;) Here's my list:
Tony Stewart vs. Jeff Gordon...especially after Gordon's calling "Smoke"(Tony's nickname)'brain-dead'
Martha Stewart vs Kathie Lee Gifford(held at an illegal sweatshop)
Noel Gallagher vs. his brother Liam....Oasis'two egomaniac brothers with the match televised LIVE on MTV!!
Pat Buchanan(ultra-right-wing)vs Al Sharpton(extreme left egotist Democrat)
Kurt Busch vs Jimmy Spencer-revenge for Spencer breaking Busch's nose at a race last season!
Sonic The Hedgehog vs. Crash Bandicoot....I think Sonic would win..
Tony Stewart vs Darrell Waltrip....especially after all the crap DW says about 'Smoke'
Kenneth Lay vs. any pissed-off ex-Enron worker...live from the BIG HOUSE!!
:D

Michael Moore vs. Bill O'Reilly
Britney vs. Christina
Howard Stern vs. Michael Powell (head of the FCC)

Mike Tyson versus Michael Jackson

Mike Tyson versus Kid Rock

Mike Tyson versus Jennifer Lopez

Mike Tyson versus Michael Moore

Mike Tyson versus CyberPerv

Mike Tyson versus Britney's Fiance

Paris Hilton  vs.  Calista Flockhart
Ja Rule  vs.  50 Cent
Jay Z  vs  Nas
Madonna  vs.  Sharon Stone
Britney Spears  vs.  Jessica Simpson
Wu Tang Clan  vs.  The Muppets
Val Kilmer  vs.  Brad Pitt    (oil them up first)
Heath Ledger  vs.  Josh Harnett
Tyra Banks  vs  Naomi Campbell  (oil them up first)
Liza Minelli  vs.  Joan Rivers
RuPaul  vs.  Alexis Arquette 
Courtney Love  vs.  Pink

George Bush vs.Osama Bin Laden


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Optimus Prime vs Megatron,no lasers or stuff like that,just the head Autobot and head Decepticon going at each other in a Cybertron streetfight!

William "Refrigerator" Perry vs.
Brett"I'm a whiner and a sissy" Favre
Kordell "Pretty Boy in Leggs"Stewart
Rich"I'm a QB that can't do my job"Gannon

Michael Moore vs. Rush Limbaugh-called the "full of hot air" match. And the audience better bring gas masks,because of the foul stench that will be unleashed on BOTH sides!!

Rusty Wallace vs. Cale Yarbourough vs. Bobby Allison in a three-way match!!

The Bush Sisters
vs.The Hiltons




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Ah-nold Schwartzenegger vs. Vin Diesel.....If Vin Diesel wins,Schwarzenegger has to step down as California's governor!

Michael Moore vs. Rush Limbaugh-called the "full of hot air" match. And the audience better bring gas masks,because of the foul stench that will be unleashed on BOTH sides!!
Oh by the way.....it's a SUMO wrestling match. So be prepared to see two big ugly tushies!

Muhammad Ali IN HIS PRIME vs:
Anthony'Sissy boy I'm terrified of real competition'Mundine

Mike' I need Thorazine coz I've gone mad'Tyson. Ali when he was "The Greatest" would knock some sense into 'Cannibal Boy' Tyson's thick skull!

Anna Nicole Smith vs. Pamela Anderson Lee. Oh yeah,better get the censors ready with those black censored bars to cover up the assets for TV,cos they might just pop out their tops!

Scott Weiland vs. Robert Downey jr. winner gets rehab paid for for the rest of their sorry lives!

Britney Spears vs. Hillary Duff
Christina Aguilera vs. J-Lo
"Sonny Corinthos"(General Hospital)vs"Stefano DiMera"(used to be on Days Of Our Lives)..I think Sonny would win...
Jerry Springer vs. Dr Phil
Steve(Springer's security guard)vs Mr.T
Todd Bertruzzi vs Jaromir Jagr
Todd Bertruzzi vs Bob Probert
Shaq vs. Allen Iverson
P.O.D. vs Linkin Park...not boxing,but in a "rap-off"
Marilyn Manson vs P.O.D.'S Sonny Sandoval

Prince vs.Michael Jackson



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Although I don't care for celebrity boxing, I think Pat Robertson vs. Jerry Falwell would be good. How about Rosanna Arquette vs. Courteney Cox-Arquette?

Oprah Winfrey vs. Rosie O'Donnell!

John Rocker vs. Jeremy Shockey....an MLB bigot vs. an NFL loudmouth....

Donald Trump vs. Bill Gates...in a 'fortune vs. fortune'match...one goes home richer than they ever dreamed.....the loser goes home wearing a barrel over his body,paper bag over his head,and a sign saying'LOSER' to carry with him out on the streets!!

Bush vs Kerry :D

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Kenny Rogers vs.The Baseball Player Kenny Rogers :D



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the Match between the Gods.....Buddha vs. Confucius

Jeff Gordon vs. ex-wife Brooke....with Rick Hendrick(Jeff's boss) as the referee!

Ted Nugent vs. the head honcho of PETA!!

David Lee Roth vs. Sammy Hagar...referee will be Eddie Van Halen!

Rosie getting her fat *ss whooped by Charleton Heston

James Hetfield(Metallica)vs. Dave Mustaine(Megadeth)...I don't think there's any love lost between these two....My bet is that Mustaine would kick James' a**!!

Tony Stewart vs. Kasey Kahne...the rematch held at Dale Earnhardt Jr's private boxing ring...with no NASCAR officials around to spoil the fun...

Robert Plant vs. David 'Whitesnake's BIG EGOTIST'Coverdale

Michael Jackson vs. Michael Jackson(Basketball Player)



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Muhammad Ali IN HIS PRIME vs:
Anthony'Sissy boy I'm terrified of real competition'Mundine


First of all, Ali was a Heavyweight, Mundine is a Super Middleweight, of COURSE Ali could pummel him.  Second of all, what do you mean he's "terrified of real competition"?  He's an Australian fighter ranked #43 in the World ???

Jerry Falwell vs. Louis Farrakhan...in a "religious extremist jihad"match

Paris Hilton vs. Britney Spears
Jay Z vs. Ja Rule vs. Puff Daddy
Hillary Duff vs. Avril Lavinge
Jimmy Kimmel vs. Bill O'Reilly
Howard Stern vs. Rush Limbaugh

Britney Vs Shar Jackson (Frederlines ex)

Hello ,

The boxing or fight match I wanne see is :

Avril Lavigne vs Hillary Swank
Renee O Connor (Gabrielle) vs Xena the warrior princess
Famke Janssen vs Halle Berry

The winners of all matches could have a wrestle match with me , that would be nice.

Tony Stewart vs. Darrell Waltrip....anyone who watches NASCAR on FOX KNOWS those two have absolutely no love lost for each other...especially since "DW" can't stop badmouthing "Smoke"(SMOKE is Tony's nickname)
and the undercard matches:
Kevin Harvick vs. Greg Biffle-two other drivers who seem to like to brawl...
Kurt Busch vs. Jimmy Spencer.....in a REVENGE match..

of course...Speed Channel would carry the event,LIVE.............. ;)

:D the Brady Bunch vs. the Partridge Family  :D

Boy George vs. George Michael....

the undercard....
Britney Spears vs. Her hubby's ex-wife
Kobe Bryant vs Jayson Williams...the 'bad apples' match..
Chyna vs. Trish Stratus

Morris the Cat vs. the Taco Bell Chihuahua....just 'play-fighting'

You mean the Ancient Asian philosophists. I don't believe either one of them said they were gods. They were just worshipped like gods.

the Match between the Gods.....Buddha vs. Confucius

You mean the Ancient Asian philosophists. I don't believe either one of them said they were gods. They were just worshipped like gods.


OIC,thanx!

David Lee Roth vs. Sammy Hagar,with Eddie Van Halen refereeing!

Johnnie Cochran vs. Marcia Clark....live from the Los Angeles courthouse!!

Johnnie Cochran vs. Marcia Clark....live from the Los Angeles courthouse!!
She'd beat his behind and then he'd appeal by playing the Race card :P

She'd beat his behind and then he'd appeal by playing the Race card :P
Just asking...why did some people think Marcia Clark was pretty? She was 'plain-jane' to me!

Just asking...why did some people think Marcia Clark was pretty? She was 'plain-jane' to me!
She was "Cute" but she and the prosecution were surely on thier knees as they blew the case >:(

Because they were judging her from the calves down when she wore those ultra short minis at the beginning of OJ's trial. She certainly wasn't a beauty queen.

Just asking...why did some people think Marcia Clark was pretty? She was 'plain-jane' to me!