As stated prior to this thread, VOTING is worth points.  If you vote and did not enter this contest, you will get 3 points towards the overall 5 year standings in the Artistry contest.  When you vote as an entrant in this round, you receive 5 points for voting. . .that means no one who votes ends with no points. . . .

Anyway, the rules are pretty similar to other contests.  This is round 69 so please know that ALL rounds will count EQUALLY toward the final standings, and NO rounds will be omitted from the final total.

1. All participants must comment on all entrants and vote by the deadline.  Failure to vote will forfeit all points from this round, and if that is less than 20 points, the difference will be forfeited in the following round (No Disqualifications)

2. Voting will take place by replying to this thread

3. If a person withdraws from an Artistry Round prior to the end of a round, all entrants who voted for that person's entry will be permitted to pick one new song to earn a bonus point, all other songs will be realigned accordingly.  There will be no penalty on those who don't change their vote.

4. Once a vote is posted, it cannot be changed UNLESS rule 3 applies OR there was a double-vote by accident.

5. Late entries will be accepted until the 1st vote has been posted.

6. The deadline is a strict deadline, the moment the date has reached the day after the deadline, no votes will count, this is to reduce last minute voting, or sympathy/favoritism towards different entrants.

7. We ask that any entrant who posts a link to his/her original song (source of parody) not be DKTOS for the contest.

8. All other basic competition rules as applied in other competitions are generally followed.  The rules may not be changed or altered unless two/thirds of those voting in a round where a rule change is requested agrees.  Rules may be added by host (Below Average Dave) if it was a rule in the ABC or SOTM contest that was thought to be common knowledge, but not known by a particular entrant.

Deadline:
EST (New York) March 8th at 11:59:59.9999999
Central (St. Louis): March 8th at 11pm
Mountain (Denver): March 8th at 10pm
Pacific (Los Angeles): March 8th at 9pm
Sydney, AUS: March 9th at 4pm
The UK: March 9th 5am

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1. People's Brains by Agrimorfee
    Purple Rain

2. Stream by the_conqueror_of_parodies
    Cream

3. Russian Egg Roulette by Jeff Reuben
    Little Red Corvette

4. Please Don't Cry (At This Parody) by Abbott Skelding
    When Doves Cry

5. When Gloves Glide by Matthias
    When Doves Cry

6. Lisp by Blaydeman
    Kiss

Geez guys, come on! :(

Can I get an extension till Monday? I'm getting WiFi in my apartment on Friday and I should be able to write something this weekend.


Sure, I guess. I'm really thinking I should start sending out my voting reminders a week in advance and not a day, TBH.

My "Kiss" parody will be up Monday as well. Basically finished, just need to submit it when I get into work tomorrow morning.

"WHEN GLOVES GLIDE" to "When Doves Cry" is sliding it's way in tomorrow...

http://wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net/80450F/1061evansville.com/files/2012/11/ProstateExam_FamilyGuy_YouTube-e1354199969769.jpg

5 Points: Agri-More Brains!!!
4 Points: The yolk's on Jeff
3 Points: Blaydeman's thong
2 Points: Conqueror of Content
1 Point: Don't cry for me, Abbott Skelding

5pts=Jeff
4pts=Blaydeman
3pts=Matthias
2pts=Abbott
1pt=TCOP

5 pts:  Agrimorfee
4 pts:  Blaydeman
3 pts:  Matthias
2 pts:  Conqueror
1 pt:  Abbott

5 pts - Blay's lisp

4 pts - Conqueror of interrupted stream

3 pts - Agrie's zombie problem

2 pts - Jeff gets egged

1 pts - Matty's prostate exam

HM: Abbott's epic struggle

5 pts- Lisp
4 pts- When Gloves Glide
3 pts- Stream
2 pts- People's Brains
1 pt- Russian Egg Roulette

Man, that was a tough round to judge...and the above ranking doesn't show how great each entry really was. Great work everyone!

1 point to Agrizombie
2 points to Cryin' Abbott
3 points to Egg Reuben
4 points to B-Man'th Lithp
5 points to Matthias Gets A Finger Right Up Main Street

1. Aggy's Purple Brains (5pts)
2. Abbott (that is all I got) (4pts)
3. Jeff Reubegg (3pts)
4. Conqueror of Buffering (2pys)
5. Marty's Colonoscopy (1pter finger heeheeb ;D)

1st Blaydeman with 30 points

2nd Agrimorfee with 26 points

3rd Jeff Reuben with 23 points

4th Matthias with 22 points

5th the_conqueror_of_parodies with 19 points

6th Abbott Skelding with 15 points

And 3 points to Max Power for voting

WHAT!?!?! Are you for real?! I am so surprised and please to have won this round. Wow! There were so many good entries, I didn't think I had a shot. Thanks guys! Congrats to Aggy and Jeff Reuben for making it a tight race. On to Joan Jett and Santana (who I am psyched about)!