My fellow comrades, I'm afraid to report to you today that our way of life and the values we hold true and deer are currently under attack, and I sense that one of you is a rat who is part of this menace, maybe even more of you.

We must acknowledge that as consumers of only pure and delectable varieties of pizza, we can only coexist with other consumers of pure and delectable varieties of pizza, including consumers of cheese pizza, pepperoni pizza, mushroom pizza, sausage pizza, Canadian bacon pizza, or those like myself that enjoy a mixture of multiple pure and delectable toppings.

But as of recently, we are facing a menace of individuals whom enjoy a truly impure and unclean variety of pizza of whom we truly cannot coexist with. These are people who enjoy pineapple as a pizza topping. Pineapple is truly impure and unclean as a pizza topping, absolutely blasphemous that it be marketed as a pizza topping at all. This type of pizza may be disguised as "Hawaiian Pizza", or they may try to lure you in by telling you about how nicely the sweet balances the saltiness, but don't be fooled. Any enjoyment of this pizza variety is truly blasphemous.

Pizza must only be eaten in pure and delectable form. These individuals are a threat to our society, they will try to lure you in so you can become one of their impure species. This shall not stand, we must defend what's moral and what's right, we must ban this disgracefulness, we must bug our Congressmen to introduce law declaring that Pineapple on pizza is illegal, and any consumption of this impure unclean pizza variety will get you 40 years in the dungeon. We must stand up for what's right and what's moral, will you join me?
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Lol

https://brobible.files.wordpress.com/2017/11/pizza-on-pineapple.jpg?quality=90

How about pizza on pineapple? hihihi

I don't think there's anything wrong with pineapple on pizza, I would like to try it one day.

Chicken doesn't belong on pizza either.  8-P

In recent years pizza has become a catchall for any and all "toppings" as people seek new "fusion" cuisines. 

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I say we ban all pizza for good measure.

I say we ban all pizza for good measure.
Your like the only person I know who hates pizza.

I like Hawaiian pizza WITH pineapple. I may well go to Hell ... but I still like it. Of course, you are dealing with a person whose favourite  (yes, I meant to spell it like that) pizza is Pizza Hut's classic cheese pizza with thin and crispy crust.  I hate change!

Chicken doesn't belong on pizza either.  8-P

In recent years pizza has become a catchall for any and all "toppings" as people seek new "fusion" cuisines.


You know what doesn't belong on pizza? When they use different foods to put on the crust of the pizzas.

Your like the only person I know who hates pizza.


I love pizza but there are some things that don't belong on a pizza.

I love pizza but there are some things that don't belong on a pizza.
True

True


When they add stuffed crust on a pizza such as "hamburger or frank" stuffed crust.

http://cookdiary.net/wp-content/uploads/images/Hamburger_Pizza.jpg

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When they add stuffed crust on a pizza such as "hamburger or frank" stuffed crust.

http://cookdiary.net/wp-content/uploads/images/Hamburger_Pizza.jpg

https://cdn.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/9zrcKRK61Jw9JjVUVkN-AKqM0CA=/170x0:596x320/1200x800/filters:focal(170x0:596x320)/cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_image/image/46512486/hotdogbites.0.0.jpg


http://www.quickmeme.com/img/ef/ef427da88aefa1ee2d997748e9fc39503457312a5565255d3ec9ecadd0c4df8e.jpg

It's equally as bad as well done steak!  :o

You know what doesn't belong on pizza? When they use different foods to put on the crust of the pizzas.


Cheese stuffed crust is ok, but hamburgers and that is not good.

I do like ham and pineapple pizza

Cheese stuffed crust is ok, but hamburgers and that is not good.

I do like ham and pineapple pizza


I think I might want to try cheese stuffed crust.

He-He!!

I have not tried pineapple pizza is it that bad?  :-\\

I have not tried pineapple pizza is it that bad?  :-\\
It is delicious!

I have not tried pineapple pizza is it that bad?  :-\\


Not just pineapple - ham is the usual meat to have with it. Mixed peppers works as well

Not just pineapple - ham is the usual meat to have with it. Mixed peppers works as well
Onions too?

It is delicious!


I might try it one day.

Onions too?


onions is good on a pizza.

When they add stuffed crust on a pizza such as "hamburger or frank" stuffed crust.

http://cookdiary.net/wp-content/uploads/images/Hamburger_Pizza.jpg

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Classic Yellow, is that like mustard?

About 20-25 years ago, there was a local grocery store that had "pizza Fridays" where they made fresh pizzas. I would go in and see all of the toppings they had and since they didn't have those little fishies that I hate, I would tell them that I wanted one with EVERYTHING! So, as they are making my pizza and putting the ingredients on, they kept asking me, "Do you want ___?" I would say, "EVERYTHING!" "Do you want ____?" What part of EVERYTHING don't you understand. They would do that EVERY TIME!!!!


Cat

About 20-25 years ago, there was a local grocery store that had "pizza Fridays" where they made fresh pizzas. I would go in and see all of the toppings they had and since they didn't have those little fishies that I hate, I would tell them that I wanted one with EVERYTHING! So, as they are making my pizza and putting the ingredients on, they kept asking me, "Do you want ___?" I would say, "EVERYTHING!" "Do you want ____?" What part of EVERYTHING don't you understand. They would do that EVERY TIME!!!!


Cat
Oh how I wish I could eat everything!

Classic Yellow, is that like mustard?


Yes it's the regular mustard.

Classic Yellow, is that like mustard?


As a kid from New "Yowk," I was taught that you put ketchup on hamburgers and mustard on hot dogs. I HATED hot dogs. As I got older, I realized that it wasn't the hot dogs I hated but the mustard. Now, I put ketchup on hot dogs and I like them. I know people from New "Yowk" think that it is sacrilegious to put ketchup on hot dogs but I don't care. These are the same people who put ketchup on eggs & mashed potatoes.


Cat

When i was younger i put mustard on my hamburger.  8-P

When i was younger i put mustard on my hamburger.  8-P


Hey don't feel bad I put mayo on mine.

Hey don't feel bad I put mayo on mine.

Mayo on a burger might work...

When i was younger i put mustard on my hamburger.  8-P



Mayo on a burger might work...


Aw c'mon - a burger needs ketchup and mustard and mayo - nice and gooey!    ;)  :D  ;D

Mayo on a burger might work...


I also put blue cheese on mine too.

Aw c'mon - a burger needs ketchup and mustard and mayo - nice and gooey!    ;)  :D  ;D


You put it on together?

Aw c'mon - a burger needs ketchup and mustard and mayo - nice and gooey!    ;)  :D  ;D

That sauce created does have a name.

That sauce created does have a name.

Yes it does they sell it at supermarkets I just cant remember the name

Yes it does they sell it at supermarkets I just cant remember the name


I'm trying to figure out the name myself.

I'm trying to figure out the name myself.
Can it be something like 'Thousand Islands'?

Can it be something like 'Thousand Islands'?


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https://static.meijer.com/Media/000/21000/0002100004933_1_A1C1_0600.png
...and the ingredients are?

...and the ingredients are?


mayonnaise
ketchup.
sweet pickle relish.
finely diced onion
minced garlic
kosher salt

mayonnaise
ketchup.
sweet pickle relish.
finely diced onion
minced garlic
kosher salt
That could be the one?

That could be the one?


Yes, I believe it is.

Can't believe I am JUST seeing this thread....

A Testament to how barely I am active on this site recently :-\\

Anyways, ENOUGH with this debate on pineapple on pizza or not;

THIS IS THE ONLY PIZZA THAT MATTERS

https://feelingfoodish.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/Pizza-sauce.jpg


-8pCMoL_b_s


You simply can't stump the NY Slice ;)

Inb4 Californian's with their Pineapple on Pizza get triggered ;D

Can't believe I am JUST seeing this thread....

A Testament to how barely I am active on this site recently :-\\

Anyways, ENOUGH with this debate on pineapple on pizza or not;

THIS IS THE ONLY PIZZA THAT MATTERS

https://feelingfoodish.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/Pizza-sauce.jpg


-8pCMoL_b_s


You simply can't stump the NY Slice ;)

Inb4 Californian's with their Pineapple on Pizza get triggered ;D
You did read the bottom line of the original posting?

I love pizza.

There's no better feeling in the world than a warm pizza box in your lap

There's no better feeling in the world than a warm pizza box in your lap


It's so delicious.

When life gives you lemons, sell them and buy a pineapple.

When life gives you lemons, sell them and buy a pineapple.


How about lemons on a pizza?

:-\\
How about lemons on a pizza?


That's different,  ;D

:-\\
That's different,  ;D


Lemon pizza sounds pretty tasty.

Lemon pizza sounds pretty tasty.
I do not think I give a go.

:-\\
That's different,  ;D
Not my taste

I do not think I give a go.


You'd have the sour and salty together in one bite.

You'd have the sour and salty together in one bite.
Try it and see?

I'm not a fan, let's just say that!  ::)

You'd have the sour and salty together in one bite.


That would be too pungent tasting...yuck. 8-P

Am I the only one who actually likes pineapple on pizza? It's really good!

Try it and see?


some other time.

some other time.
Exactly my thoughs.

I'm not a fan, let's just say that!  ::)
Vegetables can be had on pizza too!

Vegetables can be had on pizza too!


I love Vegetable Pizza.

I love Vegetable Pizza.
A healthier choice, no dodgy meat involved?

A healthier choice, no dodgy meat involved?


No but quite delicious.

No but quite delicious.
I avoid Pepperoni now.

I avoid Pepperoni now.


I avoid anchovies.

I avoid anchovies.
I have never liked them, in fact any sea food of that nature.

Today is...

,,,National Pizza Party Day!

What is pizza without a pizza cutter?

Today is...

,,,National Pizza Party Day!


I had a Lunchables that contained mini pizzas for a snack.

Friday night is Pizza Night!

Friday night is Pizza Night!


Will you be having pineapple pizza?

No pineapples on pizza, they’re delicious otherwise.

No pineapples on pizza, they’re delicious otherwise.


You haven't had them on pizza?

You haven't had them on pizza?
I had a vegetarian pizza yesterday, but we forgot the pineapples!

Pineapple on Pizza used to be a big thing in the late 80s, 90s, and early 2000s, but I found it to be awful.

The tomato sauce on most pizzas is sweet enough. Pineapples are not needed on a pizza. It’s not a pizza anymore when you put things like pineapple, chocolate swirl, and ham on it.

Pineapple on Pizza used to be a big thing in the late 80s, 90s, and early 2000s, but I found it to be awful.

The tomato sauce on most pizzas is sweet enough. Pineapples are not needed on a pizza. It’s not a pizza anymore when you put things like pineapple, chocolate swirl, and ham on it.


Pizza is better when it has pepperoni or meatballs on it.

Pizza is better when it has pepperoni or meatballs on it.


I’ve never seen meatballs on a pizza until just now after you mentioned it.

Pepperoni, extra cheese, sausage, or vegetables are all better than a regular cheese pizza, if you ask me.

I’ve never seen meatballs on a pizza until just now after you mentioned it.

Pepperoni, extra cheese, sausage, or vegetables are all better than a regular cheese pizza, if you ask me.


Have you seen anchovies on a pizza?

Have you seen anchovies on a pizza?


Not up close, but I’ve seen them on a pizza online.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5K87olNFyIA

Pizza is better when it has pepperoni or meatballs on it.
Hawaiian Pizza worked us up a treat over the last weekend.

Hawaiian Pizza worked us up a treat over the last weekend.


How was it?

How was it?
Very delicious!