This is my first movie quote quiz. I know, bask in the excitement. Sorry it isn't that long. I'm not the biggest movie person. A movie has to be kick-ARSE for me to like it. The rules are like this:

These are all quotes from movies that I happen to like. So if you know me in the least bit, you'll have a good chance of getting some points. One point per correct movie guess, and if you can guess the actor OR character who said each quote, you get another point! Good luck : )

EDIT: Bah, It's over. Answers that no one else answered are in orange. Sister Morphine got the most points, so congrats!



1. "Don't be upset. It was a mercy killing. He had a certain naive charm, but no muscle." Dr. Frankenfurter- Rocky Horror Picture Show
Sister Morphine


2. "You met me at a very strange time in my life." Edward Norton- Fight Club
Davey Thrashmister

3. "Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?" Michael Palin- Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Philip Eno

4. "A normal man, given a group photograph of school girls and asked to point out the loveliest one, will not necessarily choose the nymphet among them." Humbert Humbert- Lolita
Sister Morphine


5. "You ever shoot at fireman? You come here and shoot at my family? I'm gonna teach you a real lesson now motherf*cker. Put your f*ckin' mouth on the curb." Edward Norton- American History X
Davey Thrashmister

6. "What? No. We can't stop here. This is bat country." Johnny Depp- Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
loki13

7. "The only thing I like integrated is my coffee." Malcom X
Sister Morphine

8. "People say that God is dead, but how can they think that if I show them the Devil?" Jennifer Carpenter- The Exorcism of Emily Rose
bookmistress4ever

9. "I can hardly eat muffins in an agitated manner. The butter would probably get on my cuffs." Rupert Everett- The Importance of Being Earnest
Philip Eno

10. "Spoof. Dope. Crank. Creep. Bomb. Spank. Sh*t. Bang. Zip. Tweak. Chard. Call it what you will. It's all methamphetamine. That's what I'm here for." Jason Schwartzman- Spun
loki13




These last two are a bit difficult because they're foreign films. Two points if you can guess the film, and an extra point for naming the character... if you can.

11. "What kind of place is this? It's beautiful: Pigeons fly, women fall from the sky! I'm moving here!" Roberto Benigni- Life is Beautiful
bookmistress4ever

12. "There was a girl under the kitchen sink."
Seung-bi Lee-  A Tale Of Two Sisters

POINTS: Davey Thrashmister-4|Sister Morphine-6|bookmistress4ever-4|loki13-3|Philip Eno-2

5 is my boy Edward Norton in American History X.

In fact.. 3 is him as well, he said that to Helena Bonham Carter in Fight Club.

5 is my boy Edward Norton in American History X.

In fact.. 3 is him as well, he said that to Helena Bonham Carter in Fight Club.


Right you are! I think you meant 2 instead of 3, but I gotcha. : )

Just so yanno, I tried. I really did.


D=... I can't figure any out.

Just so yanno, I tried. I really did.


D=... I can't figure any out.


Well, poo. I thought I made this kind of easy. Then again, you just told me that you don't know too many movies. Thanks so much for playing, though!

#3 John cleese in Monty Python and the Holy Grail

#3 John cleese in Monty Python and the Holy Grail


Correct movie, wrong actor. But you're close, lol.

Yoooo, I could swear I know what the first one is, tip of my freakin tounge.

Correct movie, wrong actor. But you're close, lol.


Oh! Oh! I could've guessed that one! D=


.... D+!!!

Correct movie, wrong actor. But you're close, lol.
Graham Chapman said "Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?"

Graham Chapman said "Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?"


I took all my quotes from a certain movie website, and it says that another Python said it. I don't have the movie so I can't really go and check it. I'll do more research. They play so many different roles, it's hard to recall who said what.

10. "Spoof. Dope. Crank. Creep. Bomb. Spank. Sh*t. Bang. Zip. Tweak. Chard. Call it what you will. It's all methamphetamine. That's what I'm here for."

I'm quite certain I've heard this quote recently, but I can't recall what movie. Dang. :-\\


The others don't ring any bells. Sorry.

10. "Spoof. Dope. Crank. Creep. Bomb. Spank. Sh*t. Bang. Zip. Tweak. Chard. Call it what you will. It's all methamphetamine. That's what I'm here for."

I'm quite certain I've heard this quote recently, but I can't recall what movie. Dang. :-\\


The others don't ring any bells. Sorry.


It's a crazy drug movie (I think that's an understatement!) Did you just hear the quote or do you remember it because you watched the movie? thanks for playing, though. I didn't realize this quiz would be so hard.



That's it! I'm going to put in some hints!!

I took all my quotes from a certain movie website, and it says that another Python said it. I don't have the movie so I can't really go and check it. I'll do more research. They play so many different roles, it's hard to recall who said what.
I will have to check the film myself now.

It's a crazy drug movie (I think that's an understatement!) Did you just hear the quote or do you remember it because you watched the movie?


I think I was channel hopping, and you know how you sometimes end up watching something you would never have been watching if you hadn't been channel hopping...(does that make any sense to you?)


thanks for playing, though. I didn't realize this quiz would be so hard.



That's it! I'm going to put in some hints!!


Maybe that'll help. :)

1. Dr. Frankenfurter (Rocky Horror Picture Show)
4. Humbert Humbert (Lolita)
7. Malcolm X

8. The exorcism of Emily Rose

11. Life is beautiful - Roberto Benigni as Guido Orefice

Have you ever seen Requiem For A Dream?

I think you'd like that.

1. Dr. Frankenfurter (Rocky Horror Picture Show)
4. Humbert Humbert (Lolita)
7. Malcolm X


Correct!


8. The exorcism of Emily Rose

11. Life is beautiful - Roberto Benigni as Guido Orefice


Correct as well!


Have you ever seen Requiem For A Dream?

I think you'd like that.


I haven't. What's it about?

I haven't. What's it about?


Drugs. Drugs, drugs, drugs.

Sex and drugs. And more drugs.

Some people think it's a depressing movie.

Drugs. Drugs, drugs, drugs.

Sex and drugs. And more drugs.

Some people think it's a depressing movie.


What kinds of drugs? I'm always up for a depressing movie.

I think I'm going to close down this quiz pretty soon, due to difficulty or sumfin. : (

What kinds of drugs? I'm always up for a depressing movie.

I think I'm going to close down this quiz pretty soon, due to difficulty or sumfin. : (


Psht, all kinds, I guess.

At the beginning, it's pot. :P I didn't finish, because I felt guilty, but I suspect I'll be finishing it soon.

#6...Johnny Depp (Raoul Duke)....Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas?

#10...Spun? This movie was just on HBO last week, I can't give you who said it because I lost
              interest in the movie and turned it off.

#6...Johnny Depp (Raoul Duke)....Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas?

#10...Spun? This movie was just on HBO last week, I can't give you who said it because I lost
               interest in the movie and turned it off.


You're good!

Is 12. Jenifer? (from the same makers of "Suspiria")

I have this movie.. not sure if it's considered foreign though.. and she did like to hang out in some weird places..

#9 The Importance of Being Earnest

Is 12. Jenifer? (from the same makers of "Suspiria")

I have this movie.. not sure if it's considered foreign though.. and she did like to hang out in some weird places..


No, it's not. But thanks so much for playing : )


#9 The Importance of Being Earnest


Correct! I was wondering when someone would get that one.

I'm thinking about posting all the answers either tonight or tomorrow. How does everyone feel about that?

3. Eric Idle?

#3 Terry Jones ?

3. Eric Idle?



#3 Terry Jones ?


lol No. The cute one. It's the cute one! And he's found on a member's signature here on the boards.

Terry Gilliam?

lol No. The cute one. It's the cute one! And he's found on a member's signature here on the boards.
Michael Palin

Michael Palin


There ya go! I'll update the quiz when I get back later : )

There ya go! I'll update the quiz when I get back later : )
Yes, Michael Palin is a loveable person, as long as you can find him when he is off on his travels.

Thanks for playing, everyone! I revealed the answers in orange, in case anyone's interested.

Congrats to Sister Morphine for getting the most points! Her prize: some karma from me. :)