You kids know what to do!

AFI
Atheist
Bad Religion
Bathory
The Beach Boys
The Beatles
Beck
Ben Folds Five
Black Sabbath
James Blunt
David Bowie
Buckethead
Cake
Camera Obscura
Cannibal Corpse
Coldplay
Alice Cooper
Cradle of Filth
Dead Kennedys
Death Cab For Cutie
Depeche Mode
Dimmu Borgir
Eyehategod
The Flaming Lips
Fountains of Wayne
Franz Ferdinand
Daniel Johnston
The Jimi Hendrix Experience
Marilyn Manson
Meat Puppets
Metallica
Mindless Self Indulgence
Modest Mouse
Momus
My Chemical Romance
Elvis Presley
Neutral Milk Hotel
Nine Inch Nails
Nirvana
Gary Numan
The Offspring
Pixies
Prince
Radiohead
Red Hot Chili Peppers
R.E.M.
Shark Punch
Sisters of Mercy
System of a Down
They Might Be Giants
The Vincent Black Shadow
The Vines (getting really tired of them myself)
Voltaire
Weezer
Kanye West
The White Stripes
The Yeah Yeah Yeahs

AFI 3
The Beach Boys 3
The Beatles 4
Beck 3
Black Sabbath 5
James Blunt 1 I just can't take him anymore lol.
Coldplay 4
Death Cab For Cutie 4
Depeche Mode 4.5
The Flaming Lips 3
Fountains of Wayne 4
Franz Ferdinand 3.5
The Jimi Hendrix Experience 4.5
Marilyn Manson 3.5
Meat Puppets
Metallica 4
Modest Mouse 4
My Chemical Romance 2 They have a few ok songs.
Nine Inch Nails 4
Nirvana 5
Pixies 3.5
Prince 4
Radiohead 4
Red Hot Chili Peppers 5
R.E.M. 4
Weezer 4
Kanye West 4
The White Stripes 4
The Yeah Yeah Yeahs 4 for "Gold Lion" that's all I know.

AFI- 2-5 based on the song.
Atheist- 4 just for "Mother Man"
Bad Religion- 2
Bathory- 5
The Beach Boys- 0
The Beatles- I don't know, it varies every time I answer this based on how annoyed I am.
Beck- 4
Ben Folds Five- 4
Black Sabbath- 4
James Blunt- 5
David Bowie- 4
Buckethead- 5
Cake- 0
Camera Obscura- 1
Cannibal Corpse- 5
Coldplay- 4
Alice Cooper- Not sure
Cradle of Filth- 2
Dead Kennedys- 4
Death Cab For Cutie- Absolute 0.
Depeche Mode- 4
Dimmu Borgir- 5
Eyehategod- 5!!!
The Flaming Lips- 4
Fountains of Wayne- 0
Franz Ferdinand- 4 for the self-titled.
Daniel Johnston- 5
The Jimi Hendrix Experience- 4 only for "Foxy Lady"
Marilyn Manson- 4
Meat Puppets- not sure
Metallica- 3 just for all the crap they made... but they have a few great songs.
Mindless Self Indulgence- 5
Modest Mouse- 5!! Total 5.
Momus- 5!!!!
My Chemical Romance- 4
Elvis Presley- 2
Neutral Milk Hotel- 5!!
Nine Inch Nails- 5!
Nirvana- 4-ish for a few songs.
Gary Numan- 5
The Offspring- 3
Pixies- 4
Prince- 4
Radiohead- 5
Red Hot Chili Peppers- 2
R.E.M.- 4
Shark Punch- 5
Sisters of Mercy- not sure
System of a Down- 4
They Might Be Giants- 4
The Vincent Black Shadow- 1
The Vines (getting really tired of them myself)- 1
Voltaire- 5
Weezer- 3
Kanye West- 4
The White Stripes- 4
The Yeah Yeah Yeahs- 2

AFI - 4
Atheist - ?
Bad Religion - 5
Bathory - 5
The Beach Boys - 3
The Beatles - 0.01
Beck - 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000..0
Ben Folds Five - 2
Black Sabbath - 5
James Blunt - Hahahaha.. hahahaha! Good f**kin joke son.
David Bowie - 5
Buckethead - 5
Cake - ..what?
Camera Obscura - 1
Cannibal Corpse - 5+
Coldplay - 3.5
Alice Cooper - 5
Cradle of Filth - 5
Dead Kennedys - 4
Death Cab For Cutie - 2
Depeche Mode - 4
Dimmu Borgir - 5
Eyehategod - 3
The Flaming Lips - 0
Fountains of Wayne - 0
Franz Ferdinand - 0
Daniel Johnston - 0
The Jimi Hendrix Experience - 1
Marilyn Manson - 2
Meat Puppets - 3
Metallica - 5
Mindless Self Indulgence - 2
Modest Mouse - 2
Momus - 1
My Chemical Romance - ...Are you just trying to force me in to a decision between your life or your dignity?
Elvis Presley - 2
Neutral Milk Hotel - 0
Nine Inch Nails - 2
Nirvana - 5
Gary Numan - 1.5
The Offspring - 2.5
Pixies - 3
Prince - 0.5
Radiohead - 1
Red Hot Chili Peppers - 2
R.E.M. - 3
Shark Punch - ..?
Sisters of Mercy - 1
System of a Down - 3.5
They Might Be Giants - 3
The Vincent Black Shadow - ...
The Vines (getting really tired of them myself) - Who?
Voltaire - 3.5
Weezer - 2
Kanye West - .. I just.. .. you.. I raised you properly.. you always had good role models.. Dio.. Ozzy.. Alice.. and yet, you turn to this animal.
The White Stripes - 3
The Yeah Yeah Yeahs - 3.5

Andrew, the fact that you rated Blunt a 5 and Presley a 2 is abominable to me.  I fell asleep listening to the latter today actually.

Andy, I would suggest you check out Atheist--also, I apologize for shocking you with my perceived shortcomings in musical taste.  The fact that you rated Death Cab For Cutie better than Radiohead (although it is clear you detest both) is also abominable to me.

Andrew, the fact that you rated Blunt a 5 and Presley a 2 is abominable to me.  I fell asleep listening to the latter today actually.

Andy, I would suggest you check out Atheist--also, I apologize for shocking you with my perceived shortcomings in musical taste.  The fact that you rated Death Cab For Cutie better than Radiohead (although it is clear you detest both) is also abominable to me.


Yeah, I'm surprised Andy doesn't know Atheist...

They're a little Progressive, but man, it's good Death Metal. Get "Mother Man" if you get any one track.. it's amazing.

I rated Presley low because he sucks. He only got that 2 because of his influence.

Andrew, the fact that you rated Blunt a 5 and Presley a 2 is abominable to me.  I fell asleep listening to the latter today actually.

Andy, I would suggest you check out Atheist--also, I apologize for shocking you with my perceived shortcomings in musical taste.  The fact that you rated Death Cab For Cutie better than Radiohead (although it is clear you detest both) is also abominable to me.


Radiohead = Most overrated band of the 90's.

Considering there were plenty of other bands playing similar kinds of music.. for instance, Placebo are 10 times the band Radiohead could ever be.

AFI - 2
The Beach Boys - 2-5, depending on song.
The Beatles - 5
Beck - 4-5, depending on album (The Information gets 3, though.)
Ben Folds Five - 4
Black Sabbath - 2
David Bowie - 5
Cake - 4
Camera Obscura - 4
Coldplay - 3
Alice Cooper - 2-4
Death Cab For Cutie - 4-5
The Flaming Lips - 5
Fountains of Wayne - 5
Franz Ferdinand - 3-4
Daniel Johnston - 4
The Jimi Hendrix Experience - 3
Marilyn Manson - 2
Modest Mouse - 5
Momus - 4
Neutral Milk Hotel - 4
Nine Inch Nails - 2-4
Nirvana - 3-5
Gary Numan - 4
Pixies - 4-5
Prince - 2-4
Radiohead - 5
Red Hot Chili Peppers - 2-5
R.E.M. - 5
System of a Down - 1
They Might Be Giants - 5
The Vines (getting really tired of them myself) - 4
Voltaire - 4
Weezer - 4
The White Stripes - 4
The Yeah Yeah Yeahs - 3-4

0's: BOTTOM OF THE BARREL
James Blunt
Marilyn Manson
Prince

1's: TERRIBLE
Death Cab For Cutie
Dimmu Borgir
Cannibal Corpse
Franz Ferdinand

2's: PRETTY BAD MOST OF THE TIME
AFI
Black Sabbath
Cradle of Filth
Dead Kennedys
Fountains of Wayne
Metallica
Modest Mouse
My Chemical Romance
Momus
Neutral Milk Hotel
Gary Numan
The Offspring
System of a Down
Weezer

3's: AVERAGE TO REALLY GOOD
Bad Religion
The Beach Boys
Beck
Ben Folds Five
David Bowie
Cake
Meat Puppets
Nine Inch Nails
Nirvana
Radiohead
Red Hot Chili Peppers
They Might Be Giants
The Vines
Kanye West
The Yeah Yeah Yeahs

4's: GREAT
The Beatles
Coldplay
Alice Cooper
Depeche Mode
The Flaming Lips
Elvis Presley
Pixies
R.E.M.
The White Stripes

5's: THE BEST
The Jimi Hendrix Experience



Can't Rate These:
Atheist
Bathory
Buckethead
Camera Obscura
Eyehategod
Daniel Johnston
Mindless Self Indulgence
Shark Punch
Sisters of Mercy
The Vincent Black Shadow
Voltaire