The Flaming Lips
Devo
They Might be Giants
The Beatles (Plus all of the members as solo artists)
Eels
Frank Zappa/Mothers Of Invention
Oingo Boingo
Nine Inch Nails
R.E.M.
Weezer
Lovedrug
Ben Folds (Five)
Radiohead
The Polyphonic Spree
Ok Go
Wilco
Pink Floyd
Led Zeppelin
"Weird Al" Yankovic
Red Hot Chili Peppers
10cc
Echo and the Bunnymen
An Angle
Bright Eyes
The B-52's
Barenaked Ladies
Beck
Elliott Smith
The Arcade Fire
Bob Dylan
Cake
The Butthole Surfers
Midlake
The Unicorns
Coldplay
Crash Test Dummies
David Bowie
Death Cab For Cutie
Steely Dan/ Donald Fagen
ELO
Elvis Costello
Everclear
The Magnetic Fields
Marah
Gin Blossoms
Modest Mouse
The Rolling Stones
Songstowearpantsto.com
Ween
Queen
The Shins
Tegan & Sara
Imogen Heap
Tally Hall
CocoRosie
Hellogoodbye
The Hush Sound
Fountains Of Wayne
Mates Of State
Of Montreal
Piebald
Mice Parade
Mike Doughty
Daniel Johnston
SleepStation
Eisley
Tom Waits.

I'm only going to rate the ones that I've actually heard....so here goes:


The Flaming Lips.....2
Devo.....1
They Might be Giants.....2
The Beatles (Plus all of the members as solo artists).....4
Eels.....3
Frank Zappa/Mothers Of Invention.....2
Oingo Boingo.....3
Nine Inch Nails...1
R.E.M.......4
Weezer.....5+
Ben Folds (Five).....5
Radiohead....2
Pink Floyd....2
Led Zeppelin....2
"Weird Al" Yankovic.....2
Red Hot Chili Peppers....2
10cc....3
Echo and the Bunnymen....2
The B-52's....2
Barenaked Ladies...2
Beck....2
Elliott Smith...3
Bob Dylan...1
Cake....3
The Butthole Surfers....2
The Unicorns....2
Coldplay....3
Crash Test Dummies....1
David Bowie....4
Steely Dan/ Donald Fagen...4
ELO...5+++
Elvis Costello....2
Everclear.....4
Modest Mouse....3
The Rolling Stones.....2
Ween....3
Queen....5+++
The Shins...2
Tegan & Sara....4
Imogen Heap....3
The Hush Sound....4
Fountains Of Wayne...3
Mates Of State....1
Daniel Johnston.....negative 5 (I hate to ever have to hear his voice).
Eisley....2

The Flaming Lips -2
Devo - 5
They Might be Giants -2
The Beatles (Plus all of the members as solo artists) - 5
Eels-? Never heard them
Frank Zappa/Mothers Of Invention -5
Oingo Boingo-5
Nine Inch Nails-3
R.E.M.-5
Weezer-3
Lovedrug -?
Ben Folds (Five)
Radiohead-5
The Polyphonic Spree-?
Ok Go -?
Wilco-?
Pink Floyd -5
Led Zeppelin-5
"Weird Al" Yankovic-5
Red Hot Chili Peppers-4
10cc-5
Echo and the Bunnymen-5
An Angle-?
Bright Eyes-?
The B-52's-5
Barenaked Ladies-4
Beck-5
Elliott Smith-?
The Arcade Fire-?
Bob Dylan-5
Cake-4
The Butthole Surfers-2
Midlake-?
The Unicorns-?
Coldplay-4
Crash Test Dummies-3
David Bowie-4
Death Cab For Cutie-1
Steely Dan/ Donald Fagen-5
ELO-5
Elvis Costello-5
Everclear-5
The Magnetic Fields-?
Marah-?
Modest Mouse-5
The Rolling Stones-4
Songstowearpantsto.com-?
Ween-?
Queen-5
The Shins-?
Tegan & Sara-3
Imogen Heap-?
Tally Hall-?
CocoRosie-?
Hellogoodbye-?
The Hush Sound-?
Fountains Of Wayne-5
Mates Of State-2
Of Montreal-?
Piebald-1
Mice Parade-?
Mike Doughty-?
Daniel Johnston-?
SleepStation-3
Eisley.-1

The Flaming Lips  2
Devo  3
They Might be Giants  3
The Beatles (Plus all of the members as solo artists)  5
Frank Zappa/Mothers Of Invention  2
Oingo Boingo  3
Nine Inch Nails  4
R.E.M.  5
Weezer  4
Ben Folds (Five)  3
Radiohead  4
Ok Go  3
Wilco  2
Pink Floyd  5
Led Zeppelin  5
"Weird Al" Yankovic  5
Red Hot Chili Peppers  5
10cc  3
Echo and the Bunnymen  5
The B-52's  5
Barenaked Ladies  5
Beck  3
Bob Dylan  2
The Butthole Surfers  2
Coldplay  4
Crash Test Dummies  5
David Bowie  4
Steely Dan/ Donald Fagen  3
ELO  5
Elvis Costello  3
Everclear  4
The Rolling Stones  4
Songstowearpantsto.com  2
Ween  2
Queen  5
Tegan & Sara  5
Hellogoodbye  3
Eisley  3

I rate from 1-10, with 5 being just good enough.  I think this is more accurate than a 1-5 system. SO, here goes:

The Flaming Lips - 5.5
Devo - 6
They Might be Giants ( I have not heard enough of their music to make a rating)
The Beatles (Plus all of the members as solo artists) 9.5 *in my book, the Beatles are the ideal group/band*
Eels - 4.5 
Frank Zappa/Mothers Of Invention - 4
Oingo Boingo - 5
Nine Inch Nails - 4
R.E.M. - 5.5
Weezer - 6.5
Lovedrug - I do not know who they are.
Ben Folds (Five) - 6.5
Radiohead - 5
The Polyphonic Spree - I do not know who they are.
Ok Go - 6
Wilco - Have not heard enough of their music to give a rating.
Pink Floyd - 7.5
Led Zeppelin - 7.5
"Weird Al" Yankovic - 6.5
Red Hot Chili Peppers - 5.5
10cc - 8
Echo and the Bunnymen - Have not heard enough of their music to give a rating.
An Angle - I do not know who they are.
Bright Eyes -  I do not know who they are.
The B-52's - 5.5
Barenaked Ladies - 5
Beck - 6
Elliott Smith - Have not heard enough of their music to give a rating.
The Arcade Fire - I do not know who they are.
Bob Dylan - 7
Cake - 6
The Butthole Surfers -  Have not heard enough of their music to give a rating.
Midlake - I do not know who they are.
The Unicorns -  Have not heard enough of their music to give a rating.
Coldplay - 7
Crash Test Dummies - 3.5
David Bowie - 7.5
Death Cab For Cutie -  Have not heard enough of their music to give a rating.
Steely Dan/ Donald Fagen - 8
ELO - 8.5
Elvis Costello - 6.5
Everclear - 5.5
The Magnetic Fields -  Have not heard enough of their music to give a rating.
Marah - I do now know who they are.
Modest Mouse - 6.5
The Rolling Stones - 7.5
Songstowearpantsto.com - I do not know who they are.
Ween -  Have not heard enough of their music to give a rating.
Queen - 8.5
The Shins - 7.5
Tegan & Sara - I do not know who they are.
Imogen Heap - Have not heard enough of their music to give a rating.
Tally Hall - I do not know who they are.
CocoRosie - I do not know who they are.
Hellogoodbye - I do not know who they are.
The Hush Sound - I do not know who they are.
Fountains Of Wayne - - Have not heard enough of their music to give a rating.
Mates Of State - I do not know who they are.
Of Montreal - I do not know who they are.
Piebald - I do not know who they are.
Mice Parade - - Have not heard enough of their music to give a rating.
Mike Doughty - I do not know who they are.
Daniel Johnston - - Have not heard enough of their music to give a rating.
SleepStation -  I do not know who they are.
Eisley -  I do not know who they are.

The Flaming Lips -2
Devo - 5
They Might be Giants -2
The Beatles (Plus all of the members as solo artists) - 5
Eels-? Never heard them
Frank Zappa/Mothers Of Invention -5
Oingo Boingo-5
Nine Inch Nails-3
R.E.M.-5
Weezer-3
Lovedrug -?
Ben Folds (Five)
Radiohead-5
The Polyphonic Spree-?
Ok Go -?
Wilco-?
Pink Floyd -5
Led Zeppelin-5
"Weird Al" Yankovic-5
Red Hot Chili Peppers-4
10cc-5
Echo and the Bunnymen-5
An Angle-?
Bright Eyes-?
The B-52's-5
Barenaked Ladies-4
Beck-5
Elliott Smith-?
The Arcade Fire-?
Bob Dylan-5
Cake-4
The Butthole Surfers-2
Midlake-?
The Unicorns-?
Coldplay-4
Crash Test Dummies-3
David Bowie-4
Death Cab For Cutie-1
Steely Dan/ Donald Fagen-5
ELO-5
Elvis Costello-5
Everclear-5
The Magnetic Fields-?
Marah-?
Modest Mouse-5
The Rolling Stones-4
Songstowearpantsto.com-?
Ween-?
Queen-5
The Shins-?
Tegan & Sara-3
Imogen Heap-?
Tally Hall-?
CocoRosie-?
Hellogoodbye-?
The Hush Sound-?
Fountains Of Wayne-5
Mates Of State-2
Of Montreal-?
Piebald-1
Mice Parade-?
Mike Doughty-?
Daniel Johnston-?
SleepStation-3
Eisley.-1


XD I think it's funny that you've heard Sleepstation, but not Wilco.

Rating only those I know 2 or more songs from.

The Flaming Lips 2
Devo 2
They Might be Giants 4
The Beatles (Plus all of the members as solo artists) 5
Eels 4
Frank Zappa/Mothers Of Invention 4
Nine Inch Nails 2
R.E.M. 4
Weezer 3
Ben Folds (Five) 3
Radiohead 4
Ok Go 3
Wilco 3
Pink Floyd 5
Led Zeppelin 5
"Weird Al" Yankovic 3
Red Hot Chili Peppers 4
10cc 3
Barenaked Ladies 3
Beck 4
The Arcade Fire 3
Bob Dylan 2
Cake 3
The Butthole Surfers 3
Coldplay 4
Crash Test Dummies 2
David Bowie 5
Death Cab For Cutie 2
Steely Dan/ Donald Fagen 3
ELO 4
Elvis Costello 4
Everclear 3
Modest Mouse 3
The Rolling Stones 5
Ween 2
Queen 5
The Shins 4
Fountains Of Wayne
Mates Of State

I'll tell you what; here's my ratings system, "Heard of them"  "like them" or "got no idea who you're talking about".

The Flaming Lips
Devo
They Might be Giants
The Beatles (Plus all of the members as solo artists)

Eels
Frank Zappa/Mothers Of Invention (not really into Zappa)

Oingo Boingo
Nine Inch Nails
R.E.M.
Weezer
Lovedrug
Ben Folds (Five)
Radiohead
The Polyphonic Spree
Ok Go
Wilco
Pink Floyd
Led Zeppelin
"Weird Al" Yankovic
Red Hot Chili Peppers
10cc
Echo and the Bunnymen
An Angle
Bright Eyes
The B-52's
Barenaked Ladies
Beck
Elliott Smith
The Arcade Fire
Bob Dylan
Cake
The Butthole Surfers
Midlake
The Unicorns
Coldplay
Crash Test Dummies
David Bowie
Death Cab For Cutie
Steely Dan/ Donald Fagen
ELO
Elvis Costello
Everclear

The Magnetic Fields
Marah

Gin Blossoms
Modest Mouse
The Rolling Stones(not really a stones fan, but I know them)
Songstowearpantsto.com
Ween
Queen
The Shins
Tegan & Sara
Imogen Heap
Tally Hall
CocoRosie

Hellogoodbye
The Hush Sound

Fountains Of Wayne

Mates Of State
Of Montreal
Piebald
Mice Parade
Mike Doughty
Daniel Johnston
SleepStation

Eisley
Tom Waits.

I may have done this already, but ah well, ...

I work on a 1-10 scale, so that's how I'll rate the bands. I find it more accurate.

The Flaming Lips  5
Devo  4.5
They Might be Giants - have not heard enough to rate.
The Beatles (Plus all of the members as solo artists) - 9.5
Eels - 5.5
Frank Zappa/Mothers Of Invention - have not heard enough to rate.
Oingo Boingo - 5.5
Nine Inch Nails - 2.5
R.E.M. - 6.5
Weezer - 7.5
Lovedrug -  - have not heard enough to rate.
Ben Folds (Five) - 6.5
Radiohead - 5.5
The Polyphonic Spree - have not heard enough to rate.
Ok Go - 6.5 (based on that one song!)
Wilco -  have not heard enough to rate.
Pink Floyd - 8
Led Zeppelin - 7.5
"Weird Al" Yankovic - 6
Red Hot Chili Peppers - 5.5
10cc - 8
Echo and the Bunnymen - have not heard enough to rate.
An Angle -  have not heard enough to rate.
Bright Eyes -  have not heard enough to rate.
The B-52's - 6
Barenaked Ladies - 4.5
Beck - 5
Elliott Smith -  have not heard enough to rate.
The Arcade Fire -  have not heard enough to rate.
Bob Dylan - 7.5
Cake - 5
The Butthole Surfers -  have not heard enough to rate.
Midlake -  have not heard enough to rate.
The Unicorns -  have not heard enough to rate.
Coldplay - 7
Crash Test Dummies - 2.5 (based on that one song, lol)
David Bowie - 8
Death Cab For Cutie - 5
Steely Dan/ Donald Fagen - 7.5
ELO - 8.5
Elvis Costello - 6
Everclear - 5
The Magnetic Fields -  have not heard enough to rate.
Marah -  have not heard enough to rate.
Gin Blossoms - 4.5
Modest Mouse - 5
The Rolling Stones - 6.5
Songstowearpantsto.com -  have not heard enough to rate.
Ween -  have not heard enough to rate.
Queen - 7.5
The Shins - 7
Tegan & Sara -  have not heard enough to rate.
Imogen Heap -  have not heard enough to rate.
Tally Hall -  have not heard enough to rate.
CocoRosie -  have not heard enough to rate.
Hellogoodbye -  have not heard enough to rate.
The Hush Sound -  have not heard enough to rate.
Fountains Of Wayne - have not heard enough to rate.
Mates Of State -  have not heard enough to rate.
Of Montreal -  have not heard enough to rate.
Piebald -  have not heard enough to rate.
Mice Parade -  have not heard enough to rate.
Mike Doughty -  have not heard enough to rate.
Daniel Johnston -  have not heard enough to rate.
SleepStation -  have not heard enough to rate.
Eisley -  have not heard enough to rate.
Tom Waits -  have not heard enough to rate.

The Flaming Lips- 5
Devo- 2
They Might be Giants- 4
The Beatles- 3
Eels- 4
Frank Zappa/Mothers Of Invention-2
Oingo Boingo- 3
Nine Inch Nails- 5
R.E.M.- 3-5 based on the song
Weezer- 3
Lovedrug- 2
Ben Folds (Five)- Solo, 3, with the Five, 4.
Radiohead- 5
The Polyphonic Spree- 2
Ok Go- 1
Wilco- 3
Pink Floyd- 2
Led Zeppelin- 3
"Weird Al" Yankovic- 2
Red Hot Chili Peppers- 3
10cc- 2
Echo and the Bunnymen- 2
An Angle- 3
Bright Eyes- 4
The B-52's- 2
Barenaked Ladies- 3
Beck- 4
Elliott Smith- 4
The Arcade Fire- 5
Bob Dylan- 3
Cake- 2
The Butthole Surfers- 5 on the Rembrandt Pussyhorse album
Midlake- 4
The Unicorns- 5
Coldplay- 3-5 based on song
Crash Test Dummies- 2-5 based on albums
David Bowie- 3
Death Cab For Cutie- 0
Steely Dan/ Donald Fagen- 3
ELO- 2
Elvis Costello- 4
Everclear- 4
The Magnetic Fields- 5
Marah- 5 for "Fat Boy", the rest 2
Gin Blossoms- 3
Modest Mouse- Absolute 5
The Rolling Stones- 1
Ween- Absolute 5
Queen- 3
The Shins- Chutes Too Narrow gets a 4, the rest of the albums get a 1.
Tegan & Sara- 1
Imogen Heap- 0
Tally Hall- As low as I can possibly score
CocoRosie- Scratch that, I need to go lower.
Hellogoodbye- One more time, I swear this is the last.
Fountains Of Wayne- DAMMIT!
Mates Of State- 4
Of Montreal- 4
Piebald- 2
Mice Parade- 2
Mike Doughty- 3
Daniel Johnston- 5
SleepStation- 4
Eisley- 4, though I don't listen much
Tom Waits- his good stuff (Rain Dogs and Swordfishtrombones) get a 4. His sappy lounge music gets a 2.

The Flaming Lips  3
Devo  2
They Might be Giants 4
The Beatles (Plus all of the members as solo artists) 4
Frank Zappa/Mothers Of Invention 2
Nine Inch Nails 4
R.E.M. 3
Weezer 3
Ben Folds (Five) 3
Radiohead 5
Ok Go 1
Pink Floyd 1
Led Zeppelin 3
"Weird Al" Yankovic 3
Red Hot Chili Peppers 4
Bright Eyes 3
The B-52's 3
Barenaked Ladies 2
Beck 4
Elliott Smith 4
Bob Dylan 3
Cake 3
Coldplay 3
Crash Test Dummies 3 (off the only song I know from them, "Mmm Mmm Mmm")
David Bowie 5
Death Cab For Cutie 3
Elvis Costello 3 (limited knowledge here)
The Magnetic Fields 3 (really limited knowledge and poor memory)
Marah 1
Modest Mouse 5
The Rolling Stones 3
Songstowearpantsto.com 3 (this site cracked me up, but it's been a while)
Ween 2 (sorry everyone)
Queen 3
The Shins 3 (only heard a few songs)
Hellogoodbye NEGATIVE INFINITY
Fountains Of Wayne 3
Of Montreal 3 (remember liking them, can't remember at all what they sound like)
Piebald 2 (heard one song several weeks ago, decided it sucked)
Daniel Johnston 2 to 4...really depends on the specific material
Tom Waits. 2

Furthermore, I call out Mr. Tubeway General for being unnecessarily harsh with his zero rating of Death Cab For Cutie.  Overrated indie band?  Most certainly, but a decent one nonetheless.

Furthermore, I call out Mr. Tubeway General for being unnecessarily harsh with his zero rating of Death Cab For Cutie.  Overrated indie band?  Most certainly, but a decent one nonetheless.


Psht. You can't call them indie anymore, Jackass. :P

Psht. You can't call them indie anymore, Jackass. :P


...

You best not be talkin' to me like that, boy.  I have close relatives in dark places.

Perhaps "indie pop" may have been a better term.

...

You best not be talkin' to me like that, boy.  I have close relatives in dark places.

Perhaps "indie pop" may have been a better term.


No, no. They're signed to Warner Bros. They're not indie at all. They're MAJOR LABEL! Oh, God, what can we do!?!? Nothing. Now get over it, folks.

No, no. They're signed to Warner Bros. They're not indie at all. They're MAJOR LABEL! Oh, God, what can we do!?!? Nothing. Now get over it, folks.


Clearly, here you are defining genres based on their contractual agreements.

There's nothing wrong with liking a band that's with a major label. If it weren't for "popular" bands, what can we define our times with? We need something we can "ALL" identify with. We don't have to like something just because they're indie or not. All that matters is that you enjoy their music, period!

Clearly, here you are defining genres based on their contractual agreements.


Really, you have to be signed to an independent label to be indie. I was just teasing you because it seems like everybody hates on Death Cab now because they're signed to a major label.

Really, you have to be signed to an independent label to be indie. I was just teasing you because it seems like everybody hates on Death Cab now because they're signed to a major label.


Oh, I...I thought you were being a bit of a dick to be honest.  But that's all good and well, making fun of indie hipsters, the whole "I was into things before they were popular" business.

Oh, I...I thought you were being a bit of a dick to be honest.  But that's all good and well, making fun of indie hipsters, the whole "I was into things before they were popular" business.


I should be an actor, no?

I should be an actor, no?


...Stick to your day job, Doms.

...Stick to your day job, Doms.


Why, that is my day job!

Why, that is my day job!


Being a dick or being an actor?

If you take a good look at Hollywood, you may conclude that the two are not mutually exclusive.

Being a dick or being an actor?

If you take a good look at Hollywood, you may conclude that the two are not mutually exclusive.


Actor. I was not being a dick. Except for the fact that that's my name, which I cannot help, now can I?

Actor. I was not being a dick. Except for the fact that that's my name, which I cannot help, now can I?


Your name is Dominic, Doms for short.  There is no room for ambiguity in this department.

...Unless...

Dominic, you haven't become a porn star recently, have you?

Your name is Dominic, Doms for short.  There is no room for ambiguity in this department.

...Unless...

Dominic, you haven't become a porn star recently, have you?


Dick Stick AT YOUR SERVICE!

Dick Stick AT YOUR SERVICE!


That's...redundant.

I was thinking more along the lines of "Dick Cumming" or "Dick Suhplenty".

That's...redundant.

I was thinking more along the lines of "Dick Cumming" or "Dick Suhplenty".


But Dick Stick is still more to the point, despite the redundancy. Plus, it rhymes, and Suhplenty's a sucky last name.

But Dick Stick is still more to the point, despite the redundancy. Plus, it rhymes, and Suhplenty's a sucky last name.


You're aware that the word "sucky" is not necessarily a negative adjective when applied to pornography in general, right?

You're aware that the word "sucky" is not necessarily a negative adjective when applied to pornography in general, right?


Not if it's gay porn, but I assure you that it is not. Keep in mind that Lady Beard is indeed a lady.

Not if it's gay porn, but I assure you that it is not. Keep in mind that Lady Beard is indeed a lady.


She certainly was not behaving like a lady last I saw in the "Are You A Hugger?" thread...

She certainly was not behaving like a lady last I saw in the "Are You A Hugger?" thread...


Not everybody behaves the way one would expect.

Not everybody behaves the way one would expect.


No, I'm not saying I didn't expect Lady Beard to be a total whore; I'm just correcting you for bestowing upon her the title of "lady".

No, I'm not saying I didn't expect Lady Beard to be a total whore; I'm just correcting you for bestowing upon her the title of "lady".


When I say "lady," I mean a physically mature female.

When I say "lady," I mean a physically mature female.


"Mature" would be an understatement here, Doms. 

Speaking of which...I really think you could do better.

"Mature" would be an understatement here, Doms. 

Speaking of which...I really think you could do better.


Thanks, but I don't believe you could get better than the one you truly love. Why don't you try to find that?

Thanks, but I don't believe you could get better than the one you truly love. Why don't you try to find that?


Lust: my anti-love

Lust: my anti-love


There's a reason lust rhymes with "Rust."

There's a reason lust rhymes with "Rust."


It manifests itself often in the rain, yes, I know.

I am quite the lady, I'll have you know!

It manifests itself often in the rain, yes, I know.


Er... No, it rusts away with a little bit of moisture and time.

I am quite the lady, I'll have you know!


Your dental records would suggest otherwise.


Er... No, it rusts away with a little bit of moisture and time.


I have found an extraordinary number of things to be disposable, but nevertheless replaceable.

Your dental records would suggest otherwise.

I have found an extraordinary number of things to be disposable, but nevertheless replaceable.


That's just wrong, Man. Have some respect for the ladies. Ladies like Lady Beard.

Your dental records would suggest otherwise.




That was one passionate night..

That's just wrong, Man. Have some respect for the ladies. Ladies like Lady Beard.


I respect Lady Beard for the sole fact that she knows exactly 69 variations of the 69 position.


That was one passionate night..


All that happened to you in one night!?

I respect Lady Beard for the sole fact that she knows exactly 69 variations of the 69 position.

All that happened to you in one night!?



... I think you're underestimating just how passionate of a night it was. Don't you remember?

... I think you're underestimating just how passionate of a night it was. Don't you remember?


I know I do.

... I think you're underestimating just how passionate of a night it was. Don't you remember?


Wait...

...That...that was you!?

You tell...no one.

EVER.


I know I do.


DAMMIT THEY WERE BOTH WEARING MASKS I SWEAR

Wait...

...That...that was you!?

You tell...no one.

EVER.

DAMMIT THEY WERE BOTH WEARING MASKS I SWEAR


I was wearing a George Bush mask. Why did you want to do it with George Bush?

I was wearing a George Bush mask. Why did you want to do it with George Bush?


Pity fuck.

I was wearing a George Bush mask. Why did you want to do it with George Bush?



Well, I don't know about you, but I was just plain olde Lady Beard.


And don't act like you were three sheets to the wind, young Marshal. You still, to this day, call me for the occasional booty.

And don't act like you were three sheets to the wind, young Marshal. You still, to this day, call me for the occasional booty.


Thanks for ruining my chances of ever running for office.

Well, I don't know about you, but I was just plain olde Lady Beard.


And don't act like you were three sheets to the wind, young Marshal. You still, to this day, call me for the occasional booty.


Do you give ghetto booty?

Do you give ghetto booty?



I tell Marshal, everytime he calls me, that I'm a changed woman now. I'm not the untamed hussy he used to be all up on...

Do you give ghetto booty?


She puts out all kinds of shit.  Most of it is thoroughly disgusting, and yet...fascinating.

I tell Marshal, everytime he calls me, that I'm a changed woman now. I'm not the untamed hussy he used to be all up on...


Bitch, please.  You were born a sleazy ho, and you will always be a sleazy ho.

Bitch, please.  You were born a sleazy ho, and you will always be a sleazy ho.


Italics, again!

Furthermore, I call out Mr. Tubeway General for being unnecessarily harsh with his zero rating of Death Cab For Cutie.  Overrated indie band?  Most certainly, but a decent one nonetheless.


Over-rated indie band? Most certainly. Awful indie band? Even more certain. Complete boring, pointless, overly-simple trite sh-t with dull metaphors and feeble attempts at stream-of-consciousness delivered in Ben Gibbard's weak, irritating voice? Absolutely.

Over-rated indie band? Most certainly. Awful indie band? Even more certain. Complete boring, pointless, overly-simple trite sh-t with dull metaphors and feeble attempts at stream-of-consciousness delivered in Ben Gibbard's weak, irritating voice? Absolutely.


Uh.. I don't think he was trying to be stream-of-consciousness like. Streams of consciousness would not fit well into 4/4 time signatures.

Uh.. I don't think he was trying to be stream-of-consciousness like. Streams of consciousness would not fit well into 4/4 time signatures.


Lyrical. Some of his stuff reminds me of stream-of-consciousness. I don't think I've ever seen musical stream-of-consciousness, except Discordance Axis and a few The Number Twelve songs.