ok...heres how it works, Ill give you the missheard lyrics, submitted via Amiright.com and you tell me what song they come from and the correct lyric...good luck...limit 3...

1.  Shes got better days aside
Lebeiw: "Shes got bette davis eyes
Bette Davis eyes-Kim Carnes
2.  Nicole and I have changed lying naked on the floor
Lebeiw: Im cold and I have changed lying naked on the floor
Torn-Natalie Imbruglia
3.  Ive been a waffer so long
Lebeiw: Ive been away for so long
White wedding-Billy Idol
4.  Hey baby why you trying to keep a waffer so long
5.  Let the farmer take your knife, theres a babbon in the rice
IG:
Its bound to take your life, theres a bad moon on the rise
BAd moon rising-CCR
6.  Ah, bah, cah, nah, cah, bah, ah
7.  Gave my anus curley wirley
CD:
Came by in his curley Wirley
Blinded by the light-Manfred Mann's Earth Band
8.  Merry be the word, put your titty to the wall
9.  You and me and leslie
CD:
You and me endlesly
Groovin-Rascals
10. Amy Lotto, amy lotto, amy lotto, amy lotto
IG:
A denial a denial a denial a denial
Smells like Teen Spirit-Nirvana
11. with your titty in the middle
Jaqui:
With your kitty in the middle
Walk this way-Aerosmith

1.  Bette Davis Eyes--Kim Carnes
   "She's got Bette Davis Eyes"
2.  Torn--Natalie Imbruglia
   "I'm cold and I'm ashamed, lying naked on the floor" or something like that

3.   "I've been away for so long"  
      I think it's from "White Wedding" by Billy Idol--correct me if I'm wrong.

#7 is "Came by in his curly whirly" from Manfred Mann's Earth Band's "Blinded by the Light."
#9 is "You and me, endlessly" from the Young Rascals' "Groovin."  ("Endlessly was mispronounced as "and Leslie" in that song.)

11. Walk This Way - Aerosmith
"with your kitty in the middle"

5. Don't got out tonight, 'cause it's bound to take your life. There's a bad moon on the rising.
Bad Moon Rising-Creedence Clearwater Revival

10.A denial, a denial, a denial, a denial
Smells Like Teen Spirit-Nirvana