ABC 2010
(M and N)


Please note that the rule changes I suggested last year all passed, most of them unanimously, and the others by a wide margin, all new rules will be in bold text like this

- Any parody beginning with either of the current letters is eligible, except parodies that have been entered into any previous ABC competition
- You're not allowed to vote for your own parody
- Once you've posted a vote, you're not allowed to change it
- Anyone who's participated in any previous ABC contest may vote
- Any entrant who hasn't left a comment on all entries will forfeit all their points for that round


-All letters are to be combined into thirteen rounds (A/B, C/D, E/F etc) and numbers will go by their spelling (IE. "10 Candles" would qualify as a "T" entry being that ten is the spelling of 10).  Symbols will generally be ignored, and go by the remaining spelling instead (IE '**Love' would qualify as an L or '^#% 72' would qualify as an S) eliminating the need for the specialty round at the end of the competition.  In the event that symbols are clearly used to take the place of actual words, the word intended may be used (IE @$$hole can be used in A) and in the event that the name of a song is a symbol, the spelling of said symbol may be used (IE '*' would be asterisk-an A entry)

-3 week entry and voting periods

- 5 points for voting (only applicable to entrants who are required to vote) (also known as the Artistry rule, all those who vote and are in the round will have 5 points added to their score for that round)

-All Scores Count towards your totals for the tournament

-DQ's only dq the current round's score, in other words you will no longer have to sit out the next letter since you will always be forfeiting points when you don't vote (hence the 5 point bonus rule)

-Top entry for each letter (2 per round) makes the year end competition (Exception: if all entries in a given round are of the same letter, or no entry from either letter earned at least one point through voting, the top two overall for the round will be selected for the year end competition)

-No Extensions may be granted due to the length of the new voting periods (if you aren't positive you can vote in the last three days, you should vote early), late entries up until the first vote are at the mercy of whoever is currently hosting the ABC competition, this is not meant for strictness as much as time, 3 weeks is a lot of time, and extending past that messes up the dates and can cause ABCs to overlap into other contests who may have planned around it to avoid conflicts of deadlines

1. Moobs by Below Average Dave
   New

2. Medical Cure-All by The Conqueror of Parodies
   Orinoco Flow

3. (Nursed by a) Psycho Fan by Christie Marie M
   Bad Romance

4. My Remodel of the Modern Major General by Agrimorfee
   I Am the Very Model of a Modern Major General

5. My Inflammation by Mark Scotti
   The Inquisition

6. Myth Busters by Abbott Skelding
   Miss Murder

7. Neat Freak by Matthias
   One Week

8. Nuns'll Getcha by Guy DiRito
   Come Together

9. Mainstream Crap CD by DJ Blaze
   Bohemian Rhapsody

10. 96 Beers by Andria
     96 Tears

Nice work everyone!

5 Pts- Nuns'll Getcha
4 Pts- My Inflammation
3 Pts- (Nursed By A) Psycho Fan
2 Pts- Mainstream Crap CD
1 Pt- Neat Freak

OUTSTANDING Honorable mention to EVERYONE else(Great group this round!!)

5 to My Remodel of the Modern Major General by Agrimorfee
4 to Myth Busters by Abbott Skelding
3 to Nuns'll Getcha by Guy DiRito
2 to (Nursed by a) Psycho Fan by Christie Marie M
1 to Neat Freak by Matthias

1 Point to Abbott Skelding

2 Points to DJ Blaze

3 Points to Agrimorfee

4 Points The Conqueror of Parodies

5 Points to Matthias

5pts=BAD
4pts=Conqueror
3pts=Matthias
2pts=Guy
1pt=DJ Blaze

5 Points: Conqueror of Modern Medicine
4 Points: Abbott's Tribute to one of the best shows on TV
3 Points: DJ Blaze's complaint of mainstream music
2 Points: Above Average Boobs
1 Point: Laughing at Mark's discomfort

5 points to Conqueror
4 points to B.A. Dave
3 points to CMM
2 points to Guy
1 point to DJ Blaze

Honorable mentions for all others!!!  :)


Andria

Karmaz for Matthias and Andria!

Where does the time go? Well, now's the best time to vote.

5 Points: "Moob" over, Dave!
4 Points: T-COP Cures All
3 Points: Andria's 96 Beers for 96 Tears
2 Points: DJ's Crap CD
1 Point:  Abbott's Mythbusters

Number 9  5 Points  DJ Blaze              Mainstream Crap CD
Number 4  4 Points  Agrimorfee          My Remodel of the Modern Major General
Number 3  3 Points  Christie Marie M    (Nursed by a) Psycho Fan
Number 6  2 Points  Abbott Skelding    Myth Busters
Number 10 1 Point  Andria                  96 Beers

1 point to Matthias
2 points to Christie
3 points to Agri
4 points to Guy
5 points to Mark

5 points to Matthias's neat freak
4 points to the very model of a modern Agrimorfee
3 points to Christie's psycho killer
2 points to Conq's leeches
1 points to Skeldingbusters

Ok, these results are a bit ridiculous so I'm just going to congratulate everybody on such an interesting chaotic round. . .a five way tie for third (three of which were for the letter N--all but one of the Ns in the round)--I think that's a record I'm not sure, but I'm pretty sure--and since no tie breakers are used in ABC, that will stand. . .


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1st The Conqueror of Parodies with 29 Points <<Wins the M Entry

2nd Agrimorfee with 24 Points

3rd Below Average Dave with 21 Points
3rd Guy DiRito with 21 Points <<Wins an N Entry
3rd Christie Marie M with 21 Points <<Wins an N Entry
3rd DJ Blaze with 21 Points
3rd Matthias with 21 Points <<Wins an N Entry
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8th Abbott Skelding with 18 Points

9th Mark Scotti with 15 Points

10th Andria with 9 Points

That's insane!!!

Not really sure who to congratulate on this one... So good job everyone!

That's just crazy-go-nuts. Congrats to everyone who got on the podium (five-way tie, holy crap) and thanks to all who voted me into first!

I have never seen a round with this many ties.  :o  Unreal!  Congrats COP & AG.  Also congrats to all that I tied with, oh heck congrats to everyone for a fine round!  ;)

Great job everyone! Since there are so many ties, does that mean I get fourth!? YAY FOURTH!!  ;D