As in, waxing the pubic hair off. I'm considering doing it. I shave my private areas, but what does waxing feel like? I pluck my bikini area, if that helps. Both guys' and girls' experiences are appreciated. Thanx

As in, waxing the pubic hair off. I'm considering doing it. I shave my private areas, but what does waxing feel like? I pluck my bikini area, if that helps. Both guys' and girls' experiences are appreciated. Thanx


No thank you I will keep my hairy parts the way they are. I think women find it sexy. Not that I haven't had a woman in 7 years.

Not my story-I'm just repeating it.


WAX is NOT your friend
CAUTION: Be prepared to laugh out loud... I laughed till I almost cried as I could just see this happening! (And I feel it too!)

All hair removal methods have tricked women with their promises of easy, painless removal- The epilady, scissors, razors, Nair, and now... the wax.

My night began as any other normal weeknight. Come home, fix dinner, play with the kids. I then had the thought that would ring painfully in my mind for the next few hours: "Maybe I should pull the waxing kit out of the medicine cabinet." So I headed to the site of my demise: the bathroom.

It was one of those "cold wax" kits. No melting a clump of hot wax, you just rub the strips together in your hand, they get warm and you peel them apart and press them to your leg (or wherever else) and you pull the hair right off.

No muss, no fuss. How hard can it be? I mean, I'm not a genius, but I am mechanically inclined enough to figure this out.

(Y A THINK!? )

So I pull one of the thin strips out. Its two strips facing each other stuck together. Instead of rubbing them together, my genius kicks in so I get out the hair dryer and heat it to 1000 degrees. (Cold wax, "yeah... right!")

I lay the strip across my thigh. Hold the skin around it tight and pull.

It works!

Ok, so it wasn't the best feeling, but it wasn't too bad.

I can do this!

Hair removal no longer eludes me! I am She-rah, fighter of all wayward body hair and maker of smooth skin extraordinaire.

With me next wax strip I move north. After checking on the kids, I sneak back into the bathroom, for the ultimate hair fighting championship.

I drop my panties and place one foot on the toilet. Using the same procedure, I apply the one strip across the right side of my bikini line, covering the right half of my *hoo-hoo* and stretching down to t he inside of my butt cheek.

(Yes, it was a long strip)
I inhale deeply and brace myself... RRRRIIIPPP!!

I'm blind!! Blinded from pain!. OH MY GOD!!

Vision returning, I notice that I've only managed to pull off half the strip. CRAP!!

Another deep breathe and RRIIPP!

Everything is swirly and spotted.

I think I may pass out... must stay conscious...

Do I hear crashing drums??

Breathe, breathe...

OK, back to normal.

I want to see my trophy- a wax covered strip, the one that has caused me so much pain, with my hairy pelt sticking to it.

I want to revel in the glory that is my triumph over body hair. I hold up the strip! There's no hair on it.

Where is the hair?? WHERE IS THE WAX??

Slowly I ease my head down, foot still perched on the toilet.

I see the hair. The hair that should be on the strip.

I touch. I am touching wax.

CRAP!

I run my fingers over the most sensitive part of my body, wh ich I s now covered in cold wax and matted hair.

Then I make the next BIG mistake... remember my foot is still propped up on the toilet?

I know I need to do something. So I put my foot down.

DANG!!

I hear the slamming of a cell door.

"hoo-hoo"? Sealed shut!

Butt? Sealed shut!

I penguin walk around the bathroom trying to figure out what to do and think to myself "Please don't let me get the urge to poop. My head may pop off!"

What can I do to melt the wax? Hot water! Hot water melts wax!

I'll run the hottest water I can stand into the bathtub, get in, immerse the wax-covered bits and the wax should melt and I can gently wipe it off, right??

WRONG!!

I get in the tub- the water is slightly hotter than that used to torture prisoners of war or sterilize surgical equipment- I sit.

Now, the only th ing worse than having your nether regions glued together is having them glued together a n d then glued to the bottom of the tub.. in scalding hot water. Which, by the way, doesn't melt cold wax.

So, now I'm stuck to the bottom of the tub as though I had cement-epoxied myself to the porcelain!!

God bless the man who had convinced me a few moths ago to have a phone put in the bathroom!!

I call my friend, thinking surely she has waxed before and has some secret of how to get me undone. It's a very good conversation starter- "So, my butt and who-ha are glued together to the bottom of the tub!"

There is a slight pause. She doesn't know any secret tricks for removal but she does try to hide her laughter from me. She wants to know exactly where the wax is located, "Are we talking cheeks or who-ha?"

She's laughing out loud by now... I can hear her. I give her the rundown and she suggests I call the number on the side of the box. YE AH!! RIGHT!! I should be the joke of someone else's night.

While we go through various sol ut ions. I resort to scraping the wax off with a razor. Nothing feels better then to have your girlie goodies covered in hot wax, glued shut, stuck to the tub in super hot water and then dry-shaving the sticky wax off!!

By now the brain is not working, dignity has taken a major hike and I'm pretty sure I'm going to need Post-Traumatic Stress counseling for this event.

My friend is still talking with me when I finally see my saving grace... the lotion the give you to remove the excess wax. What do I really have to lose at this point?

I rub some on and OH MY GOD!!

The scream probably woke the kids and scared the ens out of my friend.

It's sooo painful, but I really don't care.

"IT WORKS!! It works!!"

I get a hearty congratulations from my friend and she hangs up.

I successfully remove the remainder of the wax and then notice t o my grief and despair... THE HAIR IS STILL THERE... ALL OF IT!!

So I recklessly sh ave it off. Heck, I'm numb by now. Nothing hurts.

I could have amputated my own leg at this point.

Next week I'm going to try hair color... Now that's funny... Notttt.




Cat

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iSXx_A5bhXA

Have you guys tried chest waxing?  ;D

Guys, I've had this thread moved to Tenacious Tuxedo Talk for a reason. If you've nothing to add to the conversation, PLEASE REFRAIN FROM POSTING.

As for me, the short answer to the question is: no.

I don't think I'll do it, It will irritate my skin. :o

I don't know anything about waxing, but don't use Nair or products of that nature. It will burn you! I've tried it on my legs before and what you do is put it on like a cream, wait as long as the directions say, and use a damp washcloth to wipe off the hair. I did that and ended up looking scraped and there was blood. If you shave, you can try an electric razor so you don't cut yourself. I don't know what else to recommend.

I will never let a razor touch me down there! :o

I will never let a razor touch me down there! :o

;D And you don't have to.

I will never let a razor touch me down there! :o
No one is forcing you to!

;D And you don't have to.



Good, I don't want to, I like being hairy, it's quite attractive. ;)

Good, I don't want to, I like being hairy, it's quite attractive. ;)
Think Pete Sampras?

Think Pete Sampras?


Who's he?

Who's he?
He was very popular during the nineties, known for his hairy chest when he changed shirts.

Can back waxing be possible?

Can back waxing be possible?
Depends on the amount of hair?

Depends on the amount of hair?


my back is quite hairy.

Can back waxing be possible?



Of course it is. You can wax any part of your body that has hair. But believe you me, waxing can be painful because you are literally ripping the hair out of its follicles. 




Cat

Of course it is. You can wax any part of your body that has hair. But believe you me, waxing can be painful because you are literally ripping the hair out of its follicles. 




Cat


Having a hairy back was genetic, My Father has it. I'm not crazy about it but maybe it's best not to shave it since I'm sensitive to a bit of pain.

I don't know anything about waxing, but don't use Nair or products of that nature. It will burn you! I've tried it on my legs before and what you do is put it on like a cream, wait as long as the directions say, and use a damp washcloth to wipe off the hair. I did that and ended up looking scraped and there was blood. If you shave, you can try an electric razor so you don't cut yourself. I don't know what else to recommend.


Was your skin irritated? Were you uncomfortable for a length of time?

Was your skin irritated? Were you uncomfortable for a length of time?

Yes and yes. I had a red rash that became little scabs for over a week.

https://kategale.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/alec-baldwin-chest.jpg

You can't tell me that this isn't sexy? ↑ ;)

https://kategale.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/alec-baldwin-chest.jpg

You can't tell me that this isn't sexy? ↑ ;)

Not when it's thick as carpet!  8-P

Not when it's thick as carpet!  8-P


I thought that's what girls liked to roll their fingers through, it made you more masculine.

I thought that's what girls liked to roll their fingers through, it made you more masculine.



Some women like it-some are turned off by it. It all depends on the woman.



Cat

As in, waxing the pubic hair off. I'm considering doing it. I shave my private areas, but what does waxing feel like? I pluck my bikini area, if that helps. Both guys' and girls' experiences are appreciated. Thanx


Haha.  ;D

Well...Arctic Fox...I don't wax but I do...erm...tidy things up with a pair of hair-clippers.  :-[  :)

Haha.  ;D

Well...Arctic Fox...I don't wax but I do...erm...tidy things up with a pair of hair-clippers.  :-[  :)


down there?  ;D