ABC 2010
(O and P)


Please note that the rule changes I suggested last year all passed, most of them unanimously, and the others by a wide margin, all new rules will be in bold text like this

- Any parody beginning with either of the current letters is eligible, except parodies that have been entered into any previous ABC competition
- You're not allowed to vote for your own parody
- Once you've posted a vote, you're not allowed to change it
- Anyone who's participated in any previous ABC contest may vote
- Any entrant who hasn't left a comment on all entries will forfeit all their points for that round


-All letters are to be combined into thirteen rounds (A/B, C/D, E/F etc) and numbers will go by their spelling (IE. "10 Candles" would qualify as a "T" entry being that ten is the spelling of 10).  Symbols will generally be ignored, and go by the remaining spelling instead (IE '**Love' would qualify as an L or '^#% 72' would qualify as an S) eliminating the need for the specialty round at the end of the competition.  In the event that symbols are clearly used to take the place of actual words, the word intended may be used (IE @$$hole can be used in A) and in the event that the name of a song is a symbol, the spelling of said symbol may be used (IE '*' would be asterisk-an A entry)

-3 week entry and voting periods

- 5 points for voting (only applicable to entrants who are required to vote) (also known as the Artistry rule, all those who vote and are in the round will have 5 points added to their score for that round)

-All Scores Count towards your totals for the tournament

-DQ's only dq the current round's score, in other words you will no longer have to sit out the next letter since you will always be forfeiting points when you don't vote (hence the 5 point bonus rule)

-Top entry for each letter (2 per round) makes the year end competition (Exception: if all entries in a given round are of the same letter, or no entry from either letter earned at least one point through voting, the top two overall for the round will be selected for the year end competition)

-No Extensions may be granted due to the length of the new voting periods (if you aren't positive you can vote in the last three days, you should vote early), late entries up until the first vote are at the mercy of whoever is currently hosting the ABC competition, this is not meant for strictness as much as time, 3 weeks is a lot of time, and extending past that messes up the dates and can cause ABCs to overlap into other contests who may have planned around it to avoid conflicts of deadlines

1. Priority by Below Average Dave
   Minority

2. Pure Nonsense by Andria
   Only Time

3. Pizza Delivery by The Conqueror of Parodies
   Signed, Sealed and Delivered

4. Pringles by Agrimorfee
   Lips of an Angel

5. Please Kill the Grill (Don't Kill the Girl) by Bilbopooh
   We Kill the World (Don't Kill the World)

6.  Plets by Mark Scotti
    Help

7. Pokemon by Matthias
   Fireflies

8. The Procrastinators Anthem by Abbott Skelding
   Ticket to Ride

9. Profile: A Macho Ignoramous by Jeff Reuben
   Lifestyles of the Rich & Famous

10. Off the Air by DJ Blaze
     Take You There

11. Obama, The Great Pretender by Steve Bryant.
     Official Recording
     The Great Pretender

I'll do Steve a favor: http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/theplatters10.shtml
His parody posted today

Excellent work to everyone!

5 pts- Jeff, the macho ignoramous
4 pts- Once you pop, you can't stop Grim
3 pts- DJ Blaze gets the big ugly X
2 pts- Nonsense Andria...pure nonsense
1 pt- Scotti Pelts

HM to Dave, Matt and Steve.

5 - Pokemon - Matthias
4 - Pizza Delivery - Conqueror of Parodies
3 - Off the Air - DJ Blaze
2 - Pure Nonsense - Andria
1 - Pringles - Agrimorfee

5 - Pokemon - Matthias
4 - Pizza Delivery - Conqueror of Parodies
3 - Off the Air - DJ Blaze
2 - Pure Nonsense - Andria
1 - Pringles - Agrimorfee


Thanks dude!

Thanks dude!


You're welcome! :)  Poke-power!

5pts=Mark
4pts=Abbott
3pts=DJ Blaze
2pts=Jeff
1pt=Andria

Good Karma to Agri!!!

Sorry it took so long to vote, but 5 to Procrastinators Anthem by Abbott Skelding
4 packs of Pringles eaten from Agri
3 more chances to find my favorite show Off the Air by DJ Blaze
2 with the works Pizza Delivery by The Conqueror of Parodies
1 time watched Pokemon by Matthias

1 point to Matthias
2 points to Agri
3 points to Andria
4 points to Dave
5 points to Jeff

5 points to B.A. Dave
4 points to Conqueror
3 points to Agrimorfee
2 points to Matthias
1 point to Jeff Reuben

Honorable mentions to Mark Scotti, DJ Blaze, Abbott and Bilbopooh.

1 Point to DJ Blaze

2 Points to Matthias

3 Points to Agrimorfee

4 Points to Abbott Skelding

5 Points to Jeff Reuben

5 points: MATTHIAS! I CHOOSE YOU!
4 points to Jeff's crazy dating sites
3 points to B.A.D. choice of priorities
2 points to Conqueror of Pizza
1 point to Steve's anti-Obama

Sorry I'm late...been away the last few days:

5 pts:  Weird Abbott
4 pts:  Below Average Dave
3 pts:  Andria
2 pts:  Mark Scotti
1 pt:  Agrimorfee

The Results Are in. . .and two DQ's to report. . .

***************************
1st Jeff Reuben with 27 Points (Wins the P Entry)

2nd Agrimorfee with 23 Points
2nd Abbott Skelding with 23 Points
***************************


4th Below Average Dave with 21 Points

5th DJ Blaze with 18 Points (Wins the O Entry)

6th The Conqueror of Parodies with 17 Points

7th Andria with 16 Points

8th Mark Scotti with 13 Points

9th Bilbopooh with 5 Points

X-DQ Matthias Forfeits 16 Points plus 5 voting points for 21 Points. . .not sure what happened Matty
X-DQ Steve Bryant forfeits 2 Points plus 5 voting points for 7 Points. . .I'll say this was probably a case of Steve wasn't aware of the voting procedure when he entered.

Anyways congrats to Jeff, Abbott and Agrimorfee (who were my top 3 ironically--and in that order too--weird)  Also congrats to DJ Blaze on the O win, who also made my top 5

Oh damn... I didn't vote in this? I could of swore I did, I usually vote within the few couple days of posting (Oops!)

I made the O entry? WOW. Thanks to everyone who voted for my tune, and congrats to Jeff, Agri, and Abbot, as well as Dave.

I made the O entry? WOW. Thanks to everyone who voted for my tune, and congrats to Jeff, Agri, and Abbot, as well as Dave.


Don't sound too surprised dude. The only other guy with a O song didn't even vote  ;)
Good work anyways DJ

Don't sound too surprised dude. The only other guy with a O song didn't even vote  ;)
Good work anyways DJ


LOL, shoulda known. FACEPALM