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Subject: Comedy quiz (only 3 to go)

Written By: Taoist on 07/02/03 at 08:36 a.m.

A quick parody/comedy lyrics quiz
Limit 5 (Go for it Philbo!)

01. My dollar bills could buy the Brooklyn bridge
Philbo The Money song, Monty Python
02. They'll take you as soon as you're warm
Philbo Every sperm is sacred, Monty Python (Meaning of life)
03. Russian jets don't make good submarines
Indy Gent Libyan on a jet plane, Pinkard & Bowden
04. Made a new pipe out of aluminum foil
Sarahlara Marijuanaville, David Allan Coe
05. Could you speak a little slower 4 double-7's all I got
Philbo Diktaphone (stick that f**kin phone...), Kevin Wilson
06. Should we blame the images on TV?
MNI Kenny Blame Canada, South park
07. I once was straight but now shitfaced
Philbo Amazing grass, Kevin Wilson
08. Trying to impress you, but he's so weak though
MNI Kenny Will the real Slim Shady please shut up, Wierd Al
09. Hard work good and hard work fine but first take care of head
MNI Kenny Smoke two joints, Sublime
10. But sometimes it's too crowded there or some dickhead wants to fight
Philbo Stack the fridge and stoke the bong, Kevin Wilson
11. You can wrap it up in ribbons, you can slip it in your sock
Purplestring The penis song, Monty Python (Meaning of life)
12. But in my haste to do the job I was too blind to see
Philbo Murphy and the bricks, Noel Murphy et al
13. Music and blasters and old jedi masters
MNI Kenny Starwars cantina, Mark Jonathon Davis
14. If you want to haggle oi he'll make you such a deal
MNI Kenny/Lebiew15 Pretty fly (for a Rabbi), Wierd Al
15. I'd stuff it in turkeys on Thanksgiving Day
16. He'd make a plan and he'd follow through
JustPassingThrough What would Brian Boitano do?, South park
17. We go round every 200 million years
Karen The Galaxy song, Monty Python (Meaning of life)
18. You cannae change the script Jim
Karen/Philbo Startrekkin, The Firm
19. The extra weight from silicone began to swamp the raft
Philbo Save the beer, Faust and Lewis
20. You may get stabbed in the head, with a dagger or a sword
Boris66au La Resistance, South park (kids)
21. I'm back from outback and I'm back in the hall
Kevin Wilson
22. My feet on my table and a Cuban cigar
Philbo A$$hole, Dennis Leary
23. We'll up your premiums semi-annually
Purplestring The Accountancy shanty, Monty Python (Meaning of life)
24. I'll tell a pack of lies, pull the wool over their eyes
Philbo Two little boys in blue, Billy Connolly
25. You clutch your baggy full of weed and careful not to spill a seed
26. Me face'll be leaving in quarter of an hour
Philbo The Dating song, Kevin Wilson
27. But if we catch the girls then we'll set the woods ablaze
Philbo The Battle of Koogamunga, Homer & Jethro
28. He reads to us from something called Ulysses
Philbo Letter from camp, Allan Sherman
29. Take off all the handles, and the things wot hold the candles
Karen Right said Fred, Bennard Cribbins
30. Between our quests we sequin vests
Purplestring Knights of the round table, Monty Python (Holy grail)

Subject: Re: Comedy quiz

Written By: philbo_baggins on 07/02/03 at 08:58 a.m.

Quoting:
Limit 5 (And that means you Philbo!)
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...oh well, if you insist:

#1 - The money song - Monty Python (which surely needs a rewrite now that the Euro's here)
#2 - Every sperm is sacred - Ditto
(I'll leave the rest of the Python to everyone else ;-))
#10- Stack the fridge - KBW
#22- A$$hole - Denis Leary
#28- Camp Grenada - Alan Sherman

Phil

Subject: Re: Comedy quiz

Written By: Taoist on 07/02/03 at 09:05 a.m.

Quoting:
#1 - The money song - Monty Python (which surely needs a rewrite now that the Euro's here)
#2 - Every sperm is sacred - Ditto
(I'll leave the rest of the Python to everyone else ;-))
#10- Stack the fridge - KBW
#22- A$$hole - Denis Leary
#28- Camp Grenada - Alan Sherman
End Quote


All correct Phil (and I bet you know most of the others too)

Subject: Re: Comedy quiz

Written By: My_name_is_Kenny on 07/02/03 at 09:05 a.m.

6.  Blame Canada - Cast of South Park
8.  Will the Real Slim Shady Please Shut Up?
9.  Smoke Two Joints - Sublime
13.  Star Wars Cantina - Mark Jonathan Davis
14.  Pretty Fly (for a Rabbi) - The Offspring

Subject: Re: Comedy quiz

Written By: lebeiw15 on 07/02/03 at 09:25 a.m.

#14 is by Weird Al Yankovic, not the Offspring

Subject: Re: Comedy quiz

Written By: Taoist on 07/02/03 at 09:32 a.m.

Quoting:
6.  Blame Canada - Cast of South Park
8.  Will the Real Slim Shady Please Shut Up?
9.  Smoke Two Joints - Sublime
13.  Star Wars Cantina - Mark Jonathan Davis
14.  Pretty Fly (for a Rabbi) - The Offspring
End Quote


Quoting:
#14 is by Weird Al Yankovic, not the Offspring
End Quote


Well done Kenny, although Lebiew got Wield Al for 14 and you missed the artist for 8.

Subject: Re: Comedy quiz

Written By: karen (Guest) on 07/02/03 at 09:51 a.m.

#17 looks a bit like The Universe Song from Monty Python

#18 is Startrekkin by ?

#29 Right Said Fred by Bernard Cribbins

Is #11 The CHicken SOng by Spittin Image?

Subject: Re: Comedy quiz

Written By: Taoist on 07/02/03 at 09:53 a.m.

Quoting:
#17 looks a bit like The Universe Song from Monty Python

#18 is Startrekkin by ?

#29 Right Said Fred by Bernard Cribbins
End Quote


Well done karen, all correct!


Quoting:
Is #11 The CHicken SOng by Spittin Image?
End Quote


Sorry, wrong on both counts :(

Subject: Re: Comedy quiz

Written By: philbo_baggins on 07/02/03 at 10:20 a.m.

Quoting:
#18 is Startrekkin by ?
End Quote


The Firm... just helping out, like

Quoting:
Is #11 The CHicken SOng by Spittin Image?
End Quote


The very thought brings tears to the eyes ;-)

Phil

Modified to add: in #11, isn't it "slip" it in your sock?

Subject: Re: Comedy quiz

Written By: Indy Gent on 07/02/03 at 11:09 a.m.

3. Libyan On A Jet Plane-Pinkard & Bowden

Subject: Re: Comedy quiz

Written By: sarahlara on 07/02/03 at 12:15 a.m.

4. Marijuanaville - David Allan Coe

Subject: Re: Comedy quiz

Written By: Taoist on 07/03/03 at 08:24 a.m.

Quoting:
3. Libyan On A Jet Plane-Pinkard & Bowden
End Quote


Quoting:
4. Marijuanaville - David Allan Coe
End Quote


Both correct!

Subject: Re: Comedy quiz

Written By: purplestring on 07/03/03 at 09:07 a.m.

Pythons first....Accountancy Shanty (23), Penis Song (11) and Comelot Song (30)...

think Allan Shamen's Muddah or Faddah used to read hgim Ulysses  ??? (28)

Subject: Re: Comedy quiz

Written By: purplestring on 07/03/03 at 09:09 a.m.

it wont let me type penis! do I still score the point?

Subject: Re: Comedy quiz

Written By: Taoist on 07/03/03 at 09:14 a.m.

Quoting:
Pythons first....Accountancy Shanty (23), Penis Song (11) and Comelot Song (30)...

think Allan Shamen's Muddah or Faddah used to read hgim Ulysses  ??? (28)
End Quote


All 3 python songs are correct
The Allan Sherman song goes be many names, including Hello Muddah hello Faddah, letter from camp and camp Grenada.

Quoting:
it wont let me type penis! do I still score the point?
End Quote


You won't score without a penis  ;D

Subject: Re: Comedy quiz (12 to go - limit lifted)

Written By: philbo_baggins on 07/04/03 at 02:44 a.m.

Quoting:
A quick parody/comedy lyrics quiz
Limit 5 (Go for it Philbo!)
End Quote


..oh, if you must:

#27 is that boy scout favourite "The Battle of Kookamunga" - no idea who sings it, though.

#26 is Kev's Courting Song... if I may continue the quote:
Me face'll be leaving in quarter of an hour
I'd like you to be on it ;-)

#24 is Two Little Boys in Blue by Billy Connolly - I used to have it on tape somewhere, but lost it :-(

#21 sounds like "Born again pisstank"... except that the line in that one goes "I'm back from the depths and I'm back with me mates"... surely it's another KBW, though?

#12 is the Bricklayer's Song (aka "the Sick Note") by Ray Stevens... I did that one in my last comedy lyrics quiz :-)

...I get the feeling I know one or two of the others, I'm sure they'll come to me eventually...

Phil

Subject: Re: Comedy quiz (12 to go - limit lifted)

Written By: Taoist on 07/04/03 at 02:52 a.m.

Quoting:
#27 is that boy scout favourite "The Battle of Kookamunga" - no idea who sings it, though.

#26 is Kev's Courting Song... if I may continue the quote:
Me face'll be leaving in quarter of an hour
I'd like you to be on it ;-)

#24 is Two Little Boys in Blue by Billy Connolly - I used to have it on tape somewhere, but lost it :-(

#21 sounds like "Born again pisstank"... except that the line in that one goes "I'm back from the depths and I'm back with me mates"... surely it's another KBW, though?

#12 is the Bricklayer's Song (aka "the Sick Note") by Ray Stevens... I did that one in my last comedy lyrics quiz :-)
End Quote


27 is sung by Homer and Jethro
21 is KBW but not 'born again...'
There are another couple of his there too  :D

Subject: Re: Comedy quiz (8 to go - limit lifted)

Written By: boris66au on 07/04/03 at 04:23 a.m.

#20 - South Park - La Resistance?

Subject: Re: Comedy quiz (8 to go - limit lifted)

Written By: Taoist on 07/04/03 at 04:25 a.m.


Quoting:
#20 - South Park - La Resistance?
End Quote


Correct
IMO probably the best song in the movie!

Subject: Re: Comedy quiz (8 to go - limit lifted)

Written By: philbo_baggins on 07/04/03 at 04:33 a.m.

D'Oh... looked straight through 5 & 7:

05. Could you speak a little slower 4 double-7's all I got
3-1-0-4 are you *very* deaf or what?
Well, I got the first bit, I just can't get the last
(Altogether now):
So stick that *censored* phone up your *censored* *censored*

...Dicktaphone by KBW

07. I once was straight but now shitfaced
Pass the joint back please ;-)

Amazing Grass, KBW


Hmm... who sang "The Beer Song", anyway?  I've heard it sung by the campfire, I think (though I did use google, cause it was starting to annoy me as I knew I'd heard the lyric before somewhere)

Phil
PS I'm doing a parody to "Born Again Pisstank" at the moment, called "Kev Bloody Wilson", which has references to all the KBW songs in this quiz, plus a few more...

Subject: Re: Comedy quiz (8 to go - limit lifted)

Written By: Taoist on 07/04/03 at 04:38 a.m.


Quoting:
D'Oh... looked straight through 5 & 7:

05. Could you speak a little slower 4 double-7's all I got
3-1-0-4 are you *very* deaf or what?
Well, I got the first bit, I just can't get the last
(Altogether now):
So stick that *censored* phone up your *censored* *censored*

...Dicktaphone by KBW

07. I once was straight but now shitfaced
Pass the joint back please ;-)

Amazing Grass, KBW


Hmm... who sang "The Beer Song", anyway?  I've heard it sung by the campfire, I think (though I did use google, cause it was starting to annoy me as I knew I'd heard the lyric before somewhere)

Phil
PS I'm doing a parody to "Born Again Pisstank" at the moment, called "Kev Bloody Wilson", which has references to all the KBW songs in this quiz, plus a few more...
End Quote



5 & 7 Correct, I'll look out for your parody

Which "Beer song"?

Subject: Re: Comedy quiz (8 to go - limit lifted)

Written By: philbo_baggins on 07/04/03 at 08:36 a.m.

Quoting:
I'll look out for your parody
End Quote


Hey... it's turned up already: chucky must have been up early this morning (or very late last night)... click here

Quoting:
Which "Beer song"?
End Quote


But when the Hooters' waitresses had climbed aboard the craft!
The extra weight from Silicone began to swamp the raft!
The crew was in a quandry, they had a choice to make!
Four bodacious women or beer go in the lake!

The women's chests were heaving as they began to cry!
They got down on their knees and said, 'We'll do ANYTHING for you guys!'
Their wet T-shirts were tempting, but still the choice was clear!
They said throw back the waitresses, BY GOD LET'S SAVE THE BEER!

..that beer song ;-)

Phil

Subject: Re: Comedy quiz (only 5 to go)

Written By: Taoist on 07/04/03 at 08:39 a.m.

Aah, THAT beer song ;)
It's by Faust and Lewis (apparently)

Subject: Re: Comedy quiz (only 5 to go)

Written By: philbo_baggins on 07/04/03 at 09:14 a.m.

Quoting:
It's by Faust and Lewis (apparently)
End Quote


Faust?  Sold his soul for... er, beer?  Hell, makes more sense than old Goethe, I suppose ;-)

Phil

Subject: Re: Comedy quiz (only 4 to go)

Written By: JustPassingThrough on 07/07/03 at 06:21 p.m.

16 "What Would Brian Boitano Do?" from South Park

Subject: Re: Comedy quiz (only 4 to go)

Written By: Taoist on 07/08/03 at 03:03 a.m.


Quoting:
16 "What Would Brian Boitano Do?" from South Park
End Quote


Correct JPT!