


Her name is Babka and she's from Poland.My Parents hired her cause My Mother's tired of cleaning so she hired her from a friend of ours.She's leaving for Poland next month so we might have to hire a new one.

Her name is Babka and she's from Poland.My Parents hired her cause My Mother's tired of cleaning so she hired her from a friend of ours.She's leaving for Poland next month so we might have to hire a new one.



jeez....send Babka my way...I could use a helping hand in getting this place organized/cleaned! ;D ;)

jeez....send Babka my way...I could use a helping hand in getting this place organized/cleaned! ;D ;)


She's leaving for Poland next month

She's leaving for Poland next month



Do you wanna come clean my house?  ;D :D

Do you wanna come clean my house?  ;D :D


I will.. if that means meeting your family! >:-}D

I will.. if that means meeting your family! >:-}D



aww....you can stay in the spare room...we will just move Vaughn's toys aside! LOL!! :D

Do you wanna come clean my house?  ;D :D


How much an hour?

aww....you can stay in the spare room...we will just move Vaughn's toys aside! LOL!! :D


Nah. I will... After all, it IS my job.

Nah. I will... After all, it IS my job.



:D ;D  You know Doms...you are always welcome at our house. :)

:D ;D  You know Doms...you are always welcome at our house. :)


=P From the way you talk about it, it sounds like there's nothing better to do.

=P From the way you talk about it, it sounds like there's nothing better to do.


what? cleaning?  I like to organize...but the whole house just needs scrubbed from head to toe...I dunno, I can't keep up with the dust. ::)

what? cleaning?  I like to organize...but the whole house just needs scrubbed from head to toe...I dunno, I can't keep up with the dust. ::)


Nu nu nu... You say how bored you are, so I'm saying I might as well clean...

:P Nevermind. We'll just play Uno or something!

Nu nu nu... You say how bored you are, so I'm saying I might as well clean...

:P Nevermind. We'll just play Uno or something!




erm...ok!

My mom jokes about hiring a maid, but I tell her...why add an extra expense when you have 2 able-bodied adults living at home?  I would feel extremely uncomfortable hiring someone to do something I am perfectly capable of doing myself. 

My mom jokes about hiring a maid, but I tell her...why add an extra expense when you have 2 able-bodied adults living at home?  I would feel extremely uncomfortable hiring someone to do something I am perfectly capable of doing myself. 


I've always thought of maids as a lazy practice...

I've always thought of maids as a lazy practice...


I guess if you're elderly or handicapped it seems ok.  Well if I I had a lot of money I would hire someone to clean the floors, tubs and window sills.  And the damn oven.

I guess if you're elderly or handicapped it seems ok.  Well if I I had a lot of money I would hire someone to clean the floors, tubs and window sills.  And the damn oven.



see, that's what I am talking about...I mean, I wouldn't want someone else doing like my laundry...ironing...personal things...but those darn dirty jobs.  My rich aunt and uncle have a cleaning lady that comes once a week...la dee da. ::)

see, that's what I am talking about...I mean, I wouldn't want someone else doing like my laundry...ironing...personal things...but those darn dirty jobs.  My rich aunt and uncle have a cleaning lady that comes once a week...la dee da. ::)


No...ladi feakin da!!!!! ;D :D

No...ladi feakin da!!!!! ;D :D





Oh yes...how could I forget?!! :-X

I don't mind doing laundry and cleaning toilets.....I mean, I guess I mind in a way, but it needs to be done and if I wear the clothes and if I use the toilet....I should be responsible for cleaning it.  I would love to take away some burdens off my parents, and that's why my sister and I do as much work around this house as we do.  Over her spring break, we cleaned the house from top to bottom.  Sometimes we do the grocery shopping, sometimes we do the cooking.....we work....we joke we should get paid, but if it makes some room in our budget, that's payment enough.

I used to have a cleaning lady that came every other week, but it was more work getting ready for her to come than it was worth ;D  She just did the basics: floors, dusting, bathrooms, etc.  I'm thinking about getting one again because with school, it's really hard to keep the house clean (well, as clean as hubby would like it :-\\)  Maybe if I didn't have internet, it would be easier ;D :D

I have 800 square feet to clean, so I don't think I need a cleaning lady. Besides, the thought of someone being all up in my stuff and business is just freaky to me. :P

I have 800 square feet to clean, so I don't think I need a cleaning lady. Besides, the thought of someone being all up in my stuff and business is just freaky to me. :P


I <3 Jess.

I don't mind doing laundry and cleaning toilets.....I mean, I guess I mind in a way, but it needs to be done and if I wear the clothes and if I use the toilet....I should be responsible for cleaning it.  I would love to take away some burdens off my parents, and that's why my sister and I do as much work around this house as we do.  Over her spring break, we cleaned the house from top to bottom.  Sometimes we do the grocery shopping, sometimes we do the cooking.....we work....we joke we should get paid, but if it makes some room in our budget, that's payment enough.



laundry=my favorite thing to do (cleaning-wise). :D ;D

I've always thought of maids as a lazy practice...


I don't have one but my sister does.  My sister works full time and so does her husband, they also have a 7 year old daughter.  She doesn't want to spend her weekends cleaning and if she didn't have the cleaning lady it would not get done.



I'm nuts, if I had a cleaning lady I would straighten up before she got here.  I wouldn't want her to think we're slobs.  ;D :D

I don't have one but my sister does.  My sister works full time and so does her husband, they also have a 7 year old daughter.  She doesn't want to spend her weekends cleaning and if she didn't have the cleaning lady it would not get done.



This is why I keep thinking about getting a cleaner.

I don't have one but my sister does.  My sister works full time and so does her husband, they also have a 7 year old daughter.  She doesn't want to spend her weekends cleaning and if she didn't have the cleaning lady it would not get done.



I'm nuts, if I had a cleaning lady I would straighten up before she got here.  I wouldn't want her to think we're slobs.  ;D :D
That's what I used to do.  It took me longer to do that than it would have if I had just done the cleaning myself ;D

You have 2 more hours at work and are already caught up on everything.

In-line rollerblades aren't that hard to figure out since you can ice skate.  The action is more natural and you can maneuver better than with the quad wheels.  Just roll around for a bit in the store before you buy to see how you like it.  You can get a cheapy pair for less than $30 most of the time and if you end up liking them, you can get a better pair.  You just need a good boot, the wheels and bearings are replaceable (much cheaper than buying a whole new set of skates).


I agree. See, I was in pro roller skating in the late '80s, so I moved on those skates with quite a bit of ease. Yet, Rollerblades do appear to look more natural and I'm willing to try them out. I will probably head to Big 5 or another sports shop and see what they've got to offer. I like Sports Chalet, so I might look at what they've got this weekend. Yeah, I got really good at changing my wheels on my roller skates when younger. I used one of those funky wrenches. Yet, those wheels were wider and made of polyurethane. I remember my boot looked just like an ice skate. I sure do miss my pro roller skates, lol  ;D

The wheels on rollerblades are more tapered so that you can lean more.  The quad roller skating motion is kind of awkward although some of them old dudes make it look really easy.  Jackie Chan did some awesome stuff with quad skates in one of his earlier movies...the scene ended up with a 25-car pileup :D

you've been told bad news  :(

....you want a salad but there's no salad dressing

....you want a salad but there's no salad dressing


Then how would you eat it? ???

Then how would you eat it? ???


You'd use a fork  ;D

Then how would you eat it? ???



Howard, I wouldn't eat it.  That's what I'm saying.  I want a salad but I can't have one.

The wheels on rollerblades are more tapered so that you can lean more.  The quad roller skating motion is kind of awkward although some of them old dudes make it look really easy.  Jackie Chan did some awesome stuff with quad skates in one of his earlier movies...the scene ended up with a 25-car pileup :D


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Sorry, you can't repeat a karma action without waiting 24 hours.

.....you are eating something, and a piece of it gets caught in the hole in my tongue (where it's pierced). BLAH!

You open your mouth to answer a question, and you fart loudly instead?

-Quel horreur!

.....you are eating something, and a piece of it gets caught in the hole in my tongue (where it's pierced). BLAH!


or you eat something and you bite your tongue and it starts to bleed. :o :(

.....you're out of mayo so you can't have tuna for dinner.

it gets warm and it soon turns back to being cold again? :o

.....you're out of mayo so you can't have tuna for dinner.


That would make my day!!! ;D


DYHIW....you step on an upside down high heel...right in the arch of your foot.

...things never seem to effin' work out in your life...no matter how positive you try to be? :-\\

...things never seem to effin' work out in your life...no matter how positive you try to be? :-\\



This will sound SOOOO cliched, but things really will get better, Erin.  I am sure of it.  :)

...things never seem to effin' work out in your life...no matter how positive you try to be? :-\\
yeah, I know.  sometimes ya wish you could catch a break. 

This will sound SOOOO cliched, but things really will get better, Erin.  I am sure of it.  :)
cliched' or not, it's good encouragement.  it wil get better Erin

This will sound SOOOO cliched, but things really will get better, Erin.  I am sure of it.  :)



thanks Beth..I appreciate your kind words. It's just SO hard to keep thinking positive whenever things look so negative all the time. Ah well...at least I have all of my limbs. :-\\ :D

thanks Beth..I appreciate your kind words. It's just SO hard to keep thinking positive whenever things look so negative all the time. Ah well...at least I have all of my limbs. :-\\ :D


In the words of the somewhat forgettable Howard Jones:

"Things will only get better....woh-oh, oh-oh-oh, whoa-oh, oh-oh-oh, oh-oh..."

...things never seem to effin' work out in your life...no matter how positive you try to be? :-\\


I know what you mean Erin. :(

In the words of the somewhat forgettable Howard Jones:

"Things will only get better....woh-oh, oh-oh-oh, whoa-oh, oh-oh-oh, oh-oh..."



I know what you mean Erin. :(


thanks guys! :)

It starts to snow again!  ::) >:(

....your sister is in a mood

I have to shovel again.

...you just can't figure out how to debug a certain program

All the clips from SNL haven't been posted to YouTube yet.

When the city bus brakes down. >:(

All the clips from SNL haven't been posted to YouTube yet.



Okay, so 2 of the funniest ones have been posted, but the rest haven't. 

you have cramps, backache and a killer headache.  >:(

Okay, so 2 of the funniest ones have been posted, but the rest haven't. 
ok, so I'm gonna have to watch these later. He was that funny?

ok, so I'm gonna have to watch these later. He was that funny?



Hysterical.  I recommend the United Way spoof and the NCAA Tournament Pool Party.  Most of the time when athletes host, I get nervous because they aren't naturally actors and improv comedians, but Peyton is soooooo funny and not afraid to make an ass of himself, that it works.  Him and Derek Jeter were the two funniest athletes I've seen host the show. 

Hysterical.  I recommend the United Way spoof and the NCAA Tournament Pool Party.  Most of the time when athletes host, I get nervous because they aren't naturally actors and improv comedians, but Peyton is soooooo funny and not afraid to make an ass of himself, that it works.  Him and Derek Jeter were the two funniest athletes I've seen host the show. 
thanks for the youtube vid, that was hilarious. loved it.  ;D 

Hysterical.  I recommend the United Way spoof and the NCAA Tournament Pool Party.  Most of the time when athletes host, I get nervous because they aren't naturally actors and improv comedians, but Peyton is soooooo funny and not afraid to make an ass of himself, that it works.  Him and Derek Jeter were the two funniest athletes I've seen host the show. 
not to mention they're both HAWT!!!!! :P

DYHIW you want to return something you bought from a company and their "return instructions/authorization" (which you MUST get within 48 hours) are "Please return?" ::)

not to mention they're both HAWT!!!!! :P


Peyton is a hottie, can't disagree with you there.

When it takes you a long time to fill out a job application on-line?

You know something is wrong, and all you are told is "well, bend over and take it"?

someone desicrates a fire hydrant! >:(

someone desicrates a fire hydrant! >:(


Wait a minute.....
You mean like how dogs desecrate fire hydrants?

DYHIW you have to get up early so you set the alarm-but your cat wakes you up about an hour before the alarm goes off. You get out of bed BEFORE the alarm goes off and as you reading the morning paper, you discover that when you set the alarm the night before, you set the clock ahead an hour-so you were up TWO hours before you really had to be.  :-\\



Cat

DYHIW you have to get up early so you set the alarm-but your cat wakes you up about an hour before the alarm goes off. You get out of bed BEFORE the alarm goes off and as you reading the morning paper, you discover that when you set the alarm the night before, you set the clock ahead an hour-so you were up TWO hours before you really had to be.  :-\\

Cat


Uff-da.
I've done that!
Karma for your pains.

Uff-da.
I've done that!
Karma for your pains.



Thanks-right back at ya. It was a good thing that I went to bed early last night (an hour earlier than I thought I did  :D ).  I'm sure it will all hit me in a couple of hours.



Cat

DYHIW you feel like nothing you ever do is "good enough"?

...you have so much to do and so little energy to do it!  :-\\

...you have so much to do and so little energy to do it!  :-\\
I'm there with ya :-\\

Maybe some karamel will help ya....here ya go O0

I'm there with ya :-\\

Maybe some karamel will help ya....here ya go O0


Thanks...and right back atcha, girl!  :)

DYHIW you feel like nothing you ever do is "good enough"?



...you have so much to do and so little energy to do it!  :-\\



Karma to both of you fine ladies.


DYHIW the message board goes down.  :\'(




Cat

Karma to both of you fine ladies.

Thanks, Cat...and karma to you as well!  :)


DYHIW the message board goes down.  :\'(

Very much so!  :(

There are coffee grounds in the disk drive, and hairballs in your Top Ramen?

....you can't find your yoga mat?

The dirty little coward who shot Mr. Howard has plucked the harpies from the sky, and laid poor Jesse in his grave?

Wait a minute.....
You mean like how dogs desecrate fire hydrants?


Our Chinese Neighbors painted the hydrant blue! >:(

Our Chinese Neighbors painted the hydrant blue! >:(



So?  That's hardly a desecration.

So?  That's hardly a desecration.


Well,They're not supposed to do that!

Well,They're not supposed to do that!


Maybe they didn't know. And it's not hurting anything, right? I mean, the firemen have those big heavy wrenches to unscrew the lug nuts that are already painted over, so no harm done.

I dunno about that...

Painting the hydrant blue is a blatant assault of the senses. These people are clearly prejudiced against red hydrants.

Howard, you should knock the fire hydrant over.. steal a bus and do it.

Our Chinese Neighbors painted the hydrant blue! >:(


Damned Chinese, always ruining everything.

Damned Chinese, always ruining everything.



They ruined checkers too.  Is nothing sacred?!

Damned Chinese, always ruining everything.


I hate them.

We should kick them out, you'll herp light?>

Damned Chinese, always ruining everything.


That's it, I'm boycotting that Chinese restaurant down the street.  >:(

They ruined checkers too. 
and fire drills! >:(

and fire drills! >:(



Them too!

Our Chinese Neighbors painted the hydrant blue! >:(


Maybe the Feng Shui was better with it blue

DYHIW you go to take a picture of something (I was getting some things out of hiding and promised I'd take a picture of them for someone....sorry Andy :() and the darned camera won't work >:(

You go to get breakfast, and all there is left is "rabblt" food?

Maybe the Feng Shui was better with it blue


;D

Karma.

Maybe they didn't know. And it's not hurting anything, right? I mean, the firemen have those big heavy wrenches to unscrew the lug nuts that are already painted over, so no harm done.


Maybe the son and his stupid girlfriend were drunk at the time cause I do see Coors Beer Cans on our lawn sometimes and cigarette butts,They are such pigs! >:(

You go to get breakfast, and all there is left is "rabblt" food?


were you hungry?

Maybe the son and his stupid girlfriend were drunk at the time cause I do see Coors Beer Cans on our lawn sometimes and cigarette butts,They are such pigs! >:(



How do you know it's them who were leaving the trash behind?  And why do you care what color the hydrant is?  So long as water still comes out if there's a fire.....that's all that matters.

How do you know it's them who were leaving the trash behind?  And why do you care what color the hydrant is?  So long as water still comes out if there's a fire.....that's all that matters.


Well I see them and hear them while I'm sleeping at 12,1 am in the morning talking loud and sometimes playing loud music.

Well I see them and hear them while I'm sleeping at 12,1 am in the morning talking loud and sometimes playing loud music.



What does that have to do with beer cans?  Howard....I wouldn't worry about this.

What does that have to do with beer cans?  Howard....I wouldn't worry about this.


They're littering our lawns for christ sakes! >:(

They're littering our lawns for christ sakes! >:(



Oh nevermind. 

Oh nevermind. 


Let's talk about something else. ::)

A big, heavy book falls off of the top shelf of the bookcase and hits you on the forehead.  I've got two swelled bumps that looks like they may turn into a bruise.  People are going to think my husband beats up on me.  :-[

But man did it hurt when that book hit me.  :\'(

A big, heavy book falls off of the top shelf of the bookcase and hits you on the forehead.  I've got two swelled bumps that looks like they may turn into a bruise.  People are going to think my husband beats up on me.  :-[

But man did it hurt when that book hit me.  :\'(



Are you ok?

yeah It didn't bleed or anything, just kinda had a couple lumps and my hubby made me put a cold washcloth on my forehead and made sure I didn't have a concussion.  I guess my head is alot harder then I had thought.  ;D

yeah It didn't bleed or anything, just kinda had a couple lumps and my hubby made me put a cold washcloth on my forehead and made sure I didn't have a concussion.  I guess my head is alot harder then I had thought.  ;D


That's good.  :)

Funny thing is that I worked as a librarian for 15 years or so and I only had a book fall on my head only once or twice.  Now that I'm in another field, I apparently have angered the Gods and am now being punished by being much more clumsy and accident-prone

Funny thing is that I worked as a librarian for 15 years or so and I only had a book fall on my head only once or twice.  Now that I'm in another field, I apparently have angered the Gods and am now being punished by being much more clumsy and accident-prone


How would you prevent it the next time?

How would you prevent it the next time?


I guess by just being more careful where I walk, and also by not stacking big books on high shelves.  Oh, and training the cat not to trip me.  Yeah, that'll happen.  lol

I guess by just being more careful where I walk, and also by not stacking big books on high shelves.   Oh, and training the cat not to trip me.  Yeah, that'll happen.  lol



Good idea. ;)

people make fun of others.

.... you open a brand new can of pepsi and it is flat as all 'get out!' !!!! >:(

.... you open a brand new can of pepsi and it is flat as all 'get out!' !!!! >:(


That's because you shouldn't be drinking Pepsi. ;D

That's because you shouldn't be drinking Pepsi. ;D


Boo!  You and your TaB, which is the equivalent of Nibbly-Bibb beer.

Boo!  You and your TaB, which is the equivalent of Nibbly-Bibb beer.


TaB is awesome.

Besides, doesn't Pepsi make you go bald?

Diet Coke pwns all of your wussy drinks.

Diet Coke pwns all of your wussy drinks.


Diet Coke = liquid death.

Coke Classic all the way!

Diet Coke = liquid death.



You lie like Bill Clinton after Hilary finds panties in the pillowcase.

You lie like Bill Clinton after Hilary finds panties in the pillowcase.


That depends on how you define the word "panties".

You have to wait for a desired result?

...you know Aunt Flo is coming, but she'd rather be a bitch and make you feel bad rather than actually showing up and getting the visit over with?

Well....maybe the men don't know that feeling. ;D

...you know Aunt Flo is coming, but she'd rather be a bitch and make you feel bad rather than actually showing up and getting the visit over with?

Well....maybe the men don't know that feeling. ;D


Don't have an Aunt Flo, but my Aunt Wendy often pulled that when she'd visit.
...Must be a Catholic thing (she was a strong Catholic)

...you know Aunt Flo is coming, but she'd rather be a bitch and make you feel bad rather than actually showing up and getting the visit over with?


Getting those early-visit blues sucks.

The board on here seems slow within the past hour. ::)

people make fun of others.


I know what you mean. :(

...the pollen count is craptacularly high?

You open your mouth to speak, and a high-pitched poot comes out instead?

....you want to go get a Starbucks, but your ride's allergies are acting up and she can't see well?

Murphy's Law rears it's ugly head?

you find a bruise on you and you have no idea how it got there.. ???

you can't sleep, but you are very tired.

you can't sleep, but you are very tired.
there is always mother's little helper

there is always mother's little helper


3 Kamikazes, with a Jagermeister chaser?

DYHIW your nail breaks below the quick?




Cat

I hate it when My Mother And I are the only ones being yelled at by my bully of a Father. :(

^what a rat! :D



....you have to work on a nice sunny day. :-\\

You try to find a new pair of shoes and the 10's are too small.  ??? :-\\

My feet seem to keep on growing...

^what a rat! :D



....you have to work on a nice sunny day. :-\\



Believe me,You wouldn't want to be married to a frustrated old fartbag like him. ::)

Believe me,You wouldn't want to be married to a frustrated old fartbag like him. ::)


Believe me, I was at one time...that's why he is now considered my ex! ;D

Believe me, I was at one time...that's why he is now considered my ex! ;D


How did he treat you?

you have nothing much to do during the weekend.

...you know Aunt Flo is coming, but she'd rather be a bitch and make you feel bad rather than actually showing up and getting the visit over with?

Well....maybe the men don't know that feeling. ;D
Better than having her come every 10 days or so >:( >:(  I really need to see "my guy" about this (long story ;D)

You want to hang out but your friend must've stepped out for a while.