http://www.virginmedia.com/movies/movieextras/top10s/first-draft.php?ssid=1

Apparently this is something they are doing on Twitter... take a famous movie quote and write what you think the original first draft might have been.... my favs so far....


Jaws: I think we're gonna need a bigger boat!
"I think our fishing vessel is too small to handle the size of this shark!"


Crocodile Dundee: "That's not a knife/this is a knife"
"What you are holding is in fact a knife, but if you direct your attention towards me, you may find I have a larger knife."


Terminator: I'll be back!
"I'll return at a later time and date."


Back to the Future: Roads? We don't need roads!
"Where we're going, we don't need roads. The car can fly. That's why we don't need roads. Just get in, I'll show you."


Star Wars IV: May the force be with you.
"May the midichlorians be with you."

so here's mine...


Willy Wonka: Snozberry? Whoever heard of a snozberry?
"I have been all over the produce department and while there are plenty of oranges and bananas I have yet to come across something called a snozberry."

Go ahead make my day

"Please continue your present course of action, it pleases me and bring me much enjoyment."

" Go ahead, make my day!"

Proceed forward with your present action and I will enjoy the consequences immensley!

Go ahead make my day

"Please continue your present course of action, it pleases me and bring me much enjoyment."




;D




Goonies never say die!

"It would never occur to a Goonie to give up."

Go ahead make my day

"Please continue your present course of action, it pleases me and bring me much enjoyment."




Sorry Frank...for some reason I didn't see your post. We came up with a very similar interpretation (and wording).

Sorry Frank...for some reason I didn't see your post. We came up with a very similar interpretation (and wording).


Great minds think alike?



From The Godfather:

Make me an offer I can't refuse.

Put forth a potential proposal that I will find irrisistible and won't want to deny myself of.  :-\\

Great minds think alike?



From The Godfather:

Make me an offer I can't refuse.

Put forth a potential proposal that I will find irrisistible and won't want to deny myself of.   :-\\



;D  Nice one Patty...

" Here's looking at you, kid!"

You are as attractive as my favorite goat!  ;)

;D  That's an awesome one Peter.


From Gone with the wind:

Butterfly McQueen:

I don't know nothin' 'bout birthing no babies.

I find it unfortunate that I have never been trained to deliver infants.

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Clark Gable:

Frankly Scarlett, I don't give a damn!

Honestly, Miss O'Hara, Your recent actions towards me, have made me realize, that I could care less about your perdictament in life.

Sorry Frank...for some reason I didn't see your post. We came up with a very similar interpretation (and wording).

Great minds do think alike.

My Mama always said, 'Life was like a box of chocolates; you never know what you're gonna get.'"

Mother often told me that existence compares to a candy gift as there is uncertainty in selective choices.

Phone home!

Contact mother and father using a communications device from this primitive planet that has no feasible long distance service to.

Phone home!

Contact mother and father using a communications device from this primitive planet that has no feasible long distance service to.

Sounds like something Spock would say! ;D

"Show me the money!"

Please reveal to me the local currency used.

"Do you know what happens to a toad when it gets struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else!"

8-P

First draft: "Ever put a 9V battery on your tongue? Try 90,000 volts! *ZAP*"

Replaced with ultra lame line to prevent movie goers from putting 9V batteries on their tongues.

Ant

You Guys are awesome!!!!

Rocky: Yo Adrian!

first draft..... BITCH. Your ass better be home!

Buzz Lightyear: To infinity and beyond!

first draft

I am going to go a long way, a really, really long way, further than you can possibly imagine.  and then some more

Shane

Come back Shane.


Please don't leave Shane there is so much work to do on the ranch and we really need you plus I think you're really, really hot....please ignore the fact that I am a 7 year old boy.  ;D

The Tree Musketeers.

All for one...and one for all.

What we are about to do is very dangerous and I'm not going to die alone!

The Tree Musketeers.

All for one...and one for all.

What we are about to do is very dangerous and I'm not going to die alone!

;D

"I could have been somebody" On the Waterfront

I wouldn't have to hang around this 2 bit town with all you losers who aren't going anywhere.

Casablanca:

"Louis, I believe this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship."

"Hey Lou, you wanna hang out for a while, you know, get a few brewskis, maybe take in a movie or go crusin' for some chicks?"



Cat

Wizard of Oz

Toto, I don't think we're in Kansas anymore!

Dog, (yes I realize you won't be able to understand me, but I'm talking to you anyway since you are the only familiar thing around me at present,) Dog, I can only ascertain that we are no longer in the Topeka metropolis vicinity.

Gone With The Wind

" Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn!"

up yours!!!

Star Wars

" Luke (wheeze, wheeze)...I am your father!"

Luke, I find this difficult to say because I smoked far too much when I was younger ...but, you know how you don't know who your Dad is? Well some years back your Mom and I did the nasty ..... so I'm your Dad....surprize!!!

Star Wars

" Luke (wheeze, wheeze)...I am your father!"

Luke, I find this difficult to say because I smoked far too much when I was younger ...but, you know how you don't know who your Dad is? Well some years back your Mom and I did the nasty ..... so I'm your Dad....surprize!!!


more excellent ones!!!  good stuff.


Dirty Dancing

Nobody puts baby in a corner

I don't find the seating arrangements adequate for someone as refined as Ms. Hausman.

"If you build it, he will come"

"You stupid rebel. You screw up your life so badly that you ruin your crop, you drive to Boston and go back in time to the 70s, we have to bring back dozens of dead baseball  players just so you can play catch with your dad"