Katluver started a girl thread, so I thought it was only fair for us to have a guy thread.  You can talk about all the guy stuff you want here like beer, and hockey, and pro-wrestling, and monster trucks, and prostate exams.  Whatever you want.  Go to it!
8)

The Isle of Man TT. One of the most insane and dangerous motorsport events on the planet today.  :o :o :o

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRWp9rhfS_0

Recommend you watch in HD.  ;)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-kQoDTfo154

Sorry, I was in the mood!  ;)

Oh Howard, I don't think thats what Max had in mind

Oh Howard, I don't think thats what Max had in mind


We should count ourselves lucky, at least Howard hasn't posted any porn yet.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-kQoDTfo154

Sorry, I was in the mood!  ;)


Wow....just wow.  ::) ;D

Can you get any more manlier than this?  ???

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSyudIO9DbFOq_a7EQXBHiOwHoeyF8iAMtn1hv4bil1i2FPhponMw

Oh Howard, I don't think thats what Max had in mind


Hey this is the MAN Thread and I post manly stuff! Stuff that us guys would like.

We should count ourselves lucky, at least Howard hasn't posted any porn yet.


Don't tempt me! ;D

http://www.loveandalchemy.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/BOOTY-CALL.jpg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7rbOjtgcJWw

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7rbOjtgcJWw


:)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5XWypFhr0rY

And now for something completely different...

All you guys over 40 should get your prostates checked out once a year, and get a PSA count with an annual blood test

And Howard, please quit it with the suggestive stuff.  Start a thread in the PPP

And now for something completely different...

All you guys over 40 should get your prostates checked out once a year, and get a PSA count with an annual blood test



I've been having my prostate checked every year since I was about 43 or 44 years old.  Having the doctor stick his finger in to check the prostate in just uncomfortable for about 5 seconds, no big deal really.  Had a PSA test not long ago as well.



And Howard, please quit it with the suggestive stuff.  Start a thread in the PPP



Amen to that . This isn't a porn thread or adult material/suggestive thread. And adult material is against the board rules of this board.

I don't get what everyone's freaking out about. I mean, come on. It's a "Guy Thread," what do you expect? What Howard posted wasn't all that offensive. It wasn't as if he put up a softcore porn video or anything like that. All that video consisted of was young women shaking their booties, which really isn't anything worse than what you'd see at your average Lakers halftime show.

What I find bogus about all this is that had I or anyone else posted that video first no one would have said a word. Yet since Howard posted it first everyone feels like they have to lecture him or something. Give the guy a break.  :P

I don't get what everyone's freaking out about. I mean, come on. It's a "Guy Thread," what do you expect? What Howard posted wasn't all that offensive. It wasn't as if he put up a softcore porn video or anything like that. All that video consisted of was young women shaking their booties, which really isn't anything worse than what you'd see at your average Lakers halftime show.

What I find bogus about all this is that had I or anyone else posted that video first no one would have said a word. Yet since Howard posted it first everyone feels like they have to lecture him or something. Give the guy a break.  :P



So far things have been OK. But with some of the bizarre stuff Howard has posted it the past, (recently he posted something in "just funny pictures" which he thought was funny but was degrading to women)  and how he gets carried away sometimes (like recently posting a link to porn in another thread)...had to say something to ensure it doesn't go in that direction.

So since I am a mod on here, it needed to be said and I stand by it.    :P

Let's move on folks.... and let us all (including me) continue to keep this thread clean.

So far things have been OK. But with some of the bizarre stuff Howard has posted it the past, (recently he posted something in "just funny pictures" which he thought was funny but was degrading to women)  and how he gets carried away sometimes (like recently posting a link to porn in another thread)...had to say something to ensure it doesn't go in that direction.

So since I am a mod on here, it needed to be said and I stand by it.    :P

Let's move on folks.... and let us all (including me) continue to keep this thread clean.


I know what you're saying, it just seems that sometimes people pile on Howard and in this instance I felt the need to stand up for him.

Still, if this is going to be a "Guy Thread" then we can't be afraid to get "dirty" once in a while.

So sit down, shut up, strap in, and hang on!  ;)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPXI0CNTyEg

Still, if this is going to be a "Guy Thread" then we can't be afraid to get "dirty" once in a while.

So sit down, shut up, strap in, and hang on!  ;)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPXI0CNTyEg


Great video! I watched it twice, the first time I just focused on how often he turns that steering wheel.  Even though it’s an oval, most people think it’s just a “turn left…turn left again..repeat until you reach the finish line” but those guys put so much work into it and must be exhausted afterwards.

Great place for a camera too, almost makes you feel like you are there. Wonder how fast they are going...

And now for something completely different...

All you guys over 40 should get your prostates checked out once a year, and get a PSA count with an annual blood test

And Howard, please quit it with the suggestive stuff.  Start a thread in the PPP


What do us guys have to get before 40? ???

http://Amen to that . This isn't a porn thread or adult material/suggestive thread. And adult material is against the board rules of this board.


Oh please it's only a video of girls shaking their booties, What's so porn about that? ::)

I don't get what everyone's freaking out about. I mean, come on. It's a "Guy Thread," what do you expect? What Howard posted wasn't all that offensive. It wasn't as if he put up a softcore porn video or anything like that. All that video consisted of was young women shaking their booties, which really isn't anything worse than what you'd see at your average Lakers halftime show.

What I find bogus about all this is that had I or anyone else posted that video first no one would have said a word. Yet since Howard posted it first everyone feels like they have to lecture him or something. Give the guy a break.  :P


Thanks Al. It's no big deal.

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2010/12/09/arts/pyramid/pyramid-jumbo.jpg

Ron Swanson is a new generation's Sledge Hammer.

Level 1: 8/9 (Hey, this is easy!)
Level 2: 5/8 (uh-oh!)
Level 3: 7/7 (redeemed myself!)
Level 4: 4/6 (I should go fishing again and get that back to 5/6.)
Level 5: 5/5 (whew!)
Level 6: 3/4 (jury still out on one of 'em)
Level 7: ?/3 (I'll neither confirm nor deny one of those)
Level 8: 2/2 (damn straight)
Level 9: 1/1 (good enough)

37-38/45.  (Meh, not bad, could be better.)

For the last generation:

"A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects."
  - Robert Heinlein, Time Enough for Love

20/32.  (Yeah, I've still got some work to do.)

How's everyone else doing?

So we can't discuss booty shaking anymore? :(

The Guy thread!

http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100901222256/muppet/images/2/28/Guy-smiley.jpg

The Guy thread!

http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100901222256/muppet/images/2/28/Guy-smiley.jpg


That's Guy Smiley.

http://i.imgur.com/knYyNKv.jpg

And that's Ron Swanson made out of bacon and eggs. A manly breakfast.

http://i.imgur.com/knYyNKv.jpg

And that's Ron Swanson made out of bacon and eggs. A manly breakfast.


For some reason, I can't stand trying to eat anything salty when I first wake up in the morning.

For some reason, I can't stand trying to eat anything salty when I first wake up in the morning.


You sure about that?  I love bacon.

http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2012/301/8/e/candy_bacon_by_secret_pony-d5j87sd.png

And I say it's fine to laugh at that joke,
And I'll have another rum and coke,

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7Y0I91rubg

'Cos I'm the man of this thread,
'til she uses The Stare.
(I'm the man!)

http://i.imgur.com/knYyNKv.jpg

And that's Ron Swanson made out of bacon and eggs. A manly breakfast.


looks delicious.

http://dontgetmestarted-lindasharp.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/08/03/hungry_man_all_day_breakfast.jpg

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_W-pG7tUmJk0/TK7O9dGutWI/AAAAAAAAC7k/cq0IPFTRP54/s400/hungry-man_beer_battered_chicken_01.jpg

http://c.shld.net/rpx/i/s/i/spin/image/spin_prod_ec_775429201?hei=248&wid=248&op_sharpen=1&resMode=sharp&op_usm=0.9,0.5,0,0

This is Hungry Man 1LB of food, a man size portion!

http://i.imgur.com/knYyNKv.jpg

And that's Ron Swanson made out of bacon and eggs. A manly breakfast.


Looks like Uncle Joe Stalin to me

Looks like Uncle Joe Stalin to me


Yeah, I can see Uncle Joe as well, now that you mention it.

what should us guys talk about now? ???

You sure about that?  I love bacon.

http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2012/301/8/e/candy_bacon_by_secret_pony-d5j87sd.png

And I say it's fine to laugh at that joke,
And I'll have another rum and coke,

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7Y0I91rubg

'Cos I'm the man of this thread,
'til she uses The Stare.
(I'm the man!)


The key term is "When I first wake up"(Think about how intense it would be to eat a hot pepper while you're still groggy). After I've been up for a couple of hours, it ceases to be a problem and I can eat it things like bacon just fine.

I remember that song playing on Q95 before. Edit: That is from Q95(I recognized the title but didn't listen to it until after posting)

This thread is in dire need of some Figure-8 racing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8h7SwEsqzI

We need to talk about wrestling!

We need to talk about wrestling!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DlU2fVEl5Zs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DlU2fVEl5Zs


the hell with midget wrestling let's talk about Daniel Bryan! http://www.wwe.com/f/styles/superstar_bio/public/talent/bio/2013/05/daniel_bryan_bio_20130430.png

YES YES YES YES!!!!

the hell with midget wrestling let's talk about Daniel Bryan! http://www.wwe.com/f/styles/superstar_bio/public/talent/bio/2013/05/daniel_bryan_bio_20130430.png

YES YES YES YES!!!!


Who is Daniel Bryan?

Who is Daniel Bryan?


A shirtless guy with a mini ZZ Top beard

Who is Daniel Bryan?


He is a wrestler who's been wrestling for almost 15 years experience, has wrestled in ROH (Ring Of Honor) and a lot of overseas, he is trained in Tae Kwon Do, Ju-Jitsu and other forms and he has the ability and determination to become number one in The WWE if he beats John Cena for the WWE title at Summerslam 2013.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xi_ieNt9cZA

His "yes" chants have become quite a phenomenon as of late.

A shirtless guy with a mini ZZ Top beard


He needs to shave his beard but he does have a new t-shirt called Respect The Beard".

http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/p480x480/1013761_573695082669838_529124632_n.jpg

OH MAN I WANT TO SEE THIS!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6VMHR8leKoY

8)

Just checking in.  The Guy Thread is coming along quite nicely.  Thanks guys!
8)

Should we discuss boobs?  ;)

Just checking in.  The Guy Thread is coming along quite nicely.  Thanks guys!
8)


http://i.imgur.com/CR7osTs.jpg

Of course it is.  There was a chick thread, you said that a guy thread would help keep the universe in balance, we agreed and helped bring balance the force.


Should we discuss boobs?  ;)


They're awesome.

But since most of us are in agreement (for those who aren't, there's nothing wrong with that either) on that point, there are no problems to be solved, so it's going to be a pretty short discussion.  That's OK.  Time spent not talking about boobs leaves more time free to watch boobs.

Just checking in.  The Guy Thread is coming along quite nicely.  Thanks guys!
8)


And so far we're kicking the girl thread's ass! Guys rule, girls drool! 8)

http://blog.oregonlive.com/health_impact/2009/09/burger-and-fries.JPG

No salads please, this is a guy thread.  8)

And so far we're kicking the girl thread's ass! Guys rule, girls drool! 8)


Quality not quantity

Quality not quantity


HEY!!!  >:( >:( >:(

No girls allowed in the Guy Thread.  ;)

http://blog.oregonlive.com/health_impact/2009/09/burger-and-fries.JPG

No salads please, this is a guy thread.  8)



I had a burger and fries at Outback Steakhouse, It was The Outbacker Burger and it was so delicious, they even season the fries. :)

And so far we're kicking the girl thread's ass! Guys rule, girls drool! 8)


you got that right. O0

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_MEAjg4u9Txo/SVpV9YdAhyI/AAAAAAAABK0/S--z_iIOWiY/s400/outback+blooming+onion.jpg


Do you guys like The Bloomin Onion? :)

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_MEAjg4u9Txo/SVpV9YdAhyI/AAAAAAAABK0/S--z_iIOWiY/s400/outback+blooming+onion.jpg

Do you guys like The Bloomin Onion? :)


Beautiful presentation, but traditional onion rings in beer batter have a little more flavor, and don't leave you with the dilemma of what to do with the portions of the onion that aren't covered in crispy breading.  Now if it were deep-fried in bacon fat, and served with a pitcher of beer...

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-Bx6jeK9aE-8/UbebFGGq3yI/AAAAAAAAB68/8eal-OBQs6M/s400/donutsand2.jpg

So I went looking for beer-battered onion ring recipes, and I found a new thing to do with donuts.  Hells to the yeah.

Should we discuss boobs?  ;)




We already talk about you enough :D

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_MEAjg4u9Txo/SVpV9YdAhyI/AAAAAAAABK0/S--z_iIOWiY/s400/outback+blooming+onion.jpg


Do you guys like The Bloomin Onion? :)


De-li-cious.

Did you guys say boobs?

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR5bK9o_JGk-tkdMrJkzr1M-ll0ZrrmVUcXWsO9ai96kp86nAU1

We already talk about you enough :D


::)

Did you guys say boobs?

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR5bK9o_JGk-tkdMrJkzr1M-ll0ZrrmVUcXWsO9ai96kp86nAU1


that's not a boob.

Did you guys say boobs?

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR5bK9o_JGk-tkdMrJkzr1M-ll0ZrrmVUcXWsO9ai96kp86nAU1


That's like... boobs and bacon.  Two great tastes that taste great together.  Someone get that pig a beer and it can be a real party!

By the way, gentlemen, a search for bacon bra provides interesting, although not necessarily 100% safe-for-your-HR-department, results.

that's not a boob.


Right, its 12 boobs, 6 per side.

Right, its 12 boobs, 6 per side.


;D

Any guys here watch professional sports? Which ones? What are your favorite sports? Or team? Or athletes?

That's like... boobs and bacon.  Two great tastes that taste great together.  Someone get that pig a beer and it can be a real party!

By the way, gentlemen, a search for bacon bra provides interesting, although not necessarily 100% safe-for-your-HR-department, results.


I would love some bacon right now.

Any guys here watch professional sports? Which ones? What are your favorite sports? Or team? Or athletes?


I like Wrestling.

I would love some bacon right now.


I would love a BLT right now (maybe later)

I would love some bacon right now.


Bacon = meat candy.  ;)

Any guys here watch professional sports? Which ones? What are your favorite sports? Or team? Or athletes?


We occasionally watch a base ball game, Boston, the Mets, and I have likes the Dodgers since their days in Brooklyn at Ebbet's Field

Bacon = meat candy.  ;)


I love meat candy.

Bacon = meat candy.  ;)


http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRYd3eP_UKCzZrJVP4hxdJLZ2qncrt5jfNOIhD8c_Ecf-KZcXZLKw

Yeeeaahhhh!!!

I would love a BLT right now (maybe later)


I'm on a diet, you're ruining it. ;D

I'm on a diet, you're ruining it. ;D


c'mon you know you want to cheat.  ;)

c'mon you know you want to cheat.  ;)


;D

Ok What else should be discuss? :)

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_MEAjg4u9Txo/SVpV9YdAhyI/AAAAAAAABK0/S--z_iIOWiY/s400/outback+blooming+onion.jpg


Do you guys like The Bloomin Onion? :)


Nope. :P

http://blog.oregonlive.com/health_impact/2009/09/burger-and-fries.JPG

No salads please, this is a guy thread.  8)


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1Cvg5VCpT4

;)

http://www.thefiscaltimes.com/App_Data/MediaFiles/6/3/A/%7B63A1CF62-EECE-4250-A65F-5F7EB40A3AE2%7D04252012_Heart_Attack_Grill_article.jpg

The Heart Attack Burger ^

The Heart Attack Burger ^


http://media.npr.org/assets/img/2013/02/12/burger24-3082b0d7d4183fc32ddb38f8ed226da3e4ffe146-s6-c30.jpg

The Heart Attack Burger ^

(Fixed that for you.)

I'm on a diet, you're ruining it. ;D


Beer, boobs, bacon, bloomin' onions, check.


c'mon you know you want to cheat.  ;)


"It doesn't make me unfaithful
Unless I'm layin' down the cable!"

JkHINiEWc2k
  - Steel Panther, Eatin' ain't Cheatin'! (SFW video, NSFW lyrics)

Bass guitar? Check. Because hair metal was the high point of rock and roll, and only became better when it was rebooted as self-parody, that's why.

http://media.npr.org/assets/img/2013/02/12/burger24-3082b0d7d4183fc32ddb38f8ed226da3e4ffe146-s6-c30.jpg

The Heart Attack Burger ^

(Fixed that for you.)


What are those things on top of the bun?

What are those things on top of the bun?


http://i.imgur.com/BJVQ8CR.jpg

I've done extensive research, and conclude that regardless of whether they're wearing black or white uniforms, they're in compliance with the parts of the health code that require them to wear gloves.  It took a while to notice the gloves because there were many distractions along the way, but I can assure you the research was extensive.  Only half the buns present are depicted in these images.  Nonetheless, depending on how their hands are positioned relative to the burgers, the gloves may vary in tightness of fit, but the waitresses are most definitely wearing gloves. 

What are those things on top of the bun?



looks like a glazed donut as a bun. Would you try it Step? :P

looks like a glazed donut as a bun. Would you try it Step? :P


Gimme some of this instead.  8)

http://kevinsbbqjoints.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/lcs.jpg

Beer, boobs, bacon, bloomin' onions, check.

"It doesn't make me unfaithful
Unless I'm layin' down the cable!"

JkHINiEWc2k
  - Steel Panther, Eatin' ain't Cheatin'! (SFW video, NSFW lyrics)

Bass guitar? Check. Because hair metal was the high point of rock and roll, and only became better when it was rebooted as self-parody, that's why.


Should I eat the burger, or should I spit on it and throw it away? :(

Gimme some of this instead.  8)

http://kevinsbbqjoints.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/lcs.jpg


Now that looks yummy.

Should I eat the burger, or should I spit on it and throw it away? :(



eat it.

http://i.imgur.com/BJVQ8CR.jpg

I've done extensive research, and conclude that regardless of whether they're wearing black or white uniforms, they're in compliance with the parts of the health code that require them to wear gloves.  It took a while to notice the gloves because there were many distractions along the way, but I can assure you the research was extensive.  Only half the buns present are depicted in these images.  Nonetheless, depending on how their hands are positioned relative to the burgers, the gloves may vary in tightness of fit, but the waitresses are most definitely wearing gloves.


Gloves, okay...



looks like a glazed donut as a bun. Would you try it Step? :P


I was talking about what looked like ice on top of the buns, which Foo Bar pointed out to were gloves.

Gimme some of this instead.  8)

http://kevinsbbqjoints.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/lcs.jpg


You can have it.  8-P

(It's pretty bad when you can turn the stomach of a person who eats spicy hot stuff on frequent basis)

So.  It has come to this.

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/blogs/laughlines/brunchburger.jpg

"What's that on the bun?"  "Eat it or spit on it and throw it away?"  "Glazed donut?"

Zg9OaU2_NWA
http://farm1.staticflickr.com/18/23968414_7056e007c5_o.jpg

I sure hope that's just sugar glaze :)

Beer, boobs, bacon, bloomin' onions, check.

"It doesn't make me unfaithful
Unless I'm layin' down the cable!"

JkHINiEWc2k
  - Steel Panther, Eatin' ain't Cheatin'! (SFW video, NSFW lyrics)

Bass guitar? Check. Because hair metal was the high point of rock and roll, and only became better when it was rebooted as self-parody, that's why.


NASHVILLE PUSSY: WANG DANG SWEET POONTANG live in WEINHEIM 2000
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqC9Q00bAm8
With respects to the NOOGE!

And while we're on the subject, let's hear from the Police Chief Mark Kessler of Gilberton PA --

NSFW, viewer discretion

Video 1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=arcfwUWwHHo

Video 2
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6dmhOpaRH7I

Video 3
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dr06uioouLE

See you libtards on the other side!
8)

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSuFNS9uHscPzmQFmrYpa7LxOBfcPKTZcW9ePA-3llTII2QS6It

http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2012/news/120820/hillary-clinton-300.jpg

http://foglobe.com/data_images/main/megan-fox/megan-fox-08.jpg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDdbg_Q-LMI

You can have it.  8-P

(It's pretty bad when you can turn the stomach of a person who eats spicy hot stuff on frequent basis)


I'll eat it.

So.  It has come to this.

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/blogs/laughlines/brunchburger.jpg

"What's that on the bun?"  "Eat it or spit on it and throw it away?"  "Glazed donut?"

Zg9OaU2_NWA
http://farm1.staticflickr.com/18/23968414_7056e007c5_o.jpg

I sure hope that's just sugar glaze :)



I think Dunkin Donuts tried that. ???

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSuFNS9uHscPzmQFmrYpa7LxOBfcPKTZcW9ePA-3llTII2QS6It


She's hot!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDdbg_Q-LMI


;D

http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2012/news/120820/hillary-clinton-300.jpg


http://www.toptenz.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/Sloth.jpg

http://www.toptenz.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/Sloth.jpg


:o

http://www.toptenz.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/Sloth.jpg


Even though Hillary doesn't look that bad. ;D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDdbg_Q-LMI


Looks like it's from the mid-80s!

Looks like it's from the mid-80s!


ROTN was shot in 1983, released in 1984. 

ROTN was shot in 1983, released in 1984.


I was thinking 1984 and I was right!  8)

then they came out with Revenge Of The Nerds 2 & 3.

What do us guys have to get before 40? ???


Usually it is recommended that you get prostate screening after the age of 40, once a year.  I get mine checked once a year. You don't need to do anything before you are 40, unless you have symptons

We occasionally watch a base ball game, Boston, the Mets, and I have likes the Dodgers since their days in Brooklyn at Ebbet's Field


I like the Red Sox and Mets  (cheered for the Red Sox in '86..that turned out well  :D )
You can remember when the Dodgers were in Brooklyn. Wow. I think they left after the '57 season.

There was nothing like growing up...sitting in a back yard on a Sunday afternoon and listening to a baseball game on the radio. Fun times.

Usually it is recommended that you get prostate screening after the age of 40, once a year.  I get mine checked once a year. You don't need to do anything before you are 40, unless you have symptons


I'd rather leave it all in the hands of Allah, but he doesn't do prostate screenings!
:-\\

Mooooon River!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPStwD1C8-c

Usually it is recommended that you get prostate screening after the age of 40, once a year.  I get mine checked once a year. You don't need to do anything before you are 40, unless you have symptons


I don't have symptoms.

Usually it is recommended that you get prostate screening after the age of 40, once a year.  I get mine checked once a year. You don't need to do anything before you are 40, unless you have symptons
Come to think of it, what are the symptons?

Come to think of it, what are the symptons?


Excellent questions. Some of the symptoms are:

-Urgent need to urinate or difficulty when doing so
-Frequent urination especially at night
-Burning or pain when urinating
-Inability to urinate or trouble starting or stopping urine flow
-Painful ejaculation
-Blood in urine or semen

Having said all this, you might just have a U.T.I if you experience some of these, or just a prostate infection, not cancer, or a number of other things.  I'm not a doctor, so the bottom line is if you experience any of these symptoms, probably best to have a visit with your doctor.

I like the Red Sox and Mets  (cheered for the Red Sox in '86..that turned out well  :D )
You can remember when the Dodgers were in Brooklyn. Wow. I think they left after the '57 season.

There was nothing like growing up...sitting in a back yard on a Sunday afternoon and listening to a baseball game on the radio. Fun times.


When I was a kid living in New Jersey we would go to NYC to visit my aunt and uncle, sometimes dad and uncle would take me to Ebbits Field to see a game, Roy Campenela, Duke Snider, Gil Hodges, Peewee Reese, Carl Farillo, etc.  fun times

Excellent questions. Some of the symptoms are:

-Urgent need to urinate or difficulty when doing so
-Frequent urination especially at night
-Burning or pain when urinating
-Inability to urinate or trouble starting or stopping urine flow
-Painful ejaculation
-Blood in urine or semen

Having said all this, you might just have a U.T.I if you experience some of these, or just a prostate infection, not cancer, or a number of other things.  I'm not a doctor, so the bottom line is if you experience any of these symptoms, probably best to have a visit with your doctor.


So if I didn't have any of these symptoms do I still need it to get checked? My prostate is pretty good. I don't have trouble urinating it's just that when I get "morning wood" It has a bit of trouble coming out. Sorry, I guess that was a bit TMI!

So if I didn't have any of these symptoms do I still need it to get checked? My prostate is pretty good. I don't have trouble urinating it's just that when I get "morning wood" It has a bit of trouble coming out. Sorry, I guess that was a bit TMI!


Howard you are 39 and I'm pretty sure next year when you turn 40, your doctor will probably ask you about (checking your prostate), coz that's the age they usually start checking. That's what it was like for me, about 10 years ago. If your doctor doesn't say anything, you can remind him next year.

But Howard, please don't worry about it. Getting it checked is a normal procedure for millions of men. No need to worry, alright?

Howard you are 39 and I'm pretty sure next year when you turn 40, your doctor will probably ask you about (checking your prostate), coz that's the age they usually start checking. That's what it was like for me, about 10 years ago. If your doctor doesn't say anything, you can remind him next year.

But Howard, please don't worry about it. Getting it checked is a normal procedure for millions of men. No need to worry, alright?


I just hate every time when I go for a regular check-up he tells me to cough and I'm standing there with my underwear half way down my knees. :-[

OK, bros, I ventured into the Girl Thing thread which I'm sure many of you also do.  My question is, WTF are they talking about? ??? There doesn't seem to be any coherent conversation going on there.  One of them took a page to list 60 things about what it costs to maintain hair.  You go to the barber, you said "take a couple inches off" and you come out 20 minutes later and $10-20 lighter and you're done.


Ok Sisters, I venture into the "Guy Thread" which I'm sure many of you also do. My question is, WTF are they talking about?  ???  There doesn't seem to be any coherent conversation going on there.


That's because we're more interested in solving problems than catfightingtalking about who's relating to whom.  And when there are no problems to be solved, we clash for dominance by attempting to display our prowess and genetic fitness like a peacock or a chest-thumping gorilla does.  There's a reason AC/DC had a song called "Big Balls", and it's because sometimes, we try to accomplish both things at the same time, for example:


Howard you are 39 and I'm pretty sure next year when you turn 40, your doctor will probably ask you about (checking your prostate), coz that's the age they usually start checking. That's what it was like for me, about 10 years ago. If your doctor doesn't say anything, you can remind him next year.

But Howard, please don't worry about it. Getting it checked is a normal procedure for millions of men. No need to worry, alright?


Singing MOON RIVER...

DPStwD1C8-c

...beats the hell out of dying of ass cancer, even if you have to make wisecracks about whether you'll let your doc's hand go or not.  As long as we're on the subject, saving yourself from Lance Armstrong's one-balled fate is comparatively simple: make sure you check your testicles for lumps every day.

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01774/ball-balloon_1774508a.jpg

The more outlandish the display, the more wealth a man must have to squander on his whims, and the more likely it is he has enough wealth be a good provider to your offspring.  To wit, any lurking ladies might want to consider the nerd behind Project SKYBALLS!  A project to raise 100,000 pounds to build the world's largest flying scrotum!

"Dont f*bloop*k cancer!  Grab it by the balls!"

I didn't start this thread to initiate the inthe00s sex wars for chrissakes!  Let's not let some gossipy old hens bust up our fun!

http://mypartyshirt.com/media/catalog/product/N/o/No-Maam-Group-costumes_1.jpg

Singing MOON RIVER...

DPStwD1C8-c

...beats the hell out of dying of ass cancer, even if you have to make wisecracks about whether you'll let your doc's hand go or not.  As long as we're on the subject, saving yourself from Lance Armstrong's one-balled fate is comparatively simple: make sure you check your testicles for lumps every day.


No...no...ass cancer...no...bad...you let doctor check!

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0mwy69Red1qm4hilo1_500.gif

I didn't start this thread to initiate the inthe00s sex wars for chrissakes!  Let's not let some gossipy old hens bust up our fun!

http://mypartyshirt.com/media/catalog/product/N/o/No-Maam-Group-costumes_1.jpg



beer and porn mags for every guy here. :)

beer and porn mags for every guy here. :)


I'll pass on both, I'll take some sports DVDs instead.

http://i654.photobucket.com/albums/uu267/dazedazn1/Consuela.jpg

She need more Lemon Pledge

I'll pass on both, I'll take some sports DVDs instead.


old school WWF?

old school WWF?


meh...OK.. I'll take it.

meh...OK.. I'll take it.


and a hot girl.  ;D

beer and porn mags for every guy here. :)


Can I have Jack Daniels and donkey punch videos instead?
???

Can I have Jack Daniels and donkey punch videos instead?
???


what's a donkey punch video? ??? Is that about having sex with donkeys? ???

We could watch some gonzo porn. ;)

http://www.materiaincognita.com.br/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/if-you-can-read-this-the-bitch-fell-off.jpg

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/03/Gonzo_3C_200x300px.jpg

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/03/Gonzo_3C_200x300px.jpg


BUY THE TICKET

http://th07.deviantart.net/fs71/200H/i/2012/204/e/7/gonzo_fist_ii_by_finallydestroyed-d58debj.jpg

TAKE THE RIDE

/and that's how I managed to turn "gonzo" "fist(ing)" and "rule 34" into something safe for work.

^ I googled "Scooter Porn" just to say what would come up.

http://www.scooterswag.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/Exposed.jpg

http://www.scooterswag.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/Mademoiselle-de-Paris-Scooter-Porn.jpg

We could watch some gonzo porn. ;)


Why do we have to watch any porn?

Why do we have to watch any porn?


cause we're men, that's why!  ;)

cause we're men, that's why!  ;)


Not all men are sex crazed like you Howard  ;)
We don't have to watch porn.

Not all men are sex crazed like you Howard  ;)
We don't have to watch porn.


Ok, then what would you like to watch instead?

Ok, then what would you like to watch instead?


We did this conversation already.


I'll pass on both, I'll take some sports DVDs instead.


Let's talk baseball, hockey, football, golf, tennis.  That would be my guy thread thing...but guys like different things I guess.  To be honest I don't know where this thread is going.  :-\\

We did this conversation already.

Let's talk baseball, hockey, football, golf, tennis.  That would be my guy thread thing...but guys like different things I guess.  To be honest I don't know where this thread is going.  :-\\
Who is in the lead of the 2013 PGA Championship?

...and have you ever played golf?

Who is in the lead of the 2013 PGA Championship?

...and have you ever played golf?


Last I checked Adam Scott & Jason Dufner were tied.

Yes, I have played golf before, for fun. I enjoy the sport, but it can be expensive to play.

Do you play?

Last I checked Adam Scott & Jason Dufner were tied.

Yes, I have played golf before, for fun. I enjoy the sport, but it can be expensive to play.

Do you play?
I used to play before my back went, and never broke a 100.

Ok, then what would you like to watch instead?


MORE porn!

http://www.sherv.net/cm/emoticons/bad/sleazy-smiley-emoticon.gif

Then the Daily Show.
:-\\

We did this conversation already.

Let's talk baseball, hockey, football, golf, tennis.  That would be my guy thread thing...but guys like different things I guess.  To be honest I don't know where this thread is going.  :-\\


It's just going...and...going...and going...

There's already a sports thread, but I suppose we can do more sports here...

We did this conversation already.

Let's talk baseball, hockey, football, golf, tennis.  That would be my guy thread thing...but guys like different things I guess.  To be honest I don't know where this thread is going.  :-\\


ok we'll discuss sports.  :)

ok we'll discuss sports.  :)


You like Huey Lewis and The News?  Their early work was a little too "new-wave" for my taste, but when Sports came out in '83, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically.  The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost.  He's been compared to Elvis Costello, but I think Huey has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humor. 


ohyeah (mumbling), is that a raincoat?


http://i2.ytimg.com/vi/eW6qMhoLMqs/hqdefault.jpg

YES IT IS!

In '87, Huey released this, Fore, their most accomplished album.  I think their undisputed masterpiece is "Hip To Be Square", a song so catchy most people probably don't listen to the lyrics - but they should!  Because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity, and the importance of trends, it's also a personal statement about the band itself!  Hey, Rainbow Dash!

eW6qMhoLMqs

Sports?! That just reminded me of something I don't look forward to in about a month at work.  :(

(Customer: Have you watched the Colts game? Me: No. Customer has surprised look among other possibilities)

The things I find online...


Why do we have to watch any porn?



cause we're men, that's why!  ;)


But I want to play Animal Crossing!!!

Women, you can't live with them and retain your sanity, and you can't kill them.  So she's tired, which means that everything I do is wrong.  (tears out what little hair he has left)

Women, you can't live with them and retain your sanity, and you can't kill them.  So she's tired, which means that everything I do is wrong.  (tears out what little hair he has left)


Obligatory and I'm surprised it took us almost ten pages to get to it, but I shouldn't be surprised because we're all getting old:

http://i.imgur.com/zYNfjLM.jpg

("Click on it, it gets bigger!" said the Bishop to the Actress.)