As stated prior to this thread, VOTING is worth points.  If you vote and did not enter this contest, you will get 3 points towards the overall 5 year standings in the Artistry contest.  When you vote as an entrant in this round, you receive 5 points for voting. . .that means no one who votes ends with no points. . . .

Anyway, the rules are pretty similar to other contests.  This is round 52 so please know that ALL rounds will count EQUALLY toward the final standings, and NO rounds will be omitted from the final total.

1. All participants must comment on all entrants and vote by the deadline.  Failure to vote will forfeit all points from this round, and if that is less than 20 points, the difference will be forfeited in the following round (No Disqualifications)

2. Voting will take place by replying to this thread

3. If a person withdraws from an Artistry Round prior to the end of a round, all entrants who voted for that person's entry will be permitted to pick one new song to earn a bonus point, all other songs will be realigned accordingly.  There will be no penalty on those who don't change their vote.

4. Once a vote is posted, it cannot be changed UNLESS rule 3 applies OR there was a double-vote by accident.

5. Late entries will be accepted until the 1st vote has been posted.

6. The deadline is a strict deadline, the moment the date has reached the day after the deadline, no votes will count, this is to reduce last minute voting, or sympathy/favoritism towards different entrants.

7. We ask that any entrant who posts a link to his/her original song (source of parody) not be DKTOS for the contest.

8. All other basic competition rules as applied in other competitions are generally followed.  The rules may not be changed or altered unless two/thirds of those voting in a round where a rule change is requested agrees.  Rules may be added by host (Below Average Dave) if it was a rule in the ABC or SOTM contest that was thought to be common knowledge, but not known by a particular entrant.

Deadline:
EST (New York) July 14th at 11:59:59.9999999
Central (St. Louis): July 14th at 11pm
Mountain (Denver): July 14th at 10pm
Pacific (Los Angeles): July 14th at 9pm
Sydney, AUS: July 15th at 4pm
The UK: July 15th 5am

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1. I'm a Crap Shot by the_conqueror_of_parodies
    Like a Robot

2. Army Girl by Matthias
    Barbie Girl

3. If The Tape Gets Unstuck (Your Wig Will Fall Off) by Agrimorfee
    If The World Didn't Suck (We Would All Fall Off)

4. Now I Am Suing by Blaydeman
    How R U Doin?

5. Proposing Again! by Abbott Skelding
    Roses Are Red

My parody "Proposing Again!" will be up tomorrow. Thank you again for your patience...I'll do my best to knock that off.

My parody "Proposing Again!" will be up tomorrow. Thank you again for your patience...I'll do my best to knock that off.


I like that you said it was going to be the "Barbie Girl" round and I was the only person to do a "Barbie Girl" parody  ;)

I like that you said it was going to be the "Barbie Girl" round and I was the only person to do a "Barbie Girl" parody  ;)


I know, right? I started with "Still A Barbie Girl", then scrapped it. Then I went to "Roommate of Jesus" ("Playmates of Jesus") to get all of my old-person jokes out...and then I went with the crazy stalker idea that I seem to use semi-frequently haha.

I know, right? I started with "Still A Barbie Girl", then scrapped it. Then I went to "Roommate of Jesus" ("Playmates of Jesus") to get all of my old-person jokes out...and then I went with the crazy stalker idea that I seem to use semi-frequently haha.


Crazy stalkers are always fun unless you have one...

5 Points: Blaydelawyer
4 Points: Abbott's Stalker
3 Points: Conqueror of Aiming
2 Points: Agrimorfee's Words of Wisdom

5pts=Blaydeman
4pts=Abbott
3pts=Matthias
2pts=TCOP

Tough round here. But I'll do my best to vote:

5 pts- Blaydeman
4 pts- Grim
3 pts- Matty
2 pts- TCOP

5 pts - Blay's lawsuits

4 pts - Agrie's random problems

3 pts - Abbott burns his name into his crush's lawn

2 pts - Matty Jane

1 pts - Conqueror of bad aim

2 points to Agriwisdom
3 points to Stalkin' Abbott
4 points to Phoenix Blaydeman: Asshole Attorney
5 points to Full Metal Matthias

1. Sergeant Matthias (5pts)
2. Abbott Stalking (4pts)
3. The conqueror of office basketball (3pts)
4. Agwigmorfee (2pts)

1st Blaydeman with 29 points

2nd Matthias with 23 points

3rd Abbott Skelding with 23 points

4th Agrimorfee with 19 points

5th the_conqueror_of_parodies with 16 points

And 3 points to Max Power for voting

Added my required comment to your entry, TCOP.

Thanks for the votes, guys, and for the fun reads!

Nicely done Blaydeman and Matty! I'm happy to round out the podium with you!
ON TO KANYE!