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Subject: Next lines, please - with clues
I'm going to be off in a couple of hours, and not back till the week after next, so I thought I'd better get some clues in quick, like...
Next lines, please - give me the song and artist if you like, but what is the next line after:
1. Camp is very entertaining
And they say we'll have some fun if it stops raining Taoist
2. The pavement cracks when I fall down
I got more chins than Chinatown Dagwood
3. Get Weaving in Macclesfield
Get Weaving and get yer knackers feeled Taoist
4. I can't play squash or go out jogging
For fear my heart is going to burst
Maybe I'd better just supply the answer to this one:
I think that beds were made for sleeping
And that's a whole lot bloody worse Billy Connolly
5. I'm dying for your love, my love
I'm your spirochetal clown
It starts: 'Inflammation of the foreskin
Reminds me of your smile'
6. And while I was locking up my budgerigar
He jumped me parrot from behind
A Jake Thackray song, covered by Jasper Carrott, about an over-amorous cockerel
7. I can't fight for s**t, in fact I cry if I'm hit
I'm surprised nobody's got this Kevin Bloody Wilson song
8. And it does me good, like it bloody well should
From the Winker's Song (misprint)
I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker, and I'm always pulling my hood Taoist
9. Let the Pagan spill theirs O'er mountain, hill, and plain.
God shall strike them down for each sperm that's spilt in vain Taoist
10.Under the pier, a barrel of beer
A Jasper Carrott song about a miserable trip to a northern (England) seaside resort
Enjoy!
Phil
Subject: Re: Next lines, please
Hi Phil
1. "And they say we'll have some fun if it stops raining"
Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah, Allan Sherman
3. "Get weavin, and get ya kn*ckers feeled"
Get Weavin, the Macc lads
9. "God shall strike them down for each sperm that's spilt in vain"
Every sperm is sacred, Monty Python's Meaning of Life
Subject: Re: Next lines, please
Quoting:
Hi Phil
1. "And they say we'll have some fun if it stops raining"
Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah, Allan Sherman
3. "Get weavin, and get ya kn*ckers feeled"
Get Weavin, the Macc lads
9. "God shall strike them down for each sperm that's spilt in vain"
Every sperm is sacred, Monty Python's Meaning of Life
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...and I thought #3 would give a few more problems ;-)
Correct in all three - and why do I get the feeling you'd probably be able to answer the rest, too ;-)
Phil
Subject: Re: Next lines, please
Quoting:
...and I thought #3 would give a few more problems ;-)
Correct in all three - and why do I get the feeling you'd probably be able to answer the rest, too ;-)
Phil
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lol..I can quote pretty much all of the Macc Lads (Mis-spent youth!)
I also know the song #8 but I'd have to look up the artist/next line
Subject: Re: Next lines, please
2. "I got more chins than Chinatown"
Fat by Weird Al
Subject: Re: Next lines, please
Quoting:
2. "I got more chins than Chinatown"
Fat by Weird Al
End Quote
Correct!
Phil
Subject: Re: Next lines, please - with clues
8. "I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker, ... something about playing with my pud"
I have no idea who did this!
Subject: Re: Next lines, please - with clues
Quoting:
8. "I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker, ... something about playing with my pud"
I have no idea who did this!
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It's Ivor Biggun (aka 'Doc' Cox from That's Life, if you remember him), and the actual line is "...and I'm always pulling my hood"
..but it's good enough for me ;-)
Phil