Yoko Ono
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bfZvHuh7wKM

'Nuff said.

You win

Say what you will, but the 1981 hit Walking on Thin Ice by Yoko Ono is a dance classic.  It was the last thing John Lennon worked on before his passing.  Other than that, anything else Yoko did wasn't really all that good.  When Lennon was shot, they were on their way back from the final reecording of the song.  He was holding a tape of the final mix.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VS5p345HBIM

Yoko Ono


'Nuff said.


where are the lyrics?

'Walking On Thin Ice' actually has a Bjorkesque quality. I enjoyed it.

The artist I think has no business singing is Kylie Minogue. She only got as far as she did in music due to 'Neighbours'.

Can't get much worse than Yoko.

I have to remember that this topic is for ""Artists" that have no business singing", not "Artists I can't stand and I wish didn't sing" 

Can't get much worse than Yoko.

I have to remember that this topic is for ""Artists" that have no business singing", not "Artists I can't stand and I wish didn't sing" 


Yes it can!

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Uggghh! I wish he had never murdered that song! :P I want cut off my ears so I don't have to listen to him shrieking.  It doesn't take much talent to shriek.

And I loved Adam's version.  Guess it is all a matter of taste. 

And I loved Adam's version.  Guess it is all a matter of taste.

Agreed.  I adore Adam.  He has a good voice and is a nice person. 

'Walking On Thin Ice' actually has a Bjorkesque quality. I enjoyed it.

The artist I think has no business singing is Kylie Minogue. She only got as far as she did in music due to 'Neighbours'.


I liked her music when she sung "Locomotion".

I liked her music when she sung "Locomotion".

I like Kylie  :P

Kylie Minogue is one of my favourite singers.  I have nearly all of her albums, a bunch of 12" singles, and some rare albums only available through import.  She is a good singer in my books!

And I loved Adam's version.  Guess it is all a matter of taste.


That's true.  But I happen to think that Adam got way more credit than he should have gotten.

That's true.  But I happen to think that Adam got way more credit than he should have gotten.


And I thought he was awesome.  He sounds great singing Queen songs and that is not something I say lightly.  Most people can't and shouldn't try to cover Queen.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07P538K83iU&feature=kp

Why would you put anything in your butt? Did Eddie Murphy do a good job as a singer?

Kylie Minogue is one of my favourite singers.  I have nearly all of her albums, a bunch of 12" singles, and some rare albums only available through import.  She is a good singer in my books!

This is awesome!  :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07P538K83iU&feature=kp

Why would you put anything in your butt? Did Eddie Murphy do a good job as a singer?


He didn't have that good of a voice but this song was catchy...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDbpzjbXUZI

People like Lou Reed, Bob Dylan, Keith Richards...didn't have great singing voices, but they certainly were popular.  Some (not me) might say they had no business singing.


And I loved Adam's version.  Guess it is all a matter of taste. 



I don't know who he is but he did a decent job with the song "Mad World"  Not bad.

Me.

Why would you put anything in your butt? Did Eddie Murphy do a good job as a singer?


Eddie Murphy is a great singer.  That song came from a comedy album, so it's not supposed to be taken seriously.
And you have to put atleast toilet paper in your butt, otherwise you'd get poop all over your underwear :P

He didn't have that good of a voice but this song was catchy...

I liked Party All The Time.

Rodney Dangerfield was a comedian, this song is fun and he uses his comedy bits in this video.


I am a bit confused.  The topic of this thread suggests singers who you think should not sing, but you say you like that song, which means you think Rodney should have sang it

And you have to put atleast toilet paper in your butt, otherwise you'd get poop all over your underwear :P

;D

I am a bit confused.  The topic of this thread suggests singers who you think should not sing, but you say you like that song, which means you think Rodney should have sang it


Maybe I was wrong.

'Walking On Thin Ice' actually has a Bjorkesque quality. I enjoyed it.

The artist I think has no business singing is Kylie Minogue. She only got as far as she did in music due to 'Neighbours'.
Kylie is an excellent singer that has shown of the decades in the charts.

One artist who should not sing what so ever!

Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds by William Shatner

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-yy2URAYqU

One artist who should not sing what so ever!

Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds by William Shatner





God, that's awful ;D

One artist who should not sing what so ever!

Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds by William Shatner



How about his Star Trek counterpart: Leonard Nimoy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGF5ROpjRAU

One artist who should not sing what so ever!

Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds by William Shatner


Okay, WTF was that?

How about his Star Trek counterpart: Leonard Nimoy.


Okay that's enough of whatever the hell that was?

How about his Star Trek counterpart: Leonard Nimoy.



;D

William Shatner's song was FRIGHTENING!
But I kind of like Leonard Nimoy's song (hey, it's cheerful!).

Kylie is an excellent singer that has shown of the decades in the charts.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CF2o5RDkq9A


Gnesa has no business singing whatsoever!  :o

:P

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CF2o5RDkq9A


Gnesa has no business singing whatsoever!  :o

:P


Sounds tone deaf---I don't think I'm any worse so that means I have a chance of making it on YouTube.  :P

Gnesa has no business singing whatsoever!  :o

:P


Absolute garbage like this has 4 million views on youtube?   
Just goes to show again that # of views on youtube means nothing. In fact the more views any recent song (last 10 years or so) has on youtube, the more it probably sucks, or the greater chance I will hate it.

Sounds like Steve Urkel. I'm embarrassed for her...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfVsfOSbJY0

Sounds tone deaf---I don't think I'm any worse so that means I have a chance of making it on YouTube.  :P


but can you sing like her?

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Here's someone who really has no business "singing" if you can call what he does singing?

William Shatner's song was FRIGHTENING!
But I kind of like Leonard Nimoy's song (hey, it's cheerful!).



Totally agree on both points. But the dancing in the L.N. video just cracks me up.  :D ;D ;D ;D



Cat

Sounds like Steve Urkel. I'm embarrassed for her...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfVsfOSbJY0

I agree!

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Here's someone who really has no business "singing" if you can call what he does singing?

People actually liked this guy.  :-\\  No I did not.

People actually liked this guy.  :-\\  No I did not.


:-\\  I didn't like him either.

Absolute garbage like this has 4 million views on youtube?   
Just goes to show again that # of views on youtube means nothing. In fact the more views any recent song (last 10 years or so) has on youtube, the more it probably sucks, or the greater chance I will hate it.


The 4 million views are probably her beauty,not her singing. They're just trying to be nice.

Sounds like Steve Urkel. I'm embarrassed for her...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfVsfOSbJY0


and would you believe Kat she made 2 more hits but the last one was so-so.

She sounds like a robotic Steve Urkel. :P

Here's someone who really has no business "singing" if you can call what he does singing?

He also made a Christmas album.

He also made a Christmas album.


Yeah I know.  He covered Achy Breaky Heart.  :P

Yeah I know.  He covered Achy Breaky Heart.  :P


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ubqcT_sIBos&feature=kp

;D

;D


Ooh such noise! :P

Ooh such noise! :P


I wonder if Billy Ray liked William's version?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UAJEbuTBodI

Pee Wee Herman sings "Surfin Bird".

;D

I wonder if Billy Ray liked William's version?

I'm sure Billy liked the attention that it probably got Billy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UAJEbuTBodI

Pee Wee Herman sings "Surfin Bird".

;D

;D

Pee Wee Herman sings "Surfin Bird".

;D


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I liked it even better when Peter Griffin from Family Guy sang it.  :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwTZ2xpQwpA

This is Tay Zonday, he's singing "Chocolate Rain" he's an American singer, musician, announcer, voice artist, actor, comedian and YouTube personality.

I'm glad no-one has mentioned La Toya Jackson yet. Her vocals are dubious but she more than makes up for that with star-persona and attitude. I think she's great but she almost always turns up on lists like these.  :-\\

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Pee Wee Herman sings "Surfin Bird".

;D


Say what you will about that version, but it was a Top 40 hit here in Canada.  In his defense, he was not a singer.  He did that as a novelty song with no intent to be taken seriously as a singer

Apparently, everyone was just banging away to their own beats but I'm surprised nobody told her to STFU, stormed out, or dragged her away. I lmao whenever I watch this clip.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYqCpvzXGTE

Apparently, everyone was just banging away to their own beats but I'm surprised nobody told her to STFU, stormed out, or dragged her away. I lmao whenever I watch this clip.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYqCpvzXGTE


What everyone didn't know was that Yoko had stuck her finger in an electrical socket for 7 minutes and couldn't get it out. 
:P

At 1:06 you can see Paul is looking how to unplug her mike.

This song is responsible for the Beatles breakup  ;)

I wonder if Billy Ray liked William's version?


At least Billy Ray can sing.

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Apparently, everyone was just banging away to their own beats but I'm surprised nobody told her to STFU, stormed out, or dragged her away. I lmao whenever I watch this clip.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYqCpvzXGTE



That sounds worse than than a cat in heat.


Cat

That sounds worse than than a cat in heat.


Cat


Got that right---the title should be labelled "7 minutes...in hell". At least it wasn't on one of their albums  8-P  ;D

Got that right---the title should be labelled "7 minutes...in hell". At least it wasn't on one of their albums  8-P  ;D



I don't think I lasted a minute of listening.



Cat

Apparently, everyone was just banging away to their own beats but I'm surprised nobody told her to STFU, stormed out, or dragged her away. I lmao whenever I watch this clip.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYqCpvzXGTE


Ooh such noise.  She can't sing.

Say what you will about that version, but it was a Top 40 hit here in Canada.  In his defense, he was not a singer.  He did that as a novelty song with no intent to be taken seriously as a singer


So it was done in a comedic way?

Apparently, everyone was just banging away to their own beats but I'm surprised nobody told her to STFU, stormed out, or dragged her away. I lmao whenever I watch this clip.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYqCpvzXGTE



Damn, Why is she screaming?  :o

Got that right---the title should be labelled "7 minutes...in hell". At least it wasn't on one of their albums  8-P  ;D


;D

So it was done in a comedic way?


He's no Bruce Springsteen lol

Ooh such noise.  She can't sing.


after the 1 minute mark she sounds like she's choking up vomit.  ;D

I don't think I lasted a minute of listening.



Cat


I lasted 2 minutes.

I lasted 2 minutes.



You must have a higher tolerance to pain that I do.



Cat

You must have a higher tolerance to pain that I do.



Cat


I guess I do.

after the 1 minute mark she sounds like she's choking up vomit.  ;D


That's exactly how her listeners feel.  ;)

Ken Mansfield spoke at our church last night and this morning.  I should have gone last night, they had a question and answer period.  I could have asked him why he didn't "accidentally" push Yoko out a window or something. ;D

I lasted 2 minutes.


I don't think I even lasted that long.  :(

I don't think I even lasted that long.  :(


I actually managed to listen to the whole thing to see what would happen. It was seriously like going on a trip to hell. I really don't know what type of chemical balance Yucko Yoko Ono has. Anyway, those lads must be saints for having to put up with that (and I'm sure it was more than one occasion!).

That's exactly how her listeners feel.  ;)


and after the 3 minute mark, she sounds like she's creating a voodoo spell. ;D

I don't think I even lasted that long.  :(


just before I lasted 4 minutes.

I actually managed to listen to the whole thing to see what would happen. It was seriously like going on a trip to hell. I really don't know what type of chemical balance Yucko Yoko Ono has. Anyway, those lads must be saints for having to put up with that (and I'm sure it was more than one occasion!).


You listened to the whole thing, I'm surprised.  :o ;D

I actually managed to listen to the whole thing to see what would happen. It was seriously like going on a trip to hell. I really don't know what type of chemical balance Yucko Yoko Ono has. Anyway, those lads must be saints for having to put up with that (and I'm sure it was more than one occasion!).


:o Wow I'm impressed.  All she does is shreiks.  It doesn't take much talent to do that.

:o Wow I'm impressed.  All she does is shreiks.  It doesn't take much talent to do that.


But apparently she thinks it's a form of art  :-\\ and was still doing it in her 70s. Here's a clip to provide the proof...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HdZ9weP5i68

But apparently she thinks it's a form of art  :-\\ and was still doing it in her 70s. Here's a clip to provide the proof...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HdZ9weP5i68



Oh man, kill it before it grows.



Cat

:o Wow I'm impressed.  All she does is shreiks.  It doesn't take much talent to do that.


It takes a mouth and a lot of shaking.  ;D

Ken Mansfield spoke at our church last night and this morning.  I should have gone last night, they had a question and answer period.  I could have asked him why he didn't "accidentally" push Yoko out a window or something. ;D


or stuff her mouth with a sock.  ;D

But apparently she thinks it's a form of art  :-\\ and was still doing it in her 70s. Here's a clip to provide the proof...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HdZ9weP5i68


LMAO! What the hell is that?  ;D

But apparently she thinks it's a form of art  :-\\ and was still doing it in her 70s. Here's a clip to provide the proof...


Is that her singing or answering a mating call? ;D

Is that her singing or answering a mating call? ;D


I think John just rose back up and slapped her silly.  ;D

I think John just rose back up and slapped her silly.  ;D


John should have given her a clock upside her head to stop her from singing.  ;D

Yoko Ono has always frightened me.

Yoko Ono has always frightened me.


Me too.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9kgu71d81U


Here's more ^  ;D

John should have given her a clock upside her head to stop her from singing.  ;D


I definitely agree. ;D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9kgu71d81U


Here's more ^  ;D


lol @ chuck's face around 1:20. 
i feel bad that his performance got ruined by that pest. gee, i wonder why he didn't shake her hand at the end?!


(why, john...WHY?!!!)

lol @ chuck's face around 1:20. 
i feel bad that his performance got ruined by that pest. gee, i wonder why he didn't shake her hand at the end?!


(why, john...WHY?!!!)



We know that love is blind but I guess in John's case it is also deaf.


Cat

We know that love is blind but I guess in John's case it is also deaf.


Cat


Totally deaf.  I was wishing that someone would "accidentally" turn off the microphone.

Kylie Minogue is one of my favourite singers.  I have nearly all of her albums, a bunch of 12" singles, and some rare albums only available through import.  She is a good singer in my books!

She was in her 30's when she came out with Can't Get You Outta My Head and I liked the song. I don't know what she does now.

She was in her 30's when she came out with Can't Get You Outta My Head and I liked the song. I don't know what she does now.

She's still releasing music, it's just not as popular outside of Europe and Australia. 

She's still releasing music, it's just not as popular outside of Europe and Australia.

I could look that up on YT to hear, I don't keep up with music so much these days.

Here's more ^  ;D


My ears are bleeding! Can somebody please cut out her tongue and larnyx so she can't horrify us with her "singing?"?

lol @ chuck's face around 1:20. 
i feel bad that his performance got ruined by that pest. gee, i wonder why he didn't shake her hand at the end?!


(why, john...WHY?!!!)


Kat, I would've slapped her silly.

Totally deaf.  I was wishing that someone would "accidentally" turn off the microphone.


I was thinking that too.

My ears are bleeding! Can somebody please cut out her tongue and larynx so she can't horrify us with her "singing?"?


or just put her out of her misery.  ;D

Would you like more of her singing or whatever you call that "singing"?  ;D

or just put her out of her misery.  ;D

Would you like more of her singing or whatever you call that "singing"?  ;D


DON'T YOU DARE!!!! :P

or just put her out of her misery.  ;D





Someone should put her out of OUR misery.



Cat

Someone should put her out of OUR misery.



Cat


Exactly my thought Cat.  In fact I wouldn't wish death on anybody but in this case they should have burnt her with fire.  :o

Kat, I would've slapped her silly.


Why would you slap a woman?

DON'T YOU DARE!!!! :P


Ok I won't.

Someone should put her out of OUR misery.



Cat


jump off a bridge?  ;D

Why would you slap a woman?


her screaming of what she describes as "music". ::)

jump off a bridge?  ;D


Just don't give her a mike or an audience. That will do.

Just don't give her a mike or an audience. That will do.


she'll have them committed.

she'll have them committed.


That makes absolutely no sense, Howard.  What are you talking about?

That makes absolutely no sense, Howard.  What are you talking about?


I mean her screaming will have the audience go nuts and have them committed to a mental facility.

I mean her screaming will have the audience go nuts and have them committed to a mental facility.


But it made no sense in the context of Warped's response.  He is saying ignore her and she will go away, you don't have to slap her.

her screaming of what she describes as "music". ::)


But slapping her would be violence against women, which is not cool.  Just want to make sure you know that, because sometimes I am not sure ...

But slapping her would be violence against women, which is not cool.  Just want to make sure you know that, because sometimes I am not sure ...


Ok, sorry of what I said, I guess you must've thought I took it as a violence thing but this was something about her screaming.

Kelso from That 70s Show.  LMAO...one of the funniest clips.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JP87haWB4c

Kelso from That 70s Show.  LMAO...one of the funniest clips.



;D

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Pheobe's Greatest Hits!  :)  There are those things that are LOL funny and this is funny.  ;D

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Pheobe's Greatest Hits!  :)  There are those things that are LOL funny and this is funny.  ;D


lol @ chandler around 0:34

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Pheobe's Greatest Hits!  :)  There are those things that are LOL funny and this is funny.  ;D



I was thinking about this song and posting it here, but you beat me to it.  :D ;D ;D ;D



Cat

Kelso from That 70s Show.  LMAO...one of the funniest clips.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JP87haWB4c

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-vUF836m4o

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Pheobe's Greatest Hits!  :)  There are those things that are LOL funny and this is funny.  ;D


This was pretty funny!  ;D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-vUF836m4o


;D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-vUF836m4o


Actually, Eric's kinda got a good voice.  :-[

Money Can't Buy You Class---Luann de Lesseps (RHONY)  8-P
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kEDvlSAMhQU

Actually, Eric's kinda got a good voice.  :-[

I agree.  And Donna's isn't bad.  But Kelso and Hyde sound bad.

Money Can't Buy You Class---Luann de Lesseps (RHONY)  8-P
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kEDvlSAMhQU

I don't know why she's singing in auto-tune.  ::)

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Here are the 20 worst American Idol auditions.  :P
Oh GOD somebody shoot me before this gets any worse.  :P

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Here are the 20 worst American Idol auditions.  :P
Oh GOD somebody shoot me before this gets any worse.  :P


;D

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Here are the 20 worst American Idol auditions.  :P
Oh GOD somebody shoot me before this gets any worse.  :P


lol!

Apparently, everyone was just banging away to their own beats but I'm surprised nobody told her to STFU, stormed out, or dragged her away. I lmao whenever I watch this clip.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYqCpvzXGTE


I think that if Trey Parker and Matt Stone use you as South Park fodder then you must be doing something right.  :)

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I think that if Trey Parker and Matt Stone use you as South Park fodder then you must be doing something right.  :)



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