I was watching TV Land the other day, and they had the Top 100 TV quotes and catchphrases. Here are a few of my favorites. Add anymore you can think of.

"No Soup For You" ---Soup Nazi from Seinfeld
"Stifle"--Archie Bunker
"Oh, My Nose"-- Marcia Brady
"Nip It" --Barney Fife
"I Know Nothing"--Sgt. Shultz
"I Am Not A Crook"--Richard Nixon

"Mel, Kiss my grits"-Flo from Alice (My personal favorite)
"Golly, Sgt. Carter"-Gomer Pyle
"Whatchu talkin' about, Willis"-Arnold from Differ't Strokes
"AAAAAAAAY"-Fonzi from Happy Days
"Sit on it"-Happy Days
"Up your nose with a rubber hose"-Welcome Back Kotter


There are so many more. I'm sure I will come up with more later.



Cat

Woops, forgot to post the link. If anyone's interested.

http://www.tvland.com/originals/catchphrases/quotes.jhtml

Did I do that?? - Steve Urkel

"Nanoo Nanoo" - Mork (Mork and Mindy)
"I mean no place child" - Mary Jenkins (227)
"Ay oh, oh ay" - Tony Micelli (Who's the Boss)
"Well, Good Lord" - Thelma Harper (Mama's Family)
"Knock! Knock!" - Iola Boylan (Mama's Family)
"Coot! Coot! I love it!" - Roscoe P. Coltrane (The Dukes of Hazzard)
"Cut that Jibba Jabba" - B.A. Baracus (The A-Team)

"Well, Good Lord" - Thelma Harper (Mama's Family)



When I was watching Mama's Family every day after work, I actually caught myself saying "Good Lord!" alot... ::)

"Where's the beef" - Wendy's commercial

Dy-No-Mite-Jimmy "J.J" Walker from Good Times
I'm coming Elizabeth-Fred Sanford-Sanford & Son
The plane. The plane (or should it be The blane. The blane.)-Tattoo-Fantasy Island




Cat

"How Rude!"...Stephanie Tanner (Full House)
"You Nerdbomber!"..DJ Tanner (Full House)

"You Got It, Dude!" - Michelle Tanner (Full House)
"Trust Me, I Know What I'm Doing!" - Sledge Hammer
"Of course not, don't be ridiculous" - Balki Bartokomous (Perfect Strangers)
"Theng you vedy much" - Latka Gravas (Taxi)

Illogical-Spock-Star Trek
Make it so-Jean-Luc-TNG
Missed it by that much-Maxwell Smart-Get Smart
Would you believe....-Maxwell Smart-Get Smart



Cat

Some SNL quotes

Jane, you ignorant slut!
Candygram
Well, isn't that special
Could it be. . . Satan?
I'm Gumby dammit!

NORM!!!!!! - anyone sitting in Cheers

Some SNL quotes

Jane, you ignorant slut!
Candygram
Well, isn't that special
Could it be. . . Satan?
I'm Gumby dammit!



Well Jane, it just goes to show ya, it's always somethin'
Oh, that's different. Nevermind
We're two wild and crazy guys
Cheesebugga, cheesebugga, 4 chips. No Coke, Pepsi

And the biggest one of them all...


LIVE FROM NEW YORK, IT'S SATURDAY NIGHT!




Cat

Well Jane, it just goes to show ya, it's always somethin'
Oh, that's different. Nevermind
We're two wild and crazy guys
Cheesebugga, cheesebugga, 4 chips. No Coke, Pepsi

And the biggest one of them all...


LIVE FROM NEW YORK, IT'S SATURDAY NIGHT!




Cat

"You Like-a Da Juice?"
"More Cowbell"  (has to be my favorite)  ;D

"Lucy!!!"  I love it when Ricky Ricardo becomes ticked at her.  Just the tone in his voice is hysterical.

"De plane, de plane!!!  Tattoo from Fantasy Island

"Why sertinly!"  Curly from the Three Stooges

"Permission to cabbage patch"  The Drew Carey Show

OMG!! No Simpsons quotes yet?!?

"D'oh!!"- Homer
"Why you little-"- Homer
"Hi Everybody!!" - Dr. Nick
"Eat my shorts"- Bart
"Don't have a cow, man!" - Bart

OMG!! No Simpsons quotes yet?!?

"D'oh!!"- Homer
"Why you little-"- Homer
"Hi Everybody!!" - Dr. Nick
"Eat my shorts"- Bart
"Don't have a cow, man!" - Bart


"Ha ha!" - Nelson
"Mmm...beer..." - Homer

"Ha ha!" - Nelson
"Mmm...beer..." - Homer


"Okily Dokily" - Ned Flanders

"Smithers, who is that man?" - Mr. Burns
"Homer J. Simpson, sir!" - Smithers

"Smithers, Release the hounds" - Mr. Burns

"50 dollars and time served" - Judge Harold T. Stone (Night Court)
"Oooo-kay!" - Bull Shannon (Night Court)

"Sock It To Me"
"You Are The Weakest Link"
"How Sweet It Is"
"Book 'em Dano"
"Danger, Will Robinson"

"Sock It To Me"





I thought of that one last night but you beat me to it. Along those lines:

You bet your sweet bippy.
Here comes the judge
Look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls
Fickle Finger of Fate
Veeeerrrry interesting.
You wanna buy a dirty postcard?
Say good-night, Dick.



Cat

Probably only familiar to British ears...

'Get yer trousers on...you're nicked!' - Jack Regan (The Sweeney)

I thought of that one last night but you beat me to it. Along those lines:

You bet your sweet bippy.
Here comes the judge
Look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls
Fickle Finger of Fate
Veeeerrrry interesting.
You wanna buy a dirty postcard?
Say good-night, Dick.



Cat

I didn't realize there were so many, until now! Those are all great.

Probably only familiar to British ears...

'Get yer trousers on...you're nicked!' - Jack Regan (The Sweeney)

Yep, you're right!  ;D

"Marsha, Marsha, Marsha"  Jane on The Brady Bunch

"Believe It, Or Not."  Ripley's Believe It Or Not  (But it's only cool when Jack Palance says it!!)

Oh, nutty fudgekins!!  Marge Simpson

"Okily Dokily" - Ned Flanders

"Smithers, who is that man?" - Mr. Burns
"Homer J. Simpson, sir!" - Smithers

"Smithers, Release the hounds" - Mr. Burns

Mr. Burns also said "Excellent!" frequently.

Thank you, come again- Apu

Probably only familiar to British ears...

'Get yer trousers on...you're nicked!' - Jack Regan (The Sweeney)


Another Brits only one I suspect.


"Live from Norwich, it's the quiz of the week!"

"This is Gene Wood, speaking for Family Feud.  A Mark Goodson Television Production"

"Here's your first subject ... go!" - Dick Clark (The $25,000 Pyramid)

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"Lordy, Lordy, Lordy, Lordy" - Jack Tripper (Three's Company)
"Shepherd to Lost Sheep" - Jesse Duke (The Dukes of Hazzard)
"Yeeeee-haaawwww" - Bo Duke (The Dukes of Hazzard)
"I may be crazy, but I ain't dumb" - Cooter Davenport (The Dukes of Hazzard)
"Possum on a gumbush" - Enos Straite (The Dukes of Hazzard)
"Buzzard on a buzzsaw" - Cletus Hogg (The Dukes of Hazzard)
"Don'cha know" - Bobby's Mom (Bobby's World)
"Exxxxxactly!" - Jack Dalton (MacGyver)
"I don't have to take this!  I'm going home" - Steve Urkel (Family Matters)
"Enos, you dipstick!" - Sherrif Roscoe P. Coltrane (The Dukes of Hazzard)
"Are you threatening me?" - Sheriff Roscoe P. Coltrane (The Dukes of Hazzard)
"Alright, Freeeeeeeeze!" - Sherrif Roscoe P. Coltrane (The Dukes of Hazzard)
"Come on now, cut .. it .. out!" - Joey Gladstone (Full House)
"Shady Pines, Ma!" - Dorothy Zbornak (The Golden Girls)
"You're in Big Trouble Mister" - Michelle Tanner (Full House)
"Have Merrrccyyyyy" - Jesse Katsopolis (Full House)
"But I'm feeling much better now" - Buddy (Night Court)
"Ha! I kill me" - ALF
"Whoa" - Joey (Blossom)

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SOAP

{Doorbell rings}

Benson: "You want ME to get that?"
Jessica Tate: "If you DON'T mind"

"AACK!"....Bill The Cat (Bloom County Comic Strip)

"THPPPT"....Bill The Cat

"I don't think so Tim!"....Al (Home Improvement)

"Sock It To Me"



I thought of that one last night but you beat me to it. Along those lines:

You bet your sweet bippy.
Here comes the judge
Look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls
Fickle Finger of Fate
Veeeerrrry interesting.
You wanna buy a dirty postcard?
Say good-night, Dick.



Cat

"Oh, do you mind if I shared something my aunt once said to me?"
"Well I'd love to hear about it, Dick, but we're outta time."
And then he'd start to talk about his "thing" anyway.

"Oh, do you mind if I shared something my aunt once said to me?"
"Well I'd love to hear about it, Dick, but we're outta time."
And then he'd start to talk about his "thing" anyway.

To add:
Is that another chicken joke? :D

"Keep 'em peeled" - Shaw Taylor, Police 5

You look maaavalous-Billy Crystal
Just the facts, Ma'am-Joe Friday-Dragnet
M-I-C See you real soon. K-E-Y Why? Because we like you. M-O-U-S-E.-Mickey Mouse Club
Write Zoom Z double O M. Box 3-5-0 Boston, Mass. 02135 Sent it to Zoom.



Cat

You're all coming up with some good ones! Alot I had forgotten about.  :)

"How Rude!"...Stephanie Tanner (Full House)
"You Nerdbomber!"..DJ Tanner (Full House)

Stephanie also said "Pin a rose on your nose" during season three (and possibly four).

Michelle would say things like "You got it dude!" and "Oh, puhleeze." In season three, she referred to ice cream as "ous cream." ;D

I don't think so . . . Homey don't play that!!!  Homey the Clown The show In Living Color

Two Snaps up!  Men on . .  (Same show)

When I was watching Mama's Family every day after work, I actually caught myself saying "Good Lord!" alot... ::)

Funny!!! I say it all the time and have barely watched Mama's House!!! ;D ;D

I hear ya knockin'

But Dan, you just cooked dinner 5 years ago!! - Roseanne

Ouce Cream - Michelle Tanner


I am sure there are more!!!!

Here in the UK, the king of present-day catchphrase shows is Little Britain. Heres a selection:

"I want that one"    ~Andy
"What a kerfuffle"    ~ Lou

"Yeah but no but yeah but...", "Oh my god I so can't believe you just said that!" and "Don't go giving me evils!"  ~Vicky Pollard

"Dust? Anybody? No? Dust?"      Marjorie Dawes

"Hello Darling!", "Champagne for everyone!" and "Call me Bubbles, everyone does." ~ Bubbles DeVere

"I am the only gay in the village."  ~ Daffyd Thomas

"Computer says no. *coughs*" ~ Carol Beer

"I am a lady!" ~ Emily Howard

"So they want me to star in it, write the feem toon, sing the feem toon..." ~ Dennis Waterman

"Look into my eyes, look into my eyes, the eyes, the eyes, not around the eyes, don't look around the eyes, look into my eyes...*clicks* you're under!" and "3-2-1, you're back in the room!" ~ Kenny Craig

"Bitty..." ~ Harvey Pincher

"EH EH EHHHH!" ~ Anne

"Pwease Mr Dudwey!" ~ Ting Tong Macadangdang

Paul Buchman on Mad About You ...

"This is what I'm saying"

" I'm A homicidal maniac.  They look just like everyone else."  Wendsday Adams  (The Adams Family- the movie)

The Facts of Life -

Blair: "I just had another one of my brilliant ideas"

Tootie: "We're in troub-le"