As stated prior to this thread, VOTING is worth points.  If you vote and did not enter this contest, you will get 3 points towards the overall 5 year standings in the Artistry contest.  When you vote as an entrant in this round, you receive 5 points for voting. . .that means no one who votes ends with no points. . . .

Anyway, the rules are pretty similar to other contests.  This is round 115 so please know that ALL rounds will count EQUALLY toward the final standings, and NO rounds will be omitted from the final total.

1. All participants must comment on all entrants and vote by the deadline.  Failure to vote will forfeit all points from this round, and if that is less than 20 points, the difference will be forfeited in the following round (No Disqualifications)

2. Voting will take place by replying to this thread

3. If a person withdraws from an Artistry Round prior to the end of a round, all entrants who voted for that person's entry will be permitted to pick one new song to earn a bonus point, all other songs will be realigned accordingly.  There will be no penalty on those who don't change their vote.

4. Once a vote is posted, it cannot be changed UNLESS rule 3 applies OR there was a double-vote by accident.

5. Late entries will be accepted until the 1st vote has been posted.

6. The deadline is a strict deadline, the moment the date has reached the day after the deadline, no votes will count, this is to reduce last minute voting, or sympathy/favoritism towards different entrants.

7. We ask that any entrant who posts a link to his/her original song (source of parody) not be DKTOS for the contest.

8. All other basic competition rules as applied in other competitions are generally followed.  The rules may not be changed or altered unless two/thirds of those voting in a round where a rule change is requested agrees.  Rules may be added by host (Below Average Dave) if it was a rule in the ABC or SOTM contest that was thought to be common knowledge, but not known by a particular entrant.

Deadline:
EST (New York) May 21st at 11:59:59.9999999
Central (St. Louis): May 21st at 11pm
Mountain (Denver): May 21st at 10pm
Pacific (Los Angeles): May 21st at 9pm
Sydney, AUS: May 22nd at 4pm
The UK: May 22nd 5am

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1. Milkaholic by Matthias
    Desperado
    Commerical that spawned the insanity

2. Hotel BeastOlympia by Jeff Reuben
    Hotel California

3. Less Vibrato by Arwen
    Desperado

4. Hotel Great Northern by Agrimorfee
    Hotel California

5. Twits In The Bike Lane by the_conqueror_of_parodies
    Life In The Fast Lane

6. Habanero by Rex Ungericht
    Desperado

5 Points: Rex's Hot Peppers
4 Points: Conqueror of Bikes
3 Points: Arwen's Swearing
2 Points: Jeff Reuben's College Daze
1 Point: Agrimorfee's Twin Peaks

5 points to Jeff
4 points to Arwen
3 points to Conq
2 points to Matt
1 point to Agri

5pts=Jeff
4pts=Rex
3pts=Matthias
2pts=Arwen
1pt=TCOP

Okay, I've fixed the "Desperado" links. No more Milkaholic duplicates, now you can listen to the real(ly boring) OS! Also switched Hotel California's links for a non-live version (I feel live versions hamper one's ability to pick out the lyrics and thus skews one's judgement of the parody's pacing). Whoo! Anyway...

1 point to Twin Agris
2 points to Jeff's Booze Binge
3 points to Vibr-Arwen-to
4 points to Matthias vs. Lohan
5 points to Spicy Rex

5 pts:  Conqueror of Parodies
4 pts:  Arwen
3 pts:  Matthias
2 pts:  Rex
1 pt:  Agrimorfee

5 pts - Rex's overly spicy cuisine

4 pts - COP busting bicyclists for attempting hit and run

3 pts - Matthia's milky fix

2 pts - Jeff's frat days

1 pts - Arwen's sorority hell

HM: Agri's favorite show

Okay...

5 points for Jeff
4 points for Rex
3 points for Conq
2 points for Matty
1 point for Agri

:)

I dont think I have ever had an entry in any AIR contest receive such across the board votes as this one.  :-[
More shocked that it seems none of you have ever watched Twin Peaks.  ;)

I feel you.  I believe I got 3 fives...and 3 twos.

1st Rex with 30 points

2nd Jeff with 26 points

3rd the_conqueror_of_parodies with 25 points

4th Arwen with 22 points (2 2nd place votes)

5th Matthias with 22 points (1 2nd place vote)

6th Agrimorfee with 10 points

And 3 points to Max Power for voting