As stated prior to this thread, VOTING is worth points.  If you vote and did not enter this contest, you will get 3 points towards the overall 5 year standings in the Artistry contest.  When you vote as an entrant in this round, you receive 5 points for voting. . .that means no one who votes ends with no points. . . .

Anyway, the rules are pretty similar to other contests.  This is round 26 so please know that ALL rounds will count EQUALLY toward the final standings, and NO rounds will be omitted from the final total.

1. All participants must comment on all entrants and vote by the deadline, which for this rounds is May 22nd 2008.  Failure to vote will forfeit all points from this round, and if that is less than 20 points, the difference will be forfeited in the following round (No Disqualifications)

2. Voting will take place by replying to this thread

3. If a person withdraws from an Artistry Round prior to the end of a round, all entrants who voted for that person's entry will be permitted to pick one new song to earn a bonus point, all other songs will be realigned accordingly.  There will be no penalty on those who don't change their vote.

4. Once a vote is posted, it cannot be changed UNLESS rule 3 applies OR there was a double-vote by accident.

5. Late entries will be accepted until the 1st vote has been posted.

6. The deadline is a strict deadline, the moment the date has reached the day after the deadline, no votes will count, this is to reduce last minute voting, or sympathy/favoritism towards different entrants.

7. We ask that any entrant who posts a link to his/her original song (source of parody) not be DKTOS for the contest.

8. All other basic competition rules as applied in other competitions are generally followed.  The rules may not be changed or altered unless two/thirds of those voting in a round where a rule change is requested agrees.  Rules may be added by host (Below Average Dave) if it was a rule in the ABC or SOTM contest that was thought to be common knowledge, but not known by a particular entrant.

Deadline:
EST (New York) May 22nd at midnight
Central (St. Louis): May 22nd at 11pm
Mountain (Denver): May 22nd at 10pm
Pacific (Los Angeles): May 22nd  at 9pm
Sydney, AUS: May 23rd at 2pm
The UK: May 23rd at 5am

1. Drinkin' Beers by Agrimorfee
    Rockin' Years

2. Domino's by Matthias
      Romeo

3. Stagger Through the Dark by The Conqueror of Parodies
      Dagger Through The Heart

4. Float of Many Bubbas by Invisible Boy
      Coat of Many Colors

5.  Why'd You Drive By Me Honking Like That? by Wolverine
      Why'd You Come In Here Lookin' Like That?

6.  You've Become a Twin by Rex Ungericht
        Here You Come Again

7. Lost My Signal by Below Average Dave
        Busy Signals

5 Points: Invisible Boy
4 Points: Wolverine
3 Points: Agrimorfee
2 Points: Rex
1 Point: Below Average Dave

5 pts - Matthias
4 pts - Rex
3 pts - BAD
2 pts - Agri
1 pt - Conq

5 pts - Matthias
4 pts - Rex
3 pts - BAD
2 pts - Agri
1 pt - Conq


Karma for your comment on my parody, agreed 150%, just like video games systems need to stop trying to be computers, phones need to stop trying to be all in one electronics.

5 pts - Matthias
4 pts - Rex
3 pts - BAD
2 pts - Agri
1 pt - Conq


Also Karma for you for you know the 5's

(comments sung to "9 to 5")

5pts=IB (points are 5 of 5!)
4pts=Rex (got 4 points for double vision)
3pts=Wolverine (Honkin' out that jive!)
2pts=Conquerer (stumlbin' from intoxication!)
1pts=Matthias (it's enough to get you hungry if you let it!)

A customary HM to Dave.

5pts - Mafia-controlled pizzeria

4pts - Some guy from X-Men tried to honk Parton's tits

3pts - Grossman's twin interceptions

2pts - Invisible Boy drops the soap

1pts - Bad signal

HM - Aggie gets drunk and Cop in the dark unloading 50,000 bullets into Sean Bell

1 point to Matthias w/ extra pineapple
2 points to Agri-Heineken (did I spell that right?)
3 points to BAD Phone
4 points to Honk If You Five'd Wolverine
5 points to Double-Rex

HM to the Float of Many IB's

HM to TCOP (sorry, but this was so short, and well--my comment on your parody explains it, challenge thyself a bit more, great ideas-push it)

1 Point to Invisible Boy (Bill Clinton thing still has me scratching me head)

2 Points to Matthias (Would be great, but would need fixing for recording "Molly the Pizza Boy")

3 Points to Wolverine (You just need something to push you to the next level, that's all)

4 Points to Agrimorfee (Good as a whole, a little more flair would be a 5er)

5 Points to Rex Ungericht (Um, no question for me on this slot, you earned it)

5 points to Rex

4 points to Agrimorfee

3 points to Matthias

2 points to Wolverine

1 points to BAD

HM of C of P

Great round everyone...

8)

HM to COP
1 point to Agrimorfee
2 points to Matthias
3 points to Wolverine
4 points to BAD
5 points to Invisible Boy

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1st Rex Ungericht's Twins Earning 33 Points

2nd Wolverine's Honkers Earning 28 Points

3rd Matthias' Pizza Earning 24 Points

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4th Invisible Boy (23 Points)

5th Agrimorfee (21 Points)

6th Below Average Dave (18 Points)

7th The Conqueror of Parodies (8 Points)

Bonus: Max Power Earns 3 Points for Voting when not required!

Congrats to Rex, Wolverine (that's how you return from an absence), and Matthias!

Special Thanks again to Max for voting when not required!

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1st Rex Ungericht's Twins Earning 33 Points

2nd Wolverine's Honkers Earning 28 Points

3rd Matthias' Pizza Earning 24 Points

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4th Invisible Boy (23 Points)

5th Agrimorfee (21 Points)

6th Below Average Dave (18 Points)

7th The Conqueror of Parodies (8 Points)

Bonus: Max Power Earns 3 Points for Voting when not required!

Congrats to Rex, Wolverine (that's how you return from an absence), and Matthias!

Special Thanks again to Max for voting when not required!


Congrats Rex and Matthias, and thanks all for your votes.  I only wish I could have followed up with something good for Eminem.

Good job, all. Stick around Wolverines.