ABC 2010
(K and L)


Please note that the rule changes I suggested last year all passed, most of them unanimously, and the others by a wide margin, all new rules will be in bold text like this

- Any parody beginning with either of the current letters is eligible, except parodies that have been entered into any previous ABC competition
- You're not allowed to vote for your own parody
- Once you've posted a vote, you're not allowed to change it
- Anyone who's participated in any previous ABC contest may vote
- Any entrant who hasn't left a comment on all entries will forfeit all their points for that round


-All letters are to be combined into thirteen rounds (A/B, C/D, E/F etc) and numbers will go by their spelling (IE. "10 Candles" would qualify as a "T" entry being that ten is the spelling of 10).  Symbols will generally be ignored, and go by the remaining spelling instead (IE '**Love' would qualify as an L or '^#% 72' would qualify as an S) eliminating the need for the specialty round at the end of the competition.  In the event that symbols are clearly used to take the place of actual words, the word intended may be used (IE @$$hole can be used in A) and in the event that the name of a song is a symbol, the spelling of said symbol may be used (IE '*' would be asterisk-an A entry)

-3 week entry and voting periods

- 5 points for voting (only applicable to entrants who are required to vote) (also known as the Artistry rule, all those who vote and are in the round will have 5 points added to their score for that round)

-All Scores Count towards your totals for the tournament

-DQ's only dq the current round's score, in other words you will no longer have to sit out the next letter since you will always be forfeiting points when you don't vote (hence the 5 point bonus rule)

-Top entry for each letter (2 per round) makes the year end competition (Exception: if all entries in a given round are of the same letter, or no entry from either letter earned at least one point through voting, the top two overall for the round will be selected for the year end competition)

-No Extensions may be granted due to the length of the new voting periods (if you aren't positive you can vote in the last three days, you should vote early), late entries up until the first vote are at the mercy of whoever is currently hosting the ABC competition, this is not meant for strictness as much as time, 3 weeks is a lot of time, and extending past that messes up the dates and can cause ABCs to overlap into other contests who may have planned around it to avoid conflicts of deadlines

1. Lost my Head by The Conqueror of Parodies
   Lithium

2. La Fromage by Agrimorfee
   Sabatoge

3. Kill the Zombies by Matthias
   R U Ready

4. Lunch Meat by Mark Scotti
   Touch Me

5. Lick Ya Fingers by Abbott Skelding
   Snap Yo Fingers

6. Komodo by Guy DiRito
   Fernando

7. Like a Slayer by Christie Marie M
   Like a Prayer

8. Lou Zer by Andria
   Levon

9. Life in Animation by Below Average Dave
   Californication

5 Points: CMM's Power of Voodoo, Do what? Got the power!
4 Points: Agrimorfee Cut The Cheese
3 Points: Abbott's A Big Chicken
2 Points: Conqueror of Losing His Head
1 Point: Mark's Meat

Great work everyone!

5 Pts- Lost My Head
4 Pts- Lunch Meat
3 Pts- Like A Slayer
2 Pts- La Fromage
1 Pt- Life in Animation

Karmas for Abbott!

5pts=Matthias
4pts=BAD
3pts=Conqueror
2pts=Guy
1pt=Abbott

Decisions, decisions. These parodies get harder to vote by the minute! All those good songs I like here for this contest!

5 Points: Andria's Lou Zer Ponzi Schemer
4 Points: Guy's Exotic Reptile
3 Points: Matt's Clash Of The Zombies
2 Points: Abbott's Finger Lickin' Parody
1 Point:  Don't Worry Parodists, T-COP's Only Looking For His Head In The Snow

1 Point:  Don't Worry Parodists, T-COP's Only Looking For His Head In The Snow


Instant Karmel for the only Yoko Ono reference I've ever seen in these message boards!  ;D

5 to Kill the Zombies by Matthias
4 to Like a Slayer by Christie Marie M
3 to La Fromage by Agrimorfee
2 to Lou Zer by Andria
1 to Life in Animation by Below Average Dave

5 to Kill the Zombies by Matthias
4 to Like a Slayer by Christie Marie M
3 to La Fromage by Agrimorfee
2 to  Kill the Zombies by Matthias
1 to Life in Animation by Below Average Dave



Dude, You voted for me twice and while I would love to take 7 points from you. I don't think I can do that....

keep my 5 vote for Matthias
replace my "extra" 2 vote with Lou Zer by Andria

keep my 5 vote for Matthias
replace my "extra" 2 vote with Lou Zer by Andria



Sweet! Karma for you good sir!

Instant Karmel for the only Yoko Ono reference I've ever seen in these message boards!  ;D


Thanks for the Instant Karmel, Agri!  :) I just couldn't resist that one, so I just had to make that reference.  ;D I kill me sometimes!  ;D

Number 7  5 Points  Like a Slayer by Christie Marie M
Number 8  4 Points  Lou Zer by Andria
Number 4  3 Points  Lunch Meat by Mark Scotti
Number 2  2 Points  La Fromage by Agrimorfee
Number 1  1 Point  Lost my Head by The Conqueror of Parodies

5 points to Christie Marie M
4 points to Guy
3 points to Agrimorfee
2 points to Mark Scotti
1 point to Matthias

Honorable mentions to Conqueror and Below Average Dave

1 point to Agri
2 points to Matthias
3 points to Guy
4 points to Abbott
5 points to Christie

HM to Guy DiRito

1 Point to Christie Marie M

2 Points to Agrimorfee

3 Points to Matthias

4 Points to Abbott

5 Points to Andria

Results Posted

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1st Christie Marie M with 33 Points (Wins the L Entry)

2nd Matthias with 27 Points (Wins the K Entry)

3rd Agrimorfee with 22 Points
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4th Andria with 21 Points

5th Abbott Skelding with 19 Points

6th Guy DiRito with 18 Points

7th The Conqueror of Parodies with 17 Points

8th Mark Scotti with 12 Points

9th Below Average Dave with 11 Points

Good job Christie and Aggy!
Thanks all for voting me into the K round!

Congratulations to Christie, Matt and Ag.  Great job!  Fine parodies by all who entered as well.

This round goes out to the Halloween parodies. I mean what's scarier than Zombies, Voodoo and.... Cheese?!?!?!

This round goes out to the Halloween parodies. I mean what's scarier than Zombies, Voodoo and.... Cheese?!?!?!


The smells created by all three