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Subject: Last Wills (For Entertainment Purposes Only)
I hope that nobody on the boards dies after tonight. But in my senior year in high school, the seniors were asked to give out fake wills for publishing. My question is: What would you like to give in your wills and to whom would you give it to? Make up a fake will using the following format:
"I,___________, being of ____________, hereby bequeth (give, will) my ________ to _________...... (list as many as you want.)"
They can be material (such as cash or dressers) or non-material items (such as wisdom or candor). And the receivers can be anything from a family member to a neighbor to your 6th grade teacher. But they still need to be alive. ;D
P.S.: Try to be as creative as possible.
Subject: Re: Last Wills (For Entertainment Purposes Only)
Oh Chucky (Or Hairspray Or MW). ??? I don't think this would qualify as a quiz. There is no right or wrong answer.
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I hope that nobody on the boards dies after tonight. But in my senior year in high school, the seniors were asked to give out fake wills for publishing. My question is: What would you like to give in your wills and to whom would you give it to? Make up a fake will using the following format:
"I,___________, being of ____________, hereby give my ________ to _________...... (list as many as you want.)"
They can be material (such as cash or dressers) or non-material items (such as wisdom or candor). And the receivers can be anything from a family member to a neighbor to your 6th grade teacher. But they still need to be alive. ;D
P.S.: Try to be as creative as possible.
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Subject: Re: Last Wills (For Entertainment Purposes Only)
"I, cricket, being of insane mind hereby give my body to the funeral home to bury upside down so my soon to be ex-husband can KISS MY @SS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Subject: Re: Last Wills (For Entertainment Purposes Only)
I, Jessica, being of sound mind (I think), hereby give all my personal possessions to Alicia, my sister, with one exclusion: my locked wooden file cabinet that contains my diary and various incriminating papers. This must be burned upon my death, or face severe torture and haunting by my extremely p*ssed off ghost.
Subject: Re: Last Wills (For Entertainment Purposes Only)
LOL, Cricket. :D
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"I, cricket, being of insane mind hereby give my body to the funeral home to bury upside down so my soon to be ex-husband can KISS MY @SS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Subject: Re: Last Wills (For Entertainment Purposes Only)
I, Screwball54, being of sound mind, hereby give all my Possessions to the U.S. Government, Because they’re just going to take it all anyway. (damn socialists)
50% (taxes in life) + 50% (Death Tax) = 100% (Everything I own)
Subject: Re: Last Wills (For Entertainment Purposes Only)
Nor exactly what I had in mind. But LOL anyway!! :D
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I, Screwball54, being of sound mind, hereby give all my Possessions to the U.S. Government, Because they’re just going to take it all anyway. (damn socialists)
50% (taxes in life) + 50% (Death Tax) = 100% (Everything I own)
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Subject: Re: Last Wills (For Entertainment Purposes Only)
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I, Screwball54, being of sound mind, hereby give all my Possessions to the U.S. Government, Because they’re just going to take it all anyway. (damn socialists)
50% (taxes in life) + 50% (Death Tax) = 100% (Everything I own)
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OK, so I'm a pedant, but: 50% death tax will be 50% of what you weren't taxed on during life so you'll still be left with 25% of everything you own. Except that you wouldn't be, because you'd be dead.
I philbo baggins, being of seriously demented mind, hereby bequeth (give, will):
my sense of humour to my friends... though they've probably had enough of it already
my money to my wife...er nope, she's got that already
my car to my son... OK, so he's six, but time flies so quickly
Phil
"I left my body to science, but I'm afraid they've turned it down"- Monty Python
Subject: Re: Last Wills (For Entertainment Purposes Only)
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OK, so I'm a pedant, but: 50% death tax will be 50% of what you weren't taxed on during life so you'll still be left with 25% of everything you own. Except that you wouldn't be, because you'd be dead.
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Yah, I know, it was just a joke. :D
Subject: Re: Last Wills (For Entertainment Purposes Only)
i, manda panda, being of questionable mental capacity, leave my student loan and credit card payments to bill gates, seeing as how it's probably pocket change to him. i leave my vast makeup collection to anyone who will wield it with the knowledge and good creative sense i always use(d). i leave all my books to my boyfriend, garry, because he loves reading. i leave my love of food to everyone because everyone should love food. i leave my inner pervert to all you guys, because we're all a little perverted and you have to remember me for something :). i leave my inner jackass to banasy because i know it will be well used and nurtured in her hands. all my worldly possessions shall be given to charity, scattered to the four winds or pillaged by anyone who wants them, except my knives and my little stuffed panda which will be by my side along with a bottle of black bush irish whiskey for the trip. i would like to leave one of my hands permanently flipping the bird to my place of employment to let them know exactly what i think of them. last, i leave the rest of my body to the earth and my soul to the faeries and i know they will take care of me.
Subject: Re: Last Wills (For Entertainment Purposes Only)
I, J.C., being of the capricious climated state that is Indiana, hereby bequeth my driver's school books my sister gave to me to Zella and Banasy (they can take turns sending it back and forth), my former teachers to Wicked Lester, my bad posts to Chucky, Hairspray, and Mystery Woman to delete as they feel like it, my humility to Shaquille O'Neal, and my constipation to Michael Stipe, who always acts constipated anyway. ;)
Subject: Re: Last Wills (For Entertainment Purposes Only)
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I, J.C., being of the capricious climated state that is Indiana, hereby bequeth my driver's school books my sister gave to me to Zella and Banasy (they can take turns sending it back and forth), End Quote
Are you implying we squash cones? ;D
Subject: Re: Last Wills (For Entertainment Purposes Only)
Well the ones you've been sending recently are in pretty bad shape! ;)
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Are you implying we squash cones? ;D
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Subject: Re: Last Wills (For Entertainment Purposes Only)
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Well the ones you've been sending recently are in pretty bad shape! ;)
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Okay J.C., this one pristine enough for you? :)
http://www.lanset.com/azazella/perfectcone.jpg
Subject: Re: Last Wills (For Entertainment Purposes Only)
Yes, Zella. Just one question. Was that photo taken from your house? ;D
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Okay J.C., this one pristine enough for you? :)
http://www.lanset.com/azazella/perfectcone.jpg
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Subject: Re: Last Wills (For Entertainment Purposes Only)
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Yes, Zella. Just one question. Was that photo taken from your house? ;D
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No. Our cones are all working cones. We cannot treat them as housepets, alas! :'(
Subject: Re: Last Wills (For Entertainment Purposes Only)
Most cones are treated better than housepets. :(
BTW, Zella, did you make out a will yet? ;)
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No. Our cones are all working cones. We cannot treat them as housepets, alas! :'(
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Subject: Re: Last Wills (For Entertainment Purposes Only)
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BTW, Zella, did you make out a will yet? ;)
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No, I plan on never dying. ;)
Besides, I used up a month's worth of wit on the yearbook thread, so I'm short now! :)
Subject: Re: Last Wills (For Entertainment Purposes Only)
LOL!!! :D
Good luck, Zel. ;)
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No, I plan on never dying. ;)
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