This works like the game "Consequences". We take turns to make up a line for the song until the song is finished.
Here's the first line:

Lost in the attic, looking for my kazoo

Now someone else writes the next line!

hoping I didn't leave it up my whazoo

Well? What else rhymes with kazoo??

Cool, you rhymed both syllables! Most people would rhyme just the last one *COUGHCHOKE*Britney Spears*HACKWHEEZE*

So far:
Lost in the attic, looking for my kazoo
Hoping I didn't leave it up my whazoo

Now:
Somewhere out that little window, there's a zoo

(Seriously, the whole "azoo" is hard to rhyme with!)

Lost in the attic, looking for my kazoo
Hoping I didn't leave it up my whazoo
Somewhere out that little window, there's a zoo
With a special cage built just for you

Lost in the attic, looking for my kazoo
Hoping I didn't leave it up my whazoo
Somewhere out that little window, there's a zoo
With a special cage built just for you
Between the reptile house and the apes

Lost in the attic, looking for my kazoo
Hoping I didn't leave it up my whazoo
Somewhere out that little window, there's a zoo
With a special cage built just for you

Between the reptile house and the apes
Where the bats fly around wearing capes

Lost in the attic, looking for my kazoo
Hoping I didn't leave it up my whazoo
Somewhere out that little window, there's a zoo
With a special cage built just for you

Between the reptile house and the apes
Where the bats fly around wearing capes
Hoping like heck that nothing escapes

Lost in the attic, looking for my kazoo
Hoping I didn't leave it up my whazoo
Somewhere out that little window, there's a zoo
With a special cage built just for you

Between the reptile house and the apes
Where the bats fly around wearing capes
Hoping like heck that nothing escapes
And trying hard not to soil the drapes

Lost in the attic, looking for my kazoo
Hoping I didn't leave it up my whazoo
Somewhere out that little window, there's a zoo
With a special cage built just for you

Between the reptile house and the apes
Where the bats fly around wearing capes
Hoping like heck that nothing escapes
And trying hard not to soil the drapes

And when the s*** hits the dreaded fan

Lost in the attic, looking for my kazoo
Hoping I didn't leave it up my whazoo
Somewhere out that little window, there's a zoo
With a special cage built just for you

Between the reptile house and the apes
Where the bats fly around wearing capes
Hoping like heck that nothing escapes
And trying hard not to soil the drapes

And when the s*** hits the dreaded fan
This must be a job for Superman

Lost in the attic, looking for my kazoo
Hoping I didn't leave it up my whazoo
Somewhere out that little window, there's a zoo
With a special cage built just for you

Between the reptile house and the apes
Where the bats fly around wearing capes
Hoping like heck that nothing escapes
And trying hard not to soil the drapes

And when the s*** hits the dreaded fan
This must be a job for Superman
a geezer in pants with a cunning plan

Lost in the attic, looking for my kazoo
Hoping I didn't leave it up my whazoo
Somewhere out that little window, there's a zoo
With a special cage built just for you

Between the reptile house and the apes
Where the bats fly around wearing capes
Hoping like heck that nothing escapes
And trying hard not to soil the drapes

And when the s*** hits the dreaded fan
This must be a job for Superman
A geezer in pants with a cunning plan
Got a missing kazoo?  He's surely your man

Lost in the attic, looking for my kazoo
Hoping I didn't leave it up my whazoo
Somewhere out that little window, there's a zoo
With a special cage built just for you

Between the reptile house and the apes
Where the bats fly around wearing capes
Hoping like heck that nothing escapes
And trying hard not to soil the drapes

And when the s*** hits the dreaded fan
This must be a job for Superman
A geezer in pants with a cunning plan
Got a missing kazoo?  He's surely your man

Is it lying in the mud and the grass?

Lost in the attic, looking for my kazoo
Hoping I didn't leave it up my whazoo
Somewhere out that little window, there's a zoo
With a special cage built just for you

Between the reptile house and the apes
Where the bats fly around wearing capes
Hoping like heck that nothing escapes
And trying hard not to soil the drapes

And when the s*** hits the dreaded fan
This must be a job for Superman
A geezer in pants with a cunning plan
Got a missing kazoo?  He's surely your man

Is it lying in the mud and the grass?
Or will it be found by the rocks, in the pass ?

Lost in the attic, looking for my kazoo
Hoping I didn't leave it up my whazoo
Somewhere out that little window, there's a zoo
With a special cage built just for you

Between the reptile house and the apes
Where the bats fly around wearing capes
Hoping like heck that nothing escapes
And trying hard not to soil the drapes

And when the s*** hits the dreaded fan
This must be a job for Superman
A geezer in pants with a cunning plan
Got a missing kazoo?  He's surely your man

Is it lying in the mud and the grass?
Or will it be found by the rocks, in the pass ?  
Is made out of plastic, is it made out of glass?  

Lost in the attic, looking for my kazoo
Hoping I didn't leave it up my whazoo
Somewhere out that little window, there's a zoo
With a special cage built just for you

Between the reptile house and the apes
Where the bats fly around wearing capes
Hoping like heck that nothing escapes
And trying hard not to soil the drapes

And when the s*** hits the dreaded fan
This must be a job for Superman
A geezer in pants with a cunning plan
Got a missing kazoo?  He's surely your man

Is it lying in the mud and the grass?
Or will it be found by the rocks, in the pass ?
Is made out of plastic, is it made out of glass?
Or will it be swallowed by a big ol' bass?

Lost in the attic, looking for my kazoo
Hoping I didn't leave it up my whazoo
Somewhere out that little window, there's a zoo
With a special cage built just for you

Between the reptile house and the apes
Where the bats fly around wearing capes
Hoping like heck that nothing escapes
And trying hard not to soil the drapes

And when the s*** hits the dreaded fan
This must be a job for Superman
A geezer in pants with a cunning plan
Got a missing kazoo?  He's surely your man

Is it lying in the mud and the grass?
Or will it be found by the rocks, in the pass ?
Is made out of plastic, is it made out of glass?
Or will it be swallowed by a big ol' bass?

Maybe it's been taken by a UFO

Lost in the attic, looking for my kazoo
Hoping I didn't leave it up my whazoo
Somewhere out that little window, there's a zoo
With a special cage built just for you

Between the reptile house and the apes
Where the bats fly around wearing capes
Hoping like heck that nothing escapes
And trying hard not to soil the drapes

And when the s*** hits the dreaded fan
This must be a job for Superman
A geezer in pants with a cunning plan
Got a missing kazoo?  He's surely your man

Is it lying in the mud and the grass?
Or will it be found by the rocks, in the pass ?
Is made out of plastic, is it made out of glass?
Or will it be swallowed by a big ol' bass?

Maybe it's been taken by a UFO
Or maybe taken by someone named Joe

Lost in the attic, looking for my kazoo
Hoping I didn't leave it up my whazoo
Somewhere out that little window, there's a zoo
With a special cage built just for you

Between the reptile house and the apes
Where the bats fly around wearing capes
Hoping like heck that nothing escapes
And trying hard not to soil the drapes

And when the s*** hits the dreaded fan
This must be a job for Superman
A geezer in pants with a cunning plan
Got a missing kazoo?  He's surely your man

Is it lying in the mud and the grass?
Or will it be found by the rocks, in the pass ?
Is made out of plastic, is it made out of glass?
Or will it be swallowed by a big ol' bass?

Maybe it's been taken by a UFO
Or maybe taken by someone named Joe  
We can find out if it will glow.

Lost in the attic, looking for my kazoo
Hoping I didn't leave it up my whazoo
Somewhere out that little window, there's a zoo
With a special cage built just for you

Between the reptile house and the apes
Where the bats fly around wearing capes
Hoping like heck that nothing escapes
And trying hard not to soil the drapes

And when the s*** hits the dreaded fan
This must be a job for Superman
A geezer in pants with a cunning plan
Got a missing kazoo?  He's surely your man

Is it lying in the mud and the grass?
Or will it be found by the rocks, in the pass ?
Is made out of plastic, is it made out of glass?
Or will it be swallowed by a big ol' bass?

Maybe it's been taken by a UFO
Or maybe taken by someone named Joe  
We can find out if it will glow
If we take it nice and slow

But Superman's searching, so sit back relax...

Lost in the attic, looking for my kazoo
Hoping I didn't leave it up my whazoo
Somewhere out that little window, there's a zoo
With a special cage built just for you

Between the reptile house and the apes
Where the bats fly around wearing capes
Hoping like heck that nothing escapes
And trying hard not to soil the drapes

And when the s*** hits the dreaded fan
This must be a job for Superman
A geezer in pants with a cunning plan
Got a missing kazoo?  He's surely your man

Is it lying in the mud and the grass?
Or will it be found by the rocks, in the pass ?
Is made out of plastic, is it made out of glass?
Or will it be swallowed by a big ol' bass?

Maybe it's been taken by a UFO
Or maybe taken by someone named Joe  
We can find out if it will glow
If we take it nice and slow

But Superman's searching, so sit back relax
Perhaps recline and eke out some ear wax

Lost in the attic, looking for my kazoo
Hoping I didn't leave it up my whazoo
Somewhere out that little window, there's a zoo
With a special cage built just for you

Between the reptile house and the apes
Where the bats fly around wearing capes
Hoping like heck that nothing escapes
And trying hard not to soil the drapes

And when the s*** hits the dreaded fan
This must be a job for Superman
A geezer in pants with a cunning plan
Got a missing kazoo?  He's surely your man

Is it lying in the mud and the grass?
Or will it be found by the rocks, in the pass ?
Is made out of plastic, is it made out of glass?
Or will it be swallowed by a big ol' bass?

Maybe it's been taken by a UFO
Or maybe taken by someone named Joe  
We can find out if it will glow
If we take it nice and slow

But Superman's searching, so sit back and relax
Perhaps recline and eke out some ear wax  
Which of course would be grody to the max...

Lost in the attic, looking for my kazoo
Hoping I didn't leave it up my whazoo
Somewhere out that little window, there's a zoo
With a special cage built just for you

Between the reptile house and the apes
Where the bats fly around wearing capes
Hoping like heck that nothing escapes
And trying hard not to soil the drapes

And when the s*** hits the dreaded fan
This must be a job for Superman
A geezer in pants with a cunning plan
Got a missing kazoo?  He's surely your man

Is it lying in the mud and the grass?
Or will it be found by the rocks, in the pass ?
Is made out of plastic, is it made out of glass?
Or will it be swallowed by a big ol' bass?

Maybe it's been taken by a UFO
Or maybe taken by someone named Joe  
We can find out if it will glow
If we take it nice and slow

But Superman's searching, so sit back and relax
Perhaps recline and eke out some ear wax  
Which of course would be grody to the max...
Well, don't take to me with an axe !  :)

Lost in the attic, looking for my kazoo
Hoping I didn't leave it up my whazoo
Somewhere out that little window, there's a zoo
With a special cage built just for you

Between the reptile house and the apes
Where the bats fly around wearing capes
Hoping like heck that nothing escapes
And trying hard not to soil the drapes

And when the s*** hits the dreaded fan
This must be a job for Superman
A geezer in pants with a cunning plan
Got a missing kazoo?  He's surely your man

Is it lying in the mud and the grass?
Or will it be found by the rocks, in the pass ?
Is made out of plastic, is it made out of glass?
Or will it be swallowed by a big ol' bass?

Maybe it's been taken by a UFO
Or maybe taken by someone named Joe  
We can find out if it will glow
If we take it nice and slow

But Superman's searching, so sit back and relax
Perhaps recline and eke out some ear wax  
Which of course would be grody to the max...
Well, don't take to me with an axe !    

Superman found the kazzo, hidden in toejam....

Lost in the attic, looking for my kazoo
Hoping I didn't leave it up my whazoo
Somewhere out that little window, there's a zoo
With a special cage built just for you

Between the reptile house and the apes
Where the bats fly around wearing capes
Hoping like heck that nothing escapes
And trying hard not to soil the drapes

And when the s*** hits the dreaded fan
This must be a job for Superman
A geezer in pants with a cunning plan
Got a missing kazoo?  He's surely your man

Is it lying in the mud and the grass?
Or will it be found by the rocks, in the pass ?
Is made out of plastic, is it made out of glass?
Or will it be swallowed by a big ol' bass?

Maybe it's been taken by a UFO
Or maybe taken by someone named Joe  
We can find out if it will glow
If we take it nice and slow

But Superman's searching, so sit back and relax
Perhaps recline and eke out some ear wax  
Which of course would be grody to the max…
Well, don't take to me with an axe !    

Superman found the kazzo, hidden in toejam…
Somewhere, it seems, in ol' Vietnam…

Lost in the attic, looking for my kazoo
Hoping I didn't leave it up my whazoo
Somewhere out that little window, there's a zoo
With a special cage built just for you

Between the reptile house and the apes
Where the bats fly around wearing capes
Hoping like heck that nothing escapes
And trying hard not to soil the drapes

And when the s*** hits the dreaded fan
This must be a job for Superman
A geezer in pants with a cunning plan
Got a missing kazoo?  He's surely your man

Is it lying in the mud and the grass?
Or will it be found by the rocks, in the pass ?
Is made out of plastic, is it made out of glass?
Or will it be swallowed by a big ol' bass?

Maybe it's been taken by a UFO
Or maybe taken by someone named Joe  
We can find out if it will glow
If we take it nice and slow

But Superman's searching, so sit back and relax
Perhaps recline and eke out some ear wax  
Which of course would be grody to the max…
Well, don't take to me with an axe !    

Superman found the kazzo, hidden in toejam…
Somewhere, it seems, in ol' Vietnam…
In the possession of an aged school ma'am

Lost in the attic, looking for my kazoo
Hoping I didn't leave it up my whazoo
Somewhere out that little window, there's a zoo
With a special cage built just for you

Between the reptile house and the apes
Where the bats fly around wearing capes
Hoping like heck that nothing escapes
And trying hard not to soil the drapes

And when the s*** hits the dreaded fan
This must be a job for Superman
A geezer in pants with a cunning plan
Got a missing kazoo?  He's surely your man

Is it lying in the mud and the grass?
Or will it be found by the rocks, in the pass ?
Is made out of plastic, is it made out of glass?
Or will it be swallowed by a big ol' bass?

Maybe it's been taken by a UFO
Or maybe taken by someone named Joe  
We can find out if it will glow
If we take it nice and slow

But Superman's searching, so sit back and relax
Perhaps recline and eke out some ear wax  
Which of course would be grody to the max…
Well, don't take to me with an axe !    

Superman found the kazoo, hidden in toejam…
Somewhere, it seems, in ol' Vietnam…
In the possession of an aged school ma'am
Who had stolen it from George Michael of Wham!

Lost in the attic, looking for my kazoo
Hoping I didn't leave it up my whazoo
Somewhere out that little window, there's a zoo
With a special cage built just for you

Between the reptile house and the apes
Where the bats fly around wearing capes
Hoping like heck that nothing escapes
And trying hard not to soil the drapes

And when the s*** hits the dreaded fan
This must be a job for Superman
A geezer in pants with a cunning plan
Got a missing kazoo?  He's surely your man

Is it lying in the mud and the grass?
Or will it be found by the rocks, in the pass ?
Is made out of plastic, is it made out of glass?
Or will it be swallowed by a big ol' bass?

Maybe it's been taken by a UFO
Or maybe taken by someone named Joe  
We can find out if it will glow
If we take it nice and slow

But Superman's searching, so sit back and relax
Perhaps recline and eke out some ear wax  
Which of course would be grody to the max…
Well, don't take to me with an axe !    

Superman found the kazoo, hidden in toejam…
Somewhere, it seems, in ol' Vietnam…
In the possession of an aged school ma'am
Who had stolen it from George Michael of Wham!

That wasn't a kazoo it was merely a pipe

Lost in the attic, looking for my kazoo
Hoping I didn't leave it up my whazoo
Somewhere out that little window, there's a zoo
With a special cage built just for you

Between the reptile house and the apes
Where the bats fly around wearing capes
Hoping like heck that nothing escapes
And trying hard not to soil the drapes

And when the s*** hits the dreaded fan
This must be a job for Superman
A geezer in pants with a cunning plan
Got a missing kazoo?  He's surely your man

Is it lying in the mud and the grass?
Or will it be found by the rocks, in the pass ?
Is made out of plastic, is it made out of glass?
Or will it be swallowed by a big ol' bass?

Maybe it's been taken by a UFO
Or maybe taken by someone named Joe  
We can find out if it will glow
If we take it nice and slow

But Superman's searching, so sit back and relax
Perhaps recline and eke out some ear wax  
Which of course would be grody to the max…
Well, don't take to me with an axe !    

Superman found the kazoo, hidden in toejam…
Somewhere, it seems, in ol' Vietnam…
In the possession of an aged school ma'am
Who had stolen it from George Michael of Wham!

That wasn't a kazoo it was merely a pipe
Full of some noxious substance that is clearly not ripe

Lost in the attic, looking for my kazoo
Hoping I didn't leave it up my whazoo
Somewhere out that little window, there's a zoo
With a special cage built just for you

Between the reptile house and the apes
Where the bats fly around wearing capes
Hoping like heck that nothing escapes
And trying hard not to soil the drapes

And when the s*** hits the dreaded fan
This must be a job for Superman
A geezer in pants with a cunning plan
Got a missing kazoo?  He's surely your man

Is it lying in the mud and the grass?
Or will it be found by the rocks, in the pass ?
Is made out of plastic, is it made out of glass?
Or will it be swallowed by a big ol' bass?

Maybe it's been taken by a UFO
Or maybe taken by someone named Joe  
We can find out if it will glow
If we take it nice and slow

But Superman's searching, so sit back and relax
Perhaps recline and eke out some ear wax  
Which of course would be grody to the max…
Well, don't take to me with an axe !    

Superman found the kazoo, hidden in toejam…
Somewhere, it seems, in ol' Vietnam…
In the possession of an aged school ma'am
Who had stolen it from George Michael of Wham!

That wasn't a kazoo it was merely a pipe
Full of some noxious substance that is clearly not ripe
So it isn't just George who is so full of tripe

Lost in the attic, looking for my kazoo
Hoping I didn't leave it up my whazoo
Somewhere out that little window, there's a zoo
With a special cage built just for you

Between the reptile house and the apes
Where the bats fly around wearing capes
Hoping like heck that nothing escapes
And trying hard not to soil the drapes

And when the s*** hits the dreaded fan
This must be a job for Superman
A geezer in pants with a cunning plan
Got a missing kazoo?  He's surely your man

Is it lying in the mud and the grass?
Or will it be found by the rocks, in the pass ?
Is made out of plastic, is it made out of glass?
Or will it be swallowed by a big ol' bass?

Maybe it's been taken by a UFO
Or maybe taken by someone named Joe  
We can find out if it will glow
If we take it nice and slow

But Superman's searching, so sit back and relax
Perhaps recline and eke out some ear wax  
Which of course would be grody to the max…
Well, don't take to me with an axe !    

Superman found the kazoo, hidden in toejam…
Somewhere, it seems, in ol' Vietnam…
In the possession of an aged school ma'am
Who had stolen it from George Michael of Wham!

That wasn't a kazoo it was merely a pipe
Full of some noxious substance that is clearly not ripe
So it isn't just George who is so full of tripe
Nor Madonna nor Kylie who are so full of hype

Lost in the attic, looking for my kazoo
Hoping I didn't leave it up my whazoo
Somewhere out that little window, there's a zoo
With a special cage built just for you

Between the reptile house and the apes
Where the bats fly around wearing capes
Hoping like heck that nothing escapes
And trying hard not to soil the drapes

And when the s*** hits the dreaded fan
This must be a job for Superman
A geezer in pants with a cunning plan
Got a missing kazoo?  He's surely your man

Is it lying in the mud and the grass?
Or will it be found by the rocks, in the pass ?
Is made out of plastic, is it made out of glass?
Or will it be swallowed by a big ol' bass?

Maybe it's been taken by a UFO
Or maybe taken by someone named Joe  
We can find out if it will glow
If we take it nice and slow

But Superman's searching, so sit back and relax
Perhaps recline and eke out some ear wax  
Which of course would be grody to the max…
Well, don't take to me with an axe !    

Superman found the kazoo, hidden in toejam…
Somewhere, it seems, in ol' Vietnam…
In the possession of an aged school ma'am
Who had stolen it from George Michael of Wham!

That wasn't a kazoo it was merely a pipe
Full of some noxious substance that is clearly not ripe
So it isn't just George who is so full of tripe
Nor Madonna nor Kylie who are so full of hype

Perhaps a non-pop singer should end this song?

Lost in the attic, looking for my kazoo
Hoping I didn't leave it up my whazoo
Somewhere out that little window, there's a zoo
With a special cage built just for you

Between the reptile house and the apes
Where the bats fly around wearing capes
Hoping like heck that nothing escapes
And trying hard not to soil the drapes

And when the s*** hits the dreaded fan
This must be a job for Superman
A geezer in pants with a cunning plan
Got a missing kazoo?  He's surely your man

Is it lying in the mud and the grass?
Or will it be found by the rocks, in the pass ?
Is made out of plastic, is it made out of glass?
Or will it be swallowed by a big ol' bass?

Maybe it's been taken by a UFO
Or maybe taken by someone named Joe  
We can find out if it will glow
If we take it nice and slow

But Superman's searching, so sit back and relax
Perhaps recline and eke out some ear wax  
Which of course would be grody to the max…
Well, don't take to me with an axe !    

Superman found the kazoo, hidden in toejam…
Somewhere, it seems, in ol' Vietnam…
In the possession of an aged school ma'am
Who had stolen it from George Michael of Wham!

That wasn't a kazoo it was merely a pipe
Full of some noxious substance that is clearly not ripe
So it isn't just George who is so full of tripe
Nor Madonna nor Kylie who are so full of hype

Perhaps a non-pop singer should end this song?
I don't know it, but it won't take long

Lost in the attic, looking for my kazoo
Hoping I didn't leave it up my whazoo
Somewhere out that little window, there's a zoo
With a special cage built just for you

Between the reptile house and the apes
Where the bats fly around wearing capes
Hoping like heck that nothing escapes
And trying hard not to soil the drapes

And when the s*** hits the dreaded fan
This must be a job for Superman
A geezer in pants with a cunning plan
Got a missing kazoo?  He's surely your man

Is it lying in the mud and the grass?
Or will it be found by the rocks, in the pass ?
Is made out of plastic, is it made out of glass?
Or will it be swallowed by a big ol' bass?

Maybe it's been taken by a UFO
Or maybe taken by someone named Joe  
We can find out if it will glow
If we take it nice and slow

But Superman's searching, so sit back and relax
Perhaps recline and eke out some ear wax  
Which of course would be grody to the max…
Well, don't take to me with an axe !    

Superman found the kazoo, hidden in toejam…
Somewhere, it seems, in ol' Vietnam…
In the possession of an aged school ma'am
Who had stolen it from George Michael of Wham!

That wasn't a kazoo it was merely a pipe
Full of some noxious substance that is clearly not ripe
So it isn't just George who is so full of tripe
Nor Madonna nor Kylie who are so full of hype

Perhaps a non-pop singer should end this song?
I don't know it, but it won't take long
And why is 'Get It On' referred to as 'Bang A Gong' ?

Lost in the attic, looking for my kazoo
Hoping I didn't leave it up my whazoo
Somewhere out that little window, there's a zoo
With a special cage built just for you

Between the reptile house and the apes
Where the bats fly around wearing capes
Hoping like heck that nothing escapes
And trying hard not to soil the drapes

And when the s*** hits the dreaded fan
This must be a job for Superman
A geezer in pants with a cunning plan
Got a missing kazoo?  He's surely your man

Is it lying in the mud and the grass?
Or will it be found by the rocks, in the pass ?
Is made out of plastic, is it made out of glass?
Or will it be swallowed by a big ol' bass?

Maybe it's been taken by a UFO
Or maybe taken by someone named Joe  
We can find out if it will glow
If we take it nice and slow

But Superman's searching, so sit back and relax
Perhaps recline and eke out some ear wax  
Which of course would be grody to the max…
Well, don't take to me with an axe !    

Superman found the kazoo, hidden in toejam…
Somewhere, it seems, in ol' Vietnam…
In the possession of an aged school ma'am
Who had stolen it from George Michael of Wham!

That wasn't a kazoo it was merely a pipe
Full of some noxious substance that is clearly not ripe
So it isn't just George who is so full of tripe
Nor Madonna nor Kylie who are so full of hype

Perhaps a non-pop singer should end this song?
I don't know it, but it won't take long
And why is 'Get It On' referred to as 'Bang A Gong' ?
It's titles just like that that seem particularly wrong

Lost in the attic, looking for my kazoo
Hoping I didn't leave it up my whazoo
Somewhere out that little window, there's a zoo
With a special cage built just for you

Between the reptile house and the apes
Where the bats fly around wearing capes
Hoping like heck that nothing escapes
And trying hard not to soil the drapes

And when the s*** hits the dreaded fan
This must be a job for Superman
A geezer in pants with a cunning plan
Got a missing kazoo?  He's surely your man

Is it lying in the mud and the grass?
Or will it be found by the rocks, in the pass ?
Is made out of plastic, is it made out of glass?
Or will it be swallowed by a big ol' bass?

Maybe it's been taken by a UFO
Or maybe taken by someone named Joe  
We can find out if it will glow
If we take it nice and slow

But Superman's searching, so sit back and relax
Perhaps recline and eke out some ear wax  
Which of course would be grody to the max…
Well, don't take to me with an axe !    

Superman found the kazoo, hidden in toejam…
Somewhere, it seems, in ol' Vietnam…
In the possession of an aged school ma'am
Who had stolen it from George Michael of Wham!

That wasn't a kazoo it was merely a pipe
Full of some noxious substance that is clearly not ripe
So it isn't just George who is so full of tripe
Nor Madonna nor Kylie who are so full of hype

Perhaps a non-pop singer should end this song?
I don't know it, but it won't take long
And why is 'Get It On' referred to as 'Bang A Gong' ?
It's titles just like that that seem particularly wrong

Why isn't superman starting this thing instead of me !

Lost in the attic, looking for my kazoo
Hoping I didn't leave it up my whazoo
Somewhere out that little window, there's a zoo
With a special cage built just for you

Between the reptile house and the apes
Where the bats fly around wearing capes
Hoping like heck that nothing escapes
And trying hard not to soil the drapes

And when the s*** hits the dreaded fan
This must be a job for Superman
A geezer in pants with a cunning plan
Got a missing kazoo?  He's surely your man

Is it lying in the mud and the grass?
Or will it be found by the rocks, in the pass ?
Is made out of plastic, is it made out of glass?
Or will it be swallowed by a big ol' bass?

Maybe it's been taken by a UFO
Or maybe taken by someone named Joe  
We can find out if it will glow
If we take it nice and slow

But Superman's searching, so sit back and relax
Perhaps recline and eke out some ear wax  
Which of course would be grody to the max…
Well, don't take to me with an axe !    

Superman found the kazoo, hidden in toejam…
Somewhere, it seems, in ol' Vietnam…
In the possession of an aged school ma'am
Who had stolen it from George Michael of Wham!

That wasn't a kazoo it was merely a pipe
Full of some noxious substance that is clearly not ripe
So it isn't just George who is so full of tripe
Nor Madonna nor Kylie who are so full of hype

Perhaps a non-pop singer should end this song?
I don't know it, but it won't take long
And why is 'Get It On' referred to as 'Bang A Gong' ?
It's titles just like that that seem particularly wrong

Why isn't superman starting this thing instead of me !
I didn't find this pipe; it was he!

Lost in the attic, looking for my kazoo
Hoping I didn't leave it up my whazoo
Somewhere out that little window, there's a zoo
With a special cage built just for you

Between the reptile house and the apes
Where the bats fly around wearing capes
Hoping like heck that nothing escapes
And trying hard not to soil the drapes

And when the s*** hits the dreaded fan
This must be a job for Superman
A geezer in pants with a cunning plan
Got a missing kazoo?  He's surely your man

Is it lying in the mud and the grass?
Or will it be found by the rocks, in the pass ?
Is made out of plastic, is it made out of glass?
Or will it be swallowed by a big ol' bass?

Maybe it's been taken by a UFO
Or maybe taken by someone named Joe  
We can find out if it will glow
If we take it nice and slow

But Superman's searching, so sit back and relax
Perhaps recline and eke out some ear wax  
Which of course would be grody to the max…
Well, don't take to me with an axe !    

Superman found the kazoo, hidden in toejam…
Somewhere, it seems, in ol' Vietnam…
In the possession of an aged school ma'am
Who had stolen it from George Michael of Wham!

That wasn't a kazoo it was merely a pipe
Full of some noxious substance that is clearly not ripe
So it isn't just George who is so full of tripe
Nor Madonna nor Kylie who are so full of hype

Perhaps a non-pop singer should end this song?
I don't know it, but it won't take long
And why is 'Get It On' referred to as 'Bang A Gong' ?
It's titles just like that that seem particularly wrong

Why isn't superman starting this thing instead of me !
I didn't find this pipe; it was he!
He was smokin' Kryptonite and was out of his tree

Lost in the attic, looking for my kazoo
Hoping I didn't leave it up my whazoo
Somewhere out that little window, there's a zoo
With a special cage built just for you

Between the reptile house and the apes
Where the bats fly around wearing capes
Hoping like heck that nothing escapes
And trying hard not to soil the drapes

And when the s*** hits the dreaded fan
This must be a job for Superman
A geezer in pants with a cunning plan
Got a missing kazoo?  He's surely your man

Is it lying in the mud and the grass?
Or will it be found by the rocks, in the pass ?
Is made out of plastic, is it made out of glass?
Or will it be swallowed by a big ol' bass?

Maybe it's been taken by a UFO
Or maybe taken by someone named Joe  
We can find out if it will glow
If we take it nice and slow

But Superman's searching, so sit back and relax
Perhaps recline and eke out some ear wax  
Which of course would be grody to the max…
Well, don't take to me with an axe !    

Superman found the kazoo, hidden in toejam…
Somewhere, it seems, in ol' Vietnam…
In the possession of an aged school ma'am
Who had stolen it from George Michael of Wham!

That wasn't a kazoo it was merely a pipe
Full of some noxious substance that is clearly not ripe
So it isn't just George who is so full of tripe
Nor Madonna nor Kylie who are so full of hype

Perhaps a non-pop singer should end this song?
I don't know it, but it won't take long
And why is 'Get It On' referred to as 'Bang A Gong' ?
It's titles just like that that seem particularly wrong

Why isn't superman starting this thing instead of me !
I didn't find this pipe; it was he!
He was smokin' Kryptonite and was out of his tree  
Gee, I only thought this stuff happened on TV.  

This is a nice song :)

If I may make an observation:  Each subsequent post is going to get longer, and eventually it's going to take freakin' forever to load.  Talk amongst yourselves and figure out how to make this work, but for those of you with less-than-DSL connections, it's going to end up being a pain in the butt.

Carry on ;)

I've really enjoyed reading this although I haven't contributed to it, yet.

Perhaps 10 verses is enough and someone should start another song?

???

LMAO- I didn't realise it would be so popular. Why don't we start a new song on a new topic?

New Song


So the kazoo and the pipe were finally lost

So the kazoo and the pipe were finally lost
Far out on the stormy seas they were tossed

So the kazoo and the pipe were finally lost
Far out on the stormy seas they were tossed
So many paths they have crossed

So the kazoo and the pipe were finally lost
Far out on the stormy seas they were tossed
So many paths they have crossed
Tormented cruely by heat and frost...

So the kazoo and the pipe were finally lost
Far out on the stormy seas they were tossed
So many paths they have crossed
Tormented cruely by heat and frost...

To the Great Southern Land they found their way

So the kazoo and the pipe were finally lost
Far out on the stormy seas they were tossed
So many paths they have crossed
Tormented cruely by heat and frost...

To the Great Southern Land they found their way
Having travelled a year and a day...

So the kazoo and the pipe were finally lost
Far out on the stormy seas they were tossed
So many paths they have crossed
Tormented cruely by heat and frost...

To the Great Southern Land they found their way
Having travelled a year and a day...
They searched for somewhere nice to stay

Wishing they never had drifted away

So the kazoo and the pipe were finally lost
Far out on the stormy seas they were tossed
So many paths they have crossed
Tormented cruely by heat and frost

To the Great Southern Land they found their way
Having travelled a year and a day
They searched for somewhere nice to stay
Wishing they never had drifted away

So, I drift on to Australia, to my home town

So the kazoo and the pipe were finally lost
Far out on the stormy seas they were tossed
So many paths they have crossed
Tormented cruely by heat and frost

To the Great Southern Land they found their way
Having travelled a year and a day
They searched for somewhere nice to stay
Wishing they never had drifted away

So, I drift on to Australia, to my home town
Wearing a lifejacket so I won't drown

So the kazoo and the pipe were finally lost
Far out on the stormy seas they were tossed
So many paths they have crossed
Tormented cruely by heat and frost

To the Great Southern Land they found their way
Having travelled a year and a day
They searched for somewhere nice to stay
Wishing they never had drifted away

So, I drift on to Australia, to my home town
Wearing a lifejacket so I won't drown
An Ape appears at a sub window (which is a noun)

So the kazoo and the pipe were finally lost
Far out on the stormy seas they were tossed
So many paths they have crossed
Tormented cruely by heat and frost

To the Great Southern Land they found their way
Having travelled a year and a day
They searched for somewhere nice to stay
Wishing they never had drifted away

So, I drift on to Australia, to my home town
Wearing a lifejacket so I won't drown
An Ape appears at a sub window (which is a noun)
Dressed up like a circus clown

So the kazoo and the pipe were finally lost
Far out on the stormy seas they were tossed
So many paths they have crossed
Tormented cruely by heat and frost

To the Great Southern Land they found their way
Having travelled a year and a day
They searched for somewhere nice to stay
Wishing they never had drifted away

So, I drift on to Australia, to my home town
Wearing a lifejacket so I won't drown
An Ape appears at a sub window (which is a noun)
Dressed up like a circus clown

We're all washed up on the shore

So the kazoo and the pipe were finally lost
Far out on the stormy seas they were tossed
So many paths they have crossed
Tormented cruely by heat and frost

To the Great Southern Land they found their way
Having travelled a year and a day
They searched for somewhere nice to stay
Wishing they never had drifted away

So, I drift on to Australia, to my home town
Wearing a lifejacket so I won't drown
An Ape appears at a sub window (which is a noun)
Dressed up like a circus clown

We're all washed up on the shore
Somewhere near downtown Baltimore

So the kazoo and the pipe were finally lost
Far out on the stormy seas they were tossed
So many paths they have crossed
Tormented cruely by heat and frost

To the Great Southern Land they found their way
Having travelled a year and a day
They searched for somewhere nice to stay
Wishing they never had drifted away

So, I drift on to Australia, to my home town
Wearing a lifejacket so I won't drown
An Ape appears at a sub window (which is a noun)
Dressed up like a circus clown

We're all washed up on the shore
Somewhere near downtown Baltimore
Where the crabs are good to the core

So the kazoo and the pipe were finally lost
Far out on the stormy seas they were tossed
So many paths they have crossed
Tormented cruely by heat and frost

To the Great Southern Land they found their way
Having travelled a year and a day
They searched for somewhere nice to stay
Wishing they never had drifted away

So, I drift on to Australia, to my home town
Wearing a lifejacket so I won't drown
An Ape appears at a sub window (which is a noun)
Dressed up like a circus clown

We're all washed up on the shore
Somewhere near downtown Baltimore
Where the crabs are good to the core
With pimps on the streets selling their..."banana's"  ;D

So the kazoo and the pipe were finally lost
Far out on the stormy seas they were tossed
So many paths they have crossed
Tormented cruely by heat and frost

To the Great Southern Land they found their way
Having travelled a year and a day
They searched for somewhere nice to stay
Wishing they never had drifted away

So, I drift on to Australia, to my home town
Wearing a lifejacket so I won't drown
An Ape appears at a sub window (which is a noun)
Dressed up like a circus clown

We're all washed up on the shore
Somewhere near downtown Baltimore
Where the crabs are good to the core
With pimps on the streets selling their..."banana's"  

Now we'll catch the train to Washington

So the kazoo and the pipe were finally lost
Far out on the stormy seas they were tossed
So many paths they have crossed
Tormented cruely by heat and frost

To the Great Southern Land they found their way
Having travelled a year and a day
They searched for somewhere nice to stay
Wishing they never had drifted away

So, I drift on to Australia, to my home town
Wearing a lifejacket so I won't drown
An Ape appears at a sub window (which is a noun)
Dressed up like a circus clown

We're all washed up on the shore
Somewhere near downtown Baltimore
Where the crabs are good to the core
With pimps on the streets selling their..."banana's"  

Now we'll catch the train to Washington
To buy some big juicy burgers in a bun.

So the kazoo and the pipe were finally lost
Far out on the stormy seas they were tossed
So many paths they have crossed
Tormented cruely by heat and frost

To the Great Southern Land they found their way
Having travelled a year and a day
They searched for somewhere nice to stay
Wishing they never had drifted away

So, I drift on to Australia, to my home town
Wearing a lifejacket so I won't drown
An Ape appears at a sub window (which is a noun)
Dressed up like a circus clown

We're all washed up on the shore
Somewhere near downtown Baltimore
Where the crabs are good to the core
With pimps on the streets selling their..."banana's"  

Now we'll catch the train to Washington
To buy some big juicy burgers in a bun.
They're quite expensive there so I can only afford one

So the kazoo and the pipe were finally lost
Far out on the stormy seas they were tossed
So many paths they have crossed
Tormented cruely by heat and frost

To the Great Southern Land they found their way
Having travelled a year and a day
They searched for somewhere nice to stay
Wishing they never had drifted away

So, I drift on to Australia, to my home town
Wearing a lifejacket so I won't drown
An Ape appears at a sub window (which is a noun)
Dressed up like a circus clown

We're all washed up on the shore
Somewhere near downtown Baltimore
Where the crabs are good to the core
With pimps on the streets selling their..."banana's"  

Now we'll catch the train to Washington
To buy some big juicy burgers in a bun.
They're quite expensive there so I can only afford one
Easier to buy cheap ones and cook them in the oven.

So the kazoo and the pipe were finally lost
Far out on the stormy seas they were tossed
So many paths they have crossed
Tormented cruely by heat and frost

To the Great Southern Land they found their way
Having travelled a year and a day
They searched for somewhere nice to stay
Wishing they never had drifted away

So, I drift on to Australia, to my home town
Wearing a lifejacket so I won't drown
An Ape appears at a sub window (which is a noun)
Dressed up like a circus clown

We're all washed up on the shore
Somewhere near downtown Baltimore
Where the crabs are good to the core
With pimps on the streets selling their..."banana's"  

Now we'll catch the train to Washington
To buy some big juicy burgers in a bun.
They're quite expensive there so I can only afford one
Easier to buy cheap ones and cook them in the oven.

(Oo) And now this dream is starting to fade away <--*HINT*HINT*... chorus!

So the kazoo and the pipe were finally lost
Far out on the stormy seas they were tossed
So many paths they have crossed
Tormented cruely by heat and frost

To the Great Southern Land they found their way
Having travelled a year and a day
They searched for somewhere nice to stay
Wishing they never had drifted away

So, I drift on to Australia, to my home town
Wearing a lifejacket so I won't drown
An Ape appears at a sub window (which is a noun)
Dressed up like a circus clown

We're all washed up on the shore
Somewhere near downtown Baltimore
Where the crabs are good to the core
With pimps on the streets selling their..."banana's"  

Now we'll catch the train to Washington
To buy some big juicy burgers in a bun.
They're quite expensive there so I can only afford one
Easier to buy cheap ones and cook them in the oven.

And now this dream is starting to fade away
No it's not, this song is gonna carry on and stay !

For the teenyboppers: Na-na-na-na, hey!

So the kazoo and the pipe were finally lost
Far out on the stormy seas they were tossed
So many paths they have crossed
Tormented cruely by heat and frost

To the Great Southern Land they found their way
Having travelled a year and a day
They searched for somewhere nice to stay
Wishing they never had drifted away

So, I drift on to Australia, to my home town
Wearing a lifejacket so I won't drown
An Ape appears at a sub window (which is a noun)
Dressed up like a circus clown

We're all washed up on the shore
Somewhere near downtown Baltimore
Where the crabs are good to the core
With pimps on the streets selling their..."banana's"  

Now we'll catch the train to Washington
To buy some big juicy burgers in a bun.
They're quite expensive there so I can only afford one
Easier to buy cheap ones and cook them in the oven.

And now this dream is starting to fade away
No it's not, this song is gonna carry on and stay !
Whether it be good, or bad, or just plain silly,

Now we'll catch the train to Washington
To buy some big juicy burgers in a bun.
They're quite expensive there so I can only afford one
Easier to buy cheap ones and cook them in the oven.

And now this dream is starting to fade away
No it's not, this song is gonna carry on and stay !
Whether it be good, or bad, or just plain silly,
Maybe in DC we'll meet Slick Willy!

Now we'll catch the train to Washington
To buy some big juicy burgers in a bun.
They're quite expensive there so I can only afford one
Easier to buy cheap ones and cook them in the oven.

And now this dream is starting to fade away
No it's not, this song is gonna carry on and stay !
Whether it be good, or bad, or just plain silly,
Maybe in DC we'll meet Slick Willy!

If you are an aide Bill may ask you out !

Now we'll catch the train to Washington
To buy some big juicy burgers in a bun.
They're quite expensive there so I can only afford one
Easier to buy cheap ones and cook them in the oven.

And now this dream is starting to fade away
No it's not, this song is gonna carry on and stay !
Whether it be good, or bad, or just plain silly,
Maybe in DC we'll meet Slick Willy!

If you are an aide Bill may ask you out !
But while under his desk you may not shout! :o

Now we'll catch the train to Washington
To buy some big juicy burgers in a bun.
They're quite expensive there so I can only afford one
Easier to buy cheap ones and cook them in the oven.

And now this dream is starting to fade away
No it's not, this song is gonna carry on and stay !
Whether it be good, or bad, or just plain silly,
Maybe in DC we'll meet Slick Willy!

If you are an aide Bill may ask you out !
But while under his desk you may not shout!
For Presidential standards, he will flout

Now we'll catch the train to Washington
To buy some big juicy burgers in a bun.
They're quite expensive there so I can only afford one
Easier to buy cheap ones and cook them in the oven.

And now this dream is starting to fade away
No it's not, this song is gonna carry on and stay !
Whether it be good, or bad, or just plain silly,
Maybe in DC we'll meet Slick Willy!

If you are an aide Bill may ask you out !
But while under his desk you may not shout!
For Presidential standards, he will flout
And if you do right you will have much clout! ;)

Now we'll catch the train to Washington
To buy some big juicy burgers in a bun.
They're quite expensive there so I can only afford one
Easier to buy cheap ones and cook them in the oven.

And now this dream is starting to fade away
No it's not, this song is gonna carry on and stay !
Whether it be good, or bad, or just plain silly,
Maybe in DC we'll meet Slick Willy!

If you are an aide Bill may ask you out !
But while under his desk you may not shout!
For Presidential standards, he will flout
And if you do right you will have much clout!

Why did the second verse just change rhyme ?

Why did the second verse just change rhyme ?
We'll have to make sure we don't do it this time

Why did the second verse just change rhyme ?
We'll have to make sure we don't do it this time
Because messing up lyrics would be a crime

Now we'll catch the train to Washington
To buy some big juicy burgers in a bun.
They're quite expensive there so I can only afford one
Easier to buy cheap ones and cook them in the oven.

And now this dream is starting to fade away
No it's not, this song is gonna carry on and stay !
Whether it be good, or bad, or just plain silly,
Maybe in DC we'll meet Slick Willy!

If you are an aide Bill may ask you out !
But while under his desk you may not shout!
For Presidential standards, he will flout
And if you do right you will have much clout!

Why did the second verse just change rhyme ?
We'll have to make sure we don't do it this time
Because messing up lyrics would be a crime
Perhaps Criz finds it hard to make a rhyme?

And now this dream is starting to fade away
No it's not, this song is gonna carry on and stay !
Whether it be good, or bad, or just plain silly,
Maybe in DC we'll meet Slick Willy!

If you are an aide Bill may ask you out !
But while under his desk you may not shout!
For Presidential standards, he will flout
And if you do right you will have much clout!

Why did the second verse just change rhyme ?
We'll have to make sure we don't do it this time
Because messing up lyrics would be a crime
Perhaps Criz finds it hard to make a rhyme?

Now George Dubya is in the hot seat

And now this dream is starting to fade away
No it's not, this song is gonna carry on and stay !
Whether it be good, or bad, or just plain silly,
Maybe in DC we'll meet Slick Willy!

If you are an aide Bill may ask you out !
But while under his desk you may not shout!
For Presidential standards, he will flout
And if you do right you will have much clout!

Why did the second verse just change rhyme ?
We'll have to make sure we don't do it this time
Because messing up lyrics would be a crime
Perhaps Criz finds it hard to make a rhyme?

Now George Dubya is in the hot seat
Please don't give him pretzels to eat!

And now this dream is starting to fade away
No it's not, this song is gonna carry on and stay !
Whether it be good, or bad, or just plain silly,
Maybe in DC we'll meet Slick Willy!

If you are an aide Bill may ask you out !
But while under his desk you may not shout!
For Presidential standards, he will flout
And if you do right you will have much clout!

Why did the second verse just change rhyme ?
We'll have to make sure we don't do it this time
Because messing up lyrics would be a crime
Perhaps Criz finds it hard to make a rhyme?

Now George Dubya is in the hot seat
Please don't give him pretzels to eat!
Nuclear Warfare he will have to meet

And now this dream is starting to fade away
No it's not, this song is gonna carry on and stay !
Whether it be good, or bad, or just plain silly,
Maybe in DC we'll meet Slick Willy!

If you are an aide Bill may ask you out !
But while under his desk you may not shout!
For Presidential standards, he will flout
And if you do right you will have much clout!

Why did the second verse just change rhyme ?
We'll have to make sure we don't do it this time
Because messing up lyrics would be a crime
Perhaps Criz finds it hard to make a rhyme?

Now George Dubya is in the hot seat
Please don't give him pretzels to eat!
Nuclear Warfare he will have to meet
And he can't if a pretzel's knocked him off his feet

And now this dream is starting to fade away
No it's not, this song is gonna carry on and stay !
Whether it be good, or bad, or just plain silly,
Maybe in DC we'll meet Slick Willy!

If you are an aide Bill may ask you out !
But while under his desk you may not shout!
For Presidential standards, he will flout
And if you do right you will have much clout!

Why did the second verse just change rhyme ?
We'll have to make sure we don't do it this time
Because messing up lyrics would be a crime
Perhaps Criz finds it hard to make a rhyme?

Now George Dubya is in the hot seat
Please don't give him pretzels to eat!
Nuclear Warfare he will have to meet
And he can't if a pretzel's knocked him off his feet

We've covered both ends of political spectrum...

And now this dream is starting to fade away
No it's not, this song is gonna carry on and stay !
Whether it be good, or bad, or just plain silly,
Maybe in DC we'll meet Slick Willy!

If you are an aide Bill may ask you out !
But while under his desk you may not shout!
For Presidential standards, he will flout
And if you do right you will have much clout!

Why did the second verse just change rhyme ?
We'll have to make sure we don't do it this time
Because messing up lyrics would be a crime
Perhaps Criz finds it hard to make a rhyme?

Now George Dubya is in the hot seat
Please don't give him pretzels to eat!
Nuclear Warfare he will have to meet
And he can't if a pretzel's knocked him off his feet

We've covered both ends of political spectrum...
Time for Dubya to take his Centrum.

And now this dream is starting to fade away
No it's not, this song is gonna carry on and stay !
Whether it be good, or bad, or just plain silly,
Maybe in DC we'll meet Slick Willy!

If you are an aide Bill may ask you out !
But while under his desk you may not shout!
For Presidential standards, he will flout
And if you do right you will have much clout!

Why did the second verse just change rhyme ?
We'll have to make sure we don't do it this time
Because messing up lyrics would be a crime
Perhaps Criz finds it hard to make a rhyme?

Now George Dubya is in the hot seat
Please don't give him pretzels to eat!
Nuclear Warfare he will have to meet
And he can't if a pretzel's knocked him off his feet

We've covered both ends of political spectrum...
Time for Dubya to take his Centrum.
That might stop him saying something dumb

And now this dream is starting to fade away
No it's not, this song is gonna carry on and stay !
Whether it be good, or bad, or just plain silly,
Maybe in DC we'll meet Slick Willy!

If you are an aide Bill may ask you out !
But while under his desk you may not shout!
For Presidential standards, he will flout
And if you do right you will have much clout!

Why did the second verse just change rhyme ?
We'll have to make sure we don't do it this time
Because messing up lyrics would be a crime
Perhaps Criz finds it hard to make a rhyme?

Now George Dubya is in the hot seat
Please don't give him pretzels to eat!
Nuclear Warfare he will have to meet
And he can't if a pretzel's knocked him off his feet

We've covered both ends of political spectrum...
Time for Dubya to take his Centrum.
That might stop him saying something dumb
Unless he was in The Shining, red rum, RED RUM !

Lost in the attic, looking for my kazoo
Hoping I didn't leave it up my whazoo
Somewhere out that little window, there's a zoo
With a special cage built just for you

Between the reptile house and the apes
Where the bats fly around wearing capes
Hoping like heck that nothing escapes
And trying hard not to soil the drapes

And when the s*** hits the dreaded fan
This must be a job for Superman
A geezer in pants with a cunning plan
Got a missing kazoo?  He's surely your man

Is it lying in the mud and the grass?
Or will it be found by the rocks, in the pass ?
Is made out of plastic, is it made out of glass?
Or will it be swallowed by a big ol' bass?

Maybe it's been taken by a UFO
Or maybe taken by someone named Joe  
We can find out if it will glow
If we take it nice and slow

But Superman's searching, so sit back and relax
Perhaps recline and eke out some ear wax  
Which of course would be grody to the max…
Well, don't take to me with an axe !    

Superman found the kazoo, hidden in toejam…
Somewhere, it seems, in ol' Vietnam…
In the possession of an aged school ma'am
Who had stolen it from George Michael of Wham!

That wasn't a kazoo it was merely a pipe
This song really sucks, must've been smokin' too many pipes

And for the other song

And now this dream is starting to fade away
No it's not, this song is gonna carry on and stay !
Whether it be good, or bad, or just plain silly,
Maybe in DC we'll meet Slick Willy!

If you are an aide Bill may ask you out !
But while under his desk you may not shout!
For Presidential standards, he will flout
And if you do right you will have much clout!

Why did the second verse just change rhyme ?
We'll have to make sure we don't do it this time
Because messing up lyrics would be a crime
Perhaps Criz finds it hard to make a rhyme?

Now George Dubya is in the hot seat
Please don't give him pretzels to eat!
Nuclear Warfare he will have to meet
And he can't if a pretzel's knocked him off his feet

We've covered both ends of political spectrum...
Time for Dubya to take his Centrum.
That might stop him saying something dumb
Or watching the film, "Who's Harry Crumb?"