August 2013: "Sugar High, I'd Watch Cartoons" by Matthias (4th in SOTM) & "Wolfsbane" by the_conqueror_of_parodies (5th in SOTM)
July 2013: "Writer's Block, When's It Gonna End" by Peter Andersson (4th in SOTM)
June 2013: "White Knuckle Ride" by Blaydeman (4th in SOTM)
May 2013: "Amanda's Got A Bong" by Chris Bodily TM (4th in SOTM)
April 2013: "Random Something Street" by Max Power (5th in SOTM)
March 2013: "Keyed My Car" by Blaydeman (4th in SOTM)
February 2013: "Emoticons" by Blaydeman (4th in SOTM)
January 2013: "Visiting The Alps I'll Fall by Matthias (4th in SOTM)
December 2012: "Huge Ego" by Matthias (4th in SOTM)
November 2012: "Milkshake" by Blaydeman (4th in SOTM)
October 2012: "Invite (Boring Party)" by Matthias (5th in SOTM)
September 2012: "Look At Me Now (I'm Stompin' Goombas)" by the_conqueror_of_parodies (5th in SOTM)
August 2012: "She's Not Laughing" by Jeff Reuben (4th in SOTM)
July 2012: "Hive Talkin'" by Arwen (4th in SOTM)
June 2012: "Facebook Hero" by Jeff Reuben (T-4th in SOTM)
June 2012: "Carrion Grub" by Blaydeman (T-4th in SOTM)
May 2012: "Batman" by 2nz (T-4th in SOTM)
May 2012: "Sittin' In Our Cars" by Blaydeman (T-4th in SOTM)
May 2012: "No One Is That Lame" by Arwen (T-4th in SOTM)
May 2012: "Cannibal" by Weird Abbott (T-4th in SOTM)
April 2012: "Fly's Open" by Jeff Reuben (4th in SOTM)
March 2012: "I Saw Them Landing There" by Porfle Popnecker (T-4th in SOTM)
March 2012: "ADD" by the_conqueror_of_parodies (T-4th in SOTM)
February 2012: "Boo Boo" by 2nz (4th in SOTM)
January 2012: "The Day My Wussy Boyfriend And I Met Bigfoot" by Arwen (4th in SOTM)
December 2011: "Charlie Brown" by Matthias (4th in SOTM)
November 2011: "The Ballad of Han And Leia" by Porfle Popnecker (4th in SOTM)
October 2011: "Breath Of Fresh Air" by The_conqueror_of_parodies (4th in SOTM)
September 2011: "Titanic" by Porfle Popnecker (4th in SOTM)
August 2011:"You're In My Nightgown" by Porfle Popnecker (4th in SOTM)
July 2011: "The Test On Maury" by Abbott Skelding (4th in SOTM)
June 2011: "She Was Standing There" by Abbott Skelding (4th in SOTM)
May 2011: "The Jerk" by Wild Child JIN (4th in SOTM)
April 2011: "Kicked In The Nuts" by Blaydeman (6th in SOTM)
March 2011: "Thanksgiving Night" by Abbott Skelding (T-4th in SOTM)
March 2011: "The Monkey Duck Frog" by Below Average Dave (T-4th in SOTM)
February 2011: "Kiss For A Toad" by Blaydeman (5th in SOTM)
January 2011: "Bad At Dance" by Below Average Dave (4th in SOTM)
December 2010: "You're Always There" by Abbott Skelding (4th in SOTM)
November 2010: Black Friday Fools by Matthias (4th in SOTM)
October 2010: "They're Smarties" by Phil Alexander (5th in SOTM)
September 2010: Lady called Ga Ga by Mark Scotti (4th in SOTM)
August 2010: Foreign Language by Below Average Dave (4th in SOTM)
July 2010: Who Really Cares? by Abbott Skelding (4th in SOTM)
June 2010: Prude Boy by Matthias (4th in SOTM)
May 2010: Enter Sandwich (Revision) by Matthias (4th in SOTM)
April 2010: Boil To Lance by Warren Baker (5th in SOTM)
March 2010: MapQuest Got Me Completely Lost by Matthias (4th in SOTM)
February 2010: See The Dentist by Matthias (4th in SOTM)
January 2010: The Procrastinators Anthem by Abbott Skelding (7th in SOTM)
December 2009: Block The Spammer by Red Ant (4th in SOTM)
November 2009: Busted Item Pile by The conqueror of parodies (4th in SOTM)
October 2009: "Ate At McDonald's™" by Guy DiRito (4th in SOTM)
September 2009: Summer's Second Swelter by Mark Scotti (5th in SOTM)
August 2009: Now You Defend A Silent Fart by Mark Scotti (4th in SOTM)
July 2009: Mike Hunt Quite Tagged Is He by Guy DiRito (4th in SOTM)
June 2009: Fell In Love With Spock by Arwen (4th in SOTM)
May 2009: Play Fair Delilah by Phil Alexander (4th in SOTM)
April 2009: Sad by Mark Scotti (5th in SOTM)
March 2009: I've Got A Little List (of new features for the new version) by Phil Alexander (4th in SOTM)
February 2009: Insimianated by Phil Alexander (4th in SOTM)
January 2009: Never Gonna Trick You Up (The Rick Roll Song) by Silver Power (5th in SOTM)
December 2008: Dressing in the Dark by Jeff Ruben (5th in SOTM)
November 2008: Wall-E by Agrimorfee (6th in SOTM)
October 2008: I Ain't Got Credit by Below Average Dave (8th in SOTM)
September 2008: Werewolves of Alabama by 2nz (5th in SOTM)
August 2008: T.M.I by Below Average Dave (4th in SOTM)
July 2008: Long Long Line by Below Average Dave (4th in SOTM)
June 2008: Tonto's Confession by Agrimorfee (4th in SOTM)
May 2008: Return of the Crimson Tide by Agrimorfee (5th in SOTM)
April 2008: It Must Be Elmo by Agrimorfee (4th in SOTM)
March 2008: Churnalicious by Below Average Dave (4th in SOTM)
February 2008: You Can't Throw a Party by Phil Alexander (5th in SOTM)
January 2008: Full of Himself Rhapsody by Below Average Dave (4th in SOTM)

The podium placers that can still and always be used for a parody entered into the regular main SOTM (but not if the parody should also be eligible for the FUCA) is as below. (Some necessary editing to titles have been done so that different titles for the same song show up next to each other, e.g "The Major-General's Song").

"(I Can't Get No) Satisfaction by The Rolling Stones.
"(I've Had) The Time Of My Life" by Bill Medley and Jennifer Warnes.
"22" by Taylor Swift.
"50 Ways to Leave Your Lover" by Paul Simon.
"88 Lines About 44 Women" by The Nails.
"99 Red Balloons" by Nena.
"A Boy Named Sue" by Johnny Cash.
"A Day in the Life" by The Beatles.
"A Hard Day's Night" by the Beatles.
"Achy Breaky Heart" by Billy Ray Cyrus.
"American Idiot" by Green Day.
"American Pie" by Don McLean.
"American Woman" by Lenny Kravitz.
"An Innocent Man" by Billy Joel.
"And I Guess That's Why They Call It The Blues" by Elton John.
"Another One Bites the Dust" by Queen.
"Anything Goes" by Cole Porter.
"Baby Got Back" by Sir Mix-A-Lot.
"Babylon Sisters" by Steely Dan.
"Back In The USSR" by The Beatles.
"Bad Girlfriend" by Theory of A Dead Man.
"Bad Medicine" by Bon Jovi.
"Bad Romance" by Lady Gaga.
"Ballroom Blitz" by The Sweet.
"Battle Hymn of the Republic".
"Be Our Guest" from "Beauty and the Beast"
"Beat It" by Michael Jackson.
"Before He Cheats" by Carrie Underwood.
"Best Friend's Brother" by Victoria Justice.
"Best Love Song" by T-Pain.
"B-i-t-c-h" by Meredith Brooks.
"Billie Jean" by Michael Jackson.
"Black and Yellow" by Wiz Khalifa.
"Blame It On The Boogie" by Michael Jackson.
"Blinded By The Light" by Manfred Mann's Earth Band.
"Blow" by Ke$ha.
"Bohemian Rhapsody" by Queen.
"Born This Way" by Lady Gaga.
"Both Sides Now", by Joni Mitchell.
"Boulevard of Broken Dreams" by Green Day.
"Boyfriend" by Big Time Rush.
"Bridge Over Troubled Water" by Simon and Garfunkel.
"Brown Eyed Girl" by Van Morrison.
"Burning Down The House" by The Talking Heads.
"Bust A Move" by Young MC.
"California Dreaming" by The Mamas and the Papas.
"Candy Shop" by 50 Cent and Olivia.
"Can't Be Tamed" by Miley Cyrus.
"Can't Fight This Feeling" by REO Speedwagen.
"Careless Whisper" by George Michael.
"Carry Out" by Timbaland and Justin Timberlake.
"Centerfold" by J. Geils Band.
"Circus" by Britney Spears.
"Cleanin' Out My Closet" by Eminem.
"Coconut" by Harry Nilsson.
"Come Together" by The Beatles.
"Complicated" by Avril Lavigne.
"Cool For Cats" by Squeeze.
"Copacabana" by Barry Manilow.
"Country Grammar" by Nelly.
"Cowboy" by Kid Rock.
"Cowboy Casanova" by Carrie Underwood.
"Cowboys From Hell" by Pantera.
"Cruise (Remix)" by Florida Georgia Line ft. Nelly.
"Daydream Believer" by The Monkees.
"Daylight" by Maroon 5.
"Desolation Row" by Bob Dylan.
"Does Your Chewing Gum Lose Its Flavor" by Lonnie Donegan.
"Don't Cry For Me, Argentina" by Sarah Brightman.
"Don't Stand So Close To Me" by The Police.
"Don't Trust Me" by 3OH!3.
"Double Vision" by Foreigner.
"Down" by Jay Sean ft. Lil Wayne.
"Down On The Corner" by Creedence Clearwater Revival.
"Downtown" by Petula Clark.
"Drop It Like It's Hot" by Snoop Dogg ft. Pharrell
"Dueling Banjos" by Flatt and Scruggs.
"Eleanor Rigby" by The Beatles.
"Escape (The Pina Colada Song)" by Rupert Holmes.
"Every Breath You Take" by The Police.
"Every Time We Touch" by Cascada.
"Fergalicious" by Fergie.
"Fernando" by Abba.
"Fireflies" by Owl City.
"Follow Me" by Uncle Kracker.
"Footloose" by Kenny Loggins.
"Friday" by Rebecca Black.
"Friend Like Me" from Aladdin Soundtrack.
"Friends in Low Places" by Garth Brooks.
"Gaston" from "Beauty and the Beast".
"Gee, Officer Krupke" from "West Side Story".
"Girl Talk" by The Donnas.
"Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer" by Elmo and Patsy.
"Happy Working Song" by Amy Adams.
"Hardware Store" by Weird Al Yankovic.
"Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah" by Allan Sherman.
"Henry the Eighth" by Herman's Hermits.
"Holiday" by Green Day.
"Hot Blooded" by Foreigner.
"Hot N Cold" by Katy Perry.
"Hotel California" by The Eagles.
"How Do You Solve A Problem Like Maria" from Sound of Music.
"I Am The Very Model Of A Modern Major-General" by Gilbert & Sullivan.
"I Feel Pretty" from the musical "West Side Story".
"I Got My Mind Set On You" by George Harrison.
"I Gotta Feeling" by Black Eyed Peas.
"I Hate Myself For Loving You" by Joan Jett and the Blackhearts.
"I Heard It Through the Grapevine" by Marvin Gaye.
"I Only Want To Be With You" by Dusty Springfield.
"In-A-Gadda-Da-Vidda" by Iron Butterfly.
"In My Head" by Jason Derulo.
"In The Air Tonight" by Phil Collins.
"In The End" by Linkin Park.
"In The Ghetto" by Elvis Presley.
"In The Navy" by Village People.
"Inflatable You" by Tim Minchin.
"It's Gonna Be Me" by N' Sync.
"It's My Life" by Bon Jovi.
"It's The End Of The World As We Know It" by REM.
"Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Bikini" by Brian Hyland.
"I've Been Everywhere" by Johnny Cash.
"Just A Gigolo (Ain't Got Nobody)" by David Lee Roth.
"Just Dance" by Lady Gaga.
"Kissin U" by Miranda Cosgrove.
"Lady Marmalade" by Christina Augilera, Pink, Mya, Lil' Kim, Missy Elliot.
"Let's Get It On" by Marvin Gaye.
"Little Red Corvette" by Prince.
"Locked Out Of Heaven" by Bruno Mars.
"Lola" by The Kinks.
"Lookin' Out My Back Door" by Creedence Clearwater Revival.
"Lose My Breath" by Destiny's Child.
"Lose Yourself" by Eminem.
"Mad World" by Tears For Fears.
"Making Love (Out of Nothing At All)" by Air Supply.
"Man! I Feel Like A Woman" by Shania Twain.
"Material Girl" by Madonna.
"Mr. Tambourine Man" by The Byrds.
"Move Bitch" by Ludacris.
"Moves Like Jagger" by Maroon 5.
"My Favorite Things" by Julie Andrews.
"My Generation" by The Who.
"My Way" by Frank Sinatra.
"Nookie" by Limp Bizkit.
"No More Mr. Nice Guy" by Alice Cooper.
"Numb/Encore" by Jay-Z & Linkin Park.
"On The Floor" by Jennifer Lopez ft. Pitbull.
"One Week" by Barenaked Ladies.
"Only Happy When It Rains" by Garbage.
"Oogie Boogie's Song" from Nightmare Before Christmas.
"OPP" by Naughty By Nature.
"Opposites Attract" by Paula Abdul.
"Ours" by Taylor Swift.
"Outrageous" by Britney Spears.
"Paint It Black" by the Rolling Stones.
"Paparazzi" by Lady Gaga.
"Paparazzi" by Lady Gaga.
"Paradise City" by Guns N' Roses.
"Party In The USA" by Miley Cyrus.
"Pass That Dutch" by Missy Elliot.
"Penny Lane" by The Beatles.
"Pinball Wizard" by The Who.
"Poker Face" by Lady GaGa.
"Pumped Up Kicks" by Foster The People.
"Puttin' On The Ritz" by Taco.
"Radio Ga Ga" by Queen.
"Ready Or Not Here I Come" by Schoolhouse Rock.
"Redneck Woman" by Gretchen Wilson.
"Right Round" by Flo Rida.
"Rock Me Amadeus" by Falco.
"Rock Star" by Nickelback.
"Rockin' The Suburbs" by Ben Folds.
"Rocky Raccoon" by The Beatles.
"Seasons In The Sun" by Terry Jacks.
"Semi-Charmed Life" by Third Eye Blind.
"Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band" by The Beatles.
"Set Fire To The Rain" by Adele.
"Short Skirt, Long Jacket" by Cake.
"Simply Irresistible" by Robert Palmer.
"Sing For The Moment" by Eminem.
"Single Ladies" by Beyonce.
"Sister Golden Hair" by America.
"Sittin' On The Dock of the Bay" by Otis Redding.
"Sixteen Tons" by Tennessee Ernie Ford.
"Skies of Mongolia" by Treat.
"Smells Like Teen Spirit" by Nirvana.
"Smooth" by Santana and Rob Thomas.
"Somebody That I Used To Know" by Gotye.
"Son of a Preacher Man" by Dusty Springfield.
"Stan" by Eminem.
"Stayin' Alive" by the Bee Gees.
"Stuck In The Middle With You" by Stealers Wheel.
"Stupid Girls" by Pink.
"Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious" by Julie Andrews.
"Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious" from "Mary Poppins"
"Tainted Love" by Soft Cell.
"Take You There" by Sean Kingston.
"Teenage Dream" by Katy Perry.
"Telephone" by Lady Gaga (feat. Beyonce).
"That Don't Impress Me Much" by Shania Twain.
"That's Amore" by Dean Martin.
"The Bad Touch" by Bloodhound Gang.
"The Ballad of Jed (Theme from the Beverly Hillbillies)" by Paul Henning.
"The Candy Man" by Sammy Davis Jr.
"The Chicken Song" by Spitting Image.
"The Devil Went Down to Georgia" by the Charlie Daniels Band.
"The Dope Show" by Malyn Manson.
"The Elements (live)" by Tom Lehrer.
"The Heart Of Rock And Roll" by Huey Lewis And The News.
"The Lazy Song" by Bruno Mars.
"The Longest Time" by Billy Joel.
"The One That Got Away" by Katy Perry.
"The Reflex" by Duran Duran
"The Star-Spangled Banner" by Francis Scott Key.
"The Way You Love Me" by Faith Hill.
"The Winner Takes It All" by ABBA.
"The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald" by Gordon Lightfoot.
"Three" by Britney Spears.
"Thriller" by Michael Jackson.
"Thriller" by Michael Jackson.
"Thriller" by Michael Jackson.
"This Plane" by Wiz Khalifa.
"Tie a Yellow Ribbon" by Tony Orlando & Dawn.
"Tik Tok" by Ke$ha.
"Tiny Dancer" by Elton John.
"Tomorrow" from the musical "Annie".
"Tonight, Tonight, Tonight" by Genesis.
"Too Much Information" by The Police.
"Total Eclipse Of The Heart" by Bonnie Tyler.
"Tree Hugger" by Antsy Pants.
"'Twas The Night Before Christmas" by Clement C. Moore.
"Under The Boardwalk" by The Drifters.
"Under the Sea" from "The Little Mermaid".
"Unwritten" by Natasha Bedingfield
"Vincent" by Don MacLean.
"Virtual Insanity" by Jamiroquai.
"Waking Up In Vegas" by Katy Perry .
"Wannabe Startin' Something" by Michael Jackson.
"We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together" by Taylor Swift.
"We Are Young" by fun..
"We Can't Stop" by Miley Cyrus.
"We Didn't Start the Fire" by Billy Joel.
"We Don't Talk Anymore" by Cliff Richard.
"We R Who We R" by Ke$ha.
"We Will Rock You/We Are The Champions" by Queen.
"What's This?" from Nightmare Before Christmas.
"Whistle" by Flo Rida.
"Wind Beneath My Wings" by Bette Midler.
"Winter Wonderland".
"Wish I had an angel" by Nightwish.
"Womanizer" by Britney Spears.
"Won't Get Fooled Again" by The Who.
"Working Class Hero" by Green Day.
"Yeah" by Usher.
"Yesterday" by the Beatles.
"Your Song" by Elton John.

Alright, there you go, now all you have to do is update it monthly with the new winner. . .This month was Abbot's song, if you need any more help, just ask--and thank you for taking it over.

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updated.


Don't forget to update the list of songs that are ineligible too ;)

Don't forget to update the list of songs that are ineligible too ;)

Right. So once a song wins a FUCA Award, it can't win again right?

Right. So once a song wins a FUCA Award, it can't win again right?


No, not quite, a song that has been the target of a top 3 parody cannot win the FUCA. . .the list of songs contains songs that have been on the podium (and Peter included ones that were on the podium more than once each time it was on the podium-but that's up to you) 

For example if

1st is a parody of King for a Day by Green Day

2nd is a parody of Hitchin' a Ride by Green Day

3rd is a parody of 21st Century Breakdown by Green Day

4th is a parody of American Idiot by Green Day

and 5th is a parody of My Storm by Below Average Dave


the first three would be added to the list of ineligible FUCA songs because they have already been represented on the podium now, the FUCA would go to the 5th place song as the highest non-podium song to place since American Idiot by Green Day has placed on the Podium before (it is on the list of songs previously on the podium), but My Storm is not. . .

My Storm would NOT be added to the list because it still hasn't placed on the podium, and until it does, it is still eligible for the FUCA award

No, not quite, a song that has been the target of a top 3 parody cannot win the FUCA. . .the list of songs contains songs that have been on the podium (and Peter included ones that were on the podium more than once each time it was on the podium-but that's up to you) 

For example if

1st is a parody of King for a Day by Green Day

2nd is a parody of Hitchin' a Ride by Green Day

3rd is a parody of 21st Century Breakdown by Green Day

4th is a parody of American Idiot by Green Day

and 5th is a parody of My Storm by Below Average Dave


the first three would be added to the list of ineligible FUCA songs because they have already been represented on the podium now, the FUCA would go to the 5th place song as the highest non-podium song to place since American Idiot by Green Day has placed on the Podium before (it is on the list of songs previously on the podium), but My Storm is not. . .

My Storm would NOT be added to the list because it still hasn't placed on the podium, and until it does, it is still eligible for the FUCA award


O ok, gotcha. I'll take care of that.

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updated.

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UPDATED

October 2010: "They're Smarties" by Phil Alexander (5th in SOTM)


Incidentally, if anyone's interested, I recorded Smarties to go on the new album - you can hear it here

UPDATED

UPDATED!!!

Might I inquire what "FUCA" stands for?

100% up to date!!!!