Welcome to the
ABC5 (Q & R)
Voting Thread


Voting deadline for ABC5(P) is by the end of the day according to AmIRight
Friday September 18th
No votes date-stamped after the voting deadline will be accepted - no exceptions


Vote by replying to this thread with your five favorites in order:

1st choice........5 points
2nd place.........4 points
3rd place..........3 points
4th place..........2 points
5th place..........1 point

or in algebraic terms, p = 6 - r     (p=points, r=rank)



RULES
- Any parody beginning with the current letter is eligible, except parodies that have been entered into ABC1 or ABC2 or ABC3 or ABC4
- You're not allowed to vote for your own parody
- Once you've posted a vote, you're not allowed to change it
- Anyone who's participated in any previous ABC contest may vote
- Any entrant who hasn't left a comment on all entries is disqualified and may not participate in the next letter
- Any entrant who doesn't vote by the voting deadline (above) is disqualified and may not participate in the next letter



ALSO
Under no circumstances will a vote that missed the voting deadline be accepted (even by 1 second)
However the resulting disqualification from entry to the next ABC5 comp may be over-ruled, if you do the following...

  1.  Post an "appeal" on this thread giving your excuse for missing the deadline, and plead for mercy
  2.  If your plea wins the sympathy of 3 other entrants your disqualification from the next round will be overturned
       Your late votes will still not count though  
       (if less than 4 entrants in the comp, only 2 sympathetic "Thumbs Ups" are required)


and the entries are.........


1. Ripped by Red Ant
   If

2. Rats Galore by The Conqueror of Parodies
   Africa

3. Revolution McDonald's by DJ Blaze
   Revolution Deathsquad

4. Quest from the Shire by Matthias
   @$$ is on Fire

5. Roundin' Out (Ptolemy's Song) by Guy DiRito
   Movin' Out

6. Razor by Agrimorfee
   Sickman

7. R.I.P. Pluto by Stuart McArthur
   Vincent (Starry Starry Night)

8. The Quest for the Man from Nantucket by Leo Keough
   The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald

9. Rear Ender by Mark Scotti
   Surrender

10. Right Wing Fantasy by Melanie Lee
     Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves

11. Questions by Below Average Dave
     Come Undone

5pts=Matthias
4pts=DJ Blaze
3pts=Leo
2pts=Stu
1pt=Red

5pts=Matthias
4pts=DJ Blaze
3pts=Leo
2pts=Stu
1pt=Red


One ring of power for Agrimorfee!

5 Points to Agrimorfee
4 Points to Matthias
3 Points to Mark Scotti
2 Points to Stuart McArthur
1 Point to B.A.Dave

5 Points: Mark
4 Points: Agrimorfee
3 Points: Conqueror Of Parodies
2 Points: DJ Blaze
1 Point: Below Average Dave?

HM to TCOP and Matty

1 Point to Leo

2 Points to Mark Scotti

3 Points to Agri

4 Points to Stu

5 Points to Melanie

1 point to One Matthias To Rule Them All
2 points to Blazin' Macca's
3 points to BAD Questions
4 points to RIP Stu-to
5 points to Round Diritos

(Macca's = McDonald's, in case you haven't heard of that term)

5 points for "there once was an author named" Leo
4 points for Matthias's quest
3 points for DJ's appetite
2 points to answer dave's questions
1 point to Stu

I realize this is well past the deadline of September 18th given above, but I thought I'd submit it anyway.

Closely matched competition...I had to decide my votes based on how much each one made me laugh...

5 Points: Stuart McArthur..."R.I.P. Pluto"
4 Points: Guy DiRito..."Roundin' Out (Ptolemy's Song)"
3 Points: Mark Scotti..."Rear Ender"
2 Points: Red Ant..."Ripped"
1 Point:  Agrimorfee..."Razor"

"there once was an author named" Leo


Thanks a million, Mark!!!...Now let's see you finish that limerick you started (before I do)!!!

Number 08 - 5 points Leo's Limerick.

Number 10 - 4 Points for Melanie's Write wing ding-bat.

Number 01 - 3 points for Jack's Ripple effect.

Number 07 - 2 points for Stu's Pluto's eviction from the solar system.

Number 02 - 1 point for COPs Rat squad.