M and N

- Any parody beginning with either of the current letters is eligible, except parodies that have been entered into any previous ABC competition
- You're not allowed to vote for your own parody
- Once you've posted a vote, you're not allowed to change it
- Anyone who's participated in any previous ABC contest may vote
- Any entrant who hasn't left a comment on all entries will forfeit all their points for that round


-All letters are to be combined into thirteen rounds (A/B, C/D, E/F etc) and numbers will go by their spelling (IE. "10 Candles" would qualify as a "T" entry being that ten is the spelling of 10).  Symbols will generally be ignored, and go by the remaining spelling instead (IE '**Love' would qualify as an L or '^#% 72' would qualify as an S) eliminating the need for the specialty round at the end of the competition.  In the event that symbols are clearly used to take the place of actual words, the word intended may be used (IE @$$hole can be used in A) and in the event that the name of a song is a symbol, the spelling of said symbol may be used (IE '*' would be asterisk-an A entry)  Articles do not count toward lettering

-2 week entry and voting periods

- 5 points for voting (only applicable to entrants who are required to vote) (also known as the Artistry rule, all those who vote and are in the round will have 5 points added to their score for that round)

-All Scores Count towards your totals for the tournament

-DQ's only dq the current round's score, in other words you will no longer have to sit out the next letter since you will always be forfeiting points when you don't vote (hence the 5 point bonus rule)

-Top two entries for each round make the year end competition

1. Much Worse Pain by Matthias
   Pain

2. Memorial Day by Mark Scotti
   Beautiful Day

3. Not That Fly for a Sports Guy by The Conqueror of Parodies
   Pretty Fly for a White Guy

4. No Creep by Agrimorfee
   Creep

5. Nose by Abbott Skelding
   Blow

6. New Forms of Life by Below Average Dave
   Bring Me to Life

7. The Night He Snored by Christie Marie M
   The Night Before

8. Munch by D Mon
   Jump

9. My First Day (Braces) by Blaydeman
   My First Kiss

5pts=Matthias
4pts=Dmon
3pts=Blaydeman
2pts=CMM
1Pt=Mark

I can relate to almost all satires entered and posted for this contest and I sure enjoyed each and every one of them. Now it's time to vote my top 5:

5 Points - Super Size D-Mon with some Big Mac's!
4 Points - Not So "Conquerable" at Sports!
3 Points - Dave Gives Birth to Mega-Man!
2 Points - Stuffy Skelding
1 Point -  Blayde's Frst Kiss With Metal-Mouth Chick Brings Sparks!

This one is gonna be tough, nice work everyone!

5 pts- My First Kiss (Braces)
4 pts- Much Worse Pain
3 pts- The Night He Snored
2 pts- Munch
1 pt- New Form of Life

Honorable mention to everyone else, I wish I could give points to everyone!

Awesome round everyone! Hard to choose when everyone's was so good.

1. Hospitalized Matty (5pts)
2. McD-mon's (4pts)
3. Mega Dave (3pts)
4. Abbott's No-oh-oh-se (2pts)
5. Snoring Christie (1pt)

This is a difficult round to judge, everyone did awesome!

1. BAD Mega Man (5pts)
2. Blaydeman's Braces (4pts)
3. Painfully Matthias (3pts)
4. Aggy's no creep! (2pts)
5. Christie Snores (1pt)

1 point to Abott's Nose
2 points to Diggedy-Diggedy-Diggedy-Dmon
3 points to Matthias in Agony
4 points to Braceman
5 points to MegaBAD

5 points to No Creep by Agrimorfee
4 points to New Forms of Life by Below Average Dave
3 points to Much Worse Pain by Matthias
2 points to The Night He Snored by Christie Marie M
1 point to Munch by D Mon
8-P 8-P 8-P

Karma for scotti, cuz he aint no creep! :)

I had marked this to go through Friday on my calendar, but I see Matty hasn't voted yet either, I didn't want two DQ's, but if you guys don't object I'd like to extend this til Monday to allow the last two people (myself and Matty) to vote. . .there are 7 people here who voted on time--and that means there may be a majority either way, if any of you 7 oppose the extension please say so (if you don't wish to do so publicly you can tell me privately--I will not hold it against you personally, I'm not that kind of person-its a fair position to oppose, I'm just trying to avoid a double DQ this late in the series) I will eat my DQ if that is what is desired by the group. . .here's my placeholder vote in case the majority of voters are not against this and a weekend vote by Matty counting. . .whom I will contact about voting.

HM to Matty

1 Point to The Conqueror of Parodies

2 Points to Blaydeman

3 Points to Abbott

4 Points to Agrimorfee

5 Points to D-Mon

(Modification of original post did not affect point outcome. . .only intro statement was edited due to typos)

Sorry about being late! As I said before I hardly have any time nor Internet connection to do parody writing since I'm stuck out in the wilderness at Jesus camp. But here are my votes...

5 Points: D-McDonalds
4 Points: Braceman
3 Points: Abbott's Nose
2 Points: Aggy's not a Creep
1 Point: CMM's Sleep

A little karma for Mr. Abbott.

1st to D-Mon with 33 Points

2nd to Matthias with 28 Points (Tie Break 2-1 on 1st Place votes)

3rd to Blaydeman with 28 Points

4th to Below Average Dave with 26 Points

5th to Agrimorfee with 18 Points

6th to Abbot Skelding with 16 Points

7th to Christie Marie M with 15 Points

8th to The Conqueror of Parodies with 10 Points

9th to Mark Scotti with 6 Points