Baby, baby, baby, it's everybody's favourite arrogant little douchebag, Justin Bieber! Please, refrain your excitement.

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Youtube search for "Justin Bieber"

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Artistry Rules For Newcomers:
- If one wishes to enter (entry in all rounds is not compulsory), entry must be written (or selected from back catalog) within two weeks of the posting of the entry thread
- Voting runs during the same two-week period as the next entry thread, so organise your time wisely
- All participants must comment on all entrants and vote by the deadline.  Failure to vote will forfeit all points from that round, but it won't disqualify you from participating in the next round
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Coming at a time, a tribute to prank calling to the tune of "As Long As You Love Me" (aka the one Bieber song that doesn't make me wanna introduce him to a fist). It's title, you might ask? "Heywood Jablome"! Currently undecided: whether I'm taking the caller or the callee's side of the argument (Bart or Moe, to make it clearer). Stay tuned!

I'm going the satirical route with this one and doing "Prison Cell" to "Mistletoe" about Bieber's foreseeable future or perhaps "Bieber Should Be Beat" to "Beauty And A Beat" about how he drastically changed from an innocent, adorable Canadian pop star to somebody who really has turned himself into a Grade A Douche Nozzle.

"Boobies" is my placeholder for now though...

http://www.amiright.com/parody/2010s/justinbieber15.shtml

THAT PICTURE TCOP. YUCK!!!! 8-P 8-P 8-P 8-P

THAT PICTURE TCOP. YUCK!!!! 8-P 8-P 8-P 8-P


My work here is done.  ;)

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Heywood Jablome

Guys, I have not forgotten about entry, but I will not be able to submit an entry until Tuesday morning at the earliest. I hereby humbly request an extension to Wednesday morning for my entry. I dont think this will be a problem in the long-term, with no need to extend the next entry thread.

Perfectly fine, Agri!

I know we all utterly loathe Justin Bieber but where the heck is everybody? Abbott? Blaydeman? I realize that Agrimorfee needs an extension but where are you guys at?

Sorry about the delay, I submitted my entry tonight, so it'll be up in the morning. I'm in the process of moving, so I had to hunker down and write this out tonight before the deadline. Hopefully everyone gets their submissions in on time.
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Here you go!
http://amiright.com/parody/2010s/justinbieber20.shtml