... after you stub your toe and rip your nail right off, you re-stub that same toe and the pain gets even worse  :(  :\'(

... after you stub your toe and rip your nail right off, you re-stub that same toe and the pain gets even worse  :(  :\'(


...or when you pull skin off and it forms a scab... and then you catch the scab and it comes off... and then another one grows... and then you catch that one and it falls off... then a new one grows... and then you catch that one and it comes off... then a new one grows...etc etc etc

...or when you pull skin off and it forms a scab... and then you catch the scab and it comes off... and then another one grows... and then you catch that one and it falls off... then a new one grows... and then you catch that one and it comes off... then a new one grows...etc etc etc



;Dhahahaa...you so crazy!!




Erin :)

When you smash your pinky finger between a chair and a desk. OUCH

you can't get what you want sometimes. >:(

you can't get what you want sometimes. >:(


Isn't that a fact of life?  ;)

. . . you try to find a solution to a problem and it doesn't matter how you look at it, you can't find one?

dyhiw...

you try your best but you don't succeed, or when you get what you want but not what you need. Or worse is when you feel so tired but you can't sleep, stuck in reveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerse? I hate that

you are trying to take a peaceful bath and the 2 cats are meowing and scratching at the door for me to let them in.....i swear..no privacy at all! LOL! ;D





Erin :)


My cat does that, too.  Usually when I am using the facilities.  I have about a half inch gap at the bottom of the door and there will be a paw coming through.  Sometimes two paws.  A couple of times there were two paws and an ear.  I am still trying to figure out how he managed that one.

My cat does that, too.  Usually when I am using the facilities.  I have about a half inch gap at the bottom of the door and there will be a paw coming through.  Sometimes two paws.  A couple of times there were two paws and an ear.  I am still trying to figure out how he managed that one.



OMG...that is the funniest thing I have read all day!  ;D Cats are so cute and silly..all of the goofy stuff they do!




Erin :)

...You accidentally eat a burnt Real Cheddar Whale ( :D) !!!  >:(

...You accidentally eat a burnt Real Cheddar Whale ( :D) !!!  >:(




AGHHH! Curses!! How dare they!



Erin :)

OMG...that is the funniest thing I have read all day!  ;D Cats are so cute and silly..all of the goofy stuff they do!

Erin :)


It is very cute.  My daughter quits doing that now the cat does.  Just like having another kid. ;D

It is very cute.  My daughter quits doing that now the cat does.  Just like having another kid. ;D



isn't that the truth! ;)




Erin :)

you have a toothache. :\'(

My cat does that, too.  Usually when I am using the facilities.  I have about a half inch gap at the bottom of the door and there will be a paw coming through.  Sometimes two paws.  A couple of times there were two paws and an ear.  I am still trying to figure out how he managed that one.


LOL! you made me LOL! That's... rare

you have a kankersore... or however you spell it

...your knew starts to throb and no matter what you do it hurts

you have a kankersore... or however you spell it

Dude - I have the remedy for Cankers!!

Wet the tip of you index finger, dip it in salt, and place salted finger directly on canker!

It will hurt like hell but after a few applications - and 1 day - they will be gone!!! ;D

Dude - I have the remedy for Cankers!!

Wet the tip of you index finger, dip it in salt, and place salted finger directly on canker!

It will hurt like hell but after a few applications - and 1 day - they will be gone!!! ;D



Thanks.. but I coulda done without the discouraging "hurts like hell" bit

Haha, try Alum...












....  :\'( Oh my god, that hurts...

Tastes pretty good, though. XD



mmmm... tasty

it rains all week

dYHIW....you hear a song that reminds you of your father who died 3 years ago and it makes you burst into tears  :\'(

Fate rubs salt in your wounds.

My sciatica comes back with a vengeance...and I have to take both Ultracet and Flexeril...

...your last 3 posts only say "penis"?  :-X

LOL! you made me LOL! That's... rare


I can't take the credit for that.  It was all the cat. :D

.....you are craving something sweet and there's nothing in the house!! >:(





Erin :)

you go online to talk to someone who's always on and they just happen to be gone... !!??

you go online to talk to someone who's always on and they just happen to be gone... !!??



you talking about Beth? I don't know where she is either!! LOL!




Erin :)

you talking about Beth? I don't know where she is either!! LOL!




Erin :)


... yes :-[  :) but... she's online

DYHIW...someone tells you to "let it go" yet they continue to bring up things you've done from the past to others (not talking about some people in here, I'm talking about a RL person)

its time for bed.  :(

My sciatica comes back with a vengeance...and I have to take both Ultracet and Flexeril...



Carlos is having the same problem.  :(




Cat

it's rains and pours and you have to go out and get wet but you know you don't want to. >:(

...you get sticked?

DYHIW you have to be a "grown-up" :(


Yes.

DYHIW the people you work with who are supposed to be adult act like a bunch of selfish children?

dyhiw you nearly have a car crash because someone else didn't give way at the Give Way line.

A bit further up the road she then moved across into my lane behind me and then followed me to a car park.  I was panicking a bit but she was just parking there to go into town.

DYHIW the people you work with who are supposed to be adult act like a bunch of selfish children?


Mwahahahaha...!!

They make up our entire workforce...!!

(How long 'til I retire again...?!!)

dyhiw you nearly have a car crash because someone else didn't give way at the Give Way line.

I'm convinced some people leave their brains in the boot when they get in their cars...

...but happy to hear you avoided the prang...

A bit further up the road she then moved across into my lane behind me and then followed me to a car park.  I was panicking a bit but she was just parking there to go into town.

If ever you feel uneasy about someone following you for any reason, go find the nearest Cop Shop and hang around outside there for a bit...

If ever you feel uneasy about someone following you for any reason, go find the nearest Cop Shop and hang around outside there for a bit...


Good advice, which I've done before.

My current car has doors which automatically lock as you drive off and stay locked until opened from the inside so I reckoned I was fairly safe staying put in my car for a minute or two whilst I looked for the woman.


I am beginning to get very stressed when driving because of all the idiots we have here. This morning I met a cyclist cycling towards me on my side of the road.  Earlier this week I drove towards a bunch of students some of whom were walking on the pavement and some in the road.  As I approached they all crossed the road to walk on the other side where there isn't a pavement at all so they could get out of my way!  Roll on Christmas I say

you have to fast and wait till sundown at 6:18pm to eat like a pig. :(

Yes.

DYHIW the people you work with who are supposed to be adult act like a bunch of selfish children?


It doesn't always happen at work, it happens online too.  ::)

DYHIW.....your listening to a good song, and then it starts to "buffer" all over the place

......You can't find a pen in the house.

......You can't find a pen in the house.


I reckon they run away to wherever it is socks disappear to

I reckon they run away to wherever it is socks disappear to

I'm beginning to think so.

... the lead breaks on a pencil while writing.

...you're addicted to the Internet?

DYHW Hubby is waiting for a phone call and you can't go on-line. How I hate dial-up.  >:(




Cat

DYHW Hubby is waiting for a phone call and you can't go on-line. How I hate dial-up.  >:(




Cat


Ohhhh that's soooo true, I get sick of having to go offline time and again to either wait for calls or make them. 

DYHIW..you have to work all day and have a headache:(

...the whole afternoon changes and other things are now planned.

...the whole afternoon changes and other things are now planned.


You moaning about it here now as well?

You'd better tell us why the plans have been changed then.

You moaning about it here now as well?

You'd better tell us why the plans have been changed then.
I finished at work early today, the AGM ended early and after a couple of glassses of wine, I had originally thought about going out to a few second hand bookshops, etc, but the winr had set in, so it was back home to relax.

I finished at work early today, the AGM ended early and after a couple of glassses of wine, I had originally thought about going out to a few second hand bookshops, etc, but the winr had set in, so it was back home to relax.
...could that be to much information?

I finished at work early today, the AGM ended early and after a couple of glassses of wine, I had originally thought about going out to a few second hand bookshops, etc, but the winr had set in, so it was back home to relax.


Too pissed to go shopping on a couple of glasses of wine?


Lightweight!!

...could that be to much information?


I don't know.

It might be too much information, though!!  ;)

Too pissed to go shopping on a couple of glasses of wine?


Lightweight!!
It was a slight matter of not much of food intake previous to the drinking

It was a slight matter of not much of food intake previous to the drinking


You're still a

Lightweight!!

You're still a
I prefered it was Cider than wine...

I prefered it was Cider than wine...


Huh?

In english please.

Huh?

In english please.
Please be gentle with my head please?

Please be gentle with my head please?


Shall I SHOUT at you?  Would that make it feel better??  :D

Shall I SHOUT at you?  Would that make it feel better??  :D
Just be gentle, softly spoken and I will be right back

Just be gentle, softly spoken and I will be right back


okay

dyhiw

Your boss seems to be having trouble typing his e-mails.  I've tried reading one three times and i still can't make sense of all of it!

dyhiw

Your boss seems to be having trouble typing his e-mails.  I've tried reading one three times and i still can't make sense of all of it!
Yes.

...you stab your boss in the head and you may have ruined your best knife?

DYHIW...there's something on TV you want to see but it's on cable and you don't have cable :(

DYHW you run the anti-virus scan and everything is SOOOOOO SLLLLLOOOOOOOWWWWWW.  How I hate dial-up!  >:(





Cat

DYHW you run the anti-virus scan and everything is SOOOOOO SLLLLLOOOOOOOWWWWWW.  How I hate dial-up!  >:(





Cat
...on Broadband, it is still fractionally slower, but it still does the job.

When it rains all week and a not a peek of sun in sight. :(

DYHW you run the anti-virus scan and everything is SOOOOOO SLLLLLOOOOOOOWWWWWW.  How I hate dial-up!  >:(


It's the same if you have high-speed...

It's usually too slow for me to use, unless I pause the scan.

When it rains all week and a not a peek of sun in sight. :(


Aww! :\'( Rain for a week... I feel sorry for you lot who have horrible winter weather. 
I don't know what real cold is.  I'm in So. Cal. 8)

...you try your hardest for someone to try and impress them and they continually treat you like sh*t and moan at you for the slightest little thing?

...the needle sticks on your record  :P

...the needle sticks on your record  :P


yeah, that sucks-that sucks-that sucks-that sucks-that sucks-that sucks-that sucks-that sucks-that sucks(THUD!) that sucks eggs!  :D

....everyone in the house is asleep except you and you are VERY bored!! :-\\






Erin :)

...the needle sticks on your record  :P
It has been a long while since a needle has stuck on a record for me.

...you turn on the radio to get the match preview, and they start playing a load of crap songs!  >:(

....everyone in the house is asleep except you and you are VERY bored!! :-\\






Erin :)



exactly what it's like here... maybe I should start sleeping at five in the morning

...you're waiting for the match to start and that pre-match hour feels like a pre-match 5 hours?!  :-\\

.... you're trying to read but you can't because your eyes won't stop watering?

...you're in the bathroom and someone keeps calling you?

...you're in the bathroom and someone keeps calling you?
...you are just in any other room and someone keeps calling you?

...you're in the bathroom and someone keeps calling you?



Or when you're on the toilet and someone calls you. >:(

  I share that space ^with the cats so it is most uncomfortable to be in that place knowing what is going to happen.

You share your bathroom...with the cats?

Yes. They have their box on the floor of that place...duh. My cats are not in movies with B. Stiller for "your cat flushes"? jokes to be reality for my pets.

Oh, I see. 

Don't you hate it when you have to explain yourself more than once because people misunderstand what you are saying??
After while I stop repeating myself...

when meats gets stuck between your teeth.

^I'd really hate that, as I'm now vegetarian. ;)
  But I wasn't in  my younger years so I do understand....
although, honestly, popcorn kernels are much more bothersome!

when meats gets stuck between your teeth.



I hate that too so that's why I floss morning & night.

Same can be said about leafy green vegetables.

Same can be said about leafy green vegetables.


Spinach does that to me.

Some solicitor keeps calling and won't leave a message. I'm not picking up the damn phone either.

Dangit, just answer the bloody phone!!!!

It's me!


Then leave ME a message  :P

....WELCOME TO MY LIFE ;D ;D

DYHIW you come to the realization that it's time to do something that you've been avoiding for a few years and what you have to do is going to hurt someone deeply :-\\



...yes

When construction messes up traffic? Well, pardon me. When construction messes up traffic worse than it already is.  ::)

When people think they're going to get attention by leaving raunchy comments over anywhere.  Talk about being a comment whore.  ;D

.. You can't get any sleep. No matter what you do.

When people don't know when to shut up. Enough already. >:(

.. You can't get any sleep. No matter what you do.


I really hate that.  :-\\

I really hate that.  :-\\


Tell me about it.

It comes in cycles with me.. usually if i am worrying about stuff i just can't sleep. Of course, it's easy to say just don't think about it. It's hard not to.

Tell me about it.

It comes in cycles with me.. usually if i am worrying about stuff i just can't sleep. Of course, it's easy to say just don't think about it. It's hard not to.

So true.

... you wake up and don't wanna get out of bed but have to.  :-\\

DYHIW...People take this game too seriously and get paranoid that you're talking about them and make snide comments ruining the game

Same here....I usually just go with it and try to get something productive done rather than tossing and turning....one year, hubby woke up at 2:30 am to find me not in bed....when he found me, I was downstairs putting up the Christmas tree (it was early December)....another time I was scrubbing the grout in the kitchen floor tile :D


Any time you're not sleeping you can come and stay at my house.  The mop is in the cupboard in the utility!  ;)

Any time you're not sleeping you can come and stay at my house.  The mop is in the cupboard in the utility!  ;)


Mine next  ;D :D

dyhiw

the vending machine short changes you

When an idiot sticks her foot in her mouth.  ;D

dyhiw

the vending machine short changes you


Did you kick it?

Did you kick it?


I should have done but there were some other people around

I should have done but there were some other people around


Only tosser students.

Only tosser students.


yep but they pay the bills

dyhiw a thread title reminds you of an awful song and it won't go away

DYHIW...you were in a good mood and then someone sends you a message which makes you in a bad mood  >:(

Some solicitor keeps calling and won't leave a message. I'm not picking up the damn phone either.


If I can see by my call display that it's a solicitor calling me, I answer the phone in a deep voice and pretend to be someone else ...

"Hello Frank's Slaughterhouse.  We kill 'em, then grill 'em.  How can I help you today"
or
"Hello.  Bob's ass waxing service.  If you got the time, we'll make you shine.  How can I help you today?"

;D

...a quiz is posted when you're nowhere near the puter, and all the songs you know are figured out by the time you finally get to see the quiz?? :o :-[

The girlfriend's parents think they suspect something

DYHIW...People take this game too seriously and get paranoid that you're talking about them and make snide comments ruining the game


100 percent with ya there on that one, buddy.  ;)

DYHIW...everybody you meet today seems to be in a pissy mood (it's probably because of the full moon)

DYHIW someone keeps making blank dedications on your favorite online radio station...

They got put in the Dedication Hall Of Shame for being a Dedication Whore. 

AND

DYHIW its the middle of October and you are STILL wearing shorts.... :o

DYHIW- You run out out of tape :D

...a quiz is posted when you're nowhere near the puter, and all the songs you know are figured out by the time you finally get to see the quiz?? :o :-[

...and it's happened again, I just realized. >:(

dyhiw

you get the feeling people are bringing arguments from other messageboards to this one?

DYHIW- You run out out of tape :D

...or if you run out of something else for that matter. :-\\

...YWN blocks your post?

you go and kiss your girlfriend and she has candy corn breath :P

you go and kiss your girlfriend and she has candy corn breath :P




that's better than garlic breath! ;)



Erin :)

DYHIW...Hurricaine Wilma is headed for FL and are concerned about your cousin and some friends down there  :(

Awwww...you will be gorgeous anyway!

DYHIW the dog finds your other halfs glasses and chews the ever loving sh*t out of them!  >:( >:(  I could have throttled him this morning! 

DYHW... You can smell paint fumes and it makes you ill.

that's better than garlic breath! ;)



Erin :)



No it isn't.Have you ever kissed your boyfriend with such smelly breath that it turned you away?

When something you post gets deleted while you're away.

No it isn't.Have you ever kissed your boyfriend with such smelly breath that it turned you away?



yes, infact..I won't kiss my husband after he has a chew...he has to brush his teeth LOTS first! ;)

DYHIW.....your cable crashes JUST as you're paying for your World Series Tickets ? >:( >:(


That sucks. 

lemme guess, you are rooting for the Sox?  I just can't bring myself to root for them.

... your best online friend suddenly hates you

...When dominic posts about such crap  ::)

...When dominic posts about such crap  ::)


beth helped!

...you plan to go out and it is raining?

...your internet service decides it wants to play up.  >:(

...your internet service decides it wants to play up.  >:(
Give it a kick!

...You want to sit and do nothing all day, but you have work  :(

...You want to sleep all day but you have to study  :-\\

...You want to sleep all day but you have to study  :-\\


totally!

...you get up to go to the toilet, but then when you get there nothing happens  >:(

...when a song comes on the radio (Ghost in You - Psychedelic Furs) and it makes you burst into tears, because it makes you think of someone from high school you liked.

...you're trying to style your hair but it seems to have a mind of its own! 

people take up too much time on the bus asking questions to the damn bus driver. >:(

DYHIW someone close to you, lies to you.

should have expected it though-(shouldn't have expected anything but lies from her-she is french)

... you sit on a toilet seat, and for some strange reason... it's sticky?

... you sit on a toilet seat, and for some strange reason... it's sticky?
Errr... too much information?

Errr... too much information?



;D


maybe

(shouldn't have expected anything but lies from her-she is french)


Ah yes, let's all bash the French  ::)

Ya know..

I love the North American hatred of the French. I've never liked the bastards but i tell ya, you guys hate em so much i'm making it an obligation to stick up for them.

I didn't know you were at my house ??? ;D


oh, I shouldn't have made it so obvious  ;D


You know nothing! Guess I'll find my way back home now....

..when you act like a bit of a Nark

..when you act like a bit of a Nark



what have you been smoking? I'm gonna call the cops on you! (My randomness of the day)

... you sit on a toilet seat, and for some strange reason... it's sticky?


Or when the seat has pee on it. :P

DYHW everything seems to go on the fritz at the same time?  >:(




Cat

your girlfriend can't make it cause her friend's dog passed away but that's ok there's always next week. :)

You drop your bowl of ice cream  :\'(

You drop your bowl of ice cream  :\'(



yes!

You have a song from a TV commercial stuck in your head

Ah yes, let's all bash the French  ::)

Ya know..

I love the North American hatred of the French. I've never liked the bastards but i tell ya, you guys hate em so much i'm making it an obligation to stick up for them.


LMAO!!!  ;D

...you start your day by finding a mouse in a trap  :P

Ah yes, let's all bash the French  ::)

Ya know..

I love the North American hatred of the French. I've never liked the bastards but i tell ya, you guys hate em so much i'm making it an obligation to stick up for them.


I don't believe I've ever known a French person...

They're not really that bad, are they?  I keep hearing that they're arrogant, but it could just be a false stereotype.

I don't believe I've ever known a French person...

They're not really that bad, are they?  I keep hearing that they're arrogant, but it could just be a false stereotype.


If my French teacher was anything to go by .  ;D