i really wish that i could just get up in the moring,jump in the shower and be out the door in ten minutes.
i do enjoy primping but it's so time consuming  ::)

Well, someone has to say it: Pee standing up. Normally it doesn't bother me but if we are away from civilization, it certainly comes in handy.



Cat

Well, someone has to say it: Pee standing up. Normally it doesn't bother me but if we are away from civilization, it certainly comes in handy.



Cat

yeah,there's always that  ;D

I envy the fact that guys don't have to get a visit from 'Aunt Flo' every month.  ::)

i envy the multi-tasking woman seem to have. men do have one-track minds...

I envy the fact that guys don't have to get a visit from 'Aunt Flo' every month. ::)


I'll second that one ! :P

I envy that you dress in what you want.. there are times when trousers are constricting  ;)

You could always do a Beckham and wear a sarong  :-\\

Men are allowed not to shave their legs and underarms.  Women are generally looked on as freaky if they don't

I shave my underarms  :-[ lol.. just a bit so it's not like a forrest.. because i wear Basketball Jerseys and swim a lot and it isn't exactly nice.

Legs however.. like a horse.

Yeah maybe a sarong would be an idea... just need to pull a sapling out of the ground and face it.. i could be him

i envy the multi-tasking woman seem to have. men do have one-track minds...

I read somewhere that this is traceable to our Stone Age, hunter-gatherer past. The men would be out all day, single mindedly in pursuit of one thing, i.e. a kill to bring back to the camp. The women would be back in the camp, gathering berries, looking after the kids, keeping the fire going, gathering wood, getting the water, fighting off predators, skinning the animals, mending the clothes, etc. etc.

Reasonable good taste when it comes to decor, buying presents, etc...

I envy the fact that guys don't have to get a visit from 'Aunt Flo' every month.  ::)

I'll second that one ! :P




I'll third that! Just once I would like guys to KNOW exactly what we go through. Then they wouldn't be so quick to make comments about it.




Cat

multiple orgasms. i so much envy that from woman... ;)

multiple orgasms. i so much envy that from woman... ;)


LOL yah.. i was about to say think of times tables and your nearly there..

i must mention i'm so glad i started this topic..very entertaining  ;D

Yeah...I - erm, fourth that "Aunt Flo" visit? Lol

Nahh, i like being a woman, just more the fact we have to do most of the stuff - Multi-tasking (you get tired after that)

Oh yeah, and there's the fact that we are expected to do everything!

Boobs!  :o

Nah you can grow them if you try man

Yes but on a man boobs come with a beer gut.  :P  That is gross. :D

Yeah...I - erm, fourth that "Aunt Flo" visit? Lol



It goes away when you become a woman "of a certain age" and I'm gonna tell you those
multiple orgasms multiply when you stop worrying about the baby batter cooking up a bun
in your oven ;D

boobs

smoother legs.my legs are that of a hairy ape. ;D

smoother skin

Howard

Yes but on a man boobs come with a beer gut.   :P  That is gross. :D


you'll never know how a man feels. ;)



Howard

Well, someone has to say it: Pee standing up. Normally it doesn't bother me but if we are away from civilization, it certainly comes in handy.



Cat


I've seen pics of that where a young woman was in a man's bathroom in a urinal and she peed standing up.That was gutsy. ;D


Howard

I'm afraid I was slow on the uptake with this Aunt Flo thing. Poor naive me thought you were all getting pesky visits from your relatives.  ::)

I don't know what I am envious of . . . Though a nice pair of boobs would be nice. The problem here though is I wouldn't want to wear them because they get too bulky.

Any men out there envious of women getting pregnant?  ;D

I'm afraid I was slow on the uptake with this Aunt Flo thing. Poor naive me thought you were all getting pesky visits from your relatives.  ::)

I don't know what I am envious of . . . Though a nice pair of boobs would be nice. The problem here though is I wouldn't want to wear them because they get too bulky.

Any men out there envious of women getting pregnant?  ;D



no I'm pretty much happy with what god gave me. ;D


Howard

no I'm pretty much happy with what god gave me. ;D


Lol. I bet you are.  ;D

Lol. I bet you are.  ;D


Well,at least I don't have to buy playtex. ;D



Howard

It goes away when you become a woman "of a certain age" and I'm gonna tell you those
multiple orgasms multiply when you stop worrying about the baby batter cooking up a bun
in your oven ;D



I am waiting for the day when that happens-and hopefully it will be soon.




Cat

Well,at least I don't have to buy playtex. ;D


I'm going to regret asking this, Howard, but what is Playtex?

Ok, Bobby to answer your questions, Playtex is a brand of a certain product that women have to buy when they are visited by "Aunt Flo". Do I need to go any further or are you getting the drift?




Cat

I'm going to regret asking this, Howard, but what is Playtex?



Playtex are a brands of tampons when your girlfriend has her periods. ;D


Howard

Thank you Catwoman and Howard for your help. 'Getting the drift' may not be the best phrase to use.  ;D

Not to be gross or anything: but to have sex with many women without necessarily being labeled a "slut" or anything worse. Oh, and the use of the penis!

Tanya

Oh, and the use of the penis!

Tanya


As soon as I read that I thought of this joke that was sent to me a long time ago....

I'm sure many have read this before, but if you haven't read it, and if you have, read it again, its great!!!
It takes care of penis envy for me!! ;D

THE INTERNET IS LIKE A PENIS

It can be up or down.  It's more fun when it's up, but hard to get any real work done.

If you don't apply protective measures, it can spread viruses.

It has no brain of its own.  Instead, it uses and confuses yours.

We attach an importance to it that is far greater than its actual
size and influence we warrant.

If you're not careful, it can get you in big trouble.

Some people have it, some don't.

People who have it would be devastated if it were cut off - and
they think those who don't have it, want it.

People who don't have it may agree that it's a nifty toy, but think it's not worth the fuss made about it.

Once you've started playing with it, it's hard to stop.

Some people would play with it all day if they didn't have to work.  Of course, some people do anyway.


;D ;D ;D

Rio

I am waiting for the day when that happens-and hopefully it will be soon.

Cat


ooooh, I can't wait.  I love seeing it in others, but once was enough for me. :)

Not to be gross or anything: but to have sex with many women without necessarily being labeled a "slut" or anything worse. Oh, and the use of the penis!

Tanya



Yup-Women are "sluts" and men are "studs". Never made any sense to me. I heard a joke (from the male point of view)-a slut is a woman who will go to bed with anyone, a b!tch is a woman who will go to bed with anyone but YOU!


BTW, Rio, your joke is very funny.




Cat

THE INTERNET IS LIKE A PENIS

It can be up or down.  It's more fun when it's up, but hard to get any real work done.

If you don't apply protective measures, it can spread viruses.

It has no brain of its own.  Instead, it uses and confuses yours.

We attach an importance to it that is far greater than its actual
size and influence we warrant.

If you're not careful, it can get you in big trouble.

Some people have it, some don't.

People who have it would be devastated if it were cut off - and
they think those who don't have it, want it.

People who don't have it may agree that it's a nifty toy, but think it's not worth the fuss made about it.

Once you've started playing with it, it's hard to stop.

Some people would play with it all day if they didn't have to work.  Of course, some people do anyway.


;D ;D ;D

Rio




LOL!  Too funny!  ;D

I'm afraid I was slow on the uptake with this Aunt Flo thing. Poor naive me thought you were all getting pesky visits from your relatives.  ::)


Used to be known as 'having the painters in' around this part of the world...tho' I'm pretty sure no-one wanted to know that...!!

I'd have some of them 'multiple O's' myself, but I'm pretty sure that combined with my episodes of cramp, they'd probably finish me off...

Not to be gross or anything: but to have sex with many women without necessarily being labeled a "slut" or anything worse. Oh, and the use of the penis!

Tanya


What's with all this talk about penises? ;D

Howard

smoother legs

smoother underarms


Howard

I envy the tender touches, smooth skin, silky hair, kind hearts, beautiful minds, and gorgeous physiques :)

I envy the tender touches, smooth skin, silky hair, kind hearts, beautiful minds, and gorgeous physiques :)


Don't we wish us men could crave that? ;D

Howard

Funny joke, Rio!

Howard, just curious about having something I don't have, but have been to know to bust or cut off verbally!  :D ;D

Tanya

Women.. you guys have it easy.. is it you that has to put the christmas lights up on the outside of the house? Is it you that has to go down in the Basement, or up to the attic to get the christmas decorations? Is it you that has to go get a tree.. put it in the car, drag it home and set it up?

I appreciate that you usually get to hoover the needles up (which i see as unfair, the hoover is a neat toy) but doing all the Monkey work isn't fun.

Okay, I don't get all this "we can't do this" stuff. Aside from the physical differences, there's no law that says men and women can't do the same things.

Examples:
1. Men can definitely shave their legs and armpits if they want to (and I suggest they should, anyway - looks nicer). They don't have to wear trousers - look at all those Scottish kilts! Look at skirt-wearing male models on the catwalk!

2. Men don't have to do outside work, geez. Hire a labourer to do it for you. Ditto for women with housework. And of course, house-husbands are becoming more common, just as women in the workforce are.

3. Women can, technically, go to the toilet standing up. It's just a little messy. But in any place without access to a toilet (ie, in the bush) that's hardly going to matter.

4. Women don't have to have periods. It's the 21st century - you can get medication for it. I've had an injection that stops my period for ten months at a time, and it's worth it. No more pain. :) See?


With all this in mind, I can't say I envy men at all. They're just very different.

Yeah, we have to have periods or else there wouldn't be a need for injection. That's something that does make us physically different. We may not have to put up with it every month, but if we don't take medication to do so, we have to have it. Women don't have to have babies, but who else is going to have them?

Tanya

Used to be known as 'having the painters in' around this part of the world...tho' I'm pretty sure no-one wanted to know that...!!

I'd have some of them 'multiple O's' myself, but I'm pretty sure that combined with my episodes of cramp, they'd probably finish me off...


;D

Funny joke, Rio!

Howard, just curious about having something I don't have, but have been to know to bust or cut off verbally!  :D ;D

Tanya



Well Tanya at least I don't have a vagina. ;D



Howard

Well Tanya at least I don't have a vagina. ;D



Oh i dunno Howard.. i wouldn't complain all that much :D

There is a joke. This little boy was teasing this little girl saying, "Ha, ha, I have one to these and you don't." The little girl went home crying. When she came back, the little boy was still teasing her saying, "Ha, ha, I have one of these and you don't." The little girl looked at him and said, "My mommy told me that as long as I have one of THESE, I can get all of THOSE I want!"  ;D ;D :D :D




Cat

It's true ::)

There is a joke. This little boy was teasing this little girl saying, "Ha, ha, I have one to these and you don't." The little girl went home crying. When she came back, the little boy was still teasing her saying, "Ha, ha, I have one of these and you don't." The little girl looked at him and said, "My mommy told me that as long as I have one of THESE, I can get all of THOSE I want!"  ;D ;D :D :D




Cat



Then her Mother said a penis is a vagina with a long stick attached. ;D


Howard

feminine qualities. :D


Howard

^ I've used the same thing you are now using. I've also done skipped now and then. But, I stress now and then, don't make it a regular habit. Trust me, it will backfire.

Tanya

To all the ladies.

Can you get the Mirena IUS?  This has solved all my problems in that department.  Don't have to worry about monthly visits or anything else not wanted.

Hubby's been snipped so I don't have to use it for the "regular" reasons ;)

That is one of the best forms of birth control isn't it?  ;) I had complecations when I was on the pill (back in the dark ages). Now, since there is no reason for be to go through the pain I do every month, I can't wait until the "BIG M" sets in and it is coming. I feel it.




Cat

That is one of the best forms of birth control isn't it?  ;)


Uh oh! I'm experiencing a feminist revolt here, Alchoholica. I'm ducking under the computer desk before the scissors come out.  :o  ;D

Uh oh! I'm experiencing a feminist revolt here, Alchoholica. I'm ducking under the computer desk before the scissors come out.  :o  ;D



Now, would we do that you Bobby? (Don't answer that.)  ;)





Cat

getting pregnant.I don't even want to know what labor pain is. ;D


Howard

Uh oh! I'm experiencing a feminist revolt here, Alchoholica. I'm ducking under the computer desk before the scissors come out.  :o  ;D

Now, would we do that you Bobby? (Don't answer that.)  ;)





Cat


Someone at work has a copy of an article about a man who claims he did his own 'snip'!  It was in the Weekly News or something like that (which I understand is similar to the British Daily Sport, i.e. has headlines like "WWII bomber seen on moon").  The thought brings tears to most people's eyes I would suspect.

Someone at work has a copy of an article about a man who claims he did his own 'snip'!  It was in the Weekly News or something like that (which I understand is similar to the British Daily Sport, i.e. has headlines like "WWII bomber seen on moon").  The thought brings tears to most people's eyes I would suspect.




OUCH!!!!!  :o




Cat

silly git..

My favourite headline from the sport was...

Duck found in Arse  ;D

silly git..

My favourite headline from the sport was...

Duck found in Arse  ;D



I know we are getting off the topic a bit but I read Errol Flynn's autobiography. He stated that as a kid, he discovered that if you feed a duck a fatty peice of pork, it would go right through them. So he tied a string onto a piece of pork and fed it to a bunch of ducks and made a "duck bracelet" out of them. I was cracking up when I read that.


Sorry, back to topic.


Cat

I am envious.. i want a Duck bracelet.. but would look a bit wierd wearing one you see.. cus im a bloke not 'cus they are made out of ducks..  ::)

getting pregnant.I don't even want to know what labor pain is. ;D


Howard


You don't wanna know!  :\'(

Tanya

Women.. you guys have it easy.. is it you that has to put the christmas lights up on the outside of the house? Is it you that has to go down in the Basement, or up to the attic to get the christmas decorations? Is it you that has to go get a tree.. put it in the car, drag it home and set it up?

I appreciate that you usually get to hoover the needles up (which i see as unfair, the hoover is a neat toy) but doing all the Monkey work isn't fun.


Ha!

Perhaps you do all the monkey work, but look at what we have to do...

Clean
Cook
Feed Kids
Bath Kids
Get Kids to School
Get Dinners on the table
Possibly do the shopping
Etc, Etc...

...You get it? You possibly have the easiest life.

You don't wanna know!  :\'(

Tanya


All I have to do is put a big pillow under my shirt and there you go. ;D


Howard

Now, would we do that you Bobby? (Don't answer that.)  ;)


You would need a pair of garden shears.  ;D  ;D

silly git..

My favourite headline from the sport was...

Duck found in Arse  ;D


Ha ha! That is funny as heck. How did the paper make a story out of that (apart from just simply finding a duck up someone's arse)?

Ha!

Perhaps you do all the monkey work, but look at what we have to do...

Clean
Cook
Feed Kids
Bath Kids
Get Kids to School
Get Dinners on the table
Possibly do the shopping
Etc, Etc...

...You get it? You possibly have the easiest life.


Yep. You're right.

You would need a pair of garden shears.  ;D  ;D



I'm not going to touch that one.  ;)




Cat

I'm not going to touch that one.  ;)


Cat, lost for words?  ;)  ;D

Cat, lost for words?  ;)  ;D



Moi? Of course not. I just don't want to offend or get in trouble for saying something...um..."cutting".




Cat

Moi? Of course not. I just don't want to offend or get in trouble for saying something...um..."cutting".


If it's me you are worried about offending, Catwoman. Don't worry, I'm thick-skinned (unintentional innuendo).  ;D

There is a joke. This little boy was teasing this little girl saying, "Ha, ha, I have one to these and you don't." The little girl went home crying. When she came back, the little boy was still teasing her saying, "Ha, ha, I have one of these and you don't." The little girl looked at him and said, "My mommy told me that as long as I have one of THESE, I can get all of THOSE I want!"  ;D ;D :D :D
Cat


reminds me of what a comedian once said, his name was ....... Jay Hickman I believe.

"women are superior... how? you ask could that be? well, they got half the money and all the *u**y ;) and with all the *u**y ;) it's only a matter of time before they have all the money!"

all the hunny?  ???

multiple orgasms. i so much envy that from woman... ;)


Yeah but do you know how time consuming it is for a woman to get there in the first place?! You guys can just blink and catch an orgasm.

Yeah but do you know how time consuming it is for a woman to get there in there in the first place?! You guys can just blink and catch an orgasm.


Well . . . That would take a lot of stimulus.  ;D

If a bloke isn't in the mood, it can be difficult sometimes.

Well . . . That would take a lot of stimulus.  ;D

If a bloke isn't in the mood, it can be difficult sometimes.



Or use plenty of batteries  ;)



Cat

Or use plenty of batteries  ;)


Certainly for a lady. Not sure it has the same effect for men.  ;D

smoother skin :D


Howard

Women don't have to shave their faces.

Women don't have to shave their faces.


us guys do. ::)


Howard

us guys do. ::)


Exactly. I envy the fact that we have to shave our faces and women don't.

Exactly. I envy the fact that we have to shave our faces and women don't.



we don't have to shave our legs. ;D


Howard

we don't have to shave our legs. ;D


It's more obvious when you shave your face. Especially with all the tissue covering the cut areas.  ;D

It's more obvious when you shave your face. Especially with all the tissue covering the cut areas.   ;D



& I bleed. :(

Howard

smoother skin :D


Howard


Not my Aunt!, God forgive me but the woman can cut glass with her chin.

Feminine hygiene products.

You could fill a dump truck with all the products hawked to women.  Sprays, gels, creams, powders, plasmas, mini, maxi, heavy, light flow, overnight, all-day, all-month, scented, unscented, time release, odor absorbing, odor masking, disposable, archiveable, portable, permanently instaled.  Wrapped in paper, plastic, nylon, cardboard, and probably titanium.  With an ever-growing list of features like adhesive strips, wings, hood scoops, mudflaps, and propellers.  Products designed to make one gorgeous, clean, fresh, confident, unwrinkled, and impoverished.

What a racket.  I'm amazed that a comparable industry for men has not emerged.  ;D

Feminine hygiene products.

You could fill a dump truck with all the products hawked to women.  Sprays, gels, creams, powders, plasmas, mini, maxi, heavy, light flow, overnight, all-day, all-month, scented, unscented, time release, odor absorbing, odor masking, disposable, archiveable, portable, permanently instaled.  Wrapped in paper, plastic, nylon, cardboard, and probably titanium.  With an ever-growing list of features like adhesive strips, wings, hood scoops, mudflaps, and propellers.  Products designed to make one gorgeous, clean, fresh, confident, unwrinkled, and impoverished.

What a racket.  I'm amazed that a comparable industry for men has not emerged.   ;D


ROFL!  ;D

Feminine hygiene products.

You could fill a dump truck with all the products hawked to women.  Sprays, gels, creams, powders, plasmas, mini, maxi, heavy, light flow, overnight, all-day, all-month, scented, unscented, time release, odor absorbing, odor masking, disposable, archiveable, portable, permanently instaled.  Wrapped in paper, plastic, nylon, cardboard, and probably titanium.  With an ever-growing list of features like adhesive strips, wings, hood scoops, mudflaps, and propellers.  Products designed to make one gorgeous, clean, fresh, confident, unwrinkled, and impoverished.

What a racket.  I'm amazed that a comparable industry for men has not emerged.   ;D
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Not my Aunt!, God forgive me but the woman can cut glass with her chin.


I am very hirsuite. ;D



Howard

Feminine hygiene products.

You could fill a dump truck with all the products hawked to women.  Sprays, gels, creams, powders, plasmas, mini, maxi, heavy, light flow, overnight, all-day, all-month, scented, unscented, time release, odor absorbing, odor masking, disposable, archiveable, portable, permanently instaled.  Wrapped in paper, plastic, nylon, cardboard, and probably titanium.  With an ever-growing list of features like adhesive strips, wings, hood scoops, mudflaps, and propellers.  Products designed to make one gorgeous, clean, fresh, confident, unwrinkled, and impoverished.

What a racket.  I'm amazed that a comparable industry for men has not emerged.   ;D


us guys we have our masculine products such as shaving cream,deodarant,soap,combs,hairbrushes,razors and cologne for us to look and smell nice. ;D


Howard

us guys we have our masculine products such as shaving cream,deodarant,soap,combs,hairbrushes,razors and cologne for us to look and smell nice. ;D


Howard


I know what you mean, Howard.

I hate going out with that not-so-fresh feeling.  ;D

LB

I know what you mean, Howard.

I hate going out with that not-so-fresh feeling.  ;D

LB


me too.I deoderize myself just about everywhere on my body including my groin and armpits.us guys also need to powder ourselves in those very sensitive areas. ;)  ;D


Howard

me too.I deoderize myself just about everywhere on my body including my groin and armpits.us guys also need to powder ourselves in those very sensitive areas. ;)  ;D


Well . .  . I don't deodorise myself in the groin (I let showering take care of that) but I used to deodorise my chest as well as my armpits but it seemed to cause irritation and spots (which doesn't now).

I must be really friends with you folks to divulge my hygiene habits with you.  ;D

Being able to get horny any time, any where, for any reason (or no reason at all). ;D

If I could do that it would make me and my hubby much more compatable.

Well . .  . I don't deodorise myself in the groin (I let showering take care of that) but I used to deodorise my chest as well as my armpits but it seemed to cause irritation and spots (which doesn't now).

I must be really friends with you folks to divulge my hygiene habits with you.  ;D



No,it's quite alright Bob. ;)


Howard

Being able to get horny any time, any where, for any reason (or no reason at all). ;D

If I could do that it would make me and my hubby much more compatable.


thats a bit of a misconception. there are times when we can't get in the mood....like after a huge meal, after working a 16 hour shift or having one too many beers (yes, even the time honoured ice breaker of intoxication, even then we can be too drunk to ****)

thats a bit of a misconception. there are times when we can't get in the mood....like after a huge meal, after working a 16 hour shift or having one too many beers (yes, even the time honoured ice breaker of intoxication, even then we can be too drunk to ****)


I totally agree sputnikcorp. I believe the term is called Brewers Droop.  ;D

No,it's quite alright Bob. ;)


Thank you, Howard lol.  ;D

thats a bit of a misconception. there are times when we can't get in the mood....like after a huge meal, after working a 16 hour shift or having one too many beers (yes, even the time honoured ice breaker of intoxication, even then we can be too drunk to ****)


Not my husband,  he may be too drunk to **** but he's not too drunk to try.
Everything revolves around sex.  If we're eating dinner and I say, "Do you want my pickle?"  His response is, "Oh, is that what you're calling it now?  Yes, I want it."  ;)

I totally agree sputnikcorp. I believe the term is called Brewers Droop.  ;D


What is Bewer's Droop?

Howard

colored nails


Howard

What is Bewer's Droop?


Brewers Droop, Howard, is the term used when very drunk men can not have sex.

I envy the fact that guys don't have to get a visit from 'Aunt Flo' every month.  ::)


Okay, I don't know how many down I am on this one (fifth, sixth?)..but all I can say is AMEN to that!!   ;)

I envy the fact that guys don't have to get a visit from 'Aunt Flo' every month.


Yes, but on the other hand, women don;t have to worry about a visit from Uncle Woody at the beach.  :P

Yes, but on the other hand, women don;t have to worry about a visit from Uncle Woody at the beach.  :P


Or Cousin Peter. ;D


Howard

Yes, but on the other hand, women don;t have to worry about a visit from Uncle Woody at the beach.  :P


Very irritating . . . and uncomfortable to say the least.  :-[

Very irritating . . . and uncomfortable to say the least.  :-[


at least women don't have to worry about getting a hard-on. ;D


Howard

at least women don't have to worry about getting a hard-on. ;D


Howard
Whoa dude...I prescribe a cold shower for  you....STAT (Of coourse THAT would not aid you in achieving one of those) ::)

Whoa dude...I prescribe a cold shower for  you....STAT (Of coourse THAT would not aid you in achieving one of those) ::)


STAT? Is that anti-viagra is it, Mark?

STAT? Is that anti-viagra is it, Mark?
;D Sure, why not, Bobby :D

;D Sure, why not, Bobby :D


???  :)

???  :)
I think we need to enter Howard in one of those crazy events where people dive naked into a freezing lake :D

I think we need to enter Howard in one of those crazy events where people dive naked into a freezing lake :D


Lol. There is a joke in there but I'm not quite sure I want to say it.  ;D

Lol. There is a joke in there but I'm not quite sure I want to say it.  ;D


I'm sure I don't  :-X :D ;)

Being able to get horny any time, any where, for any reason (or no reason at all). ;D

If I could do that it would make me and my hubby much more compatable.


There is no reason why a woman cannot get horny at any moment.  Best part is...  no one can tell  ;)  Even when wearing tight clothing.

:)

I think we need to enter Howard in one of those crazy events where people dive naked into a freezing lake :D



No way,I'll freeze my member off.LOL ;D
I'll end up with frostbite. :o


Howard

Whoa dude...I prescribe a cold shower for  you....STAT (Of coourse THAT would not aid you in achieving one of those) ::)



sorry I don't take STAT.I do it the natural way. ;) achieving it without medication. ;D


Howard

There is no reason why a woman cannot get horny at any moment.  Best part is...  no one can tell  ;)  Even when wearing tight clothing.
:)


Lol. That can work against any woman when she wants her favourite man to know how she feels.

Admittedly, I don't think an erection is a great way of telling a woman you find her attractive lol.  ;D

I'm sure I don't  :-X :D ;)


:-X indeed.  ;D

There is no reason why a woman cannot get horny at any moment.  Best part is...  no one can tell  ;)  Even when wearing tight clothing.

:)
This thread is getting really interesting ;)

This thread is getting really interesting ;)


I wonder if anybody esle has something silly to say about women? ;D



Howard

Lol. That can work against any woman when she wants her favourite man to know how she feels.

Admittedly, I don't think an erection is a great way of telling a woman you find her attractive lol.  ;D



of course it is. ;D the bulge in the guy's pants ;)


Howard

Lol. That can work against any woman when she wants her favourite man to know how she feels.

Admittedly, I don't think an erection is a great way of telling a woman you find her attractive lol.  ;D


No, it's probably not the best way...  but it certainly doesn't cause any confusion does it? 

:-) fw

Brewers Droop, Howard, is the term used when very drunk men can not have sex.


LOLOL... I always wonderd what she meant :P

Lol. That can work against any woman when she wants her favourite man to know how she feels.

Admittedly, I don't think an erection is a great way of telling a woman you find her attractive lol.  ;D


LMAO... walk around with your hips extended forward and beeping at hot chicks  ;D

I think we need to enter Howard in one of those crazy events where people dive naked into a freezing lake :D


I have swam naked in the sea at skegness... and.. to my utter shame (because there was a camera present) the sea near the nuclear power station in Wales.. near Llanelli... what a man what a man what a mighty fine man ::)

True.  What I cannot get hubby to understand, though, is that a guy gets excited and if nothing happens, it eventually goes away...when a woman gets excited, there's a wet spot to deal with even after the feeling goes away :P



Oh it happens down there.There's a certain special feeling for us guys.like women,we also have wet spots. :P




Howard

LOL>. wetspots classic... i suppose thats one advantage of a skirt

LOL>. wetspots classic... i suppose thats one advantage of a skirt



when you have mirrors on your shoes and you peek under the skirts,that causes wet spots. ;D





Howard

Haven't tried that one man.. might have to give it a go  ;D

Haven't tried that one man.. might have to give it a go  ;D



Oh yeah.you wouldn't believe the things you'll see. ;D




Howard

LOL.. i believe you man.. people may just wonder why you have mirrors on your shoes than eh.. lol

No, it's probably not the best way...  but it certainly doesn't cause any confusion does it? 

:-) fw


It increases the chances of getting a slap though.  ;D

It increases the chances of something much worse than a slap Bob

Oh it happens down there.There's a certain special feeling for us guys.like women,we also have wet spots. :P


Good grief. You will be talking about nocturnal emmissions next, Howard. ::)

It increases the chances of something much worse than a slap Bob


;D

Never been brave enough to attempt it in public.  ;D

Don't think your with me here are you..think Knee to crotch  :o

Don't think your with me here are you..think Knee to crotch  :o


Ah! Know I get you. I was thinking legally not physically.  ;D

Gosh! That hurts when it's not in action! :o

Legal action.. meh..you can claim mental durex.. duress duress!!!

Legal action.. meh..you can claim mental durex.. duress duress!!!


Heh heh.  ;D

At risking of sounding stupid, Alchoholica. What does 'meh' mean?

It's a kind of noise accomponied with a hand gesture for ultimate effect.. like.. meh who cares

the typical hand gesture would be like a flop of the hand.. something very non challant (typo?)

It's a kind of noise accomponied with a hand gesture for ultimate effect.. like.. meh who cares

the typical hand gesture would be like a flop of the hand.. something very non challant (typo?)


I see.  :)

A very usefull gesture.. the missus wants something doing..

Missus - Why havent you *add pointless task here* yet?
Clever Guy - Meh

A very usefull gesture.. the missus wants something doing..

Missus - Why havent you *add pointless task here* yet?
Clever Guy - Meh


Heh heh. I would be flopping my hands about all the time, then lol.  ;D

LOL... well i wouldn't 'flop' your hands too much or she may begin to wonder

LOL... well i wouldn't 'flop' your hands too much or she may begin to wonder


Heh heh. Imagine the response, 'not in front of the child'.  ;D

Robert please you'll give him ideas!

Robert please you'll give him ideas!


Like he doesn't know already. He's in the awkward adolescent years . . .  ::)

;)  movin' right along....


I envy the natural physical strength of men.  There are times (not many, 'cause I'm quite strong for my size) when I can't lift something and have to find help.

Good grief. You will be talking about nocturnal emmissions next, Howard. ::)



you bet I will. ;D





Howard

when you have mirrors on your shoes and you peek under the skirts,that causes wet spots. ;D


Howard


:o :o :o

YES! Women aren't expected to be aggressive. Women are courted; they don't have to make the first move. 

I wish I could write my name in the snow




~beth

I wish I could write my name in the snow




~beth


??? Why can't you now?

cause I don't have a.....MAN PART

...it just wouldn't work.


  ;D


~Beth

cause I don't have a.....MAN PART

...it just wouldn't work.


;D


~Beth


Um...ok?

I still don't get your drift..ah well.

dude....I don't have a Penis....I can't aim at the snow.


Beth :D

;D



I would have to go...REALLY fast


LOL


~Beth

OHHHH. Sorry about that.

We don't really have snow here so I had no clue as to what you were implying.

;D

I envy the fact that (at least in my case) my husband gets things handed to him (free tickets to football/baseball games, invitations to golf outings, etc) and he always ends up going...but on the other hand, I usually never do anything because I am the one that is always worried about spending any money that we don't have, etc. :-\\

I envy the fact that (at least in my case) my husband gets things handed to him (free tickets to football/baseball games, invitations to golf outings, etc) and he always ends up going...but on the other hand, I usually never do anything because I am the one that is always worried about spending any money that we don't have, etc. :-\\


totally: or there are things that need to be done and home and i turn it down...then find he's accepted something and just goes...and i get concerned about the cost too...

totally: or there are things that need to be done and home and i turn it down...then find he's accepted something and just goes...and i get concerned about the cost too...


gosh, I hate that so bad!  It's like they are only concerned with their needs.  I am lucky to get to go out once every blue moon, but he goes to high school football games with my dad, baseball games with some friends, he plays golf usually every other week....Hmmm...I think I need to take up a hobby. ???

I hate that when a guy does something "rugged" or "manly" it's commonplace..but when I do it (and my hobbies and work in the past have all been traditionally for men) it was 'oohh...impressive!"
jerks.

I hate that when a guy does something "rugged" or "manly" it's commonplace..but when I do it (and my hobbies and work in the past have all been traditionally for men) it was 'oohh...impressive!"
jerks.


With you on that one.

Women.. you guys have it easy.. is it you that has to put the christmas lights up on the outside of the house? Is it you that has to go down in the Basement, or up to the attic to get the christmas decorations? Is it you that has to go get a tree.. put it in the car, drag it home and set it up?



Actually yes, I do all of those things...  :P


I envy the fact that men can take their shirts off any old time, wether they have a beer belly or a six pack.  I've always wished I could do that, especially when it's 100 degrees out.

I envy that men don't really need to shave everyday all the time, if they're not up to it. But, I still gotta shave my underarms everyday, and my legs, if need be.

The freedom to pee anywhere, without getting it all over yourself ;D

Well, someone has to say it: Pee standing up. Normally it doesn't bother me but if we are away from civilization, it certainly comes in handy.



Cat


I don't pee standing up.

I don't pee standing up.



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I envy that men don't really need to shave everyday all the time, if they're not up to it. But, I still gotta shave my underarms everyday, and my legs, if need be.


Very true, a "leg-beard" will never be in style or acceptable among society.  If you're a woman and you have 1/8" hair on your legs it's time to shave again, which sucks.

I also envy the ability to look stylish in baggy clothes.

Also, to the guys who want boobs.....they are just flesh wrapped in skin, GET OVER IT.

I envy the fact that men can take their shirts off any old time, wether they have a beer belly or a six pack.


That's one thing you will not catch me doing (mostly due to the former, not the latter...) :-[

I envy that men don't really need to shave everyday all the time, if they're not up to it. But, I still gotta shave my underarms everyday, and my legs, if need be.



I don't mind having to shave.  I enjoy it.....it makes me feel better about myself when my legs are nice and smooth.  If I haven't shaved in a couple of days, I don't feel attractive and then I don't want to leave my house without pants on instead of shorts/a skirt or something.

You've all addressed this in various ways but, generally, guys can be considered cool and attractive just by waking up, slipping on some jeans, splashing some water on their faces and running their fingers through their hair.  Women on the other hand have many more expectations in our culture in regards to looks and fashion.

Actually yes, I do all of those things...  :P


I envy the fact that men can take their shirts off any old time, wether they have a beer belly or a six pack.  I've always wished I could do that, especially when it's 100 degrees out.


You can do them all for me then.

Awww Ash, you know I don't mind who takes their shirt off whenever.

You've all addressed this in various ways but, generally, guys can be considered cool and attractive just by waking up, slipping on some jeans, splashing some water on their faces and running their fingers through their hair.  Women on the other hand have many more expectations in our culture in regards to looks and fashion.


Not necessarily. I for one require quite a bit of maintainence. Nail clipping, shaving, eyebrows(I'm cursed with a unibrow if I don't), brushing, flossing, deodorant, cologne.. Also I have to use this cream to keep my face clear, not only to keep clear skin but to keep sores off my face due to psoriasis.

And my hair! Shampooing, conditioning(both in the shower and overnight), brushing and finally I have to keep my scalp well-scrubbed all the time or my scalp crusts over, due to my psoriasis.

Also if you are a man cursed with backhair and refuse to live with it, thats a pain to deal with.

Anyway, the only two things I can think of that I envy in the opposite sex are social, not physical. One is that traditionally they don't have to be as assertive(I'm pretty shy), and also some women, and I'm not saying all and these days it seems to be an increasing minority- but some, don't REALY have to worry about taking care of themselves financially.

Also if you are a man cursed with backhair and refuse to live with it, thats a pain to deal with.

Anyway, the only two things I can think of that I envy in the opposite sex are social, not physical. One is that traditionally they don't have to be as assertive(I'm pretty shy), and also some women, and I'm not saying all and these days it seems to be an increasing minority- but some, don't REALY have to worry about taking care of themselves financially.



I envy that in other women.  I'd like to be more social and not have to worry about working for a living, but alas.....was not to be.

Oh yeah, also, if you're a woman and you do have some kind of facial hair, you can't just shave it.  It must either be plucked or waxed.

Not necessarily. I for one require quite a bit of maintainence. Nail clipping, shaving, eyebrows(I'm cursed with a unibrow if I don't), brushing, flossing, deodorant, cologne.. Also I have to use this cream to keep my face clear, not only to keep clear skin but to keep sores off my face due to psoriasis.

And my hair! Shampooing, conditioning(both in the shower and overnight), brushing and finally I have to keep my scalp well-scrubbed all the time or my scalp crusts over, due to my psoriasis.


I do understand that my generalization was just that -- a generalization and not true for everyone.

I like well-groomed men.

I don't like cavemen. HOWEVER...if i like you, I will never ever ever hold something against you.  You could be purple with long hair and scales and have "Jets Rule" scarred into your forehead and work in a slaughterhouse and i'll still like you. 

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Haven't done it in a long time.

Don't know if I still can.



I don't think it's that hard to stand up and pee.....if you're a guy.  If you're a girl, I can understand the difficulty.

boobs  ;D

Haven't done it in a long time.

Don't know if I still can.


It's big enough to hold right...

It's big enough to hold right...



OMFG.  ;D

Those busty blonde women who use their boobs and hot legs to get out of speeding tickets, etc.

Don't know if that can work in real life though, but it seems to work in the movies ;D

Haven't done it in a long time.

Don't know if I still can.



wow, that's different...have you always done that sitting down? ???

Getting pregnant.

Getting pregnant.



aww Doms....do you want to have a bebe? :D

aww Doms....do you want to have a bebe? :D


XD He actually just likes the looks of a pregnant stomach.

XD He actually just likes the looks of a pregnant stomach.



oh REAAALLY? that's interesting. It's kind of cute, that is until pregnant women wear those belly revealing shirts/evening gowns that show off their big pregnant belly....I don't dig that.

XD He actually just likes the looks of a pregnant stomach.


Dude, it'd be so cool to have a tummy that's all round and big!

I don't envy anything. Happy to be a woman! And I adore the opposite gender!

I love being a man and seeing my body parts working properly!  ;D

They can do the splits :o

They can do the splits :o

What? I can't!  :o

I envy about men the physical strength thing and not having to deal with that horrid monthly problem.  :-[

Quite a lot but it boils down to at least these three things:

- How they can dress even in more formal situations and how they can express themselves overall.
- How they can wear their hair.- Their appeal I guess.

I do have personal issues regarding gender though and I hope I can get it resolved soon. I tend to think especially attractive women are simply just cooler than attractive men.

Quite a lot but it boils down to at least these three things:

- How they can dress even in more formal situations and how they can express themselves overall.
- How they can wear their hair.- Their appeal I guess.

I do have personal issues regarding gender though and I hope I can get it resolved soon. I tend to think especially attractive women are simply just cooler than attractive men.

Yeah but being dressed down and super casual as a woman equals slovenly or sloppy to some. It's not fun having to put forth more effort before you go out.

Yeah but being dressed down and super casual as a woman equals slovenly or sloppy to some. It's not fun having to put forth more effort before you go out.
I can see why but I feel like in many cases for me, expressing myself in a more traditionally masculine manner either makes me feel uncomfortable or uninspired or both. I wish to be less seen as my assigned gender at birth but I don't think I live among accepting people or far enough away from said intolerant people.

I can see why but I feel like in many cases for me, expressing myself in a more traditionally masculine manner either makes me feel uncomfortable or uninspired or both. I wish to be less seen as my assigned gender at birth but I don't think I live among accepting people or far enough away from said intolerant people.

What have people said?

multiple orgasms. i so much envy that from woman... ;)


Guys can do that too. It’s just a little more difficult.

And pregnant or not, I do love the looks of a tummy on a gal.

One thing I do envy is the multiple options for birth control that women have. Women’s bodies are so much more complicated and there are so many choices out there. Yet guys are so simple and they can’t come up with anything but a vasectomy. I think it’s a conspiracy.

What have people said?
Well I admit I'm too afraid to ask, but I was caught wearing my mom's clothes one time when I was younger and my dad was furious.

More dating options (i. e., desirable candidates).

More dating options (i. e., desirable candidates).

Hahahaha oh that's a good one! You're so funny! Where are these desirable candidates you speak of?  ::)

They can do the splits :o


I can't do the splits for the life of me.  ::)

Hahahaha oh that's a good one! You're so funny! Where are these desirable candidates you speak of?  ::)


I'd guess wherever you live, judging by how you told me I wasn't ready to date.

Their desirable shapely figure.  :(