More random lyric based questions.
Answer the question and give the song (artist is optional)
Limit 3

01. What's on the starboard bow, Jim?
Paul_UK Klingons Start Trekkin', The Frim

02. After 2 kids and the weight gain factor, what did I tell her to do?
Lesley Hit the gym, don't eat so much food Women lose weight, Morcheeba

03. Why is her boyfriend a d*ck?
Indy Gent He brings a gun to school Teenage dirtbag, Wheatus

04. You can bang anything that you find in the barnyard but what shouldn't you do and why?
Philbo Don't touch your sister, she's mine Don't touch your sister, Kevin Bloody Wilson

05. I have a subway token but what's in my shoe?
CeramicsFanatic A Dollar Rhinestone cowboy, Glen Campbell

06. In a club in old Soho, what does champagne taste like?
Les Klepper Cherry cola Lola, The Kinks

07. I've got all the right money and all that, what do I want?
Paul_UK 2 Pints of lager and a packet of crisps 2 Pints...., Sploganessabounds

08. What mishap did one little chap have?
maddog167 Broke off his horses head Two little boys, Rolf Harris

09. Handicapped people make handicapped faces at me, what am I?
Indy Gent An A$$hole A$$hole, Dennis Leqary

10. When would pirate ships lower their flags?
Paul_UK When Puff roared out his name Puff the magic dragon, Peter, Paul & Mary

11. Where did I see a welcoming light and stop to rest for the night?
Karen 24 hours from Tulsa 24 hours from Tulsa, Gene Pitney

12. What should we do when the pub's too crowded or some d*ckhead wants to fight?
Philbo Stack the fridge and stoke the bong Stack the fridge..., Kevin Bloody Wilson

13. The foreman is an awkward sod, what does he want me to do?
Philbo Cart them (the bricks) down the ladder in me hod Murphy and the bricks

14. We ask all the questions and you take all your clothes off, what time is it?
maddog167 Happy hour Happy hour, The housemartins

15. I was gonna pay my child support, but what did I do instead?
lebeiw15 Get high I got high, Afroman

16. Who thinks of the young man that she almost married?
Lesley The everyday housewife Dreams of the everyday housewife, Glen Campbell

17. What the hell am I doing at 26?
Lesley Drinking in LA Drinking in LA, Bran band 3000

18. What does that butt you got make me?
Indy Gent So Horny baby got back, Sir Mixalot

19. What is berthed at docking bay 9D4?
Lesley The Millenium Falcon Starwars cantine, Wierd Al Yankovic

20. What am I gonna be at zero hour (9am)?
lebeiw15 High as a kite Rocket man, Elton John

11.  At the Hotel California
Hotel California--The Eagles

15.  I got high
Because I Got High--Afroman

20.  High as a kite
Rocket Man--Elton John

Hi Tao!

#5 is a dollar tucked inside my shoe, from Glen Campbell's hit "Rhinestone Cowboy".  

6.  Tastes just like Cherry Cola?  "Lola"-The Kinks

Hi Tao...here we go again, eh?

1. Klingons...(Star Trek variety, of course!) from Star Trekkin' - The Firm

7. Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps, Please - from song of the same name by the mighty Splodgenessabounds

10. When Puff roared out his name - from Puff The Magic Dragon - Peter, Paul & Mary

3. Becuase he brings a gun to school. Teenage Dirtbag-Wheatus
9. A$$hole, from the eponymous title by Dennis Leary.
18. So horny. Baby Got Back-Sir Mix-a-lot.

Hiya Taoist - why has your yin/yang avatar stopped rotating, by the way?

#8 he broke off his horse's head - Two Little Boys - Rolf Harris...still brings a lump to my throat....

#14 It's time to get back to the kitchen sink? Happy Hour - The Housemartins. Paul Heaton now lives quite close to me in Didsbury, South Manchester.

Hmm

Most of the ones I know had already gone.

I think # 11 might be '24 hours from Tulsa'

I recognise #9 as well

Some just for me, I see...

#1 - Klingons!!! (Star Trekkin', the Firm)
D'Oh, Paul got there first :-(

#9 - An Asshole (from Denis Leary's song of the same name)
D'Oh, IndyGent got there first :-(

#12 - Stack the fridge and stoke the bong, we're staying home tonight (Stack the Fridge, KBW)
#4 - Don't touch yer sister, she's mine (KBW)
#13 - He says I have to cart them down the ladders in me hod (The Bricklayer's Song, Ray Stevens)

;-)

Phil
PS would #17 be "sticking to the speed limit"?

All correct!

My avatar stopped rotating when my ex employers finally took down my web space on their server (b4stards!)

Bit unsure about some of these -

#2 Hit The Gym - Women Lose Weight.
#16 The Everyday Housewife - Dreams Of The Everyday Housewife.
#17 Drinking In LA - Drinking In LA.
#19 The Millenium Falcon - Star Wars Cantina.

So did I, but I only knew three of the ones left ;-)